Open Thread 5/22: Blackout Thread #2
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 9:33 PM EDT
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PrintMelky is 2/2 with a homer. Yes, the world is ending. Hope you've stocked up on survival gear.
The Braves are winning 3-0. Eric Hinske is good at hitting. And Derek Lowe hasn't given up a run. Discuss.
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SIBILANCE. SIBILANCE.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha, was hoping someone got that.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone sacrifice a chicken to Heywa…I mean Jobu.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 9:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Bless your heart.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 9:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Thank you kindly for the new thread.
Dice-K has surrendered 3 walks tonight. No errors.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
That would be awesome.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Iwamura:
0 for his last 31. That is brutal. Makes Yunel Escobar look like Melky Cabrera.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Why would you insult Melky like that?!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 9:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
How hard is it for ESPN to at least get the palyer hats right?
Bobby Crosby – A’s uniform; Charlie Morton still has Braves attire, for cryin’ out loud.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Neither player plays for Boston or New York.
That’s why.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
This
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 22, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello Again Everybody!
I just got home (been at hospital visiting family member) … what’s going on with the game?
I don’t have it on radio. :-(
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Hinske has a homer
Melky is 2/2 with a homer. Lowe is doing okay. 3-0, Braves!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Check out freebaseballradio.com!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 9:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
“The phils did not get one hit. Which means nobody hit the ball like me and pete rose used to do. Also Dave Concepcion for Hall of Fame.”
by Quilvio Veras on May 22, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
“Did I mention I used to play for the Reds? Cause that’s kinda important.”
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Dave Concepcion.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha I have a feeling all this Escobar hate is going to be leaving like Glaus hate soon. (although he still won’t learn to run the bases)
No please continue. I’ll do it next time.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
thats alot of pressure, hopefully i can keep up while painting this owl on my catcher’s mask. for future reference is it bad etiquette to steal these things should i make my own? i thought about it but wasnt really prepared by the time i realized they werent going up in the first inning
oh, i had an epiphany- you should make JJ graphics that look like killer whales when for he comes back
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
+100
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
http://deadspin.com/5360398/in-a-time-of-mourning-our-nation-turns-its-eyes-to-jair-jurrjens
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm, No.
I like “The Surgeon” better.
But good try. ;-)
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
alright. A suggestion is a suggestion. nothing more
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
She said your suggestion failed.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
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And the game isn’t even on television. Weak.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 9:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Hello all. Melky homered?!? And why aren’t we on TV?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I don’t think it’s Fox’s fault the Pirates refused to change the game time to accommodate all 18 remaining Pirate fans.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
No but it is their fault they have an exclusivity contract that really is stupid.
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
Lowe’s looking great. Everything is down in the zone tonight.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
Fuck. I should really learn to start him in fantasy
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I cut him after the second week and haven’t looked back.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
How many pitches does he have
he tends to have high pitch counts
by bravesforever16 on May 22, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That dude
plays a mean third base.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
“Jason Heyward was a Greek philospher who was reincarnated as a baseball player.”
Nice work Don. Love it.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Not a very good inning there by the batsmen.
1-2-3. Oh well, Hinske’s due up next inning
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
and why would you do that.. cant you watch gameday like a normal human being….
by Hektor DiPaula on May 22, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
your fault!
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 22, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell is wrong with Wandy Rodriguez this year?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
He plays for the Astros
just for starters.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn’t really explain why his K’s are down like they are, but fair enough.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
They don’t call them the Disastros for nothing.
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Church is dialed in against Lowe right now.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
fireside chats?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
We were discussing
how crappy Millledge is… or so we though
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I got stuck on the interstate a couple of years ago, listened to the whole game on AM radio, actually enjoyed it.
Heyward is pretty good
it is not as bad in the car
but when I am sitting in front of a big HD Tv with the mets on
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Lowe is pulling a Kawakami
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
Pitching 6 shutout innings?
The ship has sailed on that one.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
No, looking very sharp and then pitching like crap all of a sudden.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure
you meant “Tommy Hanson” then.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
first the braves start
a come-from-behind-win streak and now they have a shutout streak?
Life is very very good.
The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.
laggy computer
posted late
disregard the metion of shutouts
The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.
for Chipper?
I don’t hate him at all, his defense leaves a lot to be desired at this stage
Cockchafer
My radio feed is behind the rest of you. LOL
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Damn…I thought he was out at 2B
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
Yup…looked out on the replay.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Only thing that you could say it that maybe Yunel removed his foot too early.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I couldn’t tell definitively on the replay. Escobar may have taken his foot off of the bag before the throw onto first, but that’s pretty standard for plays at second and that’s not what the umpire called. But I’m not sure he beat the throw to the bag…
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god
it was Iwamura up. Easy out, inning over.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
Just out of curiosity...
Has Matt Diaz falling completely off the face of the earth?
Was he injured and I missed it?
When was his last start / when did he last play?
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
he is injured
infected thumb, already had surgery
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Surgery on his thumb. Out a month.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks to all five of you...
But I like bpk’s answer better
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
He was helping Escobar frost his tips and got some dye in his eyes
by Quilvio Veras on May 22, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
last chance for the Phils – still only one hit 2nite.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Wasn’t Melky.
Was JayHey with Melky’s jersey on.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Blah!
My wife sent me to get her something for dinner. I come back and the score is 3-2 instead of 3-0. Great job holding those Pirates scoreless, TC’ers. I blame each and every one of you.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
First you’re forced to shave your beard, then you’re forced to slave over the stove all day to make her dinner, then you’re forced to drive all over town to pick something up for her…
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
What are you trying to say? You lost me…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I lost myself.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Well that’s what you get for leaving Beard in charge
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
by BraveSaluki on May 22, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm...
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, wait, wait…who has video? where?
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
mlb.tv
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
shit, I didn’t think they would have it
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
terrible MLB announcers though
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
MLB.com exclusive if you have MLB.tv and proxy your internet connection through a foreign IP.
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Braves top scoring team in MLB this month?
Wicked sweet.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
not in MLB
in the NL. The Yanks and Red Sox have scored a few more in the AL.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that other league even real?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
well
I’m pretty sure we haven’t played against it yet, so yes. Imaginary.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That a boy Heap
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
That is how
you work a count.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Good pitcher’s pitch too
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
He hasn’t had a day off…..this season?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I couldn’t remember. I know he’s played a lot.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah was trying to remember
when it was, pretty sure Hinske got a start at first
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
He earned that single.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Morton: 89 pitches
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Heap's the man.
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
huzzah!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I approve.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Phuckers...
How dare they get that 1 hit!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillies lose!!!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 10:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Do you have one for
“picked off”?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF…this inning is unraveling quickly.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
It wasn’t like he even got picked off…he just took off.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Is extended spring training still going on?
I live about 2 miles from the Braves spring training complex. Is there anything going on there nowadays?
+1
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Yunel finally put it in the air.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Here's to moral victories
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta start somewhere!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Got a specific date for us? A lot of people playing fantasy baseball need to know.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm actually going to say that he starts turning it around on Tuesday.
PUT IT IN THE BOOKS FOLKS
by DogDaysofSummer on May 22, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll start the Hookers For Escobar Fund.....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
he hit one last night
scorcher to right field right at someone though
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
escos kinda lucky
the team is winning right now even though he has done nothing since the return…if his failures were coming during a losing streak…I know I wouldn’t be the only one hating him
Cockchafer
He had one rough inning, but otherwise he’s been good.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Looked great the first 3 innings…started leaving the ball up in the zone last inning.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
And now he can’t find the zone at all.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Woah…gameday froze
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
McCann fail.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
ah
I am listening to the actual FM broadcast
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
come on LOWE
wtf
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
This looks promising
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
just got home to try to listen to game
and keep getting a rerun of commercials. can someone drop me a link?
by chipsicyhotcorner on May 22, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
and double switch. FOX is having a heart attack
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
huh
whats a double switch..
/END SARCASM
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
nm
Lowe going to walk the bases loaded…
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow…my browser just crashed and when I loaded it back up MLB.tv is not allowing me to watch the video. Bizarre.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
This is fucking ridiculous. Working one second, now it’s not.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Lowe Blows
I think he needs to be moved to bullpen when JJ comes back
bobby, dont prove
that bobby cox=dusty “idiot” baker
The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.
HINSKE
:)
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Hinske with the great play
Now get out of the inning, Lowe!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Is he going to hit a home run also?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Chris Resop
is that young gun LF we have in the minors
He got a cup of coffee a few years ago in LF
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
oh god
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 22, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Eh, I don't mind much the way Lowe is missing.
Wish he wouldn’t walk people, but at least he’s missing low and away.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
this
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Huge strikeout there. Way to go, Lowe.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
Lowe's night is about to come to an end....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
Lowe needs to buy Hinske dinner tonight
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 22, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
GameDay says 99
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
One DLoweQS is approximately 5/6ths of a normal QS, right?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe we should say it
5 IP 5 ER or less
basically a 9.00ERA
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Melky’s up. I’m thinking a triple.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Melky needs to hit for the cycle tonight….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
And that
is why I don’t gamble.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
“They still lead by a point.” Really announcer? Really?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
another thing about lowe....
i’ve found him to be one of the biggest pricks the braves have ever called their own
Really?
We’ve had way worse.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously…John Rocker?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Kenny Lofton
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I win. at least on my screen
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Not on mine, sorry.
Beard wins.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll take it!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Your comment popped up right as I was clicking post.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not a bad person...
just a weirdo. There is a difference.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
this
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing wrong with him as a guy
He’s just passed his expiration date.
by Sam Jethroe on May 22, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
basketball is so boring…I can’t get myself to enjoy watching it. although, now would be the time to jump on the wizards bandwagon I guess
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
this, kind of. I actually don’t like basketball
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
definitely my least favorite sport
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
how come? I have no clue what team he likes
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he wanted the kings to get that first pick…but the wizards got 1, my sixers got number 2…he was not pleased the other night
Cockchafer
were the kings so bad that they even had a realistic chance? I figured it would be the Nets…didn’t they get #3?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Kings ended up 5th, Nets got 3rd..the fact they fell out of the top 4 is what really ticked him off lol
Cockchafer
Nice…I’ll be sure to make some smart ass comment about it.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
THUNDER!!
always room on the Durant Express
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i love how the hawks handle the celtics in regular season, but we crumble to the magic in the playoffs, then the celtics handle howard and his boys….
by chipsicyhotcorner on May 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. Magic getting steamrolled by the Celtics.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Brooks Conrad:
Pinch hit grand slam time!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
Morton is at 106 pitches now.....he needs to come out.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
I know, that’s why I’m watching on here too. Cant be trusted
by Quilvio Veras on May 22, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Morton's night is over....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
I hope so
He’s really pitched well the past few innings.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He has to be.
Only Dusty Baker would send a pitcher back out to start another inning when he was already at 110 pitches thrown…..unless it was like a CGSO situation.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
And his spot is due up third this inning.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
horrible base running
out by a mile, not sure if Usain Bolt could have turned that into a double
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Next time someone cracks on Escobar
Keep in mind…we could have that slobbering buffoon, instead.
by Sam Jethroe on May 22, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He can strike out in every single AB for the rest of his Braves career for all I care.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Though I sure hope he doesn’t!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm really, really starting to hate to an irrational level the retarded baseball nickname trend.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 22, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Why u mad tho, DoDaSum?
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, what’s wrong with us? How long was the rain delay?
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
90 mins?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Esco
isn’t helping tonight.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
If the Braves lose tonight, I may never wear this Heyward jersey again.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
XL. I’ll still keep it, I just won’t wear it during baseball season. Or at least while the Braves are actually playing. Until they come to Minnesota.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
...
sometimes I should read before I post
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Go ahead and send it my way in that case.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
If we can turn 2 here, does that mean we can carry 1 out into the next inning?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
+1
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
not sure if we want that rule change
Esco might make us lose an entire inninghttp://www.talkingchop.com/2010/5/22/1483715/open-thread-5-22-blackout-thread-2#38164440
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
not sure
how I accidentally posted the thread link
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
damn, I should really stop drinking I guess
Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!
RUNPRGM. WHEN SQUADRON NYMETS FACE SQUADRON NYYANKEES ALL HUMANITY SUFFERS.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Whomever is behind that is awesome.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
99% of the comments have been hilarious. I would have been out of material in a week.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
link to cyborg?
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
To the website? Here: link
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It may even make me sign up for Twitter, something I’m otherwise loathe to do.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
No, I’ll never do that. Just have to remember to check it every day.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
My feed seems to be
From the Haddix 12 innings of perfect ball game. It’s really exciting.
by Sam Jethroe on May 22, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Runs please.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
woohoo!
I wish we could make this easier. Maybe we can destroy the Pirates’ pen?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
Dotel is their closer…I think it’s a given.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Dotel that bastard
he pitched how many innings for the Braves
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
7.2
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Outside of dotel, the Pirates pen has actually been pretty good.
I’m not sure how long that will hold up though because they have to pitch a shit ton of innings.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 22, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Quiet you.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually....
I think I remember something about the Pirates having one of the worst bullpen ERAs in the NL.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That's because their shitty garbage time relievers get plenty of work.
Their first liners are doing some work though. Like Meek who has pitched 26 innings of sub-1 era ball.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 22, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yankees still lost, though. That’s something good.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
true
but I would rather the Mutts lose
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
But you don’t have to see Escobar hit, it’s a give and take
by Quilvio Veras on May 22, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
haha true
but Melky hit a HR, something is just off today
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I should have clarified, you don’t have to see Escobar at bat
by Quilvio Veras on May 22, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do we care if the Mets won?
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Is this a real question?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Another CyborgHanson gem:
REQUIRE MOTHERBOARD UPGRADE TO COMPREHEND PREGAME TRADITION OF TEAMMATE HINSKE ERIC TO CRUSH BEERCANS ON HUMAN FOREHEAD
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
http://player.cumulusstreaming.com/Audioplay.html?WROK-FM
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
runs about two minutes slow so its like getting a distant replay when you watch here
by MarvelGoose on May 22, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
O'Flaherty
he hasn’t pitched in at least 6 hours.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Moylan might stay in to face McCutchen
And then EOF comes in to face the 2 lefties.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 22, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You win the booby prize
Good thinkin’.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
if you cant pitch
Moylan 162 games might as well go 2IP every game
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey guys and gals
Anyone else nervous about this game?
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 10:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
nah
We’ll pull something out of our ass if we need to.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
He has a Braves hat on in the pic on my screen.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
we need more Mariners left-overs
Soriano
EOF
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
TRADE FOR GRIFFEY
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
he had a walk off hit the other day
need more walk off hitters
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
throwing strikes hope he stays healthy
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Good to hear…he was struggling at the beginning of the year. Not Mike Gonzalez struggling, but still.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
These announcers really need to stop attempting an Irish accent.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
Slappin’ da bass!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He's had a really rough game.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
alright, EOF
Now get Church out so we can go try to hit again.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
You presume correctly
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like this move
I’d have left EOF in there. He’s been good against righties, too.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
it does, however
overwork EOF. Either way, we win.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s to be expected. He did play for the Redcommunists.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
But Dunn loves puppies
Covered in marinara
by Sam Jethroe on May 22, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got back to the computer, what’s the score?
http://nomorespin-sports.blogspot.com
by nomorespinsports on May 22, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Better off letting him steal 2nd.
I concur.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 22, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Willingly let the tying run move to 2nd? Why?
by sleezer1788 on May 22, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I just think it makes you look weak, just an opinion, of course throw over a couple times if you have a fast runner but you go over too many times you seem like you’re scared
by SuperHeyward on May 22, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Please get an out, Saito. I don’t want a 4th pitcher in this inning.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
So who is Bobby planning to use in the 8th?
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
Moylan
was in left field he is scheduled for the 8th
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Martinez.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully we put a couple on the board so it doesn’t really matter
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Saito and Venters if needed.
Saito only threw 10 pitches and the the Catcher and the crappy second basement are coming up as well as a pher.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 22, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
When I'm watching games
My default line is “Sit your ASS down!” but that works well, too.
by Sam Jethroe on May 22, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, got him.
Excellent.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
oh...almost forgot
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
This game is stressful....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
I find games much less stressful when I’m relying on audio. Maybe that’s just me.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s just you. This is stressing me out more than if I were watching it on tv.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I fail.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
STRESS, DAMMIT! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU‽
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 22, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
this is what
happens when we cant read the names on the TV
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
*Kibbles & Bits
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
- for a RUNZ thread?
Also Kimbrel got sent back down.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Time for a little yardwork.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
we’ve already helped regress Morton to the mean. Maybe we can do that to Meek too, in the other direction
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
3-1 count…let’s launch this next one
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
or hit a miserable pop-up
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I would say that series is over, but I remember what happened the last time a Boston team was up 3-0 in a playoff series.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Hockey is different though
the Bruins will always suck
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
He's up to 4 pitches already!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
I’ve got graduation in the morning, but I don’t want to sleep till this sucker’s over..
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
People don’t stay up late before graduation?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 22, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
jealous.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I loved it, but my point is that you still have college to look forward to.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
again…jealous.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah. Also, congratulations.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 22, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, I’d feel better with a bit more of a lead.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
indeed
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You and me (all of us) both.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
meh...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
You making this an official premonition, Oracle?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m holding you to that.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Only 2 baserunners since the 3rd inning...
and one of those was immediately picked off. Not so good, offense. Not so good.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
It would be nice if Heap would realize that he really does run like a catcher.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
At least he’s not Bengie Molina.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a good start.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
Vidro and problem solved.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Saito doesn’t normally do vidros, but I’d love to see one.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Silence!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
/hangs head in shame
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
More or less….strikeouts and flyballs.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Definitely Vidro time
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Melky, for someone that can supposedly play center, you are either sucky or lazy in left.
(Does UZR support me on this? Too lazy to check.)
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
He’s average at best
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much
below average or right around average range
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
And neither does Total Zone. He’s average in LF, a bit below in CF according to UZR. Average in LF, a bit above avg in CF by Total Zone.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for that.
Ah well, he just never looks like he’s running all that hard. Or throwing his heart out. Or really doing anything other than awkwardly belly-flopping once a month.
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Defensive Runs Saved
has him well above average in LF, below avg in CF.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Awww.....no vidro :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
lol
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Lowe…..as long as the team wins.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You forgot to use the font.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry. The game is stressing me out!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Outs please.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
FUDSFASDL
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 22, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
I feel like
Mark Wohlers has been pitching for the last 4 or 5 innings
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
ohh boy, this could get ugglyy
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 22, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
Saito walked a .150 hitter. Runners on 1st and 2nd, 1 out, Crosby up.
by kidnarcolepsy on May 22, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
HaHaHa, primate delay. Didn’t think it posted above.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
either way its warranted
we walked Iwamura TWICE
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Strikeout would be pretty huge here.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
And Crosby obliges by apparently looking for something that wasn’t down the middle.
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It was indeed.
Now we just have to get out McCutchen. Oy.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
STFD!
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 22, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Hi everyone, Saito's in a bit of a jam
Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher
Think you have to. Jones isn’t exactly a slouch behind him.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Touche…either way, it doesn’t matter!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
I could beat him up, he is not that big
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Pirates 2-23 when trailing after 7.
I wonder what their record is when trailing after 9?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
As Joe Morgan would say,
It’s hard to win a game when you don’t score more runs than the other team.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s so insightful.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
They don’t call him the best in the biz for nothing.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
lol
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
They certainly don’t call him the best in the biz
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
by BraveSaluki on May 22, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
emmy award winning
I am a hall of famer therefore I know everything about baseball
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The sad thing is,
He was a fantastic player—and a smart one, too. In fact, he was exactly the kind of player that he disparages today. Power, patience, etc.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Saito v. McCutcheon
Game on the line. Good battle.
Cmon Saito strike em out
Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher
SAITO!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
STFD! Great job Takashi!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
aside from walking Aki
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I meant more in that he responded well to a jam (of his own making), as well as Bobby’s patented Bullpen Management Technique.
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Cmon and score some insurance runs
Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher
THIS
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You should feel use to that after Gonzo and Soriano
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
could be worse
could be Bob Wickman who makes you nervous and Ks no one
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
could be Kyle Farnsworth
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
by ronniemac03 on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
You gonna eat that stapler?
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
by BraveSaluki on May 22, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Wanna share it?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Too close for comfort. But good for Saito!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Wags saying “Are you shitting me? I get a shot at a save? That’s unpossible!”
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
+1 for Ralph reference
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
These tar fumes are making me dizzy.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Ms. Hoover, I don’t have a red crayon.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Super Nintendo Chalmers.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I still owe you
+1 for I love you man reference earlier
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
After seeing Bart naked....
“I like men now!”
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
You’re kind isn’t welcome here!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
Hanrahan should gay marry Jack Hannahan and adopt a daughter named Hannah.
Her name would then be Hannah Hanrahan Hannahan.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
OT / I had a Zero bar today.
Been forever since I had one of those. It was fantastic.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
If he gets a hit then we’ll definitely have to bench Chipper for him.
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh damn, I forgot to use the sarcasm font.
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, dang.
A strikeout. Too bad.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hanrihan?
OMG. There is a Slap Shot reference just SCREAMING to be let out.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
DO WORK HEYWARD.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
Tonight i found something crappier than my laptop-my radio. i can’t pick up a radio station twenty miles away.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Listen to the radio on your laptop?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
Fair enough.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Jason!!
Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher
Nice swipe Prado!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
Do something
that makes me happy =]
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 22, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
GO PIRATES!!!!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
8)
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
it was a pretty stupid play
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 22, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
2 in the same game?
or we talking about the “throw glove” leave ball one he did tonight?
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
the throw glove one
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 22, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
sad
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
how many outs?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
nvm
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
1
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
I got a graphic I'd like to re-use here, Chip....
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
COME ON GRANDPA
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
2...scratch that
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Good lord....
That was so bad a pitch it almost hit the green dot on the legend on CBS, lol.
amen. 5-2 sounds better than 4-2
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm mad the potential of an insurance run has a sponsor...lol
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
COME ON HEAP.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Mac
you should break it open here.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
unbelievable, go Mac
Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher
Heap time
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
He's so due it's not even funny anymore.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
More walkies...come on B-Mac
Finish Them!
'Bama fan since birth, NIners & Hawks fan since '86, Braves fan since '90
Part 1 -Fire Woody, hire new coach with legitimate offensive and defensive game plan
Part 2 - Sign & trade Joe, deal Chils and/or Marvin for a shooter at the 3
Part 3 - FIND PG AND C, STAT!
Sounds very Chipper-like.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha…“end sarcasm” sound like something from Cyborg Hanson
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the patented one
Seems like at least one AB every game he smokes one 30 feet right of the foul pole in right field.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
oh yeah
Doumit forget to throw to home, instead he throws to first
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
sa fakla spflak psdjklnjkfsnjks nls WTF JUST HAPPENED
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
Awesomeness.
That’s what just happened.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
wild pitch and he had an easy play at home. he threw to 1st and it was a shitty throw that took Jones off the bag
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on Brian...
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
Just like they drew it up
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
LMFAO
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 22, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
Take it anyway we can Ha! Ha!
Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher
AND RBI
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
I’m hearing “No RBI” – Error on somebody, I guess.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
It’d be like a WP, right?
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
by BraveSaluki on May 22, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH!
HEEEEEEAP with the speeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
WHOA. That sounded crazy. How can you not throw Mac out on a strikeout? And how can we score on a strikeout? I’ll take it though!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
Wags is now screaming in the bullpen.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
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THREE WALKS AND A STRIKEOUT = RUN EVERY TIME
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New Braves philosophy
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
Gameday just killed itself
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
Gameday always gets confused on the unconventional plays.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 22, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
i have gameday and audio going right now. i love that thing
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish I could've watched this, damned Fox and MLB
Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher
John Russel ejected
he’s no Bobby Cox.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
Seriously.
1 down, 152 to go.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Bobby just has swag when he trots out there.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s weird to think that he’s been ejected from almost a season’s worth of games.
by Ivan the Great on May 22, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, wow
great way of putting it in perspective
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
Could you imagine a manager getting ejected every game in the season?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Braves offense at its best:
Walk, Walk, Walk, Strikeout. RUN!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
PROFIT!!!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
POWAH Time.
Gotta getta new manager.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
In play, out(s)
fuck.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta love Brian for hustling
he fell down after running so hard to 1B. Esco should take notes.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
Hanley Ramirez
just insulted you for saying that.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
he actually ran hard last night. I was laughing
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
“Brian McCann strikes out swinging. Wild pitch by pitcher Joel Hanrahan. Martin Prado scores. Jason Heyward to 3rd. Chipper Jones to 2nd. Brian McCann to 1st.”
“Pittsburgh Pirates Manager John Russell ejected by 1B umprie Tim Timmons.”
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Hannahran
has good stuff but no control
by UltimaParadox on May 22, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Wagner have a nickname yet?
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
I need something photoshop worthy…
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward says Wags….so yeah, I’ll go with that.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to just pronounce his name
with a “V” sound. Like Wagner, the opera composer.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
We can photoshop Niebelungenlied K graphics, right?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 22, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Wags being hit lately – I hope he’s on his game tonight.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
the throw beat him at 1st, but the throw took Jones off the bag. GREAT hustle
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the defensive change there.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty Baker does not approve.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 22, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Is there anyway Don Sutton has ever used skype mobile?
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
4-2: WAGNER in game.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
1:30 Eastern
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 22, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
my guess is 1:05 EDT.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Proof
You should never listen to what I type.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
You have the time zone right.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
I do what I can.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
lefty v. lefty
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you imagine being a lefty against that slider?
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 22, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
No thanks. In HS we were going into the regional tourney and the guy we were facing could hit the upper 80s so we set up the BP machine to pitch 90 mph fastballs, and mid-80s breaking stuff. Not fun.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 23, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
evening, ya'll
i’ve been lurking all night, getting updates. thanks a lot!
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 22, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
??
Why leave now?
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
oh, i was saying hello, not goodbye
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 23, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahhhh. Okay.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
it’s all good
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 23, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Augh. No reason to bring the tying run to the plate.
by Ivan the Great on May 23, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
Oh come on Vahgner.
Vidro to end it!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 23, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
thank you for the idea!
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 23, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Neat.
I love walks.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
Pirates 3-23 when trailing after 8.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
another
baffling stat, who would have guessed
by UltimaParadox on May 23, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
That's better
than their “trailing after 7” stat. Funny
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 23, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
That sounded scary
but 2 outs. 1 more guys!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 23, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
K wagner
lets get a strikeout on this last hitter ;)
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 23, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
I was trying to write “to hit into a DP…”
by Sam Jethroe on May 23, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
TWO
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
OK, 1 more strike!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 23, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
crosby, not milledge
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 23, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
LOOK OUT NOW, RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS IS PICKING UP STEAM
So glad I got to witness it visually. Tim fucking McCarver
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
5 in a row!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 23, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Uh-oh...
If he gains too much momentum, no one will be able to stop him….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 23, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
We hope!
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 23, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
MY BESTEST FRIEND
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 23, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
i hated this thing at first, but i’m starting to come around, lol
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 23, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
How could anyone have ever hated Rainbow Llamasaurus?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 23, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
-1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 23, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 23, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
STFD!!! Braves win!!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 23, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
VICTORY
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 23, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
10-4 hates you.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 23, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
How about this one
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 23, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
GAME OVER - Start the Party!
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Don Sutton seems pretty obsessed with the Pittsburgh “Fog” rolling in.
He’s mentioned it a lot of times.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
He misses this guy
(Josh Fogg)
"I've been to two rodeos and three goat ropin's, but I've never seen anything like that" - Joe Simpson on Brooks Conrad's walkoff Grand Slam, 5/20/10
by BraveSaluki on May 23, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
5 in a row!! Go Braves
Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher
This game:
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
He hates you too.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 23, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
He can get in line.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 23, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
3.5 games back
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
Kinda ugly - but we do ugly
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
I just NOW got the end. LOL
Let’s go for this tomorrow!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
sexy.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 23, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Now who’s the one thinking with (her) broom?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 23, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
what a clusterfuck of a game
3 and a half hours long and a strike zone called by an idiotic monkey. glad we won.
i liked how every half inning for the Braves (besides the 9th) took 4 seconds and the Pirates half took like 20 minutes each
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 23, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
i agree that that happened
but i did not enjoy it
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
10-2 over the last 12, what up
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
please never start again
:D
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
May just be time to go fist my PS3 on and resume my career in The Show.
"Jason Heyward was a Greek philosopher reincarnated as a baseball player." - Don Sutton
Fist it extra hard for Chip…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 23, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
That reminds me. Altaïr's still got a few people to kill...
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 23, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Unearned Hubby points
He did not know the game was not on TV tonight. I said I would not watch the game tonight and stay up here and watch SC-FI with him! :)
IM TELLING!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 23, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Good show everyone.
Thanks for hanging around through the delay and the long-ass game. Great win!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 23, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
Bad win.
I want a walkoff or the day is ruined.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 23, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
BLAH BLAH BLAH
SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW WE CAN’T WALK OFF BECAUSE WE’RE THE AWAY TEAM
BLAH BLAH
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
Epitaph = done
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 23, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Riley approves of a 5-game winning streak
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 23, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm I the only person that pointlessly sits around refreshing the mlb.com standings page to see them update?
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BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
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