To Be A Rookie Pitcher...
by gondeee on May 21, 2010 12:50 PM EDT
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PrintCraig Kimbrel gets the honor of toting the Hannah Montana backpack to and from the bullpen before and after each game. I'm pretty sure the guy to the left of him had something to do with that.
I haven't heard of any hazing of Jason Heyward yet. I wonder if they're all too afraid of him.
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Moylan isn’t afraid of anything…
Brandon W: "What's up Heyward?"
Jason H: "Hangin with Freddie, What you up to Brandon?"
Brandon W: "nothing much."
by bwellnjonesco on May 21, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That shit ain't funny
I fed a fish to a pelican and Frisco bay and he tried to eat my cell phone he ran away
Yeah, he did shove a shaving-cream pie in Heyward’s face after that first game.
Don't stop...beleeevin'!
by MBL1 on May 21, 2010 1:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Jason Heyward wears Craig Kimbrel as a backpack.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT" ~ Cyborg Hanson
by Smoltz's Beard on May 21, 2010 1:07 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
I wish I could rec twice, once for the post and once for the signature.
by McGriff the Crime Dog on May 21, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
/early favorite for comment of the year on TC
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 21, 2010 1:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Also, can we never get rid of Moylan? That guy is great.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT" ~ Cyborg Hanson
I agree Moylan is so hilarious!
Don't stop...beleeevin'!
by MBL1 on May 21, 2010 1:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think it’ll be him or Heyward’s Backpack.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 21, 2010 2:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Haha, I’m liking that as a nickname.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT" ~ Cyborg Hanson
by Smoltz's Beard on May 21, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I fed a fish to a pelican and Frisco bay and he tried to eat my cell phone he ran away
by TradeAndruw on May 21, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
Or at the very least we should have a “1 Aussie minimum” requirement.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 21, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember someone saying something in spring training...
…and I forget who it was, maybe Hinske, maybe a pitcher. Anyway, the guy was asked whether Heyward was getting any rookie hazing. The guy said, no, Heyward carried himself so well, he didn’t get it. Besides, he continued, Jason could pick me up and throw me in my locker, so I am not going to do anything like that to him.
I remember that too.
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT" ~ Cyborg Hanson
by Smoltz's Beard on May 21, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Makes you wonder...
…what costume they’ll give Heyward to wear on the flight home near the end of the season. Could it be anything other than a Superman costume? Any early bets?
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. ~ Crash Davis
by Old Braves' Fan on May 21, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking about that as well....
It just seems….wrong… to make him wear something ridiculous. But, I’m sure they will, and rightfully so. The Braves always do it when they leave on their last road trip of the year; I may try to be there for it this year.
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
Classic.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 21, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
A Hannah Montana backpack? Who wouldn’t want to rock that?
I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
www.dropoutproductions.com
It comes with a free STD and lapdance.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 21, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Both things I enjoy.
I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
www.dropoutproductions.com
You enjoy STDs?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 21, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Who doesn’t like a burning sensation and a crusty scab on your genitals?
I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
www.dropoutproductions.com
Well, naturally, we all enjoy lapdances – just not from underage ugly little Disney Channel girls…
Man, for some reason, when I think about Miley/Haley/Hannah Cyrus/Montana giving a lapdance, I think of Elizabeth Berkley…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 21, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so….scared!
Those caffeine pills are bad news.
Milk was a bad choice...
+1
"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT"
by Smoltz's Beard on May 21, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Best episode ever.
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
Haha
Have you seen this one? By far my favorite
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:3eA0ydCZaBcJ:www.makeusmiletees.com/ithottuupact.html+turn+up+the+ac+shirt&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
DoB
Has an article where Medlen talks about he was the one who got him the backpack.
by drumzalicious on May 21, 2010 10:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Kimbrel down to AAA
Bobby wants him to get more work. Christian Martinez (who?) called up from AAA
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
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