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Conrad Slams The Braves To A Seven Run Ninth Inning Comeback

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Wow! Wow. This looked like it would be a miserable day for the Braves. Their ace pitcher gave up eight runs and couldn't get the third out in the second inning. They grounded into double plays to kill rallies. Their wunderkind struck out with the bases loaded in the ninth inning, but then pinch hitter Brooks Conrad stepped to the plate. He was batting in Chipper Jones' spot in the lineup, after Chipper had been lifted in a double switch earlier in the game. On a 2-2 pitch, Conrad hit an opposite field grand slam on a fastball from the Reds closer. Braves walk off with the win.

Cincinnati may have been the team coming into this series known for their comeback wins, but the Braves matched their mojo in game one and topped all of their comebacks in game two. A seven-run comeback in the ninth inning! Capped off by a grand slam that went off the glove of the left fielder, as it was stretched over the wall. That is absolutely amazing.

I promise not to post any more Tommy Hanson mullet pictures. That must have been what jinxed him into having the worst outing of his big league career. Hanson couldn't get the third out in the top of the second inning. After a leadoff single, Hanson recorded two quick outs, and then it all fell apart... helped out somewhat by a radically inconsistent strike zone from the home plate umpire. Tommy walked a guy, then gave up a single, and then a grand slam. Hanson then gave up three more hits and was pulled from the game. The damage in that third inning, 7 hits, 2 walks, and 8 earned runs.

Jesse Chavez, Jonny Venters, and Craig Kimbrel did a great job in relief. Chavez was able to record the third out in the second inning, but gave up a solo homerun in the fifth, which was the only run the trio of relievers surrendered in their seven and a third innings of work. Certainly their good work of not letting the score get more out of control allowed the Braves the confidence to come back and win this game.

The improbably hero, Brooks Conrad. This was the Braves third straight walk off win.

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I LOVE THIS TEAM.

"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."

by Scott Coleman on May 20, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

:)

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 20, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE EVERYONE RIGHT NOW

(at least, everyone even remotely related to the Braves, even the trolls!)

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worth noting

this Braves team has already put together 5 or 6 moments that are as great as any moments they’ve had since the 95 WS title. What a flair for the dramatic.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walkoff GS = Ecstasy (the drug)
 
I’m in the best mood I’ve been in all day.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 20, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me, or...

… is anyone else dissatisfied that it barely cleared the fence?

Baseball fans.

Oh, Bobby.

by sdp on May 20, 2010 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hmmm…..to rec or not to rec….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WHO GIVES A FUCK? We won with an improbable hitter doing it. Just be fucking happy.

by romone_braves91 on May 20, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're right

we should worry about our bench player barely hitting a homerun and how much power this team doesnt have on the bench . . .

by drumzalicious on May 20, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

It was hit too high.

by dragonhawk26 on May 20, 2010 8:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

If this doesn’t inspire a team nothing will

by Quilvio Veras on May 20, 2010 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

HOTLANTA

That was awesome! Got caught watching the game at work :)…..Time to go on a roll boys….sweep the fuckin Pirates and let’s get er goin!

Kawakami is not absolute shit, but he isn’t any good either.

by Nova Scotia Steve on May 20, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

reading this, I noticed that the Reds fans are also making lots of “fisted” jokes. Good to see we’re not alone on that.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve been going back and reading some of their older OTs. Those guys are pretty cool. Good sense of self-deprecating humor, open minded fanbase. I think I might start posting over there.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 20, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hopped over there

when we started making a 9th inning rally. Some guy named “RedsMasochist” was complaining about the Braves’ announcers. I had to make a comment.

“If you’re listening to Chip Caray, you really are a Masochist.”

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

There’s some comedy gold in there. Reds’ fans talking about suicide, murdering Dusty Baker and my favorite – the bit about how Conrad was going to be an easy out when he came to the plate.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it's funny in hindsight

But I know I wasn’t the only one worried about a GIDP when he was announced.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fact, I was bummed when he fouled off that first pitch. It was a great pitch and he put a great swing on it, and I was thinking “Well, there goes his best shot.”

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

You gotta tip your hat to Conrad…that pitch was tailing outside, and he went with it and someone put enough behind it to get it over the fence. Pretty impressive.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

"someone" put enough behind it to get it over the fence....

Yep….there were definitely some angels involved in the bottom of the 9th.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Meant to type somehow. Well played.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the sudden turn from making jokes…to getting real pissed off….to making fun of heyward after the K….to having their hearts ripped out….I thought we were a roller coaster

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 20, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still can't wrap my brain around what just happened.

Official MCM Hater!

"If anyone asks you, you fixed my television. Now go!"

by gramsey712 on May 20, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw the line in the 6th...

I thought for sure we were cooked. These 9th inning rallies are what this team needs to get some swagger back! Go Braves!!

by Crispy on May 20, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves did a lot of this come from behind magic back in 1995. Just sayin’.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooooh....Pirates for 6 of the next 9 games. YES!

"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."

by Scott Coleman on May 20, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

6 of 9 versus

a team known for getting blown out 30-3 in a series on a regular basis? Yes, Please!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Silence Knave!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can anyone be negative after a win like that? For shame!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

More of a joke really. A joke that will probably become reality.

by DogDaysofSummer on May 20, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

the bullpen kept us in it, that was the most amazing part.

Jonny Venters better be given a chance to start at this pace

by jaypatel on May 20, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m impressed…we can’t forget the innings he and Chavez threw that kept it within 8…

Brandon W: "What's up Heyward?"
Jason H: "Hangin with Freddie, What you up to Brandon?"
Brandon W: "nothing much."

by bwellnjonesco on May 20, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its your fault for reminding us of Tommy’s Kerry lightenberg hair

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on May 20, 2010 4:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I loved Kerry’s sideburns. Truly the best I’ve seen.

by Sparhawk on May 20, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

After the Braves went down 1-2-3 in the 8th, I went upstairs and shaved off my beard.

Looks like I’m staying clean-shaven for the rest of the season.

by kidnarcolepsy on May 20, 2010 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lmao. money

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 20, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shaved my beard off this morning. No points for me. :(

It was too itchy though.

by Sparhawk on May 20, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Odd coincidence....

I shaved my beard today, too. I did it about half an hour before the game started, though.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol….gotta love superstitions that comes with baseball.

by romone_braves91 on May 20, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You gotta admit that it adds something, though. :)

by kidnarcolepsy on May 20, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s just a hair thing, you don’t have to go too…

Brandon W: "What's up Heyward?"
Jason H: "Hangin with Freddie, What you up to Brandon?"
Brandon W: "nothing much."

by bwellnjonesco on May 20, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

just watched the celebration again

meds in the middle looked more like a 12 year old then ever before

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 20, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Un-freaking-believable…..

Wow. Completely nuts. Ridiculous. Crazy. Awesome. Viva los Bravos.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 20, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear haters,

Go stuff yourselves. Also, you’re welcome.

Love,
Brooksie

by J-Freak on May 20, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Conrad is THE MAN. That is all.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ginger punks on haters.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I approve of this message...

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on May 20, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Conrad rocks.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

At work...

Turned off my Gametracker in frustration…Turned in on as Conrad was at the plate…While not as exciting as seeing the hit, watching the Gametracker go to Final was great, especially when I realized it wasn’t a DP…

by Jman781 on May 20, 2010 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Bottom of the 9th for me...

has to be the wildest, craziest, and most unexpected baseball inning I have ever seen in my life. No way a team should come back from being down 9-3 and to win a game on two errors, the Golden Boy rookie striking out the bases loaded, and the guy behind him nicknamed “Hobo Conrad” would do the improbable and hit a Grand Slam Homerun for the win (Homerun was a botch catch by the LF that went over the fence). INSANSE!!!! GOD I LOVE THE BRAVES!!!!!

by romone_braves91 on May 20, 2010 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

When everyone was hating Brooks Conrad

I kept the faith. And it paid off!

What an awesome win. Utterly ridiculous. I saw the bottom line while watching Sportsnation and I immediately ran to go tell my friend. This has to give us some momentum.

Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!

by RichmondBraves on May 20, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn I forgot this game concluded the sweep of the hottest team in baseball and putting us over 500 for the first time since being 8-8. This game was insane.

by romone_braves91 on May 20, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Above .500! YES!

Headlining the Campaign for the return of Ryan Langerhans! MVP 2011!

by RichmondBraves on May 20, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would pay money to have been able to see the look on my face after he hit that one out. Definition of a jaw dropper.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

You still in shock?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

still

5:00

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 20, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, the last hour has flew by…guess that’s what happens when you are completely ignoring work in favor of something you actually care about.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I should have used “flown”, but whatever.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, no, it isn’t. The use of “has” immediately before renders flown correct. Flew by itself works, but has flown does also.

by J-Freak on May 20, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I yelled OH MY GOD! like 30 times and still didn’t really believed it. I was shock and Brooks Conrad did not even know. (that’s the best part of the story. He was piss then went into homerun trot. AMAZING!)

by romone_braves91 on May 20, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I jumped out of bed and ran around the house screaming. It was silent. No one was there. So I darted to TC.com where my internet friends would appreciate my elation!

by kreese555 on May 20, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid Gamecast

soooo I usually pay attention the to OT at work because the gamecast is always behind peoples comments. Between the OT and my friend texting me I KNEW the GS was coming but still watching the little dots round the bases for the GS was just pure joy.
Atta Boy Brooks

by The Devil Wears Prado on May 20, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

The Pirates will be crushed and driven before us

and well shall hear the lamentations of their women.

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 20, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

would those lameters be...

the “Pirettes”?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I BELIEVE. I BELIEVE.
soooo
i’m gonna go ahead and call another walkoff……

by atl192485 on May 20, 2010 2:48 PM EDT

by atl192485 on May 20, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

ORACLE!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I creamed.

Enough said.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on May 20, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Photobucket

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 20, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

and soooo filthy at the same time.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on May 20, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can't win 'em all!!! Go Bravos, Go!!!!

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 20, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

kimbrels first big league win

you think he’ll remember this one?

by bluelg on May 20, 2010 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Gettin Churchillian all up in ya

Any of you who quit on this game (and this team), I hate you.
Props to the bullpen for managing the game for 7.1 innings and making the memorable possible.

by BraveSaluki on May 20, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Never gonna give u up! Never gonna let u down! Never gonna ruuuun around and desert u!

U just got RickRoll’d (sort of)

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any of you who quit on this game (and this team), I hate you.

Mother F’ing THIS!

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on May 20, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This this thisity this this.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just... wow.

Completely incredible. This is one of those wins that can really turn a season around.

by Ace_of_Braves on May 20, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, love to go up to Pittsburgh, sweep, and put .500 in the rearview from here in out.

Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.

by chantshuffler on May 20, 2010 4:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Braves had a game like this

Back in 2004. They were scuffling along in the season, mid June, and were down 7-0 on the road. Put together a huge inning late against the Orioles and it really turned the season around, put them back in the playoffs.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember when that happened

though I stupidly had turned that game off. Not this time. Hopefully this win spurs us to the playoffs just like that one did.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Nick Green

Maybe Brooks Conrad is this year’s version of Nick Green.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great comparison

Brooksy’s got more power, but they’re the same kind of scrappy AAAA-type guy who always help us with clutch hits.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Green hit a homerun that season that wasn’t in the 9th inning.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Scrappy players that endear themselves to the fans

Morton hit Heyward with an offspeed pitch. Early indication is that the baseball survived the impact.

by award6 on May 20, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eric Hinske

Is like a super awesome Chuck Thomas.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Those two guys have absolutely nothing in common. But sure, why not? I can’t say no right now!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

racist.

Just from this standpoint-back up left handed outfielders that became starters and had lots of success. Also were quickly fan favorites.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Chucky T

was skinny and had no power, and Hinske is monstrous and has tons of power. Chucky had no real MLB experience, Hisnke is a grizzled vet. And so on.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

Chuck had a decent .157 ISO that year. Don’t hate!

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Chucky from that year. But he’s done absolutely 0 since. He was a fluke. A fluke I’ll always have fond memories of, but still. He’s not in Hinske’s league at all.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

This is a much more talented team than the one we had in 2004. Especially if Chipper’s luck changes a little bit and he gets his power stroke back.

Still, this is the type of season that could win Bobby another Manager of the Year award. That’d be an awesome way for him to go out.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

On all counts.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding me? Chucky T is STILL paying dividends even today. John Schuerzholz used his evil warlock magick alchemy and turned Chuck T into Tim H.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 20, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Morton hit Heyward with an offspeed pitch. Early indication is that the baseball survived the impact.

by award6 on May 20, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

that was an awesome trade.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

The big piece in that deal was a lefty named…had to look it up, it was Dan Meyer.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's still kicking around

Marlins reliever now. Pretty decent, but not what the A’s hoped he’d be.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would make sense considering he’s on the Marlins now.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad I learned my lesson from last night’s game. Turned it off top 8 up 4-0 and missed Heyward’s walkoff. Didn’t make the same mistake today. You’re my boy Brooks, and go Bravos!

Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.

by chantshuffler on May 20, 2010 4:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I still have a glazed look on my face. That was unbelievable. That’s the kind of comeback that you almost never see. You dream about it, sure. “Hey, if we get a few guys on here, get a hit or two, Grand Slam, boom, a win!” But it just doesn’t happen. Major props to all the hitters for not just packing it in. They were still working the count and putting up great at-bats in the 9th.

Special notice goes out to the bullpen for their fantastic work keeping us within 8. At the time, I was just glad that they ate some innings, but they only gave up 1 run, and that enabled the awesome 9th inning.

When that ball bounced off the top of the fence and went over, I just about lost it. So awesome. I really can’t express in words how awesome. Congratulations to the team, and to everyone who didn’t turn the game off!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Pac

I just wrote my confession below, along with an apology…LOL

Eddie V

by DolphinNation on May 20, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

My apologies to the TC faithful....

I was one of the people that turned it off after Hanson was pulled, but I did, in fact, tune into Yahoo for the 9th.

Granted, I’m at work, but still, if you wish to fire away, I still deserve it to a certain degree. Oh yee of little faith, I suppose.

Eddie V

by DolphinNation on May 20, 2010 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I was at work

…so unfortunately I missed the game. It’s pretty depressing……

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on May 20, 2010 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?&c_id=mlbcontent_id=2315272

check out the ump making sure brooksy touches the plate

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on May 20, 2010 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for the link.

I’m going to watch that on a loop for the rest of the day.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love watching the fan reactions the second it clears the wall.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to make a picture of home plate

with the following words scrawled on it:

BROOKS WAS HERE

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

+100

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  


Great fucking movie.

by J-Freak on May 20, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Amen.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe someone did that in their own house, that’s awesome.

Best movie ever, btw.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's funny

Brooks’ nickname is Red.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa

my mind = blown

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, to me it meant

Brooks was here (so was Tommy Hanson). haha, just to stick it to us.

by kreese555 on May 20, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome. I might watch the movie now.

by romone_braves91 on May 20, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've never seen Shawshank Redemption!?

It’s one of the greatest movies ever made….go watch it NOW!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I have seen the movie. I meant watching it again.

by romone_braves91 on May 20, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, good.

Don’t have to ridicule you…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long has the game been over? I feel like it just ended. I just saw the celebration for the first time. I forgot to watch as it was happening.

by Gage23 on May 20, 2010 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

mention the names!

I dont know if I count:

well, I gotta go to study for a final exam tomorrow, here is to hope the braves come back!!
take care everybody

The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 20, 2010 10:54 AM PDT

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on May 20, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm throwing in a celebration Grizzly.

Almost threw a rally chew in in the 9th but I didn’t want to anti-rally. Good thing

by kreese555 on May 20, 2010 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

going out for my friends bday tonight! yeah something else to celebrate

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 20, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

About to head ot the liquor store now. I am thinking of making a new shot in honor of Brooksie.

Rumplemintz and Aftershock. I’ll call it Little Red.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 20, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds pretty damn good actually.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll let you know how it turns out.
If I remember.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 20, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big fan of rumplemintz

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, any alcohol sounds good to you. You were drinking Mad Dog 20/20 while eating pizza in Baltimore last year.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on May 20, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehh…I’m still not entirely sure that happened.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh it did…you killed that Mad Dog like a 14-year-old girl!

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on May 20, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could have sworn I see a half finished 20/20 in the hallway of my hotel when I was leaving the next morning. Maybe it belonged to someone else…I’d like to meet that classy individual.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothin wrong with Mad Dogggin’ it every now and then. Take off the white wig!

by kreese555 on May 20, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

My first Talking Chop post ever...

…and my two memories from today:

1. Screaming from my seat “Brooks, you gotta run the bases!!!!”
2. Brandon Phillips staying at his position for probably a couple minutes after the ball cleared the fence.

Wow!

by Hey-Maker on May 20, 2010 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to the team

Great day to jump on board!

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on May 20, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the video...

his eye black makes it look like he’s balling tears.

by Mr. Sanchez on May 20, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats The Type Of Clutch Hittin We Been Needin

Isnt that 3 Games we won by one run & 2 out the last 4 that we’ve came from behind & won?!?! Man I Love This Freakin Team

Go ATLANTA Braves!!!!

Watchin' Bobby Cox Turn Falcon Red Since 1991...
(A True ATLien)

by Dirtybyrdatl4life on May 20, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Im still going crazy

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I said it in the game thread last night that this years team is different. Last year these guys would have gone out there 1st pitch swinging just to go home.

by drumzalicious on May 20, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

This is perhaps the most epic regular-season win I’ve ever seen.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 20, 2010 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Best Comment from Reds fan when Cordero came in:

“http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3371/4607631596_1048bf54b2_o.gif”

by ShawnG on May 20, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

bahahaha

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

Morton hit Heyward with an offspeed pitch. Early indication is that the baseball survived the impact.

by award6 on May 20, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love this graph so much.

We’ve had a lot of awesome graphs this year, but this one takes the cake.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love

That the Reds were 99.9% to win the game in the 9th inning.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

99.8%, but not that big a difference

by atl192485 on May 20, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check the top of the 9th

After a single by Hernandez, it went to 99.9%

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

good catch. that means the braves beat 1-1000 odds instead of 1-500 odds. wow.

by atl192485 on May 20, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves Country:

Where 1-in-1000 odds just make the inevitable win that much more enjoyable.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Adam Dunn, who is KNOWN for the long ball.

Just amazingly awesome and incredible. I think there is only 1 other Brave less likely to do that, and that’s our lovable Melkman.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

TOMMY HANSON

Milk was a bad choice...

by coldriver10 on May 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chino Cadahia.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 21, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcczT1cHBhg

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

DL’d. Thanks for the heads up, that’ll be gone by nightfall.

by J-Freak on May 20, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillips' look is awesome.

For me at least. Dejection is awesome for other teams.

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, I’m gonna go taste the Redreporters tears in a second.

by kreese555 on May 20, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that solo Natinals blogger

that says we have one of the worst offenses this season so far and were ranked 14th in runs scored…

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

solodrummer?

he comes here sometimes and is usually pretty cordial. Of course, being a Nats fan all these years is hardly conducive to brash, outlandish behavior…

by kreese555 on May 20, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea

He’s alright on here but over there I guess he thought none of us would see.

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typical, being amicable with whatever fan-base he's stalking at the time

Granted, it’s much better than trolling but…And I just finished reading their lamentations. Consider me full, those tears granted sustenance! What a great win. I’m still watching the walk-off. I can’t get over it.

by kreese555 on May 20, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here.

I was depressed I had to watch updates on gamecast via phone, but watching the walk-off satisfies a lot.

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, I've watched every game but I think 4 now.

What a helluva a week to not pay your DirecTV bill, huh? FML

by kreese555 on May 20, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

He was telling the truth at the time.

Even after today, we’re middle of the pack.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

top 2 in May, though.

We dug ourselves a huge hole in April but we’ve made good progress already on getting out of it.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Middle of the pack is not one of the worst in the league, and I believe the Natinals are ranked below us. Some nerve.

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see

Votto with his hand up, hopping, thinking he caught it? Hilarious!

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on May 20, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite part of the whole thing

Votto making the victory sign while Brooks strongly considers spiking his helmet, only to have everything go topsy turvy two seconds later.

by Sam Jethroe on May 20, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone needs to make his confused trip around the basepaths into a gif

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be hysterical.

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love to see

Someone plot the path on a map of the infield from an aerial view, highlighting like drawing a play up on basketball or something.

Following the turn around first, the u-turn between first and second, then the spin back to second base and the hopping into home plate. That, as a .gif, would make me laugh for years.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, please!

"Dum spiro spero"

by Bravely going forward on May 20, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be amazing.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't say I never did anything for you folks


"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

What did you do, record it off the TV screen from in the living room? :)

Let us not make this the new top left graphic on the main page.

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on May 20, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just used the youtube video that Surgeon posted.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 20, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

+∞

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec’d!!!

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 21, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scot Williamson, 99 I think

(I wikipedia’d Major League Basball Rookie of the Year)

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

*baseball

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I never said Wikipedia was reliable….

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

baseball-reference agrees

Just weird. Need to look up Votto’s rookie year.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh

He was rookie con-currently with Soto. Soto had just as good a rookie year, and did it as a catcher. Makes sense now.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I was having a pretty shit day at the office too and then BAM!!! I love this team!!

by SuperHeyward on May 20, 2010 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE IT MORE!!!!

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

CyborgHanson48
GRANDSLAM WALKOFF BY TEAMMATE CONRAD BROOKS ALTERED CPU:: PERHAPS HUMANS AND AUTOMATONS CAN COEXIST IN GAME OF HUMAN BASEBALL

Morton hit Heyward with an offspeed pitch. Early indication is that the baseball survived the impact.

by award6 on May 20, 2010 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great stuff.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 20, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to watch updates via my cell phone

But it tastes just as good watching the replay.

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

IT AINT OVER TILL ITS OVER!!!

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, I love you guys and gals

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on May 20, 2010 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

you love me the most cuz I’m the special-est.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hugs all around!

"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."

by Scott Coleman on May 20, 2010 5:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Did you hear....

That JJ’s forbidden from running onto the field and jumping all around because of his hammy? He has to just sit there in the dugout. Wow, that stinks.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor JJ....

I’m sure he was celebrating on the inside.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d be really angry that I couldn’t go out there and celebrate. By the way, Diaz’s thumb surgery was successful, and the best part is that it wasn’t done by Dr. James Andrews. The three words that every athlete fears.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Athletes fear the words

“you’re going to need surgery.” I’m sure they love Dr. Andrews. He’s saved hundreds of careers.

But good to hear about Matty.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 20, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like “You’re going to need surgery and it’s going to be done by Dr. James Andrews”
He must be so freaking rich. It’s true, he’s saved a ton of careers. But when Andrews is called in, you know it’s serious. That’s what I meant, really.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

dr. andrews should be inducted into the hall

"Dum spiro spero"

by Bravely going forward on May 20, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. Not joking.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 20, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

he should be in MLB, Football, College Football, and maybe Basketball (although I have never heard a b-ball player go to him) HOF.

by romone_braves91 on May 20, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nascar?
People get injured a lot in racing.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m kidding, of course

"Dum spiro spero"

by Bravely going forward on May 20, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why? He has legitimately altered the course of the sport. How many players owe their careers to him? I really believe he belongs in the HoF.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 20, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i just say that because we all know something like that would never happen

"Dum spiro spero"

by Bravely going forward on May 20, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure athletes are more scared of Dr. Bob Gerwin, since he never does any ligament surgeries. They avoid him all the time.

by Bronn on May 20, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read differently

The story I read said it was Dr. Gary Lourie.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AmMloYYUxkJDe4TTWjfmt7mFCLcF?slug=ap-braves-diaz

I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. ~ Crash Davis

by Old Braves' Fan on May 21, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Funny

I visited the game thread and it was 8-0 and half the posts it seems were saying I’m outta here and a lonely voice or 2 saying ya gotta support the team.

Congrats, choppers. Nice comeback.

by wobatus on May 20, 2010 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

His narration alongside a .gif would be epic.

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man! Today of all days to miss TC and the game! Great Game Braves! I’m gonna have to find somewhere to see a replay of this game!haha

by jdmarine on May 20, 2010 5:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

My brother was driving from Gainesville to Tampa and had the GameCast on his cell phone. He said he almost swerved off of the interstate….

by El Soro on May 20, 2010 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s okay, if he crashed Conrad or Heyward could just spit on him and he’d be fine.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 20, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my dear sweet god!!!!

I was keeping up with the box score till the top of the 9th. Then I had to do some driving for work. I am soooooo fu**in jealous of those of you who stuck it out and got to watch that comeback. Yesss!!!! Did I read right? Yunel blew a perfect chance to hit into a double play and kill the rally? There’s allways tomorrow buddy. Go braves!!

Braves Win! Braves Win!

by Frozen Fan on May 20, 2010 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't you hear?

A home run IS a rally killer.

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just watched Conrad’s journey around the bases. LOL!

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on May 20, 2010 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there some way to get CyborgHanson48’s (I KNOW IT’S SOMEONE HERE!" tweets up on our main page when he makes them? They’re always hilarious.

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on May 20, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

when I saw that ball being hit I thought it was gone

until he jumped and I thought " ah crap" than the ball bounced right out his glove and then I jumped around the living room like a banshee lol

...in dixie land i'll take my stand to root for Atlanta

by southman on May 20, 2010 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome

Quick bio that no one cares about but I have to write out anyway so I can tell you how fun this comeback was.

I grew up a Braves fan in AR watching on TBS in the mid 80’s (I’m 31) and when I graduated college from OU (Oklahoma) I moved to Cincy to work. Three years ago my wife and I moved to Charlotte, still a Braves fan but I went to about 100 Reds games and almost every Braves game against the Reds in my five years living there. My wife and her parents are huge Reds fans and my wife’s parents had season tickets 10 rows behind the Reds dugout when we were dating. Now we live in Charlotte, but I happened to be back in my old office in Cincinnati this week working.

Any of you that have ever to been to Cincinnati have heard of Skyline Chili and my co worker and I had a bet for lunch tomorrow on the game today. I’m sitting there through the 2nd inning debacle and gave him cash to buy his own lunch so I didn’t have to order for him. As the 9th inning starts I say “You know, the Reds have been really lucky with all these late game wins. You are due to blow one.” And holy shit did the wheels start turning. I still haven’t seen highlights and can’t wait to watch. But it was awesome watching it all unfold on the gamecast and my co worker being in absolute disbelief when I told him that Conrad hit a walk off grand slam (which I got from you guys on the game thread before it posted to the gamecast).

Sorry for the long post, but this one was too sweet!

by CharlotteChop on May 20, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha! That was the best part and I left it out. So my coworker, who is a big big Reds fan, is all hacked off about the loss and slamming/banging around logging off his computer for the day and I said. “Hey, I need my money back but you can’t give me money, you have to order my lunch”.

by CharlotteChop on May 20, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually the best part was the walk off GS, but you get the point! HA!

by CharlotteChop on May 20, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey CharlotteChop,

tell your wife I’ve got a Jonny Bench baseball card and a jonny Bench autographed baseball from the 1994 world series(no I didn’t go, I was just about 1 year old but an old friend of mine gave it to me). She will be impressed

...in dixie land i'll take my stand to root for Atlanta

by southman on May 20, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

What u selling them for? Her dad is 60 this weekend, would be good brownie points haha

by CharlotteChop on May 20, 2010 8:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’m not so sure how much clout a 94 series artifact carries though :)

by CharlotteChop on May 20, 2010 9:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

1994, eh?

That was a good World Series…. :-p

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Washington Senators won that one!

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on May 21, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not selling them for a LONG time

...in dixie land i'll take my stand to root for Atlanta

by southman on May 21, 2010 8:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else a little worried

about Tommy? Second crap start in a row.

by Fatvirus on May 20, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Tell me about it.

I have him and Hudson on my FBT and Hudson has been far better IMO.

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb

by Tim Goad on May 20, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at his last four – 17 ER in 22 2/3 IP

by CharlotteChop on May 20, 2010 8:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

10 strikeouts against Arizona is a “crap” start? He got victimized by Nate McLouth losing it in the lights, which lead to 2 of the 5 runs.

And the guy tried to pitch sick today. Both Hanson and Cox told the AJC he was dizzy and light-headed before the game.

“I was feeling dizzy and light-headed in the bullpen before the game,” Hanson said. “But I’m not going to sit here and make excuses. I’ve pitched sick before and did fine.”

by AnEternalEnigma on May 20, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn. Didn’t know dude was ill. He probably should have been taken out if he was about to pass out.

by Fatvirus on May 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn’t see dat comment above. i should pay more attention

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 21, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is amazing

In the past couple of years, games like this there was no know way we were going to come back and win. These are the types of wins that you know that the team is special and can do something big

by Braves24 on May 20, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

We are .5 games out of first now. Not sure when or if WAS or MIA play but they’re 4 back and we are down 4.5 games.

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on May 20, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck, .5 out of second. Stupid brain.

MUST RECONFIGURE STRIKEZONE PARAMETERS TO ACCOUNT FOR FALLIBLE HUMAN UMPIRE - CyborgHanson48

by BullManUGA on May 20, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves now 9-6 in one-run games. 12-14 all others.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 20, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I still remember that game in the last week of June 2004 against the Orioles where the Braves were down 8-0 in the 7th and came back to win 9-8. After that game, they went on a gigantic run that put the NL East out of reach for every one else.

Make no mistake: the division is a lot better now than it was in 2004. But games like these spark teams for the rest of the season. They’ve won 13 of their last 20 games and 8 of their last 10.

Nate McLouth and Troy Glaus finally emerging along with Eric Hinske’s explosion has unlocked the potential we all knew this team had. And with all of the Phillies injury troubles, now is the time to strike.

by AnEternalEnigma on May 20, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

After a dismal April, Glaus is hitting almost .300 now – wow. All of us (including me) that were losing patience with his slow April bat are hopefully rejoicing in his patience and steadiness to trust himself to come around – I know I am.

by CharlotteChop on May 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No, all of us weren’t losing patience with his slow April.

"SHOULD YOU WISH TO ACQUIRE HOMEPLATE RUNS ON AFTERNOON GAME YOU MUST PRY THEM FROM MY COLD METALLIC HANDS" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 20, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is PRECISELY

why you shouldn’t lose patience with players in April.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 21, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

This (PRECISELY).

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 21, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanson was ill?

Listened to postgame show on 680 and they were talking about how he was lightheaded at the top of the 1st inning and was about to faint at the top of the 2nd.

Not an excuse, but it sure would explain a very uncharacteristic performance today.

by skymuse on May 20, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanson indeed confirmed that he was pitching ill. He said he felt light-headed and dizzy warming up before the game. He said he wasn’t going to make excuses because he’s pitched sick before and did fine.

In fact, Hanson beat the Red Sox last year while suffering flu-like symptoms. He just didn’t have the magic today.

by AnEternalEnigma on May 20, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA
"It was a horrible ending," said Reds manager Dusty Baker, who appeared close to breaking down after the game. "Boy, that was a tough one."

by Fatvirus on May 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

shameful pleasure?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 21, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn IT Dept

This week they decide to block radio feeds. Last week they blocked TC because it is identified as Social Networking..

I was reduced to watching my phone for Text Msgs from TC and AJCBraves and just decided, for the heck of it, to “go on an errand” at the top of the ninth to listen in the car. After last night, I was not leaving anything to chance.

Man, the radio guy was calling for it from the bottom of the ninth. I had to pull over after McLouth and was honking the horn and shouting by the end of it.

Man what a burst of testosterone that was. I’m gonna be a major stallion with the missus tonight ;-)

by MarvelGoose on May 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Bummer

She has a headache.

Milk was a bad choice...

by coldriver10 on May 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hear that? It's called:

I was soo late to my appointment this afternoon – but they just had to DEAL. I could hardly drive, I was so excited about how this one ended. I was supposed to leave around the 8th, but just couldn’t … ya know just in case they found a way. And I’ll be damned if they didn’t!!

Helluva comeback and I’m beyond excited about the upcoming games this weekend.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

You made a WISE decision.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever said in the OT...

They score eight runs we score one run…
They score one runs we score eight runs…

Is a complete winner.

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on May 20, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS GO BRAVES! BEAT THE PIRATES!!

by CJ10JHEY22 on May 21, 2010 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Something I don't understand...

Is why fans of many of these teams we have beaten really think the Braves are a bad team. I saw it on the Brewers site, the Reds site, and even hear it from all the Cubs fans where I live. Maybe it’s just sour grapes, but it seems like they think the Braves are the Pirates or something. I mean, they have good starting pitching (that has the potential to be great if Lowe manages to keep us in the game and KK pitches like he is capable of), they have a great bullpen, they have a decent offense (that also has the potential to be very good if guys play up to their career averages). I just don’t get why the Braves don’t get more respect from other teams. If I were a fan of another team, I don’t think I would really feel that confident in winning (unless maybe Lowe was pitching :))

by sleezer1788 on May 21, 2010 12:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, we were a bad team in April. Playing well below our talent level. Most other fans were probably expecting that team to show up, so when we actually come to play they act like it was an accident or something.

Better to just ignore those posters. One guy on RR was acting like Hanson wasn’t an ace anymore just cause he got roughed up. Really?

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 21, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off topic thread in the fanshot section if you’re bored.

"UNLIKE CYBORG REYES JOJO MY CPU DOES NOT REQUIRE 'EARNED RUNS' FOR NOURISHMENT" ~ Cyborg Hanson

by Smoltz's Beard on May 21, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

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