Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Celtics Seething Over Embarrassing Loss

Open Thread 5/2: Astros at Braves Overflow

Braves lead 7-1! Jason Heyward is life, god and will cure cancer with his tears. Too bad he doesn't have any.

GO BRAVES!

Comment 501 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

sigh

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

But alas...

You were not.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

chip is hardly ever accurate, so the quote works even more awkward and perfect…

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

“first” should be an automatic 24 hr ban from the thread

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moon Cafe!

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT CHU SIPPIN’ AWH?!?

by Jose Rodriguez on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s what the girl in the milk picture said.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw, I love your sig.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you, justin.

want to be part of my wolfpack?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may just be my favorite poster.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

at the risk of sounding gay

right back atcha

wink

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know how I know you two are gay? You’re holding each other ever so tenderly…….

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know how i know you're gay?

because you’re gay.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

40 Year Old Virgin reference?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

obviously

=)

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze
Do they dream about mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit
Well don’t you worry your little tiger head,
we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your little tiger bed
And then we’re gonna find my best friend Doug,
And then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug

Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug-a Dougie Doug Doug

But if he’s been killed by some crazy meth dealers, then we’re shit out of luck

(all from memory)

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice.

i sing that to my 8th graders.

and they love it!

do you have a phonebank?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what that is.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i effed that up anyway

Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?

What do you mean?

I’m not getting a sig’ on my beeper.

I’m not sure.

Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business.

Umm, there’s a phone in your room…

That’ll work.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha. Classic.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did you find it for $9???

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have so many questions……………….was she dead… or just enjoying some milk?

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

My question is, who the hell was on top of her? I mean, that was just impressive.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

melky cabrera

thought it was obvious! =P

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

who? the entire 1986 bronco’s team

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello, south park reference. good pull!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad was a…ginger?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

made it to the big leagues

as a moundsman? shut the hell up, chip.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

17 runs in 2 days?
 
Where’d the Braves team I knew and loved go?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we just break out Rainbow Llamasaurus now?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

don't do it!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

do not taunt rainbow llamasaurus.

by atl192485 on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You so mean to Llamasaurus….never let him enjoy game….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Llamasaurus sometimes came out before, but Rainbow Llamasaurus was strictly postgame. Is that not right?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only time I remember him coming out before the conclusion of the game was when I made a fanpost before the Mets series. The two preemptory Llamasauruses did not turn out well.

by BraveSaluki on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

dear god, man.. he could have eaten you whole

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

melky above .200! glaus’s BA (.241) almost catching up to mccann’s (.246)!

by atl192485 on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

This is clearly Terry Pendleton’s fault. Let’s haul him out back and beat the shit out of him!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

DLowe done already?

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Why pull Derek?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m surprised they are using Meds with JJ hurt

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

JJ should be back in normal rest i heard from a little bird

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably because there’s an off day tomorrow.

by Ron A. on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he doesn't get a DLW and give up 5 runs...

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby jonesing for some Moylan? It’s been like a whole day.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

bobby cox

since when has he been Derek Lowe ERA protector™?

by atl192485 on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

d lowe doesn’t get that coveted “quality start”

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

But he can get the more important "W"

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmhmm

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herbert?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

not with ya on this one

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he meant Sherbet

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love me

some orange sherbet

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are simply not enough pedophile references in the OTs.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just callin’ to see where the paper boy is. Bring me some good news!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got some popsicles in the basement.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

reach your hand in my pocket and get yourself a tip.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re about to piss me off. CALL ME!

by BraveSaluki on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Farva

what’s that place you like to eat at with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shennanigans?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM’s wins!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It must be my birthday!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the best. Jasper is just as funny to me.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha just remember the

Gramma-phone or whatever that he holds outside Chris’ window. “So let’s have another cup of coffee, and let’s have another piece of pie”

by kreese555 on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

nate is a good CF

that was an easy play, but i was thinking earlier how effortless he makes it seem to play

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3 for Meds

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

because medlen

is more effective

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bullpen > Lowe and they’re off tomorrow.

by Ron A. on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think I’m gonna buy me some tickets for Sunday the 16th and head down to see another game.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Troy Glaus…almost up to his career BA.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Mmmmhmmmm.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I approve.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can’t believe FW didn’t cut him in april

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Melky too.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, i’m surprised they let bobby manage for another year— this franchise is going to hell. I’ve been saying since winter that we should sign Michael Vick and cut Tim Hudson

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like you.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m going to need you to sign a prenup if this ends up going anywhere

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mad bonus points to anyone who gets this reference (Without looking it up):

I like you, Mr. Donovan.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit...i know this

and i’ll feel like crap when someone figures it out

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was your worst one yet. lol

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

again

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

too easy… i’m going to resist

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

goddamn it, you are awkward ;P

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where the fuck have you been today?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feeling like shit. In bed.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve been missing awesomeness (or have you?).

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was getting updates on my phone. Watched the nice hustle double by Heyward.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh..

clean that up.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, you were too sick to walk down the stairs to the basement?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh…no beer

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how I drank beer before cold-activated cans

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a joke

for a taste as cold as the rockies!

first of all, “cold” is not a taste. 2nd of all, NO WAY it’s as cold as the rockies! false advertising be damned!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

AAAGHHH

awkward Rome joke…

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

The city on seven hills

…in North Georgia?

Why would you want the TV and the stereo on at the same time?
'Cause I like to party.

by Zach Towery on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone notice

K Med looks a little like Nate @ the plate?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

especially with that 4

as the 2nd digit of his number

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he K’d?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol no, silly.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah!

Marteen’s only hitting .340 or so. shit.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats what im saying...

unnacceptable…i’m expecting atleast .500 out of him

by SouthernPanther on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

point taken

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

He’s below the Prado Line. It’s completely unacceptable.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

There can only be one Yankees lineup, so that is why Prado and Chipper aren’t doing much.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of these years I will make my pilgrimage to the Ted.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

do it, man!

lots of fun

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve never been? Do it.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Yankees are pissing all over the CWS. 12-0.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ew.

that’s gross.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do I get the image of the old Calvin pissing in my head at that?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it was one of the most over-produced car stickers?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate that those 3rd party companies

ruined the Calvin likeness with that crap. i know that watterson didn’t approve

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

next half inning, chipper will, yet again, come up with nobody on base.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

my little brother

is experiencing his first major league game today. for free. in a mvp box @ oriole park. lucky bastard

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately...

That means he’s watching the Orioles.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but still

great experience. at least the sox are in town. so it’s a full house

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

against the Red Sox. which makes it worse

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

next inning

1. chip gets a hit
2. bmac gets a hit
3. glausy walks
4. jhey hits the granny

its bound to happen eventually

by SouthernPanther on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

i like your train of thought.

choo choo

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 years and counting…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be ironic if instead of hitting a grandslam, Heyward just hits a foul ball that strikes an elderly woman in the stands?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and again

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Bloom?

the bRAVES may have the best organist

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

he even has a twitter account!

by schlagdawg on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

They said he was playing the theme for Dallas when J.R. Towles came up

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was and i noticed

cool

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Born in the USA followed for Jason Bourne

if you follow along, you’ll catch lots of them all year.

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were playing the Beatles'

“hey bulldog” earlier…but didn’t put it together

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep your ear out all year,...

and they’ll treat you a lot. I remember it last year too. Always has some good ones in there.

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

in particular

ways of cutting food

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glavine is no Smoltz. Kind of boring.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Smoltz is much more “colorful”.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blah...

Damn you Bourn!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

i think glaus just ripped his balls

by SouthernPanther on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I just want to say “Thank you” to everyone in this thread. This has been a pleasant OT today without all of the fairweather, sky is falling type fans.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

seconded

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, sounds like I did miss something

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

missed that one

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herbert.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

i miss quite a few references since i’m not a family guy…guy.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sherbet?

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have posted this earlier

You remind of the babe

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you see the Prestige?

excellent movie

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course it is.

Christopher Nolan doesn’t make non-excellent movies.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

can’t wait for Inception this summer.

by schlagdawg on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aye...

Iron Man 2 and Inception are actually the only movies I care to see this summer.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree

Iron Man 2 looks awesome

by schlagdawg on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yesterday

bought my tickets for the iron man/iron man 2 double feature at the local cine

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

very much looking forward

to Inception.

also, Batman 3 has an official release date! it’s a go!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is the villian in this one?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one knows yet.

Odds are it’s the Riddler + Catwoman, though.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they are going to touch the villians like Penguin…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd like to see the joker chapter decidedly closed

you could get DD-L or Depp to do it easily

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or use splice work with HL.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibly

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you ever see his movie Following?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed. I also just watched Sherlock Holmes and was very impressed. Thought it would suck. It did not.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything with RDJr will not suck. He is quickly becoming my favorite actor.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he was great. Law was great too, the banter between the two of them was top notch.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it was.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a more commercialized Guy Ritchie movie.

Not as good as Snatch, Rock n Rolla, Lock Stock. But pretty decent

by kreese555 on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snatch is amazing. Not sure which I like better, Snatch or LS2SB

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

snatch, no question

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

the "psychotic black dwarf with an Afro"?

Sting, Mr. Botanical, so many good lines. Definitely the better flick imo.

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do like me some Soap, but I prefer Snatch. (twhs?)

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soap might be my favorite of the 4...

“Keep your hands outta my soup”.
“Can we lock up and get drunk now?”

“No Harry, ya can’t”

I also like Barry the Baptist.
“I hate these Northern monkeys”
“FUcking southern fairies”

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez, it’s become obvious that I need to watch it again…the only line you’ve quoted that I remember is “keep your hands outta my soup” and that’s because it’s my favorite.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we lock up and get drunk now

is after the robbery. Their finishing up counting money and Jason Statham is on the couch smoking a J.

No Harry ya can’t, is when he keeps asking Barry and Vinnie Jones if he can look like the asshole.

The robber getting a “hair cut” from a shot gun. And yeah, you do. So many great scenes, so many great lines.
“Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?”

Rory Breaker kills me. The weed growers…
Winston: Charles, why have we got that cage?
Charles: Uh, security.
Winston: That’s right, that’s right, security. So what’s the point in having it if we’re not goin’ fucking use it?
Charles: Well, I would’ve used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
Winston: Yes, but you didn’t know it was Willie until you opened the door, did you?
Willie: Chill, Winston, it’s me. Charlie knows it’s me. What’s the problem?
Winston: The problem, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked! What is that?
Willie: That’s Gloria.
Winston: Yes I know that’s Gloria, what’s that?
Willie: Fertilizer.
Winston: You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money’s got to be out by Thursday, I’m buggered if I’m gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you’re carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don’t look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That’s what I mean Willie

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, that scene is great. Definitely remember that one.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I could only watch one movie for eternity, Snatch might be it

by BraveSaluki on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

woah…bold statement

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

really bold

mine might be Fievel Goes West. Hahaha, MOUSE BURGERS!!!

by kreese555 on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh wow

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

just watched that the other day

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever watch

the “sequel” made from deleted scenes and such, called “wake up, ron burgundy?”

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

no sir

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

it has its moments

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only to figure out what the Pikeys are saying?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya like dawgs?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course I like dawgs.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like neither kind.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The DVD I have has subtitle settings that you can have only subtitles for the Pikeys. It’s pretty enlightening

by BraveSaluki on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

An underrated great....

Snatch, A River Runs Through It, Legends of the Fall, 12 Monkeys, Cool World.

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww man...

I haven’t seen Cool World in ages…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

you remember

cool world?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

You expect me to be a child?

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it wasn't exactly a success

if memory serves

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your point?

it was kind of a joke. Like saying best prospect we have? Freeman? Teheran? Gress?

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never seen Cool World

I’ll watch it tonight though. Meet Joe Black? ARRTI is top 5 all time for me

by kreese555 on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude is a dreamboat. I get lost in his eyes.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s playing fucking Billy Beane…ha, that’s going to be great.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fight Club, Se7en, Snatch have given me a solid Brad Pitt man-crush.

Benjamin Button was utter shit though

by BraveSaluki on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Button.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of my favorites. Unlike Orlando Bloom, Pitt is a really good actor.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Leonardo DiCaprio, too.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leo might be my favorite. I went on a serious Leo binge last year where I watched like 6 of his movies in a row.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Body of Lies was impressive.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha. I thought he was pretty good.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

besides gladiator

i am not a crowe fan. we’ll see how robin hood is.

by kreese555 on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

The new Robin Hood is going to suck. It’s just going to be a bunch of crazy action sequences with bows instead of guns. The setting will be peripheral and there will be next to no plot.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beautiful Mind was good. So was LA Confidential. American Gangster and 3:10 to Yuma too.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

and Robin Hood looks like it is going to be badass.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can agree on the last two...

never watched LA Confidential. Beautiful Mind bothered me, a delusional, schizo math genius hit too close to home.

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think very highly

of yourself

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

=D

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You seriously gotta check out LA Confidential. It’s very, very, very good.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

seconded

Its really good. And also really entertaining.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was one of them. Good flick.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did that with Pitt, where I discovered Meet Joe Black.

Also did it with young tom hanks and bill murray movies, but Leo is a stud. The Beach and Catch Me If You Can? Great.

by kreese555 on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still haven’t seen MJB. The Beach was real good. Catch Me…ehh.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

MJB may be his best – and it is an interesting reminder of what the 90s were like. I miss the 90s.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Tony Hopkins...

“I’d watch him read a phone book”

+22 for anyone who can call that quote

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, also lots of great one

The Beach! Catch me if you can, the Departed

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Departed was an awesome movie. It’s one of the few Best Picture winners at the Oscars that I’ve ever agreed with.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You didn’t like No Country? That’s like my 2nd favorite movie of all time.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

'tis a good one

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said “one of”….but to be honest, I don’t remember what else came out the year that No Country For Old Men won Best Picture. I’d have to double check on it. It was a damn good movie, though.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will be blood, one of the batmans (IIRC)

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

There Will Be Blood...

which was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY too long

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will be blood

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will be blood, michael clayton, juno, and attonement

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I thought I’d like it…and I fell asleep

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

all of those

were pretty great

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Juno – barf.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, certainly not his best…not by a long shot. But judging from the previews I thought it would be a suckfest, but I really enjoyed it.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

thirded

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was serious about Vick though…

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well… we are winning, let’s see how they handle adversity.

by MatM on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don’t

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think that was his point

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

When we lose, people come out of the woodwork.

It is funny. Winning puts fans in the stands, but losing puts them on the OTs.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I’m saying is they are gone, and the people that are here are behaving well, but we are winning.

by MatM on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGGHGGGH meds blew the 6-hitter

by 15ks on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

So, how’d Lowe look?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

good not great

gave up a lot of baserunners…but only 1 run. had good control

by SouthernPanther on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Decent.

Bobby pulled him an inning early in my opinion.

by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you both

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps this is half planned.

What if bobby is trying to stretch out medlen plus i haven’t looked but someone might have to start a day earlier than usual.

Then again, bobby could be going bullpen crazy again.

by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope....

day off tomorrow probably explains it. But we’re going in order after that with Jurrjens sliding back in Saturday to rest his hammy.

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

They already addressed this earlier...

With the off day tomorrow, they’re skipping JJ in the rotation (he’s still recovering from the pulled hammy) and KK will pitch on normal rest. They’re getting Meds some extra work in case he has to start for JJ on Saturday, in the event that his hamstring is still sore.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol Mac

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

man

mvpcast just took a dump…stop lagging!

by SouthernPanther on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

same. I’m just listening to it at this point.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez

Too bad Jo-Jo wasn’t “hurt”. This would be a perfect scenario for him to get some work in. And by get some work in, I mean surrender the lead and take the L.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Silence!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too.. braves could use a little ESPN love

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah they don't

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t cross me, i know where you get your material

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see a 57 game HR streak from him. That’d be cool.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’d be good for at least a couple records. :-p

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

to the guy wearing the suit behind home plate

Can’t you at least unbutton the top button and loosen the tie?

jeez

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got off the links

hows it going everybody????

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweep impending – so it’s going great.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its been a good day for the Bravos. How was golf?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol for me....

pretty average…93….I’m not very good…but neither is anyone I play with so all in all a good day

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than me. I’ve been playing for a year and rarely even keep score (too painful).

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

If i ever took the time to practice I might not be TOO bad…but once every two weeks isnt going to really improve my game

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

understandable

I’ve committed myself to paying for two lessons this summer. One at the beginning to re-teach myself some stuff. And then one in July to try correct all the bad habits I pick up.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward good.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

eternal bliss

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

frozen lemonade = delectable

by SouthernPanther on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

So maybe, just MAYBE, Frank Wren knew what he was doing this offseason?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

…kj…

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

But in all fairness, what were they to do?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol i know just saying

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The hell you say!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shananagins

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

*Shenanagins

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eat at Shenanigan’s Calvin works here!

by BraveSaluki on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I call shenanigans on that!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Farva!

What’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah…how come he couldn’t get Pujols?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure...

We just won 3 straight… things looking good, so lets find something negative to talk about

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on May 2, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old man Saito said STFD

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to tackle this paper now I think.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3 Saito!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

yea

saito’s pretty good

by atl192485 on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not saying this should be done immediately, but when do you think Heyward finds himself either hitting 3rd or clean up? Will it happen this season?

by MatM on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

no way this happens this season.. ever

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe in one of those games that we see Ross, Infante, Hinske and Diaz all start…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

so a tough lefty when glaus and chipper gets hurt?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

they made that into a movie?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea….I haven’t read the book either but I hear its hilarious

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehh

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i guess we’ll find out later

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

or I will

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, nor do I want to. The dude sounds like a complete douche-bag.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo

so much potential, and Louis CK was the only redeeming part

by Mr. Sanchez on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it looks like both my choices tonight look like they’ll dissapoint

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

been meaning to check that one out

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The movie was a 5 out of 10. There were a few hilarious parts but overall poorly written/acted

The book was a 10 out of 10. I have never laughed that hard at a book in my entire life. Over and over and over again. It was graphic, and amazing. Buy the book!

by kreese555 on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

how on earth

did they make that into a movie? that guy is a cock.

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

reply fail

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

heyward didn't hit a HR??????????

send him to Rome! he’s just another Schafer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by atl192485 on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

98 on that GB

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well i thought that was a given

Cause heywards my favorite part of life. The llamasaurus is next in line

by Dawg013 on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You better….Rainbow Llamasaurus wants to run freeeeeeeee!!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRST BORN SON'S NAME

Zachary Heyward (Last name) – this is non-negotiable.

by lingsched on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves/Phillies are next Sunday’s TBS teams.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

excellent. Hope I’m not working during it.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweeeeeeeep!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

BALLGAME!

Cue the Rainbow Llamasaurus…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

LLAMASAURUS LOVES THE SWEEP

Today was a delightful thread Braves fans, thank you

by BraveSaluki on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed. Promotions all around.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

RUN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLAMASAURUS!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just came in my pants

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE THIS GUY

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 2, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWEEP!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet pic

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAIL

I fed a fish to a pelican and Frisco bay and he tried to eat my cell phone he ran away

by TradeAndruw on May 2, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I <3 Sloth

x 2 games!

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Obligatory Jason Heyward interview coming up....

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...

The rest of us weren’t going to say anything….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not my fault.

All my family and friends are like 2500 miles away. Plus I’m not alone with my fellow TCers…right? Right guys?

by kreese555 on May 2, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

“It’s not my fault.”
“Stop judging.”

Where have I heard those before? :-p

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahah, I have more baseball to watch!

I’m also not drinking. Stupid homework…

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too!

take home test….and my part of a group project I haven’t even started!

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I wanna have your babies, Jason. All of them.” -me

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 2, 2010 4:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You couldn’t handle having all his babies….you just can’t.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

" " wanna have your babies, Jason. All of them." -mvhsbball " – MIchael Scott

by atl192485 on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fed a fish to Pablo Sandoval at Frisco Bay, he tried to eat my cell phone

I fed a fish to a pelican and Frisco bay and he tried to eat my cell phone he ran away

by TradeAndruw on May 2, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Anthony Kiedis likes dirt. I like sweeps.
 
So I win.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 2, 2010 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about Atlanta Braves.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Chipper1_small
Thunderdome Thread
Thankschipper_small
Memorial Day Weekend - Off Topic
Today_sbn_icon_small
TheLetter2's Top Braves, 2012 Edition
Small
Closing out May Rosterbation

Recent FanPosts

Ck_small
Time to bench Heyward or move him down the lineup?
Small
What to do with a Piece of The Great American Cracker Box?
Img_0564_small
Is Pastornicky an historically bad defensive SS?
Miami-thrice-reut_small
McCann as LF/1B?
Icon2_small
Rev Wins!!!!!!!
Small
Speed in the 7 hole?

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

Yahoo_full_count

Managers

Gondeee_small gondeee

Editors

Heis3_small Scott Coleman

Sid_small SCrebel10

Authors

Dsc01731_small royhobbs

Mccann__brian_small cbwilk

N528829858_2098004_4206_small Zeus12888

Chris_and_harrison_at_braves_game_small Atlanta_Chris

Avatar_small TonyAlmeyda

12475953_small Jacob Peterson

Ffw_small Fauxfrankwren

Moderators

My_hair_is_a_bird-257x300_small yondaime4

7sw6xo_chop_crop_small HEYJUDE