Open Thread 5/2: Astros at Braves Overflow
Braves lead 7-1! Jason Heyward is life, god and will cure cancer with his tears. Too bad he doesn't have any.
GO BRAVES!
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I proclaim this the MOAR RUNZ THREAD!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
sigh
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
But alas...
You were not.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
chip is hardly ever accurate, so the quote works even more awkward and perfect…
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
this
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Moon Cafe!
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
That’s what the girl in the milk picture said.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
btw, I love your sig.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you, justin.
want to be part of my wolfpack?
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You may just be my favorite poster.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
at the risk of sounding gay
right back atcha
wink
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You know how I know you two are gay? You’re holding each other ever so tenderly…….
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
you know how i know you're gay?
because you’re gay.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
40 Year Old Virgin reference?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
obviously
=)
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze
Do they dream about mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit
Well don’t you worry your little tiger head,
we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your little tiger bed
And then we’re gonna find my best friend Doug,
And then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug-a Dougie Doug Doug
But if he’s been killed by some crazy meth dealers, then we’re shit out of luck
(all from memory)
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice.
i sing that to my 8th graders.
and they love it!
do you have a phonebank?
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know what that is.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i effed that up anyway
Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?
What do you mean?
I’m not getting a sig’ on my beeper.
I’m not sure.
Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business.
Umm, there’s a phone in your room…
That’ll work.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha. Classic.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Where did you find it for $9???
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Target, on sale. Was there buying...something for my ex's new apartment.
They had the first 3 seasons of IASIP for like, 15 a piece?
was she your ex at the time?
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
lolol
calm down
=D
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
…eggs…?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I have so many questions……………….was she dead… or just enjoying some milk?
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
My question is, who the hell was on top of her? I mean, that was just impressive.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
melky cabrera
thought it was obvious! =P
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
who? the entire 1986 bronco’s team
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
hello, south park reference. good pull!
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
My dad was a…ginger?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
made it to the big leagues
as a moundsman? shut the hell up, chip.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
Can we just break out Rainbow Llamasaurus now?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
don't do it!
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
How many runs do we have to be up by before Llamasaurus gets to come out and enjoy part of the game?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You so mean to Llamasaurus….never let him enjoy game….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought Llamasaurus sometimes came out before, but Rainbow Llamasaurus was strictly postgame. Is that not right?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
Why pull Derek?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
then why is he wearing all of his clothes?
all he needs is a speedo and bowtie.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i can dig it
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
So he doesn't get a DLW and give up 5 runs...
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Bobby jonesing for some Moylan? It’s been like a whole day.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
DAMMIT
d lowe doesn’t get that coveted “quality start”
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
But he can get the more important "W"
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
mmhmm
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Herbert?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
?
not with ya on this one
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he meant Sherbet
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
i love me
some orange sherbet
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
YES
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
There are simply not enough pedophile references in the OTs.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Just callin’ to see where the paper boy is. Bring me some good news!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Got some popsicles in the basement.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
reach your hand in my pocket and get yourself a tip.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Farva
what’s that place you like to eat at with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Shennanigans?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM’s wins!
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
It must be my birthday!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
That was the best. Jasper is just as funny to me.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha just remember the
Gramma-phone or whatever that he holds outside Chris’ window. “So let’s have another cup of coffee, and let’s have another piece of pie”
my mmhmm
was a nodding “yes”
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
beer
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
nate is a good CF
that was an easy play, but i was thinking earlier how effortless he makes it seem to play
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions
1-2-3 for Meds
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions
because medlen
is more effective
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Troy Glaus…almost up to his career BA.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
Mmmmhmmmm.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I approve.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
i can’t believe FW didn’t cut him in april
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Seriously. Melky too.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
actually, i’m surprised they let bobby manage for another year— this franchise is going to hell. I’ve been saying since winter that we should sign Michael Vick and cut Tim Hudson
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
I like you.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i’m going to need you to sign a prenup if this ends up going anywhere
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Mad bonus points to anyone who gets this reference (Without looking it up):
I like you, Mr. Donovan.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
shit...i know this
and i’ll feel like crap when someone figures it out
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
At least then we would know that the franchise has gone to the dogs...
by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That was your worst one yet. lol
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Where the fuck have you been today?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Feeling like shit. In bed.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You’ve been missing awesomeness (or have you?).
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Was getting updates on my phone. Watched the nice hustle double by Heyward.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh..
clean that up.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
So, you were too sick to walk down the stairs to the basement?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh…no beer
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know how I drank beer before cold-activated cans
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
what a joke
for a taste as cold as the rockies!
first of all, “cold” is not a taste. 2nd of all, NO WAY it’s as cold as the rockies! false advertising be damned!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
AAAGHHH
awkward Rome joke…
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
The city on seven hills
…in North Georgia?
Why would you want the TV and the stereo on at the same time?
'Cause I like to party.
anyone notice
K Med looks a little like Nate @ the plate?
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
especially with that 4
as the 2nd digit of his number
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Because he K’d?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
lol no, silly.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah!
Marteen’s only hitting .340 or so. shit.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
thats what im saying...
unnacceptable…i’m expecting atleast .500 out of him
by SouthernPanther on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
point taken
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
He’s below the Prado Line. It’s completely unacceptable.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
There can only be one Yankees lineup, so that is why Prado and Chipper aren’t doing much.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
One of these years I will make my pilgrimage to the Ted.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
do it, man!
lots of fun
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
ditto
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The Yankees are pissing all over the CWS. 12-0.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
ew.
that’s gross.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do I get the image of the old Calvin pissing in my head at that?
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Because it was one of the most over-produced car stickers?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i hate that those 3rd party companies
ruined the Calvin likeness with that crap. i know that watterson didn’t approve
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
crap
next half inning, chipper will, yet again, come up with nobody on base.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
my little brother
is experiencing his first major league game today. for free. in a mvp box @ oriole park. lucky bastard
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions
Unfortunately...
That means he’s watching the Orioles.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, but still
great experience. at least the sox are in town. so it’s a full house
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
next inning
1. chip gets a hit
2. bmac gets a hit
3. glausy walks
4. jhey hits the granny
its bound to happen eventually
i like your train of thought.
choo choo
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
2 years and counting…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t it be ironic if instead of hitting a grandslam, Heyward just hits a foul ball that strikes an elderly woman in the stands?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
They said he was playing the theme for Dallas when J.R. Towles came up
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
he was and i noticed
cool
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
they were playing the Beatles'
“hey bulldog” earlier…but didn’t put it together
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
keep your ear out all year,...
and they’ll treat you a lot. I remember it last year too. Always has some good ones in there.
yeah
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
in particular
ways of cutting food
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Glavine is no Smoltz. Kind of boring.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed.
Smoltz is much more “colorful”.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
yep.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
what the hell was that yelp?!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
I, as well.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Blah...
Damn you Bourn!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
he was out i think
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
I just want to say “Thank you” to everyone in this thread. This has been a pleasant OT today without all of the fairweather, sky is falling type fans.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
seconded
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
ha, sounds like I did miss something
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
missed that one
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Herbert.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
ah
i miss quite a few references since i’m not a family guy…guy.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
The one with the power
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
did you see the Prestige?
excellent movie
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course it is.
Christopher Nolan doesn’t make non-excellent movies.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Aye...
Iron Man 2 and Inception are actually the only movies I care to see this summer.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
yesterday
bought my tickets for the iron man/iron man 2 double feature at the local cine
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
very much looking forward
to Inception.
also, Batman 3 has an official release date! it’s a go!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Who is the villian in this one?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
No one knows yet.
Odds are it’s the Riddler + Catwoman, though.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if they are going to touch the villians like Penguin…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd like to see the joker chapter decidedly closed
you could get DD-L or Depp to do it easily
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Or use splice work with HL.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
possibly
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you ever see his movie Following?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed. I also just watched Sherlock Holmes and was very impressed. Thought it would suck. It did not.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Anything with RDJr will not suck. He is quickly becoming my favorite actor.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he was great. Law was great too, the banter between the two of them was top notch.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes it was.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was a more commercialized Guy Ritchie movie.
Not as good as Snatch, Rock n Rolla, Lock Stock. But pretty decent
that's because it WAS
a commercialized guy ritchie movie
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Snatch is amazing. Not sure which I like better, Snatch or LS2SB
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
snatch, no question
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
-1
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
the "psychotic black dwarf with an Afro"?
Sting, Mr. Botanical, so many good lines. Definitely the better flick imo.
I do like me some Soap, but I prefer Snatch. (twhs?)
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Soap might be my favorite of the 4...
“Keep your hands outta my soup”.
“Can we lock up and get drunk now?”
“No Harry, ya can’t”
I also like Barry the Baptist.
“I hate these Northern monkeys”
“FUcking southern fairies”
Geez, it’s become obvious that I need to watch it again…the only line you’ve quoted that I remember is “keep your hands outta my soup” and that’s because it’s my favorite.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we lock up and get drunk now
is after the robbery. Their finishing up counting money and Jason Statham is on the couch smoking a J.
No Harry ya can’t, is when he keeps asking Barry and Vinnie Jones if he can look like the asshole.
The robber getting a “hair cut” from a shot gun. And yeah, you do. So many great scenes, so many great lines.
“Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?”
Rory Breaker kills me. The weed growers…
Winston: Charles, why have we got that cage?
Charles: Uh, security.
Winston: That’s right, that’s right, security. So what’s the point in having it if we’re not goin’ fucking use it?
Charles: Well, I would’ve used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
Winston: Yes, but you didn’t know it was Willie until you opened the door, did you?
Willie: Chill, Winston, it’s me. Charlie knows it’s me. What’s the problem?
Winston: The problem, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked! What is that?
Willie: That’s Gloria.
Winston: Yes I know that’s Gloria, what’s that?
Willie: Fertilizer.
Winston: You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money’s got to be out by Thursday, I’m buggered if I’m gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you’re carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don’t look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That’s what I mean Willie
Ha, that scene is great. Definitely remember that one.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
woah…bold statement
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah...
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
oh wow
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
just watched that the other day
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
ever watch
the “sequel” made from deleted scenes and such, called “wake up, ron burgundy?”
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
no sir
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
it has its moments
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
If only to figure out what the Pikeys are saying?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya like dawgs?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course I like dawgs.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The DVD I have has subtitle settings that you can have only subtitles for the Pikeys. It’s pretty enlightening
An underrated great....
Snatch, A River Runs Through It, Legends of the Fall, 12 Monkeys, Cool World.
Awww man...
I haven’t seen Cool World in ages…
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
you remember
cool world?
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
it wasn't exactly a success
if memory serves
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude is a dreamboat. I get lost in his eyes.
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by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s playing fucking Billy Beane…ha, that’s going to be great.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Fight Club, Se7en, Snatch have given me a solid Brad Pitt man-crush.
Benjamin Button was utter shit though
I liked Button.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my favorites. Unlike Orlando Bloom, Pitt is a really good actor.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
Leonardo DiCaprio, too.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Leo might be my favorite. I went on a serious Leo binge last year where I watched like 6 of his movies in a row.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Body of Lies was impressive.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha. I thought he was pretty good.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
The new Robin Hood is going to suck. It’s just going to be a bunch of crazy action sequences with bows instead of guns. The setting will be peripheral and there will be next to no plot.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Beautiful Mind was good. So was LA Confidential. American Gangster and 3:10 to Yuma too.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
and Robin Hood looks like it is going to be badass.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Can agree on the last two...
never watched LA Confidential. Beautiful Mind bothered me, a delusional, schizo math genius hit too close to home.
you think very highly
of yourself
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
=D
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You seriously gotta check out LA Confidential. It’s very, very, very good.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
seconded
Its really good. And also really entertaining.
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by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was one of them. Good flick.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I did that with Pitt, where I discovered Meet Joe Black.
Also did it with young tom hanks and bill murray movies, but Leo is a stud. The Beach and Catch Me If You Can? Great.
Still haven’t seen MJB. The Beach was real good. Catch Me…ehh.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
MJB may be his best – and it is an interesting reminder of what the 90s were like. I miss the 90s.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The Departed was an awesome movie. It’s one of the few Best Picture winners at the Oscars that I’ve ever agreed with.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You didn’t like No Country? That’s like my 2nd favorite movie of all time.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
'tis a good one
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I said “one of”….but to be honest, I don’t remember what else came out the year that No Country For Old Men won Best Picture. I’d have to double check on it. It was a damn good movie, though.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
There will be blood, one of the batmans (IIRC)
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
There will be blood
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
There will be blood, michael clayton, juno, and attonement
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
all of those
were pretty great
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by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Juno – barf.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, certainly not his best…not by a long shot. But judging from the previews I thought it would be a suckfest, but I really enjoyed it.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
thirded
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
They don’t
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i think that was his point
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Indeed.
When we lose, people come out of the woodwork.
It is funny. Winning puts fans in the stands, but losing puts them on the OTs.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I HAVE SO MUCH GRIT AND HEART
/bloop post
by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder who sacrificed the live chicken?
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
They switched to aluminum.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
good not great
gave up a lot of baserunners…but only 1 run. had good control
by SouthernPanther on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Decent.
Bobby pulled him an inning early in my opinion.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, I wonder if Bobby is gonna make Medlen pitch the rest of the way.
Is anyone up in the bullpen?
by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you both
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps this is half planned.
What if bobby is trying to stretch out medlen plus i haven’t looked but someone might have to start a day earlier than usual.
Then again, bobby could be going bullpen crazy again.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope....
day off tomorrow probably explains it. But we’re going in order after that with Jurrjens sliding back in Saturday to rest his hammy.
They already addressed this earlier...
With the off day tomorrow, they’re skipping JJ in the rotation (he’s still recovering from the pulled hammy) and KK will pitch on normal rest. They’re getting Meds some extra work in case he has to start for JJ on Saturday, in the event that his hamstring is still sore.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
same. I’m just listening to it at this point.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Geez
Too bad Jo-Jo wasn’t “hurt”. This would be a perfect scenario for him to get some work in. And by get some work in, I mean surrender the lead and take the L.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Silence!
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
me too.. braves could use a little ESPN love
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nah they don't
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d like to see a 57 game HR streak from him. That’d be cool.
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That’d be good for at least a couple records. :-p
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
to the guy wearing the suit behind home plate
Can’t you at least unbutton the top button and loosen the tie?
jeez
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
Sweep impending – so it’s going great.
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Its been a good day for the Bravos. How was golf?
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by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
lol for me....
pretty average…93….I’m not very good…but neither is anyone I play with so all in all a good day
Cockchafer
Better than me. I’ve been playing for a year and rarely even keep score (too painful).
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by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
If i ever took the time to practice I might not be TOO bad…but once every two weeks isnt going to really improve my game
Cockchafer
understandable
I’ve committed myself to paying for two lessons this summer. One at the beginning to re-teach myself some stuff. And then one in July to try correct all the bad habits I pick up.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Jason Heyward good.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
So maybe, just MAYBE, Frank Wren knew what he was doing this offseason?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions
But in all fairness, what were they to do?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The hell you say!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Shananagins
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
*Shenanagins
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I call shenanigans on that!
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Farva!
What’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
oh yeah…how come he couldn’t get Pujols?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure...
We just won 3 straight… things looking good, so lets find something negative to talk about
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by Vance in Sacramento on May 2, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Old man Saito said STFD
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by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions
1-2-3 Saito!
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by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions
Not saying this should be done immediately, but when do you think Heyward finds himself either hitting 3rd or clean up? Will it happen this season?
i love him at 6
driving in a ton of runs
by SouthernPanther on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
no way this happens this season.. ever
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Maybe in one of those games that we see Ross, Infante, Hinske and Diaz all start…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
they made that into a movie?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
ehh
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
No, nor do I want to. The dude sounds like a complete douche-bag.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
this
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
been meaning to check that one out
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
EXTREMELY sacriligous at the end...
had some nice parts, but without Louis CK it would be MUCH worse
The movie was a 5 out of 10. There were a few hilarious parts but overall poorly written/acted
The book was a 10 out of 10. I have never laughed that hard at a book in my entire life. Over and over and over again. It was graphic, and amazing. Buy the book!
how on earth
did they make that into a movie? that guy is a cock.
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
heyward didn't hit a HR??????????
send him to Rome! he’s just another Schafer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This thread is about pedophiles and David Bowie.
Wait, is that redundant?
by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So do we have the magical rainbow llamasaurus ready?
I think its my favorite part of the game
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Well i thought that was a given
Cause heywards my favorite part of life. The llamasaurus is next in line
You better….Rainbow Llamasaurus wants to run freeeeeeeee!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
FIRST BORN SON'S NAME
Zachary Heyward (Last name) – this is non-negotiable.
he sounds pretty serious about retiring...
if it does vest, still will be up to him
Braves/Phillies are next Sunday’s TBS teams.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions
excellent. Hope I’m not working during it.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweeeeeeeep!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
BALLGAME!
Cue the Rainbow Llamasaurus…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed. Promotions all around.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
RUN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLAMASAURUS!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I <3 Sloth
x 2 games!
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
Obligatory Jason Heyward interview coming up....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah...
The rest of us weren’t going to say anything….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not my fault.
All my family and friends are like 2500 miles away. Plus I’m not alone with my fellow TCers…right? Right guys?
Wow...
“It’s not my fault.”
“Stop judging.”
Where have I heard those before? :-p
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
"I'm just playing baseball. It's just a game. I'm having fun" - Jason Heyward
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
“I wanna have your babies, Jason. All of them.” -me
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 2, 2010 4:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You couldn’t handle having all his babies….you just can’t.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions

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