Open Thread 5/17: Mets at Braves
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 6:36 PM EDT
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PrintGame 1 of a quick 2-game series between the New York Mutts and Atlanta Braves kicks off tonight in Atlanta. Mike Pelfrey will be on the mound for the Bad Guys and Derek Lowe will pitch for the Good Guys.
Aww no FYF. My night is now ruined.
GO BRAVES!
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With the Mets “Lineup”, D-Lowe really needs to make sure he gets results. He’s got about 4 easy outs.
"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09
Those would be...
GMJ, Castillo, Carter, and Reyes I presume?
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Switch barajas and pelfrey for castillo and reyes. But reyes sucks right now, so probably them too.
"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09
Wow, I hate SBN's servers tonight
what a mess.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
Signature stealer not so Mr. Original
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I was tired of the Heyward one and that one had me cracking up last night.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Switched over to GChrome today. Works pretty good.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Guys
were f*d. Mike Pelfrey is on the mound
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
What language is that?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
How about “We eagerly anticipate the arrival of Braves baseball”?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Get it Prado
Finally, the light clicked for ole Bobby to let him lead-off.
He’s basically been “leading off” in the 2 spot for far, far too long.
"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 17, 2010 6:46 PM EDT reply actions
lol
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
But you made another career.
Saul Rivera has been resurrected from the Manny Acta old folks home known as the Cleveland Indians. Indians traded him to Arizona for cash.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Why, why, why?
Must I always be tormented with Yankees/BoSoz? Would much rather watch this game before the Nats come on.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
thank you for having good tastes
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I'd rather watch teams in my division...
…now that I am not depressed by how much we stink in relation to them for the moment.
Now if we lose 4 in a row to the Cards and Mets I may be singing a different tune. Thankfully you guys are absorbing the brunt of the Mets rotation and we’ve got Kyle Lohse pitching against us tonight.
Bummers that all of the Nats farm teams are rained out tonight.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Pity.
I had to listen to Darling in 2005. I was shocked when he went national on TBS. Godfrigginawful.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Mets announcers:
“Deep fly ball hit into the gap….Jeff Francoeur makes a phenomenal diving catch to end the inning!!!!!!!! Oh man he’s incredible!!!!!!!!”
“Deep fly ball hit into the gap……Jason Heyward jumps and catches the ball. Boy Gary, how lucky was Heyward to catch that ball? Talk about thanking your lucky stars.”
And it’s that the whole night. The Mets never do anything wrong and the other team gets a lucky break or some BS like that.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Well if that kind of stuff....
…helps them stay with Frenchy too long, I’m all for it. Man is a replacement level player at the moment.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Not just at the moment – for the past 3 years.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, yes. But of course.
I know that you guys would be more than happy to see Frenchy go the way of that amazing Nat/Bravo Ryan Langerhans.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Honestly, I would rather have Ryan than Jeff. Ryan is a great defender. Jeff just has a good arm. Of his 5 tools, Jeff has only seemed to be able to hang onto one.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The Mets broadcast team
“Nytol will help you get your Z’s!”
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Outside of the Braves, who do you guys think is the best team in the NL?
by romone_braves91 on May 17, 2010 6:52 PM EDT reply actions
Oooh, oohh, pick me, pick me!
Ummm…the Braves.
by soup du jour on May 17, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillies
Too many bats. I don’t trust St. Louis’ bats in the postseason.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
but you trust the Phillies pitchers?
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Halladay...
…I’m okay with Hamels. Blanton eats innings. Moyer is a bit of a modern miracle, of course. If you ask me who will end up with a better record, probably the Cardinals because they get all of those games against the ’Stros and Buccos. If you ask me who is more likely to win a short playoff series, I say the Phils.
The Phils are the NL champs and the best team until someone can knock them off.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Yeah, if they get far enough ahead and rest Halladay so he can start 2 per series...
then they could be very tough. Blanton and Hamels are good enough to keep them in games where their offense can pick them up.
I still like STL because they have 2 shut down pitchers who can win a series single handedly, but its not clear-cut.
by soup du jour on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that I'd rather the Nats face the Cardinals than the Phils
The Phillies demoralized our pitching. 1-8 those guys can hit. There are no breaks in their lineup and unless you’ve got 3 aces to try to shut them down it’s no fun going against the whole Rollins/Polanco/Utley/Howard/Werth/Ibanez/Victorino/Ruiz lineup. They’ve got somebody better than ours in every spot in their lineup with the exception of wherever Zimmerman is. And they can do that for the whole NL. They only need average pitching to get by.
Contreras was a great pickup for them and gives them the Brad Lidge insurance that they needed to answer some of their bullpen questions. Super smart signing for them at a good price.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
I’d say the Cardinals with that pitching. They’re struggling now, but they’re better than the Phillies.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Colorado might have a go at them if Francis comes back strong and De La Rosa gets healthy.
by soup du jour on May 17, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Your local neighborhood Nats fan says,
I believe Francis has already come back strong, unfortunately.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Heh.
True, he did shut down the Nats (with a pretty strong lineup), but I’m more talking sustained success.
by soup du jour on May 17, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Our lineup is not all that it's cracked up to be.
We had a healthy Nick Johnson for most of last year who got on in front of Hammer, Dunn, and Zimmerman. Notice that Dunn’s RBIs will be down this year. Dunn didn’t play against Francis and is sick again tonight.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
For the love of Heyward
let me have the SportSouth feed and not the SNY.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
hi friend!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
/drools, goes back to working on failed taxidermy projects
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
lol
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I like you too much to green this fail
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
no
MAKE IT GREEN!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Question
How’s Australia treating Hubby?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Severe t-storms here for the past 3-4 days. Texas sucks.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you get massive hail storms where you are?
by soup du jour on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
We got some hail on Friday – not too massive though – maybe golf-ball size at the most.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Is is just me or does Turner Field games starts like 5 minutes late every game
but at other parks it starts right away
by bravesforever16 on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
Hey gang. Look who’s here for the start of a game for the first time in forever!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
OGT
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
It’s on tonight. Did you see that HPF made another appearance?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
HPF? I’m not in with that lingo yet. Stop developing acronyms on Fridays…
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Holty Panther Fan!!!1oneONE
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
ohh. Suhweet. I love HPF almost as much as my buddy Vance
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
At least Vance makes sense every now and then…I have yet to read a HPF post that is legit.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS
LETS GOOOO
BRAVOSSSS
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions
Fact of the day: Toyota and Lexus are the same thing. I just found that out.
Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.
yep
Ford and Shit too.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Now, now.
We are all part owners in Ford thanks to our government.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Nope. GM and Chrysler took bailouts, not Ford. Ford just leveraged everything they had to get loans from other sources.
Even more reason to like Ford.
They aren’t eating my taxes.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Well, dang.
I didn’t know those either! But I’m a public transportation guy in our Nation’s Capital.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
…figures…lol
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
What's wrong with DC?
At least we’ve got a decent public transportation system and an economy that can’t go broke.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
After being on the NYC subway and the T in Boston…the Metro is a godsend.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
cuz I’d rate it NYC Subway>Metro>the T
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
NYC subway goes everywhere you want it too and comes when you want it to
Metro is probably cleaner and faster if you live in the right places.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
wait, so why does that make the NYC subway bad?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
the T was by far the shittiest. my buddy came down to visit and was appauled that he couldn’t chug beers on the metro. when I went up to visit him in Boston we were killing a six pack on our way to whatever terrible bar we were going to.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Metro is cool...
…I take the buses more myself since I live right on one of the bus lines and try to save the ducats.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Are you more a less likely to get a Lexus because of that?
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Chevy/GMC
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
You all have been posting fools here on TC today – I gotta catch up.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
just be sure to post those cool animations
i <3 em
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No Franny today
:(
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
First pitch strike. I like it.
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 17, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
Today is my Birthday and all I want is a Braves win.
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KID
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
one more
Happy Birthday
Heyward is pretty good
Mine is tomorrow.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
Mine was Saturday. But that’s not what tonight is about.
I’m still expecting gifts, by the way.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Stupid Ump
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
I'd rather have the frosted tips
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too. Why do both shortstops have awful hair?
Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.
/looks up shortstops
Dear God. You’re on to something.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
just wait till he settles in
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
he won't settle in with Riggles sitting him so much
They’re sitting him again tonight. Dang you Riggles and your Righty/Lefty obsessions.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
thanks Bro Namath
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on May 17, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Reyes is worse. Much worse
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
At least they stopped batting him third.
And I dislike Rollins more, not that it really matters.
by soup du jour on May 17, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Ike Davis
looks like a bird with that nose. He could take an eye out with that thing.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
Nice work, Lowe!
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 17, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
i found a beastly gif I wanted to use, but I wouldn’t do that to you.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Wright does not hit for average anymore
He hits for power and strikeouts
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
his BFF is Jeff Francouer
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s actually hitting for power so far…but striking out at a mark reynolds-type pace
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
when lowe's two-seamer is on... (as is so far)
he is so awesome to watch. crazy movement.
I'd be down for Heyward to start hitting again
a 3-game slump is UNACCEPTABLE.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
yeah, i’d like to see him crush one right here
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 17, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Best thing about playing the mets...
Cruising the web, reading the comments on mets blogs after we win. I love my schadenfreude.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
MVP! MVP! MVP!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
Prado is a hittin fool.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions
Prado is not a baserunnin fool
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
mvhsbball
Can’t believe you missed that almost foot in mouth I posted to you today in the NAHWAL results thread.
Just saw it again and just knew you would have made me pay for it.
You’re slipping.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
hahah
Yeah, I see that now. Not much sleep last night. I’ll be on my game starting now.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Should Jason bunt here?
*ducks
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
GTFO.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
JK JK JK JK JK JK
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I like this new agressive Heyward...
But hopefully he doesn’t lose his patience and lose that fine line between hacking and waiting for your pitch.
cue Price is Right music
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
Whoa, i hope Lowe gets that pitch
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
Well, there’s no such thing as a Pelfrey lunch.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, man. Finally, someone to share my Federal Reserve jokes with.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I’m just visiting. I’ll be gone by the time the Nats start in St. Louis. Operation Respect moves to St. Louis tomorrow after suffering a rare defeat in the Rockies. Never try to send an army into the mountains.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He gets a pass cause he’s awesome though
by JadedMayberry on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
The Nyjer Morgan virus is spreading...
…with Nyjer being sat down tonight it appears that Prado has caught it.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
I do not like Heyward in the 2 spot. I don’t care what anyone says, putting a 20 year old rookie there is too much pressure.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, we all know that he is the best hitter on the team – even though he has only played one month and is 20 years old…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
HE HAS MORE POWER THAN CHIPPER
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Truth. I forgot about that part too.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He is not good on defense
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Go on…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Carter has HOF hands
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
and HOF nostrils
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
CYBORGS ACQUIRE HUMAN STRIKEOUTS IN SAME FASHION AS WALL STREET BANKERS ACQUIRE USA CURRENCY
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
nice.
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Carter nicknamed “The Animal” by his manager.
That’s just not right.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
I’m starting to think Jerry Manuel is the worst manager in baseball
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
what took you so long?
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame Omar.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Then they're batting 1.000 on the worst management.
Cause Minaya has that one locked up for GM.
by soup du jour on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that Jerry Manuel is the worst manager in the NL East.
I haven’t gone around conducting a survey, though.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Ok, so this Chris Carter isn't the guy that's on the A's farm system.
Who’s the big power hitter. I got confused there for a second and couldn’t figure out how the Mets acquired him.
duh...
he’s the creator/writer/executive producer of the x-files
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
the one on the A’s used to be on the ChiSox, right?
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Went to the Dbacks in the Carlos Quentin deal and then A’s in the Haren deal.
by soup du jour on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
This is how you know you're having a good year
Derek Lowe is in top 5 in ERA and top 5 win wins
SNY fail
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
eww
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I’m just saying, even on the Mets, there are better looking guys
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I didn’t say he was number one. But Frenchy’s not in tonight, and I’m on the fence about Wright.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Nice
"Batting 4th and doing the catching, says here this guy weighs 210 pounds...I'm not buyin it! It's Brian McCann."
LOLowe
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
SETTING UP THE DP, GOOD JOB LOWE!
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LOLBarajas has 9HRs
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by Scott Coleman on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
quiet you
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching Lowe pitch = alcohol required.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
pitched well last game
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. He had a great game last time out.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
nicely done
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Silver lining – I have Barajas on my fantasy team
/ducks and runs…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
you would have the filthy fucking met on your team
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I play for keeps!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
smoltz’ beard…really? You didn’t pick up on this?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
just had to look it up. Talledaga Nights? Not one of my favorites, but I should really see it again.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
not the biggest fan, myself.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
If you liked dodgeball, you should LOVE talledega nights. So much more quoteable.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
loved dodgeball
just can’t get into TN. it’s all right, though
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
no way
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
With all due respect, you are wrong.
(Pelican)
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
it always bothers me that so many people consider it will ferrell's best
anchorman>ricky bobby
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
Frank the Tank> anything the man has done.
by romone_braves91 on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Second only to Elf.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno, I’m still partial to his work on SNL. He’s got so many classic characters: Harry Caray, Janet, Reno, Alex Trebek, James Lipton, Robert Goulet…
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Skits don’t count. We are talking movies.
I am kinda surprised that nobody has mentioned Night at the Roxberry yet…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
still haven't seen it in its entirety
or superstar
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
wasnt good
One of my least favorite of his skits too.
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
EMELIO!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Skits do count…this one is a classic: link
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Celebrity Jeopardy is the best.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
i liked Gus Chiggins
a character that never made it to air
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
What is this prospector humor?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
yes!
C-H-I-G-G-I-N-S…Chiggins! Gosh, I thought my hearing was bad.
*easy Gus!
*aaawwww peaches!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
“Oh…cinnamon and gravy!”
One of my favorites.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, pickleshoes!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I vaguely remember that
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
it's one of the extras
on the best of will ferrell, vol. 1
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah i figured thats where i saw it
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
Will Ferrell’s best is undoubtedly Elf.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I might be convinced of this actually
Elf has more long lasting appeal. Will definitely be the better movie in 10-20 years.
With that said, it’s a little hard to compare the two.
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
I dunno
I really liked Step Brothers
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
yes!
i did too.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That is another good one, but not because of WF. He wasn’t what made that one great. He was part of it, but I don’t think it is one of his personal best.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh
SB sucked.
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
Boats and Hos!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
go away
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Step Brothers made me laugh quite a lot b/c it was over the top ridiculous.
by romone_braves91 on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t touch my drumset.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
come on, it's shark week!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we build a bunkbed? We’d have so much more room for activities!
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
so much activities!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Step Brothers was hilarious.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you, beard!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
you're not a doctor...you're a curly-headed fuck!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I also love this line:
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said “Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside” and I said “OK Pop”, but he didn’t really say that he said that “Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job”.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
great stuf
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Anchorman has soooo many other good people to prop it up. Elf was all WF.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
and Zoey
that’s when I fell in love…
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
it's Zooey
but I’ll leave it at that
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i really enjoy
will ferrell in austin powers. his best. period.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
you need to go away
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
you sir
need to go away. respectfully.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like we're in the 16th century and we're getting ready to duel.
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
/slapped you in the face with the glove i removed from my hand
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I am very badly wounded, but I think I am ok!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
this +100
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck Lowe…at least KK gives us a few good innings before shitting the bed
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You mean Lowe.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Pull LOLowe
Bring in pitching machine
????
Profit!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
oh man, that would be classic
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
we hope
he can string together two starts?
We really have no one major league ready than Jo-Jo
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much
unless you want to rush Minor
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Campillo!
I liked him.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Chuck James is currently in the Nationals farm system
We just sent him down to AA to bring up one of our 4/5 prospects named Mandel.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Countdown until the ones who love to post when we’re losing show up –
3, 2, 1…..
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
You are a tad late…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
uh oh
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
The ump remembers its GMJ. When in doubt, he’s an out machine.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
haha
his 100 million says otherwise he is a winner
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
GMJ vs Lowe
a moveable object meets a stopable force
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
rec’d
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
“God, that haircut…I gotta do something for the guy.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
We will come back
lets gooo braves
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
Safe by a mile.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
just leave Medlen in the rotation once Jurrjens comes back. simple as that
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
Freakin awesome
http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?pos=P&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=434592
1.90 ERA, 50 KS in 42.2 innings, 1.15 WHIP.
Way better than he should be.
the guy’s going to get a chance sometime this year
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I need the Nats to hurry up and call up Strasburg. He is wasting away on several of my fantasy benches.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
big name prospects are normally added into the yahoo player pool early.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
In the case of yahoo, they had most of the players available that were in camp and at least might be making a team. That’s how I got Heyward, and somebody else in my league nabbed Strasburg… but for instance, Mike Stanton and Drew Storen are not now available – they weren’t picked up in April.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
e.g., yours, I presume?
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Que?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Strasburg is not fantasy material unless you are waiting to smoke people in a keeper league.
He will only pitch 100 innings in them majors and he won’t get that many wins because our offense isn’t strong enough to get him decisions.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
If anything your offensive is the most impressive aspects of your team
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
damn, that sounds prickish…what I meant to convey was that your offensive is better than most people give credit, imo
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
"offensive"
I believe you mean offense. Defense and bullpen is stronger in my opinion now that we’ve axed Bruney. We’re winning more because of Capps, better defense, and some luck for some of our pitchers.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Yes, typing fail
Capps is playing over his head unfortunately, won’t keep it up. Too many question marks all up and down your pitching staff for my taste. Defense is good though, that’s true.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, your offense is one of the best in the NL.
Stras is going to get me Ks and a few Ws with a low WHIP and ERA…totally worth the stash effort.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Nats are 18th in MLB in runs and behind the Braves right now. Decent, but not that great. Remember Pudge hitting out of his mind is a significant part of that.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
And Dunn is slumping somewhat. You have a good offense. Take the compliment.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
They are okay.
My point is that I don’t want them to believe that they have a good offense. We’ve got out machines at 2B and RF that kind of cancel out Dunn.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Ha. We had that same problem last year.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Derek Lowe was the finest pitcher with an era to lose...
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Monday, May 17, 2010
Mark it down, a call went our way. Think of this day the next time you want to say RAWR THE UMPS HATE US RAWR
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
http://mvpcast.com/index.php/sports/3144-MLB—-Braves-Mets.html
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Ten bucks says that Lowe settles down, goes 7 innings and doesn’t give up any more runs.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
I am shocked. Just shocked.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I am not a fan of Lowes but it is still early. If he strings together 5 innings of no runs, all will be forgiving. (Don’t call me out on this shit later if he screws up)
by romone_braves91 on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions
all will be forgiving what/whom?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
what is the score?
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
dos a cero
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
look...we went into WWII
so we wouldn’t all be speaking german.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Spanish maybe?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
duh.
come on, man! give me some credit here.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
half credit
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Who’s to say he wasn’t referring to the Zimmerman telegram?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
the history debate was yesterday. that’s who (and sounded a lot meaner than meant to be)
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I was kidding. It’s a little too obscure for a normal conversation.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I may disagree but don’t want to start this
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
humor ahead
This is about the Davis thing, isn’t it? I knew it!
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
didnt know we had an official language...
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
we don't.
we have a “national” language, i believe.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
to all of those wondering who Carter is
He was acquired in the Wagner deal with the Red Sox.
"Extremely intelligent, Carter is a real student of hitting, and has demonstrated success with the bat at every level. Excellent power with the potential for more. Hits for average and consistently gets on base at a very good clip. Hits lefties and righties well. Below average speed. In the field, Carter has spent much of his career at 1B but was moved to the outfield in 2008. He has always been known as a poor fielder, and still doesn’t look particularly comfortable at any position. He has focused on his glove and footwork and has improved slightly, but still not enough."
Low is horrible against the Mets
From AJC
In his past seven starts against the Metropolitans, Lowe is 2-2 with an 8.56 ERA and .368 opponents’ average, including a start last season in which he was torched for 11 hits and eight runs in 3-2/3 innings.
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i remember that game
it was ultimate sadness
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
LOL Carter
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM EDT reply actions
He has been pitching poorly
since the last start against the Braves
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
2 hard hit balls so far – to the warning track. Glaus approves, and says “Watch this, guys.”
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
green this fail
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Or wait until he is done for the night…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Trade for the D-Backs bullpen and this team is complete.
by JadedMayberry on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. Very well done sir.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Couldn't help myself...
That’s the miracle of the franchise. You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust. You’ll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you’re there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for me … Royce McCutcheon!
LOL…what an obscure quote. +100 for you.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf is that from??
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
ahh
Im the only person here who doesnt watch it. Never really found it funny.
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
you're wrong.
it IS funny.
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I tried once, couldn’t stand it for a whole episode.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
you should check out the earlier seasons
they’re great
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
thats what everyone says
Im not inclined to watch them, tho, because I figure Ill miss most of the cultural references…the Simpsons is pretty old at this point…
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
it is
but they didn’t rely as heavily on them back then. more plot driven
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
if you can get your hands on seasons 4, 5, and 6 you will not be disappointed.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
monorail…..Monorail……MONORAIL!!!!!!!………Mono doh!
by romone_braves91 on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Might be the best episode ever. “Yes, my name is Mr…Snrub. And I’m from some place…far away. Yes, that’ll do.”
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
“Mono means one. And rail means rail.”
by romone_braves91 on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
classic McClure.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually it was the swindling Monorail guy to say this.
by romone_braves91 on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm…thought it was Troy during an instructional video. I will have to confirm this.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It may have been the monorail huckster Lyle Lanley. Both characters were voiced by Phil Hartman.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Yup, that’s what it was. Good call gentleman. Looking it up I found this gem from the episode:
Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
netflixed
I wish it were streamable
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
Let me know what you think!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Bingo
I believe that was the same episode with the exciting world of frame nudging!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Heck, I am shocked that Pitt hasn’t held a gun to Wren’s head to make that happen.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
no,
i love them!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
E-Hin!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
In other news, the sun came up today and is expected to set this evening.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s gon rain!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
What is HIS BABIP, not what is babip.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
welp maybe by the time he comes down to earth McLouth will know how to hit again
by drumzalicious on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
HInske with ANOTHER xbh
he is the friggin MAN
by Can't buy me runs on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
Go EH...
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
exactly
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
why is there not
a mvpcast link everynight? someone should head that up!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
Chipper sucks. He can’t hit anymore.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
your right
he only has twice as many as Melky and that is depressing
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He gave it a good shot though
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I noticed...
Infante’s backup is in again tonight.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Damn...
he might be under .200 by the end of the night….come on Esco, get that swing back baby!
by Can't buy me runs on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
Who saw this
Aldous Snow is getting his own movie. Awesome or not? Because right now I don’t think so
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
terrible idea
I dont like Russel Brand…he is…irritating
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
yes i hate him
because he is with my woman, Katy Perry.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
glaus cleans it up
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
z
glaus playin some solid D!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
Not much “in-between” for Lowe — he’s either baffling them or teeing it up.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
first pitch strikes
then they cant lay off the sinker diving down out of the strike zone
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Smoltz lamenting the HD and his hairline and the inability to fake it from a distance. Hilarious.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
yes it is
mainly because i fear going bald someday!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Jareth Cutestory the name used by Jason Bateman’s character in Arrested Development when hitting on the “blind” lawyer?
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
yes it is
nice catch
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes it is.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Hair can be overrated. Look at Capt. Picard – sexy as hell.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
everytime i'm on here
i like you more and more
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I know plenty of females
who go apeshit over Jesse Williams, but he kind of has hair
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Nothing?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
different crew...
peachtree, not fox
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And another thrilling contest on the world wide leader
BoSox already down 5-0 to the Yanks with the amazing Dice-K
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
espn might as well be renamed
NESN or YES
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Rachel Nichols reports
“After a late night at the local Mexican restaurant, Favre spent most of his day in the bathroom, before finally surfacing around 4 to catch a “Dr. Oz” episode on Alzheimers.
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
gotta do what brings in the $$
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
I tried to convince people that Dice K sucks, but apparently his 19 win season more than makes up for anything he has done in the last 3 years.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet another testimony...
…to the meaninglessness of the W/L stat.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
I <3 you.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
2nd inning, no more runs allowed and his first K
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Got to ask. How did Lowe get the wookiee graphic?
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Yesterday.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Is nate back?!
dare i say it
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Gotta get above the Mendoza line first!
by JadedMayberry on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you dare...
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
8 for Nate. Anyone still worried about him?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
Lowe smelled the hit
busting it down the line like a grandma trying to make the early bird special at 3:58
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET RID OF THE MCCLOUD BUM?!?!?1??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
RABBLE
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
It’s McClowthe.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
More liek McCLOWN
amirite?
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Dittos. Great game!
I have the entire sound-byte sequence from the intro still memorized.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I get the feeling that things are about to go really badly for Pelfry…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
"hes got to get a fastball and drive it somewhere"
First time ive heard Smoltz say something not-so-enlightening.
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
he ripped the shit outta that, Reyes just played it right
by Can't buy me runs on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He hit a normal ground ball up the middle…he didn’t rip the shit out of anything.
Good lord, you guys need to get off of Heyward’s jock strap. He is fantastic, but not nearly as good as you are all making him out to be.
He will be taht good one day, but he isn’t yet.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
funny, when Glaus was ripping the shit out of the ball right at a fielder and it resulted in a GIDP there was a different response from most people
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Except Heyward didn’t rip the shit out of that ball.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.
by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
FML
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Jerryball
works everytime
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions
Man, Pelfry looked terrified of Heyward there.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions
Why is Esco hitting second???
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
i see what you did there, but kind of a reach
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Bad at bat there by Heyward
swung first pitch at a ball down, when Pelfrey could not locate against Prado
Okay, I’m going to watch Television. be back later. I fully expect a lead when i return
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
what are you doing now then?
if you are not watching television?
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
himym time
see you guys in 30
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
If we start scoring while you're gone
You’re staying off
Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.
6th.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
stop the conversation.
i’ll be back in a sec.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions
Did anyone here the kaching?
Jason Werth just hit a 3-run homer. Phillies up 6-1. If the Buccos manage to not get swept, that’s a victory. Buccos are awful.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
The buccos
Are the victim of the Sid Bream 92 NLCS curse. Haven’t had a winning season since Sid Slid. Sid played for the Pirates before the Braves.
Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.
Not at all. I’d take him in a heart-beat.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
you must hate David wright
if you are a Braves fan
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Why? It isn’t like he has ever killed us. He is a great ballplayer and an even greater person.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
...
I pretty much dislike anyone who plays for the Mets
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't dislike them
i pity them
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Wright's a baller.
Now that his power is back, he’s solid. Not Ryan Zimmerman solid, but solid.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Wright is consistently over-rated
but thats IMO
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
chipper shoulda had that gold glove
3 seasons ago
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Ike Davis looks like Doug Funny.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
bugs bunny
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i F%&$#%&!!!! hate the phills… why i mean why is so easy for them to score runs… why.. i bet if we trade for werth, howard and rollins they will start to suck here….
That offense is why they are gonna be the best team in the NL. They can score against anybody but an ace everyday.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Well, anybody but an ace and our SP.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
sweet DP
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
Esco has a cannon.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
Did you see him fire it to Glaus yesterday for an out and Glaus was shaking his hand from the pop.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
the holy handgrenade of antioch?
it is one of the sacred relics that brother maynard carries with him
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
no more, no less.
3 is the number that shall be counted, and the number that should be counted shall be 3. do not count to 2, given that thou then proceed to 3.
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
bitch bitch esco sucks
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
you dont get excited about a lead off walk?
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
i still do
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
We can all agree...
…that Arizona up 4-0 on the Fish is a good thing.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
their bullpen
made us look like the best offensive team in the NL
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously?
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
it’s like he farted and is trying to hide it
by SuperHeyward on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Rally joke!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
Chipper's mojo was stolen...
…when they tore down Shea stadium. He’ll have to name his next kid Citi and demand promotional considerations.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
sure is....
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Abe's a track star, though.
He took the other presidents to the cleaners last year in the Nats Presidents race.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
and a solid wrestler
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
He also had jungle fever
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
evidence? [thelonious monk]
Thomas Jefferson’s got the Jungle Fever.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
Someone remind the Braves
if you play like a shitty team, you get shitty results.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
GLAUSOSAUR!
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Possible new thread time?
If Glaus fails
by Can't buy me runs on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
that was fucking pathetic
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
hulk smash!
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by Jareth Cutestory on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
ARGH
Glaus is returning to his April suckiness. 3 k for Pelf and Glaus has two of them.
Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.
good thing no one’s over-reacting
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
+1
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
fantasy wise: Greinke or Haren?
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
greinke
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
do wins count in Fantasy Baseball?
if so then Haren because the Royals offense is terrible
by drumzalicious on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
this is
embarrassing =[
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
So, Chipper has flied out to the warning track in RF and walked. Heyward has K’d and hit into a 1 pitch Vidro.
You tell me who pitchers are more scared of.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
Hinzske
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha
What timing… Right after I posted that, Hinske hit a BOMB!
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s only 2-0. People are acting like we are not one of the hottest hitting teams in baseball right now.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
glad I could make it!!
summary of the game please?
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
Thought you would have other priorities tonight.
GO SUNS!!!
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
yeah but that game starts at 9, either way I will be watching both
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Kobe loses the game on a last second shot…oh you mean the Braves game. Down 2-0 due to a bad inning by Lowe.
by romone_braves91 on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
2-0 Mets. Braves have had more baserunners though, or at least, as much. 2 DPs for us and Prado got picked off.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
D-lowe gets the slam
next inning
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Realignment ftw!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the idea people have been floating about just having
All NL teams play each other equally and top 4 records get into the playoffs… No more divisions…
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD!
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
3 of 4 innings have been good.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Best money I ever saved
/holds glass of ice under your face
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Derek Lowe
realized he wasn’t getting the normal run support tonight and decided he had better pitch.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Wow…that is ironic.
I am watching a DVR’d “The Soup” right now in which Joel McHale was literally just talking about “Keh-dollarsign-hah” and how she likes to wear her own placenta as a necklace.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Evening everyone. Lowe looks like he is dealing.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll take one over having all bad innings.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You would think he has given up 7 runs based on some of the comments so far.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
granted
Lowe has not made himself much slack this year
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
And there is a link. Well damn looks like I’m sitting here for a while.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
About time
To string some hits togeher…
by War_Drum on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
there's one
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
ERIC!!!!
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
What a badass.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
Nice hit, EH.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Damn, I missed Yunel’s at bat – how many pitches this time?
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
there was pitches?
I thought he just gets up and sits back down?
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe less than three.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty sure he did fine when he was down there
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Rabble!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Once again Hinske wants his 3rd World Series Ring
now if only he could find his pitching glove
by bravesforever16 on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
’Cause our pitching sucks?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
No Hinske just lost an old pitching glove and he is really upset about it.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i duno
Prado is like a Jeter/Ichiro type lead off hitter and i like it
by drumzalicious on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
His OBP says he is about the 7th or 8th best leadoff choice.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
serious question: do we keep hiskes hot bat in tomorrow even against santana? or do we give clevlan/melky the start?
Cockchafer
hopefully Clevlan
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
just say you’re rosterbating and no one will care
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
If he does well we can start chanting Clevlan Rocks! Clevlan Rocks!
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
All the little chicks with the crimson lips do!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoever’s hitting well is sometimes irrelevant I’ve noticed with Bobby.
(aka Infante on the bench)
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Mad is too harsh. I just think a guy hitting hot shouldn’t be benched when we’re on a winning streak.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
But Esco is obviously our starting SS.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
What would you do then? Keep your starter on the bench or go with the hot bat still?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
it worked with prado last year
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
True. Except Yunel is much better than Infante – not just disputeably equal.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps statistically so. But last week while he was hitting the ball and with great defense, I didn’t hear many lamenting the absence of Yunel.
I’m not saying give Infante the job as starter, but I just think you should mess with what’s working if it’s winning you ballgames. Then again, I’m no manager, just a chick who likes baseball.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Especially with his propensity to go deep into counts...
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by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It felt more passive aggressive than mad really.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
If you thought Melky was bad
His numbers against LHP is just horrific
.139/.244/.222
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder what difference it would make if Nate kept both hands on the bat on his follow through.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Reyes is as annoying as an ass pimple
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Escobar
was hitting .470 before he got injured… this is his second game back. He got robbed by Ike his first AB— he’s making great contact.
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
huh
this is not his 2nd game back and he wasnt hitting 470
by drumzalicious on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
no.. he was hitting .470 the week before he was injured
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
AKA
he has just started getting all his GB’s through the gaps.. timing was down.
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
The great thing about Lowe starts
is that you know Medlen will start tomarrow!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
Just so we are all clear, that ball hit by Lowe was almost identical to the ball hit by Heyward…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
Stupid Work
Now I’m out of the loop. What happened to Diaz?
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
Thumb infection from something or another.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? A thumb infection? Odd
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Too much "thumb up ass" while sitting on the bench
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
What you did there
I see it.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Lowe's
Plate appoach song is apple bottom jeans??? Ha
by War_Drum on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Infante would have made that play
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
LOLOL
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut up
he’s not the starter
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
LETS GO
LOWEEEE
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
Somebody pop that pimple
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
His Thyroid tried really hard.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Truth.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea how about you just have Reyes steal. And then you have the same result without an out.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
Dude is nimble.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Reyes is awesome. I am jealous.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
he is another one of those guys
if he could only get on base more
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
it was at third
so no way he could throw it into CF
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Should have thrown it foul. It works that way right?
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom Hanks’ kid looks like Shitbreak from American Pie.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
I always thought it was shit brick?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on VIDRO!
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
Stupid Reyes.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
Really? One run on a ground ball, and now he sucks again?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
not just that
he is swinging at everything
by drumzalicious on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
its the Mark Reynolds approach
to hitting
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
thats a guy
that i dont know if i would want or not lol
by drumzalicious on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
in Bobby Cox's gameplan
he would fit in, station to station wait for the 3-run homer
by UltimaParadox on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll see how this game goes. Might be
1 bourbon
1 bourbon
1 bourbon
1 bourbon
1 bourbon
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Mac looks pissed off this year, everytime I see him....he just looks pissed
nice damage control though…let’s do this!
by Can't buy me runs on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
any mods here? we need a new thread regardless of runzz or not
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
you can always just start a fanpost or fanshot and have people jump in
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
thread doesnt seem to be a problem for me
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
So who is this HPF guy???
And why am I being compared to him?
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
Just search Holty Panther Fan in the posts archives.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I take being compared to him is NOT good?
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It was nice to see you had my back…
Kind of… Sort of… Maybe just a little bit…
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I was searching for a post I made earlier in the thread, so I used my browser’s find tool. I typed “Vance” and low and behold, I find this:
ohh. Suhweet. I love HPF almost as much as my buddy Vance
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FRENCHY SIGHTING!
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Defensive replacement in the 6th?
Jerryball!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You all will be happy to learn...
…that the Nats are down 4-0 after one.
Uh...yeah...Let's gets that Calder Cup!!!!
That was a nice piece of hitting there by the hittin’ fool.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
So, does Pelfry pitch around Heyward to get to that chump, Chipper?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
Not at all. Meatball right down the middle.
But yeah, pitchers are scared of him…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
That robot
looks a lot like Martin Prado
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
That’ll do, Heyward. That’ll do. Now it’s time for some WTP from Gramps.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
+1
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Chipppaaahh
LARRY BEATS THE METS.
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
New thread?
Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.
by MBL1 on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No te mueves!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I DONT RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
lol
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously this field is way to big.
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
too
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
atta boy, chip
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Old Man shutting up the haters!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, FUCK HIM AND HIS FAMILY!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Now, kindly go away.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No that I'm up to date on the reference...
That was messed up GOBravesNY…
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by Vance in Sacramento on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
They made another thread...(in case you missed the link above)
http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/5/17/1476286/ot-2-mets-braves-5-17-will-be
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That was too nice of you.
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by McCann and McWill on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Nate,
U nasty, but i like yo type and like TI its whateva u like.
4/4/10
The Braves will win 90 games this year.
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