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Open Thread 5/15: DBacks at Braves #2

Runs thread.

VAMANOS LOS BRAVOS!

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If you’re going to be a douche, don’t bother posting in here.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I be a douche about things NOT Braves-related?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I be a douche but not post like one?

by kreese555 on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we’ll still know

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will now look on your wares, gypsy

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, God where is this chick. I’m losing my buzz.

by kreese555 on May 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

New thread = RUNZ and WINZ.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

my nate 3 run hr honeymoon is wearing off already

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

and then he does that…son of a bitch

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOTTOM FIFTH. 0-5. Ugh.

Nate is batting… can he see pitches?

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He can see doubles, apparently.

by Ivan the Great on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Apparently so.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh suck

ter-rib-le

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

forget it

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

There we go Nate!!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah Nate

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He saw that ball well enough

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I still don’t like you this game, Nate.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Double by Nate

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright

that doesn’t come close to making up for the bases-loaded K and facepalm defense, but it’s a start.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Great bunt from Tommy

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job Tommy!! Let’s get this run in

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Beauty Bunt!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t wait to see the Cyborg Hanson comment about Nate’s botched play

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It makes lolbraves more fun, and more tolerable!

by Ivan the Great on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was

the best bunt Tommy has ever laid down. Bar none.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

that was

like the only bunt Tommy has ever laid down. ever.

lol…gotta love Big Red

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a good feeling here. We usually start hitting right about the time my MLB.tv takes a crap and it just did.

by sleezer1788 on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate

trying to make up for that stupid play in the OF.

by HEYJUDE on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy on the radio sounds a lot like Uecker. Keeps throwing me.
 
Also, WTG Nate!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

we need this run

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Prado – we need a lift here.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

But not like THAT – damn.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He lifted that ball allright

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tommeh, whats wrong wit u?

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

*prado. Not tommy.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit Odarp. wtf

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado FAIL

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for Heyward to pick up Prado.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this thread is going to need some Riley before the night is through.
 
Worked like a charm last night.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

JHEY TIME

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Jason, pick up your teammate.

by Ivan the Great on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Marteeen didn’t do it that time

by fandave on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m good with that.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang. He missed his pitch.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s go Heyward!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

2-0...

kill this shit Jason!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Most popular name for Atlanta-area babies in 2011:
 
Jason

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

That's probably true.

The name Tom/Thomas/Tommy will not be very popular anymore if Hanson keep this up.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff double...

nothing.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Weak sauce, boys. Weak sauce.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Awww Jay Hey.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn’t Lopez supposed to be easier to hit than Kennedy?
What the hell is happening here?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

we didn’t hit Kennedy either

by Can't buy me runs on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently this team has taken a vow of offensive silence before the 6th inning.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Things can still turn around, but this just looks like one of those games that isn’t going our way.

by Ivan the Great on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

can’t we take some pitches?

by atl192485 on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

67 pitches

Lopez is rolling through our lineup

by SouthernPanther on May 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting schooled by old ass Rodrigo f-n Lopez! unreal

by FitzFan on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad thing if we lose tonight

Haren pitches tomorrow. It’ll be tough to take the series.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I still like our chances with Hudson.

by sleezer1788 on May 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right... new inning... new 'tude.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

objectively

we really seem to struggle against shitty pitchers…

by SouthernPanther on May 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

We also struggle against some non-shitty pitchers (Jimenez, Halladay). It’s more the inconsistent offense…

by Ivan the Great on May 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

been like that for years it seems

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

braves=hawks

playing down to other team’s level check
scoring droughts check

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can’t give up anymore runs

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Two words

Arizona bullpen. They stink.
And yes, bullpen is one word

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice throw Chip.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

We have been hitting the ball well, only right at people.

by Can't buy me runs on May 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

So it's cliche. Sue me.

Just a small town girl
Livin’ in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin’ anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin’ anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlights, people
Livin’ just to find emotion
Hidin’, somewhere in the night

Workin’ hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin’ anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlights, people
Livin’ just to find emotion
Hidin’, somewhere in the night

[Instrumental Interlude]

Don’t stop believin’
Hold on to the feelin’
Streetlights, people
Don’t stop believin’
Hold on
Streetlights, people

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Classic. Love that song.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one likes 50 Cent

get out of here with his music

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bahahaha.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sir, win Facetious Post of the Week Award.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t bring him up…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yuck

shitty throw by chip….good play by Glausy

by SouthernPanther on May 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

8...

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Gum me...

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

You like women with dentures? I’m too young for that.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Atrocious defense and bad luck.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

McLouth forgot how to catch a fly ball and was not charged an error.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

McLouth lost a ball in the sky that went for a RBI triple. Conor Jackson almost got hit on the hand with a fastball but blooped it into CF. KJ hit a RBI-double on the RF line, etc.

You know, the usual.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanson is better than this. Our defense is crap.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last inning was an aberration.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

not quite

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 ks is hanson’s career high, he’ll beat it tonight.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

11 is

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh well then my sister is an idiot. She told me its 8.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought

he had two 10-K games already

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, random question of the thread: what do you think is the most poorly-designed/functioning rule in baseball?

by Ivan the Great on May 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward can only hit 1 time per every 9 batters.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

the rule of threes

by fandave on May 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ a dozen donuts.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Balk

No definitive guidelines to implement fairly.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dare I pull out

 a TWSS?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike zone allowed various interpretation from team to team and inning to inning.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeout Zone. (It’s not consistent)

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That whoever scores the most runs wins.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

runs. dammit.
runs.runs.runs.

by fandave on May 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s get a couple runs here and get Tommy out there for one more inning

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's get it started. You know what to do...

RUNS! RUNS! RUNS!!!!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNS! RUNS! RUNS!!!!!!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

The Coors Lite freeze cam play...

…. brought to you by the Geico banner in LF.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

SIXTH INNING - TIME TO RAKE.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

or not.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice start

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Chipper.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, time to go chill with the wife and dog. Pound the bullpen Bravos!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS (i added an extra two runs)

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats a lot of runs!

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should start scoring before the 5th

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

My blood pressure would appreciate it.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s allowed?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What up everybody? We just need to get to their bullpen. Has jerryclore graced us with his presence tonight?

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I expect him shortly.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

When i saw that, i thought of the smurfs.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh amn it!

hit! uck!

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m honestly just getting bored now

by SuperHeyward on May 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Runs runs runs runs runs!!

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Kebert Xela!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Singles don’t help you score runs Troy

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

well…with 2 outs its tough

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

another sharp linedrive

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Photobucket

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

what the hell outfit is he wearing?

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s that pic of the British soccer kid.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha…guess I always see him whenever someone has photoshopped a different jersey on him

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Troy

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus is raking now. No more hate for him I see.

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

thats the way things work

by TheBraveDude on May 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen Glaus hate since April. He’s having a fantastic May

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves Offense

Making low-rotation starters look like Aces

by RufRider on May 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

the braves

have an offense?

sorry i’m just really really really really really really really pissed

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terry Pendeltonn needs a phone book to stand on.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

We need conrad

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

THATA BABY HINSKEEEEEE!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

2 outs hits

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Great hitting but slow ass dudes on the base. Fail.

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

loving Eric Hinske

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Esky

time for you to tear shit up.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Yunel…this is a little important

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

or just botch it right away…whatever

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  


But forgive me if I’m not excited yet…. 2 outs and we’ve left 3 at 3rd base tonight already.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

four.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

H-O H-O-M H-O-M-E-R-U-N! HOMERUN! clapclap Esco!

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

ESCOOO!

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

1 fucking pitch? Really?

Get Imhotep back in there!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s great. Swing at the first pitch.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Infane would have seen more than 1 pitch dammit.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Esco

did see 10 pitches his first time up. Too bad he didn’t do that here.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which was nice. But, with a man on 3rd and you’re losing – you should have a bit more patience in case of a wild pitch.

IMO of course.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

another weak ass groundball

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take "Swords" for 200, please, Alex.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have a penis mightier? You’re sitting on a goldmine man!

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Zona 3B, all that speed and fancy way to throw out Esco was unnecessary. He was not going to leg it out.

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Well guys and gals, it might not be our night tonight

Not saying it’s over, but we haven’t caught a break all night.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't catch a break until late last night either.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s true…but the DBacks weren’t getting all the lucky breaks either.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh.

As long as the DBacks bullpen exists, this game isn’t over.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long will Bobby give Esco to get his sh!t together before we see Infante again? I’m figuring at least a week or two.

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s played CF in the past.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He played some CF last year, no great, not terrible

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say he’s as good as Nate

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

better arm, worse range…but of course, he can actually hit right now so that helps

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct me if I am wrong, but has Nate ever had a defensive assist as a Brave...

99% of the time he doesn’t make a throw and the couple of times he has, it’s been weak and way off target.

by letsgobravos on May 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like he nearly runs the ball in as often as he throws it

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

not one that I recall off the top of my head

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

has a .297 career batting average
so maybe three weeks

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

9

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

...and

another K….if i saw Tommy had this many K’s i would not assume we would be down 5-0

by SouthernPanther on May 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I know its his first game back…but i’d love to see esco hit a line drive some time this year

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i'd just like to see him get back to hitting with RISP...

he went from being so good last season to so shitty so far this season…we’ll see though

by SouthernPanther on May 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanson just passed 100 pitches. I don’t think he will be back next inning.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

If we come back and win it i’ll buy everyone in here ice cream.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

mint chocolate chip please

by Can't buy me runs on May 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully it won’t melt before it gets here to North Carolina

by JC29 on May 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me 3

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll send you melted ice cream in a bottle.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

MilkSHAKE

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you deliver to IA?

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang it, i got a lot of ice cream to buy if we come back.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

10

Season High and counting….

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

11...11...11...11...11...

10 K’s and an L…wow

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who wants some scotch!!!!?!?!?! i feel so much better about drinking by myself now!

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m feelin’ no pain

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol…..niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!!!

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m about to break out the whiskey

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by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

see nahwal post….i called the k’s!

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

And Hanson is done for the night.

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

At least

he gave the bullpen a break.

by homerlanding on May 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even though Hanson gave up 4 ER, he’s still awesome.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

those 4 ER are not accurate. One should have been an Error.

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please work tonight Rally Cap.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a lady bug?

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it worked early for Chip & Joe last night.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops.. Smoltz and Joe.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction. Smoltz and Joe.

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH. Stretch time.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

hanson has had some horrible luck this year

the cubs game, the rain-shortened game, and now this game.

by atl192485 on May 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Runs. Now. Please.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I just got on here

Worked last night with the rally maybe it will work tonight

by Dawg013 on May 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick - everyone turn your shirts inside out.

Maybe it will work!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Done…wearing it backwards too

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did the bra too – for added support.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff Double!

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm…these doubles are nice, but they’d be better WITH THE FUCKING BASES LOADED

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Or last inning with 2 in scoring position.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was speaking strictly about Nate

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

FLA is leading the Mets, Philly won, Nats lost.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah... a ***** rally Ladybug!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Still no runs made up nate…so you are negative to me tonight

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Best swing Melky’s had all season.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Chip. You suck.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish Joe would throw Chip out of the booth.

Literally.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring back Boog! Steal him from ESPN.

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammered to the warning track.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe they will IBB LOBster again.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Chip Carey. (I know I probably spelled it wrong but I don’t care)

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate is hitting .200 in May w/ some XBH’s. It’s a start.

by FitzFan on May 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado with a

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward… no runners on

by SuperHeyward on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahira is in south Georgia.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a play
but a R U N !!!

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

we really lack team speed as well

jesus he didnt even make it a close play

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

We…..scored?

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I must be dreaming

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pigs...fly?

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward trying to tie the game by himself

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

great game tonight for the kid

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Lopez is narrowing in on 100 pitches.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

they might let him get to 200 before they work the pen again…good lord they’re bad

by Can't buy me runs on May 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I was thinking the same thing.

by HEYJUDE on May 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez 7 innings – I didn’t think this was supposed to happen.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m thinking another comeback win, maybe I’m delusional, but I can see it happening

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez – 96 pitches through seven.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

damn
5-1 deficit going into the 8th inning
is it over?

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it ai’t over now
who’s with me?!
let’s go!!

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

seemed like he was trying to pull everything all night

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’ll homer if he gets another at bat! I feel it!!

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else

surprised that they called up Clevlan?

I would have thought Blanco or Young

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Showcasing trade bait?

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby may be remembering how he raked during Spring.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wanted a RH bat

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn…surprised at Haren’s ERA so far this year

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

5 run inning

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on May 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've noticed

that we seem to always get some player thats going through a funk going. This series it seems to be Upton

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

K zone says both of those pitches were in the zone. WTF?

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

pretty good pitch right there

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

how bout some strikes…or this is gonna be tough (er)

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

And the 3rd one was right down the middle.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday

has them pretty high. Im guessing since he is a rookie he didnt get the call

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly, the 3rd pitch he threw was in the center box in the strike zone on Gamecast.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

and kimbrel shows us why he isnt our closer yet

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hinske..

Grand Salami to tie it next inning

by Can't buy me runs on May 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

kind of wouldnt mind him going back down till he throws strikes more often

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

only problem is

he was the best reliever in our system and we needed to replace JJ

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know its out of necessity…but hes not ready yet

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

He’s still learning sure, but he’ll be better by finishing his learning here in my opinion. AAA he’s got

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit runner on first? Never seen that before.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, I was going to type that but couldn’t remember how to spell it. I’m not even drunk right now!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chip is so much worse than Boog…it’s just…I can’t even explain it.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

this is a good inning

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Gosh teams seem to run on us at will.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

hit the baserunner on the pick off. ya’ll see that?

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Why does everyone hate Chip!?!

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Because his announcing is bad and he should feel bad.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND THE WELL HIT BALL IS GOING GOING GOING……and he catches it 20 feet in front of the warning track.

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. RIght down the middle for Ball 1.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kimbrel with

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

your dedication to the icons amaze me

by Can't buy me runs on May 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

NCChopper, you are so awesome with graphics.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks :-) I try. I can’t post about pop culture much, so it’s my little contribution.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn I would be nervous to face Kimbrel. He is all over the place.

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

The Heyward?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

is special k a good nickname….lol

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

think someone else has it…can’t recall who though

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

I wouldn’t want to be nicknamed after a cereal.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your new name is Fruit Loops.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks….

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kimbrell settling down...

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

sort of.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

javy vazquez syndrome…hanson was lights out, but had one bad inning (defense and some lucky breaks for the D-backs). offense has been getting on base but then hitting it right at someone.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we actually come back, i have to buy ice cream for EVERYONE on TC.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

how about

somethign that will last.. its hott

by MacsGlasses on May 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheeseburgers?

Bacon? What ever you wish.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll pass….doesn’t go with scotch:)

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Milk-free ice cream?

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is walmart open 24 hours?

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wheres holty panthers fan for some unintentional comedy

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else think

that because of Kimbrels light usage since his promotion that he might not be as sharp? when in AAA he was pitching almost 4 times a week. Since he has been here he pitched 2 games in philly on the 7th and 8th and nothing since then

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much…same thing is happening to that prospect for the mets

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course it’s even worse for that kid, since he should be starting in AAA…gotta love that brain trust over there

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad just noticed that his arm slot isnt the same every pitch

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i mean

if you havent thrown in a week then everything will kinda be out of whack. last time i checked RP dont throw BP sessions to often

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not blaming him…just noticed it

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it part of a Pitcher’s Oath that they have to do that stupid fake-to-third, turn-to-first move whenever runniners are on 1st and 3rd?

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

when else are you gonna go it?

when runners are on 1st and 2nd??

by atl192485 on May 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

‘Never’ would be okay with me.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

DANG YOU DEFENSE

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

tonight

not our night, luck-wise.

by atl192485 on May 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Us. They hardly seem to hurt the other team much.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i hate the Cleveland Show

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s 0-4 i think…

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

J.D. Drew

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not so confident we can escape this game with a win.

by BullManUGA on May 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

If he walks Snyder…

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently not

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

not when jesse chavez is the alternative

by atl192485 on May 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don’t follow the minor league recaps do you

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

look how greasy he is…his forearms

by Can't buy me runs on May 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol i thought that was a comment on his wildness…not the actual moisture on his arms…my bad

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Facepalm…..

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Infante should have played tonight.

Why break up the chemistry of the team that was winning?

But then again, hindsight and being disappointed about our performance may have something to do with that opinion.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

well

hmm tough decision there. The thing is Escobar is our starting SS and he is capable of playing to the level that Infante did in his absence. now if he doesnt do that over a couple of weeks then by all means bring Infante back in

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You really think it would have made a difference? Or that infante would do better than Escobar?

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually do. I think with a guy on 3rd he would have been more patient than 1 pitch.

I just think Infante has proven over the last several games he can help us win – but I completely understand if Yunel is healthy Bobby would put him back in.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well his wOBA (.337) is only slighty better than league average and that’s with an unsustaniable .368 BABIP.

I like Infante and he did a good job filling in, but Yunel is the superior player.

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know over the long haul, likely so. I was speaking more about the team makeup that has won these last streak of games….not as the set lineup.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Omar has been way too hot to pull out of the lineup. With the way the offense was struggling, I just can’t imagine how you can sit a guy who was one of the key’s getting things rolling.

by letsgobravos on May 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is fun

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

kimbrel is really wild

by Braves24 on May 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ump will not give Kimbrel anything close now.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t think anyone is getting ice cream tonight.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Kimbrel finally ends the inning.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

wow…(scratching my head)

by romone_braves91 on May 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

the bad thing

is now Kimbrel wont pitch another 10 days because of that outing

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually,

after a bad outing Bobby trots them out the next night to build back up their confidence.

by HEYJUDE on May 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

See

Peter Moylan last week :)

by HEYJUDE on May 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

Bobby treats relievers that are new to him like dirt. You have to be darn near perfect to get regular outings.

He ran Bennett out there till the team got rid of him

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor Bennett…that guy got dropped into the worst situations continuously

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

PMo is one of Bobby’s main guys though.

by FitzFan on May 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m tired.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are the Pirates wearing Braves uniforms?

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Chip Walk.

McCann Single

Glaus Walk

Hinske Double

Escobar Ground out

McLouth K

Infante Double

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

runs.
many runs.
now.

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Just not our night tonight

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

3-5 innings kill us

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like MLB.tv is fucking up again…not bad

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Lopez, 4th, 5th & 7th innings - Merry Christmas from us.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Less than 10 pitches each.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correction, not the 7th – they flashed that graphic so quick I misread.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he say it?

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

verb. to hit the baseball off the handle of the bat.

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watching the KC-WSox game. The Royals are up 4-1.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Lemme guess...

…Betancourt has 3 hits?

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im not sure…just started watchin

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

0-2.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

2 line drives right at people.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

. . . .

i wonder what our BAIP is for this game

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mercy - Lopez last CG was 2004

Please promise me he will NOT do that tonight.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

in the 9th

Hinske HR
Esco BB
McLouth 2B
Infante BB
Prado K
Heyward grand slam

tie game 6-6

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a bold prediction?

by fandave on May 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Escobar Walk?

Mclouth 3 doubles in one night?

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are a genius….

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love

to have whatever your drinking/smoking/or taking in pill form

by Nova Scotia Steve on May 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

*you’re

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

*thanks

Also mean you are – I believe

by Nova Scotia Steve on May 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

awww fuck

okay, all that happens and then Chipper hits an inside the park HR

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were the ‘Zona manager, I’d send him back out even if he had 160 pitches.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

after last night, I would also.

by HEYJUDE on May 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

good thing we got to their bullpen early

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW….Kreese must be busy with that easy/fat/drunk chick

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

was thinking the same thing

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least somebody is gettin’ some action tonight.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m letting the wheels fall off all in one night…no kids….braves are losing…cheetos….scotch….pizza hut pzones…..i don’t know if this is how the cool people do it but this is how i do it!

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

appreciate that! all my buds are married so i’m trying to learn how to do this single dude thing!

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once the honeymoon wears off

they will be wishing they were you!

by HEYJUDE on May 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are those p’zones good? I want to try one.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

the pzones are flippin great!

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which one is the best? Are there different kinds?

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

well done sir

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm…thanks MLB.tv, I didn’t want to watch the bottom of the 8th

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Chavez deals 13th K for our pitchers tonight (same as last night)

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Miss you KJ.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you KJ.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He forgot to hit it “warning track power” that time.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

13k’s in one night and getting killed…ouch

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

How come Chip gets it right for the other team?

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

haha, seriously

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

did i miss hearing him give the “fisted” call tonight?

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know. Maybe because we have 17 wins and the Dbacks have 14?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, we do...

Been seeing a lot of streakiness this year. He’d fit right in.

by MarvelGoose on May 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

head to head matchup

Prado gets round 1
KJ gets round 2

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome back, 1980’s Braves.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

i'll take that

just means in a year or so we will be on a 14 year division run

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if we play the ‘10s like the 80s, we’ll play the 20s like the 90s.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome, wish he did it in a losing effort, but I’m kind of glad to see him stick it to us too

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

White sox game, Andruw is battin!

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

if we tie it

Justin Upton could hit for a cycle lol

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Tired of the negative

Outta here, we can still win the sreies tomorrow, have a good night

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This is ugly.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to show what u can do Chavez

by JC29 on May 15, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Chavez pitching BP now.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Jess Chavez is garbage

I can’t defend this guy, plus he’s never really been one of ours

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I can think of a whole bunch of guys in the Gwinnett bullpen I would much rather see than this career criminal-looking scrub

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

we wont

our team has a tendency to swing at the 1st pitch when down by more than 3 in the 9th inning to go home

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So am i, i'll have to buy everyone ice cream.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

looks like our BP decided to mimic the Diamondbacks pen

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Has Chip said "fisted" so far tonight?

I need to know for my NAHWAL pick.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t believe so.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

he will in the bottom of the 9th

by JC29 on May 15, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trade

Yall think we could get Soriano back from the Rays for Chavez? That would be nice.

by RufRider on May 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d take a broken maple bat back if they would just take Chavez

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chavez can’t have much more time on the big league squad after this.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Dunn, Corey Gearrin, Mariano Gomez, hell bring up Van Pope, just get rid of Chavez

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm Gearrin . . . interesting

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s still got some control issues, but he’s a filthy sidearm-er. Plus he’s a really nice guy

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

who cares

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to feel about him the way Acosta always made me feel. Sick and pissed off, all at the same time

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Night everybody

have a good one.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Andruw gets a sac fly. Hit the ball well, though.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

DBACKS BULLPEN UP

MAYBE WE CAN COME BACK…… GUYS???/

by atl192485 on May 15, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

If we were to, that entire pen deserves to be cut

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

y’all take it easy! time to call it a night!

by jdmarine on May 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

They Are Stil My Braves

You don’t win every night. Instead of this Chavez silliness, they should have let the kid stay in. He was just getting settled.

by MarvelGoose on May 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, that's the strategy...

…. make them think they have a lead so large that even THAT bullpen can’t blow it.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

5 2-out runs this inning?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit Bobby - enough already.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Make Chavez get out of the inning.

by RufRider on May 15, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

no use wasting someone else….bobby knew the game was over when he put him in

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah unfortunately I knew the logic – I just didn’t want it to be true. LOL

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahira

Hey, I’m just 16 miles from Hahira. Have to tip the hat to the hometown boy

by MarvelGoose on May 15, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone is leaving….

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Chavez

pitched horrible in ST. I could not believe he made the team.

by HEYJUDE on May 15, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

Chavez. I had so much hope for you.

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Tomorrow

Good looks tomorrow though.

by CJ10JHEY22 on May 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Hudson

Nothing? I just have a feeling Hudson will pitch well tomorrow and get a lot of ground ball outs.

by CJ10JHEY22 on May 15, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

deep post

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch

we’re going to score 4+ runs here

by atl192485 on May 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

94 Miles An Hour

Well, Chavez throws them fast, he just seems to pitch them right to the bats

by MarvelGoose on May 15, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

fast with no movement doesn’t cut it in the Bigs

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Maddux, Glavine and Smoltz, and heck even Avery. And Wohlers too. And Justice. And Murphy. Heck i miss all the old braves.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew someone was going to say that!

He was part of the 90s braves. So yes.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOTTOM OF THE NINTH...

…. and we need more runs than that Inning number to even tie it up.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you serious?

I haven’t been watching…whats the score?
/braces self

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally

The game plan is working, we’re finally into the DIamondback Bullpen

by MarvelGoose on May 15, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

they should have let lopez finish this

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

How about another run - for self respect if nothing else.

1 run vs Lopez is embarrassing.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

im not surprised

we get shut out by guys like Moyer and Livan.

by drumzalicious on May 15, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This ump’s zone is a joke.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello, Ozzie?? Yeah, this is Frank…. Frank Wren…. Atlanta???
I just was curious about whether Andruw might be available.

(pause)

Well, I really didn’t think that kind of language was appropriate… you haven’t even heard my off—… Hello? Hello?

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah – but I figured it would be funnier that way!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was about to ask the same thing

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

impressive WTP

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Tears

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I think some - may like my graphic for the end.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Good,

something to look forward to.

by HEYJUDE on May 15, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, let’s see it

by fandave on May 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Misery loves company!

by HEYJUDE on May 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

for real though…before last year….I don’t finish watching this game….but since I found this place I’ll usually watch all nine no matter what

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep,

I love TC, not to be confused with TP:)

by HEYJUDE on May 15, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that game could have gone better.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s like saying your trip on the Titanic was “a little rough”

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, just trying to downplay the suckiness considering we’ve been playing some decent baseball lately. I’ll report in tomorrow with the required amount of pessimism.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I look forward to it

Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, love it.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha + three donuts

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral….

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Figured it was the opposite of the celebratory Storm Trooper that gets posted when we win.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are welcome girlfriend.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

My heart goes out to that poor Stormtrooper.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks y'all

I’ve never been greened before – sure wish it was under better circumstances.
Hopefully this is one graphic I hardly get a chance to use.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 16, 2010 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

More tears…
Everything that could go wrong went wrong. I have a new slump buster. I’m not going to comment on tonight’s game recap. Not sure if it will work, but who’s with me?

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmm

too bad we don’t have a stormcloud black&white llamasaurus for these occasions.

by atl192485 on May 15, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

We can STILL win this Series tomorrow.

I am confident we will.
.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on May 15, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

On the bright side…wait there is no bright side.

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Was British Columbia Bob around tonight? cause this game was right up his alley

Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

he made a couple comments in the thread tonight drawing the ire of many

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 15, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry I missed it…NOT!

Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's that?

A troll?

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

poster named Nova Scotia Steve. He’s been getting abused regularly the last few days, but its mostly been deserved

Shouldn't Brent Clevlen get a shot in LF before...awww, forget it!

by Rhyno18 on May 15, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, ok

Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.

by MBL1 on May 15, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

This outcome angers me. I demand it be changed.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 15, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

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