Open Thread 5/14: DBacks at Braves #2
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:19 PM EDT
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PrintCould we take our heads out of our butts? Please? I'm fine with losing games, but not if the Braves are going to play like this.
4-0 DBacks in the 5th.
VAMANOS LOS BRAVOS!
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RUNZ!
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
BOTTOM FIFTH.... down 0-4.
New thread, new ’tude. RALLY TIME.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
I like yours the best.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone have a new video stream ?
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
360 is calling me…give me a reason to stick around Braves…
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
im glad i can watch the game while playing xbox, mostly watching the game
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 14, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’m about to move my desktop back into my room. If I stop posting for a while that’s what I’m doing, haha.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
So, in other news, Royals fired third base coach Dave Owen today. Owen will be replaced by former first base coach Eddie Rodriguez, while Rodriguez’s first base coaching gig will go to former Royals first base coach Rusty Kuntz.
The end.
I’m just saying, guy has the worst name ever, pretty much.
by Ivan the Great on May 14, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha is that even interesting news for Royals fans
by SuperHeyward on May 14, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm shocked we aren't scoring! Where are the runs?
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
all were left in Milwaukee
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 14, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
GLAUS
Time to treat ’Zona like a last place team on the ’schnide.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
*sigh*
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
GOOD JOB
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Buzz Killington
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his trans-Atlantic crossings?
Because he was quartered on the PORT side!
Now that I’ve got you, let’s both revisit the birth of the D’Oyly Carte Opera Company.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
I was waiting on someone to do this. That is hilarious
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Talking Chop
Where everyone knows the same pop culture references but still delights in quoting it.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha, what’s that from?
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Our quotes tend to originate from one of 3 sources.
1.WIll Ferrell movies
2, The Simpsons
3. Fam Guy
In this particular instance, it is #3
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotcha…other than the first 2 or 3 seasons of Family Guy I’m not a fan of the show. And those seasons I’ve only seen once or twice.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Who knew Ian Kennedy was as good as Lincecum and Halladay
by JadedMayberry on May 14, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Who are those guys? This guy puts them to shame
by SuperHeyward on May 14, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
doubt it
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
:(
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty crappy call right there
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
Lets get nasty Nate
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by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
I love the fact that Smoltzie is unabashedly PRO Braves in his comments.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
yea, i love it too
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Remember the controversy with Sutton or Joe saying something negative about the Braves? This was several years ago.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
I just like the fact he says – “Lets get 2 runs here”, etc. It’s always like HE is still a part of the team in the commentary and not trying to be PC and feel a need to endlessly praise the opponent. He’s rooting for us to win and I like that.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
u won't
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
END FIFTH... (hic)
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
WTF is wrong with nate
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
This is the real Nate.
Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.
by chantshuffler on May 14, 2010 9:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It isnt a Tool race if A-Rod isnt involved
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
I always feel sorry for the drill. That bit needs some help.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
but he could have a great personality
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
A “personality” has never made me scream.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
i think you ruined the tool race for me
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
I’m sorry. Someone really should send them a letter and tell them to help the drill out.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Roll out the carpet why don’t ya? :P
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
How else are you going to see if it matches the drapes?
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Well played, Sir.
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
I blame
Tommy Tutone for this offensive ineptitude.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Unheard of!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
WooHoo they didn't score that inning!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
A run or two would be cool.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
OK, now it’s time to get it going. The Bravos are just teasing the crowd tonight! Here comes the big 5 run inning!
Dude, they made a Major League 3?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
the chance to watch jason heyward hit is the only reason I’m still here….I wonder if that feeling will ever wear off
Cockchafer
Wow. Bruins became the third team to blow a 3-0 series lead in NHL history. Not only that, but they blew a 3-0 first period lead and lose 4-3.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
I didnt know who to root for
I hate both fanbases
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by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry man
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Rally joke
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
TOP SIXTH INNING
Brooks to lead off.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
... bottom of sixth....(self fail)
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
We need a runner to get on in front of Heyward.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
without getting picked off
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Is that even allowed?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
If Heyward hits a ball out fo the Ted with no one on its still a Grand Slam right?
I think i read that somewhere
We need a double, just another double. d-o-u-b-l-e. double, double double
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by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Just fucking missed it.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
oh damn it!
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
It's okay guys
Chipper wil…nah, we’re toast.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
So much for a winning streak
Man KK sucks; way way way overpaid for him. Okay all you KK fans back him I cannot wait to here the excuses “We don’t score him any runs” well if he didn’t give up so damn many hits and runs so quickly maybe we could.
0-7 , 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 what is it going to take for us to dump this character; he is crap.
Trade him back to Japan for helmets and bats and send Nate with him.
by Holty_Panthers_Fan on May 14, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
You guys and gals know what to do!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
haha, Smoltz is hilarious
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
Hahah +22
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Heyward is what happened when Chuck Norris and Secretariat mated!
by JadedMayberry on May 14, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The ranch in Texas is lookin good, Chip.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Well, it was Kennedy’s best FB tonight at 93.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
That's true
But still…it’s hard to watch him now after seeing him be so dominate just a few years ago.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
we are making
the brewers pitchers look awful
TOP SEVENTH
Meds…. that’s interesting…
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
I blame
FEMA, the communist, Mike Woodson, Dick Cheney, O.J. Simpson, and Justin Beiber
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
What about Canada?
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Oh yea
Celine Dion sucks
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
she probably does….oh wait you mean her singing.
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Medlen? If he has to take JJ’s start, why is he in?
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Jo Jo’s probably ready to come off the DL. He can spot start.
ducks
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Haha
/banned for including Jo Jo and Starter in the same sentence.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Why?
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 14, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Medling? Are you serious?
It’s Midlen.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Would have gotten away with it too...
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 14, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Kris Middlien could pass as a 7th grader.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
hahhaahaa
the radio guy was like….. what are splits?
damn, boxscore on the Tor/Tex game is ridiculous
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
OK I am listening to the rest of the game on my way home in the car
I am going to take off the new Heyward jersey.
If we win after this… I will be happy tonight
But probably sad for awhile because I bought a cursed jersey
I know what you mean. I got my Heyward jersey last week and they lost the night I had it on. Haven’t really worn it since.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
haha, I wore mine to Opening Day, so mine is super lucky
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
Time for a stretch.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Offense?!?!?!?!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Oh,
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Oh, hello Brian
Welcome back.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
First HR at night since last Sept. per Joe.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Well he did hit a HR in the middle of a tempest in San Fran. I’m counting it.
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
JUST BOUGHT A BIG MAC!
put some cheese on that bitch!
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
The Innings of the Crooked Numbers...
… recall Milwaukee??
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
I wanna see Blaine Boyer
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
Not to be a dick here, but should I send jerryclore a message and tell him to paypal me my earnings on that bet?
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
yes
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
I just got back and turned the tv on in time to see Mac hit a HR....
You guys failed on doing what I told you to do, though. I demanded that the Braves be winning when I got back.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
You came back too early. Go away. :D
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Pfftttt.....
Telling me to go away is bad. I’m a good luck charm. Things have gone well while I’ve been watching tonight – apparently not so when I haven’t been.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Then why did you leave? Now we can blame you for everything…. Seee????
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Blame my wife.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
WELL IF KAWAKAMI DIDN’T SUCK WE WOULD BE WINNING
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
ZOMG!! GLAUS SUCKS, TOO!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Swiiiing and a miss.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wooooooooo!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
ric flair. wooooooooooooo!
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
damn. your woo is longer
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
HUNKSKI
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Hinske - may get the BP phone ringing!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
I keep telling you guys I'm good luck tonight....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Mclouth up
plz do something
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
For the love of Heyward, get a hit Nate.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Let's go Braves!!! I went to look at porn and I come back to a few runs. Nice.
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
If
Infante gets on base, I think nate is going to do something big
BULLPEN TIME!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
If you’re going to make an out Nate, please make one by not swinging the bat. At all.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
He mastered the skill of “just looking.”
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Send Omar?
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Not after the Keystone Kops bloopers on the basepaths tonight.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Nate, 3-run bomb and I take everything back.
Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.
by chantshuffler on May 14, 2010 10:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I have to go to the living room and play drinking games with my cousin and her friend.
I’ll be watching though, Let’s GO NASTY!
BeerPong ftw!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
We want a fucking homer!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Juan Gutierrez looks sad on his Gameday pic.
Like he’s thinking “Man, do I suck at pitching.”
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Redemption is but a swing away, McLouth, my son....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
See this.
I take full credit.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
mine is...
i am watching on gameday now
by BravoGustaves on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
3-0 count to McLouth…..walk?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
DO NOT SWING.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
And he swings at ball four....
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
So tell me...
How bad was Kawakami really??
Just got home from work, a haircut and the beer store…
-C
Actually was good. (Not that I watched.)
Did not get help from the 2 and 2 inherited runners scored. 3 ER with 7 K in 4+ innings.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
NATE!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
AHHHHHHH!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
no fucking way!!!!!
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Okay, you can swing at that.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Ho. Lee. Crap. And I can’t see it because mlb.tv thinks it’s still commercial break.
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Nasty Nate!!!
Fuck and yes!!! Sorry for all I said Nate!
Happily supporting non-championship teams and self-medicating since 1996.
by chantshuffler on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
HELL YEAH - Nasty Nate! Tied our Game.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
I would kill myself if the Braves had this bullpen
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
so you did not follow Braves during 2004-2006?
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
F Chris Retisma
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
and Kolb, Farnsworth, Devine, Yates, Sosa, etc.
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG!
Kolb and Yates…….make it stop, make it stop ahhhhh!
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF…I just finished setting up my computer…what the fuck happened!?!
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
McClouth hit into a Vidro
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Where is the Asshole who wanted to get rid of Nate? Shame on you!
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Nate McClowth baby!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
EricGregg?? Thanks for coming back!
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
:)
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Should I disassemble and reassemble my computer for the next hour and a half?!
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
MCLOUTH
GET IT GOING NOW FROM THAT PLZ
<3
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
lol mlb.tv died before Nate’s homer. Go to hell, stupid service that I paid $100 for.
by Ivan the Great on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
i fucked up my groin by kicking the wall but im good.
by Jose Rodriguez on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
NATE
just gave a big STFD to superheyward and jasonheywardisgod
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
I think you have them confused with somebody else. They’re both pretty supportive
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Braves baseball is unpredictable. One minute you’re pouting, the next you’re holding your breath……
Jason Heyward is the reason that Chuck Norris parks his car in a garage.
And the next you’re cleaning sticky liquids off your computer/TV.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
by UMDBHIK on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Poor Matty D – can’t ever lay off that high at his ears strike.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Yeah. I sat there and saw him doing it in my head a second before he actually did it. If it were any other situation, I might think I was psychic. But no, I’ve just seen him do that way too many times.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he’s exactly like the little sister from League of Their Own
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
It’d be pretty fucking sweet if MLB.tv was working right now
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Well, at least it’s not just me.
I hear the PS3 version of mlb.tv doesn’t suck. It vaguely makes me want to buy a ps3 just so I don’t have to deal with bullshit when trying to watch baseball.
by Ivan the Great on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What? You pay 100 bucks for something and expect it to actually WORK? Pshhh
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
You know, it actually would work if they stopped using a different software vendor for it every single season. By the time they work out the kinks for one season, they switch to a different vendor/platform and it gets all buggy just in time for Opening Day.
by Ivan the Great on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Homer was the rally killer.... *sigh*
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
That was just the opening act. There’s plenty more Zona bullpen left….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Every time I see you type Zona, I think you’re talking to me
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Why is that?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
whens the last time
we had 2 hrs in one inning…. glaus brooksy?
Yeah….just 2 games back, silly.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No home runs for Glaus though tonight. He sucks. Trade him to Chicago for Teahen and call Freddie Mercury up.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
TOP EIGHTH... And We're TIED
Who’s pitching now? Saito.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Bout fucking time MLB.tv
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
lets go saito
sit these people down!
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
anyone care to elaborate the HRs? I need a mental image until the highlights!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
I’m so close to posting 10 gif’s right now
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
BMac killed it to right-center.
McLouth’s was to the first row in RF.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
thank you
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
mclouth’s has a high arching fly ball, took a while to get out
mccann’s was more of a line drive, maybe heyward-esque
McLouth got under it a bit. I thought it was either a double or a WTO
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
HEAP: Classic full extension.
NATE: DIdn’t overswing a bit – ball leaped off the bat, though.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
thank you
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
you missed all the negativity…scroll through the green comments for some good stuff
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone post your .gifs!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Juan Guttierez looked like he was pouting in the Arizona dugout....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
Confucious say reptile bat no match for tomahawk heat.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Gee, really, MLB.tv? An error has occurred? You’re having difficulties processing my request? No shit…
by Ivan the Great on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
mine just started at the top of the inning…yours still not working?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I now have a mysterious gray box hovering over the center of the image.
by Ivan the Great on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
dagger…
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
k for saito
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
just what we were expecting
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
We knew the Dbacks strikeout a lot….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Not surprising given the propensity for K’s in that lineup.
15K’s for Big Red tomorrow?
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
+1
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
hahah why did I see your screen name and imediately switch the g for a c?
:)
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I am going to have to watch Talladega Nights tonight so I can keep up with you
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Gee, a gal posts one predict and you all go dicky on me.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
♥ you
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Let’s go for a record…..Hanson pitches a perfect game with 24 strikeouts through 8.0 IP, but then Bobby takes him out because his pitch count is at 170.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Those are Swords used my martial artist or ninjas.
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katana
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s spelled Katana. fail on my part.
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I like where your head’s at
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
twss
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
that doesn’t count.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha, the old bigjoe self +1
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Was it you, me, or someone else
who was like “I’m a fucking badass!”
and then did a +1 like 3 times?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
ha, certainly don’t think it was me
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m thinking it was hobbs…or maybe swo12
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
you guys mention bigjoe alot yet i don’t ever see a post from him unless his name is different now.
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
he has his own blog now and is too cool for TC
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
this
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
plus Beard can’t call himself out for TWSS
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
More shots of drunk losers in the plaza
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
My mlb.tv has upgraded from not working to working but being possessed. Woo.
by Ivan the Great on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
This sucks.
How can Heyward hit a walkoff if he is coming up in the 8th?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
He can bend time and causality to his will.
by Ivan the Great on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
torrential downpour during his AB and the game is called right after his bat strikes the ball?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Its happening. I’m predicting a walkoff Heyward hit in the 8th.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Just saw the Heap HR on MLB.tv replay…very nice. Of course when I try to pull up Nate’s the screen just says “commercial break in progress”.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
"THAT'S A LOW PRICE!"
Sorry. Just had to do it.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
WOW!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
-1
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
COME ON UMP!
That shit was close! No way that was ball 4.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
+1
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
haha yeah it was like 3 feet out of the zone
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
MLB.TV
sucking for anybody else?
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
mine’s working now after missing the HRs
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
hooray!
mine still sucks
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
try loading both feeds, that’s what worked for me
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
2 outs...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
In play, out(s)
Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Caps, Colts, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009
I didn’t know the Braves were hitting
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s not JD, Joe
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
I thought I was hearing things when he said that!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
where did that miss?
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
He’s racist. All white peeps look the same to him.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
A second walk....meh
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck
this guy is clutch.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Rusty Ryal
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
no its just whenever I see the Dbacks play he’s always getting a big hit
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT TONIGHT!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Rusty Pail?
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
think it’s Rusty Ryal
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
sarcasm fail on my part?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
rusty nail? Then where is Jon Garland and bigjoe’s dick?
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
the sad thing is, there’s only about 8 of us still around that get that
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
’Tis a shame.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I’d go Menendez on my parents if they had named me that.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
ha, that’s a reference I haven’t heard in a while
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Rusty Ryal?
Is this some kind of porn name?
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Priya Ryai
I know my porn.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
did you major in Pornography back in college?
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but I took a few classes.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I lol'd hard
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s the Royals’ first base coach as of today.
by Ivan the Great on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
1 more strike, Saito....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
GOT IT!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
SEE YA
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
that’s. what’s. up.
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on May 14, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
RESPECT.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
yep
bitten by a rattlesnake the day we played the Rockies on a Sunday afternoon. the fine folks at TC had the motto “win one for the puppy!” and sure enough Heyward won it in the 9th
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
thats a cute story. i got one looks pretty much the same except hes chocolate. u have like chipper i got heyward
by MacsGlasses on May 14, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
and we’re playin the snakes, no less
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
my buddy had a rattlesnake in his backyard. his wife wanted to call the fire department and he took his shotgun and blew the snake into pieces and sent me the picture.
I’ll do the same if I ever see one in my yard. I like animals and all, but those things can cost you a pet and $1,500 bucks
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw Bear Grylls bite one’s head off and eat it.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
a rattler or a snake in general?
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
If I ever see one in my yard, i’ll throw on jeans, boots, gloves and grab a shovel. I’ll say a quick “lets get it on” and go crazy
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
1500? for what?
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
anti-venom, pain meds, tests and other stupid pet bills
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
well, my parents have pet insurance and Riley is under that so thankfully it was cheaper than that for me
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
BOTTOM EIGHTH
Heyward – Jones – Heap – Glaus
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
POWAH!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Porn stars aren’t supposed to strike out. That’s just facepalm worthy right there.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Don’t we normally crush Heilman?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
boo
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Damn't....why couldn't that have gone 1ft farther foul?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
I left my jersey on! I heard Mccans HR right as I was leaving and decided I had better leave it on
ITS A RALLY JERSEY
just missed it.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
"VO IST JONES?"
Chip Carey would have had that one gone.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Joe has been around Chip waaaaaaaay too long
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
seriously, that’s at least 3 times tonight
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
MAC WITH A HIT!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
Alright…a little luck right there. Time for Glaus to do work.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
Heap hits a changeup... I'll take it!
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Upton pulling a FUGA right there
FLIP FLOPS!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
I’m kinda upset the fans cheered so loud for that routine flyball…sounded like citizens bank park
Cockchafer
BRING THE POWAH, TROY!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
please crush this next one
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
3-1 count….should Glaus take the walk to advance Mac?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, he should’ve taken the walk….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
no, because walks don’t help you win baseball games. OBP is meaningless
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
Hinske We Trust….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
NUTS!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
NINTH INNING...
So who just ran in from the bullpen? Lefty…. EOF, I guess.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Woah – it’s Wags!
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Bobby would normally save him for the save situation
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s at home…no reason to save him for a save if it’s the 9th
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
noted
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
screenshot’d
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Bollocks.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
At least this gives Hinske a chance to hit a walk-off HR.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
I would approve
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Wags
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t have enough greater than symbols
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I need a graphic suggestion for a Wags K.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Quickly….
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
big middle finger
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
this
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
A fireball.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
First hit for "wags" google I think it speaks for itself
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would a search for wags bring up a tranny?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You gotta turn off SafeSearch
that’s the key.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Good decision here. Keep ’em off the scoreboard and let the offense win it in the bottom half.
No sense saving Wagner for a save which can no longer happen.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
We'll start with this one.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
STFD (I still love you!)
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
Shut up Kelly
don’t be mad because you can’t hit that.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Hmm…don’t like that
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Ut hum- Billy dear – get in SAVE mindset.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
WALK UPTON
WALK UPTON
WALK UPTON
(face Roachy)
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
FUCK!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Never bring in a closer in a no save situation.
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
This significantly reduces the chances of a walkoff by Hinske.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
By at least 1000%
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
go on…
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Opens the door for McLouth to drop the hammer though
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, let's ask a question here
why pitch to Upton with a lefty on deck and a strikeout magnet in the hole with Reynolds?
Fucking A.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Not to mention that first base was open….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
wish I had an answer for you…Bobby’s normally quick to IBB too
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
everyone calm down
its the dbacks bullpen we are facing!
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Why do closers have to have a lead to get the other team out? I understand the high leverage of a tie game in the 9th, but it seems like a 75% fail rate with closers if they are tied or behind.
Heyward is pretty good
Well that’s mostly because we’ve had to deal with Soriano and Gonzalez
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice hustle to catch that Hinske...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Get some oxygen out to LF
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Nice!
I’m glad we didn’t intentionally walk Upton to face Roachy!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
LOL
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Lulz...
No.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
good year last year, back down to earth this year
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
its our 678 guys tho
lets hope we do somethign good =]
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
billy wagner
best use of $7M and a first round draft pick i can think of.
#frankwrenfail
by jerryclore on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
shut up
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, and we missed you when the Braves scored 4 runs. Where did you go?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Why don't you go back to the library...
And shut the hell up??
-C
by cthabeerman on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, you going for the OGT record or something?
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
please
shut the fuck up
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
hey watch your language
no need to get personal
That wasn't personal.
He didn’t say “shut the fuck up, moron”
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
post like a troll, get treated like a troll
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
clever
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
by the way
how is posting something that is probably true, troll-like?
To be fair,
he did say please.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
he has a 2.13 era
what more do u want
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
0.00 era?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward could do it
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
-1.19 ERA
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
….did upton go yard?
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
RBI single
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
so 4 – 5?
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
yes
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
stfu
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
If it matters...
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Mark Reynolds strikes out.
In other news, the Pope is religious.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Jerryclore
you can wire me my money whenever you like…
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
BOTTOM OF THE NINTH. Down 4-5.
Chad Qualls on the year:
Six saves… 6.39 ERA, 1.82 WHIP, 13 K’s in 12.2 innings. 4 walks. 2 blown saves.
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Hmm…Heyward comes up like 6th. We got this.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
5 away!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
got here just in time for the top of the 9th
thats got to be a good sign, right?
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
we won’t need one. Omar is gonna end it right here.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Melky
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
LETS GOOOOOOOO!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
HINSKE!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Good start Hinske! Pinch runner please!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
That didn't take long...
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Qualls allows about one run per inning.
13 runs, 12 2/3 IP
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
Question do we bunt or just play it like it is?
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
swing
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
and I’m usually a bunt guy too.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
BUNTED SAFE!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Holy fuck I can’t believe that worked!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
RUN OMAR
looks like it might be a bad call at first
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
hells yea
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
"Like a John Smoltz wedge"
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
OOPS -- meant "Two runners on!!" (self fail)
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
+1
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
Damn, mlb.tv fucking me again
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
that sucks man…
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
OOOMMAAAAH!
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
+Infinity
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I LOVE hearing the dang crowd into this!
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
mega bunt!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
Now...
BUNT.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
and run like hell to 3rd, Hicks.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Melky on deck? Really?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
NAte with Melky on deck… how do you play this???
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
Exactly. It’s not like Melky has been flying out for his outs.
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT SHOULD WE DO EHAR
BUNT OR SWING
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 14, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
but home run
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
how many times did Hinske reach for Nate's ass on that HR??
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
If it helps him hit another
Don’t ask, don’t tell
Solid bunt…wish it wasn’t up to Melky here. Prove me wrong!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
2nd and 3rd, 1 out...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
we need one deep fly ball. that’s it.
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on May 14, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Now have Melky bunt
And then Prado bunt
???
Winnar
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 14, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
They are walking Melky to get to Prado!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
Hahahahahahahahahaah
FOOLS!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
....ibb melky?
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
THANK YOU 'Zona!!!! IBB to Melky!!!!
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
IBB? WTF?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
intentional walk melky
best case scenario for braves!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 14, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
Forgive them Prado, for they know not what they do
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
If he rips one into the gap I’m going to lose my shit
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
C'MON PRADO!! PUT IT IN THE AIR TO AT LEAST TIE THE GAME!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
They fear the immense power of the Melkman…
and they want a force play.
Mostly the former.
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
that's awesome
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
Melky gotta take OUT the guy at 2nd base if there is a play.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Cleats up!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
2 balls…..PLEASE WALK
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder. No grounder.
by Jose Rodriguez on May 14, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
PRADO!!!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
NF NSDJK FNJKF;NFGJKN FSJKFNJK NSJKFNSJKNJK NJKLSA
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Thread explosion....NOW
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Everyone, commence losing your shit. BRAVES WIN!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
BRAVES! WHOOO!!!
If Derek Jeter clubbed a baby seal on earth day while wearing a mink coat and crocodile skin boots while burning tires on an iceberg, the reaction would be "Its OK Derek, you’re a Yankee." -First mammal to wear pants
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
+INFINITY
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 14, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Also:
BRING OUT THE MUTHA FUCKIN RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
PRADOO!!!!!
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
you gotta be kidding me!!!!1
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on May 14, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
ahahah
sick
TalkingChop is going to explode!!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 14, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
FINAL SCORE - BRAVES WIN
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
LULZ
The Dbacks totally misplayed that one….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
LLAMASAURUS
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
I LOVE THIS SHIT AND I MAY MOVE TO ENGLAND!!!
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
+1. Best baseball movie ever.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 14, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
COME RAINBOW LLAMA!
come out!
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
RAWR
"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)
MUTHA FUCKIN RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS, BITCHES!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
Same thing happened to me. Damn you MLB.TV!
by yaggiefresh on May 14, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
LLamasaurus dance your ass off my friend. Braves win!
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 14, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
Best. Mood. Ever.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
One game under 500. Would you have believe it 2 weeks ago?
by romone_braves91 on May 14, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
Probably. But then again, but I’m a member of the sunshine society
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
cant we get matching leather jackets?
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I noticed letsgobravos come in the first thread, posted 2 negative comments once we got down 1-0, then never came back.
Pump that sunshine baby – we’ll keep some of ’em at bay maybe.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Dont ever call them out on it though, cause then you are trying to be a blog nazi. Trying to tell people when they can and can not post.
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
yeah, just tell them to STFU and GDIAF
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
I’ve got a good DIAF pic….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
quite a few of us actually
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 14, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
honestly we were lucky that game…. walking the melk man? KK was bad and our O didn’t do much….
by Braves Biceps on May 14, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
KK wasn’t really bad. He got screwed on some bad defense and wasn’t very efficient on managing his pitch count. Other than that, it was a decent start.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
by Doghnut on May 14, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
EVERYBODY DANCE!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
JerBear! Where you at bud?
Nowhere to be found?
Only douchebags negative nancy and then run and hide.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
+10000000000000
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d have gone with “douchebags debbie downer” there, just for the alliteration
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
WAGS gets the Victory
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
FML
I walked out the room before it happened
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on May 14, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
THANKS FOR WALKING MELKY
Can’t believe Anyone would pitch to Prado over Melky
Why'd the Mets, of all teams, have to draft John Maine!?!?
We’ve been saying this whole time – just get to their bullpen.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad strategy
This is why the Snakes have 22 losses.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
Momma always said, stupid is as stupid does
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
And it’s not even the 25th yet….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Cyborg Hanson will be going for the ML record in strikeouts tomorrow.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
What is the record, anyway?
Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.
by MBL1 on May 14, 2010 11:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
20…done three times
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Psshh Hanson can beat that ;)
Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.
by MBL1 on May 14, 2010 11:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Note: Our pitchers tonight had 13 Ks total.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Heyward = 26 tomorrow
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
fail
heyward hanson
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
it’s complete. Riley, Llamasaurus and Bubb Rubb have all made an appearance tonight.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Soooo......
Dramatic win was dramatic.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
I was at work and just saw this. Um HELL YES. VIVA LOS BRAVOS!!!
"Funny scene in clubhouse, reporters surrounding Prado, pointing recorders toward him. Moylan sneaks into group quietly, points Klondike bar." - DOB
by McCann and McWill on May 14, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
Odd. Gameday shows Prado’s hit, but not Nate’s HR.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
So we were spotted three runs? lol
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
I guess so. LOL
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 14, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
BRAVES Last 4 Games.... final four innings
Inning-by-inning combined scoring:
6 7 8 9
8 9 6 7
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
That might even be sustainable.
We’re playing the Pirates and Reds soon – they’re also among the league losers in bullpen ERA (just behind Arizona and Milwaukee).
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 14, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello everyone
Just dropping in. I think my cat is a good luck charm. I brought her inside when Hinske came up to bat. And then we started to rally. I should bring my cat inside more often…anyway, that was AWESOME! Prado does it again. TAKE THAT KELLY JOHNSON!
Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.
by MBL1 on May 14, 2010 11:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Is it shaved?
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 14, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I am NOT letting my cat sleep in my bed! She’s an outside kitty.
Jason Heyward bunted once, and it ended up being a homer.
by MBL1 on May 14, 2010 11:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
the DBacks relievers
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
haha
there’s 1100 comments in here. he was gone about 500 ago.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, he's still in here
I’m guessing i’ll see a reply to this about 11:40
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
sorry for the gif. it’s a good one
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 14, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010
I see kids toys...
so someone allowed this moron to breed.
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
131
http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/5/10/1465409/braves-at-brewers-series-preview#37198870
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 14, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I still maintain that 142 is what we should really be aiming for
by BraveSaluki on May 14, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that too.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on May 14, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Winning is FUN! I say we do it again tomorrow!
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"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
man, i wish we could give the W to KK
he pitched his tail off today. again the offense bails on him when he’s on the mound
lol, that's what I feel like I am doing...
…I was drinking with my wife, but then Tommy Manzella’s sister came over and my wife ignores me. But with Prado…..who cares? And how can I still type???
Good luck....
…you obviously aren’t married. ;)
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