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Open Thread 5/11: Braves at Brewers #2

Braves lead 2-1 heading into the 5th inning.

Huddy has been good so far, but has had trouble with command at times. J-Hey is 1-for-2 with a SB in his debut as the #3 hitter.

VAMANOS LOS BRAVOS!

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Quiero mas runs por favor.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it’s German for, “a whale’s vagina”.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh..

I was copy and pasting into google it kept coming up with chipotle

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

RUNZ THREAD!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

TOP FIFTH INNING.

Hudson, then the top of the order. Braves up 2-1.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

heyward due up 4th

you know what that means…….

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i liked

the “No one cares about your stupid 50 cent video game”

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bout freakin time.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH TIM HUDSON

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy hell...

Hudson missed a HR by about 2 inches.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

wait wait wait

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Hudson approves of new thread.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

HUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Missed it by THAT much!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Chicks dig the long ball

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Who digs the off-the-top-of-the-wall ball?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU AND ME.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

missed a homer by 1 inch

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else think the Nats are for real this year?

I keep waiting for them to falter.. but it hasn’t happened yet.

by jjhova12 on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

no

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re definitely improved. And if Strasburg lives up to the hype they’ll be that much better.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

much better than last year i would say

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no.

the Blue Jays were in 1st this time last year too.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow! Way to go, Tim!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS. haha

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer to me no matter what the hell the score says.

Huddy with a DOUBLE!

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

PLEASE

get Huddy home for that one.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Now Score That RUN!!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That asshat Victorino would have found a way to catch that

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

attaboy Nate! Time for Odarp

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

BEAUTIFUL bunt Nate.

Get him in Nitram. A deep fly ball works…or another HR too.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

im forecasting that heyward grand slam if the bases are loaded for him

by dhumpkm on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

no he could do it

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No strikeout PLZZZZZZ

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

HIT A FLY BALL PLEASE

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Hudson Squeeze Play ha

by SuperHeyward on May 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit Odarp.. oh well.. we’ve got JHEY!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado fails

he used up all his RBI yesterday

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking fail

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

ODARP hasn’t looked to good

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Will they pitch to Heyward?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

man up dave bush

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

this

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Troy giving Heyward protection here.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

either is better than melky

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Diaz at this point

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

……

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

good analogy

I think I saw that when I took the ACT

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is? So that's where I've been going wrong all these years.

“What honey? No thank you! That’d be worse than prison rape!”

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops, fail me.
Troy has me all discombulated.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well… do your thing, kid

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

0-2…time to shine!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Shoryuken

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

but only if it’s Ryu and not Ken’s

by kreese555 on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck Ken

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're just mad

Because 90% of online players use the imbalanced Ken

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no shit.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zangief, really?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scrwe you too

Cross over splash, and low-jab like 80 times until dizzy. Spinning pile driver, game over.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw you

Zangief rules. I know quite a few dominating ’Giefers

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw you again

I was pretty fucking good with Zangief in the original super turbo II

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t SF2 Turbo….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cammy was introduced in SF2 Championship Edition, I think. She was not in SF2 Turbo. I know that well.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Super Street Fighter II

noob.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNES. I got the system, Street Fighter 2, and Zelda for Xmas. Best day of my life.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

snes

I had sf2, sf2 turbo, super sf2, and then i got a PS, and got sfa, sfa2, and sfa3.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well this might be a problem as I dominate Sega

but never really played the SNES version. I’m sure I could figure it out though.

by kreese555 on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

psh

Like I care. I’ll play on your home field, it’s more gratifying when I win then.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, after I destroy you with Ryu on Sega

I’ll give you a shot at SNES. hahaha, talking SSFII shit. I love it

by kreese555 on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I played SNES. That was so long ago…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did say “I think”…. I seem to have gotten the subtitles and order of releases mixed up.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Just bustin’ your balls. Only beard and I are nerdy enough to know this information like the backs of our hands.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The new Marvel vs. Capcom is going to be LEGIT. Guile and Deadpool? I’ll be undefeated.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I need is Chris Redfield

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought that was an interesting choice. Wonder how he’ll play.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

When i found the dupe cheat

My team in the original was three Jill Valentines

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only I played religiously was SF2: Hyper Fighting – the one before SSF2: New Challengers (which introduced the 4 new characters). I never played another Street Fighter game afterward (so none of the 3 or 4 variants).

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

*The only one

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehh

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t have anything against him, just that he’s rarely used. He’s fucking tough to play against when someone knows what they’re doing though.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, My lil bro was always Ken and I was always Ryu

and we had have epic battles on Sega. Super Street Fighter II.

by kreese555 on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

We love #22

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Break out the black armbands.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

JHey just killed someone with that foul

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

“Foul Ball Kills 17 At Miller Park”

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward

aiming for Braun’s elbow

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

And he doesn’t get to rub it this time!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

A true AB from a #3 hitter here.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

HEYWARD

Crushed into the dugout… the bat did not survive.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

“The bat is survived by his wife of 12 years, and two children. The family asks that donations of Thompson’s Water Seal be made in lieu of flowers.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

omg, that swing looked beautiful though...

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang – that one was fisted into the bleachers.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Just beat me to it

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aight, come on Mac!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward

takes too many pitches…

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

What a fucking stud.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward is good at not swining at pitches outside of the strikezone.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Good AB

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

good AB but i think that was our shot

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

SUPERFOUL

I have returned by the way.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

you're welcome

for the new thread.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

by the time i could scroll down to find it, there was already 86 comments.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they even make Packard Bells anymore?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Merger about a decade ago – HP now.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look, it was my grandmothers. You don’t throw away family heirlooms.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you take it to the Pawn Stars in Vegas.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m running a netbook right now that it runs fine on

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Heap - it's TIME

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Or NEWSWEEK, if it makes him get a hit.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

PEOPLE would really love it.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what makes the GLOBE go ’round.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a very COSMOPOLITAN view of things.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s just what this CONSUMER REPORTS.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s just the sort of thing that one NOTICES OF THE AMERICAN MATHEMATICAL SOCIETY

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

(you’re much better at this than I am LOL)

However, most tend to only read the HIGHLIGHTS.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to think so, on vacation when I’d visit THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This conversation is driving me MAD.

Goodnight everybody!

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh go back to discussing whether Zangief is better than Ken.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s baseball?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

slow pitch softball for wimps.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done and done.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

PSYCHOLOGY TODAY may be able to help you understand why.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

3HR for Mac here?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d settle for one.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny… :-p

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

McCann taking Bush

to Center, baby!

"Tonight is the night...The night we light a Bush on fire!"

by mastermike on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

HAR BURN ON PRINCE

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Chip… shuddup. Please!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

...

Makes Prince, look like a pauper.
Huh.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he meant, “like John Popper.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is bobby were talking about….. he already stole once

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Brian! I started you in fantasy…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay...that one looked not so hot.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Huddy still hanging around at third…

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Rally scruffy librarian catcher

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FISTED

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FISTED!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s the “fisted” count up to now?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

102

He starts at 100, because he says it in the mirror warming up before the game

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Unique New York. Unique New York.”

“The Human Torch applied for a bank loan. The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m on right now? I don’t believe you.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he naked like Doug Mirabelli is when he practices in front of a mirror?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he didn’t combine it with Bush in any way.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARRGGGH!!!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is the fat bastard with the fishing hat?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

im in for $50

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking fail

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Brian.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

bad result...

but i really like the middle of the lineup like this…Jay-Hey..Mac..Glaus

by Can't buy me runs on May 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooH

Caught with a bad offense

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

FML

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

BOTTOM FIFTH.

At least we’re leading.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Uggg

6.16…..19/23. Derek Lowe, wrryyyyyy

by soup du jour on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

why

does it feel like the score should be 423-422?

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Huddy is at 65 pitches. 6th one is driven to LF by Edmunds.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we need a pelican for Joe and Chip.

“Hasn’t hit into a DP all year… why would you think he would hit into one here.”

by strider15 on May 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hudson, I love you.

But we need to get somebody up.

by strider15 on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup.

Time to start up the bullpen.

by soup du jour on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

5th walk by Hudson. 1st & 2nd – nobody out.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

get the bullpen ready

:(

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Huddy has killed my NAHWAL chances.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Whalers killed the narwhal’s chances

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either them or the B-52s.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had a 1.1 for the whip

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had 1.11111111111111111111111111111111111

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're smart

I had 0.75

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and me both.
Not like I had any chance to begin with.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vidro!!

Just what the doctor ordered

by soup du jour on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

HUGE

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

god, casey mcgehee is going to sleep easy tonight

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Vidro the Great!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitcher's best friend!

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

A little Rush

to get Hudson going for the last out

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew. We needed that. In my main fantasy league (sorry not the one from this website, I am crushing everyone in that one), I have Huddy and Brett Myers—-both have a ton of baserunners and are being saved by DP’s. I love that they aren’t being shelled.

by cavebird on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Brett Myers

is called playing with fire, that guy is a nut

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's more than a nut.

He’s a disaster. But I have 6 SP spots in that league, and I had seen enough of Paul Maholm after his last start.

by cavebird on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chip

His split finger pitch has not even made it to the plate all night

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

END FIFTH

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

where’s the bottle?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

At your command

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats' better

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

apostrophe fail

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need runs…immediately.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

haters stand up

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

B-e-a-utiful

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez...Huddy has walked 5.

And still has 9 less pitches through 5 than Bush.

by soup du jour on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He still falls for that “got your nose” bit. So sad.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lmao

the Avatar commercial is just a bit over the top

The greatest story ever told…. you got to be shitting me

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i know did they watch E:60 tonight?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'mma get slammed if I bring up SB44, huh?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

theyre right

pocahontas was the greatest

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh. ESPN has a really interesting thing on about how grounds crews maintain and prepare fields. It’s really engrossing.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

TOP SIXTH INNING

We’re still (somehow) up 2-1.
Glaus – Hinske – Infante.
Bush has made 86 pitches.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice to have decent hitters 2 innings in a row, I like this line up,

Glaus homers on cue

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi folks. Just got home. Someone want to provide me with a patented TC game summary?

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

heyward back in the lineup.

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed E:50

anyone know if its online anywhere, or if its on later?

by Can't buy me runs on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Robin Young is one of 3 players to lead their franchise in singles, doubles, triples, and HRs. Who are the other 2?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hank Aaron? Willie mays?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta be Hank Aaron… dunno about the other one.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

TROY HOMER!!! HE KILLED THAT

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

GLAUS!!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

POWAH!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

GLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yes. I’m a good luck charm for Glausosaur.

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Troy - Hell Yeah!

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

You didn’t call it. You’ve failed us, Oracle.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

remember at the beginning of the year when he hadn’t hit one yet and every AB was called a HR?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO FUCK YOURSELF MR. SANCHEZ! (kidding…kind of)

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, fuck that guy. (I’m not kidding)

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this new kid at 1B, much better than that Glass guy we had there before.

by Lennox on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, this guy

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That guy could have been good, but he kept getting hurt all the time.

by Lennox on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

POOOWWWAAAHHH

what a night for the big guy

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to hang out with that Braves couple

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I’m here for the gang bang…

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until too many motion gifs appear…

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

TROY IS SO GOOD

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Go back to Chicago :P

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hear that every time i put it on the show

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Troy has done more in 30+ games than FUGA did all of last year.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Getting close…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but...

…that isn’t that high of a bar to reach, even in 30 games. The holding the bag thing he did tonight beat FUGA’s defense from all of last year.

by cavebird on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to request an autographed 8×10 glaussy.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I read that entirely too fast and had to back up and do it again. LOL

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Troy says...

Haters can suck it!!

Braves Win! Braves Win!

by Frozen Fan on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

and btw

that ken flow chart is fucking hilarious. ive always wanted to know what goes on in my friends head when he plays ssf and that has to be down pat.

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCKING WIN

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Hinske

with the ultra bat throw, dont get up kid

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HINSKE!

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

No....

Heyward is ROY and MVP, Glaus is comeback player of the year.

by cavebird on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Hanson for Cy Young?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If omar

gets on base

bunt them over by Conrad for Hudson?

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Funny – but only because it makes sense.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. Huddy's gonna rectify that "by a few inches" bit.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha! Logging in from my pain in the rear touchscreen phone just to say one thing

by jdmarine on May 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

it probably runs faster

than 10-4’s computer.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

A corpse runs faster than this piece of crap. I’d be happy if it glided like Garrett Anderson.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

does anyone know if braun is out for a while? (ie tomorrow)

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

they said he might be

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s day-to-day, but he should be out tomorrow, too.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder

how much cumulative time has been spent on TC making images

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

not enough if you ask me

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I came to the open thread because we are doing well! I will leave when we do poorly!

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

See ya

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

A fairweather Open-Threader.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least you’re upfront about it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

they said he might be

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

fail

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

watched the first season…haven’t seen anything new

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one posted my Troy Glaus picture?!

I’m disappointed.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

someone typed it i think

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope the Braves continue to face more RH pitching. I want to keep Hinske in the lineup.

by Sparhawk on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

been saying it for weeks

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice night for Troy again, eh?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Conrad…hit?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Brooks clears the pitcher.

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

good job Conrad

by JC29 on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

alittle to late there Brooksy

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Oyyy....

NOW Conrad gets a hit?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Brooks

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that Broosky?

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

quick on her feet

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

My motto: Always be prepared no matter how unlikely the odds.
;-)

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

I’m having difficulty in figuring out this double entendre.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhhh

The adults are speaking.

by soup du jour on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would assume there is one?

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait...you :-) even if there's no entendre?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giving you a hard time

And no, not meant as a double entendre.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew. Giving you one back. Like I’ve said before, I type before I think a lot.
Doube entendres are more common than not.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring protection, even when heading to a lesbian bar.

Especially if you plan to say something offensive.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hulk Huddy

…grounds out to Escobar’s shirt.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

my brother decided

to bet 231 dollars on the mets today. goo frenchy

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

What? He bought 2 tickets to the game?

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a very strange sum.

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

also 600 on the cardinals haha wtf

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gambling addiction?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t happen to have his number anywhere on you, do ya?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

depends on what u need it for.

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ours is better! clap clap clapclapclap

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta be bush's last inning

over/under on #runs brewers bullpen gives up: 2.5

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

under

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Under.

2

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone in the tri-state area

wanna catch a braves mets game at citifield.

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m already going in July!

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was looking at getting tix for the july series for the prices are way to much for a college student

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh really

i am a college student therefore i guess im not going.

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know but i got tix to see them against the phils twice and the pirates twice plus a 2 week trip to myrtle beach

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

still might pull it off though

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free

if you went to college with someone who works with the organization

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

as in....

get me free tickets and illl buy em off you

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Already have my 4 limit used up on my family! sorry

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

$1

If you get there real early.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOTTOM SIXTH. Braves up 3-1.

Corey Hart leads off. Huddy at 77 pitches.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

MMMMM LOST is over.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we get Huddy out of there please?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Bobby Cox: Only if he walks two more batters.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

relax only 81 pitches…. no big deal… just a walk…

by Braves Biceps on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a big deal when he has been all over the place all game. I know walks don’t help you score runs, but Moylan is not on pace for 100 appearances…something needs to be done about that.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog owns Chip in trivia

and most other regards when it comes to baseball knowledge

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

And knowledge of various deep-fried county fair foods.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t worry….i used to have to watch 2 days later bc of my schedule….I would never do it to anybody

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked it better when it was called “Gilligan’s Island”..

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah fantastic episode

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another walk? Come on Huddy.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone know what happened to PHI/COL game?

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Rainout

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

AbominablenSnowman attack

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was he out of the box when that bunt hit him???

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

TWHS

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so, but I wish umps would actually call that once in a while.

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fielder’s Choice. Nice!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

So I know Infante isn’t quite Ozzie Smith, but he’s still damn solid at short.

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he’s been impressive

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

D-FENCE!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

They’ve saved Huddy’s ass more than once tonight.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez...

The guys catching the balls need to have a word with the guys throwing the balls.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The Brewers broadcast

Is ridiculous. They won’t shut up about the umpires and they have some guy in the booth who’s doesn’t know when to quit talking.

/facepalm

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yep

i thought he was supposed to leave two innings ago?

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s Bruce Froemming.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why I muted it 3 innings ago.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Good Defense

Is what is really screaming turning point to me

by SuperHeyward on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

3 unassisted. 2 down. Runner on 2nd.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

For once, Mr Counsel doesnt kill us.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

racists!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg

the mets are coming back

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Clippard just doesn’t seem very good….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nats fans are a little delusional

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

clippard looks like a 15 year old JV batboy

by ATLBRVS_19 on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice warning track power Ricky.

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Worked around the walk..well done Hudson.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

damn you chip

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLBrewers announcer.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

alright huddy you got your QS…. well see you in 5 games

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

He will come back out next inning

by dhumpkm on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phew

that was a Braves deep fly ball there, just short and the wrong place

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Give me your tears, gypsy

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I used that one already.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a good one

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

celts are blowing out the cavs…

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

lol good

My best friend is wanting to go to Cleveland for baseball, but is holding off on the cavs to drop so Cleveland hotels will drop in price.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow thats crazy never thought of that

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

priceline

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wants guaranteed

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

The Brewers announcer could give Chip a run for his money with his “that ball is destroyed deep center field!!!!!! and it’s caught by McLouth in center.”

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

hahaha

"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons

by crimsonpride19 on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hudson

is no match for Glaus tonight

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

TOP SEVENTH. Braves up 3-1.

Missed the sausage race tonight.
Nate / Odarp / The Truck. New pitcher for Brewers – Mitch Stetter.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Teammates love Huddy

Watching him go “wow” and constantly compliment his defense makes them all feel warm and fuzzy.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

They deserved compliments tonight. There have been some defensive gems.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite pitcher since Maddux, Glav and Smoltzy all left or retired.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Big Red says fuck you.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ve been a big Huddy guy since’99

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

my GF made cupcakes anyone want some?

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

AYE!

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You still going to Pitt?

thinking about flying up on the sunday day game.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

no we were supposed to go this weekend but thing fell through. Going to Cinci in July though. Might hit ATL next week when i visit the fam though

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should

gondeee, cb, and I don’t think you really exist. Like some kind of AI or something.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t it be nice to have a baseball AI on your baseball site though?

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until Skynet activates you and you track down justincredibul via IP address and neutralize him

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you Sarah Connor?

by BullManUGA on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve got a point, rh. A lot of people from the CSRA think they’re AIs or have been kidnapped by some at one point.

by Lizziebeth on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah how I do miss the good Ol Central Savannah.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I also miss the Cooper and ashley rivers as well.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

just empty the contents of your wash cycle into a glass…oh wait, that’s the Chattahoochee…

by Lizziebeth on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, I was at this outlet mall thing and some cupcake store (yeah, WTF right?) charged like $3-$5 dollars for one f’ing cupcake.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s a very trendy foodie thing right now.

by Lizziebeth on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what blows my mid? Grilled cheeses are coming into vogue. Grilled cheeses. It’s a big thing in L.A. right now, and I can’t for the life of me figure out why.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can make one of those for like .30 cents

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Right? They’re doing it all wrong, what with the marble rye and imported cheeses. Come on! It’s grilled cheese!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! I’m down with a nice kraft American cheese. Maybe 2 slices if I’m feelin good.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

this

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. The dedicated cupcake joints do that.

Just go to a general pastry shop.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or make your own, it’s pretty easy.

by Lennox on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine aren't as good.

But yeah, or make them.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I paid $4 a pop for some gourmet ones for Mother’s day. But they were pretty damn good, so I guess it was worth it.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were they cream filled? If so, probably worth it.

by Lennox on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea. I went to Subway and spent the extra dollar for a whole sandwich

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well, who had 2.0 for WHIP?

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't Stetter

Get like 20 Ks against the Braves or something in his collective appearances last year? Sure felt like it.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

My wife’s comment was “guess since this is the last season, they’re pulling out all the torture methods they can think of.”

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think she was right.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously!? C’mon…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn I hate the Mets too

Frenchy back to his old self though 1-3 2Ks 313OBP

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jermaine Dye

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob Wickman

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just have Heyward play both…maybe he’ll be able to bat twice then

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

f*ck yo couch!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Honcho.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Odarp!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, they just said Schafer only four games in AA, then up to Gwinnett.

by cavebird on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Schafer went 2-5 2B, 2K

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

nice rebound

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

PRADO.. glad Bush is out.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado's first hit of the night

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

tough test for heyward

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll take it

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

this pitcher is probably a douche

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

JHEY again!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward doesn’t believe in platoon splits.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

against the Lefty!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward is good at hitting baseballs.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, Joe Morgan.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe’s never heard of Jason Heyward.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know who he has heard of…Dave Concepcion.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony Perez was one hell of a ballplayer

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward is so amazing.

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Lovely hit in the hole there.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

“Jason Heyward, in his first game in the 3-hole, has been impressive so far.”

Ha! You ain’t seen nothin yet.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

aaaaand praydo looks like he hurt himself

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Brewers organist playing Super Mario Bros theme

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I wasn’t here to point it out, but last week Carlos Lee fouled one off a sensitive area and was ‘delayed’ for a couple of minutes. The Atlanta organist played the theme from M*A*S*H — entitled “Suicide is Painless”. Brutal!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch. And that song is awesome.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was great. I commended him on Twitter about it and he responded. Awesome.

by BullManUGA on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad it was noticed – the announcers that day were oblivious

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The organist is on Twitter?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I want his job.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eek.

Bad swing by McCann there. Way to step in the bucket.

by soup du jour on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

MAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCC

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Mac. RBI PLZZZ

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Mac

best chance is to not swing

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi, Dr. Nick!

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

question

when chipper comes back, where does bobby put him? i know a lot of people would like to see him at #2. do you see that happening>?

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS guy..

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know what’s gonna happen. He’s gonna end up doing well like I’ve been telling everyone since the beginning, and then I’m going to spend 75% of my time on TC rubbing it in the faces of everyone that was hating on him.

So I apologize in advance.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

please no GBs

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian, I swear I will buy you a year’s supply of bacon if you make this good.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

And he wants his bacon...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m on it.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buy it.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you owe Weeks.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I AGREE

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Matt Kemp

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ray King still a FA? Maybe Arthur Rhodes.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Uggla?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

possibly,

I am not sure if ronnie Belliard still has a job

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's certainly been

the worst defensive 2B in this series.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He and Escobar are in the running for worst DP combo.

by BullManUGA on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

YESS!!!!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

stetter was a total douche

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Heap delivers Prado!

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Milledge has had a rough night out there at 2B

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Last night, too

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOGY be damned! Heyward and BMac aren’t scared!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Rickie Weeks, however, is.

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was quite nice.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for a GLAUS SMASH!!!!!!!!

by ATLBRVS_19 on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa, don’t hurt yourself there, kid.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Todd Coffey comes out to the Ultimate Warrior’s theme.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome. I like him.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad graduated high school with the Ultimate Warrior

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

win

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ultimate warrior graduated high school?
Hahaa! Mental images. Wish I knew how to photoshop.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was probably valedictorian

And gave a 42 minute long speech about sacrifices, skeletons, and voices in his head

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

While wearing the face paint, multicolored bicep tassels, and the graduation mortar.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I am alawys amazed by no matter what depths of hell I can pulled veiled references from, someone here always gets it.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, no kidding. We all seem to be pulling from the same pool of worthless pop-culture knowledge.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glausosaur Glausosaur Glausosaur

reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhh

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus looks unimpressed.

by Lennox on May 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

If Troy crushes one here I’m going to divorce my wife and marry him

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Does he?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no and she doesn’t have to either

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the wife lucks out

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

GLAUS vs. COFFEY (who apparently should switch to decafe)

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn you Glaus….

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

TRADE FOR ADRIEN GOZALEZ

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummmm….no tag heyward?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

they thought it was over Harts head, but people forget how fast Hart is

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, I'll be anyone in here

That Jay Hey steals 3rd.

Any takers?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I bet he doesn’t.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ve got money he steals first

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

+22

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You can be me

but it ain’t that much fun

by Lizziebeth on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

so many ways to go here I’ll just drop it

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

snarfle!
he started it.

by Lizziebeth on May 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you just snarfle?

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

um…i think someone’s calling me….

by Lizziebeth on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm, probably. and I think your GF made some more cupcakes you should go get…

by Lizziebeth on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

Heyward could’ve scored a sac fly from 2B like Michael Bourn

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

He could score from 1st

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey Gathright

problem is that he would have to get to 2nd somehow

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ultimate pinch-runner

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hinskes picture on yahoo

sorta looks like he has downs syndrome

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus is smoking everything right now. And fielding.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

What, no Heinlein?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

He was reading it out of the Brewers’ media guide.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Todd Coffey from North Carolina likes 80's Hair Bands????

You don’t say.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

he can play on my team any day.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can’t all be gems.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the record

I love 80s hair bands.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they’re not made of soft material, they’ll damage your hair.
Oh wait……

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cut the lawn of the drummer of Bad Company when I was a kid.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking Hinske…awesome

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH HINSKE!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So Hinske is pretty much a pimp.

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

HINSKE!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Eric Hinske!!!!!!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

HINSKE


"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay! McCann is now Homeward Bound.

by BullManUGA on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ERIC HINSKE!!!

Game MVP!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

What about Glaus?

Or “the defense”?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

MVP: Braves lineup tonight (except Conrad)

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we go ahead and re-sign Hinske now? Please? Please?

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow..

Snitker sent McCann again… NO FEAR

by jjhova12 on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Eric Hinske, you are my hero.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hinske with 2 more!

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

/ban

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck u hinske. jesus christ we were spoiled with GA and didnt even know it

by ATLBRVS_19 on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol umpires and your silly positioning

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

HINSKE IS A PIMP

"Tonight is the night...The night we light a Bush on fire!"

by mastermike on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA...

“A little cream for the Coffey”

-Chip

by strider15 on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

s

best player with downs syndrome

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

don't look now but

we now have 3 in the lineup hitting .300+

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ZOMG!! HOW’D THAT HAPPEN!?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

/cries

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He’s welcome to move in with me.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear God, I’m tired. I’d like to stick around, but I’m gonna hit the ol’ dusty trail. Until tomorrow, all.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Until next time.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinske

Has like quintupled all of Greg Norton’s production from 08-09

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

OUTSTANDING signing by Wren.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait…Wren didn’t make a colossal fuckup in regards to a organizational move?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does that make him the Leaf Blower to Norton’s Rake?

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehh…let’s see if it grows on me

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chip had this Brewers series circled since the sked was announced.

Finally gets to use all of his “Coffey” puns.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit... I'm dying from cream for the Coffey.

I’m at that point where everything is hilarious. Now it’s time to crack open the beer.

by strider15 on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

IS EVERYONE

OPEN TO A HINSKE/DIAZ PLATOON

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

OPEN TO A HINSKE/DIAZ PLATOON

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

hinske has hit lefties avg for his career and diaz crushes them, it would be stupid not to give diaz at bats against lefties even if he’s struggling

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even average

He’s terrible against LHPs

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

As soon as Matt starts hitting, yes.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

so long as Diaz stays on the bench

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on May 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Hinske/Infante once Escobar comes back and on days when Chipper is in the lineup.

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

MCLOUTH

is hitting .150 in his last 140 AB’s counting spring training. 140 AB/21 H

"Tonight is the night...The night we light a Bush on fire!"

by mastermike on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you mean

the chump who gets the coffee soon

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky = Reggie Jackson?

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both Yankee Greats

Both hit bombs, Melky goes yard 3 times in a game if we make it to the WS….mark it down

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be surprised

if he is still on the team if we actually make the world series

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason this comment made me think of that “I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!” scene from There Will Be Blood

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the fact that we’ve scored in 4 seperate innings

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ah damn. Melky’s in

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH. Blown up to 6-1 Atlanta.


Stretch time.
We got a new pitcher – it’s EOF.
Melky and Hinske double switched.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s no fucking way Cox sits Hinske after this, right? RIGHT?!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Depends

on if the starter tomorrow is left-handed

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, meant to include that part…sorry

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m betting he rides the pine tomorrow anyway.

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is Braves Country

Buddy Carlyle throws a 1-hitter, gets sent back to Richmond. Is called while passing Durham to turn around and come back to Atlanta.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he will against LHP

i am all for hinske in LF against RHP… bobby will have to decide who gets the start when it is a lefty…

by lingsched on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

EOF time!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN...

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

That’s an absolutely ridiculous fact, considering he’s played in all of….2 games? Somewhere around there… :-p

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is both

awesome and sad.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

+22

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stat o’the night.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eeee. Oh. Efff!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Gerut Gapper.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

nice start

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy Wagner does not approve of this offensive outburst.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Wags is off fishing somewhere

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Mr. Just For Men

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No play for MR. Gray!

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

reeeejeeeectedddd

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

*napping

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’d be ok with Wagner never getting another save in his career if it means the Braves go into the 9th inning of every game with a huge lead.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

our pitchers have fell behind to nearly everybody

by ATLBRVS_19 on May 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Except in runs

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats all that matters

by ATLBRVS_19 on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

me fail english? but thats unpossible!

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike good ol Grandpa Jim out

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i like it

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a new one?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. Same one I’ve always used for Eric. Figured it fit.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

very nice … guess i just never noticed?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edmonds

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

You're gonna need a towel and sun-tan lotion...

Cause you’re never gonna get off that beach! Just the way ya never got into the NHL ya JACK ASS.

by strider15 on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

paused it while i ran upstairs

just caught up and wanted to say…eric hinske

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

who????

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohh damn the telletubby is gettin' mad!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Let’s sign Griffey for league minimum!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh, no

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean

We need more clubhouse leaders who sleep there while the game is going on

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s probably going to be ushered into retirement rather than outright released.

by Ivan the Great on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Jermaine Dye or Jordan Schafer

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Groundout moves runner to third. 2 down.
Peter and Dave coming in now.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

It’s always great listening to teh radio broadcasts with Powell and Sutton talking about Dave.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schafer is 2-5 tonight and Minor threw 6 IP w/ only 1 hit

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

were they playing Chattanooga?

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

going to see him friday in my backyard

by ATLBRVS_19 on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it seems like he’s really been working on the K’s lately

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

K/BB for Minor?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn’t it 10, 11 and 8 in his last 3 outings?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

he isn’t projected as a big strike out guy is he? oh and do you know anything about schafer’s timetable? im in Myrtle Beach for the first week of July, am i going to see him?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take that.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll take that.. less control, more k’s

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

not bad

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

need my daily moylan outing

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course

Moylan in.. would not be a game without him

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Moylan didn’t actually think he was goign to get the night off, did he?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Up 5

So of course we use both EOF and Moylan. They’ll have 100 appearances each at this rate.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I am hoping for 200 apiece.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least EOF pitches to only 1 batter some nights. Moylan sometimes gets sent out for multiple innings.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that

a problem?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

umm.....

this team with true leadoff could be really dangerous….. how about grady sizemore….? anyone… is he under contract…. what…??

by Hektor DiPaula on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

unless you want to trade away the farm we’re not getting sizemore

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

heyward: RBI per 3.42 AB
hinske: RBI per 2.92 AB

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Those are beautiful numbers…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Team Manager (i.e., clubhouse guy; clothes washer, etc.)

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hasn't Moylan

given up like 12 of other people’s runs this year?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, not good

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something like that...

Seems like he’s lost his touch from last season. It’s not surprising given the 80 appearances.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

The last time he threw 80+ games, he sucked for a bit then needed arm surgery. Let’s just hope he’s healthy.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's something really wrong with Moylan....

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

moylan still kinda struggling with the runners already on base

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

velocity down some

less break on his fastball, tired?

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol Pete

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

huddy’s WHIP?

"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons

by crimsonpride19 on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Should have thrown Dave

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Moylan looking sharp

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy Wagner

Is getting his hopes up right now

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck PeMo?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

didint moylan have a slow start last year too?

by ATLBRVS_19 on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Infinite ERA

But he started sharp this year.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the guy but

I want the Peter from last year back.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Venters up in the pen.

2 on, 2 out. Hart up.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Trying to get Wags that bonus money…nice to see the relivers sticking together

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Moylan must’ve gotten another tattoo or something

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Moylan under strict orders from Wags to get the lead to 3.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Dave missing badly

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Moylan needs rest...

Fastball dipping down to 88 in some cases, 80 on his last slider

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw a damn strike, Moylan!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

thank you

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

hoping for someone to rip a spine out right now.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

didja see that NCC? Not exactly a place I want to see my number, but…

by Lizziebeth on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot about your #. Maybe you’ll see it again in the number of hits for a Brave this year.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m nervous as hell

by SuperHeyward on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I confess to being quite nervous right now.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah. This.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right now…

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god get him out.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

This is not looking good...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

6-3

1st and third.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

im scared

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha nice.

Is there a reason for the 5-spot, or was it just the one that happened to be used?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I found it that way. Didn’t bother to change it.

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by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, I couldn't see a compelling reason for any particular bill.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saito and Wagner are happy

Stats to pad, and all that jazz

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

it was good pitch

everyone calm down, we’re leading

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY IS HE STAYING IN?!

by SuperHeyward on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah shit.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

If the Braves blow this lead the season is over.
 
- Nova Scotia Steve

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that as “blow this load.” Oops.

by BullManUGA on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freudian much?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

You guys hold grudges

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s fun.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

like nobody’s business

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Braves win the next seven, I know they still suck.

-Nova Scotia Steve

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 thumbs up

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm getting nervous.

Like, reallllly nervous.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Last hitter for Pete.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

come on pete

I pray to Jason Heyward every night

by JasonHeywardisGod on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Attaboy Odarp!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

PRADO!!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Odarp

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

ODARP Jump!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank god…more runs please!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHA...

he thought that was going through.

by strider15 on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

PRADOYUKEN

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Prayyyydo

almost jumped too early

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

NITRAM!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Too damn close there!

No MAS drama.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

exhale

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

END SEVENTH.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

all that means is we need to score more runs

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

that Heyward kid is probably comin up again

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fixed.
all that means is we need to WILL score more runs

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just doing my job (per siggy).

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear I saw, “…Have you been pimped today?” I thought it was an odd question.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should change it to: “Let me pump – you – up!”

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by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great grab Marteeeeeeen

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The Braves are determined to give me a heart attack....

When the defense sucked, the bullpen was lockdown. Now that the defense is awesome, we need it because the bullpen has started sucking.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

its crazy

how we have more asians than blacks

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward doesn’t count as a black man. Gods aren’t human. He just appears in this form to shield our eyes from the magnificence of his true essence.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take it easy Torii Hunter

by mj10catchit10 on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

owned

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nicely done

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

they’re not REAL Asians……

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward is clear

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mets have beaten Washington.
Cubs have one out left vs. Marlins, down 3-2.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

appreciate the updates…I don’t have 20 seconds to check myself

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kimbrel will never get an appearance while I’m watching……

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

We get some runs and you might get your wish

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, Huntsville is all about some CK right now. I live up the street from the high school he attended and they have his name splattered all over their marquis.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

TOP EIGHTH... still leading 6-3.

Brooks / Melky / Nate due up.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

i love how

the brewers broadcast stops talking umpiring when the brewers score runs, but when the braves are hitting bombs they are umpire this, umpire that.

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Long ass game. Gonna finish up in the bed. (TWSS). Night folks

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Enjoy. Cya.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

+100

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the opposite as well

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

DFSAH JSKFHN SDKFN SADJKFFKJNBSAKNFSAKP DSJKLASD

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT THE HOBO DID SOMETHING

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

haha…definitely calling him Hobo from now on

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

BROOKSY!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

brooksy

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Conrad....? WTF?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you shitting me?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Homerun! … Conrad?

by Lennox on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Conrad!

We’re gonna be left with no one in the lineup to hate on.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL…what an awful pitch

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Conrad - yes I said Conrad did that!

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by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Looney Tunes > Disney any day.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

will that shut you haters up now? lol

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

No. haha

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naaa….he’s dug a hole almost as deep as Melky has. It’ll take a lot more than that.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even a blind squirrell…

by BullManUGA on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely not, haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This team sucks…oh wait, what happened?

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve been drinking too much, could have sworn conrad just homered

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Chipper Jones PH HR

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhh we have to watch this now

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he forget the way from first base back to home?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH…seeing Melky in there just really pissed me off.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

+19873561263453

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

STUGEFJURF HRSFJIYRVN OUTBKItERjKKtGsksu HOLY SHIT!!!! FYIREFNKyEDVkOY TEFN

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

didn’t know you were fluent in Swedish.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was speaking Icelandic.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy Wagner is NOT amused.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That was unexpectedly cool.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha wtf

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I KNOW THAT GUY!!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

my hair’s shorter

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost back to back right there

by Can't buy me runs on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

that really looked fair

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that was close!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky trying to fool us with that near homer… strikes out looking

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

THATS

the melkman we know and love

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

thats more like it

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky back to normal

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m liking the diverse facepalms tonight

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Expanding our horizons

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a doozey waiting for a night when we reeeeallly need one.
Hopefully I won’t use it until 2011.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, now you've got me interested

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWHS

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a cultured site……

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckin’ A.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

conrad-melky-nate…..and we scored a run

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s just our night

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s when you know things are going well

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish Mclouth

would just level a swing and he would get more hits

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I was just about to say Nate should switch to the PGA, he loves one handed swings in the dirt

by Can't buy me runs on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

……….what game? huh?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

tex vs. oak

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm....

Why are you reporting on that game?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep an eye on all Braves alum

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

WALK to NATE. 1 out. Prado next… then you-know-who.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Prince Fielder looks bored..and like he wants a piece of cake.

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval ate it all.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What You said

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fortunately his shirt has room to grow into.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha…it’s like XXXXXL

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The cake is a lie

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve still never played that game.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

loser.

Orange Box was like $15 over the holidays

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have orange box, noob. But Portal is the only game of the three I haven’t played.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great way to eat two hours

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Play it.

It only takes 4 hours to beat. It’s well worth it. One of the most awesome games ever…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got way too much other shit that I’m in the middle of that I need to finish first…even if it is 4 hours. Assassin’s Creed 2, Modern Warfare 2, Dragon Age, Fallout 3…just got Splinter Cell…Alan Wake and Read Dead come out next week.

I need a life.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got 3D Dot Game Heroes today.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the deal with that game?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

blatant old school zelda rip off with some pretty hilarious humor and steep difficulty.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know how people at the office pretend like they have so much work to do, which is why they can’t do a small favor? That’s like you with your itenerary of video games. Loser.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right…like you’re not on XBL every night too.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know all about the “too many games, too little time” thing. I’ve got half a dozen Xbox 360 games that I bought Black Friday last year – still unopened.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Mass Effect 2 and Dead Space received as gifts, yet I still only play Left 4 Dead 2 every night

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude…you really need to play both of those. Fucking great games. Mass Effect 2 might be my favorite game on 360.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really want a day

Where I have like 5-6 hrs to completely obliterate, and I will tear into ME2 and Miranda Lawson with the fist of an angry nerd ready to use the phrase fist of an angry god.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

With all the new games coming out, and games that I still have yet to finish…the thing I’m looking forward to most is my second playthrough of ME2.

They changed alot of the RPG elements, but I think it’s for the better. It’s just so fucking good.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have LFD2?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got Mass Effect 2 unopened, as well.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you played the first one?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Second best sci-fi RPG ever (KOTOR wins that).

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

And since you’ve played the first one I have no idea what’s talking you so long to play the second one. You’re shunned until you start.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been busy with….life. Damn life!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You post on OTs

You have no life.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Braves games are on, sure. I still tend to miss 1-2 games per week, though. I suppose I could sacrifice watching the Braves games and commenting here to make time for my Xbox 360 games. Would you have me do that?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was just a joke

We’re all posting on the OT.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dead Space is like 15 hours too, definitely get on that. Very fun.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

unacceptable

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly you didn't watch enough Full House

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha i remember that

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yessssss 1 possible runner for Heyward. If Martin vidros’s here, I’ll cry.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

DONT GIDP PRADO

or braves fans everywhere will cry

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

hey guys!

glad to see us winning !!!

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

1 month from tonight

Braves @ Bullseye Field

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOT

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr Bevedere stories now

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Belvedere

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

Remember the episode where Wesley got pissed at Mr. Belvedere for making him do his homework, so he called INS and then they actually showed up at the end of the episode? Very special episode, indeed.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 on for Heyward.....bwahahahaha

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  


"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado

wants to give Heyward more RBI

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

thaaats what praydo needs to keep doing

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man…time for Heyward to break it open.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

TWBS

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Uh oh Brewers….cue Jaws music!

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

2 runners on for Heyward

:)
:-)
=]
8)

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yay

Prado!

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

annnnnndddddd here we go

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado with another!

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, this team is awful, they all suck, they can’t do…

hmmm…maybe I should save this stuff for tomorrow…

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Gallardo vs Lowe…

/covers eyes

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I will not be in attendance for that one

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

not with HanRam

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWHS?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

J Hey is the thinnest 240 guy I know.

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Because he’s a freakin giant!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

its sad a professional athlete couldnt bench 185 once

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

but he can shoot like a mad man!!!

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

serious?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

at that NBA camp in Chicago for players entering the draft…couldnt do it

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty sure a lot of baseball players can’t either

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

really – makes him look even taller.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-1…..

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Good hitter’s count…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another RBI for Jason….ho hum

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI! I’ll take it

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too: fantasy point!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward doesn’t vidro…silly Brewers!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nic job. Works as a sac fly!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  


Fielder’s choice.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

NO VIDRO FOR YOU!

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward hits into a FC? Lies!!! If Heyward does its a Hitter’s Choice

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

It was (Prince) Fielder’s choice to get out of the way at first base.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

#22 scores Prado!

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Did they not give him an RBI?

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn’t quite the exciting 3 run upper decker i was looking for but got the run in and always hustling

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward RBI groundout: Disappointment
Any other Brave RBI groundout: SUCCESS!

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

1957, if you ask some of the Debbie Downers around here

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last august

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

this brewers broadcast is putting me to sleep

they don’t like Braves offense. Talking about umpires is more interesting apparently

by jjhova12 on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Why

would they like the Braves offense, just sayin’?

by HEYJUDE on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mac plunked again. wtf

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

oh crap

be okay, Brian… Be okay…

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay Hey has 8 less RBI than the league leader in 30 less AB’s

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

word

all while missing a week and hitting 6th or 7th in our hapless offense.

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

do we need to hit Fielder now?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

It would either bounce off or disappear.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing hurts the blob

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the elbow….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Technically speaking, every time Prince handles the ball, is that not a Fielder’s choice?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

HA!

+1

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Payback for Braun? Or just a shitty pitcher?

My money’s on shitty pitcher

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that one didn’t look intentional. But Hanson didn’t hit Braun intentionally, and Davis retaliated against Mac for it very intentionally last night. Now that they’ve hit Mac again, intentional or not – I say we hit Prince Fielder to retaliate for that.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still want that brawl

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

save it for tommorrow

only way Lowe can take down Gallardo

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Minor night baby!

Same question as over there: anyone in here see Minor pitch in 2010?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

so..

over/under 4.5 runs off LOLowe tomarrow

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Jordan Schafer

2-5, 1 double, 1 run.. from the lead off spot!

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Chip has been slobbering all over Gallardo all night.

Can we give him a loss? I think we can.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Two on, two out. Glaus vs. Suppan. 8-3.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus is about to go yard again.

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus with more RBIs!!!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus with some luck!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

If bengie molina

is playing LF, then maybe

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that didn’t end up a triple…

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang….I was close! haha

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  


"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME MV F’ing P

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Him and Hinske get it. Maybe Huddy too.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I am ok with this development

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this 1 is O-V-R

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Iron Man Troy! His 22nd RBI!

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

like the attempt for the diving catch but that was terrible

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus sucks, we need to DFA him before…

Damn it, I can’t bang on anyone tonight

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Theres always McClouth

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus swings a sequioa tree

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

BEAST MODE:

[ON] off

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOVE this. Very clever.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Let's Pump. You. Up!

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats about right Matty D

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

END Top Eighth

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

so what do u think the lineup should be with everyone healthy

by ccoolguy2003 on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

as stated earlier

Prado
Heyward
Chipper
Mac
Glaus
Hinske/Yunel
Yunel/Hinske
Mclouth
Pitcher

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I second this whole heartedly!

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

switch Heap and Glaus and I’m good

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gotta go folks. It’s been awesome. Tell Bobby not to blow this somehow, OK?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

keep it coming

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made this one last night

But I can’t wait until Friday or whenever he starts next

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s really crumbled under that pressure tonight…wait, what?

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward is too much pressure for the 3 hole

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott and I were getting attacked in the other thread about this…..we both wanted chipper 2nd, heyward 3rd

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

He’s not hitting any HRs, damn’t! He would’ve hit 3 HRs tonight if Bobby had just left him in the 7 hole.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

People who will claim Glaus sucks in the game recap thread:

Over or under 4.5?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno….I can think of at least 4 in particular who will try to claim he sucks.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm…defense has been great tonight, hitting the cover off the ball…yeah, I’ll still take the over

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOTTOM EIGHTH... and it's too late for Milwaukee.

Saito pitching.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY IS SAITO PITCHING WITH A 7 RUN LEAD?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

when

was the last time he pitched

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Already warmed up

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was probably already getting loose when we started scoring. now if wagner comes in next inning we’ve got a problem

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

9th

I’d like to see Kimbrell in the 9th

by KLB on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,well……. I still want to see Kimbrel.

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know it's easy to pick on them but:

melky, mclouth, mattyD: 0 for 5
rest of lineup: 14 for 31, .452

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

i can’t tell if you’re joking or not

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

does it matter

those numbers are easy to believe

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we could get a Sizemore or someone similar to that mold to lead off we’d be a very, very scary team/.

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

you guys are gonna go blind

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d trade my first born for that….well, not really. But I would trade my wife

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

CLEAN UP IN THE GAME THREAD!!!

No rosterbation in public please.

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

His name is Jordan. We will see him in a few months.

by ShawnG on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schafer?

Posted this over on the minor league thread, but who does he replace? Cabrera or McLouth?

by KLB on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either one…does it matter?

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really, but which one are the Braves more likely to give up on? I guess McLouth seems to be a little better defensively.

by KLB on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trade Melky for a can of Skoal

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

God has a well developed sense of irony.

2009: McCLouth replaces Schafer
2010: Schafer replaced McClouth

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you live in Gwinnette, you might…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

For someone who points out everyone else’s spelling errors, you never spell “Gwinnett” right. noob.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s my Achilles heel. Whenever I type it, I always think “is this it? No, that doesn’t look right. Screw it!”

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lies!

Huddy isn’t allowed to get wins. It’s against the rules. Look it up in the rule book….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi gang. Sorry I’m late. I had a softball game tonight.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

we’re getting no hit

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus is really terrible tonight.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

0 for 9 with 7 GIDP

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

19 LOB, right?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

you got it

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

21

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see that nobody was on base for his HR. Stupid Glaus doesn’t know the proper times to hit HRs!!!

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

He sucks so much that he even manages to fuck up his HRs. DFA HIS ASS!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really killed the rally that was about to take place

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That one never gets old. Actually, no frenchy quotes do.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw that. I wanted to go back in time, to the moment the ball left his bat and Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V some of Sanchez’ recent posts about his lack of power.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He never said what he said though

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He never does.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 more XBHs tonight. Remember to bring that up when he starts in about Glaus sucking in the game recap thread.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s already backtracked from that.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Intramural Softball FTW!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec league. Get it right!

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too good to play for your unit? :P

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I coached/played my unit to the base championship last season. The season starts up again in 2 weeks, but I will be at CST living the Army life before going to Afghanistan.

Nice try though! :)

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you’ll give the Tally the Commando treatment.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fired M-16 for the first time ever today – shot a 38. 10 of my 12 “misses” were in the waist. I was kinda pissed at myself. All but one of my misses were shot at the 300 yard targets.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lot’s of vital organs in the mid-section don’t ya know?

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

For realz. That haji wouldn’t be getting up any time soon! I was going for the femural artery!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you win?

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Let's Pump. You. Up!

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the 15-run rule…we were pretty much amazing tonight.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats. So were our Bravos!

Curious: Do they call it softball because the balls are softer or because they’re larger?

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Let's Pump. You. Up!

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Softer, but that didn’t stop one from splitting my finger open tonight. I play SS, and I slapped down on a hard ground ball (quicker release for me to try to catch and throw all in one motion), and the ball hit me square on the tip of the finger right on my freshly cut fingernails.

OUCH!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’ll take forever to heal. Ouch is right.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Let's Pump. You. Up!

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sucks out loud…. may as well sign off.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You on the team with Eric Byrnes?

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I benched him.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waiting for Milledge jokes

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn…I missed it, what happened

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weeks

Just noticed he has the Sheffield bat swagger.

by KLB on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

if we dont get a new thread my computer is gonna meltdown

by ATLBRVS_19 on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice backwards K on Mcutcheon

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL'd

RACISTSSSS!!!!!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

please

you got racist of the night with your 50 cent video game comment

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly I missed the joke, because I didn’t even understand what the picture was about.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s because your taste in television shows is horrendous.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I call it sophistication

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep thinking that. You’ve obviously never seen the BEST. SHOW. EVAR.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing

with 50 cent is the best

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

How dare you compare Omar to 50 cent!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that wraps up the eighth inning...

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

he leads the league in crappy haircuts

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s awesome.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That DOB Twitter feed comes in handy, eh?

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, except this Twitter app on my blackberry is extremely annoying. My phone beeps every time I get a tweet from someone (every 2 seconds).

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, the question is, does he have as many as Miguel Cabrera???

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously…I’m sorry, but how stupid are people that they want to cut a guy after a month? It’s like they’ve never watched baseball before.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

In their defense, starting Hinske is the right call to make – just not at 1B.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never argued with the fact that he needs more playing time

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nor did I…just the fact that Glaus needed less was my point of contention.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

F YOU AND YOU’RE YOUR FAMILY

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop being effective Saito

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Another night...

another TC Game Thread comments record broken!

Can you imagine what a playoff game would be like here? I guess we’ll have to wait until October to find out.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

8500?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fighting Power 1,000,000?!?!

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

playoffs

PLAYOFFS! I just wish we could win a game

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playoffs??!

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

and theeeere it is. I was waiting on this.

and +1 for adding a title

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just being polite.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Most of it is making fun of 10-4’s computer, comparing Street Fighters, and everyone dragging out their grudges

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

a Glaus hit is usually good for a nice 150 comments or so

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

So THAT explains the new records…because, you know, Glaus rakes.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s a baller. those line drives had to drop eventually

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You – Preacher
Me – Choir

Seriously though. It didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that Glaus was hitting the ball better than anyone – and I mean ANYONE – to inlcude the Rookie.

The Rook was making more contact, but Glaus was hitting lazers all over the place.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got that SLG up over 400 now.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I played as mo boy DeeJay for a match last night. Good to have him back.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't a joke about Rickie Weeks is it?

Racist!!!!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

no, I actually did play as him

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot has to do with how well we all (well, most of us) get along and banter back and forth. It makes the games “hella fun!”

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s picked up around here like gangbusters. I remember when we didn’t even have open threads for games.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang…that was even before MY time!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere – like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ sideways 8 - especially if that was from memory.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish…I’ve got it linked for quick access. Great scene.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The year was 19-dickety-2. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser stole our word thirty. I chased him for dickety miles.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are you laughing at fatty! too much pie, that’s your problem

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old TC's comments sections

Required manual refreshing to see the new stuff

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

My old computer required that too.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, I think that is still a step of from 10-4’s computer.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

SuperHeyward..

you better show up tomorrow. You’re the reason we keep winning.

by strider15 on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Hudson's!

"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons

by crimsonpride19 on May 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

NATE / PRADO / HEYWARD… I’ve heard this song before…

Everybody together now: “I LIKE CROOKED NUMBERS”

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Correction — Infante, Brooks, then … I dunno.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s it – thx.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Fuck this team. They only won by 7 and Brian McCann is awful at the plate.”

-Nova Scotia Steve

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Let’s pile on that douche

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don't

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we at least kick him off the wagon when the wins start?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shouldn't justify this

But I’ll be “Diego of Sealand”

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops

reply fail

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I was gonna say, “WTF???”

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to get another account called New Brunswick Sam to just refute anything he says

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Can I be British Columbia Frank?

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I changed my mind. Prince Edward Island Ed

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I want to be uber nerdy, I guess I should go with Lord British Columbia

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna be Nunavut Nate

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking this

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha rec

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I am not ready to say that these guys can hit after only one good game – even thought most of them have careers of hitting and only 3 weeks of not hitting…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you need to stay for the recap to fight off the Green Trolls

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It takes at least 3 of us to do that. But, I will do my part!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else notice the wet blankets have stayed away tonight?

I guess we pumped too much sunshine for them to handle.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Let's Pump. You. Up!

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Always seems to work out that way.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you’re not tired, wait around a little for the Recap. A few of them show up and pick the box score for anything they can hate on.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I keep trying to be negative, but every time I do, somebodt drives in a run

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nate’s up…now’s a good time to slip in a negative comment!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

reverse jinx ftw!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I regret getting a bit pissy last night in the GT, but it was more than I could take.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Let's Pump. You. Up!

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

fjhfyufvhgmcvjhfgcgjvc angryface

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHIP

why does he never learn?!?!

by lingsched on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Infante been showing some power the past week or so

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Omar gave it a ride… 1 down.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting fact from the Giants game

Juan Uribe
Last 6 plate appearances… 26 pitches ZERO swings
5 walks

by jjhova12 on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a Greg Norton stat.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

D wright 9 straight ab w/ a K

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brooks is leaning in a bit too much for Suppan’s liking.
WALK.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

/banned

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

What is with all the luck

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

it has to fall the other way at some point. Kelly Johnson is proving that this year.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

MELKY gets a two-cushion shot!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Thata boy Brooks!

took third too.

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, even Melky did something positive.

Same some for tomorrow damn it!!!

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, let Troy hit again!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Nate and Marteeen….we could get 5 Heyward ABs in 1 night if you keep it alive!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

NOW Nate’s up… 1st & third, 1 down.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Paper Update

Nine pages down. One left. Hit the wall. However if Melky can get a hit I can push on…

by mj10catchit10 on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

If we hold on, the Braves will be 6-0 in games where Melky didn’t start.

by Lennox on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

that can't be right

we won a title in 95 without him

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that, is a fucking stat

by BraveSaluki on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

McLouth needs to walk so Prado can hit a GS two nights in a row.

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a s#!t about the rules?!?

by TennKen on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that'll work.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even the 9th spot in the order has two hits tonight.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't forget to give Melky his props..

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Let's Pump. You. Up!

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate needs a hit here...

would suck to be the only guy on the team without a hit tonight.

by letsgobravos on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

PRADO....

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

CORRECTION - 1st and 2nd

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ricky Weeks is god-awful

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

weeks is playing?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose you could call it that...

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I definitely googled black baseball players with dreads to keep this going

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 good sir

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY Nate!!!

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Brewers Defense

Weeks and Escobar have been atrocious tonight. Laughable.

by KLB on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Worst middle infielders EVAR. I’m dying laughing at this.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man Weeks is terrrrrrrible

by SuperHeyward on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn’t get to post anything tonight cuz I got alot of work that I need to get catched up on but I gotta say that the team is starting to come along very nicely. Looks like we are going to win this series and possibly a sweep. good win

by Braves24 on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Lowe vs. Gallardo tomorrow. Be happy with 2 out of 3.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, but we can root for a sweep!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Chip, Hinske, and Heyward hitting…/we have a shot

by ShawnG on May 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado
Heyward
Chipper
Glaus
Hinske
Ross
Infante
McLouth/Melky

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

DLW

pump it up!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the way the offense is playing right now, if they don’t show up for Derek Fuckin Lowe, I call shenanigans.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also known as I don’t get anything done at work game.

by KLB on May 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously? oh man, zero productivity tomorrow

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

meaning I get to act like one of our students…

by Lizziebeth on May 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hold office hours 12-1 PDT.

What’s that? How do you do a t-test on these data? Hold on just a second, we’re about to do a Heyward test on the Brewers.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I am after watching this team play horrible the past two weeks but hey there is always a chance

by Braves24 on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to hustle Nate! I loved that.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha..Joe comparing us not having Chipper to them not having Braun

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t you do it Marteeen. We need Heyward to get his nightly 3-run HR.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

wouldn’t that be some shit? No grand slams in a year and a half and we hit 2 on back-to-back nights.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe you are correct (Infante).

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

now they changed it.

it said 2 outs for about the first 7 pitches of prados AB

by awix on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

think Odarp is trying to go to right?

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHA way to go Brewers fans!!!

by strider15 on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

That fan is a douche awesome!

FTFY

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

85

I mean really, do the 20 seconds of research, then make up your own number

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

souvenir for the wigger!

When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........

by UMDBHIK on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

good lord Prado…what is this like 15 pitches?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s practicing for his inevitable leadoff role

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

13

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

unreal...

…love that guy. Definitely need to buy a Prado and Medlen t-shirt jersey

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like everyone involved in the great Prado/KJ debate was right…except for those who used the words “He sucks” when talking about either one of them.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 pitches so far!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado

is like Werth freaking foul ball machine

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

prads giving that section all the souvenirs they want

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Because taking RBI away from Heyward is a capital offense in all 50 states

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

JASON HEYWARD ONE MORE AB!!!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

HEYWARD HUNGRY! for RBIs

by SuperHeyward on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Heyward! Even the Brewers fans want you to hit it out!

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Suppan doesn’t really wanna throw a strike here!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah you big puss. THROW HIM A FREAKIN STRIKE.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

-2

Ross pinch hitting…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward’s OBP is gonna be .500 at this rate

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward is bored with that PA

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Ross up here

Mac with the rest of the night off

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

and tomorrow as well. nice job by Bobby to get Ross an AB before the game tomorrow. Does that better than everyone.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

wish he would not give melky so many abs

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that pisses me off….probably the only reason I stayed up

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He had me for a split second….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWING and a HIGH FLY BALL but

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man…I thought Ross was about to hit a slam!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

End Top NINTH. 11-3. Venters to clean up the mess.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

ross’ hit looked a lot better than that

by bravesrgonnawinitall on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

too high

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no

NSS is gonna use that in the recap.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK HIS FAMILY!!!

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it, Ross sucks ass, cut that worthless piece of…

Left…arm…numb…chest…pain…

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT IM STILL MAD THAT THEY STILL WALKED HEYWARD

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

yeah. don’t make fun of me.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

next time

he can just swing at the shitty pitches they throw him

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Brewers fans! We can still win thi.....

ROFL! I can’t say it without cracking up….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW I was wrong about Prado too.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

A lot of us were…but there is still time to be right!

:)

Nah, I was GLADLY WRONG about Prado – Although, I would STILL prefer KJ…but that is due to my mancrush on him more than anything else.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you know me!

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t listen to advice from an asshole like me! What the hell is wrong with you? I’m a complete moron! I mean, if I jumped off a bridge, would you follow me?

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if you tied a rop to my ankle without me noticing.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOTTOM NINTH

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahahahahah!

Where you going Jim?!?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

1 out!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Venters is freakin nasty

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Venters

Cheesing after that K

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah good ole Edmonds

Could always Strikeout with the best

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

just thought about this, in a few years could we have an all, all star outfield. with johnson, heyward and schafer

by bravesrgonnawinitall on May 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

johnson = cody johnson? he’s probably the weakest link.

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cody Johnson + 0 = Not a major leaguer
Cody Johnson + plate discipline = Adam Dunn

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cody Johnson hates baseball?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. With a passion.

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cody Johnson + plate discipline – giant holes in swing = Adam Dunn

by Lennox on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche’

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

young…like 21 I wanna say

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i say we use him as trade bait.

by bravesrgonnawinitall on May 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

That was dirtier than the bathroom at Kinko’s. Go Ventures!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t you mean Pop Copy?

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah I suck toes

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yo, I am the manager!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Customers? Fuck ’em!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmm….NOW THAT LOOKS POOPY!

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Juuuuusssssstttt a bit outside……

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA that pitch was awesome

by SuperHeyward on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

oops

prince isn’t there anymore

by atl192485 on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 strike away...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

And that’s the ball game!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

3,000 COMMENTSSSSSSSSSSSS

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

good lord, haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ you guys need lives. I’m only here to moderate.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know you ♥ us

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weak excuse…there are no less than 2 mods here at any given time, besides yourself.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if Matt is here with Danny

I don’t have those powers yet. Gondeee says it’s all part of “the big plan”

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit. Why’d you have to go helping him out?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone has to help keep you pleibians in line

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll play nice, daddy. We promise!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re here because you’re now too fat to leave your mom’s basement without a crane hoisting you out. What are you, 750 now? 800? Prince Fielder?

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Don’t be a dick. I’m down to 499. P90X.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you just -sauce something?

by Lizziebeth on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one said you could come back

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINAL SCORE - BRAVES WIN

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

SOMEONE SET HIM FREE!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no! You glass bitch!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clean that shit up before my dad gets home.

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will kick you in the tights and you will fall down. You are very top heavy.

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

back when Dane Cook was funny

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember those days…then he started making movies…ugh…

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

Where does all the offense come from? I WANT MOAR

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

One of my favs.

I need to find my own celebratory gif or .mpeg

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty sure I stole this from someone else, but yes…everyone needs to have their own celebratory pic/gif

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You missed the .mpeg joke.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't

If you tried posting mpegs, I would ban you faster than 1.21 jiggwatts

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sex Drive, anyone??? Helloooooooo.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am married.

Hence, no sex drive. Ever. For the rest of my life. How married couples have kids is beyond me.

by cavebird on May 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

We’re paying a guy 15 mil a year and we have 2 guys (Meds, Venters) in our bullpen that are better than him….FML

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

BRAVES WIN! BRAVES WIN! BRAVES WIN!

It’s been real everybody. Day game tomorrow.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Let's Pump. You. Up!

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

rec

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Mmmmmmmmmm......

Tasty Ryan Braun soul….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Rainbow Llamasaurus also loves the tasty tears of unfathomable sadness from the Brewers’ fans.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should not revel in the fact that Braun could not play. We did not win this game with honor!

Real baseball teams take the BEST that the opponent has to offer. Hell, we should have thrown this game, just because Braun wasn’t in it.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

+A Zillion

Yeah….made up numbers. Real numbers don’t exist to signify how much PLUS that should be. Just awesome….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

get some, llamasaurus.

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on May 12, 2010 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, last time I tried to post this I failed miserably…well done

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward

.300 BA, .423 OBP, 1.034 OPS, 27 RBI. Yawn.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

pfft

My sister put those numbers up with one arm and one leg

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could do it blindfolded

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s ok, but we really should have kept Reid Gorecki

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

perfect example

of a guy most braves fans will never remember having

by MacsGlasses on May 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

not much to remember

a cup of coffee and not much hitting

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you’ve ever met him, trust me, you will never forget the uber-pimp

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’d be surprised at the knowledge you find around these parts…but you are right. MOST would not remember.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

More so, people forget we had Brian Barton

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

crabman?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crabman was alot friendlier than Barton

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

The Crab is Shev Chandrapaul.

by cavebird on May 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

traded for Blaine Boyer

That guy had an electric arm, just could not throw strikes

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t we just get him back last year?

Did he get cut?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

we released him after last year, I think he may be in the Dodgers organization now

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed that one…thanks for the 411!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember Jason Perry?

and his triple in his first AB…..then shit until he dissapeared forever

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anthony Lerew

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brad Clontz.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will never forget him

Because he always reminded me of Lash Laroux

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Offensive Hangover tomorrow..

DO NOT WANT!!

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on May 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s kick their ass tomorrow….Oh wait, D Lowe is pitching….

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

i have an interview at 10:30 tomorrow morning. I’m gonna DVR the game

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I don’t start my new job til Monday. I’m partying here all week!!!!!

by kreese555 on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starting a Long Term Sub position at my HS tomorrow…I’ll be late to the party

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real job? Pssh.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

My schedule tomorrow:
9-10 Topology
10-11 Quantum Groups. Check watch at 10:10 and note game has started.
11 Return to office, start watching game.
12-1 Don’t get mad at students if they come in during office hours when I’m trying to watch the game
1 Kick students out to watch end of game

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stat analyst. I work at home beehatch!

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a real job, but thanks to budget cuts the person I shared an office with was fired…hence, plenty of time to surf the net

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would that actually help? What company would still check browser history for that?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delete browser history after every day, duh.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just meant that it’s possible to monitor what websites the tracking is coming from more efficiently, and in a way that you can’t get around so easily.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on May 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a master of alt+tab whenever someones walks into my office.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a good skill to have.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fire the 9MM tomorrow, but I will be in around 1200 CST – so yeah, I will be here – as long as someone doesn’t start infringing upon freedom.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hush, you.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Norton is on your mind an aweful lot today.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is. Awesome has the “e”, not awful.

Damn. “Es” are killing me tonight.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinske

with the post game interview, nice guy

by UltimaParadox on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

player of the game according to the terrible Brewers announcers…I can’t disagree!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok D-Lowe. Let’s try to not suck Llamasaurus dick tomorrow. Please?

by JadedMayberry on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

That is an image I did not want.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on May 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow Ryan Langerhans is hitting .143 but has an OPS over .800. And he is batting 5th for the Ms. I don’t know what is more amazing.

by yondaime4 on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I always wish we had hung onto that guy. Saw that he hit a bomb today.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was always good at D.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not just good..we’re talking one of the best defensive OF UZR has ever seen

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go on…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, that’s pretty much it.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now that I went and looked it up I see that he wasn’t nearly as good as I’m making him out to be. I fail.

Still, great glove.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aj and Guit are the best UZR, IIRC.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lmao…where the hell did you get that?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on May 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winnar.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves win followed by a little Passion Pit? WIN.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

If Gallardo hopes to win tomorrow, he'd better pray he pitches a complete game.....

We’ve absolutely murdered the Brewers’ bullpen. They’re all dead now.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Chipper should NOT play tomorrow.

At this point, we’re better of letting him rest until we get back home. Don’t mess with what’s clicking right now.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Let's Pump. You. Up!

by NCChopper on May 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Ewing Effect

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need Yunel to get back so that Infante can play 2B and and Prado 3B…HR aside, Conrad is pretty awful

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

but, but…that was a sweet defensive play he made early in the game. Why you hatin’ on Brooksie?

Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on May 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

True…good stab, terrible throw

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Off to play GTA IV and consume more alcohol.

Until tomorrow ladies and gents. I bid you all good night.

by strider15 on May 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

360?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

gamertag

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice, will send FR

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brent1990

Gay… yes… but I ain’t changing it for fucking 12 dollars.

by strider15 on May 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i paid the money to change mine, no worries

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on May 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

loser

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby interview saying he'll keep Heyward in the top of the order

because of his on base percentages right now.

Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Let's Pump. You. Up!

by NCChopper on May 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

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