Open Thread 5/10: Braves at Brewers #2
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hitit tobraun!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Life....
u fail at it :P
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Hey a walk is just as good as a hit for the Bravos.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
Chance Tommy lays down the bunt successfully?
10%? 20%?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
60% of the time, it works every time.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why Nate is better than Diaz right now...
even though he’s hitting like shit he can still take walks. Diaz doesn’t know what the fuck a walk is.
Exactly.
Also why Melky is better than Matt now
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Matty walked once….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember two weeks ago when he Diaz drew a walk on 5 pitches?
I almost fell out of my chair.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
TOMMY BUNTED SUCCESSFULLY!! CALL THE PRESS!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
Tommy actually got a bunt down!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
Not only that, but on a successful bunt too.
by Ivan the Great on May 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
omp?
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
/facepalm
of course…
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
I went to take a piss after Nate walked and now he’s on second with 1 out…what happened?
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s-ac?
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He astrally projected himself to second.
by Ivan the Great on May 10, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You get a gold star for mentioning astral projections.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Every freaking game feels like we are helping the other team get a no hitter.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
I wouldn't complain
If the Braves win 1-0, getting no-hit but the run unearned for the victory
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
theres a reason it feels that way
cause we getting no hit through five every game
Every pitcher in baseball has the potential to no hit our lineup.
It’s that bad. I bet opposing pitchers get really pissed when they play us and their turn in the rotation doesn’t come up.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
*sigh…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
NVM
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Prado is back baby
at least we can say 1.000 in RISP today
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
RUN!!!!
BRAVES LEAD! BRAVES LEAD! BRAVES LEAD!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
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what pants?
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
RUNS!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
WE’RE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
It was planned ALL ALONG
Hanson plunks Braun who now can’t throwwwwwwwww
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Can’t throw at all…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew there was a plan!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks alot you fucking debbie downer!!!!!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
your’e a buzz kill.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
bpk22840 = Buzz P. Killington, from Mc Gaheysville, VA
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
how long did it take you to look that one up?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
30 seconds…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn’t paying attention. Too busy thinking of shitty former Braves to make new screen names from
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Time well spent.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
DanKolb’sBabyMamma
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure doesn't hurt, though
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m actually not. You’ll notice I was elated at Matt’s catch, Prado’s hit, etc., but to say that that one hit just turned everything around is way ridiculous.
He wasn't serious.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how even the word is immediately self-explanatory now.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
that’s how we roll
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Meme factory?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS GAME IS OVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bravesforever16 on May 10, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A run. Hanson will be right back. He just crapped his pants.
What does that "1" nexxt to ATL in the scorebox
stand for?
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
1 hit batter
Hanson nailed Braun earlier
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Chipper with only 8 RBI, but hitting near .300 with RISP…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
What are these runs everyone is speaking of?
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 10, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
Why are these guys not sitting on the curve…?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
It's been that kind of year
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I don’t have 20 seconds…what’s Davis at pitch count wise?
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80something
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
point taken
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm kind of surprised here...
the Brewers fans over on brewcrewball are kinda douchy. I expected more from them.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Go on…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
they act like the Brewers are god’s gift to the world or something.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s the anti-Heyward
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Brewers are. The Brewers are not.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on May 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
That does surprise me a bit, too
I’ve always found Wisconsinites to be very nice.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Who?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
and he throws a curveball 2 seconds later
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Big Red
says f*ck you! #5
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
BEAUTIFUL DP!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
HOLY FUCK DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
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He sure didn’t throw that one into CF!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
The glasses!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I did call this in the game thread either yesterday or Saturday….I forget which day. I said his depth perception has probably been off.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah!
He can now see 2B.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
No he just threw it hoping someone would catch it.
by MBL1 on May 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
YOU’RE FUCKING OUT!
-Kenny Powers
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
No idea. But I just got Season 1 on Netflix, and I love it!

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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
hey...
that pic looks familiar….
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
they just started filming it in late april in Puerto Rico which is supposed to be Mexico
by bravesfan203 on May 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That show is great. “I have the arm that throws it fast as fuck.”
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i don't understand this...
but it looks funny
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCjR2Lw6Ig8&NR=1
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
Winning!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to pee
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for sharing, Scott.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Habs force a game 7.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
by UMDBHIK on May 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
with Halak and their trap game you never know
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
rec
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit...
You called it.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
quick, somebody get this man a cookie.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha Mac looks like a dork with those glasses. :)
by MBL1 on May 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Did anyone else get the feeling that Kenny Powers is based on John Rocker?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
I use that music for getting in the zone...
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
TROY FUCKING GLAUS!!!!!!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Game Thread MVP
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
we should add Kotsay’s wife to this. (joking)
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT ONE WASN'T A SINGLE!!!!
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DFA Glaus
NAO11
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
WOO! I guess that means that Justin bought that shirt, right?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Not a chance.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Did RoyHobbs ever get back to you on that? I’m still waiting to pay him via PayPal.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
GLAUUUUUUUUS!
STFU, Mr. Sanchez!!!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
WHAAAAT was that??
What happens when the ball goes over the fence like that? Is it a do over? Do we have to pay for a new baseball?
Pay for a new baseball….lol
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT UP BITCHES
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
LOL
This one is fantastic, I forgot about it.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
His eyes and grin creep me out on that pic.
He’s like…“Imma eat yo kidney out now…”
by soup du jour on May 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Mac and cheese?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on May 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope they pay for that obviously intentional HBP....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously
I saw that one coming so far away.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
holy crap Doug Davis I’m going to kill you.
by MBL1 on May 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Lame
Davis retaliating is NOTHING like Hanson beaning. That’s like comparing a sledgehammer to one of these:

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I like it
when the bullpens clear, I think Moylan could knock someone out
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Aussies are good at brawling.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS! OT: I got a new job today AND an ant just crawled in my keyboard
Wait….did something happen noteworthy?
How did I miss this?!
Congrats on the ant!
by soup du jour on May 10, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, glad I could be of service :-)
It’s a really cool serving job too, I wait a minute holy shit Prado just hit a granny baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Melky homers here...
we’re gonna need one 3 new threads
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
what about a 2B?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
if Melky homers
my wife is gonna need a new laptop.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s losing. If there are two things I hate, it’s losing and getting cancer.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Damn't...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
FIRE SNITKER!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Heap going for a jog. :-\
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
I think that's his top speed.
Unfortunately.
by soup du jour on May 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the vehicle’s top speed
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEND HIM…jesus christ Snitker is a fucking moron this year
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That was dumb
Mac is not very fast.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing. Absolutely horrible.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
jesus christ Snitker is a fucking moronthis year
FTFY. Remember his epic FUBAR with Matty against the Marlins last year?
Not off the top of my head, but I’ll take your word on it
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Why did he send Heap? I knew he was going to get out when he touched 3rd base.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Fucking fire Snitker already.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
did you catch the Molina running home slow mo on ESPN? Heap reminded me of it.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Fire Snitker.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
After that decision,
I agree.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Nitram ran through his stop sign yesterday and scored without a throw too.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I loved that.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
If by “moment” you mean all season, then yes.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Base coaches don’t slump – they make bad decisions.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Not quite
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
still, no reason to wave the catcher home with 0 outs.
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
stop it! pessimism or bust!
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh lordy
Watching Heap make that turn, all I could say is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
He looked like
a helicopter with a bent propeller
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Sent Mac with the ball just behind 1B in Week’s hands.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Why the heck was Mac going home? Snitker, I’m going to kill you along with davis.
by MBL1 on May 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
With 0 outs - that wasn't the wisest thing I've seen.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Never make the 1st or 3rd out at 3rd base, but can’t the same be said for home?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Why on earth would you wave BMac home...
With nobody out that was completely retarded. BMac had no prayer unless they made a terrible throw. Not scoring that run better not come back to bite us.
I thought it was a good idea
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Listen guys...
Insult him all you want, but if you were Snitker and thought we could get a THIRD… count it THIRD run in this game… you would have been shitting your pants and sending him too. :)
Not with 0 outs and Mac running. I certainly would not have sent him.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
this
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
We got it anyway
despite him.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF
Braves executing a squeeze???
Bobby have too many High Lifes today?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
He’s developed a bipolar disorder, feels like.
First Melky batting third, now a squeeze.
by Ivan the Great on May 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
SQUEEZE ATTEMPT!!!
I love it!!!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Yah
That was cool.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Hmm…I dunno about that play
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
Yup…safe by a mile.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF??!?!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
“Either play in… or don’t.”- Joe Simpson.
“Folks, they don’t call him the best color man in the league for nothing…”- Harry Doyle
Chip:
“Perfect bunt by Hanson… he throws to third… He’s out.”
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Some of these coaches need to explode
It would be inspiring to the boys to see some boiling over
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
they need to call up ol buddy with the rosin grenade
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking bullshit call....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
So I think the Braves body-snatched the Phillies this game:
Cleanup hitter hit a homer
Strikeout looking
Defensive fail on easy plays
that is what the Phillies do to us
Except its more like
check swing double
walk
error on easy double play
homer
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a fine bunt. Diaz was safe.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
and these guys go to school....and get paid to do this shit
they don’t screw that up with 2 umps in little league
Cockchafer
they get paid a lot too
its really quite depressing
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus what kind of call was that???????
and why on earth did Snitker not jump his shit for missing that call??
Better question...
Why the hell is Bobby not arguing ANYTHING anymore?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
My damn stream quit working. Anyone have a working one?
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 10, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
And Snitker doesn’t even argue???
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
I like
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
No bacon for you Diaz.
Bacon for Glaus though..
by MBL1 on May 10, 2010 9:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
This inning isnt over...
keep adding on!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Hanson will only get the complete game if its not a save situation i bet
by bravesforever16 on May 10, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
I dunno
59 pitches through 6 is pretty economical.
by soup du jour on May 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
no...
Bobby might elect to save Tommy cause we have the off day Thursday and they’ll probably skip Medlen’s next start
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
okay okay ....
Now we can fire Snitker for not arguing
Just all around bad decision making this entire season.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Stream, anyone? Mine quit working.
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
no reason to watch
bases are loaded you know the result
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, I need a stream.
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Use Levitra then
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Come on...
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 10, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
but with 2 outs instead of 1
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And that would’ve been an RWI.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Should be 0 outs this inning and 2 more runs.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Typical Braves game
3 hits, 6 walks.
Not so typical: 3 runs!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Dude...
No words…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Justin
I believe I read somewhere that Kenny Powers is based on John Rocker. I love the show and think it’s one of the funniest shows on TV. He’s so over the top it’s funny as hell. “Yeah I was in rehab…I hurt my nose” lol
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
I love it. I watched the first 3 episodes last night and have the next DVD in the mail.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
you’ll love the next 3. They are all equally funny as hell. They are having a season 2 on HBO but no word on when it starts.
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
LVPIWE
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess that call at third was payback
for the luck we got on Weeks dropping the ball. We can’t have too much good luck in one inning without paying for it somewhere
We paid for plenty with the wind knocking down both balls in the 9th yesterday.
by Ivan the Great on May 10, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
first grand slam between this season and last season. I'm calling it
by bravesfan203 on May 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
You would be wrong – we didn’t hit one last year. Our last one was in 2008.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
how would I be wrong? I said between last season and this season
by bravesfan203 on May 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
IDK…it was a confusing read…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry...
This one is not The Oracle.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Good
call on that man. Also this is a double win for me. Martin is on my fantasy team. lol
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm
glad to see us scoring some runs this game.
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 10, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
OOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
Did that just happen? AM I DREAMING!?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
haha
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Lawd
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Waited a LOOOONG time to use this.

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
by NCChopper on May 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
super rec
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by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
atl192485 called it. He also called Glaus’ HR earlier. FUCKING ORACLE!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry.
You may have said it, too. But, you are not the true Oracle in this thread.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You are TC’s Oracle now. You must watch every inning of every game. Keep up the good work.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You get MVP honors for this game
Remind mvhsbball to do this.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I already named him Game Thread MVP after calling Glaus’ HR. He gets MVP of the week for this.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
save some for tomorrow!
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to your for real this time 2010 Atlanta Braves!!!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
YES
This is much more like it.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
LMAO
this thread went crazy after that hit.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
FIRST FUCKING GS IN 1 AND A HALF YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
I don't even mind
at this point
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Old man getting in on the action now... (as he llimps to 1st)

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
If Troy homers again, I’ll probably cry.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Wow…it must really suck to be a Brewers fan right now…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
I miss being able to pity other teams’ fans.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Fans have pitied us after
Mets, Phils, Nats, Cards series. Let’s ensure it doesn’t happen this time!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
seriously. That was embarrassing in my humble opinion.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It's genuinely a nice gesture
But personally, I just didn’t really want to see it.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
yeah but nobody wants pity unless it’s sex.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends on whether you’re giving or getting it.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
giving or getting we are winners in the end right?
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I preferred it when the Rockies fans were calling us rednecks
by BraveSaluki on May 10, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
You know
I kinda agree. Because it made it better when we took the series. Competition is what makes sport so great.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I sold Prado way short....
I was feeling the 3 RBI double. Way to swing the bat Martin.
Yes, shame on you. Calling for a measly 3 RBI double….you see what Prado thought of that? Did you see!?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
well that settles the TH debate
His night is probably done, lets go over-worked bullpen!
+1
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
CHIPPER has dysentery. Would you like to rest?
CHIPPER has died.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Oregon Trail 4 life
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Dysentery would actually explain a fair bit.
by Ivan the Great on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
First grand slam
And first CG, I can feel it
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Man
that would be awesome if Tommy goes the distance.
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Tommy already has a CG
it was just a 5-inning job.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY DID YOU REMIND ME?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 10, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It feels good to be on top for a change.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Guys, there should still be 0 outs in this inning…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Wow.
You’re right. Unless you count that the error should’ve been an out.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
True…forgot about Mr. Weeks’ generous donation.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Manny Parra is not so good.
Fun fact about Parra— he went to JC with perfect game pitcher Dallas Braden. Everyone was there to scout Parra and nobody cared about Braden. Funny.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
No
whats funny is everyone on baseball tonight hyping up Braden now, when before that game his record was like 17-23 as a starter…haha
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
Before that game, he was a really good starter…
Dallas Braden is a another young stud in a long line of young studs produced by the A’s.
And if you are using his record to suggest that he sucks, I hope, for your sake, that you are being sarcastic.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
No
Don’t put words in my mouth. I never even used the word suck in any form. I was just saying that noone would have claimed he was a perfect game pitcher before hand, and now they are all jumping in saying that they werent surprised it happened.
A perfect game isn’t skill in all reality, its luck. Same as a no-hitter. So I dont think this reflects on his skill at all. He only had 6 K’s
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
So you’re saying that strikeouts are skill, but getting outs by pitching to contact is all luck? Greg Maddux would like to have a word with you.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
K's are more of a controlled element
than balls hit sharply and fielded by infielders. Hanson has more K’s than Braden yesterday and he doesnt have a perfect game. It’s all about getting lucky.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
I disagree.
Did you ever watch Greg Maddux pitch?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Maddux was amazing because he never walked anyone and never gave up Home Runs
not because he could magically make batters hit the ball where ever he wanted.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Again, I disagree.
Did you ever watch Greg Maddux pitch?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, didn’t look at who I was replying, too. Point still stands, though.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
His lowest season BABIP
was .253. So even in his prime 1 in 4 balls in play was a hit.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats what I was gonna say, beat me to it.
He was a pitcher that had stuff that could gets K’s(evident by his 10th all time standing), but he mostly let his fielders earn their check.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
Yes..
I’m a lifelong Braves fan.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
Ok, you didn’t say he sucked. But you can’t seriously say that ANYONE in baseball is a “perfect game” pitcher. That is just stupid.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
No but if you asked the analysts
to list the pitchers on every team they thought had the stuff to pitch a perfect game, or even a no hitter, Braden wouldnt have been on those lists.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
And those lists would be shit. I don’t care who you put on them. There have only been 19 guys pitch pefect games – 19!!!
Predicting who will throw one is impossible.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Again
I never said “predict the next perfect game pitchers” I said make a list of the pitchers with the stuff that best allows it to happen.
You must stop making it a habit to put words in people’s mouths, makes your point less valid in my opinion.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
Ok, fine then. A list of pitchers “with the stuff” to pitch a perfect game would be a shit list.
Better?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Much
But it still doesnt change the fact he wouldnt be on it.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
That’s the point. He wouldn’t be on it, but he evidently “has the stuff” to do it – whatever that means.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
He had luck on his side is what it means.
Basically, my point was saying I dont think he’s close to a top pitcher in baseball, but he had a perfect game.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
He is a very good SP.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I won't argue
with that as a possibility.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
How unlikely was this performance? Dallas Braden, over the course of his career, had allowed 6.9 hits per 27 batters, 2.0 walks per 27 batters, and 0.2 reached on errors per 27 batters. Overall, that’s 9.1 runners allowed per 27 batters – his numbers for this season alone are similar. According to a basic binomial distribution, the odds of Braden allowing no runners in 27 batters, as he did on Sunday, are .00001517, or 0.001517%. Braden’s perfect game wasn’t quite one-in-a-million. It was more like 15.2 in a million.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t that be true of any SP?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 11, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn it Justin
Revel in these runs, stop picking arguments
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
/cut to Frenchy, watching on TV
“I tried to warn ’em. Now look. Killed the rally.”
“Sir, are you going to buy the TV or not? We have to close pretty soon.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That's an instant classic
Heyward is pretty good
Prado Grand Slam
what else can we ask for
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I just realized...
TOMMY IS GONNA GET A WIN!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
My fantasy team finally gets some help!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Prado’s GS helped me out a lot fantasy wise.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
not shocking. If you were to say KK, that would be something.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD inning!
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
That was one of the best innings EVAR.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I dunno where that came from.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice inning. I’m going to leave again. See everyone later
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
You get to leave, safely assuming the Braves have this game won. Have a good evening!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Quality stuff from brewcrewball.com
Heyward isn’t playing, Jones isn’t good anymore, McCann can’t see, and Prado just isn’t good
Ryan Braun: He loves it.
by SRB on May 10, 2010 6:24 PM MST up reply actions
Disrespect Nitram, you get f*cked up.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Moron.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahaahaha
Yeah, Prado sucks so hard he just vacuumed up your chances of winning the game.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
I love how the one guy on our team hitting .300 is the one who isn’t that good.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
A distant memory…until part 3
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip, since when is Prado known as Sparky? Seriously, what?
by Ivan the Great on May 10, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Im obviously not good at calling stuff….
Who was the guy that called Troy’s hr and Martin’s hr? KEEP CALLING STUFF!
also, 5 RBI for Marteeeen
It was atl192485
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
FML!!! I forgot to set my fantasy lineups for today, and Tommy is on my bench…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
…in 2 different leagues…
FML
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
bwhahahah
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i made the same mistake for david price’s gem the other day…
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 10, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
/bratwurst somehow manages to run over Bengie Molina
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
oh
I thought that was Bengie Molina running
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
ehh…inning ending catch at the wall, but didn’t exactly sprint back to get it
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Item!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
we’ve gotten some good OG computer-game references tonight.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d be hesitant to jump on the bandwagon if Chip said grass is green.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on May 10, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
7 runs off two terrible pitchers does not mean our offense has been resurrected. I will be a believer when/if we hit and score runs consistently for a couple of weeks
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
right
You guys can’t seriously think our offense is suddenly fixed based on one game. I am very glad we are playing well tonight, but 1 game means very little.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll bet you don’t cuddle either.
It really is OK to just enjoy our first GS in forever and the lead on the road for a change.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
I enjoyed the GS very much...
but I am not going to be delusional and declare our offense fixed based on this offensive outburst.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean, when our guys – who are usually good hitters – are actually hitting, you think that is the abberation and not the norm, when in fact, NOT hitting is the exception?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Glad somebody said this.
It’s no guarantee that the offense is fixed, but it’s not unreasonable at all to think so.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh come on...
The offense sucks for 2 months and then we have one solid game. It is completely unreasonable to declare the offense fixed after this game. You guys are being absurd.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
We’re not 2 months into the season yet….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
These players
have been good for anywhere from 1 to a crapton of years. And bad for 5 weeks (not 2 months). Which one should I put more weight in?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The offense was pretty good in teh first week or two, and then it started to suck – but that is called a slump, not a normal expected outcome. The normal expected outcome, based on their career averages, says that this team that we see tonight, is what we should expect to see on a day-in, day-out basis.
If you think our team’s expected production is to be no-hit, then I suggest you change your screename.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I never said I expect us to be no hit every night...
I just said our offense has been horrible of late and I am not prepared to declare it fixed based on 1 good inning like the rest of you guys are apparently.
Some of you guys sunshine pump so hard it really is unbelievable. It was the same stuff after we swept Houston. You guys were all ready to declare that the team was amazing again and would immediately go on an epic an epic tear.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
We haven’t been swept since then…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Could’ve won the Philly series….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
And the natinals series, ftm.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Losing 4/6 = tearing it up.
After we swept Houston, I pointed out that they suck and that it was premature to declare the that the ship was righted. I was shouted down by this same crown who are involved in this discussion.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody said that we'd never lose another game,
or series. Don’t act like your pessimism is vindicated every time we go on a bad stretch. Did you expect us to win the Philly series, given the injuries and such?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course not...
I didn’t expect us to win because we have been playing poorly for a long time. When we swept the shitty astros, I said I was not ready to declare the team back on track and I got the same response that I am getting in this thread right now. When we are winning, any talk of this not being an incredible team is met with extreme hatred. Fun times.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I am not prepared to declare it fixed based on 1 good inning like the rest of you guys are apparently.
Celebrating a good night on BOTH sides of the game is all we’re doing. No declarations or buying of World Series tickets being planned.
I’d think you’d relax a bit from busting the balls of all the sunshine pumpers around here to enjoy it a little bit too.
But that would mean stop being a dick for an hour or so. Is it possible?
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Apparently you can't read...
Several people have said that this means the team has turned a corner on offense and that we can now expect to see this type of production every game. I am not making this crap up so I suggest you go re read all of the posts if you don’t believe me.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Will they score 7 every game? No
But will they threaten to be no-hit every game for the rest of the year? Of course not.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
When did I say we would threaten to be no hit every game?
My ONLY point was that it is premature to conclude the offense is now good based on this game. You guys are unbelievable.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't put words in your mouth,
you put them in ours.
I’m not concluding that the offense is good based on this game. I’m concluding that it’s good based on many player-seasons worth of evidence. This game is just an example of the type of game we are capable of putting up fairly regularly.
What’s so offensive about that concept?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Go back and read ppl's posts...
I replied to guy(s) who said the team “turned a corner” tonight. I don’t think you can determine that on one good inning. If you disagree with me, great, you are entitled to your opinion.
If we keep hitting like this for a few games then I will be ready to jump on the bandwaggon. Will you guys save me a seat or kick me in the face when I try to get on because I don’t declare the team ready to win the world series every time we win a game?
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
At the rate you’re going, you’re likely to be kicked in the face. Seats on the Winner’s Bandwagon are reserved for the sunshine pumpers.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha right
I forgot, you aren’t allowed to be a braves fan unless you think we are going to win every game forever. Gondee needs to be kicked in the face also because he agrees with me that this team has serious problems and is in need of a shake up.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I think this conversation is more for a recap of the game. IF people in the recap say we’re suddenly now a contender for the WSeries and all things are well again in Braves Country – then state your case and converse.
But this is simply folks enjoying the night – the game – the win – the amazing performance by Tommy.
No matter how BFF you and gondeee may be – at this point, me thinks you’re just trying to push buttons and state declarations were made whether they were or not – just to get an argument.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Again...
I didn’t start this argument. Someone else asked who was hesitant to think this win meant we stopped the bleeding. Several people responded and said yes, this meant we “turned the corner etc.” I disagreed. Chaos ensued.
I would be fine discussing it in the game recap, but if people don’t want to discuss big picture stuff, then they shouldn’t bring it up during the game thread.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe YOU could take a reading lesson too.
Read Pag’s comment.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You said we turned a corner tonight...
based on one inning. I bet you didn’t expect us to lose to the nats and phils after sweeping the astros either?
This team has issues right now. Serious issues that can not be declared resolved after 7 runs against two crap pitchers. If you don’t believe me, go ask gondee.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
These are actually good players
So when they play well, I expect them to continue. And when they play poorly, I expect them to improve. That is perfectly logical.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Now, now. You know logic has no place around here!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry
I keep forgetting that.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody declared it fixed, but quit throwing water on a good time, Chopper’s right, it’s our 1st GS in nearly 2 yrs, quit bitching
Heyward is pretty good
I didn't bring this up. Someone else asked the question...
I just responded and then defended my position. I can enjoy tonight without declaring that we have turned a corner and now have a good offense again like some others have stated.
by letsgobravos on May 10, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No. I think this is the proverbial corner. Guys are swinging the bat well, just getting unlucky – until tonight.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD MILLEDGE!
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
STFD!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Big Red
says f*ck you! #6
(and that was a strike. no doubt about it.)
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
I like to think of Jesus in like one of those tuxedo t-shirts
by BraveSaluki on May 10, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i’m starting to want some gum…
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 10, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
big red chews u!!!
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
*In Soviet Russia, yes
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve been watching over at my friend’s house tonight… but I had to come on here and say that Chip’s jokes tonight have been especially horrible… worse than normal.
Also I see the thread completely exploded with the GS!
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
what Chip has bad jokes
Are you not “Latose” Intolerant
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on Tommy…we want a complete game!!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
it’s better than taking a nap somewhere during the game.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
is it legal..??
are the braves allowed to score thisd many runs.. in an inning…???!!!!!
by Hektor DiPaula on May 10, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Careful here
Braun desperately wants to go yard here
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
plunk him
(open base)
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
First base is open…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
If anyone in the TC league is wondering, I have Prado and Hanson both on my bench tonight…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
rec
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
nice to know our series ended yesterday.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I picked up KJ early on and he's been great for me.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
I have him in my ESPN league – got him out of the F/A pool after the first week when I dropped the SS from Wash.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Aaron Hill – who is 0-3.
Hanson just happened to be the guy on the bench tonight – I have tons of SP that I just rotate depending on who is starting. I just forgot to set my lineup today.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate it when I forget to start somebody.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the first time in a while a Braves pitcher is pitching with no worries of being precise to get the win.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
STFD
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
STFD Braun!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
BIG RED
SAYS F*CK YOU!!! #7
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
And now the matador will dance with the blind shoemaker
by BraveSaluki on May 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah
I’m a 38 and he’s way bigger than me
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
crazies part is that he is supposedly a Vegetarian.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Vegetarian pizza….lots of it!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
Almost spit out my drink
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Purple is a fruit.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just realized Tommy Hanson is good at pitching.
When you've said Jason Heyward, you've said it all.........
define “good”
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
/slap
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Understatement of the century…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Mississippi, two years ago
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Actually I would say so
But I’m reveling in this game, so I’ll drop it
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I just realized Pam Anderson had large knockers
by BraveSaluki on May 10, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Barely….not really the best example.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s not even close to a democracy…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just realized it’s McLouth and not McClouth.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
McCloth
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
MckLowthe.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I was joking. We had this talk yday during the game thread.
Obtw, just realized it’s Jason Heyward and not Jesus.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Lies...
Don’t let him hear you say that.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
MC Clouth in da house!
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
I think Fielder is shaped like Gimli
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
lol
Where’s Legolas?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
he's not blond though
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn…close pitch
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
he is 268 actually
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 10, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
STFD FIELDER!!
#8
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
I think I figured it out
Fielder is that guy that plays the moon in the Jimmy Dean commercials.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Damn, Tommy is possessed tonight. That CB was fierce
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
BIG RED
SAYS F*CK YOU! #8
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Are you prepared to walk away from these pearls of delight?
…. I’m starting to run out. And that’s a good thing
by BraveSaluki on May 10, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
haha you’ve been on it all night long
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
beautiful/nasty
He SHOULD have gotten Prince rung up on that first CB waist high. But he didnt. He threw the EXACT same pitch a bit inside and down. NAAASTY. Amazing.
Isn’t that what he normally says…? I’m confused.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I can’t wait until the Braves face off against Fister. Gonna be a great day
by BraveSaluki on May 10, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
We could hear gems like, “FISTED TO FISTER!”
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
In case anyone cares...
I’m no longer in last place in the TC Fantasy League.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Don’t worry, there’s till time
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I like your comment today.
But you’re in 4th, at least!
by soup du jour on May 10, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, I know right? So ridiculous.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i know...
can we just end the season now? I wanna feel good about myself going into 2011
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Once Ellsbury comes back, look out league!
by soup du jour on May 10, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Got ’em
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, I know.
Once ARod kicks it on and Lester straightens it out I think you’ll be fine.
by soup du jour on May 10, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
he's bad ...
Any ideas on what to do with him if this keeps up?
Mclouth still collapsing that back leg
Instead of leveling his swing he is upper cutting like a right hander
I miss the days when it was Mookie, Smith, Mutombo and Laettner
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
whats wrong
Josh Smith disappears too much and acts like he is Kobe with the jump shots
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
me too
That was the only time I cared about the Hawks. How can you not root for a dude named Mookie? Also, Steve Smith had a sweet stroke.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah
For next year the OKC bandwagon is still looking for members
Durantula
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually
I miss the NBA pre-1998 strike.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Jordan was the King. Yeah I miss those days as well.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
and this is shocking how? Team had no interior defense. Besides, Hawks won’t be good until they can find a time machine and pick Chris Paul over Marvin Williams.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
well
Chris Paul’s knees are already a major problem
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
really? I still think he can still play some serious ball.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
he missed like the entire season
Ever watch him after a game is over, he is icing both of them
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
still I rather have him than Marvin. Dude adds little to the Hawks.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad Brewers! Bad!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
better than gliding
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
glide Garret glide!!!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone know where Edward Salcedo is?
by BravesFanScout on May 10, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
I think he’ll be playing with Danville this season.
by JadedMayberry on May 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay thanks. I've been looking for him on the minor league rosters so I thought that might be it.
I was hoping they would put him in Rome so i could check out some of his games.
by BravesFanScout on May 10, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He's inside that damn stuffed bear!
I knew they’d try to trick us!
by soup du jour on May 10, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Salcedo
is hiding inside the port-o-potty on the right.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
this is why I like the Game Threads. Never know what’s going to happen.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Good catch by Melky...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
He's having a good game
double (ruled a triple), another line drive, walk, nice play in the field
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Melky is best when the team he is on is winning
by bravesforever16 on May 10, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The team wins more
when Melky is good.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm almost completely sure
that that is not the case. Especially since if Melky doesn’t play, Diaz is definitely playing. And Diaz has been worse.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Team Record in Melky’s starts: 8-18.
Team record in games where Melky doesn’t Start: 5-0.
by Lennox on May 10, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is that really true?
If so, wow.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, in fairness one of those games he didn’t start was the Hewyard injury game, where Melky came in in the 2nd inning.
No way that keeps up (obviously)
Pretty fluky stat. As bad as Melky has been, he’s not THAT bad.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I advise you to not scroll up to where the message tree gets thin then
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Success drives the trolls away – for the most part…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
So will Operation...

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on May 10, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Makes me happy.
Hopefully he can be economical and get that CG.
by soup du jour on May 10, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You tell’em, Oracle!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m sure there’s a 0.001% chance for the Brewers to come back and win this one.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
if we lost tonight
i’d just put “fuck” in like size 30 font in the recap and go cry in my closet for the next 3 weeks
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Amen.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
But, Riley would really need to go out before then.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
agh…okay okay i’ll let him out
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
no i’d move to under my bed after that
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Bwahahahaha
Good one.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice hustle from Prado even at the end of a blowout!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
I would just like to point out the proximity between my Rally Chew and the actual Rally
Oracle be damned!
It's fool proof, and only grows in strength when multiple people do it.
My little brother was in on it back home. RC’s know no distance
Ok guys, I am out.
Good OT, everyone! See you next time.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on May 10, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
Bye!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Have a good one, man.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
bye bye
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
ok now we can talk shit about KJ, KK, Glaus, etc. (joking)
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
lol +22
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I will strike thee down if you say anything about KK or Glaus.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you think Joe ever pulls Chip aside during the half innings...
and says “Look… your dad was cool and all… but really, it’s time to STFU.”
I want Chip to make a TC membership.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I met him once at Turner Field
he is a big douche in real life too
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone, get ready to meet iwanttohaveheywardsbabies.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
lol…go check comment like 700 of the 2000 tonight.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
1 out...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
OOOOOOH ANOTHER CHANGE UP!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
i bet Hanson is thinking “Eff it why not”
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
might as well throw it now
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
2 down...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
we’re gonna have to invent a new graphic for this kind of win
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 10, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
3 down...
Hanson ends his night, after pitching a gem.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Please Bobby
CGSHO
CGSHO
CGSHO
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
let's do this.
it worked with HITS HITS HITS!!!! the other night
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
100+
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Natinals
fucking piss me off. They dont bring in Capps in a save situation.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
They let Batista get the save instead of Capps, who is my RP in my money league.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
Do you all realize... we did this without #22 at the plate!
I miss seeing him there, but it’s a good thing we could manage this kind of offense without him.
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
We also scored 7
in Tommy’s last start.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
which was the game J-Hey got hurt in
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
what? no complete game?
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 10, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
pitch count
also, no reason to
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
109 pitches is why…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
didn’t realize it’d gotten that high
by SuperHeyward on May 10, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF
Kyle Davies was allowed to get a CG against the Mets with like a 7-1 score back in 2006.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Turned out great for him.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Ouch
Logic says he’s done, but damn it, I would love to see a CGSHO.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Patience, grasshopper
He or Huddy will get one soon enough.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
If only baseball had a 3 man rotation...
we would be set. Hanson, Hudson, and JJ (Medlen to fill in for him now).
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
just need a miracle
and get into the playoffs
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
418ft on Glaus HR
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
GLAUS GLAUS'D ONE!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Hey guys!
Did I miss anything?
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
nothing major
just some thing when the bases are loaded and the ball travels past the wall into the fans
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate to admit this but I’ve never seen the movie.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It's ok.
Super Troopers is a horrible movie. That’s right. I said it’s a HORRIBLE movie.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
If JHey is back in the lineup tomorrow, and Chipper sits out.
Anyone think it would be a perfect situation to try the kid out in the 3rd spot?
This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
why not? Hitting in the 3 hole for one game is not going to wreck his life or something.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
the only problem i see is if he dominates at that spot, he might go Dirk Diggler and get all big head. (jokin)
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
would it really be pressure though?
I mean, he would just be hitting there temporarily…and he’s taken everything else in stride. Why not try it?
Mac needs a hit here.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
Right.
The Oracle made no prediction. The Oracle only granted permission.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
that guy is wasted
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Guys, guys
SportSouth made their choice when they hired Chip. We all just have to live with it.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on May 10, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I never understood why ppl listen to Braves games when it’s on FSN.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
How long did it take for Mccann plus glasses to start hitting last time?
It was pretty quickly yeah?
Phillies up 5-4
Victorino scored on a wild pitch .
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 10, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
I see a Melky RBI!!!
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 10, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
you lose
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
nice
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
swing and a miss
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Glaus
Hitting .262 on pace for 96 RBIs, id take that
8-0 Braves!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Matt Diaz
got a hit! Hallelujah!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
OMFG DFA DIAZ HE NEEDS TO GO NOW
melky too
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
ROFL
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like
they changed audio feeds or something
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
use freebaseballradio.com
or if ur in atl, listen to the radio. i do it basically everygame now, enjoy it much more
if
ur in the atlanta section, i just start at the top of the list and keep going down until one is satisfactory. usually one of the first 5 are good tho
haha i meant
http://www.freebaseballradio.com/AtlantaMay.html like atown part of the website ;). my bad, unclear words
If I remember correctly, it’s typically the first mate.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
booooooooooooooooooo
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
haha just givin you a hard time
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 10, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure
There’sa fight or something going on somewhere. Look at the guy in the front row shooting something in the distance.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I actually met
Jody Gerut’s father-in-law at PETCO. Loud as hell, screaming for Gerut when he was on the Padres.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Where are all the trolls and negative nancies tonight? They must’ve gotten lost on their way home.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
This kind of game is no fun for them
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd appreciate it if you didn't; this wine ain't free ya know!
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 10, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
RAWR!
BRAVES SUCK ZOMG FIRE TP DFA MELKY AND DIAZ TRADE HANSON AND HEYWARD FOR PROSPECTS THE SEASON IS OVER!!!!11
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
lets hope this offense outbursts
stays :)
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 10, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
We all miss them...
there will be no LOLs tonight..
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
That's okay, because someone else will be here tonight...
RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS!
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 10, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn straight.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
the Offense still worries the hell out of me. And what is up with this Glaus fella hitting singles. He is supposed to be “POWAH” but all I see is singles. UGH!
/sarcasm
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
If Escobar keeps this up
we need to get rid of him.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
he hasn’t had a hit in what, 2 weeks?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
His boneheaded plays
are killing us.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
let him go. We could use the prospects. Can we get Justin Smoak?
/still sarcasm kinda
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
bullshit, Hanson not in
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 10, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Did we need him to go 9?
No.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I can tell you were watching Lakers instead of paying attention to the OT.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
you got that right
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on May 10, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
1 down!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Sigh...
Damn’t Chavez.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
';;],.($&*(&$*()@ SERIOUSLY?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
Thata baby Chavez.
No shutout…
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
At least it’s Chavez’s ERA and not Hanson’s…?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
2.5ish?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
2.30
I pray to Jason Heyward every night
by JasonHeywardisGod on May 10, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow…that’s sick.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
any other year he would be up for the CY, damn you Halladay, Ublado, and Lincy.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The season is still young. At least one of those three is likely to get injured. Another one will probably hit a rough patch. Tommy just needs to stay consistent, and he’ll be a contender for Cy Young.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking more along the lines of Ubaldo….throwing 120-130 pitches in games isn’t good for the arm.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
he has a rubber arm. He does that quite often.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That only makes it worse.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That's how you're supposed to pitch with an 8-run lead
Throw it hard, challenge them to hit it out. You don’t want to mess around and walk people. Of course, you’re not supposed to lose the challenge.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's frustrating as hell. And it's annoying that the momentum has shifted a bit for game 2 tomorrow.
But it’s really not that big a deal.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 10, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
shitfuckpisshelldamn
Shouldn't Wes Timmons get a shot at 3B over that Chipper guy everybody talks about?
Nu Uh
DID YOU SEE THAT HOMER HE JUST GAVE UP USE YOU EYES DAMN IT DFA NOW RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on May 10, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
2 down...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
hopefully he is back in the lineup.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
3 down...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
Winning is fun. We should try and do more of it. :-)

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
o
sry nc. did not mean too steal any of ur thunder. i posted the image i did today above last year…decided to do it again. haha :)
Fixed ;)
Winning is fun. We should try and MUST do more of it. :-)
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Bring out the Rainbow Llamasaurus!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
I LOVE THIS GUY!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
HUZZAH! Cue the graphics!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
Fire this man.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
yep, see yall then. I don't start the new job for a week, so I'll be helping out
with the flood relief effort here in Nashville.
Best of luck with that. I hope the city springs back stronger than ever.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Me too, have you seen some of the pictures? Thankfully it didn't affect us but
alot of people have been devastated by it.
get the stormtrooper in here
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on May 10, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks for coming!
Let’s keep it up.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on May 10, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like you are stuck
until we lose
by UltimaParadox on May 10, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I think “pop” = 4+ weeks.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Medallion is a good pitcher.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on May 10, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong Spelled Braves Team
Chris Medlin
Jason Hayward
Jordan Shaffcer
Tommy Henson
Troy Glas
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
it varies from person to person but those things are serious. I say 4-6 weeks if you are lucky.
by romone_braves91 on May 10, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Good-night everybody.
Tomorrow – another game – another win!
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"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
Wait, aren't you on the west coast?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 10, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh. Where did the Giants come from?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Leaving for good now just wanted to share my new siggy.
Too much? :-P
Official Sunshine Pumper. . . Have you been pumped today?

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