THIS IS ALSO BRAVES COUNTRY - Gwinnett Braves Opening Day
I had a decision to make. I knew that I was going to be going to a baseball game today, but I wasn't quite sure to which one it was going to be. Do I head down to Turner Field, and enjoy the privilege of watching Tommy Hanson pitch, and seeing what else the Jason Heyward legacy would fulfill, or do I head up to Gwinnett and watch . . . James Parr instead? Leaving from work, it takes me about 25 miles to get to Lawrenceville, as opposed to the 10 it would take me to get to Turner Field. But then the thought of being surrounded by Cubs fans, getting gauged for general admission to be surrounded by Cubs fans infiltrated my head. And before I knew it, I was driving northbound on I-85, instead of southbound.
The thought of enjoying yet another Opening Day had won out.
More pictures after the jump.
For those of you who aren't aware, some HVAC company bought out the naming rights to Gwinnett Stadium for the next decade or so, so now the home of the Gwinnett Braves is known henceforth as COOLRAY Field. I mean, it could very well be worse, but I suppose it is important for the organization to make money, so I guess COOLRAY will have to do.
As is the norm, getting to Lawrenceville at any time after 12:01 pm results in a debilitating rush hour that is practically impenetrable, and without fail, I missed a great deal of the pre-game festivities that were planned for Opening Day, but at least I was able to make it to the park before first pitch this time around. Pictured is pre-game stretching and loosening, featuring such familiar faces like Freddie Freeman, Brent Clevlen, Barbaro Canizares, and Wes Timmons.
Our right infielders, Joe Thurston and Freddie Freeman playing catch. I suppose the monsoon that pelted Atlanta for about two hours in the afternoon completely obliterated many peoples' idea of coming to the ballpark, because the attendance at COOLRAY was pretty light, and from what I gathered from the game at Turner Field, it was significantly down from the first two nights. With the rain came a bit of pollen relief, sure, but it also dropped the temperatures from early summer, back to what feels about right for April baseball.
Craig Kimbrel signing autographs for the kiddos. The fanbase over at Gwinnett is pretty casual. They're dedicated to their players, but a lot of them hardly know much about them; they just kind of accept who is given to the squad, and cheer for them. Nobody I spoke with had any real idea of what Kimbrel was capable of. I was hoping for a save situation, or any reason to put Kimbrel into the game, because I'm sure he was going to build some local fans real fast.
Matt Young and Gregor Blanco playing catch with Wes Timmons, completing a trifecta of height-deficient baseball players.
When I have a kid, I'm totally going to parade him around at ballgames wearing a dumpy hat way too big for him, because it seems to work wonders on players. Here's Todd Redmond and Freddie Freeman signing stuff for him, and not like he held out ball, they signed, they sought him out, and signed things for him. I guess I need a date first.
But what would be a minor-league game without some kooky, campy promotions? How about randomly parachuting in people onto the field prior to first pitch?
Joe Thurston is not amused.
Here's the outfield Bern, which is actually a nice large area to spread out a picnic blanket, or lay out in the grass while hoping for home run balls. And since it's impossible to keep the attention of infant children, a large variety of air rides and games are always available for the younglings.
#17 for the Charlotte Knights is none other than our former catching prospect, Tyler Flowers, who is getting closer and closer to the big leagues. Despite not really impressing much in his cup of coffee last season, it was good experience for him, and he still has a large fan base in Atlanta, being a Roswell native, and a local boy. His first at-bat in the game was a towering home run over the left field fence, and pretty much everything he hit was obliterated.
The obligatory Opening Day lineup shot. During the National Anthem, they blasted a hundred fireworks that literally scared the crap out of everyone in the park. Several players in the lineup jumped, startled, and about two infants in my section began crying from the fright.
For whatever reason, there was a large contingent of teenagers from Parkview High School in attendance. I figure they were looking for Jeff Francoeur; they're on the right track, looking in the minors, but I suppose they haven't quite figured out that he's with the Mets these days.
As for the game itself, the G-Braves jumped all over Lucas Harrell and the Charlotte Knights, and took advantage of some two-out magic, scoring four times in the bottom of the first. Here's Freddie Freeman's first at-bat of the season in AAA, and it results in an RBI single. What a bum - he didn't even HR like his BFF, Jason Heyward. And I know what you people are thinking - this RBI already makes him more productive than Troy Glaus. I roll my eyes at you, it's early, chill out. The G-Braves actually batted around in the first inning, and the unlucky guy was none other than Gregor Blanco who accounted for the first, and third outs of the inning.
And what would be a minor league game without the local jailbait, trying to flirt and coerce a free baseball out of the opposing team's bullpen?
Meanwhile, in the G-Braves' bullpen, we find these fine pitching apparatuses. I haven't seen these since watching some instructional video back when I was like 11. Basically on the player silhouette, pitching at the height of red means you're hanging your pitches, yellow is a risky pitch, green is where you want to be pitching, and blue means you suck. On the plate, the red section, that's right down the middle is clearly the part of the plate you don't want to be hitting, and it's tries to drill home that you should be trying to pitch to the yellows and greens; if you can paint the corners of the greens, then you're golden.
Now I kind of skip around at this point, because I do some walking, eating, and chatting with random people, but to summarize the game, Harrell settles down after the first inning, and becomes pretty filthy, holding the G-Braves to nothing more until he's ultimately pulled in the 6th inning, clearly fatiguing and walking a few guys. But in that stretch, the Knights have fought back, and with guys like Flowers, and of all people, Brent Lillibridge driving in runs, they take a 6-4 lead. Greg Aquino comes in, promptly blows the save, coughs up the lead, and the G-Braves answer with more two-out magic. Gregor Blanco ties the game, and Matt Young adds some insurance.
Jonny Venters comes in relief of James Parr, who was quite frankly, less than Parr (get it?) on the evening. I know there's really no point in it, but traditionally I always thought teams sent their best pitchers on Opening Day? Anyway, Venters started off a little out of control, but the velocity was good (topped out at 92 mph). He allowed two hits, which turned into an earned run, but he finished two innings of work, striking out three in the process. He looked like he just had to shake some nerves off there.
Matt Young is short jokes!
Freddie Freeman was kind enough to have signed a baseball for me. I don't know why, but every prospect I've gotten baseball signed from never use the sweet spot, and often times choose the worst places to sign. I know there's the stigma that they do it to protect the integrity of the baseballs they might sign for profit or charity elsewhere, but come on, I have no intention of trying to profit off the things I collect. Now giving them away as prizes for contests that may amuse me is a different story, but definitely not for profit.
And with the score being 8-6, it's a save situation, so that means Craig Kimbrel. In the bottom of the 8th, Wes Timmons was plunked by a 90mph fastball, so with the very first pitch of his 2010 AAA career, Kimbrel plunks C.J. Retherford. Now I didn't photograph it in time, but the speedo literally read "100 mph" on the plunking. I question whether or not it was true, but I'm hoping that I wasn't the only one to have noticed it. For the inning, Kimbrel showed his problematic wildness, and walked a Alejandro De Aza immediately afterward, and Clint Sammons had to come calm him down, but he got the force at third to kill the lead runner, and Thurston ended the game on a sweet, leaping grabbing line drive-DP 4U.
And with that bang-bang finish, Kimbrel has his first save of the season, and the Gwinnett Braves start their season with a sweet win at home. So much for my bad luck at watching Braves affiliates, as they've now won four in a row in my presence.
I got in my car to make the long drive back to my home in Fulton County, just in time to hear the conclusion of the Atlanta Braves game, only to hear of what I imagined to be a frustrating loss to all those participating in the OT, to which all I have to say is to please try not to jump all over Glaus, Melky, and McLouth. It's only been three games, and we still won the series against the Cubs. There are 159 games left. Maybe more of you should make sacrifices, like buying peculiar shirts to appease Jobu into giving the Braves some wins.
So it turns out that in the end, I made the right call to which game to go to - three games into the season, and I've only watched three Braves wins. THIS IS BRAVES COUNTRY.
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During the National Anthem, they blasted a hundred fireworks that literally scared the crap out of everyone in the park. Several players in the lineup jumped, startled, and about two infants in my section began crying from the fright.
Hahahahahaha!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
I figure they were looking for Jeff Francoeur; they’re on the right track, looking in the minors, but I suppose they haven’t quite figured out that he’s with the Mets these days.
This also had me laughing a good bit as well. great post
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
It was actually
Parkview Soccer, that was just coincidentally invited out or they won some free night out or something. Either way, I felt old as dirt, watching the girls and boys play the wallflower game, and ogle each other lecherously through teen-lust eyes from opposite parts of the park. Kind of amusing, too though.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Great write up with some pictures. I think my wife and I might go to tomorrow nights game, I’ll bet there are more people there then.
The kids were there because it’s spring break I’m sure…
Sorry to hear about the loss of internship, I kept my eyes peeled for a guy with a heavy duty camera that resembled the the face in your avatar, but only saw a fat bearded man with a big SLR instead. Their loss though.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Thanks…I was there on Saturday night…normally you’ll see me and my blonde wife sitting on the visitors side (so I can get shots into the Braves dugout) but I think we might move over to the other side of the field for some night games this year.
If you go to another game drop me a line and I’ll try to go as well. douglas656@bellsouth.net.
Awesome as always. Minor leaguers don’t sign the sweet spot because it’s supposed to be reserved for the manager. If you want a sweet spot you need to ask for one before you hand them the ball.
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Duly noted
I’ll have to remember that next time. I’m often curious if they would object to the request.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
i’ve already said “duely noted” in this thread, although one of us spelled it wrong, and i’m not spending 20 seconds to see if i’m wrong.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
This really hurts my record. I may have to give my 7th grade Spelling Bee trophy back.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Good stuff RH.
RE: Kimbrel, I saw him a couple of times in Spring Training and he was throwing lasers. I don’t think the 100 is totally out of the question. Way to keep it real, Craig
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by Sid Bream's Moustache on Apr 9, 2010 9:25 AM EDT reply actions
When I have a kid, I’m totally going to parade him around at ballgames wearing a dumpy hat way too big for him, because it seems to work wonders on players
My cousin just had twins-a boy and a girl, so i plan on renting the boy in a couple of years and taking him to ballgames to do my bidding, such as get autographs and beg relentlessly for batting practice balls. Although i will make sure he knows the players names instead of shouting “Mister! Mister!”
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Although i will make sure he knows the players names instead of shouting "Mister! Mister!"
Here’s an early, but emphatic “thank you”. Take the girl too. For one, help bring her up right, but two, see which gets more attention.
When I have a kid, I’m totally going to parade him around at ballgames wearing a dumpy hat way too big for him, because it seems to work wonders on players………Although i will make sure he knows the players names instead of shouting “Mister! Mister!”
This….is a winning combination!!! (For now, anyway…lol.) In our case though, the dumpy way too big kid hat is a game worn “here kid have a hat” from Nate McLouth when he rehabbed here last year……so it’s one of his favorites.
I know a couple kids that hang around here in Norfolk and I’m always telling them they better enjoy all the attention while they’re cute. As soon as that puberty monster hits the players aren’t gonna give a crap about them anymore.
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Not to worry
When they hit puberty, they’ll resent baseball and not show up to the park to do stupid emo teen shit, wear a lot of black, studded belts in nut-hugging jeans, grow out their hair, wear makeup and listen to Bullet for my Valentine, Panic at the Disco and Owl City until they realize life isn’t as cracked up as they thought it would be, and return to the one beautiful constant game.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Are you kidding?
Those bands didn’t exist when I was 14-16.
But seriously, I was a jock all through my teens. Even through my teen angst, it just meant not listening to coaches, or not passing the ball to the teammates I was too teen-angst ridden resenting. But I did grow out my hair and dye it funky colors, regardless, and get a bunch of piercings and tattoos.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Being a jock back then makes being a 900 pound shut-in now even more sad.
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You're being an ass
I’m 627 lbs. and sensitive about my weight.
Oh, not sure if you know this, but something to think about on your Georgia travels – not sure how into chintzy gate giveaways you are, but on the May 2nd Saturday game you said you were going to see the Braves vs. Astros, the G-Braves are giving away Jason Heyward bobbleheads that day. So it then becomes a question of seeing real Jason Heyward, or getting a souvenir of Jason Heyward?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I appreciate it man but I rarely care about giveaways. That’s just something I have to hold onto that night then figure out what to do with later. I gave away my Tides magnet schedule last night because I didn’t want the hassle of having to deal with it. Yeah, I’m that guy. But thanks.
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i searched “emo” on photobucket, and that was about the only funny picture i found. The rest were pictures of teenagers with black hair and makeup taking pictures of themselves.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
I like this one:
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Emo Elmo is good too:

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haha, both great
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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 9, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I though he was talking about me…except those bands didn’t exist when I was 14-16 either, and it was still called “punk”, not emo. Oh, no nuts, either. And I ditched soccer. And hated every jock and cheerleader on sight.
Punk had an angry, f* you feel to it...
Emo seems more depressed than angry, and more of a f* my life than f* you.
You know what’s funny, all the hipsters I know here in Norfolk are all about some baseball this year. I think baseball might actually be the counterculture sport, like it’s so lame to the general public that it’s cool to those kind of idiots. Whatever, some of them are nice kids and it’s good to see folks at the park.
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At first I was thinking
I should’ve gone to this one too, instead of the Atlanta game. But you’re so freakishly (uh, in a good way) thorough I feel like I was there anyway. Awesome recap, I always enjoy your writing & photos and how well you integrate them. Maybe you should consider making a living giving writing seminars like my friend Hollis (?). Anyway, glad to see someone else likes to include shadows in their shots. I have little struggles with cropping out shadows sometimes.
That one of Thurston and the parachute guy is hilarious. I think Nate got a little startled by the dude doing the steal the base contest last night; not sure if I got a pic. What type/price ticket did you get for this game? How is parking at CooooooolRay?
Ha
The last thing the world needs is writing hacks like me spamming up the internets with snide remarks and esoteric jokes targeted at a select few.
The sun was setting, and actually was a problem for left-side fielders, since at its peak downing point, it’s beaming onto the field, and often times the SS and LF were shielding their eyes. As for the parking at Coolray, it’s not bad; I prefer to park in the off-site lot and huff it, because it’s cheaper, and in exchange for the small walk, it’s much easier to get out of, but the on-site parking isn’t that bad. $5, but you have to watch out for confused people who ignore parking instruction and often try to go down one-way lanes. The ticket I got cost me $12, and I was second row in the 115 section, which was a section off of the visitor’s dugout. Sadly, as you very well know, it’s cheaper for me to go to Turner Field, but hey, another Opening Day.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Is there a shot somewhere
of Matt Young standing next to Heyward? Or sitting in Heyward’s pocket?
Great post as always. I am going to have to hit up a G-Braves game pretty soon I think.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
You know
I may have a picture, I’m not quite sure, but when I was in Mississippi last year, Heyward didn’t play, but did have some first-base coaching duties to do. And Matt Young was on base all day long, so there could be a remote chance that I caught him on first in the gravitational proximity of Heyward. Have to check when I get home.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
nice post and pics
Thanks for the nice post and pics…..it is a nice park and we are looking forward to going to some games there this season. They just had a really nice playday/open house to make up for the Braves Caravan date that got cancelled because of snow (of all things…). Thanks for taking the time to put this all together.

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