Open Thread 4/7: Cubs at Braves #2
Jair Jurrjens is looking good. Jason Heyward is (still) looking good. And it looks like we're in for a pitchers dual at The Ted. Braves lead 1-0 going into the 5th inning.
Discuss.
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Another typical JJ game so far.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
yup
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
We need more runs.
JJ better not get cheated on a BS 2-1 loss tonight.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Yes.
No JVL tonight, please
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to admit
A 16-5 win followed by a 1-0 win is pretty hot too.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Haha, yeah
nice variety
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
When I was little
I never actually saw the “C” in the cubs logo. It was just “UBS” to me for the longest time.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
haha. thats hillarious. You know the gas station Delta? For the longest time I thought it was named “elta” with a random triangle before it
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Walt Disnep
Seriously, the way Walt wrote the “Y” in his name, was a damn “P”
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
was about to say
when I was a kid, I thought the D was a backward G…
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
all night long…
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Gaaaaaaah....
0-2, then walks him.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
He needs to settle down.
His control is slipping away from him.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Uh-oh….getting a bad feeling.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
Just cant get into a situation
Where you have to throw fastball to Soriano
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Double play time!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
What does JJ have written on the bill of his cap?
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Is it just me
or has Soriano turned into an opposite field hitter?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Yeah I noticed that
His bat is not that slow is it?
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
HORSESHIT.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
No DP
But I’ll take it.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
im going to miss that trot next year
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
HE WAS OUT!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Karma for the McLouth play I guess
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa...
After the replay, I can say “bad call there, ump.”
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Its okay...time for a(nother) DP
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
make up call for last night
"Dont yall think that crystal beautiful yall?" -Vince Young
by Texastriplecrown on Apr 7, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Monday
"Dont yall think that crystal beautiful yall?" -Vince Young
by Texastriplecrown on Apr 7, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm, we’ll call it even for McLouth’s non-catch last night.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Fontenot reminds me of Eugene Levy in Almost Heroes
Every time i hear his name. Gee Fontenoh (phonetically)
Glaus looks smooth
receiving the pickoff throws
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
I agree
He’s certainty solid on first
"Dont yall think that crystal beautiful yall?" -Vince Young
by Texastriplecrown on Apr 7, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
What is the pitch count on JJ?
I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.
60-something I think.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
that was #70
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Did anyone hear Buck Belue today talking...
about the Heyward jerseys?
"This stadium is upside down!!!" -Jim Powell, 4/5/2010
Hmm...
To each his own, but I love it. I really like Buck though. I could take or leave Leo and Lemmer is always great.
"This stadium is upside down!!!" -Jim Powell, 4/5/2010
Foul ball,
but nice play by Glaus anyway
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Looks like Moylan needs to start stretching.
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Jeez
he’s given up 2 hits and no runs.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
well, crap
scratch that
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
There is no bullpen
Only ZUUL Moylan
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Apr 7, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah crap
thanks ump.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
And I’m back.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
Jeez.
Need the Vidro, stat.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
How come Lowe sucks and gets 16 runs to play with
And Jurrjens gets only 1 run to this point and the way things happened last year will get a ND or loss to show for it.
JVL
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Law of averages. Overscore for Lowe, underscore for Jurrjens.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn it
Where the hell was Heyward?
Whatever, you know what it means:

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Hey its Soto
That douche that stole McCanns starting All Star job.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
Ugh
Just thought about Max Scherzer getting Chipper AND Yunel on the stupid fake to third and first.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
NICE pitch
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
time for what?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
cake?
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
mmmm. cake!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still alive.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Beat you to it.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps, but I’m wearing eyeliner – are YOU?
;-)
"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz
No. But I am wearing Press-ons. are you?
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
or death?
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Nats! :)
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
wooooo go NATINALS!!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 7, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on...
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
If he walks him, McDowell’s on his way out.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Call to the 'pen anyway
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh there he goes
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Awwww man
Times like these, I wish we had Oakland’s foul territory
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Do they call ground balls in Denver a mile high?
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, but flyballs are 2miles high.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Dempster next… so perhaps a DP is still possible.
"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz
Dempster got a hit last time, remember
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember
Jurrjens only went 5.2IP in his first start last year
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Kill me. Please.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
I was thinking the same thing.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that long
I’m just that quick.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
How did you get a pic of my reaction so quickly?
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody's got to cover 1st there, right?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Saving a third world country.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, Prado I’m pretty sure.
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Well the good news
Is this has drawn a live lookin on MLBN
Smoltz cursed him. He had two strikes and then Smoltzie started talking about confidence, blah blah blah.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
A wise man once said
Fuck it, Maddux said when things get tough, throw slower, not harder.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
A wise man indeed
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I got some Makers Mark. C’mon down here to Huntsville.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait?
I didn’t realize it was everyday today.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm surprised Nate threw it.
Seemed like last year he never did that.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Not worried
Sets up more storybook nonsense for Heyward.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
0-2
Now put him away for crying out loud.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Every time I flip back to ESPN they are talking about Heyward. During a Red Sox/Yankees game. It’s weird.
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
Who was that talking bout Chipper and Heyward hugging?
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Nomar
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Chipper running to 3rd...
The whole time I’m thinking… don’t pull your hammy… don’t pull your hammy.
Crosby The Anti-Gondeee
I was thinking
Do a peiroet. Do a peiroet
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
So were either of those runs earned?
The error at first should have negated the first run, and the second scored after the second out was recorded, so it should be negated as an earned run too. Right?
Concerns for your fantasy team?
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
The first run
would have scored regardless, you can’t count on a DP. The second wasn’t
Why would you want the TV and the stereo on at the same time?
'Cause I like to party.
Bright side
Dempster has been sitting for like an hour. Hopefully he’s cooled down some
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
nope
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
He was great yesterday
Not as good today, despite the hit
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Also saw more pitches than anyone on the team, I’m pretty sure
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Dempster. Greatest. Pitcher. EVER.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
Why is everyone
trying to hit a HR longer than J-Hey’s? This is not working
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
hahaha
5th winningest Canadian pitcher.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
Good lord.
Dempster ate his Wheaties today.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
bats are cold so far tonight...
Demster is forcing some bad swings.
by mdhenshaw on Apr 7, 2010 8:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Forcing and just blindly swinging are two different things
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
This looks like me playing a video game
Swinging at EVERYTHING
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
wow, really?
Chill out.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Its not like its been a couple of games, he had some struggles last year
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Even in ST, I never saw him get into anything
where I was like “Whoa, that’s the Chipper I’m used to”
Ha, you new here?
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
damn damn damn damn damn
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
yup
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it.
Dempster isn’t throwing anything over the plate. Sit back and wait on him and stop Frenchying at crap a foot outside.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Help me understand … what is it about a pitch at your nose looks too good to resist swinging at?
I don’t get the swinging at pitches you couldn’t do anything with, even if you were to make contact.
"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz
does someone have a radio stream they'd like to post?
i know im wayyyyyyyyyy late but we have so many comments it was hard to find one
http://player.cumulusstreaming.com/SLPLayer.aspx?WUMP-AM
tis a tad slow though
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Snag a towel and

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
HEIGHT TAGS
Use them, please
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
sorry about that, haven’t figured all that out yet.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
After you enter the IMAGE URL, and the code is generated, go in between the last " and the /> and enter the phrase:
height=“less than 200 preferrably”
and then post it.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Awesome, thank you.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll tell you what, if an occasion tonight warrants the redwood pic…I’m not using no fucking height tag
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus, Med’s fastball has a shit-ton of late movement.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
That changeup was wicked.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry everyone
Matt Diaz is still on the bench.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
He doesn't help much
unless a LHP comes on
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
You and your numbers
Matt Diaz is a real baseball player!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Error is spelled P-R-A-D-O, apparently.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
scored a 1B
for some reason
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure why either. I mean, it was hit pretty damn hard, but he could have snagged it.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
All he had to do is get in front of the ball, instead he tries to back hand it. ugh
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on, Dorn!!
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Prado probably could've knocked that one down
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
They shouldn’t do wide shots with Meds on the mound. He looks like a child out there.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
My roommate just called him a miniature Joba
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Troy flashing some leather
Kinda making up for his error. Somewhat. Almost.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Is there an echo in here?
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Glaus just needs more difficult plays
The easiest one of the night is the one he booted
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
I was just gonna say that.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
10
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
“Although, I’ll have to say, the best player in the game is Pujols.”
Way to go out on a limb there, Sutcliffe.
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
No love for Augie Ojeda.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I can feel it
Heap’s going yard
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
If he gets a strike, that is
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Swubg at ball 4
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
2 strikes
gotta protect the plate
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It was 3-1 though
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
oh
Thought you meant the ball he hit in play
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but that would be awesome.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Glaus is going yard
I can feel it
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Uhhh..
Nope.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
One of these days
I will be.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
those two breaking balls
were pretty good not much he could do with them
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
AAAAGH. I can’t put this into words.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Ok, I hate the fact I hear the Cubs fans cheering more than ours.
"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz
that's
until Heyward comes up to bat lol
by drumzalicious on Apr 7, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Mistook Garret Jones
for Garret Anderson?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
How Glaus was swinging in game 1, you must have been drunk
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Apr 7, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks a little above average lots of Cubs fans
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
good sized crowd
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Apr 7, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
When I got there around 5, the following tickets were sold out: $1 skyline, outfield pavilion, upper deck, BOGO terrace. I had to go with a SRO ticket. Of course there were single tickets to be had for $30+, but that’s not in my budget. Keep in mind I was only looking for one ticket, not trying to get 2 or 5 people sitting together.
At this point,
I’d be happy with a ball in play
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
be careful what i wish for
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, we got that…
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, Troy Glaus looks like he doesn't even care out there.
Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina
by The Feathered Warrior on Apr 7, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
lol
Now you’re just looking for reasons to hate on a guy who’s slumping
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
TROY GLAUS HATES BASEBALL AND PUPPIES
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
No, Garrett Anderson looked like that.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure
But you gotta move to Atlanta. :)
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah the spring.
Love is the air.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It could happen.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I was just going to say.
You could that guy that the pine tar on his bat was actually liquefied baby and he’d still take the same approach at the plate.
Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina
by The Feathered Warrior on Apr 7, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Glaus is a good guy
Just still working on his timing he basically did not play all of last year
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The 2nd game of the season, and Glaus is already the new FUGA,
give him a break.
Sheridan " Braves look dangerous this season", I agree.
Adam Laroque did too
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Apr 7, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
94 pitches for Dempster…we just need to keep it close and crack that pen
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
Lets hope
If we get to Marmol, we get the one who cant even hit the backstop
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
they’ve got a lot of holes out there
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Marmol will either strike out the side, or walk in a run.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha,
exactly
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
we're swinging at BS today though, so he'll K the side
Prado, Glaus, and Esco been swinging at everything.
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Apr 7, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes
you just need to get past the SP and everything is OK
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Marmol
will either walk the first 3 or strike out the side, no in between
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, I remember Medlen’s first game…he was nervous as fuck. Good to see him throwing with confidence.
lol
Helton Grand Slam assist to Francoeur
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
haha, forgot about that
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
If there’s anyone who can dismantle him, it’s Heyward
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That means
Matt Diaz pinch-hitting for Medlen, I believe
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No, Meds calls his “steve.” They hang out on the weekends and watch Cricket.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
a little bit of both… Lots of swinging empty tonight
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Both could stand to regress toward the mean a little.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I think i read that he was 0-9 pitching at the Ted.
Sheridan " Braves look dangerous this season", I agree.
Anyone else remember
When Edgar Renteria punched Fontenot?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
sounds amazing
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Internet strikes again.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
My bad
It was a clothesline . . . FROM HELL
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Edgar was pissed
He almost fought Ted Lilly after being plunked but he got ejected, so Rents took it out on the rookie Fontenot on a steal.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
...
NOW I remember! He stole on the next pitch, if my memory serves me correctly…and yes, closeline from hell.
haha
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It’ll never beat the Chan Ho Park jump-kick
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Now you’re just pandering to me
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Park was good, but no one will ever top this...

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You just don’t fuck with a 46 yr old who can throw 100 mph. I mean, what did he think would happen?
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy crap! This is a Judo throw I teach my students!
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's get Meds
A Villarreal!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Good inning there by Meds.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
its looking like only Meds right now, although Heyward still has a shot, as does someone off the bench
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Whoever
gets the GW hit
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
and now its not Heyward. Its gonna be Meds and whoever gets the GW hit
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Scares me a bit
Just dont see that many good lefties in the minor leagues. Granted Marshall is not a “great” lefty
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward walks to the plate
Stadium explodes around him
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck. I was gonna pick him up. Then I didn’t
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
If he’s still available you gotta snag him…great year last year other than ERA
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Swinging Strike at a curveball down and inside
0-2
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Inside High Fastball
Made him look silly strike three OUT
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Another HIGH swinging strikeout.
WTF?
"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz
Man
I thought we got rid of all the guys who fell for the high fastball
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Not many nasty lefties in the minors
Just takes time
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward vs. Marshall
1. Inside FB for strike
2. Swing and miss at a outside curve.
3. Check swing strikeout on a high inside FB
[only built for cuban linx]
It's okay
Matt Diaz is on deck
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
McLouth Ks. At least it wasnt a high fastball.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
Duh and that's what I was telling everyone here.
Glaus has looked absoultely horrible so far.
It would rule if Matt Diaz got a bigger ovation than Heyward.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Are people chanting lets go Matt?
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
damn weak bat
Kept him from going yard =)
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
Just how many Zaxby commercials have Jaime Pressly in them? Not that I’m complaining.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Cowboys don’t eat salad.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone ever been to Chicago?
The city is amazing. Young, vibrant, clean. Tons of history. I completely underestimated that town…
"This stadium is upside down!!!" -Jim Powell, 4/5/2010
Yes, several times
love that they have bike paths all over. It’s a fun place to ride.
Sheridan " Braves look dangerous this season", I agree.
Happy thoughts
Anyone else remember Amazin’ Avenue flipping out when Jerry Manuel made the choice to leave Pedro Feliciano in against Matt Diaz with the bases loaded?
Man, those were great times
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Those comments were classic
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of the Mets
has our good buddy Manny “I’ll Cost Ya” made it into a game yet
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a no-win situation
Leave him in and its Feliciano vs Diaz, take him out and Bobby PH’s with Chipper.
Patience, grasshopper
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s withdrawal from the lack of home runs.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
+100
Well played, sir.
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
You new here, cowboy? You know the drill. 9:20 am.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Wasn’t there a game last year where by the time the game was over there was like 4 anti- fanposts already?
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
So far,
the bullpen has been awesome in both games
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
+1
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Glaus looks to be settling in at 1B. Good scoop and a couple of good plays.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
certainly game costing..
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, a few good plays to one bad one. I can see him getting a little better as the season goes on.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I love when my fucking power shuts off in the middle of a Braves game.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
haha. I was wondering where you went
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
supposedly
some dumbass worker was “doing normal checks” on the powerbox and “cut the wrong cord.” How the hell do you cut the wrong cord? You should probably know what cord to cut if you’re an electrician. You might, you know, hurt yourself if you don’t.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Cut the red wire
THERE ALL RED!!!!!
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
dagger
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG HOW ARE YOU POSTING????
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
laptop, I presume
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats funny. Cause the Braves’ power has been missing this game too.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Zing!
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Smoltz has said a lot of interesting stuff. I need more Maddux stories though.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, he wasn’t bad last night during the Yanks/Sox game
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
haha. correct
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Classy….
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Yeah,
because there are zero overweight dudes at Wrigley doing embarrassing crap
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
If the Braves come back from this game
I’ll order one of those awful Heyward car windshield shirts.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
woah...
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He's been kind of
“¡Ole!” today
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It has been bad
his “error” earlier was horrible
by UltimaParadox on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
If we wanted 2 bonehead plays and a head-high strikeout, we'd kept KJ
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Apr 7, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
+11111111111111111111111111111111
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhhh ohhh
Hope the Aussie and Dave can work out of the inning… The way were swingin tonight Im not too confident in getting more than 2 runs in
by murph35 on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
He lost his voice
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
ha, nice
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on PeMo...
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Finally got one right!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Moylan is my hero.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
Not at all.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
What a jerk
Practically the whole Cubs team is a jerk
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, I like it. No doubt about the call.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Escobar almost blew that one with a bobble
But recovered in time, thank god
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Do you have any good luck graphics for some instant offense? I’d take one right now…
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 7, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
thata girl!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 7, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
vidroooo
NOW LETS FUCKING SCORE! Im tired of this 1 run BS.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
+100000
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
OT…how is 4th of July at The Ted? Thinking of driving down for that weekend series this year.
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
fish
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably easy to do
One year it was the Cards, and it was balls packed
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
nice, yeah I was thinking the crowd shouldn’t be too crazy
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
At least no
Opposing fans
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Ah, that was so damn close
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Dude
Stop hating already. He very nearly had a great bunt. Give him credit
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
What I want to know is why Cabrera is still hitting against a lefty in the 8th inning with the Braves down 2-1? Where the hell is Matty?
tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.
Already PH
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on Marteeen
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Marteeeeen
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
It’s about time we got a damn hit
by CaptainRockSxD on Apr 7, 2010 9:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Damn this hitters park. but good double.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
THIS
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on Chip!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Park one and let’s get Wagner out there for the 9th, Chipper.
tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.
I like where your head is at.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
+alot
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
They're gonna walk Chip
BMac is on deck
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Dang
How was that not a strike?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Chipper is my HERO!!!
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
GOD DAMN IT
I don’t really want one of those fucking shirts.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
hahaha
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YES!!!
You da man Chip!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Welcome back Chipper!!
"These days, anytime one of my pitchers keeps Murphy in the ball park, I pat 'em on the fanny" - Pete Rose
by BravesCPO on Apr 7, 2010 9:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Excellent work, sir.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve seen these in person – they’re awesome.
"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz
haha
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
And how
Look fellas, she really did say that
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Somehow I get the sneaky feeling you all aren’t talking trees.
"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz
Let's just say
The old guard really, really likes winning baseball.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
I do believe you and I started this rally. ;)
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Who was it who was worried about Chipper earlier?
You can officially stop worrying.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
More runs...
not time to relax yet.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
nice timing!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This is still Chipper's team
Heyward will have his turn, but Chipper is reminding us all of the pecking order.
60% of the time, it works every time
Leave Grabow. I love him.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
I'll take it
Sure beats a JVL
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
yesterday LOWE got the RUSS ORTIZ
[only built for cuban linx]
by Mighty Healthy on Apr 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Finally got back from teaching. Can I get a quick recap?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
Heyward RBI double in 2nd...
Braves immediately stopped hitting until just now, when Prado doubled, Chipper homered
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
JJ was great through 4
then struggled mightily in the 5th, gave up 2 runs
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Chipper!

P2C
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
J-Hey drove in the first run. Then it was boring. Chipper just hit a 2 run bomb to retake the lead. You’re up to speed.
tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.
New thread! Go!
http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/4/7/1410428/open-thread-4-7-cubs-at-braves-3
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
its getting really laggy in here.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
this
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Once again, there's a new thread:
http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/4/7/1410428/open-thread-4-7-cubs-at-braves-3
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Wags this is why you we got you here.
I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.
Ugh. This is why you are here. Failure on my part.
I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s throwing Gas.
I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 7, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Great win.
Wags is filthy. Chipper is clutch. Heyward drives in another.
Feel bad JJ didn’t get any more run support and get the W.
Also not good that Glaus got the golden sombrero tonight.
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