Jason Heyward T Shirts now for sale!

by hooter222 on Apr 7, 2010 12:23 AM EDT

Can't get enough Jason Heyward? We've got the ONLY first-run Heyward Fan Club T's now on sale.

Order yours today! Call 678 457 0134 or email rob@as400warehouse.com. Link to ebay post below.

Check back daily as we'll be adding new designs and colors. Available in Adult XL and Youth L.

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"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Apr 7, 2010 9:56 AM EDT reply actions

lol

"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions

The ShamWow works great for cleaning up pools of hooker blood.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 7, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions

you're gonna love my nuts

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 7, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bDPAOuizsQ

I thought hurricane season was over........

by bravesguy311 on Apr 8, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions

Critique

• Who drives at 10 and 2 position anymore?
• It’s talking about parking, but there’s evident lane stripes indicating road, not parking lot
• I’m confused about the broken bat as the underline to “Heyward’s Up” – it meshes with the image as if the ball was bat directly into the windshield
• The tachometer/speedometer confuse me; since it’s unclear which is which, two scenarios – either the car is revving close to redline at somewhere around 60 mph which means the engine has some serious issues, or the car is going about 120mph, which is highly illegal. I can’t condone illegal activities here, so I might have to delete the post for that. Not to mention that going 120 mph, a baseball would do more than crack and bounce off the glass.
• Which brings me to my last critique point – if it were truly a Jason Heyward-hit ball, it would have shattered through the glass regardless of the physical speed of the car itself, and in all likelihood, pierced through the driver, killing them in a bloody mess, before exploding out of the bottom of the car, into the earth, and then pop out of the ground in Mongolia, killing Hannibal’s descendant while they were attempting to cross the Alps on an elephant.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 7, 2010 12:54 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs

This should be green

I hope you choose to leave the fanpost just for your comment alone!

Official MCM Hater!

Fire Jeff Fisher.

by gramsey712 on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions

It could be the engine temp, but either way, he needs to pull over and service that vehicle immediately by either adding some coolant, taking it to a local service station, or calling Safelight Auto glass. Safelight Repair, Safelight replace!

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions

green. def.

by Lizziebeth on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions

You need to get a real job, but…

• Which brings me to my last critique point – if it were truly a Jason Heyward-hit ball, it would have shattered through the glass regardless of the physical speed of the car itself, and in all likelihood, pierced through the driver, killing them in a bloody mess, before exploding out of the bottom of the car, into the earth, and then pop out of the ground in Mongolia, killing Hannibal’s descendant while they were attempting to cross the Alps on an elephant.

…is exactly what I was thinking, more or less.

"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions

I’m gonna say you were thinking more of the less side.

(either I just looked like an idiot making no sense, or just offeneded you, for which I’m sorry because its out of line)

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 7, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions

lol

The only way to really offend SB is to say that you’re better at Street Fighter than he is. That pisses him off pretty royally.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 7, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Not really. The fact that you never accepted my challenge proves that you’re just scared of my Guile. It’s science.

"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions

See?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 7, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions

case closed. Consider me, um, enlightened

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 7, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions

Ha, no you’re right on.

"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 7, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions

Brilliant and rec'd...

…although a bit geographically challenged in the final paragraph.

Another thing nobody has pointed out is the odds of the poster hawking unlicensed MLB shirts on a prominent Braves blog getting busted are probably decently high.

by cavebird on Apr 8, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions

Yeaaaaah

I thought about it after I posted it, and realized Mongolia and the Alps are pretty far away, but figured I could just make the excuse that the descendant was starting in Mongolia on his elephant en route to Switzerland, before a Heyward hit burst from the ground and killed him.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 8, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions

My favorite TC post ever.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions

by BullManUGA on Apr 7, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions

There’s actually a study proving that if you are hit by a Heyward homerun you have invincibility for a short time.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 7, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions

Come on now

Only available in adult XL? I sure as hell don’t fit into a youth L.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 7, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah, not a lot of 7XLs out there…

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by cbwilk on Apr 8, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions

Get your Heyward T’s here….

Tiny by hooter222 on Apr 12, 2010 2:10 PM PDT Comment 0 comments

Going, Going…Not quite gone!

Selling original Jason Heyward T-Shirts! Youth L and Adult XL

Just $11.99 + s&h. FROM ATLANTA

Help us to raise money for our Little league team! Please support YOUTH SPORTS!

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by cbwilk on Apr 12, 2010 5:27 PM EDT reply actions

I avoided this thread for sooo long, and RH tricked me into clicking on it…and now he has tricked me into thinking about buying one of these things.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:45 AM EDT reply actions

I’m going to just keep forgetting that I have to buy one of these. Yeah, that’ll do…

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 10:10 AM EDT reply actions

I’m really getting pissed that my home laptop is on the fritz, as i’m missing golden moments like these in the game threads. Although it may be a blessing in disguise, as i don’t have to buy one of these ugly things.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Apr 15, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions