How about some laughs?
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 11:36 PM EDT
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PrintEven though the season is already over, I thought it would be beneficial to everyone if we attempted to raise spirits a little bit. Therefore I propose something that has been brought up ad nauseum in the OTs...a new photoshop contest. You can view the previous two here and here.
So let's see what you can come up with. Heyward saving orphans from a burning building (there's a particular scene from the Simpsons that would work lovely), Cyborg Hanson, Chipper stretching, Glaus grounding into a double play, etc, etc. I will personally judge each and every picture and award internet points to those that I deem worthy. Points will be redeemable later on in the season for various prizes (...maybe).
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Hahahaha
Nobody wants your prizes of Nationals crap you’ve gotten at the door at RFK.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
You’re a piece of filth, you know that? My night is ruined.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 28, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
lol
Oh man, I forgot about this picture.
by soup du jour on Apr 28, 2010 7:37 AM EDT up reply actions
this isn't from photoshop, but I think it's funny
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
damnit sdp
this’ll be hard to beat.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 27, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
It’s almost like you’ve had this queued up for a while, and just have finally found the perfect opportunity to dish it up.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I want the story behind this picture
Please expound!
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 28, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahah
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
What the heck is he holding?
A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!
by HereComesBream on Apr 28, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Dip can.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 28, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Line-up card and Skoal.
Here are Pujols's stats: 1.000/1.000/4.000/5.000. That's right. He is batting a thousand, with a thousand OBP (naturally), and every hit has been a home run, and thus his OPS is a perfect 5.000.
They do. He just doesn’t speak any english to know what they are saying.
by Michael Pesce on Apr 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha!
"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 28, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhh whattt??? Yunel's hair is sexy as fuck.
4/4/10
The Braves will win 90 games this year.
BEEMER BENZ OR BENTLY
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This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 28, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions
I'm not good at photo editing...
But I have a couple pics for yall to use!
A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!
by HereComesBream on Apr 28, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions
These two are caption gold :)
A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!
by HereComesBream on Apr 28, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice!
I found out they’re rushing to get everyone out of the dugout and into the tunnel after Nate’s walk-off.
A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!
by HereComesBream on Apr 28, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
that’s sick
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It touched me, it touched me!!
now I have error cooties.
"These days, anytime one of my pitchers keeps Murphy in the ball park, I pat 'em on the fanny" - Pete Rose
LOL
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 28, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome
anything that involves Tommy Hanson has to be awesome.
A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!
by HereComesBream on Apr 28, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Just now seeing this - here is my weak attempt.
Be kind, I don’t know how to use Photoshop…. LOL
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West
by NCChopper on Apr 28, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Take that Brian Jordan!
A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!
by HereComesBream on Apr 28, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Super Saiyan Smoltz
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on Apr 28, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
can someone please do something with the awkward tom glavine commercial with Chip clapping next to him? That commercial looks ridiculous…
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
Dude
That rocks
A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!
by HereComesBream on Apr 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I really hope someone has a masterpiece lined up for tonight
I could use it.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Should be crappy enough for TC standards…
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
hahaha
it looks like Milky is starting to come around though…or at least we can only hope
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 29, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Ok, promise this is it. A tribute to our comback win over the Phillies
by schlagdawg on Apr 29, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
nice! one of my favorites by far
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 29, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
yep. there’s a kid for all sorts of teams. there’s one of him in a boston jersey, dodgers jersey, patriots jersey, etc. etc.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on May 3, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Great idea, Smoltz's Beard
I’m a little late looking at your “How about Some Laughs?” post from April, but the photoshopped pix are hilarious. Good work by all who sent in photos, and thanks for the laughs.
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