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Braves lose their 6th straight, fall to the Birds 4-3

This is starting to hurt.

What a crappy game. It looked like the Braves' offense was coming around after scoring 2 runs in the 3rd inning and then another in the 4th inning. Troy Glaus was showing his singles POWAH. Melky Cabrera was swinging the bat well. Nate McLouth ripped a double down the RF line. And Yunel Escobar had some great ABs in the leadoff spot.

But that certainly didn't last long.

After leading 3-0, the Braves fell asleep at the plate. The Braves went 1-2-3 in the 5th, 6th, 7th inning and left 2 runners on base in the 8th. The Cardinals chipped away at the lead until Yadier Molina delivered the big blow in the 8th inning, hitting a GW RBI double into left-center field. The Braves battled back and had a leadoff infield single in the 9th inning via Matt Diaz, but Eric Hinske promptly hit into a 6-4-3 double play. Yunel Escobar walked to keep hope alive, but Martin Prado grounded out to 2nd to end the game.

And just like that the Braves lose (again) 4 to 3.

I'm not sure about the TC faithful, but this loss hurts a lot more than any of the Mets or Phillies losses.

Star-divide

Timmy Hudson pitched a good game and even contributed at the plate going 1-for-3 with a run. Huddy was cruising in the first few innings but the Cardinals chipped away until they got within striking distance. Once again though, the offense had a bunch of chances to get our starter more runs to work with, but failed to do so leaving 8 runners on base. Eight. Ocho. Jeff Francoeur's old number +1.  Ugh.

Takashi Saito struggled tonight, giving up the GW run along with 2 hits and a walk. Peter Moylan failed to strand his inherited runner, Yadier Molina, after he gave up a stolen base and then was victim to a bloop double from Bryan Anderson. All-in-all, not a strong night from the bullpen.

The Good:

Troy Glaus - 2-for-3 w/ a BB, 1RBI

Nate McLouth - 1-for-3 w/ a RBI 2B

Melky Cabrera - 2-for-4, 1R

Tim Hudson - 6+IP  3ER  4K/3BB

The Bad:

Peter Moylan - BS, allowed the tying run to score in the 7th after Yadier Molina stole 2nd off him.

Chipper Jones - 0-for-3 w/ a BB

Jason Heyward - 0-for-3 w/ a BB, 3 runners LOB

The Ugly:

Innings 5, 6 and 7 - 9 consecutive outs, 27 pitches seen. Good lord.

Takashi Saito - L, 1IP  1ER  2H  1K/1BB

Upcoming Games:

The Braves send their $60MM ace #5 starter Derek Lowe to the mound to face Cardinals ace Chris Carpenter. First pitch is at 8:15EST.

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I missed the game but it looks like I didn’t miss anything new

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by bpk228480 on Apr 26, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

you usually need a hammer, some nails and some gloves to make sure you don’t get splinters.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 26, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 27, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think you can

The amount of html you can actually utilize in the comments is pretty rudimentary, and I don’t think they recognize the table tags, but then again, i’ve never really tried.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fanpost

playboy

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 27, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

it gonna look shitty in an image. Oh well.

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 27, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do it in Word

And then see if importing a word doc is still an available option. It should parse the table out for you then.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

go to the website

http://www.w3schools.com/html/html_tables.asp

and use that as an example. You can copy / paste the table examples into a fanpost and edit it to include what you want (more rows / columns / etc)

by fphjr01 on Apr 27, 2010 8:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just hope we win before we reach 10 like in ’06. That would be a nice short term goal.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 26, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugly #1 was the key to the game. It’s like they thought it was all sewn up with a three run lead.

And this is starting to remind me a little of ’06.

by Sam Jethroe on Apr 27, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

This is certainly depressing. That’s all I can say.

Looking forward to tomorrow. Chris Carpenter hasn’t exactly been stellar against the Braves, so hopefully we can get a DLW.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 27, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

i'm kinda looking forward to the GT tomorrow night

Derek Lowe starts always bring some ripe comic activity into the thread.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 27, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

He brings out the Hulk in us all. I wish one day he would prove me wrong and keep the opposing team under 4 hits with 1 run or less. He hasn’t done that (just making this up off the top of my head) since opening day last year.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 27, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were actually pretty close…there was only one other outing besides opening day that he gave up less than 4 hits. The funny thing is that he pitched a gem and still got the loss, ha. Sound familiar?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lohse

does not do well against any team, and he did well against our ace

Panic time is over, the basement sets in

by a hay on Apr 27, 2010 4:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man, this game really got to me.

This is the first time I’ve really been pissed after a game. I usually get a little ticked off, but I always think “Ah, there’s always tomorrow and it’s still early.”

Tonight I’m not feeling so great. It’s still early, but if we only score 3 runs off Kyle Lohse, I worry about facing Carpenter and Wainwright the next couple days.

I’m gonna get off now before I start to piss people off with my negativity. Night everybody.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 27, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Losing to the Muts is worse IMO

I respect the Cardinals way more. Hey on the positive side the G Braves are doing better and better!

"Braves fans in the hizzy" -Boog
"Is that like the crib?" - Joe

by GwinnettBraves on Apr 27, 2010 12:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree,

and that’s good news about the G Braves.

by HEYJUDE on Apr 27, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have to disagree with you. Even though we lost, this team looked much better than the team that was on the field against the Mets. The defense was much improved, baserunning was much improved. And we got 3 runs. That’s a great improvement. Our three “weakest” players came through offensively (Glaus, Melky, McLouth). With all those things combined, I was pretty relieved after yesterday’s game even though it was a loss.

by Gage23 on Apr 27, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

how can bobby’s indefensibe non-substitution of peter moylan with 2 out and a runner on 2nd and a lh hitter (lh hit peter at a ridiculous clip) not make that recap? hell, its not even being discussed. is my bitterness toward bobby cox tonight unfounded?

My opinion cant be wrong. It's my opinion. Those who don't like it can piss up a rope.

by ryan c on Apr 27, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't blame Bobby for this one...

Was there ever any doubt we were going to blow that? and the thing is…i have a strange feeling there are people out there pleased we scored 3 runs.

by Nova Scotia Steve on Apr 27, 2010 12:22 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That comment makes no sense what-so-ever

Kyle Lohse is considered a good pitcher??? – Maybe when he faces the Braves.

by Nova Scotia Steve on Apr 27, 2010 12:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You see, it's like this, we scored 3 runs against a good team tonight,

and we haven’t been scoring Even 3 runs against much worse teams of late.
I see this as an improvement.

by HEYJUDE on Apr 27, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good for you

But it still doesn’t make sense – i see your point. But it doesn’t make sense. I find it extremely diffiuclt to defend an anemic offense that has for the past 14 games looked probably worst i’ve ever seen it over a span of that many games….

by Nova Scotia Steve on Apr 27, 2010 12:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It doesn't make sense

that you think what she said doesn’t make sense.

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Apr 27, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

...And the beat goes on

We’ve lost to Moyer, Maine, Kendrick, Loshe etc etc Pretty tough to look forward to facing Carpenter & Wainwright – Hope they win but i’m not spending all my nights/evenings watching this lifeless team that seems they could care less (beside bullpen & starting pitching) whether they win or lose….It’s a fucking disgrace

by Nova Scotia Steve on Apr 27, 2010 12:17 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Maybe you should find a winning team to watch for now,

and then when we start winning, which we will, you can jump back on the bandwagon, just sayin’.

by HEYJUDE on Apr 27, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been a Braves fan for 16 years

So give me a break – with your snarky comments – and watch almost EVERY game in its entirety. If not the whole game I ALWAYS catch a couple innings. So don’t give me the wagon talk. I’ve had a seat on there since the early 90’s and the staff there no me by name and are confortable with me running openin tabs.

by Nova Scotia Steve on Apr 27, 2010 12:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe you aren’t a bandwagon fan, but you’re sure talking like one. I’m not trying to take personal shots or start an argument but when you say things about our team like “fucking disgrace” when we’re 3 games under .500 3 weeks into the season it makes me (and probably the other readers readers) question your rationality as a baseball fan.

"Look out Atlanta. He [Jason Heyward] is going to wow you."
-Chipper

by kauf67 on Apr 27, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I see the expressions that i saw in the dugout Sunday Night

It was a disgrace – It looked like they could care less if they won…lost…tied…got rained out….etc. In a 1-0 ballgame no less. How about that look from Yunel Escobar??? It felt like he was glaring into every home in Amercia/Canada and beyond saying “Are you kidding me?” (It was after Chipper’s poor AB – and I know Chip’s not 100% – but the look was deadly)

by Nova Scotia Steve on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

The phrase is “couldn’t care less”. If you’re going to use it over and over again, at least use the correct phrase.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Look" from Escobar......?

people see what they want to see

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nova, fan since the early 90s is the definition

of a bandwagon Braves fan, jumped on when we started winning and rode the wave. I truly became a Braves fan when I was 7 and me and my parents were at the July 4-5, 1985 game. The longest in Braves history, we stuck around suffered through the rain delays and the loss (to the Mets) and enjoyed the fireworks at 5 am.

by Chapel420 on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was 10 and my father got me watching them - ZHe was a fan when they were in Milwaukee

Like really…I’m from Canada…seen 13 Braves games…4 in Atlanta….Have the “A” emblem tatoo’d over my heart after my father passed away from cancer because we were both such big fans…have an authentic David Justice Jersey that was bought in 1996 – the year he was traded (fail) and my family dog who’s died a few year’s back was named Justice – Like is that enough????

But yeah I’m a bandwagon jumper…Suppose you’re going to say my father jumped on the bandwagon as well…

by Nova Scotia Steve on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry but you should have been more specific

The early ninties is when no one cared about the Braves until they actually started winning and all the sudden everyone was a Braves fan. And it got to the point were no one cared about us maikng the playoffs. Has there ever been any other team that couldn’t sell out playoff games? I truly dislike those people who praise the Braves when we’re good and forget they exist when we lose.

by Chapel420 on Apr 27, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

So people have to give a discourse on their life story

Or be bashed and dissed by those who believe they are “in charge” and have the only acceptable points of views or opinions here…

This place is a fucking joke…

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please

Don’t base your opinion of the entire site based solely on the opinions of those whose posts you see the most frequently. There are over 3500 members here, and sure, 2000 of those accounts are Hong Kong spambots, and not everyone is out to jump all over your own thoughts and opinions.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

True... not everyone

Just those most vocal…

Smoltz’s Beard
Justincredible
Chief Noc-A-Homa

As I said, the guys that think they are in charge… It’s sad when a die hard Braves fan since the 80’s (pre winning days — I know I need to qualify my statement) can’t feel like he’s welcome here because I don’t spout insane and eternal optimism.

I want the Braves to win every game. I realize that is never going to happen, but that’s what I want. I hurt when the Braves lose. I also think people shouldn’t be ostracized for not being frustrated, suggesting changes, etc when things aren’t going well.

Unfortunately, those most vocal (i.e. the ones listed above + more) love to attack anyone who isn’t in line with their opinion, even when that opinion is supported with evidence, statistics, examples. Then, of course, the sample size is questioned, etc.
 
But as the sample size grows along with the losing streak, they still argue everything is rosy.

And they are the first to bitch and moan at the end of a loss, all the rosyness gone until the next day… At least some of us aren’t on the rollercoaster of “we’re great” before each game and “we suck” after each loss…

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m glad to you’ve got me all figured out after reading a dozen or so posts that happened to contradict whatever you were feeling at the time.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest

It wouldn’t matter if this were a blog about baking cookies and we were all die-hard enthusiasts of baking cookies, TC has become somewhat of a community that’s a little skeptical towards newcomers.

Not to say that every word that’s been exchanged (the mods can’t read every word posted) has been cordial, but for better or worse, TC’s kind of developed a bit of a weary audience of fly-by-night member “fans” who leave a steamer of hate and disgust for the team we’re all rooting for when we’re already down from a slump, and then are never heard from again when things inevitably do get better. Some inevitably take it upon themselves to do the weeding themselves, which I can’t really say is the most appropriate manner of handling things, but in the end, if you stick to your guns and celebrate the good, as well as steam with the bad, and simply just hang around, it’s about all you would have to have legitimately prove. (IMO, one’s “duration” or “story” of Braves fandom being indicative to a tangible level of love for the Braves is a little silly)

It’s a myriad of thoughts, opinions, and mindsets here. And as long as you’re here to root for/discuss (logically, hopefully) the Braves, then all are welcome.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whoa...

I thought I was in charge around here?

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Apr 27, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

2000 of those accounts are Hong Kong spambots

Haha.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Things have been kind of "testy" around here the last week

I really do apologize on behalf of myself, and anyone else who has been short with you.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh for Heaven's sake....lol

I don’t think I’m in charge. Far from it.

Someone on here had told me there were alot of spammers about, and I think I mistakenly grouped you with them that one night.

I really am sorry about your GSD. I heart dogs.

Peace

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Assumption blows...

We all have things that impact us each day, and come out in what we say and how we act…

I know that I let my pain (non-Braves related) impact how I dealt with people both here and in my life… My wife is hurting as I am, but she is mad as hell at me because apparently I have been a royal ass the last few days… Losing your best friend can do that to a man.

I hope as hell we start winning soon… I think we all need it… I know I do

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, assumption does blow. And I suck.

I just hope you accept my apology and keep pulling for the Braves!

: )

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ps

chief, hohn is more than likely asexual and not capable of the queef.

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

you would know

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s just science

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

holding hands
 
Kumbaya my lord…….kumbaya……….

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 27, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vance

In all honesty, you’re not the only one he decided to single out. Take it with a grain of salt— tensions are high when the losses pile up…

you’re right— we could all use a win.

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it from your sig quotes

You two had a minor disagreement… Maybe around Mr. Hohn and his lack of understanding of baseball…?

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, my quote (in his sig) was meant to be funny….

his quote (in my sig) was just sad.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.... Don't start tongue lashing!

Go Braves!

Leave it at that!

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha, at least my quote is actually a quote ;)

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooooo....

Who do you think is going to start in the Wheel-Of-LeadoffHitters today?

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

esco or melk

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky & Nate

Seem to be coming around…

I like Nate better myself… I can see him being like Eckstein — scrappy….

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Escobar

He actually looked really good in the leadoff spot last night so I bet ole bobby will go with it.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 27, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was pleased with

the .400 OBP
and .250 AVG

Best leadoff hitter this season… Wait… The sample size is 5 PA… Doh!

I just don’t like Nate hitting 8th… seems like a waste right in front of the 9-hole… if he starts getting on base consistently I mean

Although, my fondness for Nate may be slightly irrational, as he hasn’t produced consistently since we acquired him…

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason why you want a guy like Nate in the 8th hole. It’s also the next most logical place for him as long as Bobby doesn’t want him in leadoff.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's normal for people to feel pissed after your team loses 6 in a row. I'm tired of people getting pissed on here

over people being negative. I don’t think I ever lost a game before and said " Ah, that’s okay guys." No, that never happened. It’s normal to get pissed, so let people get pissed. Some people like to use this blog to VENT their frustration… it goes away and it allows our wives or girlfriends feel better than we don’t sit around being pissed all night.

by BravesFanScout on Apr 27, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's also normal to feel better when our offense begins to wake up and score some runs,

I’m just saying, try to find something good to say, if you can. Some of our players read this blog regularly. I know of two myself. Why kick them when they are down? Try to encourage them if possible.

by HEYJUDE on Apr 27, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Players actually read this blog? Really? That is like a celebrity reading the National Enquire

and believing everything it said about them. I think it is normal for someone to show frustration when their team loses and they LOVE the braves and have followed them since they were birthed. I think people on here should try not to take the comments so serious. People just want to vent the frustrations, so if the Braves do read this they should take it with a grain of salt.

by BravesFanScout on Apr 27, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong

But I don’t think gondeee and the other managers intended this site for venting frustrations whenever we hit a bump in the road. There’s plenty of other blogs out there for that

"Look out Atlanta. He [Jason Heyward] is going to wow you."
-Chipper

by kauf67 on Apr 27, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think i've plenty of the normal bloggers on here vent their frustrations...

it is normal to be pissed about losing 6 in a row. It’s okay to be pissed. I believe i have seen some of the “authors” say some negative things before. So lets not get all high and mighty and act like we’ve never been pissed over losing before. If you are a competitive person then you get pissed about losing. It goes away and we all know that the good thing about baseball is we get to play tomorrow, and if they don’t play then they’ll play two games in one day just make it up to us. Temporary frustration is normal, i promise.

by BravesFanScout on Apr 27, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

This.

It’s all about perspective. I’d agree the mods haven’t set this place up exclusively for venting. Nor do I believe they’ve set it up to exclude anyone from ever doing so. It would be one thing if everyone around here were acting like spoiled Yankee fans and moaning about bitching about a loss after a 5 game winning streak. But after a 6-game losing streak die hard fans are well within their rights to be pissed about the circumstances. It’s not a reflection on them as fairweather/bandwagon fans, it’s not a reflection that they hate the team/players/a particular player, it is an understandable fury over bleak circumstances that they themselves cannot change because such is the nature of the beast. Die hard fans will live and die with their team, and when their team is momentarily flopping about in its grave as ours has this week, it shouldn’t shock or offend anyone to see perfectly reasonable, intelligent, passionate fans of both genders reduced for a moment to 5 year old status. It happens, and that frustration is going to come to the surface eventually, and the longer the losing streak the shorter that fuse is going to get.

I am among those that are being called out for being “negative.” I am PISSED about tonight’s loss, and I won’t sugarcoat that. But- being the reasonable man that I am, I will get over this temporary frustration. I still love my team, I still want them to do well, and I would never fathom jumping ship to the flavor of the week team that might be on a hot streak right now. Are there flaws with this team? Absolutely. Am I in my rights to be upset about that? Sure. However, I’m one of the guys that keeps repeating things like “bad luck” and “small sample size”- for example, has anyone else noticed that Esco’s BABIP is 109 (!!!) points below his career mark? Things like that will correct themselves, but it doesn’t make me feel any better about the fact that we handed away a win against a back-end pitcher like Lohse and now face the monumental task of trying to overcome one or both of Carpenter or Wainwright if we don’t want this skid to hit 7 or 8. That’s a daunting task for a lineup even in the bountiful times, but in the lean ones it’s like asking a man to slay a god. So, while I want my team to turn around tomorrow, and believe that the potential is there, hiding under the surface somewhere, there’s the realist in me that knows they’ve got their work cut out for them and then some. And that in no way makes me a negative nellie or a bandwagon/fairweather fan. If anything it makes me a smarter fan for recognizing not only my team’s weak points but my opponents’ strong points, increasing my knowledge of the game as a whole. Were I a lesser fan it would be easier to assert that we’ll just come back tomorrow, steamroll over some schmuck pitcher and be done with it. Instead I find myself tempering my expectations and hoping that my struggling team finds a way to pleasantly surprise me.

So can we please quit trying to force everyone to post about fields of daisies and rainbow-farting unicorns and acknowledge that there is an appropriate time to be frustrated/upset/mad as hell/insert emotion here and that this is one of those times?

by J-Freak on Apr 27, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

amen, that was long-winded, but amen

by MemphisBravo on Apr 27, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

How do you people actually get pissed over a baseball game?

I’m actually curious. You actually take this game personally?

And I thought I had problems.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 27, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

People get pissed about a baseball game the same way people get pissed about anything. They care about the team and want the team to do well. The Braves are more than just an arbitrary team to many people. There are many people (like myself) who grew up watching the Braves and have been lifelong fans. There are people who enjoy regional pride about a team from Georgia playing major league baseball. There are people who live in St. Louis who are from Georgia and want to see the Braves beat the Cardinals.

The Braves are truly the team of the south (no, Florida doesn’t count), and the fact that people take immense pride in what the Braves do and live and die with their team shouldn’t be something of puzzlement to you. I mean no ill-will to you, but if you don’t atleast understand the reasoning of how someone may be upset after their team loses a game, then I’m beginning to wonder how much time you’ve spent around sports fans. Few and far between are the sports fans who enjoy every game objectively without any connection to a team, simply for the love of the game itself.

by hailtogeorgia on Apr 27, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

some people just dont get it

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Tim 'the Mile High Messiah' Tebow

by David G. Little on Apr 27, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec. by the way

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Tim 'the Mile High Messiah' Tebow

by David G. Little on Apr 27, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

You obviously haven’t seen soccer fans. They’ll kill if their teams lose. I’d rather just get pissy and vent than want to cause physical harm to others over a f*cking game.

by Sparhawk on Apr 27, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Florida does count...

Some of us had families following baseball before 1994.

by El Soro on Apr 27, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

My apologies...

I meant that as the teams in Florida don’t count as southern teams…not that the people in Florida who may be Braves fans don’t count. I just honestly didn’t think there were that many people residing in Florida now who were even there before 1994 (and yes, that’s a joke…kind of).

by hailtogeorgia on Apr 27, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's still just a game

 I go to the games as often as I can, but I also go and visit patients in the VA hospital who don’t ever get visitors,. Just a little different perspective I guess.

Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher

by jimmontg on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Certainly, there are varying degrees to it,

and I admire your kindness regarding patients at the hospital. However, as someone whose grandfather died of cancer in one of those hospitals, and all he cared about was that the braves were on tv in his hospital room, it’s more than just a game to many people.

by hailtogeorgia on Apr 27, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree it is more than a game to some but I just think some perspective helps over these hard times is all.

Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher

by jimmontg on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

In the same way (and a little more light-hearted),

my family still makes the joke that Sid Bream killed our grandmother. She watched the Braves on TBS every night, and she suffered a heart-attack sometime during the night after the epic Sid Bream slide into home against the Pirates. We can all only imagine that she was so excited about that play, that the shock literally caused her to have a heart attack.

by hailtogeorgia on Apr 27, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is funny in a tragic sort of way

I once tripped over the dog running back into the living room when Frenchy hit a HR and sprained my wrist.

Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher

by jimmontg on Apr 27, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

and dropped my beer

Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher

by jimmontg on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

You didn't have my sympathy

Until the part where you dropped your beer. How tragic!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

very tragic

I think the dog just wanted your beer.

by Andy Braves Fan on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damned dog did lap it up off the floor

Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher

by jimmontg on Apr 27, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you cant be serious…. FANS CARE

by MemphisBravo on Apr 27, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

let me guess…..you weren’t the sports type

by MemphisBravo on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

considering he's not playing in the games...

I can see how even “the sports type” doesn’t have a baseball game involving only others effect them much personally.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 27, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

There isn’t much in baseball to boil the blood you know. There are few true shows of pure athleticism, the season and games are way too long, etc. Does it suck that the Braves lost? Sure. Am I actually going to get pissed off about it? Hell no. Especially since baseball is a 162 game schedule. In pretty much every other sport, a 6 (or hell even 4) game losing streak is killer. In baseball, because the season is so long, every single team goes through a losing streak at some point. It’s too early (and the losing streak isn’t long enough in my opinion) to get pissed off just yet.

Then again, I know the internet is Hyperbole Central so most of you who are “SEETHING RAGE” are probably like me (and most people) and whilst it sucks it doesn’t change any part of your demeanor and emotions.

By the way, I’m calling a Braves win tonight. I thought about posting last night before the game thread about the Braves were going to lose that game [because of the general way these losing streaks work. You have to have a decent game (which you lose) before you can win.] but I didn’t post it because no one really needs or cares about such negative bullshit. I fully expect the Braves to win 2 out of the next 3 and would not be overly surprised if they take all 3. Let’s see how much (more) of an asshole the Braves make me look like.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 27, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

your right, if you want to see pure athleticism, go watch the NBA. But, every play is important, every out, every pitch… you are overlooking the mental aspect of game. sacrifice, bunts, working around hitters, utilizing the shift, working counts, the art of stealing bases, stealing signs…these are the unique to baseball and make the game great. If the braves loose a tough one, i just dont decide to be frustrated, it just happens. I live and die by this team, when they lose it hurts, when they win im walking on air….i applaud your aloft sentiments for the braves, i guess

hopefully your prediction will start tonight

by MemphisBravo on Apr 28, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

  • Aloof sentiments, sorry bout that

by MemphisBravo on Apr 28, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Read

I normally don’t read book reports….but this was an exception.

by Nova Scotia Steve on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry about the length. When I was writing it felt like there was a lot of clarification needed in order to refute the kind of one-liners that were being thrown around. Just trying to get a complete thought out there in a manner where it isn’t shredded to pieces by people missing what should be givens.

by J-Freak on Apr 27, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much sums up my thoughts on the matter

We’re Braves fans, of the rabid variety. Watching the Braves drop 6 straight, including games pitched by Lohse, Moyer, Maine, etc. should frustrate us.

Lets hope the Braves can snap out of this funk and start playing some good baseball.

by Andy Braves Fan on Apr 27, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just for the record, you’re not one of the folks that got under my skin about this. And I think my track record will show I’ve done far more than just piss and moan, but it did put me on the defensive when I dared lament our recent struggles in a gamethread last night and got called out for it like I was committing a mortal sin. I’m not a fan of the all-vent type either, but as I said so long-windedly, every once in a while a little venting is warranted during the worst of times. I do appreciate guys like you having a cool head about all this nonsense though. I was definitely not addressing you above.

by J-Freak on Apr 27, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ladies always tend to be REALLY BUBBLY uber-positive….unless you really piss them off.

I hope the Braves win soon. lol

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"always tend"

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa…and I thought we knew each other just a little! Bubbly, uber-positive…it would be ROFL-worthy if I ever heard someone describe me with those words! Thanks for the smile.

by Lizziebeth on Apr 27, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lizzie!!!!!

Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always type always when an always doesn’t need to be there. always.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all good

The response coming under your comment was collateral and implying singling you out or anything.

I guess if people want to go all-vent, I’d suggest the AJC’s section dedicated to nothing but venting. I’d also suggest that they stick around and read the stuff they vent about, and see then how they feel about their own frustration.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

TC needs a rage thread.

Just let it all out in there. Probably be good for a few laughs.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 27, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

go home

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am home, son

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

but we’re having meatloaf… deal with it.

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're learning, grasshopper

; )

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

fist bump

…too soon?….

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't we set our differences aside..

and try to defeat Hohn together?

……Don’t you see?…..he has us all divided!!!

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This might be a good idea. After each loss, someone put up a “Vent” Thread.

We could even have a monthly best quotables from the threads as well.

We could even have a thread after each win and copy and paste unicorns and other nice stuff.

Ok, I might be joking about the win thread, but a venting thread after each loss sounds like a good idea.

by Sparhawk on Apr 27, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m warming to this idea…….

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Apr 27, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unicorns? what about rainbow llamas?

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang 'em...

Those dang’d ol Buzz Buzzkillingtons. Gosh.

by XBEARDX on Apr 27, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sure do like..

fields of daisies. I definitely like rainbow farting unicorns. Come on man, it doesn’t get much better than that. I wonder, do those rainbows smell like fresh fruit too? Do the snozeberries taste like snozberries?

by XBEARDX on Apr 27, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men...

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could we have a rainbow-farting unicorn starting our Game-Day thread tonight? I’ve got a good feeling about it…

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 points to anyone who

a) finds or creates that image
b) posts it immediately at the creation of the OT for tonight’s game

10 WHOLE points…

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

*points not valid for anything

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game on

I’d trust whoever did the Acosta-lypse picture.. or found the llamasaurus.

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am LATE to this party. Damn

by BraveSaluki on Apr 27, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I win. Your “unicorn” doesn’t have a horn. Therefore, it’s just a horse.

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

please explain then

what the giant protruding horn is. please look again. that is all.
also, mine is a real unicorn, and not a drawing. winner

by schlagdawg on Apr 27, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

We will let Vance decide the winner.

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the winner is:

I planned on looking for these at the beginning of the OT for the game, as the rules clearly stated:

10 points to
a) finds or creates that image
b) posts it immediately at the creation of the OT for tonight’s game

10 WHOLE points…

However, I feel I owe a judgment in the here and now… Therefore, without any further ado, I do declare the winner to be (so far):

schlagdawg

who had an actual real unicorn fart out rainbows and managed to take a picture at the exact moment of said rainbowic flatulence.

A close 2nd to HereComestheBream’s 1st entry, who clearly enjoys farting out the largest rainbow ever farted, and a distant 3rd to HereComestheBream’s 2nd entry (and a phone call to PETA), as that unicorn clearly was coerced into farting out a painful rainbow…

I will still accept entrants at the beginning of the OT, as the rules stated

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 27, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WILL WIN NEXT TIME

I can’t post it on the OT cuz I’ll be on mobile..
BUT I’LL WIN NEXT TIME!

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 5:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well…
My crappy computer cut off part of the picture! I’m on mobile, now, so I see the whole thing…sorry.
/facepalm

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 4:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Your Unicorn looks sad that it craps rainbows.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 27, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine looks quizzical:

“wtf just happened back there?”

by schlagdawg on Apr 27, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol. I agree. It’s in Ramming speed with the rainbow farts as speed boosters.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 27, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m seriously laughing out loud right now.

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way...

I’m normally on mobile on the OT, so I can’t do pics on mobile. So anyone else can use one of my farting unicorn pics! :)

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh.god.

i might throw up from laughing so hard

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now now, kids

I said no irrelevant animated gifs. Now look what you’ve done. Done and made me delete some actual funny remarks, and make some of your comments randomly show up in weird places.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What!? That’s horse under the big-rig was totally relevant!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will this not entirely unrelated video work as well?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 27, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really hope that’s good.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 27, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

What are we talking about?

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was wondering.

Also, you’d better watch out. I kinda ripped into someone earlier for replying to me with “/facepalm.” :-P

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 27, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

new Nightmare on Elm Street.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not temporary. There are strings of negative comments in the OT before the game has even started. And most of them consist of irrational anger towards specific coaches or players about a ridiculously small sample size of some statistic that is no where near being consistant for the entire season.

by Gage23 on Apr 27, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really? Players read this? That’s interesting…pretty cool actually.

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 12:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’d be interested to hear which ones, if in fact it is truth….

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

….Thor plays for the Braves?!?!

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

As in Thorman?

I figure my best friend has done a lot more damage out here in real life than anyone ever did on this blog. We saw him playing for Kansas City’s AAA team last year against our hometown Memphis AAA team, and sat right behind the visiting dugout. My friend, who is both bolder and more rash than I, proceeded to yell things like “I bet you miss those days in Atlanta right about now, eh Failman?” and “It must suck to know Mike Jacobs is batting .200 for the worst team in the Majors and you STILL can’t get called up.”

by J-Freak on Apr 27, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a bright note

At least we scored three runs. Couple hard hit balls by Yunel. Glaus and Melky got a couple hits.

The world is ending right now, but this is baseball. Things balance out. We’ve hit a tough stretch playing the best team in the league at home and then hitting the road mired in a slump. We’ll break out.

by kalesi on Apr 27, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Silver Lining......

The Phils are losing to the Giants.

by dragonhawk26 on Apr 27, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

silver lining…..
Braves didn’t make an error !

by MemphisBravo on Apr 27, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

/nods vigorously

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 27, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not so bad, could have been worse.

Hey, Chipper is playing with that hurt hip when he shouldn’t. Why does Bobby keep letting him go on for? Glaus is possibly waking up and who knows? We might get it together soon. I’m not going to despair til the end of May, I remember last year and this team went on a tear after the ASB. There is a mental problem with this team’s offense and I can’t put a finger on it. They just allow their discouragement to rollover and grow. It seems that way to me, any thoughts?

Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher

by jimmontg on Apr 27, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Wag's blowing the save in SF is still the WORST

Funny how most on this site forget about that game. That’s good cause it only brings back pain. Hudson was dealing. (Why in the hell did we pitch to a really Hot Renty?) It’s still a really early season. Better luck next time and hey the month will end this week. Maybe May will be better for us. I’m glad Hudson still have Ace stuff.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 27, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Oddly enough, I feel… ok about this loss. Mostly because we actually scored runs off of the starting pitcher (no matter how good he… isn’t, we haven’t scored runs off of the starter in at least two series), and we didn’t have any errors charged against us. The loss still hurts, but I see progress, and that progress is allowing me to be more optimistic than I’ve been in a week

by Sarahbeth on Apr 27, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

By the way, the Giants beat up Roy Halladay 5-1.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 27, 2010 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

that's all about Sanchez

and that bullpen shutting the Phils down.

that Giants team is looking legit. With their pitching staff, top to bottom, they can compete with anyone. now, will they trade for that big bat they so desperately need?

they have talent in the minors and they need a bat to protect Sandoval (‘cause the likes of Whiteside and Urbe are not going to be doing what they’re doing now in the coming months) and they look really scary to everyone else.

Lincecum
Sanchez (who’s been their 2nd best pitcher this year)
Cain

twice in a 7 game series looks daunting.

by apoxonbothyourhouses on Apr 27, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is looking like an ace.

Dunno how, but he finally found another gear. If he gets his walks down at any point, holy cow- he’s going to resemble the next Greinke.

by J-Freak on Apr 27, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean

its early but still at the same time our most glaring hole is the lead off role. we have no one to set the table for the middle of the order.

Its early to talk about trades but my goodness we could use a good lead off hitter and that person would probably be in LF. Although I do wonder how Matt Young would do with a promotion.

On the bright side Schafer is recovering well

by drumzalicious on Apr 27, 2010 2:08 AM EDT reply actions  

The one thing I am most sick of seeing is so many double plays.

I know its major league pitching they are facing. But aren’t they supposed to be major league hitters? I’ve seen too many guys hit weak ground balls with runners on.

War Eagle

by WarEagle86 on Apr 27, 2010 5:56 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't live too far from Pittsburgh

So I can usually rag on the Pirates anytime the Braves are down. Right now though, we’re only a game up on the Bucs :(

Avalanche fan stuck in Penguin territory.

by Richard R on Apr 27, 2010 6:38 AM EDT reply actions  

For all those haters of people who are pissed (especially the recent posts about don't worry)

Well, I am still worrying and I’m getting more negative. AND not just for the recent six games.

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

by taney71 on Apr 27, 2010 7:51 AM EDT reply actions  

The Braves seem to fall deeeep into slumps.

And I don’t just mean in 2010. Its pretty much been a characterisitic of the team since I have watched them. When its bad, its downright awful.

Where I grew up, there was a saying about our high school baseball team. Sometimes we played like the Braves, but sometimes we played like…the Braves.

Just lack of consistency.

War Eagle

by WarEagle86 on Apr 27, 2010 8:15 AM EDT reply actions  

They do

Over the last few years I’ve tried to put my finger on it. We’ve had good players, well rounded teams, what’s the problem?? They even put up the stats, we can get anyone in here to talk about how Kelly Johnson was an above average second baseman for us, but there in lies the Braves problem.

The Braves are Kelly Johnson. The potential has always been there, and the statistics do eventually come along, but there is an inconsistency and a je ne sais quoi about teams of recent years that just can’t be great over a sustained period of time.

If it gets bad, and we are out of it by late July, what does this team do? I hope it never comes to that, but if it does, a drastic shake up must occur. The inconsistency has been going on for too long, and there are a lot of common denominators (good players even) in that dugout that we can point the finger at.

by Cracker! on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Braves are Kelly Johnson.

Perfect.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, how about Bizarro-Kelly Johnson?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah....

What about taking the whole month of June off a few years ago?

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Apr 27, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weren’t they like 3-17? Gosh that was some horrid baseball.

by FitzFan on Apr 27, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I can say is - tough loss. At least it wasn't to the Mets of Phillies.

And…. May WILL be Different! – I promise.

I’m ready for this crappy month of April to be put behind us and get on with our real season, and not with this aberration that’s pretending to be our team.

I was glad to see Melky, Troy and Nate hitting last night too.

I see our game thread got “proctored” by proxy. ;-)

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points." ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 27, 2010 8:44 AM EDT reply actions  

here here for a new month coming…

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was shocked when I read the AP recap this morning. I went to bed last night during the 3-0 lead, thinking the game was wrapped. It blows.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on Apr 27, 2010 8:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else

feel a little shafted for the ump calling glaus out on 2nd in the early innings when his foot came off the bag… ? I’m pretty sure we had a hit later that inning too. 3-4 loss a little more irritating..

"I should have been like, 'Thank you, new guy. Don’t try the veal!'" - Chief Noc-A-Homa (Hohn's offspring)

by BMacAttack on Apr 27, 2010 8:48 AM EDT reply actions  

feel the shaft

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (noob)
^^^directed at me. lmao. what a queef.

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had the same sentiment. Others disagree and say it doesn’t matter because Glaus couldn’t have made it to home anyway. But we’ll never know…

by Gage23 on Apr 27, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im Super Pissed, But Encouraged...

We hit, no errors or mental mistakes (@ least not to many of my knowledge), those that were hitting under .200 hit, but we still LOST a SIXTH STRAIGHT GAME! I dont care if it was the St. Louis Cardinals, we are still talented enough to beat them. I really think Glaus is a band aid for 1st Base until we trade for Adrian Gonzalez (didnt we do that one before???)

At any rate, GO BRAVES!

Watchin' Bobby Cox Turn Falcon Red Since 1991...
(A True ATLien)

by Dirtybyrdatl4life on Apr 27, 2010 9:16 AM EDT reply actions  

HEYJUDE

Change your avatar back before we lose 10 in a row

Please

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (noob)
^^^directed at me. lmao. what a queef.

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 AM EDT reply actions  

what aboot the old one?!?!

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was as close as I could get.

It’s one of these deals where you make it yourself. It had been so long, I couldn’t remember exactly how I made it.

by HEYJUDE on Apr 27, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unlees you are talking about my very first one, of the blonde chick,

and that was actually me. I thought I had better take it down, some of these HeyJude haters might spot me at a game:)

by HEYJUDE on Apr 27, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

Not sure about the very first one, but you always had the one that looked like a scene from king of the Hill, right?

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, you are right!

I’ll work on trying to get it back……
Anything that might help stop the bleeding…

by HEYJUDE on Apr 27, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

I’m weirdly not that broken up about the loss last night. It sucked, no doubt about it. But at least the offense looked capable for 4 innings, which is 4 more than they had been in most games lately. Glaus and Melky had good games. Now we just need Chipper and Heyward to start hitting again—and they will, provided Chipper is healthy and Heyward gets a day off at some point.

I’d rather have the bullpen be subpar than lose 1-0 or 3-1 again. That was getting old.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 AM EDT reply actions  

This

Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher

by jimmontg on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

The thing that sucks was that after we scored 3 runs I thought the game was in the bag. Figures that our lights out bullpen would finally falter and lose the game for us.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least we’re keeping the losing fresh : ))

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (noob)
^^^directed at me. lmao. what a queef.

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like this guy in the OT last night?
Ok Let’s not get greedy, save some for tomorrow!

by Ron A. on Apr 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

Good call.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sad thing is

This isn’t the first time any of us have ever seen the Braves pull this trick before. Weather sucks, team’s slumping, and then the Braves get themselves an early lead. The bullpen isn’t what cost the Braves this game, it was laziness. Pure, unadulterated laziness.

Braves get lead. Then they supposedly decide to simply hold lead. I had a really bad feeling in my spine when I saw that nine straight batters were retired in what felt like nine pitches; it’s like the team was deliberately rushing the game to pawn it off onto the previously lock-down bullpen to finish it up, instead of using the patience, walks and patience that got them the runs in the first place. No killer instinct, no nails for the coffin.

I’m liking Billy Wagner, but I’d rather the Braves win games 5-1, 4-0, 11-2 in games that are 3:20 long all the time than see him earn 40 saves.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I still can’t believe the ump called Glaus out at 2nd. That was bloody ridiculous.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (noob)
^^^directed at me. lmao. what a queef.

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Completely ridiculous, but when nothing is going right it almost feels like the baseball world is conspiring against you. haha

Glaus did have some nice swings tonight. Let’s hope that got him started.

Heyward needs a day or two off. He is still swinging over the top of a lot of breaking pitches.

by Sparhawk on Apr 27, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but did you see that catch? Dude caught it in the air and landed 4 feet off the base. Then, he just stands there with that guilty “I fucked up” look, only to find that he “made the play.”

Throw out a red flag on that one, Bob.

bogus

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I totally missed that one.

by Sparhawk on Apr 27, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Wagner still on the team?

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

…….Who?

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thing is, you’re going to lose games like last night’s. If the Braves hadn’t lost the five previous games (and looked bad doing so), it would be easier to take a game like last night’s. They played more like a winning team than they have in a couple of weeks. Maybe they’ve turned a corner. Let’s hope so.

by John Holton on Apr 27, 2010 11:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Yep. Wasn’t an ugly loss. Looks like we’re ready to play again. Maybe they all need to watch Major League and, if there’s time, Major League II.

Heck, even sacrifice that chicken for some extra power.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Looks like we’re ready to play again."?

Scoring 3 runs, then phoning in 3 innings on 27 pitches doesn’t look to me like being ready to play again. I read it as:

1. Uh oh, we’re stinking up the joint. Better put something together.
2. Three runs! Yeah.
3. Whew, glad that’s over with.

This team really acts like it’s got serious on-switch/off-switch problems. Quitting during the last 6 games last year, quitting during the last two exhibition games in ST this year because they’re “tired of spring training, ready for the real thing.” Playing to win all the time builds strength, physical and mental, builds discipline. We’re seeing the results of not taking that approach.

by Bubdylan on Apr 27, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball’s a funny game. Sometimes, nothing goes to plan. Sometimes, everything does. Most teams fall somewhere in the middle. The Braves always seem to be one extreme or the other.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was hard to watch. i was confident the braves were finally gonna get a win but then it all fell apart

by chum on Apr 27, 2010 12:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Our offense finally got it together…then our bullpen blew it…and our offense couldn’t back them up with a few more runs.

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 12:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Braves, Cards and Umps get together after game

Several Brave and Cardinal players were dining together at a downtown St. Louis resturaunt after last nights games. Lowe, Prado, Heyward, Pendleton, D. Reyes, B. Ryan, Dave Duncan, Mark Mcgwire and a couple of the Umps from the game were there.

by homerlanding on Apr 27, 2010 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol. That totally sounds legit.

“Mark, could you pass the juice?……..the ORANGE juice. Jeez…..”

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good one!
Mark McGwire shouldn’t be a hitting coach.

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 12:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

speaking of hitting coaches………..CENSORED

Pendleton. Is. A. Genius. That. Is. All.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quiet!

You know better than to let the teeming masses in on that little nugget…

by J-Freak on Apr 27, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we lose 7 straight.....it's going to get biblical.

HEYJUDE has the power to change all of this!!!! Your knew avatar is coolest ‘A’ out of any of ’em, but you have to change it back, damn it!!!!

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll experiment and change mine too, I hope it does something!

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait!!!

Hold the phone there! Unless you changed yours around the start of the infamous losing streak, like JUDE did, it’s unnecessary, and might result in another internet hex, which is essentially like crossing the streams.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did change mine around the losing streak….to the “A” I had. Now it’s a picture of a Braves hat.

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice. What was it before, tho?

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

A picture of Heyward.
Seems to me the A’s are cursing us. HEYJUDE’s is an A, mine was an A…Anyone else seeing a pattern here?

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, everybody wants the ‘A’ in there. They’re just so flipping cool.

No prob, there.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

:) Yeah the A’s are pretty awesome…but winning is awesome, too!

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

mos def

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just came up with an interesting thing…Which uniforms that the Braves wear do they have the most wins in? Maybe our losing is caused by the uniforms haha…

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

well……that could be bad. it would end up being the red unis that had the most W’s and everyone would freak out….

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bickering and back and forth in-fighting is beyond old at this point. The sky is still above our heads here folks. No need for the kind of vitriol we’ve seen over the past week.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 27, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re trying to keep it light!!! : ))

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jokes on you.

I am in space so the sky is below me. Your entire thesis is false.

QED

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 27, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say "hi" to the Russians for me

Except if you literally say “hi,” you might get decked. Not sure what that translates to…

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just remind them constantly that we won the cold war and quickly follow it up with a USA! USA! chant.

They always look most displeased when I do this.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 27, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is like

Trying to tell a bulimic to stay away from the toilet, a fat kid to stay away from the cookie jar, and gondeee to hold the rum. It won’t happen.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talkin Chop needs to take notes from Family Guy

Just open a “Venting Thread” and have everybody just let loose. Just like the Family Guy episode when the family just had an all out brawl with each other, they all felt great again after it was over.

God we need a Win bad. I can’t take this funk anymore.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 27, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Tell you guys what

If the Braves get swept, we can have a Thunderdome thread, where you guys can go apeshit like spider monkeys on mountain dew.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO

(In Evil Voice) Welcome To The Thunderdome B*tch!!! Bwhahaha

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 27, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over/Under on the Cards scoring 8 runs tonight?

This blows. How bad does it suck to see the wheels come off your team in April?

by letsgobravos on Apr 27, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh

If the Cards score exactly 8 runs, who wins? Nobody.

Well, the Cards would likely win if they had 8 runs, given our offensive slump, but y’know. Learn how to talk gambling.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 27, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody seems to get this.

by BullManUGA on Apr 27, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

25 cent drinks at On the Go the next day!

by BraveSaluki on Apr 27, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This whole thread was pretty great

I think Gondeee needs to be sure to get this into the 2011 TC Annual.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 27, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 27, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two things before I head out to help the HFF serve dinner at the Ronald McDonald House...

Good memories to take us into tonight’s game…
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And a head rubbing for luck…
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And I’m NOT bubbling. :)

by Lizziebeth on Apr 27, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha I love Tommy Hanson.
In the first pic, though, BMac looks like an idiot…just sayin ;)

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 4:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Mac and crew just won the game from a comeback. I know my “Hype face” looks like shit if you take it out of context.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 27, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew why he was making that face haha. I just think it looks weird…
That is all.

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, “idiot” may be a bit harsh.

I mean, his face is as red as his shirt, so maybe……….Mac is Big Red, Hanson is Red Jr. aka Jr.

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody remember that time the Braves hit three home runs in the 9th and 10th inning to shock and beat the Phillies, and it was a party at Talking Chop? Seems like it was months ago
It was only ONE WEEK ago, you say? Shocking.

Having said that, Let’s kill the Birds tonight

by BraveSaluki on Apr 27, 2010 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

it rings a bell..

Let’s go for the moment AFTER the double face palm. Where we stand up! Dust the…shit off of our shoulders, and give ’em hell!!

"It looks like The Hound of the Baskervilles out there." - Steve Stone
"...I'm reminded of Wuthering Heights." - Harry Caray
~
"i’m going to keep stats on you for as long as it humors me….target is unclear" - BMacAttack (Hohn's queef)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Apr 27, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss the group hugs…

by schlagdawg on Apr 27, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s kill the Birds tonight

I’ll go get my cat.

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 27, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Shun the unbeliever!

Shuuuunnnnn!

Shhhhhhhhhhhh un!

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Apr 27, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

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