Moratorium on all "so and so is off to a bad start" fanposts
Ok everyone just letting you know that I am tired of having to sort through all of the Troy Glaus can be fixed this way or Melky Cabrera is terrible because type posts. I've deleted three tonight and I will subsequently delete any others that crop up in the near future. Yes the guys are doing terribly but please find another thread to talk about it in. Hell talk about it in THIS thread and rec the crap out of it so we can keep it around, but for reals. NO MORE FANPOSTS DISCUSSING THE EARLY SEASON WOES OF A PARTICULAR PLAYER.
That is all.
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Praise Heyward!
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"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
I like you.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Rec'd
"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."
Le Rec’d
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
i mentioned it in the Game Thread. Call me “the rec bringer dude”
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, we must have been on the same page then. Seemed like every time I logged into the site there was a new one
I liked the “Where should we hit Glaus? I’ll tell you after the jump.”
I hate guys who tease me.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
for good reason
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
This thread is about to blow up.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
and then Glaus hits a homerun.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn’t assume it would be promoted. It’s just the format I have seen used many times so I ran with it. Sorry for all of the hooplah.
No worries.
Just when the same thread appears over and over it doesn’t leave much for discussion. We know that he’s struggling.
But now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 21, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The more you Kohl’s.
More magic from 22!
by HereComesBream on Apr 21, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, it’s nothing against you. Please stick around, it just takes a while to learn the tricks of the trade.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah man stay around the blog. Nothing personal…it’s just Talking Chop has a ton of readers and having a bunch of fanposts like “Troy Glaus’ problems” or “Where should Melky and Glaus hit?” just clutter up the Fanposts. Get what i’m sayin?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 21, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry for all of the hooplah.
NO HOOPLA!
It’s a Kids in the Hall skit
Here are Pujols's stats: 1.000/1.000/4.000/5.000. That's right. He is batting a thousand, with a thousand OBP (naturally), and every hit has been a home run, and thus his OPS is a perfect 5.000.
by TradeAndruw on Apr 21, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
the ball Heyward pulled was middle out on the plate! and the silent treatment for McClouth was classic…. my heart rate is up! go braves
Chief? McCloud?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkzmgPUBhQ
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
This needed to be done. Thank you, Matt.
In other news, that win was crazy. I’ve been feeling like crap today, and I was still feeling like crap all the way until Glaus’ AB in the 9th. Now, thanks to that win and this post, I feel a lot better.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
Where the hell were you! I can only handle so much Glaus bashing by myself.
PS…feel better.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
someone needs to make a fanpost of that just for giggles and shits
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 21, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Correction:
Heyward is off to a bad BAT start. ;-)
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
If anyone wants to know why we shouldn’t be freaking out about players like Glaus, Melky, McLouth, etc…tonight is the reason.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 21, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
We got called out in the OT about defending Glaus-you, me, and “Smoltz’s Bear”.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
haha
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 21, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw that. You know what’s great about it though? Glaus and McLouth are on our side of the debate – and hopefully, Melky would join soon.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 21, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
23 recs in 3 hours
LOLOLOLOL
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Just a thought
I hate these threads as much as anyone (actually, I’ve been annoyed lately with the overall speed of fanposts/main articles — it makes it difficult to keep discussions going sometimes with stuff getting pushed off the front page so fast, but I digress…)
My suggestion: the rosterbation thread. It was a great place to keep all of this kind of stuff. Just a thought.
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."
So can we make posts about how you're mean...
and restricting our freedom to bitch and moan about stuff?
Of course and then my oppressive ass will delete those as well
by yondaime4 on Apr 21, 2010 8:58 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He’s not restricting freedom to bitch…just freedom to bitch here.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 21, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Let me just say that you guys are very entertaining.
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 21, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You amuse me...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 22, 2010 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions
No, it was not serious.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 21, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Now if we can just do a ban on the lurkers in the Open Threads who only drop in when something bad happens. I swear it is ridiculous to have to wade through 50 comments on how Troy Glaus can go f- himself, or how Melky sucks. I had to leave last night it got so unbearable. (that and my computer can’t handle it when the threads get around the 1000 comment mark) And thats a shame, because we had a good crowd in there with the regulars, and even Smoltz’s Beard and mvandonsel have come back after long hiatus’ss’s’s from the OT’s. I swear, i’ve never seen such gloom and doom when a team in trailing 1-0 in the FOURTH INNING. I can only imagine how much worse it got until the bottom of the 9th.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
And thats a shame, because we had a good crowd in there with the regulars, and even Smoltz’s Beard and mvandonsel have come back after long hiatus’ss’s’s from the OT’s.
Agreed. That was good to see.
I had to leave for awhile also.
I felt like my head was going to explode with all the negative Glaus comments. The negativity on the OT’s is worse than last year. I didn’t think that was possible with the FYF, KJ and FUGA comments, but I was wrong. The thing is Glaus has not been the only player struggling. Why all the hate for him? As I commented last night, it’s hard to believe this peeps are Braves fans :(
What’s even more crazy is that Glaus isn’t really looking bad. He is crushing balls, and is second on the team in HRs.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 21, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry. I was flying to Virginia. I was thinking about the OT the whole time in the air though!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 21, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I was trying my best!
Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 21, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes you did :)
I think Glaus had under a half dozen supporters, until the 9th inning last night……
Maybe, the negativity will stop for awhile, but after his first GIDP, it will probably start back :(
I got into a yelling match with some “Braves fan” at the game last night. I offered to buy him a Phillies jersey if he’d like. He yelled at “Skinner” for not sending McLouth… but I’m pretty sure he meant Snitker. Then all he could do was yell at Glaus every AB. I heard too much Glaus hate at the Ted. You don’t even need the OTs to get tired of superficial Braves fans anymore.
Not going to lie here
After meeting you, I wouldn’t have imagined you to get into yelling matches.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
i was trying to picture that too. 100 pounds of fury, this one.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Fair enough.
I have accepted the fact that Glaus is not Pujols or Texieria.
I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and take whatever he gives us.
Aren’t you gonna call him George?
More magic from 22!
by HereComesBream on Apr 21, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. What a comeback. My first thought when both Glaus and Nate went yard was “Dammit! I should have been on TC!!!!”
The silent treatment was the hilariousest thing ever.
tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.
am I allowed to say....
that I was off to a bad start this morning after last night’s little league game followed by that monsterous 20 innning R-Braves heartbreaking marathon last-inning loss to Kannapolis???
Wait though
is there a benchmark? Or some type of record that if the braves hit all of a sudden it will be OK to start posting this stuff?
If the braves drop 5,-6-, i mean 7 or 8 games in a row, then is “venting” allowed?
Just sayin is all…..
If the venting is logical (Like, “Why is Melky going deep in the count nearly every AB, but hitting mostly weak GBs?”), it is always fine.
However, saying stuff like “Melky SUCKS” with no logical support or analysis of any kind is just immature. Do that at the water cooler, not at a place where people come for intelligent baseball conversations.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 28, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions

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