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Around SBN: The Reemergence of Barry Bonds

Open Thread 4/20: Phillies at Braves Overflow

Since Scott's nowhere to be seen, here we go:

Yes, we know how much you hate Troy Glaus.  Mayhaps he's this year's 2007 Andruw Jones, placed precariously in a critical batting spot, but so far, failing to truly impress.  Sad to say though, deal with it!  Until the FO starts reading TC and thinks "hey, these guys have a point," they're going to roll with it.

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Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Another walkoff Heyward hit.

You heard it here first.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew. Ok, good mojo….NOW.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for 4 quick innings from Moylan.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Peter!

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Reply is acting weird for me.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we start a rumor saying Jayson Werth eats cat meat?

I’d believe that

by BraveSaluki on Apr 20, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

does he really believe he’s Jesus?

by fandave on Apr 20, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it’s early, but 2010 is reminding me of 2009, and it is getting irritating. I know we’ll start hitting before long, but it’s getting old quick hitting into DP’s and stranding runners

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on Apr 20, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

These guys throwing their bat out there to foul pitch after pitch.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And gets on base with a strikeout.

to go with:

3 doubles on didn’t mean to swings.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you say that before or after the Werth K?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before actually.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

test

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

It’s because I deleted the guy’s “first” comment that threw everything off.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally worth it.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I had accepted one of the author positions I would be deleting half of the open threads, ha.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

And probably replace them with pictures of redwoods and Duff Man

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

DuffMan is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

:(

we can’t even get a strike out right

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

4K?

Moylan can easily get 6K in one inning….pffftttt….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I’d rather go 8-10 against the Phillies as long as we still win the division

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

You assume we won’t play down to the Nats…

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's Kasten

But the Nats seem to just amp it up against us moreso than anyone else

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off-speed pitch was TOO good

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

We needs

some hits and runs. Go Braves!

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Be nice…

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

by vooodooo on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was probably deleted.

by Ron A. on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember my first time playing baseball.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

LASER.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

lmao...

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, fantastic

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA!!

CAUGHT STEALING!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN WERTH

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

What a gun!

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

by vooodooo on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

perfect throw

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

someone’s been working on their throwing!

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

1st McCann throw in a while that did not end up in center field

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on Apr 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

this

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

it could be worse—we could be the Red Sox.

by Ron A. on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

LD%...someone else was looking for it in the other thread

http://www.fangraphs.com/teams.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&type=2&season=2010&month=0

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."

by Doghnut on Apr 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, not sure how I missed that. Braves are right in the middle…certainly doesn’t seem like that.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaand a walk...

Good thing we caught Werth stealing, because 2 on right now would suck.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

come on moylan

every pitch is 6 inches outside…

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh, Werth is much better at SB% than I imagined…88% for his career.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

what's his sample size?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over 9000

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

that gotta be some sort of record

"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"

"You look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres."

by Doghnut on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a stupid joke from Dragonball Z =P

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh jeez

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s pronounced “duh-bizz,” and you’re not saying it correctly unless your hands are doing a street fighter hadoken motion

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

64/72

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's...mighty fine.

I wonder why he doesn’t go more.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

excuse me, Flo...

what’s the soup du jour?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm, sounds good

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm...

that sounds good. i’ll have that.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

thought they were gonna collide.

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

shoot

bring back Fred McGriff at age 90 and put him back in there…he can certainly run as fast as Glaus

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arguably, he would be faster.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franco is about 150 now, right?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

you know he’d get that bat hiked up real high and nice though =P

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and his arms would still be like pythons

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He claims to be 150. He’s Dominican, though, so probably he’s closer to 153.

by Ron A. on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peter Peter - Philly Eater

Let’s get out of this with no more.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe,

“Kate makes the catch” lol

by HEYJUDE on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

They’re talking about Brian Schneider, and his world-beating knowledge of the NL East

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

SMOLTZ LOLZ

“almost a double with that swing”

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, that was pretty good.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, too true

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nd Strikeout that wasn't.

Dangit.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

"Amost a double with that swing."

Not funny…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Another foul forces another pitch……

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

that'll work

still was a 20 pitch inning…

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

unreal…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when the pitch eaters

Used to be the Mets, like three years ago?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was 3 in reality though....

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I am really disturbed

that we seem unable to score on a pitcher with a double digit ERA. Let’s get this thing going Bravos!

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

His ERA against the Braves is in the 3.00s.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Washington...

tore this guy up…and we have 3 hits…

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That obviously means the Nats will be better than us this season.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nats swept the Braves to end last season, didn't they?

ZOMG!! NATS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN BETTER!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it makes you feel better...

if he keeps pitching against us, his era wont be double digit for long.

Sad face.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least...

we’re not fixing Kyle Kendrick’s ERA….

by BravesRaleigh on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Aight

My dinner’s done. May or may not be back, hopefully we won’t need another overflow

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a much needed whiskey. Unfortunately it won’t be the last if Glaus keeps this up.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for the new thread Sgt. Slaughter

I was talking to my dog’s vet about Riley. HES COMING HOME!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet

Good to know. So many things more important than baseball

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonderful news!!! So glad for you both.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wohoo!

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m in a great mood now…SCORE SOME RUNS!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

This worked on Sunday...

“Win One For The Puppy!”

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be nice!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Puppy love is sweet.

by fandave on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need Joe Thurston. demote this hobo

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

They're both short

and switch hiters, and both sign autographs and are nice guys, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference with who was up.

by BravesRaleigh on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

White guy= Lenny
Black guy= Karl

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Green

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, hobo is an underused derogatory term. well done.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

know what i like about Brooksie?

his swing always looks pretty…hit or not

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

UUUUGH this offense

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Diaz's little trick

didn’t work

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He should've checked his swing...

It would’ve been an in-the-park HR.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hit it pretty well.

by Ron A. on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to get insane (clown posse)

Here are Pujols's stats: 1.000/1.000/4.000/5.000. That's right. He is batting a thousand, with a thousand OBP (naturally), and every hit has been a home run, and thus his OPS is a perfect 5.000.

by TradeAndruw on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

not again

these guys suck

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, god lord…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

good lord, even…damn, I haven’t had that much to drink

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

never this

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Food's cooling

I’mma start banning people who drop ICP

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a plan

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those guys

are a whole new perspective of stupid.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The SNL parody was incredible

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ 1

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

2

in three AB

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody find Lowe’s spare jersey – put it on whomever’s on the mound for us.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

i like your proper use of

“whomever”

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rarely impress – so marking this on my calendar.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure you impress

more often than you know.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s send out Venters with a D. Lowe jersey on…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez...

Even when he gets an out Nitram hits it right on the screws.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

K-Med!

no relation to K-Fed

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Turner Field talent, not bad.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Best in MLB

Seriously. Out of all the parks.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m making it a point to get down there this year. Just going back and forth with some friends to see if anyone is coming with me. Not that they’d wanna hang out with us losers…

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

trade freeman for gonzalez, sign him to a multi year deal…

by fizzbot on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

I’m missing new season of Dealiest Warrior for this. Our offense could at least give me some false hope.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

you at the game? Cuz deadliest warrior is amazing so far

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. At home, but I am choosing team loyalty over actual entertainment. Flipping back during the commercials tho.
Spetznaz vs. IRA. Interesting.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yea. I’m watching the game on my computer and the show on the tv

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoooo!

Kendrick going for the CG 3-hitter, glad we could fix his horrible start to this season.

by BravesRaleigh on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess that 17 ERA was due to small sample size

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

we only have three hits against phillies?

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

2 prado singles, and a chipper double

by BravesRaleigh on Apr 20, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m still slightly annoyed that Prado didn’t score on Chipper’s double.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop being rational!

He should’ve known the inning would end with a double play and tried for it anyway, damn’t!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

to go along with

a beautiful GIDP by Glaus with the bases loaded and 1 out

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i figured

we just knew there was 1 of those every game

by BravesRaleigh on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

all glaus needed was a freakin sac fly

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

“not that any of those hits have been rockets by any means”

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0 against Kendrick?

Come on 14 year old.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

hey

hes got tattoos, hes clearly not 14

by BravesRaleigh on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa there...

i teach 8th grade and there’s a 14 year old with a legit tattoo on her shoulder

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmhmm

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

women with ink, or just this one?

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not crazy about tats on girls, but as long as they dont have a sleeve or something, it’s cool with me.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No sleeve here, just one.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tats on chicks

Hot. I don’t mind sleeves, as long as it’s tasteful and nto just some whimsical crap design.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine is pretty privately located. Southwestern symbol that means a lot to me.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

true story here

my friend Ben always thought he was hot stuff and was probably the cockiest guy i’ve ever met.

he got “unbreakable” betweeen his clavicles. 2 weeks after, we were playing football at the park and he landed weird and sure enough, broke his clavicle and dislocated his shoulder. i found it hilarious

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

That sounds like a tool tat, that’s for sure.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hubby was in the Navy. Fellow sailor went out, had a bit too much to drink and got a tat of a pair of cherries on his pecker. He fell asleep without covering it with something and while he was sleeping, where the tat was, stuck to his underwear. Needless to say, the next morning this guy had much more discomfort than a hangover.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh damn. that’d realllly suck.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they're just a disguise

look at the guy and tell me he couldn’t pass as a high school freshman

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the face, yes.

in build, not really

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

so have I

and I simply disagree. Face, absolutely. He’s too built in my opinion.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 pitches to the pitcher
come on!!!

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t get it. Why can’t the Braves hit this deadbeat KK? He’s not good at all, yet they rarely do anything against him.

by FitzFan on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

good throw

gets him

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

what a try by Escobar!

by fandave on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Broken bat single.
The Phillies should play the GA Lottery before they go home.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Shame Milky & Matty are wasting Prado awesome start.

by FitzFan on Apr 20, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

what?

Melky’s not even playing

by BravesRaleigh on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he’s saying in general, and yeah. It’s gonna suck when Prado starts slumping.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

like the start of the season

by BravesRaleigh on Apr 20, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah i meant in general. I know i’m tough on Milky, but Matt’s been sucking too. I’d jut hate if they both finally come around, right when Marteeen in slumping.

by FitzFan on Apr 20, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the plan is that Glaus turns it on at some point in the year. We’ll see.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theres a plan?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

this could get ugly pretty soon.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Phillies!!

TIME TO GET SOME INSURANCE RUNS!!!

P.S. I have decided I am the bad luck guy, so I will be cheering for the Phillies throughout the remainder of this game.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

You must always do this from now on. :)

God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.

by EyePod on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I nominate myself for the game thread MVP.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

1.00 WPA!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

going away for LOST.

I’ll DVR the game and watch later. bye all

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

LOSER!!!!

God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.

by EyePod on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIDP

now

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Venters in the ’pen!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

only good news tonight

didn’t get to watch him the other night

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOOHOOO!!

PHILLIES SCORE!! LET’S GO PHILS! MORE RUNS!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Well,...

The phillies will need the insurance runs the way the Braves are tearing the cover off the ball.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw you!

Damn Braves fan! Your team is worthless. The Phillies have the best bullpen in the history of baseball. It’s going to shut down the Braves’ pathetic offense – you’ll see!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Foul, foul, foul, foul a ton of pitcher every batter.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just mean, or does Escobar look awkward as hell when he dives? Maybe he’s got a bigger build than most SS, I dunno.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he looks like hes as flexible as my grandpa, so I think the dives are tough.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just seems weird for a 26 year old

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it says he’s 6’ 2" tall

by Johnny Ringo on Apr 20, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s just odd cause Hanley’s bigger but much more fluid.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

CRAP

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey,

I hope you brought some runs with you!

by HEYJUDE on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping so, too! Plenty of game left.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

JHEY!

Fielding. I love it.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Exhale........damn that worried me.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

New marketing strategy....

Sign Quinton McCracken.
Bring in Liam Neeson.
Have Neeson say “Release McCracken!”
Release McCracken

by BraveSaluki on Apr 20, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Profit?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well only if Liberty promises to reinvest it in the team. Otherwise, profit is unnecessary

by BraveSaluki on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

…sigh.

+1 I suppose. You went a long way for it.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper crushing the ball from the LH side. That’s a good sign.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t get a break tonight

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

GOOD CATCH VICTORINO!!

Chipper Jones should’ve retired ages ago. He’s never been a good baseball player.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I know you're joking

But this is going to get old really fast, i can assure you

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s past “going”

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I admire your dedication.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christ

VIctorino amps it up to like 213mph against the Braves.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

On gameday it keeps calling the phil’s hits soft fly balls. Are they getting dinky broken bat singles or what?

by FitzFan on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

like you wouldn’t imagine

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently

if you make solid contact you don’t get a hit, but if you check a swing or hit off the dirt you get a double tonight…

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Screw trying to hit - let's try check-swinging.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfect. Another DP opportunity.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to back HRs?

Prolly. Right?

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Heap with

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

BMac single!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOO!!!!! Lucky hit...

Who is this McCann guy? He’s nowhere near as good as Schneider.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

…come on Troy

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Wha....

How do we have most come from behind wins? I’m shocked

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

glaus

just strike out, please

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t stand Kendrick

by FitzFan on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus seems to be perpetually behind in the count.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

To his credit he gets back to 2-2 and 3-2 before striking out/GIDP

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus really needs to get a hit

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus getting booed

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

I’m a bit disappointed that he’s getting booed.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not surprising though.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would anyone do

Adrian Gonzalez

for

K. Medlen
and one of
A. Vizcanio
J. Teheran

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

For him, the Pads would want Freddie and Medlen…. and I might actually do that trade…. if I thought we could pay AGonz for a while.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we traded for Agon, what would it take to sign him and could we?

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doubt the Pads would go for that.

They’d probably want Freeman on top of that. Think of what we gave up for Tex as a benchmark.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Troy getting booed…

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats the most life I heard from the crowd tonight.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Glaus is gettin boo’d!!!!

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

People who boo their own players are complete and total jackasses. I don’t care what’s going on.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

But Glaus deserves it. lol

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

A caveat.

When they don’t hustle or they play lackadasically. Then they completely deserve it.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus getting the boo birds.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Exactly. Take a guy who is failing, and crush his soul.

They teach that in sports psych, I think.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Start Hinske tomorrow plz

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Phils! Keep up the good D!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I admire your futile jinx attempts

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

CyborgHanson48

REQUIRE HUMAN BRAVE FAN IN CF TO RUNPROGRAM POUR-BEER-ON-THE-HAWAIIAN.EXE

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

[only built for cuban linx]

by Mighty Healthy on Apr 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, the thought of someone thinking all these up is just priceless

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone got their wish about glaus:
http://twitter.com/Human_Glaus

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, nice

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum must’ve snuck into the game and beat up the real Kyle Kendrick and stole his outfit.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

We at least scored a couple runs off Lincecum.

by sleezer1788 on Apr 20, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s his favorite day of the year.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't hide

that marijuana cloud, that’s not Lincecum.

Why would you want the TV and the stereo on at the same time?
'Cause I like to party.

by Zach Towery on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cute. Like the R in Toys R Us

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understood you, Soup. Lol...

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish they would pick questions that most people didn’t actually know.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

like the answer to life?

oh wait I know that one …42.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm confused. I'm a baseball fan, but don't know what this means.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, backwards K for a looking strikeout.
Used a scrabble tile – it’s my K for Medlen.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it you're not watching Peachtree?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 20, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And just for any who aren't

The Home Depot Know-How question was why they hang backwards Ks. Ergo the many of us acting like we didn’t know.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh… sorry I am watching Peachtree, but multi-tasking so missed that.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Werth and Meds are both on my fantasy team… how unfortunate.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That's ok, Werth!

You’ll do some more damage to these incompetent Braves tomorrow!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

According to fangraphs...

Troy Glaus is at – .250 for this game so far. So if the Phillies win, a quarter of their victory is due to his suck. Damn that’s depressing.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s epically bad

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

so sad...

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, that makes me chuckle in this sad, pathetic kind of way.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He actually has done more to hurt the Braves’ chances of winning than Utley has helped the Phillies. So in a way, he has helped the Phillies more than Utley has this game. Maybe they should pay his salary for tonight.

Sorry, I’m just frustrated and he’s getting the brunt tonight.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No problem being frustrated about it. You’re acting mature, unlike alot of other people earlier.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everytime the ball flys to GA's old spot

…I have a little panic attack. Then I realize there’s not an old man fielding there anymore..

by BMacAttack on Apr 20, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

This.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and me both.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice inning by Medlen there.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

HOW ABOUT THIS GUYS?!?!

Adrian Gonzalez

for…

Teheran
Freeman
Medlen

Ryan Braun

for….

Vizcaino
Bethancourt
Kimbrel

Grady Sizemore

for…

Jo-Jo Reyes

and

Roy Halladay

for

Chipper

WE SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Grady Sizemore for… Jo-Jo Reyes

Plausible.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't wanna give up Jo-Jo

I still think he can turn it around

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus for that new guy for the Muts

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOO!!!

The bum Braves pitcher retired the Phils in the 8th. Need more insurance runs!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Lowe’s pitching, we’re fine.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That man is gonna screw up our Pythagorean W/L so badly.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, too true.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I heard from Gondeee he already had the 4/22 recap written with “Braves pound Phillies 19-7 after being shutout in consecutive games.”

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’d be funnier if it wasn’t so true.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our sucky bottom of the order going to get it started right now

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

via DOB tweet

Braves have four hits, have hit below .220 over past 12 games.

disgusting.

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

The people upset that we’re only 7-5 are nuts.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

is epic failure.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The John Smoltz Show

Would be incredible.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

leadoff!

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put Glaus in leadoff.

That way he can’t leave runners in scoring position all the damn time.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we seriously gonna give a 17+ ERA pitcher a complete game shutout?

I refuse to let this be true.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate walks, holy crap!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Do it Hinske.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSS new Troy Glaus fanpost up

http://www.sbnation.com/users/Huntington31

And it’s only the 8th inning of tonight’s game!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

correct link here

http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/4/20/1433708/moving-glaus-down

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he or she 12 or 13?

We only have two or three a night:(

by HEYJUDE on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should move Glaus out of the five spot. Thank god that got posted. I never thought about that.

\end\sarcasm

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously. those needs to be deleted.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typically

I like to see what angry rebuttals are there before I delete them

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of these days I’m going to have a heart attack, and my mom will find me dead in her basement. We’ll see how you feel then.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The anger makes me stronger.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me guess.

The phrase “sample size” comes up a lot.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, we’ve got a .285 BABIP this year…figured it’d be WAY less

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah that’s surprising.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

We’ve got a team OPS of .862 with RISP. Thought that would be less too.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and that's good for 4th in the majors.

We got good OBP too…just can’t hit more than singles (slg 27th in the majors).

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This team is so frustrating, ha.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nearly all the homers have come with runners on, right?

by BraveSaluki on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like it, yeah.

Off the top of my head I don’t remember many solo shots.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heap?

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado?

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper’s fall over job the other night, one of J-Hey’s oppo field in San Fran

by BraveSaluki on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, ok, 20 seconds later...

We have 5 solo shots, but that’s good for 23rd in the league (4 with runners on, 22nd in the league). Conclusion: we don’t hit may HRs at all, regardless of the men on base.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, ok, 20 seconds later…We have 5 solo shots

LOL…awesome.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am almost certain that those numbers are gonna be so freakin skewed cause of the first game of the season and that one game with the Pads.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAH. That wasn’t foul

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

What?!?!

Foul???

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 20, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Hinskeeeeee

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m feeling a rally, folks.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

:) I enjoy optimism.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

+100

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll snag my hat.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinske puching the wall...

He’s not happy with being robbed of that double.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Borderline foul call on what could have been a double. Ended up grounding out to 2B.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinske the only person showing some emotion in the dugout… everyone needs to follow suit

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s just not how the Braves are built.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

RE: My post at top of thread.

Second comment.
Its happening.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend is in the other room and is gonna walk in and see my hat flipped inside out and think I’m an idiot.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If she’s a keeper, she’ll put on a hat turned inside out, too.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We’ve been known to turn socks, bras, shirts, etc. too.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That check swing shoulda gone for a triple.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Only works for Phillies, remember?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and their broken bat goes for a single – ours an out with a man on 3rd.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta give the dude credit.

He’s pitches a good ballgame. Sure we’ve made him look better, but he’s thrown it admirably.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

love the fire

from Hinske

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Matthew!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than fisted...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diaz FAIL

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually,

Diaz FAIL Diaz BAT failed him. It broke.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beh. I’m watching Gamecast.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

for future reference

This is worth downloading whatever you need.

http://mvpcast.com/index.php/sports/3144-Braves-Phillies-710.html

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather not have to download anything.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually don’t either but this site has been legit so far.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

“At this time, our HQ streams only work with IE and Firefox”

I’m using an iMac.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was hustling down the line… Love Matty’s spirit.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the hustle by Diaz.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

lol… I was in the Redcoats last year…

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Haha. You still in Athens?

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mhm.

I’m a freshman, so I’ve been through one season.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was a freshman redcoat in 2002. Sousa.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

band?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh wait I was in band back in the day.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, I’m less nerdy because I don’t know how to do it. :)

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah. I’m an engineer stuff like this is ingrained in me. I have the knack.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

When did you first realize you wanted to drive trains?

/sure you’ve never heard that one before

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoot me an email. :)

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just did.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you guys like hustle

we can always get Willie Bloomquist

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

2 words.

Eck. Stein.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heart.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grit. Fire! Hustle, Desire…Heart! Goooo Eckstein.

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM….

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Excellence.

On many different levels.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always loved this quote from over on FJM when discussing VORP:

Old Baseball Men, this is another good one to bandy about if you’re interested in tearing down a nerd’s argument. Because it sounds funny. VORP. Please. What’s that doing in baseball? Forget VORP, let’s come up with a stat for the size of a guy’s heart, am I right, people? We’ll call it the Eckstein Quotient. No, wait, that sounds too nerdy. Eckstein Number. Nope. Still too smart. Eckstein Thing. How about just Thing? The highest Thing in the majors? You guessed it: David Eckstein. That’s why they almost named it after him.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

How would it not be?

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone watching the celtics vs. heat game?

Celtics crushing the heat by 32 and Allen is on fire for three

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Josh Smith had a big game for the Hawks. 21 pts, 14 rebounds, 9 assists, 2 steals ands 2 blocks.

by fandave on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s exciting to watch when he’s on

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s up for us next inning?

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado, Chipper, Heap

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Prado, Chipper, Heap, Glaus, HEYWARD

FTFY

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado, Chipper, McCann

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you both.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they keep stats of how many pitches thrown are fouled off?

It seems like very one of their batters see 10 pitches tonight.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Ivan the Great was johnny-on-the-spot earlier tonight with the foul ball count so I’m assuming they do.

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe the Phils will bring in Baez. It worked for the Nats.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Chavez is looking solid too.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

This bullpen is looking fantastic so far.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

1,2,3 Chavez

Lovely.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

EVERYONE GO REC THIS.

http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/4/20/1433800/moratorium-on-all-so-and-so-is-off

Thank Heyward.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

thank the maker

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by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank Yondaime4.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

done

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good job Chavez!

I sense a rally coming up…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Btw, I had to drop the whole “pretending to be a Phillies fan” thing. It was making me physically ill.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

More ill than the Braves offensive output?

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

we’ll score some runs now, you big jerk

/sarcasm

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really am grateful. I was tired of pretending to be pissed at you.
LOL

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOR THE PUPPY

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s home and sleeping. He brings the good luck.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find good luck tummy rubs work best with my dog

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your dog has tricked and has you wrapped around his paw.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

usually he’s asleep and is bemused as to why I suddenly come over to see him

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss having a dog.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've felt a rally all night long

guess it’ll be a 3 or 4 run rally in the 9th.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

You know, every other time I see Victorino play, his defense seems solid and all, but against us he seems to cover the entire outfield.

by Lennox on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

this

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go Prado!!

Need a double to get things started…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I said double!

Not ground out!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to jinx us...

i thought you were designated bad luck dude..

by BMacAttack on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine...

I’ll just crawl away to a dark corner somewhere…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok Chipper. grand slam here

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Bah

1-out, 4 run rally time.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

How about a .. "Run for Respect"

Don’t let the Phillies shut you out at home for goodness sake.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

WOHOO!!!!!

WALK

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!

Chipper walks!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Aight.. let’s go Mac!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO walk!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

huzzah chipper!

here comes the comeback train!

by the cow on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

If BMac gets on, Jay Hey will have a chance to tie it.

Just sayin!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

you are assuming Troy doesn’t Vidro

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hold on a minute, partner....

Glaus stands in his way.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh damnit. I forgot.

Nevermind.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do know he doesn’t follow Heap right?

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah fail by me

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s get Heyward up with a chance to end it.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Mac will get nothing to hit. Not with Glaus hitting behind him.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

vivi la francouer might be right about that heyward walkoff hit.

by Braves Biceps on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope. Just a game tying hit.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

you’re on a roll tonight

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well… it’s Troy.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

This should be interesting.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

redemption is always interesting

by fandave on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

well this is fitting

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

AW GEEZ

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

chance for redemption here

by fandave on Apr 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

or confirmation

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the bright side....

No gdp here.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Tomorrow on Sportscenter

“In a historic first last night…”

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it back!!!

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

They might allow 4 outs in the 9th

Just for Troy

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's make it exciting...

HELL YES TROY!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Option C

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great swing Troy!

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear lord

Please let Troy save the day…

by BMacAttack on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Troy… get it to JHey

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

TROY HOMER!!!!! 3-2

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

TROY!!

HAHAHHA THE IRONY!

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Too bad Mac wasn't on....

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

super this. i was secretly praying for that exact outcome

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!

what this cant even be possible!!!!!

by the cow on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT FAT BASTARD DID IT!

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

LOLWTF

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHITE!!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He, We, Braves NEEDED that.

I’m very happy for HIM.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle...

Too bad he waited too late to get his hit…

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

This changes nothing in my opinion

However…

Again… that HR doesn’t make up for the DP earlier…

unless we win…

As Smoltz just said, no one cares if we still lose

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re doing it again.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus has moved out of my cellar

Yet he still lives on the 1st floor

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doing what?

Sharing my opinion? So what?

Am I being disrespectful to anyone other than TG?

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

Blogging to yourself eh

by Trek on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAN JHEY DO IT AGAIN?

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Lmao

I started cracking up right now. I knew this thread would get good.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone's buying a shirt

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we have to apologize to Troy?

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

No

If the Braves lose, everyone will blame Glaus for the rally killer.

Why would you want the TV and the stereo on at the same time?
'Cause I like to party.

by Zach Towery on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus just wanted to put the pressure on the Kid…. dick

by BraveSaluki on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure, now he does something. The game would have already been over if he would have done something in the 4th…

HS team nickname: Redmen, College team nickname: Warriors, Amateur team nickname: Chiefs, Favorite MLB team: Braves. Holy political incorrectness...

by LeeTro on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

If Heyward homered here

I would literally pee my pants.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

uh oh

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

by vooodooo on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends, man. They're great

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

did it happen? DID IT HAPPEN???

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ut um…. a little damp are we?

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check your drawers...

Brown and stinky down below

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sir are sitting in urine.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The irony

Is incredible.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball

is a crazy sport.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

HEYWARD HR!!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, I take it back. This time.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMG

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shit.

This is storybook.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF!!!!!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES

by Johnny Ringo on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

ADENOLITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU JASON HEYWARD!

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! OMG OMG OMG

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

THE BRAVES FIRST SOLO BOMB OF THE YEAR BY HEYWARD!!!!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus and Heyward B2B HR

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

back to back bombs. Tie game.

by fandave on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

EAT IT PHILLIES!!!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I worship Troy Glaus

and J-Hey

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahaha. Changed your tune?

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until his DP to kill the 1st inning tomorrow...

LOL

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Completely unreal. Holy crap.

Goosebumps. Tears.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

CATS AND DOGS SLEEPING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA

by BraveSaluki on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I called BTB HRs from those two earlier in the thread tonight.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

well.... now I'm just confused...

that Error + GIDP+ HR… glaus can kill us and save us this much? that 5th spot is so important to us!

its a

by Braves Biceps on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

FU COMCAST! Damn i wish i could dee this shit so BAD!

by FitzFan on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by GT Braves on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

If Heyward homered here I would literally pee my pants.

“(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper — you know he’s going to get you, you just don’t know where or when.”
by mvhsbball on Apr 20, 2010 7:10 PM MST reply actions 0 recs

Anyone got a fresh pair of boxers?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

LMAO

You pissed your Pee Pants?

"Just because we fall from a different tree,
doesn't mean we're not created equally"

by deester11 on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my god… my mood just went from shitty to amazing

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

x100

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  


"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

umm...

 If Heyward homered here

I would literally pee my pants.

“(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper — you know he’s going to get you, you just don’t know where or when.”

by mvhsbball on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

u have to be crapping me

If Pujols is god then Heyward is JC

by Shaggy3391 on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

JASON FOTHER MUCKING HEYWARD!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

this

"There's a little sound off the bat," Cox said.

by FrankyWren on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to be patient Esco.

by FitzFan on Apr 20, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked like a re-run of his at bats tonight.
Rolled over on the ball to the shortstop.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright Braves

it’s time to make those HRs count for something!!! Finish this up!!!

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Why bring in Wags right now?

Why not let Chavez keep going… or something?

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Usually the home team brings in the closer to pitch the top of the ninth

by playertobenamedlater on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is Heyward doing…he’s too good right now…

"Hey Fat Kid...the monster is right behind you! RUNNNN!!" -The Host

by bwellnjonesco on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I get a high-five?

by BraveSaluki on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

*hi-five*

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those who missed it before:

http://twitter.com/Human_Glaus

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

That is hilarious.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel sorry for all the people who I know turned the game off when Glaus came to the plate....

Also, I claim partial credit for sacrificing my dignity earlier to put the jinx on the Phils.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

As I said before

your efforts were appreciated

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

your WPA should be atleast 8 for this game…sense it’s even remotely possible

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I even called the rally!

I’m so awesome…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m glad i was not one of them. Die hard til the end. Hell Yeah!

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMFG

The Jason Heyward Show is alive and well. Sucks that the Hawks had a playoff game tonight so more people couldn’t see this one in person.

Why'd the Mets, of all teams, have to draft John Maine!?!?

by Ninerballin on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut this shit down Wagner

we got more runs to score!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

+100

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great play Wags!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Told you guys.

Y’all should listen to me more often.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

i will never

your name has Francoeur in it

by BravesRaleigh on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Notice I used the feminine pronoun.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love those Phillies closers.

Wonder what the fangraph looks like, anyone know?

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward has a knack for creating beautiful fangraphs.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

love it

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

too true

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like a euphamism for my n/m

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew

If we got to the bullpen, there would be a chance. This is beautiful.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

We even did it to their "good" reliever...

I hope we get to see some of their other relievers in tomorrow’s game – ya know, assuming Doc doesn’t pull one of his CG shut-outs.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like....

Glaus will do this all season to us. make errors and DPs but then sneak in there with a 9th inninng HR

by Braves Biceps on Apr 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know about that. The bases loaded earlier could have helped.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

too early in the game!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

clutch is clutch right? regardless of time in the game.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

if only Mac had been on, can you imagine the storylines if it was a walkoff?

by Dawg013 on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christ Wagner…don’t scare me like that!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Wags got lucky with that one

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It's incredible

how clutch Heyward is for such a young kid.

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Heyward’s gravitational pull denies Utley

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Thisthisthisthis

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

that scared the fuck outta me

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously

my wife is gonna wonder what the hell happened come laundry day

by Shaggy3391 on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Regardless how this turns out

Kendrick did a hell of a job shutting us down for 8 innings, and his bullpen completely wasted his excellent effort.

by skymuse on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

SUPER REC

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

+3 in the ninth

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're welcome

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it is! We can’t lose now!!!

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rally Riley!

He must appear in all threads!
btw, Daisy is in love. <3

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct me if I am wrong

Madsen had a terrible ERA last year just like Lidge did for the Phillies. I always had a feeling he was going to get dinged.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Madson

was 10/16 in sv. chances. Blowing six is not good.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the Phillies board

(Of Heyward): “Of course this f****** guy has to come to the plate…”

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha!

the legend grows.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is slowly but surely becoming a “F&*K This Guy” type of player. Just like Howard was back in 2005.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMOKE

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFD

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

MOMENTUM IS BACK! LETS FINISH THIS!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wagner Ks Howard....WHEEEEE

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

SIT. THE. FREAK. DOWN.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Howard - take a seat!! Wags says NO.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD HOWARD

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

we’d get a nasty hate e-mail from SBN tomorrow morning for crashing their servers.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That takes guts. But guts is enough.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be too perfect.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We destroy fill-in closers.

We gonna see John Rauch this year?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Good chance

He’s closing for MIN, and we go there June 11-13

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would now be a good time for the discussion from those who said 2 months ago: “Naw, leave him in AAA for a month – it’s not like he’s gonna win us even three games by then.”??

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

discussion over

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Die Madson. You motherless fuck.

That’s a pretty good one, from someone over on The Good Phight.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

that one and ones from Purple Row over the weekend had some gems.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So many combos with the words mother and fuck.

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

F him and his whole family!

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

if mclouth gets on

does bobby send out b-wags to bunt?

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

most def

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

He sends Melky to bunt

The Jordan Schafer Fan Club.

by acie4mvp on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Now

Let’s win this game!

by fandave on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder what the chance to win is when someone ties the game on a solo shot like we saw tonight. Does it go to 50/50? Does the team with momentum have the upper hand?

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Heyward rounded the bases faster than David Eckstein taking a walk.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

which is to say fast as hell

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

You aren’t kidding. Saw that on Baseball Tonight….He was flying around the bases.

by Southern IN Chopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward’s THING QUOTIENT is off the chart.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wish I could watch this game!!

I’m just following on here and CBSSports….any better ideas? Can’t believe how fast JayHey was running on that home run! Saw it on Baseball tonight.

by Southern IN Chopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

THat’s a reaction to the HR!

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://p2p4u.net/

Not always the best feeds, but worth a try

Or buy mlb.tv like us

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woooo

That might have been strike 3.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

No, I GDF love Glaus!!!!!

by Hanzo on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

McLovin walkoff

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

NATE WALKOFF!!!!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

MCLOUTH!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by the cow on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  


"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

BRAVES WIN!!!!

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ZOMG!!!

BRAVES WIN! BRAVES WIN! BRAVES WIN! BRAVES WIN!

PHUCK THE PHILLIES…..ROFL!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate DID it!

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOO NATE!!!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY!

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves Country

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

they ran off the field!!!!!!

"There's a little sound off the bat," Cox said.

by FrankyWren on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus and McClouth

Who woulda thunk it.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

you’d be surprised

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

nothing going for 8 innings and we end it on 3 hr.’s

by Shaggy3391 on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

for suspense

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

"silent treatment on a walkoff"

"There's a little sound off the bat," Cox said.

by FrankyWren on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYFFFFFFFFFFFFFFGGOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!

by Hanzo on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FREAKING CRAP!

That was hilarious!

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Best silent treatment

EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

keep it in your pants

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Empty dugout – AWESOME!

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha, silent treamtent…amazing

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

PHILLY PHAIL

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

One of the sweetest wins ever.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT A GAME. WHAT A FUCKING GAME

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful – Everybody bolted for the clubhouse as soon as he turned past first base!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward’s legend is now fully underway.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Like even more fully.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

SO

This is officially my favorite game of the year so far!

by the cow on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

+1000000

That is STEALING a game from the Phils!

by Southern IN Chopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

That is PHUCKING the Phils. :)

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen

If it can just happen 17 more times this year.

by Southern IN Chopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

without a doubt

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit....

That many posts for a HR can’t be a joke right?!?!?!?!

Awesome!

by Southern IN Chopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

BEST. SILENT. TREATMENT. EVER.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

x2

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 MIL

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys.... it was the badass quotient.

Heyward through it to Wags who used it on Howard then channeled it into Nate’s bat.

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

yes!!! what an epic silent treatment!! everyone got out of the dugout ASAP!!!!

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

OH YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD THE NIGHT OFF?

GET OUT THERE RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS

THAT’S A WINNARSAURUS

by BraveSaluki on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSS!!

THIS!!!

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

+420

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love this guy

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg it’s unoptimized fuck it. go winnarsaurus!!!!

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

+infinity

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Gotta love the Rainbow LLama!

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is winning me over.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL...co-mascot with Riley

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t get any better

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHMYGOD!

jzdnfosjenfijosnogfnoqewinfionfioqewnfioewnefion

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we not wait till the very end next time? :P

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

but it was fun!!!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They just wanna make you stick around.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I could bottle this moment ...

"There's a little sound off the bat," Cox said.

by FrankyWren on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

and sell it

"There's a little sound off the bat," Cox said.

by FrankyWren on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

x2

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This makes up for that game last year.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

the WPA’s are gonna be ridiculous. This is just beautiful.

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

100% probability of a win after the bottom of the 10th HR?

LOL…

Okay, okay bearded one…

I’ll give TG a little more time…

I’m winded from running around my house screaming…

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

YUM!!!

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. and Mrs. Scott Tenerman chili?

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yummy delicious tears of unfathomable sadness.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s cold. We were a few outs from feeling this way as well.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We were expecting it though…..I highly doubt they did

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

But we aren't Philly fans.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was saying the Braves don't hit HRs?

That was AMAZING! Can’t wait to be there Thursday for some more magic. I gurantee will be staying till the end of the game

by murph35 on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Don't know abotu you guys

But this can shape up to be the best season evar

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

couldn’t agree more

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna lose my hair.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That summer, I got myself into the biggest pickle of all time.

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Sandlot, ftw

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullpen:

5 and 1/3 innings, 3H, 1 ER, 4K….beautiful.

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanson

Had a pretty good outing, aside from the pitch count.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, one of those outings where the stat sheet lies

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got to say

I laugh so loud that I could not swallow my coffee

by Hanzo on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh My Goodness

How do you like those peaches Philly!

by JaeSlim on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I wasn't come on tonight because I had to study while watching

But I haven’t looked at a book since the 7th inning! I believe it was gondeee’s post that noted our resilience? Holy shit!!! If you don’t know by now we have a hell of a baseball player that is only 20 and a team that absolutely will not quit. I loving this in Phillie-land.

Don’t worry, I’ll make you all proud tomorrow up here.

LET’S GO BRAVES!!!!!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd most boring game of the season

up until 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th. EPIC

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will def. be up there at the end of the season when we sweep those pieces of shit, i can promise that.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ut Um... Excuse me Phillie Phans....

In case you’re wondering….
THIS IS

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Phight:
madson should be the player of the game. he’s the reason it ended the way it did

Seconded.

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been telling my co-workers this (I work outside of Philly).

Madson will be doing this all season if given the chance!

God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.

by EyePod on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.

by EyePod on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

lmao

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha that’s so bad but hilarious

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Improvement? Y/N

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I approve this message.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0 ladies and gentlemen

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Let’s gooooooooooooo!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i started it this time fyi

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I. Love. This. Dog.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

i don’t have enough stars to give out

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

5 bucks

says that everyone looks at this game as the day the rookie cam through again instead of mclouths big walkoff

by Dawg013 on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

McClouth

never gets a chance if Heyward doesn’t step up his game like he did. Heyward deserves it

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

McLouth. McLouth. McLouth. McLouth.

Sorry, I’ve seen it like 3 times and it’s just bothering me.

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he does

And its the way i see it too, but im just sayin lol

by Dawg013 on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what? He tied it. Gotta take it 1 hit at a time. And Heyward isn't hitting god damned 200.

Hopefully this is the day we remember as Mclouth’s turnaround.

God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.

by EyePod on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sure hope so

It would be in great dramatic fashion

by Dawg013 on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably true, but as far as I’m concerned all the McLouth haters can suck it after tonight

Shouldn't Reid Gorecki get a shot in RF before that Heyward kid everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Glaus haters…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that silent treatment…epic

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

epicly epic.
never seen anything like it.

by fandave on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. That was a classic celebration.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEST ENDING I'VE EVER SEEN

SERIOUSLY

INCREDIBLE

JASON HEYWARD IS A DEITY

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

STANDINGS

Atlanta: 8-5
Phillies: 8-5
Marlins: 8-5 (behind 7-4, bottom 8th… but we know that can be beat)

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell Yeah! Fuck the Phillies.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s “Phuck the Phillies”

Shouldn't Reid Gorecki get a shot in RF before that Heyward kid everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I like that quite a bit

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was unreal

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is MLB Network showing anything except our highlights?

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Another great game, another great win

This is going to be a fun year. Can’t wait for the team to come up to the DC area so I can see the legend of Jason Heyward in person.

by LEastCoastBears on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll be there!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just wanna hug somebody. Any takers?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm, LOL

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

1+

Do you know why Buster Olney's initials are BO, because he stinks

by kp.atl on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m down…but only if you look like Jason Heyward!

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Do you know why Buster Olney's initials are BO, because he stinks

by kp.atl on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our blog is basically going through a giant group hug

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than a circle jerk

Which is probably what phillies fans would call it right now…

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was unbelievable. ….

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m gonna see Heyward on Friday and Saturday!

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Coming of Age from the J-Hey Kid!

I don’t know about the rest of you but I am off Glaus and McLouth shit talking for at least 2 weeks.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i am

until Glaus does another GIDP with bases loaded and 1 out =P

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had trouble watching it our bats looked so bad. Never quit baby!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously..

Where did the Glaus hate go? How quickly the tune changes, no?

by ATLforlife on Apr 20, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

There's still issues.

But hopefully this will buy him enough goodwill for him to get completely sorted out.

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

As I said earlier...

This has got him moved out of the basement and into the corner closet on the 1st floor…

I want consistent production, better glove work and less GIDP before he gets the penthouse suite

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus should be hitting 6-7th for the time being. I think he is pressing a little bit. Did a great job late tonight though.

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

We had no walk-off home runs last year right?

by sleezer1788 on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Where.the.fuck.is.Bubb.Rubb?

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS

but it’s ok, rainbow llamasaurus fills some of the void

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

never ever doubt Nate!

by BronxBraveFan on Apr 20, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Epic fail. Never leave until the last out.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially when there’s a chance that Heyward is coming up!!!!

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I felt certain, the way Glaus had been hitting

That there was no way the inning would last past his AB.

I’ve been such a fool.

by Bronn on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh

How close to the park do you live? I thought you were at the game?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't say "via mobile"

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol Douglasville

But isn’t there already nothing but construction with all the flood damage and road construction out there?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Construction around here all is done, and they finally repaired that bridge on 166, so the flood damage is basically done. There’s one street in a subdivision that’s still washed out, and it will be for a while because the city’s out of money to fix streets.

by Bronn on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to live not far from there

And used to work out at the Golds in chapel hill. But then the flood hit and destroyed everything around there, and I couldn’t get to Golds without having to reach around my neck to scratch my ass. so i took the penalty fees and took my business elsewhere.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honest to god, I was hoping that McCann would get on base and Glaus would tie it up. But I’ll take this!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good for Glaus

You guys probably heard some of the flack he was catching, but in my section, it was pretty foul. He certainly needed it.

by Bronn on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably?!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You deserve your shame. :P

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radio just don't do it, eh?

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did that when we played the Mets in middle school and were down 4 or 5. Got to the top end of 285 when we won and Pete said, “To everyone who left early, NANNY NANNY BOO BOO!”

I’ve never left a game early since.

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were just holding them back!

God typed "iddqd" before creating Jason Heyward.

by EyePod on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need that Wooo Woooo!

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I want the Storm Trooper.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol Hellz Yeah! Good looking out.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

anytime!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much love to everyone who stuck around through the whole game.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

wouldn’t consider myself a fan if I didn’t :P

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was not on TC but I watch every moment in the game. Madsen sucks so I was waiting on something epic.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok. So now I have to study for a Physics test. at least I’m in a good mood!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope you don’t Phail your Physics test like the Phillies Phailed to close out tonight’s game…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Astros need to finish off the Marlins and we are in 1st

"Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine..."

by jeg on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I would like to thank the following people who made this game possible..
- Troy Glaus
- Brian McCann
- Nate McLouth
- Billy Wagner
- Jason Heyward
- The whole Braves bench for doin’ that epic slient treatment
- and especially, Jesus Christ.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

You have Heyward in there twice…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I see what you did there

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he left me out…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol...

i get it

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was that silent treatment for, anyway?

A lotta room in right-center, if he hits one there we can dance in the streets. The 2-1. Swung, line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win! They may have to hospitalize Sid Bream; he's down at the bottom of a huge pile at the plate. They help him to his feet. Frank Cabrera got the game winner! The Atlanta Braves are National League champions again! This crowd is going berserk, listen!

by HereComesBream on Apr 21, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nate’s walk-off HR.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 21, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew THAT

It seemed kind of weird though XD

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 22, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lesson to this game for the first 8 innings...

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

this x100000

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finishing up the night with a little Simpsons…god this night turned out great.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not sure if it’s just cause I’m in a great mood, but this episode is killing me.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am going to watch Homer at the Bat after the Lakers game.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't anybody get a dumb idea

And go talk crap on the Phillies blog. The Braves win with class and so do their fans. Don’t make us look stupid.

But…that doesn’t mean you can’t go buck wild in the TC recap! Woooooo! Wooooo!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

+1

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen. Let’s not ever act like loser Philly fans!

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

x2

Sadly, I must admit I considered it…

Proud to say I thought better of it..

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically Don’t be a Dick. I agree.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would probably be best to just completely avoid that blog for a few days. I am betting they arent in a jovial mood.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

+10

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it's fine...

to go read their posts of misery to satisfy personal schadenfreude right? As long as I don’t comment. :)

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

That’s perfectly phine.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have at it!

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

If you make TC and Braves fans look like retards, there are consequences.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attention:

Riley the rally pup will be receiving petitioners for his blessing in the common room. Troy and Nate will be serving crow in the dining hall. Be sure to feed the raindbow llama and wash your hands in the bowl filled with Heyward’s sweat and philly tears on your way out.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

+1 for “bowl filled with Heyward’s sweat and philly tears”

Shouldn't Reid Gorecki get a shot in RF before that Heyward kid everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bahahahahah. +22

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Heyward sweat is too valuable to use for washing hands

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda liking that lineup change...

… with Heyward following Glaus.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone think Glaus got a pitch to hit

Because Madsen was afraid of facing Heyward with 2 on base?

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he wanted to just get a pitch over the plate and thought Glaus was going to hit it for an out. I bet the report says that Glaus is struggling. That is why they pitch around McCann earlier in the game.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea me too especially if McCann is going to hit cleanup. It keeps the lineup balanced

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best birthday ever

All I ever said was that I wanted a two-game winning streak for my birthday. Go figure the Braves had to make it so dramatic though!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell Yes… and happy birthday

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you had a great Birthday!

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very nicely done!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I try to always be prepared. :-)

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks guy

It was technically yesterday, otherwise i just ask for a win on that day. But since it was an off-day, I thought I’d get greedy

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy BDay Slaughter!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That’s a team that having FUN. and playing really good baseball(when it matters)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

TAKE NOTE OF THE LINEUP CHANGE

how key did it turn out that J Hey batted 6th today…never woulda had the chance if he had been batting 7th!! Nice change Bobby!!!

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn this game sounded so exciting. I finally get to see them play tomorrow & watch it be boring as burnt toast.

by FitzFan on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as

that burnt toast is a win, I’ll take it.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

It’s too bad college has to get in the way of epic games like this and I couldn’t make it back for it

"Look out Atlanta. He [Jason Heyward] is going to wow you."
-Chipper

by kauf67 on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t wanna leave this thread.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

same

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

my god

that was the single greatest silent treatment EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t get over it.

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Right when he rounded first

They were gone. Even JHey said in his interview, " I had no idea what was going on. We just got up and started hiding."

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked where he talked about talking to the ball

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

“come on, come on, come on” is what I could read from his lips.

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only have the radio. Details, please.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nate hit his walk off

and immidiatly everyone cleared the dugout and headed for the locker room. McClouth was out there all alone…hahaha…epic. You could see as he rounded first half te dugout was already gone!

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides one helluva comeback win - that silent treatment will be one I'll never forget!

I get a sense this team’s chemistry is special and it gave me chills to watch them in the tunnel together.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

My laptop lags...

when I refresh this page….

by Hanzo on Apr 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward was going to star in Clash of the Titans but it wasn’t fair to upstage the rest of the Titans.

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Best part of this silent treatment

It totally is 80000000x better than Fielder’s celebration last year

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

true!!

although i did like Fielder’s celebration

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

It felt like a Classy thing without showing up the other team.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fielder’s celebration doesn’t even come close

by Braves24 on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So has BBTN already showed the highlights from tonight or are they just getting around to it when they feel like?

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

dunno

crap, now it’s effing football

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FBBTN.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah… they just called Esco “Hanley Ramirez” and didn’t even know Frenchy’s last name. Too bad my MLBN doesn’t work. Fidna call up Charter….

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll wait

Until it’s Hannah Storm talking about it in the morning. Hello older nurse.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they interview Heyward post-game?

Sutton was saying, on the radio, that it looked like, as Chipper was congratulating Heyward following the homer, that he was saying “I told you he’d try to throw you the change-up.”

by Bronn on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes – and he said that he was looking for it.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's awesome

Chipper for batting coach. Heyward for MVP.

by Bronn on Apr 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

+22

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t trying to homer – just hit it hard “with a good short swing”

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe said he ran the bases in 18 seconds.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never, in all my life, thought I would like a player as much as Chipper. I was wrong.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to change your screen name

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

But then I lose all my beautiful, beautiful credibility…and post count.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh noes, so i guess that explains why you pay 800 MSPoints to change your xbox handle every four days

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was only once! And it was well worth it, mind you.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm sure

The 15-year old girls totally dig the new handle, i bet

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know know idea.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

know fail

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard that and was blown away. I guess I should have expected it, but as a 20 year old to have that sort of knowledge…crazy.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i was too busying typing on here though and only cuaght the end

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

FALL to HOUSTON.
TIED FOR FIRST with
Fish a half-game back in third.

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

This.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

by UGARedcoat13 on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward is the #2 trending topic on Twitter right now.

Non-baseball fans, take notice.

by eavchuck on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve watched Nate’s HR twice already.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish I were at this game

There would totally be some debauchery I couldn’t talk about going on tonight for sure

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Never wearing it to a Braves game again

The one time I wear it, no-hitter

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

Oh well, you tried your best…and failed miserably!

by soup du jour on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

story of my life

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, burn that shit. did you order mine yet, btw? I might have better luck when I wear it.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course the game(s) that I end up at will be some terrible shellacking against us.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

We once had a bachelor party for Heyward. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit." - Hank Aaron

by schlagdawg on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chuck Norris

wears Jason Heyward pajamas

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

simpsons line?

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNL….Bill Brasky quotes

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh…+1 then, those were some of my favorite skits

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh how we forget about Sunday’s classic ending.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lost in this blaze of glory...

the continued dominance of the pen.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Absolutely! They have done nothing but PERFORM and kept us in every one of these games.

Sans that one.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don’t count that one. That was all Jo-Jo.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jo-Jo Who?!?

I hope he’s gone for good!

by HEYJUDE on Apr 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wags, Saito, Moylan, K-Med, EO’F, Chavez, Venters = EPIC POWAH!

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT JJ!!!

oh wait…nevermind…he blows…good thing he’s on the DL!!!

by SouthernPanther on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward is ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this

More like this one-better than retread Chuck Norris jokes.

by Bronn on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder

which NFL team is going to try and draft Jason Heyward this week

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone should definitely take a flyer in him in the 7th round

So they can own his rights whenever he tries to pull a Bo Jackson.

by Bronn on Apr 20, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay Hey knows baseball.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay Hey knows tennis?

by Bronn on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhh shit. I feel like “J-Hey knows….” is going to catch on.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

J-Hey knows who stole the last cookie from the cookie jar

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 22, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Vick was drafted in baseball even though he hadn’t played since the 7th grade or something ridiculous like that.

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bret the Hitman Hart

Was recruited onto the Canadian national wrestling team despite the fact that he was a professional wrestler and not Greco-Roman

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He actually was a legit wrestler. He just never wanted to compete beyond high school.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward’s sweat can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2!

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward can slam a revolving door

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

HaHaHa – hilarious.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

SEPT 14, 1993
ATLANTA (AP) – It may have been the biggest victory of the year for the Atlanta Braves. There’s no doubt it was the biggest home run of Ron Gant’s career.
Gant’s three-run homer capped a five-run ninth inning and Atlanta continued its amazing roll with a 7-6 victory over the Cincinnati Reds on Wednesday night.

http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1980&dat=19930914&id=jpIiAAAAIBAJ&sjid=9a4FAAAAIBAJ&pg=3737,4052949

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a fun ending to watch, too!

"I don't think there's any greater free-swinger in the game than Jeff Francoeur" - Tim McCarver, 4/17/2010

by carpengui on Apr 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what to do with myself right now.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Same here

Its like i want to party, but the ceiling in mom’s basement is too low, and I’d hit my head. I had too many birthday drinks the night prior so i’m kind of detoxing tonight. and my DVR is recording something so i can’t watch espn. I’m just kind of in limbo.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. ESPN hasn’t said garbage about it.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF would you watch ESPN? MLBN or bust!

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dish Network

No mlbn

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahah talking about the silent treatment. They LOVED it

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mitch Williams just gave all the credit of Heywards HR to Madison’s inability to close….

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he’s full of it.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m watching it now. What a dumbfuck. He says Madson’s problem is that he has TOO MUCH CONTROL! Hahaha!

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Madson may be a good pitcher but they don’t hit homers when you have too much control.

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

His cohosts are laughing at his fury. Hahaaha

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This coming from a guy who gave up the gamewinning homerun to Joe Carter to lose the ws for the Phils.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since when has Mitch known wtf he’s talking about

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot the game was on MLBN tonight.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

They said they are about to talk about it on MLB Tonight

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

recap up!

let’s move the celebration there!

by atl192485 on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball!

by JadedMayberry on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Now it is time to watch MLB Tonight and listen to what they say about our game.

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder what the thread count was in the 9th? after the Glaus Homer? after the Heyward homer? and after the McLouth homer?

by romone_braves91 on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

We need some sort of fangraphs-like graph to dissect that

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're very close to ...setting a post record I think.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn’t the highest total 2400 or so?

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why can’t I quit this thread?

by BullManUGA on Apr 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our fearless leader would know… hey where are you fearless leader?

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last year saw the very first 1000 comment post

This year’s comment count has probably passed all of last year by now. I’m actually not joking. Every GT this season has easily crossed 1000

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know in some of the recaps, they have given the totals for the GTs. I think I remember 2400 or so the number to beat.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And gondeee hardly comes into OTs. The last time I remember seeing him actually post with the flow was when Julian Tavarez was a Brave

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And naturally, he was drunk

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a priceless interaction, if I remember correctly. You’re the whiz when it comes to pulling up old shit, do your thing.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proof that gondeee once interacted in the OTs

Its starts here

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was….interesting….

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

thos were back in the good ol days of TC

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 21, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously man, it’s been pretty great so far.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

2443 as of this post.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, 4/20 has certainly found me high tonight.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve been up with the braves many times, but this is pretty high. Not 1995 WS high, but pretty freaking high.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a game. That makes six come from behind wins so far this year according to Don on the radio.

It seems like the league/division champions always have a ton of come from behind wins.

by playertobenamedlater on Apr 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's one...

The meaning of Life learned Jason Heyward.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful shirt

More magic from 22!

by HereComesBream on Apr 22, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

4/20 Weather in Atlanta?

Krikgouw_tiny by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 2:19 PM PDT Comment 6 comments, 6 new

No, that doesn’t mean a certain green-leafed plant is falling from the sky…

 

I am getting conflicting information from various weather sources… Can someone in the region give me the skinny on how the weather is looking and how it may impact the game? I’m here in Sacramento, California, and the weather forecasters can’t seem to agree on what will be happening in Atlanta, at say about 4:10 PM PT / 7:10 PM ET…

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Looks like a chance of rain, but not enough to worry about. I’d say 90%+ chance we play

Heyward is pretty good

by bighop on Apr 20, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It rained in Macon (hour south of Atlanta) about 30 minutes ago for around an hour. Not sure which way it’s moving, but it’s relatively sunny again now…

“Hey Fat Kid…the monster is right behind you! RUNNNN!!” -The Host

by bwellnjonesco on Apr 20, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What’s up man! I live in Sacramento too!!

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 20, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Our weather has been horrible today!

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 20, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m home with the Flu

Have been for the past couple days…

Hey, maybe that explains me bursting onto the TC scene with reckless abandon yesterday?

Damn weather!

“I may not agree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.” Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
reply fail…

“I may not agree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.” Beatrice Hall paraphrasing Voltaire. That being said, it is “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln

by Vance in Sacramento on Apr 20, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wrote a novel, it's about baseball, you should buy it: https://www.createspace.com/3407939
www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure why it's here

But it’s funny to me that cb dumped this deleted fanpost as a comment to get buried in 1200+ comments here

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny thing was,

The philly fans were sarcastically referring to Heyward as Jesus most of the night. I don’t think it was quite as funny to them by the end.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a feeling about this season

i think we have it this year. We get the crapp kicked out of us for 8 innings, then come back…

Mclouth snapping out of his funk?

by Braves Biceps on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Still too early to tell, but I think everyone on here should be very optimistic at our chances.

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults...

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Madson. Fuck the racist-ass Braves. And fuck Sarah Palin.

Stay classy, The Good Phight

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahahahah wow. So wrong on so many levels. Good grief.

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha wow

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY

by JKowalek on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha!

Mitch Williams chiding a Phillies closer for giving up a clutch homerun! WTF?!

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone have a link to the video of Nate running into the clubhouse?

by Gage23 on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

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