Open Thread 4/15: Braves at Padres #2
Braves lead 2-0 thanks to a HR from Marteeen Prado and an RBI double from Heyward. This ump is awful.
Going into the 5th inning...
Discuss.
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sounds good to me
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't care what the post says
I’m posting anyway. I’m such a rebel
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
haha
Yeah, i forgot to edit it at first…just trying to not clutter up the front page with so many Open Threads
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
So when do people start giving Diaz a hard time for his rough start? Or does he get a free pass for some unknown reason?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
ha, not by much
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Me either
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
his rough start was overshadowed by gluas, nate and melky.
but diaz really hasn’t played as much as they have.
by Braves Biceps on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, but people started giving melky shit after the same amount of PAs diaz has now
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Melky started off negative
Since he is part of the package that sent Javy out of here
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I understand that. People should be able to separate that from his actual play though. It’ll never happen, but I’m just saying.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
agree
However, some people like me always thought he was the most over-rated player in the game when he was with the Yankees.
Then bam he is on your team
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
He wasn’t even the most over rated player on that team.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Most overrated? I gotta say Jeter – as usual. Not saying Jeter was the worst player, but most overrated.
Maybe even CC…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
’Cause I forgot about him. Now that you mention it, it is Joba hands down.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Someone said it last year
Diaz, like Huddy has fan equity built up
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
unfortunate, really
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
You still upset we got rid of JV huh??
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I think you should buy a Heyward shirt
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
What Heyward shirt?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
please Hobbs, leave him be
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
haha
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude…I made that!!!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I warned you, that is all
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
lol
You’d think I made it by how hard I’m pimping it. I didn’t even pimp the Failcoeur or Jamie kotsay shirts this hard.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Its because you had to buy it
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Word
I have all the books, AND the anthology
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
The anthology is so great…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
it didn't show
http://a0.vox.com/6a00c225267e228e1d0110165daa88860c-500pi
As do I. Did we just become best friends?
Karate in the garage
I’ll race you there.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Just don’t ever touch my drumset.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Awwww, you're missing the best panel.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
And he makes the best face ever.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I understand that it was something that needed to be done. It’s just bullshit that people jump all over Melky and Diaz gets a pass.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotya…I thought your comment was directed towards Hudson…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I like Huddy.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree…but I thought you preferred JV and his year last year over Huddy who was hurt…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
with Deion, no less!
Deion! wow.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Prado
has got the magic touch this season
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Man
I remember watching Prado go 0-4 in Richmond back in like 2007 and thinking he’d never make it in the bigs
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
BMac hitting one out right here!!!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Yes, please?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
huddy's pitch count is kind of high...
too bad we don’t have an absolutely lockdown bullpen or anything….
Are you shitting me?
You called that a ball from Huddy like 3 times last inning. jesus.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
And that's a ball now
Seriously…this ump…just lol
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
Anyone seeing Tosh.0 right now??? HILARIOUS!!!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
Game-stream, Tosh on the tv. But, there I am being unrealistic again.
:)
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear, all Braves fans are on the same wave length
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You see the “Stomp the Nard” one???
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Yes, but the “Foot Fall” is classic.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
MAC WITH A HIT!
Chipper scores!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
Heap with another double…and Chipper scoring from first AGAIN???
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
Blanks totalled knocked it to the wall
otherwise, no way Chipper scores
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
And Glaus…unless you mean just from tonight.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
No RBI for Mac
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
sorry, no RBI
E7 scored Chipper
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Double
Another fastball down the pipe that Bmac crushes.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
i think it's more
that he was Braves intolerant
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
More like Latos Tolerant
BOOYAH!
HIGHFIVE GUYS…guys dont leave me hanging…oh dont walk away guys.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice cellphone
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
MVP of the team Mac or Prado?
I got Mac.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
yup
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
His ERA
is like half of JJ’s too!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
4 calculus problems left… but the Braves are more important so… not doing them :p
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
13 pages of an elections paper left, but Santa Glaus is more important.
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
3 topology problems and 100 quizzes left...
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, well in that cases
5 Bachelors and 1 bottle of Chianti left.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I could do those for you in probably a couple minutes.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Tex takes a walk....
batting 0.093, but OBP of like .290
More like McLouth's mirror image
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
got nothing on Dunn
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
no way
Russell can throw 95mph, Rauch couldnt hold his jock
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Fantasy question:
Who should be my starting 2B, Clint Barmes or Mark Ellis? 20 team league
Barmes.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
If Justin and I agree on something
It must be a no brainer?
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
If you agree with justin
There’s something wrong with you
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I agree.
Yeah, think about that one for a sec…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
definetly
Makes me rethink my position
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
sure
if by “seats” you mean “the shortstop’s glove”
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
"Fisted to short"
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
FISTED
fuck now i gotta go get a beer
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Actually
saves money. Increases response rate, which means we have to hire fewer people to go door to door. The people are the biggest expense by far
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
When McCann hit the double is about the same time they turned the lights on at the Ted…Coincidence? I think not
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
We just got fisted!!!
Thats #1
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
I wonder how much Chip uses that word at home?
tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.
Hey Honey,
could you fist the salt over here?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
ROFL
I wonder if he even realizes what he’s saying…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Fist me a beer honey.
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Men with disproportionate little heads – not worth much.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
According to Happy Gilmore, Chip would make a great golfer…huge ass. I was walking behind him one day at the Ted; I had no idea they made pants in that shape.
They must have a room in back where they (Padres)
grow this big ass pitchers. Every one of them is a tree.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Off spring from the Marlins
holy cow their rotation is a basketball team
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
first
you’re very late. Second, no RBI. E7
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No, he's not.
Mac gets the RBI
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
or not
switched it to an RBI. If you heard that before they just said it, then I apologize
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope…the gave it back to him
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
9 of 21 1st pitch strikes….doing things the hard way
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
6'7"
big legs cover ground
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
The ghost of Skip in the booth
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
naw,
let’s take the ghost back to ATL. I miss skip
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Alrighty…time to play some dodgeball!!! See y’all later!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I play that too!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Kickball should be banned in schools….just like everything else.
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!?
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t be jealous of my athletic abilities…700 pounders such as yourself aren’t built for athletic endeavors…you couldn’t even fit in the gym…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Owned.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
People could throw the ball in literally every direction and STILL get you out…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Back in school, he sat next to everybody.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s got a point
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Good stuff Huddy!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Yay!
Hudson is in line for a win now.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
Team Leaders (before today)
OBP. Prado .541; McCann .516
AVG. Prado .469; McCann .348
RBI. Heyward 10, Glaus 6, McCann 5.
Walks. Heap 8; Heyward, Nate, and Melky: 5 each.
K: Heyward 12, Nate 9, Glaus 8, Prado 7, Melky 6.
Now you’re the late one…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Welp
I guess the shirt I make for this season has to be “FISTINGS” in baseball script with “Chip” on the back with an arbitrary number
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Better yet
Clip art of a big fist. LIke the ones used in the Black Panthers propaganda
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Listening to the radio on the way home
Apparently there was a Caps fan with a Caps jersey that was double zero, and the name on the back was “Suck it Crosby”
lol
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you listen to the sports reporters?
Zabe and Andy were like at some sports bar and Zabe totally interrupted whatever they were talking about to talk to said dude wearing the jersey. Awesome.
he’s been looking great after that sombrero.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a great time to steal
if you play for the Braves.
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK!!
That sucked so much….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
Not to me…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Tough luck.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
aaawww crap
Glaus hit that one too hard. Too bad he doesn’t suck, that would’ve just been 1 out
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
wasn't that mclouth?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes it was.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
whoops
well nevermind then… i’ve been in and out, clearly not playing attention
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That dude is killing us.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
McLouth?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Harriston.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean Hairston I assume
or Venable
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
McCloud?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkzmgPUBhQ
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
TW-Nicole Brown-S
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward was safe!
Fuck these umps.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Quick! Someone call the Amberlamps!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
.059/.200/.088 slash stats coming into today, too lazy to add in today’s performance to that but it won’t change anything.
by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
BAH! Padres with a HR...
3 – 1, Braves
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
Who gives a shit? It’s gone.
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
(Plunk)
I think you can go get him now……
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
I bet Venable has a horror story about ATL airport
Because he seems to have this unfathomable vendetta against the Braves that nobody can understand
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Nice
I was still living in DC then, and my friend from Atlanta couldn’t get back for a week
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Hi everyone!
What have I missed? I see we are winning…
Well, at least the bases weren’t juiced.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
For once...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I coulda sworn
That Heyward’s gravitational pull was going to suck in that flyball
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
PRADO WITH A NICE CATCH!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
Who knew Prado could jump like that?
wow
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Was the flip necessary?
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
That's how we roll in Braves country
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Braves Country for Ole Men?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
KJ woulda…nevermind
Shouldn't Reid Gorecki get a shot in RF before that Heyward kid everybody talks about?
….fallen down and hurt himself….while missing the catch completely…?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
…caught it without jumping.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Lies.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Great play, Prado!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
My video feed just started working, but whats up with the light blue unis?
As soon as i saw it i was like, man, im just getting the toronto game
Huddy's getting hit hard this inning
Hope he gets through it OK
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
I’m amazed he’s making it through 6 innings after what is pitch count was at in the 4th.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
don't be so sure about that yet
that wasn’t pretty
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I know.
Perhaps I spoke too soon :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Two outs now!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
4/5 lifetime vs. Hudson
ruh roh
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
make that 5/6
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope Stairs doesn't homer
I don’t want to hear about guys pounding his ass and him liking it
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
If he hits a home run
are they allowed to pinch run for him at the plate so he doesn’t have to run the bases?
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, I leave him in to see if he can finish this inning.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
not sure he can
he’s not looking good at all
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. Hudson with 0 Ks?
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
Also hard to get punchouts when it’s impossible to figure out what’s a strike and what isn’t.
by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
just go to
EOF for 1 out (LH hitter due up)
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Huddy’s last pitch…?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
unless it's foul
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw a strike…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
DAMN'T!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
HE WAS OUT.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
Naw
Mac whiffed on his leg by a good 6".
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
NVM…Heap missed.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
thought Heap had him, bad angle i guess
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
Yeah, it was a bad angle...
Tag never touched him… :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
“It was a funny angle”
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Too far up the line
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Yeah
Terrible throw there from Matty
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Who cares! He hits better than Melky, so he should start! Defense isn’t important.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
check the replay
Mac never touched him
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
alot of the throws are coming up short
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess it was a more general question
Granted it was close on the last play, but its a common theme
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Hudson’s all like, “Haha, bullpen, not going to blow this one for me!”
We’ll see what Medlen/O’Flaherty have to see about that.
Technically, they can’t blow it for him, since the runner on 2nd is his.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
100 pitches/5.2 innings?
And 2 ER? Really?
It was very clear 3 batters ago
that Huddy was done
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Bravo phantom poster…bravo…once again, you come into the game thread to post some drivel only when something goes wrong.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Only one run though.
And we still have the lead. Stop the bleeding here and we’re still in good shape.
I'd really like it
if more of our pitchers could get through 7 innings. This whole 5+ or 6 inning thing is OK now but needs to improve by the end of the year
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Moylan will have to learn to pitch lefty.
by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Then he can pitch 160 games instead of 80!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Huddy’s good for a CG or two throughout the season. He’s usually pretty stingy with the pitch count.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
too many fucking walks. umps certainly aren’t helping
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss Oscar Villareal. He could come in in this situation, blow the lead, but a win would be guaranteed.
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
he won 10 I know
forget if he lost any
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoops
9-1 in 2006. Close
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That might have actually been 20 seconds.
Nice work!
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
baseball-reference is my friend
Oscar also went 10-7 (with 1 start) in 2003
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
or Antonio Alfonseca
“Fat Tony”
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
“Tony… What have I done to deserve the flat, flavorless manhattan?”
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Inning over!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
whew. Again!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
And they would have gotten the lead too
if it wasn’t for that Medlen kid
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
lol
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes!
We need the lucky new thread…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
bleh
just when Nate was having a good night, but game is getting short
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
pitcher spot now 8th Melky, Diaz, Prado due up
Its just fortuitous that it worked out that way.
With Nate making the last out so we can have the pitcher up in 9 batters.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Melky is going yard
I can feel it
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
he doesn't have the RF of yankee stadium
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That didn't help him at all
except on 1 HR. Check hittracker
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
No, that’s too difficult. It’s easier to just assume.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
he did not hit that many to begin with
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
So what you're saying is
Yankee stadium’s short RF line helped Melky a lot… except it didn’t. Thanks for that.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
That’s an interesting feeling. I just hope he hits it hard
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i’ll take a walk
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
or a ground out…should have seen that coming
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
RABBLE!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
FORGET ABOUT THE GALGAMECS?!
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions

With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
nevermind
hopper to the pitcher
He drives the ball into the ground
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Melky once again with a lot of pitches and a GBO…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
once he figures out
how to hit line drives again, he’ll be pretty good
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Melky with another out....
He needs to start hitting them out of the infield!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
for Willie Harris?
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Diaz strikes out on three pitches...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
Yup. Diaz looking much better than Melky.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
+1
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
You’ve got a lot to learn, kid.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
We should start keeping a count of how many times this question gets asked.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds good to me
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on
Bobby had do something about Melky
Guess for MClouth back to leadoff?
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
All Bobby had to do about Melky was let him get out of his funk. Melky is simply not getting results. He is doing everything else nearly perfectly.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
huh?
Well he did he moved him to 8th in the lineup yesterday…
I am just saying he had to move him out of the leadoff spot
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
And replace him with….Diaz? At least Melky is making pitchers work right now – Nate too, for that matter.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Melky hit 8th yesterday? did he not
Melky is not doing much better he is not even hitting the ball very hard, his LD% is plummeting and his K rate is going up
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
He did hit 8th.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I understand Bobby had to do something. I’m just waiting for all the people who wanted Melky’s head on a pike after 20 bad PAs, to do the same for Diaz since he’s playing just as poorly. It ain’t gonna happen though, which is bullshit.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
not knocking you just a real question
how many ABs do we give Melky at this point though?
I mean really with all three hitting horribly we really dont have an option though.
But how long do you wait? 50AB? 100AB? 200AB?
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
More than 20…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
How long should the Yankees wait on Teixiera?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I expect him to be optioned to AAA within the week.
If not given his outright release.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
They should give up on him.
They can trade him to us for JoJo Reyes – even swap.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
and he is one of the team leaders in walks and one of the league leaders in pitches per plate appearance. It isn’t like he is K-ing every AB or looking lost at the plate. It’s called a slump. Get over it.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Milky is in the same league as Tex how? It’s not even a comparable situation.
I hope we don’t wait on Milky for 4 yeats like the Skanks did.
I don’t know what a “yeat” is, but no where did I say that Melky was like Teixiera.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
realistically, probably 200 PAs…but 100 PAs at the very least. I know it’s tough b/c McLouth, Melky, and Diaz all suck right now but we just gotta try to be patient. It’s not like they’re all going to just stop hitting this year.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Except Frenchy’s problem wasn’t BABIP – it was no walks, lots of Ks and poor plate discipline – pretty much the complete opposite of Melky.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure I follow…?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
People took my question out of context..
I think 100PA would be about right, because then you have the minors to work it out
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
No worries. It’s just as painful for me to watch and wait, trust me.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Not bullshit at all. Have you forgotten that Diaz has actually been an above average player in his career & Milky has not? Maybe that’s the difference instead of double standards.
lol
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
cool story
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
We don't have a leadoff hitter, been saying it for two years...
hopefully Rose, if not Schafer. I just don’t see Schafer as a leadoff.
Maybe…Schafer has good power, but he also takes walks and has good OBP. Sizemore-lite is the ceiling…but maybe he’ll turn into a Rasmus type if he develops properly.
I think he would do just fine in the leadoff role, but he might be best utilized elsewhere.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I mean Sizemore.
I see a lot of Sizemore in Slim Schafer. Now, he’s not equal to him, but has the same sort of skill set (lower contact rates, high pitch counts, good speed, good OBP, nice pop). And Sizemore was leadoff for a while.
And yeah, I know Rasmus isn’t a leadoff, but I was conjecturing a different development path where he develops more power.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, rainbows.
Yeah, I dunno. I don’t think he’d be a prototypical leadoff hitter, but with the pitches he sees, the walks, and the speed I think he would be at least serviceable. Certainly better than anything we have right now. The only thing that would worry me would be contact rate.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Same here...
and just don’t think he’ll be good enough. That’s McLouth’s problem too, hence the comparison.
I've seen Diaz swing at some bad bitches, but that 2nd pitch...
that was in the dirt in the left hand batters box might take the cake.
I refuse.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
i’m an idiot. i immediatley thought he messed up can of worms.
"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson
Haha
That’s where my brain went first as well.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
16,000…and I thought our weekday daygame attendance sucked.
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
who had that on NAHWAL?
The PuertoRican Kid
by Kobe:The Legend on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m going to a Tides/Braves game next Thursday at noon.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
We don’t suck so bad if you actually compare us to other teams. Most teams have trouble breaking 25K on weeknights during school
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
$1.01
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Prado grounds out to short, end inning
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
I think Medlen/EOF/Wagner
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Reitsma/Kolb/Wickman
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
DO NOT WANT
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
I forgot about Tim Spooneybarger.
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
On the flip side, Chris Hammond and Darren Holmes popped into my head a few days ago.
by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
refresh my memory..
why you guys are throwing up>
by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven't been a Braves fan that long, have you?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Dan Kolb still gives me nightmares
Too soon…its still too soon
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't remember
But whatever it was it wasn’t good since we got him after a year where he had a sub 2 ERA for Milwaukee.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
and he’s done nothing for them, so it’s ok
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
not paying much attention then?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
And you don’t remember Kolb, Wickman, and Reitsma?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Think about the year he bacame a fan…kind of like Red Sox Nation now – they can’t even name the starting lineup.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn the worst thing you can call a fan of sports. Fair weather fan.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
oh. i remember wickman. not much of kolb and reitsma.
by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
One might even call them...
openers.
…
God I suck.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
got a chuckle out of me
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree. Three runs or less going into the ninth, the Braves would lose. So many 1 run loses over the years. Ridic.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Smoltz
Should’ve been like 21-9 in 2006 but the bullpen blew like 6 of his games
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
And strangely enough...
For the longest time our only reliable closer was Smoltz.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
consider yourself lucky
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
Apparently gonna be EOF/Saito/Wagner
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
So did I
It seems a waste to have him just pitch for one out….especially when they did a double switch.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I was excited to see Diaz with the chances at leadoff- but it’s been very disappointing these 2 games.
Maybe he’s better lower in the order.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Definitely better as a 6-7 type guy
or maybe a #2
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
First out in the Padres' half inning.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
INteresting
RAK is for Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonalds who once owned the Padres
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Thank god I’ll be out of Tennessee soon and don’t have to listen to anymore of this Vols crap.
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
AUSSIE.
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Wtf?
Medlen for one out. EOF for one out. Now they’re bringing in Moylan? Does Bobby have a rule that says Moylan must pitch in every game?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
We’d better pray this game doesn’t go into extra innings….
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
we don’t even have JoJo available!
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
he read the post about Moylan’s playing time vs. Chipper’s.
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Meds for RH
Moylan for a REALLY good LHB
Moylan for everyone else
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Bobby Bullpen Management™
“Now completely out of control!”
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
DOWN HERE AT WACKY BOBBY'S
EVERYONE MUST GO
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
What’s the number of appearances for Moylan now?
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
What game # is this?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, and mclouth isn't?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
so who can we get?
pay the damn price. Give McLouth and an A ball arm or two and make it happen Wren! Ellsbury!
lol
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Its not even close
Lewis Ks at like > 25%
Mclouth is more like 12%
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, 19% for Nate but so far this year it’s 50%! unreal, ha
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
MUST USE ALL PITCHERS
NO OFFDAYS SLACKERS
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
Alright guys, see everyone later.Hope this turns out well
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
G’day
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Moylan with the good strikeout!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
STFD
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
DAMN IT
Diaz should have rolled afterwarsd. That’s how we roll in Braves country.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
We roll by rolling? I guess that makes sense…
by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
lol, literally
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Bullpen effiiciency
Meds — 3 pitches 1 out
EOF — 3 pitches 1 out
Moylan — 5 pitches 2 outs
Obviously we need to use JoJo 3 pitches at a time
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That way he might only give up 5 runs an outing.
by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
ROFL
5 runs on 3 pitches….nice
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
That’s impressive.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
At the end of the day (or season)
Appearances count, but the number of pitches thrown is really what rules the day. Lots of appearnaces like this don’t kill us.
Holy crap
I just plugged in my netbook and it was like turning on the sun
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Please
You think my portable is plugged into the power to run my WoW servers? Pssh, get real
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I know we’re not behind – but 1 run is NOT enough.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
need more Heyward RBI
makes everyone agree
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
C’mon Chipper…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
I hate this ump so much.
I can stand consistent strike zones… but jesus it changes EVERY SINGLE INNING.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
Yay! Chipper walks!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
B.A?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Jedi mind tricked the pitchers into a walk
These were not the strikes you were looking for.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Chipper Jones is a toydarian.
Jedi mind tricks do not work on him.
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahahah that guy flinched like a bitch when his buddy raised his arm.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
I saw that too, ha
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
CHIPPER STEALS!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
hahaha
and that is how i get my fantasy steals.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
Drafted McCutchen and Ellsberry for that…facepalm.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You will accept the Republic credits, Mike Adams.
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
If no one makes a gif of this
I guess I’m going to have to step up.
by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Over under for SB for Chipper this year: 9.5
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
under
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
but he's on pace for 36
and pace = absolutely will do that
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking over
That would be hilarious
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Over
10
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s on pace for like 20 right?
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
36 by my count
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
So over.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm calling it
Chipper steals 30 this year
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
“Larceny is legal in baseball but it isn’t in society. If you need help call King Stahlman’s bail bonds.” – Dick Enberg on Padre’s broadcast.
Damn't! Popped foul....out
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
We used our quota in getting two hits with runners on base today.
by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Steal Third!!!
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
C’mon Glaus! Hit another one of those long homeruns…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
So
what scurb will start over McCann in the All-Star game this year?
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
Geovany Soto since he plays for the cubs
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends
Where is the all star game.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Bengie Molina!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yadier. Again.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
well Yadier Molina
obviously. Cards fans turn out the vote
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Pudge.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
JRussell Martin
Since it’s in Anaheim and the Doyers will want their hometown guy to start, no matter how crappy he’s playing
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
was mccann having trouble seeing?
I cant stop war chanting....
by David G. Little on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
If we had Bourn
And he were on 2nd, he could score on a sac fly
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Thats just science.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Why trade for Bourn?
We should just sign Corey Patterson for leadoff. He’s fast.and junk.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
WTH is a “psychological muscle”?
(shakes head at Chip)
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
we men have a psychological muscle
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Must be when you all “think” it’s flexed.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
yup, thats what happens
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Chip just say "psychiological muscle"?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Glaus needed a 9 iron for that “strike”
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Sweet…the same pitch on 2-1 that was a strike is a ball on 2-2. Cool.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Glaus strikes out :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Yunel- 2 out RBI, please?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
DONE
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Praydo.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
minus Escobar
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah that 3 run HR yesterday
was TERRIBLE
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
killed the rally
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
That wasn’t clutch, though.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
it's been 9 games
sheesh
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Please, just stop. Save face and stop.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
he's only tied with Heyward in batting average, and third only to Mac and Prado in BA,
Yeah overreacting.
and 2nd in RBI.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
YUNEL!! RBI!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
ESCOBAR!!!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
good lord
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
ditto
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
is that the Deku Tree?
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yunel hitting - Chipper baserunning and ...

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
speed demon
"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"
by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Can has 2-run HR from Heyward?
Plz?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
lol
The power of Heyward’s swign blew Torrealba’s mask off
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Kid is a beast
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
I dunno man…Braun did
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I would lose it, that would be unbelievable
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
HEYWARD RBI!!
Just missed the HR
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
We all knew he would be...
I don’t think we really expected him to be this good this soon, though. Can you imagine if this is just him having a typical rookie year (relatively)?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Albert Pujols 2.0
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
idk if i thought he wouldnt be this good this soon, on the contrary...
i was hoping he would finish the year batting .998 with 240 homers. Ive been oftly disappointed thus far
Heh.
Yes, but there’s a difference between “hoping” and “expecting”.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
touche my friend, touche
i gotta say though, i was expecting about .300 with about 20-25 HRs
Dear god
If this were any other park, that might be a homer. Who does he think he is with these towering oppy hits, Chipper Jones??
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I am getting sick of the Braves ruining the save chances for Wagner for me…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
Man, when i saw that
i woulda swore it was gonna be out, this isnt a great ballpark to hit some out
He’s gonna drive in 130+ one of these days.
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
Tomorrow
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Why put one in the strike zone on 1-2 after he just chased one in the dirt?
Not that I’m complaining
lol
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward’s ridiculous plate coverage makes me think that eventually opposing pitchers are just going to avoid giving him anything to hit altogether.
And that’s when you move him into the two-hole…
3-hole before too long
too awesome with RISP
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Lineup analysis
says to not put your best hitting #3—comes up too often with 2 out no one on. So #2 or #4 would be better
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You and your stats.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, right?
Facts are always getting in the way of things. So inconvenient
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hinske
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
HINSKE WITH A HIT! RBI!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously
By now, Hinske really has to have passed Norton
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
lol
Blanks
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
I like him a lot
He’s beastly.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward can fly.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Whoa
a flying Mac Truck? Scary.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're saying
Jason Heyward is Optimus Prime?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
works for me
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Optimus Prime wishes he was Heyward.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This also implies
That Jason Heyward is Jewish
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously...
he works counts, gets on. Heyward for leadoff.
Heyward
Prado
Chipper
Glaus/McCann
McCann/Glaus
Esco
McLouth/Diaz
Diaz/Melky
Too many solo HRs that way
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Question
Would you bat Pujols lead off? Exactly
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever it was, he’s already paid for himself a little over a week into the season…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Inning over...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Calm down
It was just a fly ball not a home run
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I just hope Nate gets out of this slump.
by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Looked good today
looks like he is coming around, almost hit a slam earlier in the series
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
That is a good sign, and hopefully a push for him toward the Rockies series tomorrow.
by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hot and Cold
5.2IP too many walks, but looked good in two o fthem
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
So so...
He was kinda shakey, but he got screwed on a lot of calls from an inconsistent strike zone.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
First five were good
6th gave up 2 runs
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Umps were stingy with the K zone. Lots of walks for Huddy.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish Wagner would have a save situation though.. I’d like to see him get closer to his milestone
Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0
This is false
JoJo thowing 3 pitches = 5 runs scored. We would be losing 7 – 6 then!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward should be batting 3rd or 5th
Just saying.
by JasonHeywardisGod on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
He's been crazy good though
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
4.1IP, 8K's, including the last one
18 k/9 works for me
yeah
him and moylan are awesome
But he is 40 and cant pitch 9000000 games like Moylan
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
not sure Moylan is any more reliable
He’s missed more time the past 3 years than Saito has, remember
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
true
I guess age is not always a great factor
Of course all of Moylans time was for the Tommy John
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Sparingly in Bobby Cox world means three times every two games.
by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
no
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
So in the excitement of Heyward and Hinske being badasses, we missed the real revelation of this inning: Melky hit a ball into the air. Like, it went higher than 6 feet off the ground!
Yeah that was pretty awesome
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, a little bit, yeah. But I have faith! I BELIEVE!
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Yahoo says chipper has 2 SBs on the night
I just remember the one
Nate had the other one, IIRC.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd go with Chavez
he finished that other game
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
or Dunn, maybe
get his feet wet
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Wags…he needs work.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Total random comment:
Bought something at the store today – Triscuits – New flavor of “Roasted Tomatoes & Olive Oil”
These things taste like pizza. Yummm.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Those
Are the bomb. Put some pepperjack cheese and grape tomatoes on them. Fantastic
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
seriously? i see those all the time but never pick them up
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry guys
when Moylan/Saito/Wagner’s arms fall off we will simply replace them with Dunn/Proctor/Kimbrel!!
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
It's nice to have backups
Last year we didn’t even have frontups
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
see the article on Kimbrel on ESPN
nothing new but funny to see his name on there
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
mlb tv crapped out…..0222 here….going to bed….here’s hoping I don’t wake up to a meltdown
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
wtf
Going to bed at 9:25pm EST? I guess not everyone is Beard, and stays up until 3am
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
only 2am last night…watched 30 mins of paranormal activity, nothing happened, turned it off
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Never seen it...
I suppose you don’t buy the hype? Should I not bother?
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
gonna finish it tonight, but like 10 people in the OT last night said it sucked
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose it might be like Napoleon Dynamite.
I loved that movie, but I saw it really early when there were no expectations about a good movie. Perhaps the same holds here where you’re only seeing it due to the hype that it got.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
ND is hilarious
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the only movie I recall being so bad I couldn't stand to watch it.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed...
but a lot of people I know HATE it. There’s no accounting for taste, to be sure, but there’s a lot of them.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
0222 here…
In layman’s terms…he’s in Europe.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
ohh
man, I never recognize military time when I see it
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
well shit
That’s dedication
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
and work is at 6am
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
wow
Go to bed, son! We’ll take it from here
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Its 2:25 am BST here….british summer time
"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."
A Brit!
(or at least an American in Britain)… pretty cool
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
it's 9:24 eastern
are you 12? or do you work at 6 AM?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m thinking he’s in the U.K…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Inning over!
Padres shut down…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Alright later.
Onward to the bar.
This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew
by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Does anyone remember when Harang used to be good?
He sucks now…whatever happened to that guy
he wasn't ever that good
he just peaked and then aged. Totally normal
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Aged pretty quick
Had two 5+ war years and dropped off a cliff.
Ironically
THIS is the year that he’s supposedly goign to be shipped off when the Reds fall out of contention. As if he had much value left
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
yeah that's funny
Who would want him now? With his contract? Ugh
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
that's pretty normal
Happens to guys all the time. Some guys just age faster
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah that is pretty dang ugly
Kinda like Aaron Harang himself
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't care if he looked like a zombie
He was a horse, and while he was still the 5 WAR guy, I’d have wanted him
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
dusty baker
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
haha this
Baker is to young pitchers
What Catholic Priests are to young boys
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Truth.
And so facepalm worthy how true it is. I feel sorry for Chapman.
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dusty-baker-destroys-aroldis-chapmans-arm-within-m,7043/
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember
One Opening Day he pitched an extra inning 10.0 IP complete game
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Russ Ortiz needs to write a book on giving a great interview, because his job skills can’t be the reason he still gets a job
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
I love
that the dodgers employ both R. Ortizes, Brad Ausmus, and FUGA. What a team!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Easier to WALK 8th.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
eh
Not that good. Let me know when he starts giving up fewer hits
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
EJECT HIM!!!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah....
Being awesome is hard work. He’s gonna have off nights.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, he has played every day and they haven’t. But point taken.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
And I believe that Melky and McLouth have fewer Ks combined…
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually Jason has 12 Ks to Melky and McLouth's 15 Ks. Melky, McLouth, Diaz have 22 Ks combined.
not much of a comparison. Jason has struck out more times that each player, but he is still caring the outfield offense all alone.
by BravesFanScout on Apr 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
ROFL
So what you’re say is…..Heyward should man the outfield by himself, too? Seeing as he already is providing all the offensive production.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Basically...
actually i’m just showing how terrible out other 3 guys have been
by BravesFanScout on Apr 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That comparison is not fair. Those other players are not on the same level as Heyward.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
By the next game - I gotta show y'all
a photo of my sneakers. Remind me.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Hitting pitchers 8th
is, logically speaking, the best thing to do. You’d need the guy hitting 9th to be okay with it though
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
This makes no sense to me
Why put a decent hitter down low where he gets fewer plate appearances. It’s the opposite of logic.
Well
The idea is that, since the 1-2-3 guys are your best hitters, you want to have a decent guy up before them.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
But for that to work...
Don’t you have to ignore that your 3 best hitters should be 1-2-4?
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry,
should have said 1-2-3-4
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Why not just move them down and put that guy batting first, then?
If you have another decent hitter who needs to be on base when the good hitters are up, put him at the top of the line-up.
Show me how this makes mathematical sense.
Look it up
lots of really smart dudes have studied this, and they unanimously say bat the pitcher 8th.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that someone created a dumbass line-up optimization tool that used historical linear weights for positions, and it determined that it doesn’t matter who hits 8th because it thinks the 9th batter is a pitcher, no matter who is in that spot in the line-up.
When you’re talking about those bottom spots in the line-up, the impact that they have the line-up is very minimal. So put your worst hitters there, not a decent one.
Also
just because something doesn’t make sense to you at first, that doesn’t mean it’s not logical
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
There was a post on beyond the boxscore about this
The maximum difference doing the non-intuitive lineup is like 5 runs a year — 0.5 a win. So its no big deal.
true
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That happens a lot. Braves have enough runs to barely have it not count as a save situation.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
8th inning over....last chance for the Padres
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Later everyone.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
btw
I got my shirt today. You and beard are due.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
did you order mine yet?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is Wagner coming in??? So we’ve probably got no Wagner, no Saito, and likely no Moylan for tomorrow’s game. Damn it Bobby!
No Saito or Wagner
but Moylan is always available
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s only two days of work. Normally closers have three days of throwing.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
suppose to be cautious with Wagner
just came off of tommy John
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
by “just came off” you mean over a year ago, right?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember when Soriano was pitching on his 3rd straight game last year. He blew the save…just saying…
by dunnytwogloves on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Why Wagner? Why not Chavez or Dunn?
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
So he can be out there
throwing free and easy ~Joe
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody shut that lady up
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
I was actually about to post the same thing. Perhaps suggesting someone shove a baseball in her mouth.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
There’s probably a whole family of them with season tickets.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously...
what the heck is she yelling??
by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Well yeah
That’s always been the tradeoff with him. Worked pretty well so far
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Wagner Ks Hairston!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
2 :)
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
STFD!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
I think
His option vests with so many games finished though, not saves
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
are these new?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
thats why you’re the best
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if Heap's hand hurts
The popping of the glove sounds painful
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
thought he did.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure he did…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I do believe I’ve heard Chip use this one, too: “He really stroked that one!”
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you’ll like the picture I’m using in the recap.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
lolz... oh chip
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
So, 3-3 on a west coast roadtrip? Pretty fucking solid.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
Works for me
And if not for the Wags BS, it’d be 4-2
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
V for VICTORY.
"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin
BALL GAME!
Braves win!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
can't...look...away...
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
this needs to be a nightly thing
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Woooo!
Over .500!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
I think he was listening to the odds
as stated by the TC gamethread commenters after Monday’s game
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
fisting our way to playoffs
one broken bat at a time
With crappy overpaid vets of course!
by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
With the fist of an angry god, the Braves will get to the playoffs
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Sweet win tonight
Let’s carry this good(ish) play over to tomorrow and the Rockies!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
We get a final Latos count? I’m not scoring NAHWAL until I find out btw
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I'm saying 2
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Whew
Okay, with a reasonably timed ending game, I’m off to be slightly less creepier than Beard. Later everyone
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Heyward interview after – saying the unis looked like a SMURF.
HAHAHA
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Heyward is Papa Smurf....ROFL
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions

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