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Around SBN: Miami Wins Opener Over Boston, 93-79

Open Thread 4/15: Braves at Padres #2

Braves lead 2-0 thanks to a HR from Marteeen Prado and an RBI double from Heyward. This ump is awful.

Going into the 5th inning...

Discuss.

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sounds good to me

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care what the post says

I’m posting anyway. I’m such a rebel

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I did not even read it

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Yeah, i forgot to edit it at first…just trying to not clutter up the front page with so many Open Threads

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So when do people start giving Diaz a hard time for his rough start? Or does he get a free pass for some unknown reason?

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

ha, not by much

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he should be leading off

by MatM on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me either

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

not a great leadoff hitter

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

his rough start was overshadowed by gluas, nate and melky.

but diaz really hasn’t played as much as they have.

by Braves Biceps on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but people started giving melky shit after the same amount of PAs diaz has now

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky started off negative

Since he is part of the package that sent Javy out of here

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand that. People should be able to separate that from his actual play though. It’ll never happen, but I’m just saying.

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree

However, some people like me always thought he was the most over-rated player in the game when he was with the Yankees.

Then bam he is on your team

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t even the most over rated player on that team.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most overrated? I gotta say Jeter – as usual. Not saying Jeter was the worst player, but most overrated.

Maybe even CC…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they are good

real good.

How could you not go with Joba?

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

’Cause I forgot about him. Now that you mention it, it is Joba hands down.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone said it last year

Diaz, like Huddy has fan equity built up

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunate, really

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You still upset we got rid of JV huh??

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you should buy a Heyward shirt

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

What Heyward shirt?

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

please Hobbs, leave him be

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best shirt ever

Here

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude…I made that!!!

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I warned you, that is all

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

You’d think I made it by how hard I’m pimping it. I didn’t even pimp the Failcoeur or Jamie kotsay shirts this hard.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its because you had to buy it

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Misery loves company

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word

I have all the books, AND the anthology

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The anthology is so great…

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

samesies

anthology right when it came out for that christmas :)

by dc_allday on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karate in the garage

I’ll race you there.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just don’t ever touch my drumset.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just let the dirt shower over you….

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awwww, you're missing the best panel.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

And he makes the best face ever.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I understand that it was something that needed to be done. It’s just bullshit that people jump all over Melky and Diaz gets a pass.

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotya…I thought your comment was directed towards Hudson…

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Huddy.

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree…but I thought you preferred JV and his year last year over Huddy who was hurt…

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well guys and girls

ttyl im off to work lets hope Braves WIN

by Erihury on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado infield hit!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

over/under

on when bobby gets thrown out: 2 outs in the bottom of the 6th

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ties Braves obscure record for hits after nine games. 17.

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

with Deion, no less!

Deion! wow.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado

has got the magic touch this season

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

thought Chipper was out there

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado

broke up the double play, playing with that grit

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Man

I remember watching Prado go 0-4 in Richmond back in like 2007 and thinking he’d never make it in the bigs

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BMac hitting one out right here!!!

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, please?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t a strike last inning

by MatM on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

huddy's pitch count is kind of high...

too bad we don’t have an absolutely lockdown bullpen or anything….

by Braves Biceps on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

ump

squeezing the hell out of him

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you shitting me?

You called that a ball from Huddy like 3 times last inning. jesus.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay! I caught back up to you bastards!

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone seeing Tosh.0 right now??? HILARIOUS!!!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game-stream, Tosh on the tv. But, there I am being unrealistic again.

:)

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear, all Braves fans are on the same wave length

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You see the “Stomp the Nard” one???

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but the “Foot Fall” is classic.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suprise Trust Falls will always be my favorite. Gets me every time.

by RedCrake on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Latos’ tattoos are stupid

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

MAC WITH A HIT!

Chipper scores!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

BMac double!! 3-0

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

double for Mac

then error, Chipper scores 3 to zero

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Heap with another double…and Chipper scoring from first AGAIN???

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Blanks totalled knocked it to the wall

otherwise, no way Chipper scores

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Team is being carried by Mac and JHey’s RBIs

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

And Glaus…unless you mean just from tonight.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No RBI for Mac

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heap with good wood.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry, no RBI

E7 scored Chipper

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep :(

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's harsh

chipper would’ve probably scored anyway

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well hell. In my heart it was a RBI – so there.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBI IS official per the change in the official score.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double

Another fastball down the pipe that Bmac crushes.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

i think it's more

that he was Braves intolerant

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like Latos Tolerant

BOOYAH!

HIGHFIVE GUYS…guys dont leave me hanging…oh dont walk away guys.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice cellphone

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s how we roll in my family.

by Lizziebeth on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s my lovely sister. the pretty one in the fam

by Lizziebeth on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scared of Glaus

new pitcher, any word? Hopefully not Mujica

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Good old Mac

He’s an XBH machine

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

His ERA

is like half of JJ’s too!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado > McCann = Heyward…. imo

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 calculus problems left… but the Braves are more important so… not doing them :p

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

13 pages of an elections paper left, but Santa Glaus is more important.

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 topology problems and 100 quizzes left...

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, well in that cases

5 Bachelors and 1 bottle of Chianti left.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol haven’t heard that one before

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could do those for you in probably a couple minutes.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tex takes a walk....

batting 0.093, but OBP of like .290

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

got nothing on Dunn

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

EOF has to pitch tonight. or I riot.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh Russell

Made us look silly last night

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Russell = Jon Rauch of the future.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

no way

Russell can throw 95mph, Rauch couldnt hold his jock

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fantasy question:

Who should be my starting 2B, Clint Barmes or Mark Ellis? 20 team league

by Skyagusta on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Barmes

plays in a better offense

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barmes.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you agree with justin

There’s something wrong with you

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Yeah, think about that one for a sec…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

definetly

Makes me rethink my position

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus is about to plant one in the seats

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

sure

if by “seats” you mean “the shortstop’s glove”

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have a fisted!

Thanks, Chip

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha – he couldn’t resist.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Fisted to short"

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

FISTED

fuck now i gotta go get a beer

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly. they made me not wantt o do that shit man

by dc_allday on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

saves money. Increases response rate, which means we have to hire fewer people to go door to door. The people are the biggest expense by far

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

When McCann hit the double is about the same time they turned the lights on at the Ted…Coincidence? I think not

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

We just got fisted!!!

Thats #1

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder how much Chip uses that word at home?

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Honey,

could you fist the salt over here?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROFL

I wonder if he even realizes what he’s saying…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone reeeeeally needs to tell him.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fist me a beer honey.

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Men with disproportionate little heads – not worth much.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially low as $59

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
According to Happy Gilmore, Chip would make a great golfer…huge ass. I was walking behind him one day at the Ted; I had no idea they made pants in that shape.

by Lizziebeth on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, one of those asses you do NOT want to see in a pair of jeans.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

They must have a room in back where they (Padres)

grow this big ass pitchers. Every one of them is a tree.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Off spring from the Marlins

holy cow their rotation is a basketball team

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

first

you’re very late. Second, no RBI. E7

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he's not.

Mac gets the RBI

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

or not

switched it to an RBI. If you heard that before they just said it, then I apologize

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope…the gave it back to him

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Timmy needs to chill this inning.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

yay easy out

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

ALADDIN

BAIL BONDS

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

9 of 21 1st pitch strikes….doing things the hard way

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

dude. Blanks can run

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

thats cause each stride covers 17 ft

My degree says Fighting Okra... My heart says Rebel...

by delta_reb on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blanks

better speed than I thought

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

6'7"

big legs cover ground

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ghost of Skip in the booth

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

naw,

let’s take the ghost back to ATL. I miss skip

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alrighty…time to play some dodgeball!!! See y’all later!

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I play that too!

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kickball should be banned in schools….just like everything else.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!?

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

sorry, i missed the game and am pirating this thread with missed opportunities!

by kreese555 on Apr 15, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sooooo out of the loop

by Lizziebeth on Apr 15, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

loser

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t be jealous of my athletic abilities…700 pounders such as yourself aren’t built for athletic endeavors…you couldn’t even fit in the gym…

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was uncalled for

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Owned.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

People could throw the ball in literally every direction and STILL get you out…

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t make me ban you dicks

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back in school, he sat next to everybody.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s got a point

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

that was a great inning

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

nice inning!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Good stuff Huddy!

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

by mvandonsel on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

1st 4 innings: 19 pitches / inning
5th inning: 7 pitches

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!

Hudson is in line for a win now.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Team Leaders (before today)

OBP. Prado .541; McCann .516
AVG. Prado .469; McCann .348
RBI. Heyward 10, Glaus 6, McCann 5.
Walks. Heap 8; Heyward, Nate, and Melky: 5 each.
K: Heyward 12, Nate 9, Glaus 8, Prado 7, Melky 6.

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

So

Heyward is a grown man

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCORING CHANGE

mccann gets the RBI after all

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Now you’re the late one…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp

I guess the shirt I make for this season has to be “FISTINGS” in baseball script with “Chip” on the back with an arbitrary number

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Better yet

Clip art of a big fist. LIke the ones used in the Black Panthers propaganda

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listening to the radio on the way home

Apparently there was a Caps fan with a Caps jersey that was double zero, and the name on the back was “Suck it Crosby”

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you listen to the sports reporters?

Zabe and Andy were like at some sports bar and Zabe totally interrupted whatever they were talking about to talk to said dude wearing the jersey. Awesome.

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s been looking great after that sombrero.

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward OBP level up

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a great time to steal

if you play for the Braves.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK!!

That sucked so much….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s what he said?

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to me…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me thinks thou doth protest too much…

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward was safe

ball bounced Eckstein short hop

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Tough luck.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Chip… you are wrong. It was not a baserunning mistake. Shut the hell up

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

He was pretty well screwed even if the ball were simply knocked down.

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaawww crap

Glaus hit that one too hard. Too bad he doesn’t suck, that would’ve just been 1 out

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

wasn't that mclouth?

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes it was.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoops

well nevermind then… i’ve been in and out, clearly not playing attention

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chip

Not really a base running mistake, retard. That ball was smoked

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly. he’s dumb

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That dude is killing us.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

McLouth?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harriston.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean Hairston I assume

or Venable

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

TW-Nicole Brown-S

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, that dude is killing us

that’s what nicole brown simpson said? really? hahaha

by kreese555 on Apr 15, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward was safe!

Fuck these umps.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I think nate’s performance is all just some elaborate april’s fools joke.

by Braves Biceps on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick! Someone call the Amberlamps!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

lol @ the v-neck

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

does anyone have stats

on how bad our leadoff hitters are hitting, including matty D today?

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

.059/.200/.088 slash stats coming into today, too lazy to add in today’s performance to that but it won’t change anything.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hairston making me wish Eckstein was in the game.
Never thought I say that.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

So MLB.tv just forgot to come back from commercial break for a half-inning.

One year they’ll work out the kinks before June, but it isn’t this year.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

GODDAM VENABLE

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

BAH! Padres with a HR...

3 – 1, Braves

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Who gives a shit? It’s gone.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Want me to go get him?

Nah, let’s see how he handles it.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Plunk)

I think you can go get him now……

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No such thing.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Venable has a horror story about ATL airport

Because he seems to have this unfathomable vendetta against the Braves that nobody can understand

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

I was still living in DC then, and my friend from Atlanta couldn’t get back for a week

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, at least the bases weren’t juiced.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

For once...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ODARP!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I coulda sworn

That Heyward’s gravitational pull was going to suck in that flyball

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

PRADO WITH A NICE CATCH!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado is on another level right now

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Who knew Prado could jump like that?

wow

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Was the flip necessary?

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

YES

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's how we roll in Braves country

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re Damn Right! Braves Country!

by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves Country for Ole Men?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man!

that was a great play!

by Dawg013 on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

KJ woulda…nevermind

Shouldn't Reid Gorecki get a shot in RF before that Heyward kid everybody talks about?

by Rhyno18 on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

….fallen down and hurt himself….while missing the catch completely…?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

…caught it without jumping.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lies.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great play, Prado!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

My video feed just started working, but whats up with the light blue unis?

As soon as i saw it i was like, man, im just getting the toronto game

by Dawg013 on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

1984 throwbacks – both teams

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huddy's getting hit hard this inning

Hope he gets through it OK

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m amazed he’s making it through 6 innings after what is pitch count was at in the 4th.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be so sure about that yet

that wasn’t pretty

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

Perhaps I spoke too soon :(

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two outs now!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

4/5 lifetime vs. Hudson

ruh roh

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

make that 5/6

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Stairs doesn't homer

I don’t want to hear about guys pounding his ass and him liking it

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

If he hits a home run

are they allowed to pinch run for him at the plate so he doesn’t have to run the bases?

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Hudson with 0 Ks?

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Also hard to get punchouts when it’s impossible to figure out what’s a strike and what isn’t.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

im facing him in fantasy

id rather he get the w and have 0 k’s haha

by dc_allday on Apr 15, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1. I have him on MY side.

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m almost 40 points behind in my fantasy league. >.<

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop. This. Now.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Huddy’s last pitch…?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

unless it's foul

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw a strike…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN'T!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

HE WAS OUT.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Naw

Mac whiffed on his leg by a good 6".

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

NVM…Heap missed.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH

Can we pull him now please?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

thought Heap had him, bad angle i guess

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, it was a bad angle...

Tag never touched him… :(

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

“It was a funny angle”

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

"it was behind ya tyrone"

“when you reverse, things come from behind ya”

by kreese555 on Apr 15, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too far up the line

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Terrible throw there from Matty

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares! He hits better than Melky, so he should start! Defense isn’t important.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

check the replay

Mac never touched him

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

how come

Heap never protects the plate

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He had to go up the line a bit to get the ball

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

alot of the throws are coming up short

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because first he has to catch the ball

by Skyagusta on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it was a more general question

Granted it was close on the last play, but its a common theme

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those walks from being squeezed made him throw way more pitches than he would have

by MatM on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hudson’s all like, “Haha, bullpen, not going to blow this one for me!”

We’ll see what Medlen/O’Flaherty have to see about that.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Technically, they can’t blow it for him, since the runner on 2nd is his.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

bravo bobby cox…. bravo…. once again leaves a pitcher in far too long

by Braves Biceps on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

It was very clear 3 batters ago

that Huddy was done

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bravo phantom poster…bravo…once again, you come into the game thread to post some drivel only when something goes wrong.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only one run though.

And we still have the lead. Stop the bleeding here and we’re still in good shape.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd really like it

if more of our pitchers could get through 7 innings. This whole 5+ or 6 inning thing is OK now but needs to improve by the end of the year

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moylan will have to learn to pitch lefty.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he can pitch 160 games instead of 80!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huddy’s good for a CG or two throughout the season. He’s usually pretty stingy with the pitch count.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

too many fucking walks. umps certainly aren’t helping

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huddy with only 2 runs again – I hope it’s enough to get the WIN this time.

Damn, our pitchers have to pitch without mistakes to even have a chance.

Well, except Lowe.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Unless

Bobby made a double switch

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm ok

all of Meds runs have come in his 2nd inning pitched

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Oscar Villareal. He could come in in this situation, blow the lead, but a win would be guaranteed.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Wasn’t he like 8-0 that one year?

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he won 10 I know

forget if he lost any

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops

9-1 in 2006. Close

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

baseball-reference is my friend

Oscar also went 10-7 (with 1 start) in 2003

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Antonio Alfonseca

“Fat Tony”

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Tony… What have I done to deserve the flat, flavorless manhattan?”

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inning over!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

whew. Again!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they would have gotten the lead too

if it wasn’t for that Medlen kid

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

…and I breathe a sigh of relief.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play there by Chip on a tricky hop.

by BrunscoBrave on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

It's all good...

And now we have our leadoff tandem ready to go: Melky and Diaz.

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!

We need the lucky new thread…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is due up?

Did Melky replace Mclouth or Diaz

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Or Hudson, technically.

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

bleh

just when Nate was having a good night, but game is getting short

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

pitcher spot now 8th Melky, Diaz, Prado due up

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its just fortuitous that it worked out that way.

With Nate making the last out so we can have the pitcher up in 9 batters.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright. Let’s get some runs here!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky is going yard

I can feel it

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

That didn't help him at all

except on 1 HR. Check hittracker

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that’s too difficult. It’s easier to just assume.

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what you're saying is

Yankee stadium’s short RF line helped Melky a lot… except it didn’t. Thanks for that.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

That’s an interesting feeling. I just hope he hits it hard

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll take a walk

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a ground out…should have seen that coming

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

RABBLE!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

FORGET ABOUT THE GALGAMECS?!

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

About to exit the Interstate and head for the Bingo hall.

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky once again with a lot of pitches and a GBO…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

once he figures out

how to hit line drives again, he’ll be pretty good

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky with another out....

He needs to start hitting them out of the infield!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

If only his name was Greg Gregersen.

Hey, a medium-speed roller this time!

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

braves,
trade Melky to the Natinals.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

for Willie Harris?

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

two misspelled jerseys will be fine.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF was that swing?

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

don’t swing at that pitch, matt, you’re better than that

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

He just swung at a pitch that was nearly a wild pitch

by MatM on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

point shaving

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diaz strikes out on three pitches...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Blech

Diaz looked fuckin terrible there.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup. Diaz looking much better than Melky.

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather see Hinske get the nod against righties

by MatM on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

You’ve got a lot to learn, kid.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should start keeping a count of how many times this question gets asked.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds good to me

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on

Bobby had do something about Melky

Guess for MClouth back to leadoff?

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

All Bobby had to do about Melky was let him get out of his funk. Melky is simply not getting results. He is doing everything else nearly perfectly.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

Well he did he moved him to 8th in the lineup yesterday…

I am just saying he had to move him out of the leadoff spot

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And replace him with….Diaz? At least Melky is making pitchers work right now – Nate too, for that matter.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky hit 8th yesterday? did he not

Melky is not doing much better he is not even hitting the ball very hard, his LD% is plummeting and his K rate is going up

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did hit 8th.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand Bobby had to do something. I’m just waiting for all the people who wanted Melky’s head on a pike after 20 bad PAs, to do the same for Diaz since he’s playing just as poorly. It ain’t gonna happen though, which is bullshit.

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently you forget, Matt Diaz F’n rules!

…. Yeah, double standards suck

by BraveSaluki on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

not knocking you just a real question

how many ABs do we give Melky at this point though?

I mean really with all three hitting horribly we really dont have an option though.

But how long do you wait? 50AB? 100AB? 200AB?

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

More than 20…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long should the Yankees wait on Teixiera?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should give up on him.

They can trade him to us for JoJo Reyes – even swap.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long should the Sox have waited on Ruth?

by Skyagusta on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he is one of the team leaders in walks and one of the league leaders in pitches per plate appearance. It isn’t like he is K-ing every AB or looking lost at the plate. It’s called a slump. Get over it.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Milky is in the same league as Tex how? It’s not even a comparable situation.

I hope we don’t wait on Milky for 4 yeats like the Skanks did.

by FitzFan on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what a “yeat” is, but no where did I say that Melky was like Teixiera.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

realistically, probably 200 PAs…but 100 PAs at the very least. I know it’s tough b/c McLouth, Melky, and Diaz all suck right now but we just gotta try to be patient. It’s not like they’re all going to just stop hitting this year.

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats what they said about Frenchy

by Skyagusta on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except Frenchy’s problem wasn’t BABIP – it was no walks, lots of Ks and poor plate discipline – pretty much the complete opposite of Melky.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure I follow…?

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

People took my question out of context..

I think 100PA would be about right, because then you have the minors to work it out

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No worries. It’s just as painful for me to watch and wait, trust me.

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not bullshit at all. Have you forgotten that Diaz has actually been an above average player in his career & Milky has not? Maybe that’s the difference instead of double standards.

by FitzFan on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool story

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt’s doing great in the leadoff role…..NOT

by BrunscoBrave on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

We don't have a leadoff hitter, been saying it for two years...

hopefully Rose, if not Schafer. I just don’t see Schafer as a leadoff.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe…Schafer has good power, but he also takes walks and has good OBP. Sizemore-lite is the ceiling…but maybe he’ll turn into a Rasmus type if he develops properly.

I think he would do just fine in the leadoff role, but he might be best utilized elsewhere.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sizemore-lite? You mean McLouth? Yeah, not a leadoff. Neither is Rasmus.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I mean Sizemore.

I see a lot of Sizemore in Slim Schafer. Now, he’s not equal to him, but has the same sort of skill set (lower contact rates, high pitch counts, good speed, good OBP, nice pop). And Sizemore was leadoff for a while.

And yeah, I know Rasmus isn’t a leadoff, but I was conjecturing a different development path where he develops more power.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I meant was, Sizemore lite...

or like Sizemore but not as good, is McLouth to me.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, rainbows.

Yeah, I dunno. I don’t think he’d be a prototypical leadoff hitter, but with the pitches he sees, the walks, and the speed I think he would be at least serviceable. Certainly better than anything we have right now. The only thing that would worry me would be contact rate.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here...

and just don’t think he’ll be good enough. That’s McLouth’s problem too, hence the comparison.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where’s the Matty D of old?

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I've seen Diaz swing at some bad bitches, but that 2nd pitch...

that was in the dirt in the left hand batters box might take the cake.

by letsgobravos on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Always

Even in AAA

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

a bucket of minnows?

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m an idiot. i immediatley thought he messed up can of worms.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

That’s where my brain went first as well.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

16,000…and I thought our weekday daygame attendance sucked.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, well what idiot schedules a mid-week game for 3:30pm local time?

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to a Tides/Braves game next Thursday at noon.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We don’t suck so bad if you actually compare us to other teams. Most teams have trouble breaking 25K on weeknights during school

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Nahwal...

that’d be like the Price is Right going $1.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

$1.01

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

or $2 rather

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado grounds out to short, end inning

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok bullpen. Let’s go

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for the Moylan/Saito/Wagner routine?

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Medlen/EOF/Wagner

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reitsma/Kolb/Wickman

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO NOT WANT

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot about Tim Spooneybarger.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the flip side, Chris Hammond and Darren Holmes popped into my head a few days ago.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

refresh my memory..
why you guys are throwing up>

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't been a Braves fan that long, have you?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember

But whatever it was it wasn’t good since we got him after a year where he had a sub 2 ERA for Milwaukee.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

and he’s done nothing for them, so it’s ok

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been a fan since ’95.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

not paying much attention then?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you don’t remember Kolb, Wickman, and Reitsma?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think about the year he bacame a fan…kind of like Red Sox Nation now – they can’t even name the starting lineup.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn the worst thing you can call a fan of sports. Fair weather fan.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh. i remember wickman. not much of kolb and reitsma.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst “closers” ever

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

got a chuckle out of me

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. Three runs or less going into the ninth, the Braves would lose. So many 1 run loses over the years. Ridic.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz

Should’ve been like 21-9 in 2006 but the bullpen blew like 6 of his games

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And strangely enough...

For the longest time our only reliable closer was Smoltz.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

consider yourself lucky

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. they were THAT bad.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dont forget Wohlers starting in 1998.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Apparently gonna be EOF/Saito/Wagner

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh. I thought Meds would do the seventh.

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby loooooves his matchups.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So did I

It seems a waste to have him just pitch for one out….especially when they did a double switch.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was excited to see Diaz with the chances at leadoff- but it’s been very disappointing these 2 games.
Maybe he’s better lower in the order.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely better as a 6-7 type guy

or maybe a #2

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean...

like where he’s always been?

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, maybe he’s feeling the pressure to deliver in leadoff too much.
Heck I don’t know – it seems to be the single position we’re having trouble filling.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

First out in the Padres' half inning.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

INteresting

RAK is for Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonalds who once owned the Padres

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

lol. since when do we have a Fox Sports Tennessee?

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

only on the interweb.

"Matt Diaz is a baseball player."-Joe Simpson

by 10-4 on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god I’ll be out of Tennessee soon and don’t have to listen to anymore of this Vols crap.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS!!!!!!

I’m in Nashville. Shoot me now. Hate the Vols so much

by kreese555 on Apr 15, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wtf?

Medlen for one out. EOF for one out. Now they’re bringing in Moylan? Does Bobby have a rule that says Moylan must pitch in every game?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

We’d better pray this game doesn’t go into extra innings….

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don’t even have JoJo available!

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he read the post about Moylan’s playing time vs. Chipper’s.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meds for RH

Moylan for a REALLY good LHB

Moylan for everyone else

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean

EOF for the REALLY good LHB

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the number of appearances for Moylan now?

by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

This is #6

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What game # is this?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh

Every?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, and mclouth isn't?

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

so who can we get?

pay the damn price. Give McLouth and an A ball arm or two and make it happen Wren! Ellsbury!

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its not even close

Lewis Ks at like > 25%

Mclouth is more like 12%

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, 19% for Nate but so far this year it’s 50%! unreal, ha

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright guys, see everyone later.Hope this turns out well

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, so far so good.

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi, I’m Peter Moylan, can I strike you out?

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

G’day

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moylan with the good strikeout!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFD

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play Matty D!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

3-4-5 up

c’mon, let’s get some insurance

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

First K for Braves pitcher today!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

Diaz should have rolled afterwarsd. That’s how we roll in Braves country.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

We roll by rolling? I guess that makes sense…

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, literally

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullpen effiiciency

Meds — 3 pitches 1 out
EOF — 3 pitches 1 out
Moylan — 5 pitches 2 outs

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

That way he might only give up 5 runs an outing.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROFL

5 runs on 3 pitches….nice

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

That’s impressive.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the end of the day (or season)

Appearances count, but the number of pitches thrown is really what rules the day. Lots of appearnaces like this don’t kill us.

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

I just plugged in my netbook and it was like turning on the sun

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s a quality basement, there

by BraveSaluki on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please

You think my portable is plugged into the power to run my WoW servers? Pssh, get real

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

runs, please!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

heath bell sighting

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I know we’re not behind – but 1 run is NOT enough.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon Chipper…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate this ump so much.

I can stand consistent strike zones… but jesus it changes EVERY SINGLE INNING.

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay! Chipper walks!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Chip walk

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for a BMac HR

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

B.A?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL – I sure hopes those guys didn’t have friends named R, V, E, and S.!

by carpengui on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper Jones is a toydarian.

Jedi mind tricks do not work on him.

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahah that guy flinched like a bitch when his buddy raised his arm.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw that too, ha

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

IF you could have Bud Black tear one of his current players’ ACL a la Milton Bradley, it would be……

by BraveSaluki on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Venable.

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHIPPER STEALS!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper stole a base!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper! Steal #2!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Love that old man with the wheels.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper - 2 SBs

Team leader!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

and that is how i get my fantasy steals.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Drafted McCutchen and Ellsberry for that…facepalm.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over under for SB for Chipper this year: 9.5

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

under

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he's on pace for 36

and pace = absolutely will do that

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking over

That would be hilarious

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over

10

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s on pace for like 20 right?

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

36 by my count

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So over.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm calling it

Chipper steals 30 this year

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

wait, did we ever get a final Latos intolerant count?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

“Larceny is legal in baseball but it isn’t in society. If you need help call King Stahlman’s bail bonds.” – Dick Enberg on Padre’s broadcast.

by Ron A. on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn't! Popped foul....out

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

We used our quota in getting two hits with runners on base today.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s go TROY

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring THE POWAH Troy.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Steal Third!!!

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Glaus! Hit another one of those long homeruns…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

So

what scurb will start over McCann in the All-Star game this year?

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Geovany Soto since he plays for the cubs

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends

Where is the all star game.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anaheim

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadier. Again.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

well Yadier Molina

obviously. Cards fans turn out the vote

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pudge.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

JRussell Martin

Since it’s in Anaheim and the Doyers will want their hometown guy to start, no matter how crappy he’s playing

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

was mccann having trouble seeing?

I cant stop war chanting....

by David G. Little on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

If we had Bourn

And he were on 2nd, he could score on a sac fly

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats just science.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why trade for Bourn?

We should just sign Corey Patterson for leadoff. He’s fast.and junk.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTH is a “psychological muscle”?
(shakes head at Chip)

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

we men have a psychological muscle

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must be when you all “think” it’s flexed.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s that one we hear about but never see

by Lizziebeth on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehehe. Exactly.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup, thats what happens

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ump fail again

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Huddy would have liked to get that call.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

wtf that was a strike all of the sudden?

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring back Scott Thorman

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus needed a 9 iron for that “strike”

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus whiffed

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet…the same pitch on 2-1 that was a strike is a ball on 2-2. Cool.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus strikes out :(

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Check that bat for holes

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Bleargh

Man, that was his pitch! Come on Yunel, get it.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yunel- 2 out RBI, please?

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I love when Yunel listens

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

glaus

most unclutch brave of 2010

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Praydo.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

minus Escobar

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that 3 run HR yesterday

was TERRIBLE

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

killed the rally

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t clutch, though.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

true, and maybe i'm overreacting, but

when we’re down or tied, glaus hasn’t really done much

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's been 9 games

sheesh

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please, just stop. Save face and stop.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and 2nd in RBI.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

YUNEL!! RBI!!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Esco RBI single!! 4-2

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Small ball, right there

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

ESCOBAR!!!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

w00t Yunel

heating up! Good to see

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's for your own good

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I need a hug

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

good lord

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that the Deku Tree?

"Hey Honey, could you fist the salt over here?"

by GeneParmesan on Apr 15, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Zelda: Ocarina of Time?!

Jeezo GeneParmesan, i think we just became best friends!

by kreese555 on Apr 15, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yunel hitting - Chipper baserunning and ...

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Can has 2-run HR from Heyward?

Plz?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

The power of Heyward’s swign blew Torrealba’s mask off

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward RBI double AGAIN!!!

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Kid is a beast

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Our own Pujols?

He can’t put up a rookie line like Pujols did at 21, can he?

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno man…Braun did

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would lose it, that would be unbelievable

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

will this be an all season thing?

by fandave on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah...

but if he were, then Freddie Freeman might be playing better.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEYWARD RBI!!

Just missed the HR

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

We all knew he would be...

I don’t think we really expected him to be this good this soon, though. Can you imagine if this is just him having a typical rookie year (relatively)?

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert Pujols 2.0

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

idk if i thought he wouldnt be this good this soon, on the contrary...

i was hoping he would finish the year batting .998 with 240 homers. Ive been oftly disappointed thus far

by Dawg013 on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Yes, but there’s a difference between “hoping” and “expecting”.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche my friend, touche

i gotta say though, i was expecting about .300 with about 20-25 HRs

by Dawg013 on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEYYYYYYYYYYY-WARDDDDDDDDDDDD!

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear god

If this were any other park, that might be a homer. Who does he think he is with these towering oppy hits, Chipper Jones??

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I am getting sick of the Braves ruining the save chances for Wagner for me…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I know I’m a dude and already married, but……
 
Ya know, maybe I’ll just stop right here.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Another by #22


Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, when i saw that

i woulda swore it was gonna be out, this isnt a great ballpark to hit some out

by Dawg013 on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward only has warning track power. what a fail

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Lord

Heyward is insane.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s gonna drive in 130+ one of these days.

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Tomorrow

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he did chase that low breaking ball. C-.

by Ron A. on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward’s ridiculous plate coverage makes me think that eventually opposing pitchers are just going to avoid giving him anything to hit altogether.

And that’s when you move him into the two-hole…

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Lineup analysis

says to not put your best hitting #3—comes up too often with 2 out no one on. So #2 or #4 would be better

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and your stats.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

Facts are always getting in the way of things. So inconvenient

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

HINSKE WITH A HIT! RBI!!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hinske needs to be starting in LF

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

By now, Hinske really has to have passed Norton

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!!! Hinske IS clutch

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I like him a lot

He’s beastly.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward can fly.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa

a flying Mac Truck? Scary.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you're saying

Jason Heyward is Optimus Prime?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

works for me

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Optimus Prime wishes he was Heyward.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This also implies

That Jason Heyward is Jewish

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

See graphic ABOVE.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, my inspiration for the comment!

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

he works counts, gets on. Heyward for leadoff.

Heyward
Prado
Chipper
Glaus/McCann
McCann/Glaus
Esco
McLouth/Diaz
Diaz/Melky

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or scoring runs...

and Chipper, McCann, etc can drive him in

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He WOULD get the most ABs this way…

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question

Would you bat Pujols lead off? Exactly

by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He comes the 2nd coming of Buzz Killington…Melky.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Whatever it was, he’s already paid for himself a little over a week into the season…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inning over...

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky

got that one in the air at least

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Rally Killer kills the rally

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

CF McLouth
2B Prado
3B C. Jones
C McCann
1B Glaus
SS Escobar
RF Heyward
LF Hinske

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I just hope Nate gets out of this slump.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked good today

looks like he is coming around, almost hit a slam earlier in the series

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a good sign, and hopefully a push for him toward the Rockies series tomorrow.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello everyone. I’ve been working and having dinner with family.
How did Huddy do?

by fandave on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Not bad, walked a ton though. Frustration over the ump’s strike zone for the most part

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 2/3, 6 hits, 2 runs, 5 walks, 0 K

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hot and Cold

5.2IP too many walks, but looked good in two o fthem

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So so...

He was kinda shakey, but he got screwed on a lot of calls from an inconsistent strike zone.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

First five were good

6th gave up 2 runs

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umps were stingy with the K zone. Lots of walks for Huddy.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wish Wagner would have a save situation though.. I’d like to see him get closer to his milestone

Kawakami - 1, Halladay - 0

by BigG1392 on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

just

bring in jo-jo for 3 pitches, then wagner can have his save opportunity

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is false

JoJo thowing 3 pitches = 5 runs scored. We would be losing 7 – 6 then!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

We were going to use him sparingly that is Saito

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He's been crazy good though

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

him and moylan are awesome

But he is 40 and cant pitch 9000000 games like Moylan

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure Moylan is any more reliable

He’s missed more time the past 3 years than Saito has, remember

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

I guess age is not always a great factor

Of course all of Moylans time was for the Tommy John

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

"sparingly"

is not in bobby cox’s bullpen dictionary

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sparingly in Bobby Cox world means three times every two games.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

So in the excitement of Heyward and Hinske being badasses, we missed the real revelation of this inning: Melky hit a ball into the air. Like, it went higher than 6 feet off the ground!

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah that was pretty awesome

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saito = impressive

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dirrrty

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate had the other one, IIRC.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

EOF has already pitched

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd go with Chavez

he finished that other game

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wags…he needs work.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he’s a shoo in for the 9th.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gut feeling says Chavez.

by Ivan the Great on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Total random comment:

Bought something at the store today – Triscuits – New flavor of “Roasted Tomatoes & Olive Oil”
These things taste like pizza. Yummm.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d like a pizza right now.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those

Are the bomb. Put some pepperjack cheese and grape tomatoes on them. Fantastic

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I added a slice of pepperoni – good too.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously? i see those all the time but never pick them up

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a nice surprise. I bought these and the “Rosemary and Olive Oil” ones too.
They’re both good, but the “Roasted Tomatoes” one is awesome.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry guys

when Moylan/Saito/Wagner’s arms fall off we will simply replace them with Dunn/Proctor/Kimbrel!!

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It's nice to have backups

Last year we didn’t even have frontups

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

mlb tv crapped out…..0222 here….going to bed….here’s hoping I don’t wake up to a meltdown

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

Going to bed at 9:25pm EST? I guess not everyone is Beard, and stays up until 3am

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

only 2am last night…watched 30 mins of paranormal activity, nothing happened, turned it off

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never seen it...

I suppose you don’t buy the hype? Should I not bother?

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

over hyped in every sense of the meaning

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

gonna finish it tonight, but like 10 people in the OT last night said it sucked

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose it might be like Napoleon Dynamite.

I loved that movie, but I saw it really early when there were no expectations about a good movie. Perhaps the same holds here where you’re only seeing it due to the hype that it got.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ND is hilarious

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the only movie I recall being so bad I couldn't stand to watch it.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed...

but a lot of people I know HATE it. There’s no accounting for taste, to be sure, but there’s a lot of them.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

down at 3 and up by noon?

by fandave on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

0222 here…

In layman’s terms…he’s in Europe.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohh

man, I never recognize military time when I see it

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

well shit

That’s dedication

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and work is at 6am

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Go to bed, son! We’ll take it from here

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. lol

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its 2:25 am BST here….british summer time

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Brit!

(or at least an American in Britain)… pretty cool

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sleep well. See you next time.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that your magic number…222?

by Lizziebeth on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re right!
Bravos1984 in for sweet dreams!

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's 9:24 eastern

are you 12? or do you work at 6 AM?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking he’s in the U.K…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inning over!

Padres shut down…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Lovely inning – no score for the Padres.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright later.

Onward to the bar.

This Heyward kid is different. -Duk, Big League Stew

by McCann and McWill on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he wasn't ever that good

he just peaked and then aged. Totally normal

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aged pretty quick

Had two 5+ war years and dropped off a cliff.

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ironically

THIS is the year that he’s supposedly goign to be shipped off when the Reds fall out of contention. As if he had much value left

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that's funny

Who would want him now? With his contract? Ugh

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's pretty normal

Happens to guys all the time. Some guys just age faster

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear ya

5+, 5+, 1.2, 2.5, -0.1

Ouch

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that is pretty dang ugly

Kinda like Aaron Harang himself

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care if he looked like a zombie

He was a horse, and while he was still the 5 WAR guy, I’d have wanted him

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

dusty baker

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha this

Baker is to young pitchers
What Catholic Priests are to young boys

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth.

And so facepalm worthy how true it is. I feel sorry for Chapman.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.theonion.com/articles/dusty-baker-destroys-aroldis-chapmans-arm-within-m,7043/

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember

One Opening Day he pitched an extra inning 10.0 IP complete game

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Russ Ortiz needs to write a book on giving a great interview, because his job skills can’t be the reason he still gets a job

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I love

that the dodgers employ both R. Ortizes, Brad Ausmus, and FUGA. What a team!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easier to WALK 8th.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proctor had a good outing down in AAA. 1 inning of work, gave up 2 hits, and struck out 1.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

eh

Not that good. Let me know when he starts giving up fewer hits

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

EJECT HIM!!!

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

oh no

prado went 2 for 5 and his avg dropped!

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah....

Being awesome is hard work. He’s gonna have off nights.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado’s only hitting .459!! BENCH HIM!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he has played every day and they haven’t. But point taken.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I believe that Melky and McLouth have fewer Ks combined…

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually Jason has 12 Ks to Melky and McLouth's 15 Ks. Melky, McLouth, Diaz have 22 Ks combined.

not much of a comparison. Jason has struck out more times that each player, but he is still caring the outfield offense all alone.

by BravesFanScout on Apr 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROFL

So what you’re say is…..Heyward should man the outfield by himself, too? Seeing as he already is providing all the offensive production.

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically...

actually i’m just showing how terrible out other 3 guys have been

by BravesFanScout on Apr 15, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That comparison is not fair. Those other players are not on the same level as Heyward.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the next game - I gotta show y'all

a photo of my sneakers. Remind me.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Hitting pitchers 8th

is, logically speaking, the best thing to do. You’d need the guy hitting 9th to be okay with it though

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This makes no sense to me

Why put a decent hitter down low where he gets fewer plate appearances. It’s the opposite of logic.

by Bronn on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s been shown to produce more runs. You get your better hitters at the top of the lineup coming up with more runners on base.

by Ron A. on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

The idea is that, since the 1-2-3 guys are your best hitters, you want to have a decent guy up before them.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

But for that to work...

Don’t you have to ignore that your 3 best hitters should be 1-2-4?

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry,

should have said 1-2-3-4

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not just move them down and put that guy batting first, then?

If you have another decent hitter who needs to be on base when the good hitters are up, put him at the top of the line-up.

Show me how this makes mathematical sense.

by Bronn on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he’s not good enough to be batting 1st. The idea is not to have a good hitter batting 9th, it’s to have your worst hitter batting 8th.

by Ron A. on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look it up

lots of really smart dudes have studied this, and they unanimously say bat the pitcher 8th.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that someone created a dumbass line-up optimization tool that used historical linear weights for positions, and it determined that it doesn’t matter who hits 8th because it thinks the 9th batter is a pitcher, no matter who is in that spot in the line-up.

When you’re talking about those bottom spots in the line-up, the impact that they have the line-up is very minimal. So put your worst hitters there, not a decent one.

by Bronn on Apr 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

just because something doesn’t make sense to you at first, that doesn’t mean it’s not logical

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a post on beyond the boxscore about this

The maximum difference doing the non-intuitive lineup is like 5 runs a year — 0.5 a win. So its no big deal.

by fphjr01 on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

TV feed is lost!?!?!?!

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Ump nickname = Sybil

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

That happens a lot. Braves have enough runs to barely have it not count as a save situation.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

8th inning over....last chance for the Padres

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Later everyone.

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet

Justin’s leaving

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw

I got my shirt today. You and beard are due.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you order mine yet?

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

Order your own it’s your own damn fault for doubting GLAUS

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next time.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Wagner coming in??? So we’ve probably got no Wagner, no Saito, and likely no Moylan for tomorrow’s game. Damn it Bobby!

by dunnytwogloves on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s only two days of work. Normally closers have three days of throwing.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

by “just came off” you mean over a year ago, right?

This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT

by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember when Soriano was pitching on his 3rd straight game last year. He blew the save…just saying…

by dunnytwogloves on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why Wagner? Why not Chavez or Dunn?

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

thought so.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he can be out there

throwing free and easy ~Joe

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody shut that lady up

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I was actually about to post the same thing. Perhaps suggesting someone shove a baseball in her mouth.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

She must be a stand in for the dude last night.

by Lizziebeth on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s probably a whole family of them with season tickets.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sounds like a basketball would fit.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be such a tragedy if a foul ball “accidentally” knocked her out.

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

what the heck is she yelling??

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really question Bobby’s game management, he is great dealing with people, but not with strategy.

by MatM on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Well yeah

That’s always been the tradeoff with him. Worked pretty well so far

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wagner Ks Hairston!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

There's 1

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

2 :)

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFD Hairston!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

YES THEY’RE IN A HURRY TO GO HOME.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

STFD!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That's 2

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

are these new?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did ’em for Waggs

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats why you’re the best

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

these

are sweet, i must say

by atl192485 on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Filthy.

Too bad its not a save situation.

by soup du jour on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if Heap's hand hurts

The popping of the glove sounds painful

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

thought he did.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure he did…

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do believe I’ve heard Chip use this one, too: “He really stroked that one!”

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you’ll like the picture I’m using in the recap.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolz... oh chip

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, 3-3 on a west coast roadtrip? Pretty fucking solid.

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Works for me

And if not for the Wags BS, it’d be 4-2

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

V for VICTORY.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BALL GAME!

Braves win!

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

can't...look...away...

"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10

by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

this needs to be a nightly thing

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves keep winning, you got it. You don’t f*** with a winning streak

by BraveSaluki on Apr 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woooo!

Over .500!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Dinnertime. Adios, folks.

"Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." ~George Carlin

by FineHamAbounds on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME OVER!!

The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.

by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Game Over

Braves won against all odds? Pretty sure we were favored

by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he was listening to the odds

as stated by the TC gamethread commenters after Monday’s game

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can deal with a 3-3 record.

by Jose Rodriguez on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BRAVES COUNTRY

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

fisting our way to playoffs

one broken bat at a time

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

With the fist of an angry god, the Braves will get to the playoffs

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullpen

3.1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 4 K

by MatM on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Mugs for me int he morning!

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet win tonight

Let’s carry this good(ish) play over to tomorrow and the Rockies!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

We get a final Latos count? I’m not scoring NAHWAL until I find out btw

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm saying 2

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

much thanks. I’ll get on that

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 15, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew

Okay, with a reasonably timed ending game, I’m off to be slightly less creepier than Beard. Later everyone

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Series WON!

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward interview after – saying the unis looked like a SMURF.
HAHAHA

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West

by NCChopper on Apr 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Was just typing “sweet interview”

by Lizziebeth on Apr 15, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward is Papa Smurf....ROFL

"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

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