Open Thread 4/14: Braves at Padres #2
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:29 PM EDT
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PrintTommy Hanson is dealing. And our offense is...well, the same as it's been since Opening Day.
1-0 Padres. Top of the 6th.
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Time to score some runs!
Please?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Seriously. It’s hard to win with no run support.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 14, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
haha i just opened this
it comes true!
by BravesRaleigh on Apr 14, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Runs please.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
"Gotta score more than 1, right"?
Uh… No, Chip.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip = EPIC FAIL
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip you bastard
Surely the Braves are going to score more than 1 against Clayton Richard, what time are you effing watching
This should be a ritual – everytime we are playing badly, start a new thread!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
??? Pretty sure overloading the threads are what slows servers down.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
that would be a lot of threads
at least this early in the season
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Monday would've had
643 threads
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It would have been just you loading the threads.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
And... another player swings at ball 4!!!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
according to mlb’s gamecast, all of the ones he swung at were in the zone.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
whoa
What?!?!? I have literally never been more surprised by a pitching line
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you sure
that you didn’t switch the K and BB columns?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
only one walk, most impressive stat for him
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
FISTED!
I dont even care about the out at this point.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
First out + "Fisted down the right field line."
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
just 1 so far :(
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was two…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys
Are gross. Nobody talked about fisting this much in prior years.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
including Chip
He’s been a fisting machine this year
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
...sigh
a 3-0 count turns into an out…
by SouthernPanther on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Matty being too aggressive there
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Have we had a walk yet tonight???
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
they dont help you score runs
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
No OBP on the scoreboard, after all
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
and Richard walks nearly 5 per 9 innings.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
NO
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
he's not crap
He’s not great, but he’s got potential
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
that’s pretty good, then.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Marteeeen!
LETS GO!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
HIT FOR PRADO!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
WOOHOO PRADO
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
plus a few Macs and Heywards. Only guys that are hitting at the moment.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Support the effort to clone Prado today.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
HR for HERO…I’m calling it.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
Can you imagine
how bad our Offense would be right now without Prado?
by SouthernPanther on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
we’d have KJ and been unstoppable
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
This!
:)
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
If we score here...
we’re gonna need a new thread.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
C’mon Chipper….we need another one of those come from behind two-run homers.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
I was wondering how long it would be...
Someone posted a Trade for Jose Guillen fanpost.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 14, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
ugh
I’d rather have Frenchy back
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
please no
Just what we need another old hitter that does not hit for power, average, or walk
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
shut the fuck up…really?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
No shit.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 14, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
both of you watch your fucking mouths right now.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard
Some guy named Dye is available
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
And with as many teams that are out there, you have to ask yourself “why?”
Defense.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
BS ump
That was ball 4
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
We finally got that walk!
Figures that it’s Chipper…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
2 runners on? wtf is going on…head…exploding…bleh
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
We can get 'em on
Save the explosion for when we get ’em across the plate rather than leaving them outhere.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Woooo
come on BMac.
For the love of Heyward, bring Marteeen in.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
McCann HR
I feel it
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
They’re usually wrong, too.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
always so far
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
The memories
At least four guys proclaimed homosexuality towards Brian McCann last season.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Come on, HEAP!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
reply fail, this was supposed to be down there and this was supposed to say
That’s what she said. DOH.
0-2 count again
Guys are swining waaay too much
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
MAC COMES THROUGH!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
2 – 1 Braves!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Here it comes......
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
B MACCC!!!!
RUNNS!!!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
BOOM! RUNS! WOOOOOOOOO!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
I'm, uh
So gay for Brian McCann. Again
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Me too
But not at the same time as you. Taking turns.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Funny, because I am watching Modern Family right now…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
where are you watching it? It’s like 10:30 here.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 14, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
DVR…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
We whipper-snappers have all of our doo-hickies and fancy cassette players.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
guh
Julie Bowen . . . MILF
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Yes, yes, oh god yes!
I’d PIIHB.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I havent seen one of those in weeks.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
all you people that said a DP was coming can go suck it, DX style
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
If you aint down with that, then we’ve got 2 words for ya!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS
is the spot for Glaus to hit his first HR.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Glaus always swings like he's gonna mash one
and always misses it.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
+1. He’s been looking like he’s just off since Opening Day.
by dunnytwogloves on Apr 14, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
other glaus qoute for the day: "i can't hit anymore"
by Braves Biceps on Apr 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Tory Glaus: Maybe that will suffice for now!
by JadedMayberry on Apr 14, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
78 comments
since BMac’s double. LOL. We were desperate.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
LOL
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
Chip makes a point to talk abotu rubbing up baseballs . . . oh lordy
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Well
you have to take a break from fisting every now and then.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE!
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
Glaus gets a single….McCann to third
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
Glaus rips one!
Another hit with RISP! No RBI, but still
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
Glaus! He’s waking up!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Holy Crap!
Glaus singled
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Nice rip Troy!! He hit it too hard though…but still, it’s nice to see.
by dunnytwogloves on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Singles power baby!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Hey, I just realized something…Chipper scored from first???
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
must be feeling better, that is a good sign
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
but that ball was hit to the deepest part of any park anywhere
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
I’m sure a line-up change is on the way so Chip can nurse the strained hip he just suffered
by SouthernPanther on Apr 14, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
big park, but yeah definitely a good thing
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Who was it who said
that the running the bases thing would tire Richard out? +1 to that guy/gal
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Seems we both said it.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Twas I. BWAHAHAH!
“The night is over for Clayton Richards – don’t know if him running the bases affected him….”
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
How many games did it take before FUGA HR'd?
I remember it was in Arizona, but I can’t remember how many games it actually took
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I don’t recall anyone on the team named FUGA…
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
i was at that game!
and I literally had to take a moment in the nearest men’s restroom after he hit it. I think it was first week of June or so.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
May 31 was his first
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
May 31st
LOL
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone mad at Melky should just take a deep breath
and remember FUGA.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay
Someone here has to agree to buy one of those Heyward shirts if Glaus can HR before May 31st this year
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
What shirts are you talking about?
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh sweet Pujols…
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
By clicking the link
You’re in
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
DAMN YOU! You didn’t tell me that before.
BTW, that was a classic critique!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I said I would
If the Braves could come back on the Cubs, and then they did. I’m a man of my word
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Admirable, sir. I don’t think I would have ever followed through on that sort of promise – especially for THAT shirt.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I talked the guy down
To knock off teh shipping. Ain’t no way I’m playing the full price
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I don’t blame you.
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m in.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
why would they bring in a RH to face Heyward? haha, this could get ugly
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
that is what I am wondering
seems retarded
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
doh, forgot about Yunel
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe
Righty to Yunel
Lefty to Heyward
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
1 out, Heap on 3rd
Now, let’s get him in please.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Troy Glaus quote of the day
“I told Justin I would get a hit for him in my next at-bat, so he wouldn’t look like a retard”
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
Ok, he listened.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You need to tell the other guys
that they’re making you look retarded
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
lol. I won’t tell Prado, but Melky, Nate and Glaus need to listen!
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by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
get Melky on the phone first thing tomorrow.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Who wants to see McCann steal home? LOL
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
Damn't!
Mac ran right into that and was out by ten miles.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
But if not
they would have gotten the double play and ended the inning. Going home stopped the dp.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on Apr 14, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
He should’ve at least tackled the catcher – run at him full speed.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward against a righty...
oh yes. oh yes. oh yes.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Why can’t we ever situational hit with a man on 3rd with less than 2 outs?
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Beats me...
I hear other teams are able to do it.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
What was with that play?
outs at home are the worst.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
Good call.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets go Heyward!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
HEYWARD HIT!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
3 – 1 Braves
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAHHHH
MVP! MVP! MVP!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
HOW THE FUCK DID GLAUS SCORE, OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
justin told him that his slowness was
making justin look retarded
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
justin, you genius!
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
My name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Jay Hey!!!!
1B, RBI, E2!!!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
Not going to lie
Whatever soundtrack was playing in the background of “Jungle Fever,” I’m hearing it right now
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Woohoo!
it worked. Thats why I’m on my way out again.
But, I need some help. I’m in dire need of holds in my fantasy league, who should i pickup
LaTroy Hawkins
Chad Durbin
Danys Baez
Ryan Perry
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Not Durbin
I’m not sure how he has 3 already this year, but he’s supposed to be the Phils version of Jo-Jo. Long relief innings eater
none
Those guys all suck hard.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
so what do I do? I’m screwed for holds and can’t really just give up a category
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Interim closer now
Fuentes went down
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
is he LA’s setup man?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
I think so
He got the hold today after Shields loaded the bases on 0 outs
Get Baez
So I can laugh at you whenever he fucks up
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
insert Jewish racist joke that I can’t think of
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Hmm
“protect jon stewart, he’s the most important jew” ?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
haha, more like the only one
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Family Guy
NO other show makes as many jewish jokes
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
South Park has its share.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello?
South Park?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven't really watched SP
Since . .. 11th grade
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Fail for you.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
some of the newer eps have been pretty solid
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The FB one was classic…I am just now watching tonight’s – about Tom Cruise being a fudge packer.
The WoW one was legit too.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
WoW was is arguably the best ever, especially for nerds like me who used to play. FB one was hilarious too.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
All we need is Mac, Heyward, and Prado. Everybody else are donkeys right now.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
Chip is a future Hall of Fame guy so when I talk about other guys he will always be exempt.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 14, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ROFL
They’re intentionally walking Melky!?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
SO MUCH THIS.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m going to die laughing if Hanson laces a single through a gap in the infield defense.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry for the stacked graphics – I couldn’t choose. :-D
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
you keep postin until your fingers fall off. it means we’re doing good.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
But…that would make me have to type with my fists.
Chip would be attracted to me and I’m just not prepared for that.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Your Hubby should fight Chip. That way we would not have to hear him anymore.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 14, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
hahah
they’re walking Melky. funny. Though Hanson is worse even than the way Melky has been playing
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
at least
Hanson is putting it into play tonight
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
touche
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward
on pace for 175 RBI’s or so this year.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
come on tommy
draw that bases loaded walk
by SouthernPanther on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
Weird slide by Glaus… his feet and legs were airborne… he tagged the plate with his rear end. Another half second and he coulda been tagged out.
He was running so fast
he was floating
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
It's times like this
that I wish Tommy weren’t a legendarily bad hitter
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
ha, i know right?
I was hoping for some bullshit blood like their hitter got on Monday
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Tommy is
still sitting on 1 career hit. Might not ever get #2
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Patience Tommy
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
WALK, Tommy. WALK
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
I'd just like to point out
it appears that switching threads did actually succeed!!!
by SouthernPanther on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
you're welcome.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Inning over...but we scored!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
Justin,
Melky only saw 4 pitches that AB. Thoughts?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
not being patient enough
should have swung at two to make sure he had to go full count to walk him
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
ass-hat.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
im sorry
i ♥ you
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Heyward sure did make a heck of adjustment after that stretch of 7 or whatever strikeouts in 9 at-bats.
He’s been great.
Are we sure Heyward didn’t get a Golden Sombrero on purpose just to see how it looked on him?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Luke Gregerson
Anyone else think that’s the weirdest name ever?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
i think the padres lead the league in weird names
by Braves Biceps on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah... Everth is weird too
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Marc Rzepczynski?
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 14, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Assenmacher
That’s a winner.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
that guy
will make you wish you were left handed
by UltimaParadox on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
3 runs for our starting pitcher?
KK is probably miserable right now.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
All i want for my birthday
Is a two-game winning streak on sunday and tuesday
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
All I want for my birthday
Is for them to win every game between now and then-September 30.
Maybe asking too much.
all i want for my birthday
is Jason Heyward’s babies
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I want the same.
7 Nov!!!
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Another strikeout for Hanson!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
HAHA, GIVE ME YOUR TEARS GYPSY
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
+1
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
my wife make-a dis cheese with the milk from her teets
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Between Tommy, JJ, Mac, Heyward, Esco, and Prado, we may have the best young talent in baseball. I think we are going to be seriously nasty in the next few years.
farm stystem loaded with great pitchers, and freeman
I’m still dreaming of kimbrel to get up here.
by Braves Biceps on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Lots of great prospects too
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe when Chip gets old
We’ll hear him gush “FROM FIRST . . . TO FIRST!” with a crop of young Braves rookies
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
maybe not the best, but easy top-5…we just need to start locking some of them up
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
noventa y cinco
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Parce q’il n’e parle pas la Japonaise
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Doubleplay time?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
i like double plays...
that would be ideal
by SouthernPanther on Apr 14, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
"Latos intolerant'
groooooan
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
Chip would make the "Latos intolerant" joke.
/facepalm
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
How is Melky a douche? I mean, I get that his BABIP is in the low 100s now, but that makes him a douce???
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Story time?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
yes
please share.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
haha, he, prado, and escobar were taking some batting practice behind the outfield before the game, was standing near the fence watching, then they all went out to head to the field, wished em luck and held my hand out to get high fives, prado and escobar gave me high fives, melky gave me a flip of the wrist, kind of rude
by BravesRaleigh on Apr 15, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Meh. That doesn’t seem douchey to me. I mean, he probably could have given you the whole hand, but he was trying to do his job, ya know?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
He's coming from the Yankees
What do you expect?
didnt expect much
thats y i wasnt too upset about it, just kind of like ‘wow, what a douche’
by BravesRaleigh on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT!
where the fuck was that pitch?!?!?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
He's a power pitcher...
It comes with the territory.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
wheeeew
Hundley lines it to center for an out
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
Throw that shit away Eric.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
naw
Donate it to Talking Chop
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Better still….give it to me so I can sell it on eBay
by JadedMayberry on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else very disappointed in Cougartown?
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
that would imply
that I had expectations that it might be good.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
C''mon
It’s called Cougartown. Any dude in their 20s is hoping it’s good. But then you see Courteney Cox
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
You know she's in it before you watch it
(presumably)
So if you’re smart, you don’t watch it. I’m in my 20s, and I wouldn’t touch her with a 42 and a half foot pole
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes
But it’s a prime-time sitcom. You don’t go to a Braves game to watch Tom Glavine, you’re there because you want to see Tommy Hanson. It’s like you go to watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall knowing it has Kristen Bell in it, but then you’re blown away by Mila Kunis’s superiority
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
The point is
Courteney Cox aside, you’re hoping there’s some unknown, lesser-known cougar that just steals the show. Like if Julie Bowen were on it
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
If I want to see Cougars...
I can find plenty of them without sitting through a horrible sitcom
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Well listen to you
Mr. I have an awesome life and have a teleportation device to Whole Foods and Barnes and Noble where I can look at cougars all day without your fucking sitcoms
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Zooey reigns supreme
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Finally
we agree on something
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
She’s insanely attractive, and is in a solid band…what’s not to like?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes man was a turn off for me.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
haven’t seen it
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Be weary
Watching that flick will make you realize your life is worthless and that you have no actual talent. And then make you want to go out and learn something new
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I already know all that
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Although
(500) days of Summer pissed me off. But she was adorable in Yes Man
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
did you not like 500 days, the movie, or her in the movie?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m in my 20s and she looked really good in the pilot episode. She’s like 50 right?
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought it might be decent.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 14, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone reeeeeally should send Chip a note on words and phrases that really should not be used in a national radio broadcast to people who know what the hell the subject matter is. It’s baseball dammit.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
aw, c'mon
Chip’s not that bad.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Can we just get the batter out and not worry about the fucking runner with 2 outs?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
Oh hell...
They throw the ball away on a pick-off attempt
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 14, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
Mistake of youth.
Should have just concentrated on the guy at the plate. Too happy about his earlier success I guess. He’ll learn.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Those are strikes...
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Inning over!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
How many GB is that…3?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
I always worry about what that man thinks about in his free time.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Glaus is pretty damned good.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Teheran only pitched 3.1 innings tonight...
pitch count on?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Just got home from work
and not wanting to read through two threads (man we’re sick)….quick recap????
Cockchafer
Three-run 6th inning, Hanson has 7 Ks. Braves lead 3-1.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Nothing happened until the 5th inning.
Pads scored on a 2out hit by Gonzalez. In the 6th McCann knocked 2 in, another came in later.
HEAP. HEYWARD
All you need to know
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
ERROR! SINGLE!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
Time to steal...
and then bunt him over to 3B.
We can dooooo it.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
haha
That’s funny. Good one.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
wishful thinking on my part. here comes a vidro
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure the 2nd game of the Cubs series
but you make a good point
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Guy hitting .500 to bunt…awesome
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
that seems to have gone out the window
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ve heard other teams do it, I may have even seen a few.
Wish we would do it more, and steal bases too.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
The two times we've tried hitting and running
we’ve had strikeout/throw out DPs
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Just go ahead and swing Marteeen
get the average up to .500 already.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
I think that a .500 BA should be known as the Prado line.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
What do you call bunting with your .500 hitter
??
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
The Coxian Fallacy?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
PHILLIES ARE SO GOOD!
ZOMG 7-1 vs the Astros and Natinals
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
I know...
Those were hard fought victories.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
New Rule:
Martin Prado should not bunt. Ever.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
BUNTING WITH POSITION PLAYERS IS RETARDED.
Caps for emphasis.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
i'd be okay with bunting melky
if he can make contact
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
TYPING WITH CAPS IS JUST ANNOYING
Caps for doucheness
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
Typing wtih caps
is for Sgt. Slaughter
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
that too, also proving that you have way too much time on your hands
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
probably the best post in TC history. that or the “microsoft paint” fanpost
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty awesome spotting them an 0-2 count right there. How many sac bunts have Prado even attempted in his career?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
the answer is 16
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
20 seconds.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Come on Chip
take a freakin pitch.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Diaz with a steal!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
Matt
with the SB. Cool.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
Dude had a 1.446 OPS
before today’s game
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I think that's greater than
all of Houston’s lineup put together
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, they showed a graphic on MLBN where he was better in HR and RBI
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
pretty sure Douchebag in New York has a higher OPS
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
nope:
1.380…
But damn. 1.380. It’s like when he was first called up all over again
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
who’s that?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
my fantasy team is hurting
without that pujols homer
by BravesRaleigh on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
how about Pedroia with 4 HRs already? I’m thinking along the lines of 50 HRs this year
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
we need to move chip further back in the lineup...i'm sorry but he is not a #3 batter anymore
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
Up in the lineup would be better
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Disagree
He is mostly patient and minus one bad year, still one of the best contact hitters in the league. plus he can still drive fear into a pitcher
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
cool story
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Mac walks...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
Time for Glaus homer now?
We can has plz?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
Glaus doesn’t give Heap much protection.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
hey!
he hit a double earlier in the year, so shut up
by BravesRaleigh on Apr 15, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
woo
I kept calling it, so I had to be right eventually
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Eventuality always comes through!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
no way
Heyward is the future!!! I want Pujols and Matt Holliday!!!
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Looking at just the WAR aspect alone
Pujols is due a payout that would seriously dent the national deficit, and Liberty is not going to give us that to use on one guy, so nah
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Him and Holliday are going to be like 50% of the Cards payroll
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
got free tickets to the mets braves game in new york next friday
anyone else going to be there?
Cockchafer
we get the Mets next weekend?
YESSSSSSS!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
oh fuck
NOOOOOOOOOO!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Santana for Cy Young.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Glaus will come through here.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
You win.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Man, i hope Glaus goes yard
Then all you mofos have to buy that retarded Heyward shirt too
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
oh fuck
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
LOLOLOLOL
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
god dammit, now I actually have to buy it
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
heeheeeheeheheeheheheeeheheheheeheheeej
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
talk to the guy and work your magic, I’m not paying full price
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
GLAUS HOMERUN!!!!!!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
Pretty sure I have believed in him all along.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry,
I’ve just heard how bad he sux from so many on here, I felt like I was one of his two or three fans:)
He’s got a few
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
seriously?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep, you’ve been calling this one.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH baby!!!!!!!
by dunnytwogloves on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
TROY MOTHER FUCKIN GLAUS!
I TOLD YOU BITCHES!!!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
Word.
Justin, you should have told him about your retarded problem sooner
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
hahaha. For real!
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I told you earlier
get Melky on the phone tomorrow morning.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
He has to read the TC threads…that’s what Troy did.
This guy wants to suck all the cubs dick can he not have an unbias some what partition reguards
by RWH2 on Apr 5, 2010 10:20 AM CDT
by justincredubil02 on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
that ball was
KILLED. Good God
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
THAT WAS A FUCKING BOMB!!!! I WANT MY EXTRA NAHWAL POINT!!!!!
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
that was beastly!! wow. Let’s hope that gets him going now for sure. WOW.
by dunnytwogloves on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit
that was Andruw Jones territory up there.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
seriously
I want the distance on that baby. Wow.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I really should not find that picture as awesome as I do.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I just find way too much awesome about a picture that scarcely communicates more than "Braves lady"
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Please!!!
Please be the start of something good and not the exception Troy!!!
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
Who called that Glaus homerun earlier
that shit is epic!
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Several people did – including before the game.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm watching that shit again
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
haha
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I got nearly as excited for that as I did when JHey launched his openning day.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY
Champ from Channel 4 NEWS team just weighed in
the ball went 450+ feet.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Haha +1
Brick just loves lamp, though
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn.
That might have been the longest non-Heyward HR of the year
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
haha
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
both, fuck it
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Probably underestimated it
That hit the upper level of the bleachers. Projecting where it hits the ground, we’re talking 450 feet easy.
Tomorrow, first thing
I’m getting on hittrackeronline.com and finding out just hard he hit that crap.
That was a bad ass Pose ’n trot from Glaus
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
I
wasn’t gonna get on here tonight but WOW what a hell of a homerun by Glaus. That was a bomb.
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
lol
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
+infinity
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Peter Moylan in the game???
Inconceivable!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
he needs to upgrade his iPhone.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Soon
Bobby will have an iPad
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Just so the letters M O Y L A N would be bigger.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:25 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The Braves could bolster their bench a lot if they’d just realize that Moylan is the only guy in the bullpen who gets called to pitch. Just get rid of the other guys to clear up those roster spots.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think that word means what you think it means…
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Man
I miss Andre the Giant.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
+1 for the PB reference
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Never get into a land war in asia, never ……( I dont remember), And NEVER play a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 15, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I would’ve gone with -2 for butchering it.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I broke even?
I consider that a win.
And besides, I aint seen that movie in like 15 years.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 15, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
don't think he's there yet
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait for SB and justin
to post pictures of them wearing their lily white Jason Heyward’s Up, Park at your Own Risk t-shirts
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Nationals Meet Up Day
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha
Agreed. Although I might wear mine in Baltimore during the Nats/O’s game
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I’m going to make a legit attempt to drive down to Atlanta this year. I’ll keep you updated.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Word
Too bad there’s no Pickles Pub or anything close to it in Atlanta.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
don’t get me started on that place. my buddy and i did a beer pong tourney there last year and i woke up in a house where i knew no one
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
seriously…
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Chipper bobbles the ball....no error, though
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
HAHA did he tell Glaus it’s still going? Anyone else catch that?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY
God, imagine if we see 25+ more of those from Glaus this year…
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Frank Wren would look like freakin a genius, eh?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
hmmm….. *a freakin
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
That will be nice
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I know
when I watched him hit that bomb. I had flashbacks of The Big Cat Andres Galaragga hitting bombs for us.
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 15, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh man
good comp. They are very similar. Let’s hope Glaus doesn’t get cancer, though
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
give Glaus time
He was a decent 3B, should be a good 1B
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Well
Was he better after 8 games?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Probably not
How many years do you think Glaus is going to take to get up to that level? Probably more than he spends here.
Yeah
I was always a HUGE Galarraga fan. When he came back from Cancer that was so inspirational.
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 15, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Word.
Big Cat was my favorite player back then.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
it wouldn’t shock me if he did. The guy that you know juiced though was Javy Lopez in 2003. Lopez was on fire that season. He hit 43 homers and I remember he hit 2 homers in quite a few games that year.
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 15, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Andres hit a grand-slam for me when I was at the Ted for my Bday … think it was 2006.
Awesome.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
in 2006?
Last HR was in 2004 (and only 1 that year)
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, then it was 2004 – I was trying to remember which trip it was.
Thanks.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Or…not. Only 1 in 2004?
Dang, it was a night game in April….cold as hell.
I’ll have to look it up.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
April 8, 2000
off Livan Hernandez :)
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
2000?
So Livan must’ve been 20-23 years old then
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
hahaha
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
No wonder Yunel has sucked this year
he’s like 52
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
No fair!
Padres get old man Dick Enberg and we get Fisted
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
WOO Vidro!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
VIDRO!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Vidro, son
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Yunel = 3B
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
either or, really
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
SIT DOWN THIS IS BRAVES COUNTRY TOO
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Who likes the Twin Killers?
This guy right here does.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
twss?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 15, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
+100
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
+22
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
However somewhat spoiled by Chip talking about “dancing” and “second base pillow”….
His wife must be so proud.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
well, "pillow" is better than "sack"
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Let's go Heyward!
That was a rip.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:27 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
If you hit Heyward
I’ll kick you ass.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:28 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
If Melky gets a hit
Then someone’s buying a Heyward shirt
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Hahah
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:30 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
3-2 count
….aaaand another out.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:30 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
scratch right before the game no word yet
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
He is. Melky moved to LF.
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Hinske pinch hitting!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
Hinske striking out!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I sure hope Vizcaino is awesome someday, cause Melky ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a german shepherd getting it on.
yup, cause no one has ever had a 2 week slump in baseball before
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
yup…having a 1.7 WAR last year sure is a slump
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep, he had the best season in 3 years in a ballpark that seriously favors left handed hitters, and was barely average …
so an improvement is still a slump…good to know
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
No, it’s a hot streak (fueled by nuYankee Stadium), after two straight years of absolutely awful play.
What I was actually implying was that Melky has not been very good at baseball in his career.
a 540 PA hot streak? interesting…
Look I’m not saying the guy is great, but jesus christ, give him a fucking chance. unless you can provide me with concrete date that the majority of his numbers came from the LH side than just give it a rest. new Yankee stadium was not the hitter park everyone thinks it was.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
a 540 PA hot streak? interesting…
Not really. It’s not exactly a secret that guys sometimes have good years or down years and then revert back to what they were doing before.
But you’re right about his splits last year being pretty balances, I was either looking at the wrong year or his career numbers.
It’s a joke dude…lighten up a little.
by JadedMayberry on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha
Talladega Nights FTW.
Agree with Beard tho.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yes, he can “play” both corners
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
SSS I would assume, but hey…I hope I’m wrong!
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
damn, well I can’t imagine it, but I suppose he doesn’t look as slow as Glaus
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
has melky not gotten to full count yet?
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
really?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha, Yankees shoulda asked for Vazquez/ Melky staight up……We screwed them
Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995
by a hooter's baby on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
Saito time?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
EOF in the 8th, Saito in the 9th! There’s no point in bringing Wagner in for a non-save situation.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Good lord
Why doesn’t he just go into the dugout and start smashing some watermelons while he’s at it
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
He’ll never be as awesome as Black Gallagher!
by JadedMayberry on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Braves game at 6pm tomorrow…Caps playoffs game at 7pm tomorrow…hmm…
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
Ovechkin is a frickin animal.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
worry about the Coyotes, maybe?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
a little
Goaltending is a big suspect
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
looks like
they might take the first game though.. =/
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I was a little surprised to see the down years from Zetterberg and Datsyuk. Any reason?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Hockey is unbelievable live....
I don’t know how anyone watches it from their couch.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY
I saw the Caps play the Rangers at the beginning of the year and it was one of like 5 games they lost at home. But yes, the atmosphere is amazing.
It’s alot of fun being around a team where the fans actually care.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I can see that and get that. The Pens baby team is in my area and acouple years back people went nuts for them. But I just can’t sit and watch a game of hockey on TV.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... HEYWARD HYSTERIA IS UNDERWAY
I love it, but that's just me.
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha
There was an article in the Post about fairweather Caps fans, and I declared that only people with the blue jerseys from 1998 are true Caps fans with “Bondra” and “Kolzig” only allowed.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
haha, I don’t pretend to be a die hard fan. But I’ve been watching them off and on since 1994 so I’m allowed to get excited now
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Baseball > hockey
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
normally yes, but playoff hockey?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
All baseball > all hockey
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
This.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Olympic Hockey > World Baseball Classic. Every time.
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
...well plaued, Mauer
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
!!
how intense would hockey be if playoff games were single elimination instead of 7 game series.
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Is Derek Jeter mixed race?
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 15, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
yes
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I believe so, yes
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
If Saito got a groundball here...
It might literally be the easiest DP in the 119 year history of baseball.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:36 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Mo Vaughn on first with Bengie molina batting
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
DAMN!!
You beat me to the Bengie Molina reference!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
he is the slowest moving thing in baseball
I think Cox would beat him down the line
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
lol…Mo Vaughn, nice
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
The comedy
During late night TC sessions is unrivaled by any blog on the web.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
K for Saito!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
Dirtier than Christina Aguilera
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Heap, Heyward,
and Glaus’s first HR that means beard and justin have to buy lame Heyward shirts
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
go-ahead 2-run double from Mac
epic 3 run HR from Glaus
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
RBI single from J-hey
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
McCann 2-run double, Heyward RBI single, Glaus 3-run HR
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Glaus 3 run bomb, Mac 2 run double, Heyward single
by JadedMayberry on Apr 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Saito
looks like he did with the Dodgers. Straight up nasty
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
+1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
hasn't pitched in a while, though right?
might be good to get some work in?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t it be great if we also got D. Lowe back to the way he was with the dodgers, but we get to keep his magical offense catalyst?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
This ump’s zone still sucks, btw
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
true
but Saito is mowing ’em down anyway
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
2K for Saito!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
Let’s go Padres.
Let’s go Padres.
Let’s go Padres.
Let’s go Padres.
Let’s go Padres.
Let’s go Padres.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey guys, not nice.
Don’t make fun of retards.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Someone should throw that dude off the upper deck.
by JadedMayberry on Apr 15, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel bad for him
usually people help you and get together. But nope just him sounding like an ass
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I totally was that guy once
At RFK in the 13th inning of a Braves/Nats game in the rain. I got so many people to join me, and I was screaming at Heap and Francoeur, talking about their high schools
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I remember, back in 2005
Trying to get a bunch of people to chant MVP with me every time Andruw came to the plate. No one joined me until like the 7th inning. Every game.
he should have won MVP that year, no question
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
That was a hard year
Pujols was just so perfectly balanced, but Andruw was a beast with the league lead in HRs and RBI, but too many lauded his .260-something average and strikeout count
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
No one considered his defense
Which is the best UZR year we’ve got, and the fact that he played CF instead of first base. Position adjustments + defense would have put him well ahead.
I'm not disagreeing
I also think the BS of the BBWAA felt they “owed” Pujols for all the runner-ups he had to deal with being behind Bonds all those years prior.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
The funny thing is
That was practically a down year by Pujols standards. He’s had 5 seasons that are better than that one.
His defense puts him over the top no question
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Filthyyyyyyyyy
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Good god
Saito’s pitches are so dirty the Padres are going home with STDs
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
LMAO
Now that was funny. lol
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 15, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
No.
This!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought so too.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The 3rd base ump obviously doesn’t have a date tonight.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
He has a date with the remote and.. wait a minute
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
doubtful
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
He needs work
Hasn’t pitched since Friday
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I would say yes
Just guessing since it’s been a couple of days and he wants to get that blown save behind him.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Ground out to end the inning!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions
why, exactly?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
uh.
Yeah, but I’d rather use a position player than Jo-jo
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Why?
Would you trust JoJo out there with only a 5 run lead?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I was completely kidding…I wouldn’t trust JoJo to babysit, much less pitch with anything less than a 25 run lead
by JadedMayberry on Apr 15, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
OK thanks
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
So we have to play extra innings?
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Post game questions: continue watch season 4 of Oz, or watch Paranormal Activity?
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
Paranormal Activity was a disappointment for me.
by JadedMayberry on Apr 15, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Sleep inducing, that one was. It was more boring than The Blair Witch Project – and almost as stupid.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Paranormal Activity is more of a comedy that horror film.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
sleep
The birth of Jason Heyward was God’s punishment for the sins of the people in New York and Philly.
by TonyAlmeyda on Apr 15, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Paranormal activity it is…
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Guarantee that hittracker
has it longer than that
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Once everyone else starts hitting
He will strike, with strikeouts and ground outs with men on base
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
IDK but it looks great on him. He looks like a middle schooler
by BravesFanScout on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
If McLovin goes yard
Someone’s buying a Heyward shirt
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
WOW did everyone just see that. Troy Glaus and Yunel Escobar having a conversation?
that was awesome.
I guess Yunel is learning a little more english.
P.S. Yunel’s frosted tips are SWEEEET! haha. It’s like 1997 middle school hair do
by BravesFanScout on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
I don't think McLouth has a clue of what to do at the plate. Combined with spring training and this season
i don’t think he has double figure hits.
by BravesFanScout on Apr 15, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
we are in trouble then
neither does Melky
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Nightly Nate McLouth strikeout – CHECK!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:49 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Mclouth
Really opening his hips early on his swing
Reminds me of Kelly and all of his struggles last year. His back foot is collapsing trying to smack the ball in the air
Relativity.
He just looked good in Pittsburgh the way Eckstein looks huge among dwarfs.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on Apr 15, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Prado: 3 Ks
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
I miss the power we had with
Chip, Andruw, and Javy…they alone were hittin 100 HRs a year
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
and the rest of the team
was hitting 5
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Kerry Wood
Was a monster that NLDS
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Man
even though we didn’t win a championship that 2003 offense was fun to watch that season.
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 15, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
plus
we had a true leadoff in Furcal there for a while…and then Marcus Giles had a few good years…those were the days…
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Time to wrap this game up...
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
Who's this reliever?
He’s nasty.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
Fill in the blank...
If the Braves were to lose tonight, I would _____________________.
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 12:52 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Do you mean tonight the 14th
or tonight the 15th? Because it’s the 15th here
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
normally works for me
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Multitask.
Baseball on tv, porn on laptop.
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
oh its all queued up…just waiting for wags to shut the door
Cockchafer
by bpk228480 on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
rec’d
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
make a sacrifice to the baseball gods
by UltimaParadox on Apr 15, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
“go on a rant about how the season is OVER!!”
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Bobby Cox bullpen management, at it’s best
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
He hasn't pitched since Friday
give Bobby a break on this one
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
ABSOLUTELY NOT
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
haha,
okay, okay! no breaks.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
STFU and go order your shirt
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I’m going to just get super drunk and forget about that bet
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I have your phone number and your XBOX handle
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
LALALALALALALALALALA, I can’t hear you
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
BW may want to put the taste of the Giants “oops” away.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~ Mae West
Yes
and he prefers not to go too long between starts.
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
everyone’s a smartass lol
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on Apr 15, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
should say appearances rather than starts
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
by FalconUdean on Apr 15, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Anyone believe that McLouth will play MUCH better if he would grow out that beautiful long blonde locks again
like in Pittsburgh
by BravesFanScout on Apr 15, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
He's Samson!!!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Ugh
classic “closer can’t pitch with a big lead” situation here. C’mon Wags, we’re only up 1!!!
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
He can keep Jojo company
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
They can recover from their “injuries” together!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
For Wags,
we can call it a “brusied toe”
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
bruised
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
“partially torn anus”
Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 15, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
ROFL
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Wagner with a K
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
True Story
Carrie Prejean, the chick who’s been in the tabloids a lot lately was a member of the Pad Squad a few years ago
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
That is not surprising at all somehow
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Come on Wags
get us out of the inning and knotch the W
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL +1
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
What? Wagner is going to give up a 5-run homer and blow the save!?
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
As soon as Heyward comes up to bat for the Pads
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
That usually means drunk
Remember Tim Lincecum didn’t play at all in his first all-star game, because he was trashed?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Too much pressure on the knee
carrying around that ERA
•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell
Wagner with another K!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
Hey Good News, Tomorrow's a Day Game
6:35 EDT
by romone_braves91 on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
Who is Will Farrell?
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
A guy who is not funny.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he should spell his last name
with two "e"s then.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
woah, woah, woah...
…old Will Ferrell was classic
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
he did say "is"
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
true…
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Frank The Tank
was the shit!!! You’re my boy Blue!
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 15, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Wagner gives up a walk....
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions
let's call it
a Derek Lowe “lite” performance.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
4?
Damn, I’m more drunk that I thought
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
you guys pay way too much attention to chip
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
1 run in 6 innings – 7 or 8 strikeouts, I forget.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Rust + no urgency
= not looking sharp
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
finish the game!
god this has been a long game
by SouthernPanther on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions
Just hit the 3 hour mark…and game over.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
BRAVES WIN! BRAVES WIN! BRAVES WIN!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions
That is messed up.
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
acid flashback…
"Playoffs are over, fire Bobby, hang Wren, destroy the stadium, sign Eckstein." ~ UltimaParadox, 4/12/10
by Smoltz's Beard on Apr 15, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
thank god
sweet mercy.
good night everyone.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
LOL Mets
I don’t want the Rox to be hot coming in here, but screw it, I’m glad they’re whooping the Mets
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Why can’t the Natinals do that to the Phils? :(
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Nats != Rockies
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
by Jacob Peterson on Apr 15, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Silence!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Silence!
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright folks. Bedtime.
See ya’ll tomorrow
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
Time to go do a recap
that no one will read until 9am tomorrow morning! woooo!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
Get it done! I will be the first to read it. I will even read it before you.
"Never doubt Derek Lowe's ability to win despite himself."
by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 15, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
thats kind of creepy
but OK!
"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."
by Scott Coleman on Apr 15, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
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