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Open Thread 4/10: Braves at Giants #2

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I thought our offense was supposed to be improved?

1-0 Giants, Top of the 6th.

Discuss.

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Lets go Heyward!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

first?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i meant FIST...

i’m channeling my inner Chip

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

HOMER!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell YEA

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 10, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

New thread just in time for ....

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 10, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This graphic never gets old!

by dunnytwogloves on Apr 10, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope I get to use it a ton this year.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 10, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet Jesus

thank you for providing us Jayson Heyward

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

or is it Jason?

i’m still not clear on it.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom goes the Dynamite

by yondaime4 on Apr 10, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I lied. I didn’t leave. figured I had to stay for Heyward. Looks like it paid off. See everyone later

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Apr 10, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

get the hell outta here!

i kid because I love…see ya

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diaz flies out...

Does Diaz ever take the first pitch?

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 10, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

yes.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward is still in a slump.

Let’s trade him for Milton Bradly. (Terrible joke)

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That Man is strong!

Baseball is my life

by That a boy on Apr 10, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I bring good luck to the Atlanta Braves.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

rally killer

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s why they have records mention all the time for Doubles and Nobody every really cares about OBP anyway. What’s Moneyball?

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 PAs for Heyward tonight, 0 outs

Very nice.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Methinks.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward with the Oppo HR!

That was a chill Home Run.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Jello shots for everyone!

by BraveSaluki on Apr 10, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

you buying?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a party at my place last night. I have 30 or so jello shots leftover and a gallon of punch.

by BraveSaluki on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck that. Let’s get some Jag going around.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha if we had a shot every time DLowe pissed us off, we’d be out by the 7th inning

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got the redbull

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 10, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t decide which response was better.
 
A Braves drinking game? With Jag? Are you kidding me?

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jello body shots?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 10, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jag body shots > Jello body shots
 
A lot messier too.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shaved my chest yesterday. Quit bitching.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 10, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

who’s mom’s basement are we all meeting in?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don't really have basements

in the south

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a toronado shelter in back. We could meet there, I guess.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

We must live in different souths then! Every house I’ve ever lived in has had one.

by Lizziebeth on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never. Inland SC & GA.

by Lizziebeth on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

there ya go...

i guess i shoulda said we don’t have basements on the gulf coast

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's actually correct.

Basements are not common in the south. The water table is too high to allow for them.

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chip Caray never played in the majors, correct?
 
So who is he to speculate to the mentality of ballplayers? Because his dad was a legend? Jesus H. Christ.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I deserve a beer after that

by MatM on Apr 10, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

INFANTE....

Skied to Center. END HALF INNING.
I’m thinking no fly ball gets out tonight…. only liner rockets.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

tp

terry pendleton needs to go! its one thing when a single player struggles, but when a whole line up is weak year in and year out…something needs to be done

by atl5785 on Apr 10, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

when your OF OPSes sub 700 for the first half of the season there isn’t much coaching that can help.

by yondaime4 on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, exactly one week ago we were all excited because the team was hitting about .350 or so and scoring at will.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You fire the GM. He got the players

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

no homo

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

just getting in…prado 2/3 again eh?….hes killin it…

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah i am pretty close to eating crow on him.

by yondaime4 on Apr 10, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Skip :(

that was a great imitation.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes me wanna put my shirt on.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 10, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then what exactly makes you wanna take OFF your shirt?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ut oh, set myself up for that one didn’t i?
I meant…. put on my Skip shirt.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 10, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw an opening, I just had to go for it.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what HE said. ;-)

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

winner!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

/hattip

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a low throw but you gotta dig that out

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FUTG

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

If Heyward keeps this up may have to name my future kids after him.

Regardless if it’s a boy or girl.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously?

Panda with an infield single?

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

He's surprisingly fast

despite the girth

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus is a liability.

I cant stop war chanting....

by David G. Little on Apr 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

PANDA....


generous home town scoring.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Thata baby Troy!

You defensive stud, you.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

his power is making up for it

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

sarcasm detector fail

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

single power baby!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus just looks awful over there…

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

He has looked better in the other games...

But he’s clearly not comfortable over there yet. Give him time

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus is literally killing me….one poorly handled play at a time.

by RedCrake on Apr 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

VIDRO TIME!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Things I'm Not Concerned About

1. Troy Glaus’ footwork with a runner on first and a lefty at the plate.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

lineup looks surprisingly empty without chip in it.

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 10, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Medlen warming

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 10, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

and EOF

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Isn’t his arm dead from last night?

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 10, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I thought too

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

GFY Derek

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

you really suck d lowe

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

What was wrong with that!?

by Zeus12888 on Apr 10, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

When will Freeman realistically be called up to the Show?

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

September unless Glaus gets hurt and he is tearing up AAA

by yondaime4 on Apr 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a Kung Fu Panda on second base?

Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh… Ching… King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can’t do that he’s a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 10, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

#5
1st and 2nd, nobody out.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward and Freeman

will someday be hitting 50+ combined HRs a season for us.

Will be nice.

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Frankenstine was 0-4 tonight. bummer.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just looked too. He’s 2 for 12 with 1 RBI so far.

by fandave on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

40 for JHey
10 for Freddie

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he doesn’t pass any baserunners

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

50? Damn, I was expecting Heyward to get that many himself in a couple of years.

by blitzerlover on Apr 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

desperate for a vidro

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man as soon

as I got off of here Heyward hit that homer. I think I’m bad luck.

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure

just a fun fact. I’m leaving again so we can win. lol Go Braves!

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 10, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong – but I don’t think more walks than Ks are something you strive for.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

wassup with the 50 bb’s…

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that was a good DLowe pitch.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

VIDROOOOO

Nice. Now get out of it!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The Sexy Twin Killers!

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you kidding me? DeRosa’s not bunting in a tie game in the 6th inning with 2 on?
What a dumb thing to say.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

DP for D Lowe

Exactly what he needed

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

B-E-A-Utiful DP

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Runner on third. 2 down.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

If Marteeen isnt playing in

that probably isn’t a DP.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve got an idea. Let’s sign a guy that can’t hit anymore to play out of position at a position where hitting is the easiest to find.

by Ron A. on Apr 10, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, rush to judgment much?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMFG!!!11111one!!!eleven!1

IT’S BEEN FIVE GAMES ALREADY HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER1111

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 10, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh, it's the new Hank Aaron

John freakin’ Bowker

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love that derosa GIDP’d….makes my day…

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 10, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

104 pitches in 5 2/3

Geeze.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB to complete the Bowker AB. Uribe up…. 1st, 3rd.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

6BBs?

Lowe’s is on Ace form.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss Eddie Perez.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

So

are we trying to make Meds arm fall off

by Erihury on Apr 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

You know how Bobby does…

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

God what does it feel like to get the leadoff man out?

by Zeus12888 on Apr 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

It feels like it must have been the pitcher leading off

by MatM on Apr 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Lowe throws it in the dirt…

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh...come on.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

really? cmon

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Lowe…..throw him a fucking strike. Please. Do NOT walk Uribe.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

3-1...shit

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring in the Doc Meds.

He can close the deal.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s gonna force Bobby to replace him this inning… really fighting it.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING TAKE HIM OUT.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Seconded.

………..and third.

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

7 BBs

Against the Giants! How is that even possible?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

this. IS.

BULLSHITE!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH

Bring JoJo in christ trade for Acosta

by Erihury on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, let's not get ridiculous

Jo-Jo would give up the slam in a second

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fucking cant stand derek lowe

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

At least it's Whiteside up

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont know if I can watch...

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY IS HE STILL PITCHING?

by Zeus12888 on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Because the bullpen was run through yesterday.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kris Medlen! clap clap clapclapclap

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

7 walks! extraordinary!

by fandave on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s 1…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

if we can get out of this nobody will see 7 bb’s….they’ll see 1 ER thru 6.

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Nearly a 50/50 B/K ratio. That’s not good.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Esco with teh Web Gem!

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus comes through

nice play all around

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP of popups and GIDP

Nice play though

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus

with the dig on the throw! Great play all around there

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH MOFOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woooooooo!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I just found my new god

by yondaime4 on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

escccooooooooo

just saved your lucky ass dlowe….i hate you

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

what a fucking play

by BRaves1 on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice scoop Yunel.
 
Nice scoop Troy.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t you hear? It makes you not be out.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah really

I wonder why I still see major leaguers sliding into first fairly often

"Look out Atlanta. He [Jason Heyward] is going to wow you."
-Chipper

by kauf67 on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cause they have grit, gumption, and moxie.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

D. Lowe gets out of it...

I think he’s done for the night (please, please, please, please, please).

He’s given enough Braves fans heart attacks for one game….

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

WEB GEM

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

7 walks, quality start, nice…

by MatM on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

DLowe’s WHIP is over 2, yet he’s still only allowed 1 run…what a lucky little shit

by Zeus12888 on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually had him benched on my Fantasy team…thank god.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. Hell of a play.

by blitzerlover on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

and D-Lowe escapes

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

+5 for the Journey reference.
 
Don’t stop believin! Hold on to that feeeliiiinnn……..

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

why...

do major league players slide into first? Are they that stupid?

by mdhenshaw on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna have grey hair by the time im 25

just because im a Braves fan.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

I’m 28 and no gray yet. So there’s hope

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

same here

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you guys had more winning in your teen years and early 20’s

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Glaus also.

by fandave on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Gaints 1 Heyward 1

Thank you Yunel.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

*Giants.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

You pulled a San Francicso

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s alright, they misspell on their own jerseys

by BraveSaluki on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s score this inning… get D-Lowe that win.

by BraveSaluki on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

9 spot due up first

probably the reason bobby left him in

by atl192485 on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I think cause the Pen is tax from yday.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call me a hater

But I’d rather have Hampton out there at times than D-Lowe

by SmithnCompany on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm with you.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

but i'm weird.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me.

Hampton hasn’t been any good at all in what, 7 years?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hampton was good when he's healthy...

which was never.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I respetfully disagree.

Hampton would have been chilling on the Bench collecting DL checks.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Closing the book on Lowe tonight...

Six innings… 7 bb, 4 hits, 1 run/earned, 4K. 112 pitches, 60 strikes.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

quality start and watch us score to get tthe dlw on top of it

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely not a DFW

only 1 ER

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh my bad…it just seems like it should be so worse

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least J-Hey saved him from the JVL

by BraveSaluki on Apr 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is more amazing

That the Gnats walked 7 times

Or that Lowe has made it 6 innings and only gave up one run?

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Both.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  



Pinch hitter (MELKY), then top of the order.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn. Damian Moss. Haven’t heard that name in a long while.
 
I thought he would become the second coming of Glav.
 
Not so much.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

DLowe

must be the luckiest SOB ever. JJ Huddy or Hanson are never this lucky

by Erihury on Apr 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

What

happened to Damien Moss? Is he still in the Majors somewhere?

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell no

He crashed out like immediately after leaving ATL. Failed a drug test too I think. Also, had some attitude problems

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

Moss and Horacio Ramirez were going to be great when they were pitching with the Braves.

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

bruce chen and odalis perez anyone?

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I really liked watching Odalis pitch back in the day also.

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 10, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was on the Australian WBC team last year

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melk Man in the building!

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Atta boy MelkMan! Lets capitolize!

by Zeus12888 on Apr 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah Milky

Here comes MVP!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

oh damn

McLouth, then MVP

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's Martin's middle name?

It should start with V if it doesn’t

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn it’s Manuel…too bad

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am officially changing it to "Vanuel" now

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice work Melky

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice 3-2 hit by Melky!

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Taking bets...

Braves score this inning and hold on to give D. Lowe the win? I’m calling this now.

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

we wont score.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I hope so

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

melkman delivered..

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I just see Melky get a hit or am I hallucinating from putting roofies in my own beer?

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

roof....whaaaaa?

Did she switch drinks with you?

by Zeus12888 on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunt

Bobby I am dissapoint

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

How is Melk at swiping bags?

by Zeus12888 on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Not good enough to warrant trying it.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless it’s a WP

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty good

Doesn’t matter, WP

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melky's

career SB/CS
 
44/14…..don’t know if that’s at the 70 percent threshold to warrant a guy running like that, but whatever.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teheren/Weber/Oberholzer 14 ip 8 hits 0 runs or ER 3 walks and 11 Ks
Viscanio still hasnt pitched what a staff in Rome

by BRaves1 on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn. That is fierce

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rome is gonna be sick this year. Kyle Rose, Christian Bethancourt, Mycal Jones, etc.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

WP

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 10, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

how did he get to second?

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

NATE

Sac bunt fail, 0-1.
WILD PITCH – MELKY to 2nd.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets see if we can get some situational hitting and produce a run or two.

by NolesJdub on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Are they chanting Beat LA?

WTF? I knew San Fran was weird, but still…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah... Maybe they can't read the scoreboard

Would explain the jersey snafu too

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude it's San Fransisco

They’re all stoned out of their minds.

by HansonTheGod on Apr 11, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let him swing here, Bobby.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I have 6:15 alarm in the morning and it’s midnight….
I wish we would get the lead so I could leave feeling positive.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Coffee is going to be your best friend tomorrow.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a LOT of it.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep! Got ’em ready.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

btw – Good memory!

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

6:15 AM is just wrong.

by Lizziebeth on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get up at 0550 and question my life every single morning

by Skyagusta on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nate looks like he’s lost weight.

by fandave on Apr 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

best shape of his life, probably.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

walked him

I’ll take it

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, the guys giving you an out

by Zeus12888 on Apr 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Bunt Walk

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP time baby!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

WALK

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh lord

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

guaranteed he bunts

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Marteeen

you’re quite possibly my favorite player.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

this

Non-Heyward division

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do believe that guy is a baseball player.
Love the way he plays the game.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like Prado sacrificing there.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd and 3rd with 1 out...

If we don’t score here, I’m murdering someone.

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

let the hottest hitter bunt

by BRaves1 on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Season 3 episode 4. Homer at Bat.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

“Hey Clemens, did I make the team?”
“Yes you did.”
“Wooohoo!”
“Wait…are you Ken Griffey Jr?”
“No”
“Then no. Sorry to get your hopes up.”

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Prado with the great bunt

not sure why, since they’re just going to walk B-Mac

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

ODARP

With a perfect sac bunt.
1 out. Runners on 2nd and 3rd.

HEAP TIME… to be walked for GLAUS.

by carpengui on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch around to get to Glaus. That says something.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

Glaus up w/ bases loaded.

I’m gonna go watch Anchorman…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 10, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

You ate the whole wheel of cheese?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whale’s vagina.
 
It’s a known fact.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna drink a whole bottle of jack if we GIDP

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Howd you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad. Thats amazing.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another hit to the warning track would work famously here

by BraveSaluki on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

This will be Troy Glaus’s 5th at-bat of the season with the bases loaded. He’s 0-4 with 0 RBI’s and 2 K’s so far this season. Not good!!

by dunnytwogloves on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Martin Prado is a baseball player apparently

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

At least that’s what Joe said.

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

prado is killin it but hes still the 2 hole hitter on a team struggling to score..

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Do what you did last time Glaus

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please

Glaus just get a hit this time!

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Just a DEEP fly ball is all we need

come on Troy.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Hate this

You bunt, take the bat out of the hands of your hottest hitter. They walk your best hitter, and you have a slow righty batting behind him.

HATE HATE the bunt there.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well spoken

Baseball is my life

by That a boy on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus has something to prove right here.

Baseball is my life

by That a boy on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Is it bad

that I want Hinske to pinch hit here.?

Why would you want the TV and the stereo on at the same time?
'Cause I like to party.

by Zach Towery on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Not sure I like trading a Prado AB for a Glaus one.

by eavchuck on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Just hit it to the outfield.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

HBP!!!!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

ill talke it

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

HIT EM

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

The Best HBP of the season.

so far.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

both guys were in st louis last year

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Hit Jersey scores the run

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

MAN of TROY

Bounced – ball 1. Gee, they want a grounder?

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Alright Troy! Nice RBI there.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Glaus

Finally found a way to get a run in with the bases loaded.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

GLAUS HBP!!

BRAVES TAKE THE LEAD!! D. LOWE IN LINE FOR THE WIN! <- I called this earlier….

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAY

by eavchuck on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugliest 2-1 game maybe

I’ve seen worse overall. I’m sure every Houston game is worse

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bad fielding, lots of walks, a HBP with the bases loaded

We just need to bring in John Rocker to balk in the winning run.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSS!

Way to be fat Glausy!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

TROY!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Someone’s been waiting to use that one…. :)

by eavchuck on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

just thought of it, actually

i’m was just hoping it would be a bit more climactic

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was a sick movie. 1,0000000x better than Clash of the Titans

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i really liked it

but maybe its just cause CotT was so shitty

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Troy was decent. But yeah, probably overrated too.

I’ll tell you what movie I regret paying the cost of admission for, came out not too long before Troy-Alexander.

Awful film.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

RBI for Glaus

for being a big target. I’ll take it

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope your jersey isn’t too bruised tomorrow.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

he leaned into it huh?

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Troy’s best AB of the year.

by Ron A. on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

5th pitcher vs. "1st" Pitcher

Turned into a duel. Only the Bravos can do that.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Yunel then JayHey up next if I’m not mistaken.
 
It’s hard to keep correcting typos the drunker you get.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe all our guys should put on 20 pounds

We’d probably durastically improve our chances in RBI situations.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

So That's

why the Giants are so fat

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha probably

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

X-Files

rivaled by very few in excellent television

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

does

anyone remember a few years back every time we got the bases loaded it was ALWAYS Frenchy coming up to hit and he hit into a DP all the time

by Erihury on Apr 11, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

how could I forget?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't until you mentioned it.

Thanks for bringing up painful memories.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not being mean to you but I want to know when will we let Frenchy go?

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

im not trying to rag on Frenchy

it was just every single time it was bases loaded he was at bat.

by Erihury on Apr 11, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

7th inning pitching change for SF.

Don’t look now, but DEREK LOWE is still pitcher of record…

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Fitting

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

DLW

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only in spirit

3 ERs shy, and probably some WPA too

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bye Wellemeyer

Say Hi to your mother for me (Mark Walhberg voice)

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 11, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Come on Esco!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

“might have broken his bat”

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

ESCOBAR


Toothpick remains after strike one.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Axl Rose says “we need a little patience”

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL Chip

“Esco might’ve broken his bat there”

as a huge as bat flys across the infield

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

*ass

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

*flies

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

hate those things!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bless his heart

Something aint right with that man

Watching Bobby Cox pick boogers since 1995

by a hooter's baby on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Something… heck, I’ve got a LIST

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vaguely familiar – help?

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh, remember that now.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER a good thing to tell a woman.
Come to think of it, it’s best to always use the word “big” with caution.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

what about big...

cans?

no, i mean heart.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I said “with caution”.
Some descriptions of “big” can be a good thing.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

so i'll just go around

complimenting the ladies’ sweater puppets

I’m such a pig =/

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, sweater puppets.

I prefer fantabulous pleasure-zeppelins.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Geez, by the time you all say all those syllables – she’s asleep.
I’m old-fashioned I guess – in my house hubby still calls ’em tits.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was trying

to keep it classy!

not really.

I usually say cans.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

We were just having a conversation. There is no need to bring vulgarity.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

hehe – I’ll straighten up.
However, I’m still concerned the women JC thinks has “cans” may need a new bra.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

not necessarily =)

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

and she's your wife.

I, on the other hand, am perennially single.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's that?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

God’s gift to terminally single men.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jair?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine that.
I kid. ;-)

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm too picky,

and the well has dried up here in town.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

0-2…. DO NOT GIDP

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

we want JAYHEY

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Esco don't K

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

who is Jesus Esco?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus (hey-seuss) Escobar,

Yunel’s younger bro

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

In the Padres minor league system

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you’re gonna make an out, make it a K

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

agree

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

How’d he hit that one…. in his eyes….

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

height tag works. Do you know the code? Want to?

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just figured it out

i was typing “size” instead of “height”

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good job!

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks, sweetie!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phew...

that was lucky.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Yunel tried so fucking hard

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Giants D is terrible

by yondaime4 on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

but they r undefeated

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Escobar

Jocking for those MVP votes

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

VIsions of DP flashed before my eyes

Esco got lucky there…

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Visions of DP

sounds like a crappy indie band

by Erihury on Apr 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Renteria

Not a great SS anymore

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

or an 80s porn title

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go Heyward!

Aww, Bochy is scared. MAKE HIM PAY, J-HEY.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

was a DP ball too.

by fandave on Apr 11, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Time to put in a right-handed power pitcher who doesn’t read scouting reports.

by eavchuck on Apr 11, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

lol

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Juan Uribe is bad at defense.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

and hitting, too

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Prediction

Heyward draws a walk, and they have to get another pitcher in to pitch to Diaz.

If Runzler faces Diaz, I’m saying there’s a bases-clearing double.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

the announcers sound like someone ran over their puppy…I love it

Much easier, all-mighty Megatron, then attacking the real threat...The Autobots moonbase!!

by Brave Neander on Apr 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Someone needs to make a "Chip Carey's Greatest Hits" video

it would literally be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

im already

cracking up just thinking about it

by Erihury on Apr 11, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another win for Just For Men!

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

No play for Mr. Gray!

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

HEYWARD

2-2 tonight with homer and walk.
1st and 3rd – two down.
Pitching change again.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

What is Heyward Pace for HR in Season.

Is it 70 or over?

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Uh, yeah

by a lot

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, no

math fail
65

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like 90-something

Depending on how his playing shakes out.

Yeah, he’s on a good pace.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Come on JHey

battle him kid.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Dammit. Can somebody get me some defensive metrics for Uribe to back up what I suspect about his shitty defense?

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Getting decent cuts…

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH JASON!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

These giants announcers are obsessed with backspin. This is not tennis.

by eavchuck on Apr 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Not worried Anymore.

He just needed a good night sleep.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Is that sposed to be Mcovey cove?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like it.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Jay Hey against the LHP!

Very nice!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Two opposite field hits tonight

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Can’t take credit…it’s from the fine BravesVision folks at the Ted (from the game on Thurs night). They’re doing some good work this season…

by Lizziebeth on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Bochy. Should have pitched under the plate like you said.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Ohhh damn...MattyD vs a lefty

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

MATTY D vs. a Lefty.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Great AB kid

Took out a couple Gnats fans then RBI single

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

I am

so glad to see Heyward having a good night.

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

I suggest we let it rest. He’s here to stay. Definitely.

by fandave on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know, but still …

by fandave on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

But he's knows better than Wren about this...

someone shoulda asked, he’d have told em about all the benefits of leaving him down two weeks.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward: “Your futile attempts at pitching amuse me. I will now crush you.”

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

LMAO

“If he dies he dies” Ivan Drago

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Apr 11, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

The most entertaining Rocky movie.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol fisted

Cockchafer

by bpk228480 on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

FISTED

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, someone needs to tell this guy the various meanings of this word and perhaps he should pick another.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know what you do?

you carry a recorder and record everything you say. then play it back later.

-Michael Bluth to Tobias Funke, Arrested Development

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody want to take a look at Chip’s computer?

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

It might make me blush.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who wants to get fisted?!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

moylan, saito, wags?

Much easier, all-mighty Megatron, then attacking the real threat...The Autobots moonbase!!

by Brave Neander on Apr 11, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

 Who wants to get fisted?!

by mvhsbball on Apr 10, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

moylan, saito, wags?

by Brave Neander on Apr 10, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by eavchuck on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

FC groundout to short. END HALF INNING.
3 runs, 3 hits. 4-1 lead for Lowe and the Braves.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

ACOSTALYPSE NOW

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

REITSMA-licious

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude,

I warned you about that.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

we

should start a fisted counter how many times Chip says fisted

by Erihury on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Add to Drinking terms

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not as fast

as if you had Boog saying “right there,” or some variation.

by filmgeek83 on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Time for Shrimp on the barbie!

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Its the 7th inning MILF already?

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

stretch those kiegals (spelling?) there’s a lot of fisting going around

Much easier, all-mighty Megatron, then attacking the real threat...The Autobots moonbase!!

by Brave Neander on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kegels. If you own ’em, you should know how to spell ’em.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Question

Does Lowe squeeze out with a win if the lead holds up? Sorry if someone asked this already.

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes

"Look out Atlanta. He [Jason Heyward] is going to wow you."
-Chipper

by kauf67 on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course cause he’s Derek Lowe.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

As non-dominating as he was, he only gave up 1 run. Tommy was straight nasty the other night and gave up 2. It’s a funny game

by BraveSaluki on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I just hated the seven walks. Some mad damage control, and a Braves win is always good, but man, sucks to be everyone else in the rotation.

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya know, if the Braves can win this one, we’ve got the Iron Chef tomorrow. We can still win this series!
 
Well, not we, because none of us play for the team, but you know what I mean.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Really like our Three Man Crew Clean Up company to close down shop.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

*Men (wow i am off tonight)

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

You had it right the first time…

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

That pitch from PeMo is filthy

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

J-Hey

is his own protection

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s Moylan, not Medlen.

by GT Braves on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

were not on the team?! what?!

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Can we credit Ws

to hitters?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

So 354 they said on Heyward's homer

I thought it would be amusing if he had the longest and shortest home runs of the season so far, but it’s not the case. There’s 7 shorter home runs, as of yesterday, to date.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

I can’t wait to see what the adjusted distance is normalized for park and weather. That ball was crushed into the wind.

by eavchuck on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Line drive

probably very little adjustment to make b/c of the lack of arc

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am interested to see the bat speed though

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

250 mp/h just guessing

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't hammered like his last one

But it still had some heat on it.

IT was impressive because you can tell he didn’t get the sweet part of the bat on it-it was fought off on his hands a bit.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Warp 4

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually it looked like he just got that one over.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, a short HR here

isn’t that short

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Derek Lowe

BRAVES MVP HE GETS WINZZZZZZZZZ

by Erihury on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

I can’t imagine how unpleasant it would be to try and hang in as a righty against Moylan with that funky delivery he has

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

I just remember I have Heyward in NAHWAL

Yesss!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Grounder to Esco…. TWO DOWN.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't know how you all feel about this,

but I want Pete as our closer.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

No.
 
Wagner this year.
 
Kimbrel is the future.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Wags...

but if he had to, I’d trust Moylan

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinkin the same thing until i remember 2008 opener when he lost for what is like the norm now a Great Tim Hudson performance although I don’t think he was the closer.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i always found it easier to hit pitchers that threw sidearm….that was HS though..

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 11, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I think Lowe has paid off the rest of the team with that salary of his….“hey guys, save your lumber for my starts, I’ll make it worth your while”

Much easier, all-mighty Megatron, then attacking the real threat...The Autobots moonbase!!

by Brave Neander on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

I think the guy has Lady Luck on his Fav 5 and won’t give the number out to anybody else.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chip,

it may not be Bobby’s last game in San Fran tomorrow. This could be a potential NLDS or NLCS matchup.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

giants

making the playoffs with this lineup? i dunno…

by atl192485 on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Giants

making the playoffs with this pitching? possibly….

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Derek Lowe

is an incarnation of the god Loki. It’s the only way to explain the chaos in which he somehow thrives.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

I hear they are making a Thor movie.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thata baby PeMo!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

THE MAN

Peter Moylan Pictures, Images and Photos

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

classic pic

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

miss the glasses

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

This guy:

Dinner impossible.

by eavchuck on Apr 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Grounder to the mound…. END INNING.
Great job by Moylan – kick ‘em while they’re down!

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Don't look now, but

Renteria is 0 for 4. Oh well, we’ll always have Houston, right Edgar?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Edgar

regressing like champ

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Pete gave up ZERO homeruns last year.

why is he not our closer?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

’Cuz he was our “GET ME OUTTA THIS JAM” guy.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because Wagner is like the 3rd best closer of all time?

I love Peter, but ‘cmon. Just sayin’.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

in the twilight of his career

how about in a couple years? i just trust peter

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

In a couple of years it will be Craig Kimbrel.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is this his twilight exactly?

Because he made one bad pitch? Dude is nasty.

I trust both, but Wags has a history of dominance

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

well he's an older pitcher

coming off Tommy John. Believe me, I’m excited about him. It’s just Pete’s ball is so heavy.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it something like his righty-lefty splits weren’t delicious?

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

that too

Though Dave should help with that

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

In Moylan I trust

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

maybe its cause he eats 8th innings for dinner…

Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..

by lemke2blauser2bream on Apr 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Our WP in the 2nd game was like 8 %

before the Prado double/Chipper HR

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

safe

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

HA!

Much easier, all-mighty Megatron, then attacking the real threat...The Autobots moonbase!!

by Brave Neander on Apr 11, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow

that was close it looked like he was out

by Erihury on Apr 11, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Hahahah

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Haha Huff

what a terrible signing

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never seen that happen before.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Wat!

A steal?

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

STEAL as Melky swings to protect him

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

NVM

he steals 2nd all is forgiven

by Erihury on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Every single guy in the Giants' IF

Has made a crappy play now. Bravo!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Reality is coming back to the Giants.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tale of two defenses.

Ours is good, there’s is not.

Except for Glaus. He’s a damn butcher.

by filmgeek83 on Apr 11, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

He made that one good play tonight.

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

bases loaded dig

i dig it

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not as good as Tex earlier today. What a ridic game.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huff looks like stone cold steve austin after chemo...plus hair

Much easier, all-mighty Megatron, then attacking the real threat...The Autobots moonbase!!

by Brave Neander on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Hit n Run works even with pitch in dirt…nice protecting Melky

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

SF Giants:

Pitching & Defense club without the Defense.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Would love to see Nate get a hit here.

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Sandoval is a fat dude. Nobody should be crying for the Giants deciding to make this guy their third baseman.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Makes for some hilarious plays.

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Full count but hitless...

Our leadoff guys have been doing that consistently

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

If our lead-off guy gets 2 walks per game, I’ll be okay with a .100 batting average.

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

“The Giants are walking everybody.” – Chip Caray
 
Translation: “I already forgot that our pitcher walked 73 people tonight.”

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

The Giants are doing everything but gift-wrap this game for us, I hope we have enough sense to take it.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

And another/
And… Chip is stealing my analogy dammt.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Martin "Vanuel" Prado

MVP

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Aaaah, I see what you did there.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where was Prado prior to 2009? I mean i know he was on the team but his bat is legit now. Crazy game.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

another bad throw

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

wow

good job by Rent to get an out there. yeessh

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

ANOTHER BAD THROW!

Another DP chance wasted by the Giants…

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

ODARP

1-6 on a poor fielder’s choice. TWO DOWN, 1st and 3rd.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Base on Balls seems to be the order of the day

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

You guys remember that Heyward homer a little while ago? That was awesome.

by eavchuck on Apr 11, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

hes good

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

WP

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

This guy has a nasty two-seamer fastball.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

WP

Gift run!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Giants are giving this game away…

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

and i will gladly take it. Nothing wrong with a W.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

MAC

0 and 2…WILD PITCH

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Worst. Defense. Ever.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Comic book guy?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

i like runs

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Unless I’m in Mexico and have just met Montezuma.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES!

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

there were horses, and men on fire,

and i stabbed a guy with a trident

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently

The giants were tired of all that “winning” stuff.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Not so easy

when the opponent isn’t the ’stros

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

they just suck

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen Chavez this year; I’d love to see him next.

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

FULL COUNT.. Pitcher rattled.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

DP goof comes back to bite them

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

BMac with a rip

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s time for Saito.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Is it?

Dude’s like 90, he worked last night and we have a four run lead. Give the ball to a kid.

by filmgeek83 on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't take the lead for granted...

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s also pitched 2 regular season innings this year.
 
I think he can handle an inning tonight.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

from short RF by Uribe
END HALF INNING.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Not over yet.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

so far….he knows Lady Luck.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Saito 2 nights in a row...

Ugh.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

So

how many runs will we need to score keep Wags from pitching?

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

astros

Much easier, all-mighty Megatron, then attacking the real threat...The Autobots moonbase!!

by Brave Neander on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

they need berkman back fast

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, he can take his time

As if this team is competing for a playoff spot. The big question for them this year is “What can we get for Wandy Rodriguez?”

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Will Bobby call for Wags?

In a no save situation.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t, he looked a little fatigued yesterday.

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was actually thinking the same

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

good call.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well guys i gotta head out

ill be listening on radio Wags i believe in you

by Erihury on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I remember when 40 year old relievers were fucking ANCIENT, dude.
 
Now they were just born 5 years before me.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Lowe will probably win 20 games, and have an ERA near 5.

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Russ Ortiz 2.0

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't say that.

He walked way too many dudes even at his best

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want Chavez cause I wanna know if he’s man-crush-able.

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

i doubt it

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doubt the capability for a mancrush or doubt the appearance?

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, both

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not physically. Am I gonna like how he pitches?

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

He did good yesterday.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, walking the leadoff man... Not good, Takashi

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Damnit. Get someone up.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

throw a strike

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

I honestly thought all three pitches were

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is starting to remind me of “Major Leagues”
 
Ball 8…..ball 12!

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice comeback by Saito

gets Huff swingin’

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Take on me

Take me on

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

no clue...

i just google imaged ‘saito’

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by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

i like to look for obscure things

and see if anyone bites

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by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was on adult swim

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was nasty.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

he’s badass when he’s on

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

he looks very solid

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

what is bobby doing?

Saito is out there why?

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on Apr 11, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

So that Glaus could get a HBP?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect set up

Brilliantly played by Bobby.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

And dumb ones...

The difference is in which percentages they use

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

And you took the bat out of the hands

Of both your hottest hitter and your best hitter in one deft move.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because Glaus took a shot in the jersey

I mean, practically a gift by the umpire too. We were looking at, like, even odds he GIDPs there.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was wondering if he got hit in the belly or something…hahah

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you saying Bobby knew he’d be hit by a pitch?

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s like making a bad beat in poker where you’ve got a pair of twos against trip queens, and you get running deuces on the turn and river to make your 1% victory. It was still a dumbass play, and you were lucky as well.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Over a 162 game season

I’d rather be good than lucky. You only get lucky so many times.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take 162 lucky wins please

and no, you can’t. that’s why it’s called luck. it happens whenever. Again, I don’t care how they won, good calls, bad calls, just win baby. You seem to be focused on the trees instead of this lovely forest.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Erm.

The mathematics of the game say that non-pitchers bunting is bad. Prado has been doing his best Chipper Jones impression so far this year, and we took the bat out of his hands.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love the Simpsons.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’s what you were going for right? Mr. Burns.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Griffey

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by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

classic. The best song ever. Too bad it’s called “talking softball”

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by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well Mr Burns had done it, the power plant had won it

with Roger Clemens clucking all the while. Mike Scioscia’s fatal illness made us smile. While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, forgot all about Boggs.
“Lord Palmersen!!”

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by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Irony of that is

that Griffey got the giant head instead of Canseco

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clemons, Canseco, and Strawberry are a disgrace but are great in that episode.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very true. Strawberry had some great lines especially

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ain’t got no hustle Skip.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

How are we gonna blow out his arm

if we don’t run him out there in situations like this?

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby's MO is

if he’s already warmed up in the BP, might as well trot him out there.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's ok guys.

Even if Saito can’t go tomorrow, Meds and Moylan are still options should we get to that point.. As well as EOF if necessary.

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Ha ha. Barry “Unplugged” Zito up throwing right now.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

worse guitarist: Zito or Bronson Arroyo?

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by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zito

But that’s like asking who’s a worse rapper, Mase or P-Diddy

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s like asking who was a worse President: Dubya or James Polk?

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, actually I just read a book about the worst US Presidents. It is generally believed that Grant was the worst.

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by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s because the histories don’t remember the giant robotic spider attack in Utah.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

You would think that would have gotten more press

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by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, thats where you were going with this. Okay, I see.
Terrible movie btw. Only saving grace of the film: Salma. Hayak.

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by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good Lord, yes.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I actually liked it, and I’m not easy. It was a comedy, and it was funny as hell. Just ignore most of the “serious” dialogue, and it’s a great popcorn flick.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder if he cried watching Hudson yesterday when he saw the different paths their careers have gone.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

he cried into his huge pile of money

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hate to admit it. Giants have some sweet socks.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Vidro please – tick tock, tick tock….

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

K is fine… now let’s get another out.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Defensive indifference. Good stuff.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Popup…. almost to no-man’s land. END INNING.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice inning by Saito after the walk

He’s been awesome so far

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

He has. So far I love our “revamped” bullpen.

by ATLforlife on Apr 11, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t Pac Bell or AT and T or whatever the hell they call that piece of crap stadium owe Atlanta some money for the Coca Cola bottle?

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Braves bullpen is looking awesome this year...

But, let’s reserve judgement until July. I’m sure a couple of their arms will fall off by then.

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Not like the Braves don’t have some options at Gwinnett or Mississippi if that happens.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope Bobby gets to 162 ejections, that would be a season’s worth

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

that would be an accomplishment

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he gets 162, can we treat it like a redshirt season and keep him an extra year?

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not to rain on everyones parade

But it’s supposed to rain allll freakin day tomorrow in San Fran.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

And not see Lincecum? I’m okay with that.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah…come on rain!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

If you’re going
To San Francisco
Be sure to wear
Some flowers in your hair
If you’re going
To San Francisco
You’re sure to meet
Some gentle people there

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go back to Woodstock hippie.

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by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

GLAUS

Foul…Out of reach of that gal… yep, the cameras were all over that.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Giants need to sign her

She’s got a better glove than half their team

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs

Has Jason Heyward’s WPA for the game at about 30%. That’s impressive.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Yup

Chipper had over .5 in the 2nd game though. That’ll be tough to top

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Groundout to short. 1 OUT.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me, or does Troy run slower than a catcher?

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not if that catcher

is Bengie Molina

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

LaRoche is like that too

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quick poll:
 
Continue with my Caribbean friend the Captain, or switch over to my Canuck friend Mr. Windsor?

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Captain

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dont be a sissy. Just put em both in an empty coke bottle and shake well. Enjoy.

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by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did not think of this.
 
You are my new hero.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quick FYI

Heyward is batting 300 now. Still in slump?

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

@NCChopper: I finally got Photoshop

and I’m slowly learning. Is it as powerful as everyone says it is?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

It would take you a full year to learn all the tools.

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

well let's just say i'm a VERY fast learner

what do you think? how long to get decent with it?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. I don’t own it.
But I’ve heard it’s pretty awesome.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

ESCOBAR

Groundout to short. But you’ve heard that already.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Heyward!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Giants fans chanting

“Heyward” “Heyward”

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m surprised they recognize someone who hasn’t gotten themselves completely under the influence of steroids.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward = Awesome

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

HEYWARD

Ball. Strike…ish. Ball. Ball.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

The OL Wait, Bait and Bash!

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Swinging very confident tonight

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

and looking very confident

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Full Count. Towering foul back to the left.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

5 ABs...1.000 OBP

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Heyward:

5 PAs, 5 times on base

That’ll do.

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Not good enough.

He clearly sucks – gotta send him back to AAA.

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward kicks ass… again

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

No Wags pleeeease

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

I agree.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m beginning to like Eric Hinske a lot.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Ditto

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward motoring

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Hinske

GREAT signing. Love this guy.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Heyward is a gazelle

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Heyward is the cheetah

that catches and eats the gazelle

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

HINSKEEEE

Heyward showing some speeeed

The PuertoRican Kid

by Kobe:The Legend on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Hinske 2B

Heyward scores from first

by Erihury on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Eric Hinskeeeeee!

6-1 baby!

And Heyward runs like a f’ing horse.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Eric Hinske is an absolute beast

love him as our top PH

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward...the 17-tool player

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Heyward Scores via HIiske hit!

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

so what do you use to make your images?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

A simple little free software called Photo Filtre.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

cool thanks

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by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Epic

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

I really wish our platoon was Diaz and Hinske

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Not to be Cliche.

But this is the Heyward I have been reading about and not the Superman on Opening day.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Wagner better not pitch.

Bring in Chavez, PLEASE.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here…

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Apparently he just sat down

Chavez is getting up

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Wags can sit.
 
Bring in Jesse.

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by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Balk-a-day Bob!

Coming through!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

BALK. Hinske to third.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Haha, Balk does the trick

that run doesn’t score without it

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

RBI single for Infante.

by GT Braves on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Selective offense we have

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Who called the Offense explosion for Lowe.

It’s a damn shame.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Wasn’t looking that way at first, though.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

We get to see another reliever.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Heyward now .300/.390/.649

Not too shabby.

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Looks sexy!

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Didn’t take long to get his #s back up, huh?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Magic!

And small sample sizes.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, you got it all wrong...

Glaus and Melky are sss. Heyward should be in AAA

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

Jeff Franceour is hitting .444/.500/.944.

by Ron A. on Apr 11, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s entirely possible he learned plate discipline after leaving his hometown. But I wouldn’t bet on it.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Should be in AAA...

he’s overmatched at this level and is under too much pressure up here

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d settle for that for the year.

by Ron A. on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit

Braves trying to reach that 10 spot I predicted.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

I wish...

our other SPs could see some of this kind of offense.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

this

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

and this

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

we need make Lowe look as good as possble for trade.

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

win prob at 99%

we can’t blow this one, right? riiiiiiight?

by atl192485 on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

I believe that you and that 1% need to have a sit-down over what “can’t” means.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 11, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am now about to become the first person to have a Captain Windsor Coke.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

second person.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, it should be third person.
 
UMDBHIK is about to become the first person to drink a drink with both Captain Morgan and Windsor combined with coke. UMDBHIK is happy that this concoction will increase his chances of becoming even more drunk than he already is. Gary Sheffield approves.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see what you did there.
Literary perspective. Clever.
Keep drinking until you are no longer clever.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s been kind of fun hearing the other team’s announcers. They have been GUSHING about Heyward all game.

by eavchuck on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Glad to see they can talk about

someone other than John Bowker

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya know...

The Giants were/are giving the game away, but at this point – I think the offense has started doing enough to possibly win it even without all the “gifts”.

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

I think so

since the Giants only have 1 run

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s strong, but awesome.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Poor Huddy, Tommy and JJ

I feel bad for them.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

they'll get theirs =)

trust in that

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

We all do.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t. Come the end of the year, they’ll have much better numbers than DLowe.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

another WP

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

WILD PITCH – Runner to 2nd. Still 2 down.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

can't wait for tomorrow

the Freak vs the DragonSlayer

The Guy From Dazed and Confused is always fun to watch and KK will be jacked & locked in

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

This seems like one of the few actual

“Save it for tomorrow fellows,” situations. As in, end the game, go home, and get some sleep-stop extending the damn game by getting hits.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

mmhmm.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do I dare....

Post my “Braves WIn” mug and go to bed now?
It’s 1am and I have alarm in 5 hrs.

Plus – my game just went to a “Spotlight on McCann” WTH?

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Now it’s back.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sportsouth sucks fat, sweaty giraffe dick.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

yet, i wish i had it

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

giraffe dick?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

sshhh

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im sure its difficult for her to walk as well

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

WP this is a joke

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Crikey!

Another WP… This is crazy

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

MLB.tv killed for me and I had to reload it.

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

WPs = hits for SF lol

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

My station went to McCann spotlight.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn...that's not even CLOSE to being Whiteside's fault.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I feel kinda bad for him

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

almost another WP… amazing

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I kinda feel bad as a former catcher for Eli Whiteside

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

but not really

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Minnesota is Braves Country, motherfuckers! :P

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

i like this a lot.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, there are a LOT of Braves fans in Minnesota. Last interleague series the Metrodump was about 30 percent full of Braves fans. It was actually pretty cool. Except the whole getting swept part.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Buffalo, NY is Braves Cuntry Country

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

FUll count ,,,, skied to center. END HALF INNING.

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Chavez

Ḩ̡̛̗̦͉̺̥̫̝̠͎̯E̡̧̛̱͕̩̫̳̮̠̻̹͍̪̗͇̯͘ ̷̧͚̳͍̭̟͕̣̹͙̺̼̯͇̮̥̝̟͡ͅC̶̨̨̼͓͙͓͎͖͜O̼̖̙̩̘͖̪͘͢͢M̷̨̛̰͈̰̱̮̟͕̝̼̜͖̠̩̲͡E͝҉͚̗̬̟̙͔̦̰̀S̶̡̧̢̬̝͉̼̞̥̳͈͔͇̱̯̩̭̜̕!̵̗̮́̕͝ͅͅ

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

How did you do that?

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Z̫̭͉͒͋̍̆͡͝A̵ͦ҉̣̫̜͓L͉̫ͤ̏͑̍̿́͡G̶̸̻̮̻͉͖͖̮ͨ̎̓͑̚O͔̻̱̰͓̞͓̐̏̀ͅ

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

But why do you look like Cesar Romero?

Because you don’t know what Cesar Chavez looks like.

by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 11, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

+1 on the Simpsons ref

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Giants caught the same flight problem as us. I mean they had to fly back from Houston.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

ugh

do not remember that

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

just don't do it.

memory wipe: engage

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

ACK!

I just forgot everything I learned in grad school…

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

you don't need it.

i didn’t learn anything important.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

grad school or grade school?

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

well-played

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

We actually just went to

100% to win the game in win probability.

Am I the only guy waiting for the game to end so I can give Heyward 3 stars?

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

nope

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

nope

heyward, prado, lowe for 3 stars, methinks

by atl192485 on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm tempted

to give Lowe the 1-star just for sheer luck

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Chavez

1-2-3 inning por favor

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:04 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

strikes please

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

100%

I love fangraphs, but that winning probablity is a little overconfident. lol It ain’t over yet.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Ah, rounding. Ain't it grand?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

giants miscues today

2 errors, 4 wild pitches, 1 balk, 1 RBI hit by pitch

by atl192485 on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

plus some blown DPs

and other bobbles

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

And don’t forget all the mental errors that cost them double plays…

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

J̵̨̦̭͈͕̦̮͖̤̯̬̟̖͋ͮͭͤ͠Ẹ̷̵̦̮̥̯͙̠̰͚̘̙̭̲̟̤̆̿̂̋Ș͍̜̹̲̖͕̜̞̱̯̮̄͐͗́͐͐ͥ̓ͨ̓ͧͭ͐́͘͢͜ͅṢ̵̢̨͔̳͓̲͙̜̩̞̯͙̦̠ͬ̈́͑͂ͯͮ̏̇͌͊̄̉̀̆͘E̻̮̮͍̻̐͂͂̾̈ͦ̿̎͂̐̆͞ ̢ͯͨ̒ͦ̇͡͏̫̼̲̥C̴̢̡̛̹̥̫͖̳͎̰̖͈̥̝͚̖̹͚̜̼̈́ͬ̈́̀̐̇̽ͨͦ̉͗̽͂̄͒͒ͭͭ͟H̉̒͊̂ͭͤ͗҉̢̛͈̰̖͓̯̖̰̹̕Â̴͇̩͈̳̭̫̣̮͍͇̬̬̮͕̦͈̻͚ͥ̎̄̄̌̊͒͒̎ͦ͐ͪ̎ͨ̒ͩ͠V̡͚͇͈̞̻̐́ͣ͆͊͑̕͘͡E̶̴͔͉̰̥͕̩͕̱̮̳̯̗͉̪̝̳ͫ̈ͭ̀̃ͫ͒ͫ̄̽͜͢͞Z̸̨͚̞̱̝̳̰̝͓͉̺̞͓͖̝̼͎͌̎͐̐̈̾̾̂̀͝͝

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

R̡̨̠͕̝̖͚̗̩̲͎̼͋͌̆͆͌̋̌͛ͦ̈́̃ͩ̚̚͘͞E̴̡͋ͮ̋̓ͮͨ̋̎͋̅ͩ͏̗͓̟͈̰̮̱̫̗͈̗̟ͅY̡̳̼̝̙̠̻̿̎ͣ̋̈́͂́́̈́̀̉͘͜E̵̵̠͎̝͍̭̹̣̼̲̳̺̝͍̖̻̩͉͈͌̆́̋͊ͬ̒̌ͫͣ̋ͩ̄S̢̢̱̮̤͕̱̹̲̮̞̖͎͓͖͈͊̾͑̉ͤ̍̊̋͂̚̕͠ ̢̞̪̘̳̮̟̖̩̖͈ͪ̎͗͊ͪͯ̔ͪ͗̑̂̎ͥ̑̐ͬ̚̕͜͠N̾̎ͫ͊͑͆ͧ̊͘͏̥̻͈̠̼̗̙̣̼̫̩̻̥̀Ö̴̵̦̰̹̯̜̬̯̞̮̥͈̠̩̮͚́͂̌̈ͮͮ̌̈́̐̉ͤͩ͗̀̋̑ͧ͐́̀W͗ͫ̑ͭ̑̇͏̶̧̳̟͕̖̤̝̱͎̲̼̫̗̺!̼̜̺͈͖̮̥̒̆ͭ́ͬͧ̔͑̒̊͌̏̑͒̒̇̄́̕͟ͅ!͉̦̦̙̦̜͖̫̀́̾̓̇͊̿̉͌ͤ͑ͤ͋̌͋ͯ̎͡͝!̓̓͑̉ͤ͐ͮ̊̏͒̀͑̂ͥͯͨ͟҉͎̘̲̼̮̯̘̥͚̦̟̬̥̳͓͍̳̹͔!̥͙̭̟̙̙͍͚̂ͫ̄̉̓ͯ̒̏ͣͮ͂̂̂ͣͧ̋̐̊̚͜͝

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

H̴̢̫̭͕̺̘̱̣͖̯͕͙̣̺̰͉͇̝̿̋͒̃̓̋̅̍͋̅̎̓͐̄̚͘͡ͅẺ̈́̐̈́ͮ̈́ͤͬͩ͗̓̌͂̑̀ͯ͒͋͗͝҉̴̘͙͎ ͛ͨ̓͛͋̒̄͗҉̴͚̰͎̝̮͔̠̞͖̲̫̫͘͜C̨̛͈͍͍͙̻̩̲͔͖̳̰̩̦̫̞̘͂̎ͧ͑̏̐ͯͪ̈͌ͧ̊̒́͂̽Aͪ̅́̄͏͇̞̣̞̰̯̤̰̜̘́N̸͕̞̣̪̪̖̩̘͉͍͔͉̳ͪ͋́͐ͤ̎͟͜Ṭ̡̨͚͎̰͔̜̩ͯͨ̍͂̃ͫ̀ͭ ̖̺̝̟̺̭͎̠̱͕ͬ̓̊̔̈́̊̃ͩ͗ͦ͂́͡Ḇ̝̜̙̠̱͇̘͙̫̱̱̖̯̓͗̑̽ͦ̉͒̈̏͡͝E͕̝̜̞̟̤̳̪͈͓̺̻̣̫̭͕͉͓ͨͭ̈́̉̆̋̐ͦ̑̽͘͢͢͡ ̧̡͓̪̞̳̺̺͍̜̺̹̞̲͚̱̩̐͛̾̑ͤͦ̄̇ͫ͘͢S͕̘̯̱̖̤̤̠̖̺͉̫͓̘̠̰͔͋͒̽̇̆ͪ́̇̏̈̈̂͘T̴̡̉͛̋ͮͩ̌ͨ̇͏̝̳̳͖̯ͅO̷͍͖͇̗̻̟̺̩̝̽̂̍͐͆ͥͦ̔́̆̿̀͜ͅP̵̢̭̘̹̘̯̝̯̥̙̟̟̲̱ͪͯ͂͊̉̇͆̋̈̈́̾͌ͭ̇̄͆ͨṔ̓̉͗̀ͥ̋ͮ̎ͩ̌͏̡̯͍̩̭̩͓͈E̙͎̫̤̥̦̞̪̰͍̥̬̝̲̜͓̍͆͋̾͡D̸ͪ̀ͪ̈̾̆̄̃͒͆̔̒͛͒̿͘͏̩̫̦̻̬̥̺̫͇͇̣̘̥̤̪̼̟̝

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

H̓ͦ͆ͣ̉͐͋͑͋̓͆ͮ̃̈́̊ͪͤ́͟͡͏̭͚̞̠̬̰̰̟̖͜E̴̟̬̟͌̾͛ͪ̍̂L̤͖̭͔͎̳̳̟͎̞͚̻̜̰̬̺̱͎̮̒̆̓̄͐̂̽̔̊̇̋́͟P̖̘̞̩͇̦̹̗͔͓͖ͥ̾̃̐ͨ̑̽̅̍ͭ̕͜͟ ̴̥̟̝̪̥͛̄ͭ̂̎ͦͩ͢͜͝M͌̽͐ͬ̑̐̍̓̽̽͊ͧ̆̎̾̃̆͞҉̯̖̟̼͕̙̙̬͈̦͔̱̯̭̱ͅȄ̛̩̙̜̹͈̹̠͎͚̲͗̇ͩ̎̇̍̽͗̀̾͛̂̾ͫͣͮͯ́́̀͝
H͗ͯͨͬ̂͆̔̄̚͏͖̬͇͇̮͙͘E̞̺̫͚̖̞͉͚̗̝̱̻͔ͪ̌̂ͥͭ͝’̡̐͂̋ͤ́͏̡̗̯̙̦̼̼̖̣̭̩͇͕̫̹̼̬̤̦̻Ş̸͓͈̲̯͉̺͉̣̗̣̙̰͎̳́̌̃ͪ͘ ̡͖̼̹̮̥̤̜͉ͧͥ͂̽̂ͣ̑̀̿͊̇̿͡͞Ḫ͖̩͉̲͍̹͉͙͇̝̗̞͍̈̊̈͒̃̔̈́ͮ͊̔̕͟Ě̛̫͇̰͕̳̣̳͌̎̈́͢͟R̓͑̎͐̑̋͏̵̹͓̞͔̥̖̦̼͟͞Ȩ̸̸̢̮̳̬̗̮͕ͥͧ̄̐̒ͣ̈̋̍͗̚ ̷̨͓̮̟͖͙̤͉̘̟͍͙̰̺͓͖ͦͭ̐̏͢͞ͅͅḮ̖̖͓͉̬̠̠͕̝̥̹͙̱͍͍̰͊ͨ̽͝ ̟̪̺͇͙̪̻͚̭͙̞̪̰ͬͧ̾̈́̿̇͋̇̆͆ͪͣ̕C̡̨̜̩͖̻͔ͮ̆ͮͤ́̏͊̿̎̎̂ͤ̿ͬ͋̚̕͡Ḁ̵̴̢̘͎̹̯͔̘̪̞̮̺̪̘̖͔͐̅̑̍͐̌̇͊̑͆͊ͫ́͠ͅN̶͍͎̻̖̄͗̅̉ͭ͟͜ ͙̻͇̗̾͐̋ͤ͡͡F̧̟͓̳͙̝͕̝̝͎̦̬͍̝͙̙͔̯̀́ͣ̀͋̾̓̑̉̄͛ͨͮ̂ͯ̂͝E̴̶̡̞͎̗͕̭̟̹̻̺̗̲̮ͤ͗̈́͒ͯ̿̒̈́ͭͥ̏̓̾̓́͘͜Ě̴̶̞̭̟͕̙͓̗͕̤͇̮̲̦̲̩ͣ̔͆̔ͦ͘̕͞L̵̥̬͇͓͎̬͖̫̤̖̝͈̫̯̬̲̖̓̑ͥ̅̇ͅ ̸̵͇̣̺̘̠ͮ͌̊͒ͨ̏ͦ̇̓ͫ̋̿̅̚H̢̲̯̰̗̤̗̟̲͇̼̎ͯͧ͐̈́͆͗͂̓̕İ̵̧̑ͪ́͊̌ͯͤ̈́͂ͥͩͮͣ̔͛͐̚҉͓̪̩̠̥̘̳̩͚̠͓́M̴̴̴̛̹͚̘̹̪͖͉̖̩̩̤͓̖̭̼͖͖ͩ͑͆ͯ̑̊̇ͧ̒̒ͨ͐̄̑͗͢

With crappy overpaid vets of course!

by TheBravestWay To Block A Decent Prospect on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

H̡͔̲̤̬̥̝̦̩͍͕̤̰͓̠̥̟̥̘͉̊͛͒̄͗͋͐ͧ̈́ͯͬ̾͐͑ͣ̉ͥ̚͡͠Ȅ͋ͫ̔̑̀̍̋̓̾̄ͯ͏̨̥̜̰͍̠̫̭̙̬̤̻̯̱̙͕͔̦̀̕͡L̨̨͍̻̤ͨ͛ͥ̎̈̿ͥ͗̈́̋ͯ̑̑̑͂̓̐P̶̘̻̬̖̮͔̙͈̤ͬͯ͊̂̾ͧ͆̓ ̧͕̜̟̘̭̫͓̭͇̳̘̩̺͚̹̩ͭ͌ͭͥ̉̔̎ͅẄ̸̸̡̟̫̮̟̥̥͙̥̟̼͍̙̜͚́͐̈̽ͦ̌I̧̡͇̘̱̐̊ͬ͛͂̉͊͗͟L̸̡̧̳͈̩̦̥̩̭̤̣̫̱̱̪͙͉͓̒̋̀ͫ̃ͨ̓̎Ḷ̷̢̛̭̫̮̜̻̤͎͓͓̞͎͎͋̽ͯ̏̄ͦͭ͗ͫ͐̏͂̑̊̾̚͜ ͖̩͉̜͖̈̿̊ͪ̾̎͛͋ͯͦ͑͑́̕͜N̵͉̬̱̻͙̯̙̝̄ͪͣ̓̃͡͡E̸̢͗͂̃̐̓̈͛͛͒҉̢̨͙̺̹̟͙̲̲̙̘͚ͅͅV̶͈̪̹̳̯ͣ́̈ͬͥ͗ͥ̉͌͛̌̉͂ͥ̇̎̚͟͟͞E̎̈́̀ͧ̿͊̆ͪ̀́͏̶̩͖̘̠̝͔͈̭̲̼͔̲͇͍̳̖̹̰͜R̵̋̏̎̐̒͊̽͗͗ͧ̔͏̧̲̖͍͚̗͉̱͇ͅ ̎̎̆̑ͭ̂̂ͨ̋͌̄͋ͨ̒̚͠͏̝̰̯̳̣͙̯͎͇͍̲̙̣̬C̸̲̩͈̭͓̝̱͖̼̭̹̥̄̈ͬ̾̍́͝O̖̲̱̙͈̮̫̭̽̎̆̑͒̈́͢͜͠͠M̶͙̱̮͙͕̱̙͎̣̜̹̰̺̳͈̙̞̋͒̀̌̓ͥ̚͟E̷͔̲̞̠͚̣̣̟̓̎ͩ̽ͪ̐ͫ̓̀͜

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

And we only had 1 yday.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m wondering if the whole Mazzone influence would not have helped Jesse Chavez get over his “I used to pitch for the Pirates, so I must not be any good” problem.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Mazzone?

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leo Mazzone, you really don’t remember Leo?

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course i do

but he isn’t around any more

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's influencing an awful lot

from the golf course

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please tell me you’re not attempting to slam Leo.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course not

but he has no influence now. obviously

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Right field

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha +22

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Im having

flashbacks of the third game of the season last year against the phillies

by Dawg013 on Apr 11, 2010 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

i'm not.

not going to happen.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously people

stop that

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

It aint gonna happen but that was just the first thought ing my head

by Dawg013 on Apr 11, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

need an out

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

If they keep this up, I’m gonna need a drink (or two).

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

agree

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Chip

It’s not like Kotchman had many homers.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:09 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

he kinda turned it on

right before we traded him

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE A SIX RUN LEAD. THROW SOME FLIPPING STRIKES.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Not allowed on late night TC sessions.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry.
 
Jason Heyward is the worst player in histroy! ZOMG! We need to trade for Darin Erstad and some shit.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

This x100

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can STILL happen….. thinking happy thoughts….

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I seriously don't know how this started

Why Vidro? He didn’t GIDP at a significant rate compared to basically anyone else, ever.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

just timely

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

HEY CHAVEZ

spongebob says ''you suck'' Pictures, Images and Photos

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

crappity crapcrapcrap

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

I really, really like this.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was meant for the spongebob pic

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

wha?

you don’t like my crap?

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh. i could take it or leave it.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Can we please end this?

STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."

by AllSaintsDay on Apr 11, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Vidro time

Let’s goooo!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Called it. :)

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Good one!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even though everyone else did lol.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

sit down wags

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Wagner is up in the pen.

I see what Chavez is doing. He’s trying to make it a save situation again for Wagner.

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

And this

is why Bobby overuses his good relievers

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

STFU Edgar

That’s been a strike all night.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I miss Skip and Pete Van Wieren.
 
Chip Caray is just……..an abomination.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

this

sadly

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know we haven't won many in San Fran lately...

but that’s no reason to stretch it out.

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

RENTERIA

Hanging with the o-fer…

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

VIDROOOOO

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry (Jeff Daniels)

by tripl21 on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Alright, it's over!

Finally!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

GAME. END.

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  


See y’all tomorrow afternoon!
.

"When all is said and done, more is said than done." - Lou Holtz

by NCChopper on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

there it is!

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

bubb rubb Pictures, Images and Photos

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s what I’m talking about

by BraveSaluki on Apr 11, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Give him to me, baby.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

my favorite victory post.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ballgame!

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

TWIN KILLERS FOR THE WIN!

Would you want it any other way?

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

2 basic rules of pitching well

1. Get the damn ball to go 60’ 6’
2. Throw strikes

The future is the present. Jason Heyward has arrived.

by hawves on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

and add good defense!!

by carpengui on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO!!!!!

Go USA, Braves, BU Terriers, Irish, Colts, Caps, Hoyas, NU Cats, Wizards, DC United, Washington Freedom
BU Hockey: National Champions 1971, 1972, 1978, 1995, 2009

by SuperNewb on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

BRING OUT THE BUBB RUBB

by BraveSaluki on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

already done!

WOO WOO!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

See everyone tomorrow

Take it easy.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

'night!

"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson

by Jacob Peterson on Apr 11, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Heyward earned his WAR +1 for the season.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

bye

Tigers love pepper; they hate cinnamon.

by Jareth Cutestory on Apr 11, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

That'll do pig...

•"If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased"
-Bertrand Russell

by FalconUdean on Apr 11, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward: “I’ve basically been fucking around making teams think I can be gotten out. Tonight was my revenge. Kiss my black ass Bruce Bochy.”

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Thats hot.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:17 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol. That’s all i heard in that interview.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Screw it

I’ll give it to Uribe.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely Uribe.

by MatM on Apr 11, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wash your mouth with DLW.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Milligan

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

We need a new stat to describe D. Lowe's win tonight.

He didn’t give up enough earned runs for a DLW, but he still pitched HORRIBLY and got the win. What do we record this one as?

by EricGreggWasPaidOff on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

not sure but the @$$hole is on pace for 35 wins.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody alert John Kruk.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

DLPHBSWW

Derek Lowe “Pitched Horribly But Still Won” Win

by atl192485 on Apr 11, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good times. Braves win. Not 19-8 like I’d predicted, but a dubya is a dubya. Amurricans.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Good night all.

Help me! Some bullies threw my shoes over a telephone wire...with me in them!!

by !Vive la Francoeur! on Apr 11, 2010 1:21 AM EDT reply actions  

One final thing:

Nearly 2,400 comments in the GTs tonight…and it was a 10pm start on the east coast. Keep it up!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 11, 2010 1:22 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Heyward HRs

Are worth like 500 by themselves.

by Bronn on Apr 11, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m in it for the long haul. No worries here.

I think I have a man crush on the 4H club. Heyward, Heap, Hanson, and Hudson. What a Brave New World.

by romone_braves91 on Apr 11, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m flipping trashed.
 
Need to work on my liver. Not enough alcohol. Got the hiccups. Rewinded the game back to the 6th. Going to like the rest of the game.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

i wonder if the TC logo

will get changed to heyward’s second homer :P

by atl192485 on Apr 11, 2010 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck it.

It’s time to buy a Heyward jersey.

tUMD Hockey: In search of a title! But probably not this year.

by UMDBHIK on Apr 11, 2010 1:41 AM EDT reply actions  

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