Fun with Anagrams!!
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 5:17 PM EST
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PrintSo I ripped this idea from Royals Review, but thought some of the results were hilarious and figured we could come up with some for our guys. So for those of you at work and needing something to help you procrastinate, feel free to select a name from either current or former Braves and rearrange the letters to form words. I realize there anagram generators available on the interwebs but it is much more satisyfing to make your own and the results tend to be much more funny. I will get us started.
Troy Glaus- surly goat. (This was an easy one)
Kenshin Kawakami- I makin Shaka wink. (This was harder)
Tommy Hanson- My moon shat! (I really with Tommy would change his name to Tommey Hanson=Money Shot Man!)
Jason Heyward- Ya, son!!! Dr. Jaweh!
What have you guys got?
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Yunel Escobar.
Luney Brascoe.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 5:20 PM EST reply actions
Haha. Nice.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
Bards croon ok.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 6:21 PM EST reply actions
haha….
Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..
by lemke2blauser2bream on Mar 8, 2010 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
I like it.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
that’s excellent
I mix your Melk with my cocoa puffs, Melky Melky cocoa puffs.
by VivaLosBravos on Mar 9, 2010 2:03 AM EST up reply actions
Jason Heyward
God.
Omar Minaya is my hero!
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico."
by Scott Coleman on Mar 8, 2010 6:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions
i was gonna do that one…haha
Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..
by lemke2blauser2bream on Mar 8, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
Haha what's that supposed to me?
:)
Omar Minaya is my hero!
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico."
by Scott Coleman on Mar 8, 2010 7:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Someone had to go it…
Omar Minaya is my hero!
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico."
by Scott Coleman on Mar 8, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
jesus i cant type tonight
go do
Omar Minaya is my hero!
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico."
by Scott Coleman on Mar 8, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
On a finer mat.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 6:25 PM EST reply actions
Omar Infante
"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09
Far liberal deal.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 6:30 PM EST reply actions
think middle infield. of the past.
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Hint?
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
D'oh!
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Haha, howabout…no dum shit
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 8, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
Gutsy Oral
Royals’ Tug
Lays Grout
A Rusty Log
Sugary Lot
and my favorite… Sorta Ugly
"Yeah, and I have an enchanted jock strap." -- Karl Karlson
haha Troy is Gutsy Oral and Sorta Ugly?
he’s got it rough haha
The third-base umpire ran into the outfield and retrieved the biggest chunk. "It's a f***in' potato."
by alligatorimpersonator on Mar 9, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
mvandosel?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
ha, nice
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Mar 10, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Nate McLouth
Lace on meth (there’s a “U” missing, I know)
"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."
by justincredubil02 on Mar 8, 2010 11:08 PM EST reply actions
ah, there are 2 "t"s. Good catch.
"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."
by justincredubil02 on Mar 8, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Uh-oh...bad offseason
Melky Cabrera-
Lame career by “K”
Eric Hinkse-
He? Nice risk.
William Wagner-
Raw game, “L,” nil win
Arodys Vizcaino-
O, zany via ’roids
Michael Dunn-
Die, lunch man.
Troy Glaus-
Last rug, yo.
The last two are kinda random…
I mix your Melk with my cocoa puffs, Melky Melky cocoa puffs.
ok, I gotta call bs here. You used an anagram generator, didn’t you?
"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."
by justincredubil02 on Mar 9, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
No, I just have way too much time on my hands.
...still waiting for Minaya to sign Brad Hawpe as a defensive replacement...
by VivaLosBravos on Mar 9, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
There was a weekly posting of “Anagram Rosters” at the SBNation site, One Bronco Nation Under God (Boise State Broncos), during the NCAA football season. It always had some good ones and resulted in some good banter. Maybe someone should post an “Anagram Roster” of each team as we play them during the season.
Dr. Slim Knee
I win.
I was only 12 when Kent Hrbek stole the World Series.
Milk Sender
I was only 12 when Kent Hrbek stole the World Series.
by Cooper'sTown on Mar 9, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Ok, I will make another attempt here:
Scorn jeep hip
Lucy! A beer, son! /OR/ Bacon rule? YES!
A dam rip torn /OR/ A ramrod pint
A orgy slut /OR/ Gay slur to
Can ram NBC in
A dam whet zit /OR/ Mad wheat zit
Cum alot then (WOW!)
Brace army elk
A hardy jew son
(ok, I cheated on some of these…but they are still pretty funny!)
"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."
by justincredubil02 on Mar 9, 2010 12:23 PM EST reply actions
Yep, lent red, torn
Leery tent drop
Try. Lop ten deer.
...still waiting for Minaya to sign Brad Hawpe as a defensive replacement...
by VivaLosBravos on Mar 9, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Bounce y Laser
It works because y=and, in spanish
I was only 12 when Kent Hrbek stole the World Series.
Hair twig wad man
Draw a thin wig, ma.
What rad win, magi?
...still waiting for Minaya to sign Brad Hawpe as a defensive replacement...
dude settle urself
Heyward,Hanson,and Shaffer r ready now!! Why do you think they havent signed the "right handed bat"?
by fatazfoot on Jan 7, 2009 8:59 PM EST
This is really addictive… and indulgent. Sorry.
...still waiting for Minaya to sign Brad Hawpe as a defensive replacement...
by VivaLosBravos on Mar 9, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not as quick as y'all, but:
CLUE: NOT DASHING WALL
by I Saw Buzz Beaned on Mar 9, 2010 2:37 PM EST reply actions
Or
YELL BRAN BRON (Gotta love a TC reference!)
by I Saw Buzz Beaned on Mar 9, 2010 2:44 PM EST reply actions
This one is kind of cheating:
RUBS JEFF ROUGH
by I Saw Buzz Beaned on Mar 9, 2010 2:47 PM EST reply actions
Narrate Nerds Go
Arrears Dong Net
Arrant Dong Seer
Ad Anger Snorter
Retarder Sang No
Danger Rare Snot
nice. He was somewhere on my list
...still waiting for Minaya to sign Brad Hawpe as a defensive replacement...
by VivaLosBravos on Mar 9, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know whether to..
Judge all of you for wasting so much time on this or feel depressed because I just read them all and was thoroughly entertained…both? just accept it?
Take 2 of these and quit bitching ;P
"Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? "
~sighs~ "Why?"
"Because he's a Scot!"
by !Vive la Francoeur! on Mar 9, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
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