Fantasy Baseball Team Names
by TENACIOUSDB7 on Mar 10, 2010 1:33 PM EST
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Hey Everyone,
I am trying to come up with a good team name for fantasy baseball this year. I usually seem to figure something out given news stories or other baseball drama (for instance last year I was My Cousin Yuri) but there really hasn't been a whole lot this offseason. Also, if possible I'd like to link it to my Braves since everyone I play with apparently has bad taste in teams. If anyone has any ideas please reply with them. I figured this may help fellow fantasy players pick their names as well. Thanks
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Braves pun
Heyward homage
Throwback Braves player facial hair type
There you go, I just summed up about 80% of the responses you may very well receive.
Be creative and make it your own, it’s more fun that way.
Hey now…
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Mar 10, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
i was searching the interweb and found some funny one
this was my favorite
Hall a Pena Byrnes my Pujols
Heyward,Hanson,and Shaffer r ready now!! Why do you think they havent signed the "right handed bat"?
by fatazfoot on Jan 7, 2009 8:59 PM EST
i gotta stop reading this site at work….things like this make me laugh out loud and look dumb while so…
Pujols is NOT God.... sure he'll hit .350, hit 50 bombs, and drive in a 125....but then again...so will Heyward..
by lemke2blauser2bream on Mar 11, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
I spend about as much time thinking up my name as I do drafting. Here is a list I have used in recent years. Some people may find some of these offensive
Honey Nut Ichiros
Nomar Mr Nice Guy
Rafael Palmeroids
New York Knights
Thorman’s Mormons
God Doumit!
Jeff Failcouer
Escobar’s Raft Riders
Lemmer’s Lemmings
Papelbon Apetit
Barry’s Bail Bonds
Hahahaha classic. I may use one of those. Ok with you?
i need a clever signature
by heap16 on Mar 10, 2010 3:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Honey Nut Ichiros was the name of the league i was in last year.
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
I try to stay with current happenings as well. The past two years I have been: Kerry Wood’s Hot Tub, Frenchy’s Millions, and I stole mine this year from one of our own posters, The Heymakers
I was thinking about using the Heymakers one.
My friend has Coyote Ugglas. Which I found humorous.
I don't need the Cat Lady to throw cats at me to let me know she's crazy!
by McCann and McWill on Mar 10, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
My Buddy in the same leagues is CarryonmyHeywardSon
by Bmacbandwagon on Mar 11, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
that’s a great one, might have to steal that
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Mar 11, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah still haven’t seen one to top this one.
I don't need the Cat Lady to throw cats at me to let me know she's crazy!
by McCann and McWill on Mar 11, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
What about:
-WORLD DOMINATION
-Jason_Heyward_is_God
Of course, those are my team names on mlb.com fantasy. But you could use all or no caps.
The only time the Mets win is in the offseason.
“Off Daily”
That way, if I win=cool.
If I lose, the other team says “I beat off daily!”
I still win.
-Yellow Jackets, Braves, Falcons, Hawks, and Thrashers fan!
haha
The third-base umpire ran into the outfield and retrieved the biggest chunk. "It's a f***in' potato."
by alligatorimpersonator on Mar 10, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
haha, our slow pitch softball team is named “off constantly”.
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
http://justwaterplease.com/
and we’re terrible, so a lot of people beat off constantly.
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
http://justwaterplease.com/
My fantasy basketball team (which is horrible, btw) is called Dunder Mifflin.
"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."
by justincredubil02 on Mar 10, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Did you know that Mifflin killed himself? Learned the other night. Awesome show.
The only time the Mets win is in the offseason.
Yeah. I was more saddened to heard that Ed Truck’s capa was detated.
"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."
by justincredubil02 on Mar 10, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
love your profile pic
One of my favorite shows.
"If I have asthma, they won't let me scuba. And if I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?? What am I working toward??"
Question:
I’m most likely going to do an all pitchers league with a group of friends. Any ideas on names?
"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"
ha, nice
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Mar 10, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Mueller Time (when that guy played)
wherearemyballs
My favorite (when he played here): Explosive Renteria
-Yellow Jackets, Braves, Falcons, Hawks, and Thrashers fan!
Off topic on Mueller...
…playing one of the baseball games from a few years ago (can’t remember which one) every time Mueller would come to the plate the announcers would say “this guy will never win any batting titles”, and I’m pretty sure that same year he went on to win one. Always cracked me up whenever I would play it during the offseason
"SIGN PUJOLS OR FIRE WREN" ~ Swo12bv
by Smoltz's Beard on Mar 10, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
the anagram thread inspired a recent change. I’m now named after my first round pick- Raw ‘n’ Hard, Yo.
...still waiting for Minaya to sign Brad Hawpe as a defensive replacement...
previously I was Howard a Braves doin
...still waiting for Minaya to sign Brad Hawpe as a defensive replacement...
by VivaLosBravos on Mar 11, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
Jose Canseco's Bathroom Stall
The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag full speed, feet first. I had sharp spikes on my shoes. If the baseman stood where he had no business to be and got hurt, that was his fault. -Ty Cobb
My two teams this year are called:
1. Win one for the Cox
2. Logan’s Chafer.
"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."
by justincredubil02 on Mar 11, 2010 9:24 AM EST reply actions
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