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According to DOB's twitter, they'll be hanging nets to protect cars in the Executive Parking Lot at Disney's Wide World of Sports. Why? Because the Jay Hey Kid hit a ball so hard on Tuesday that it not only broke Asst. GM Bruce Manno's sunroof, but it did severe damage to the frame itself.

This guy might be pretty good in a few years...

almost 2 years ago Heis3_tiny Scott Coleman 17 comments 0 recs  | 

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I hope the Army or Secret Service doesn’t take him from us…If he is ever used as a weapon, we are all screwed.

"Hey Fat Kid...the monster is right behind you! RUNNNN!!" -The Host

by bwellnjonesco on Feb 25, 2010 2:46 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I think i have a man crush….

-David

by dtnordgren on Feb 25, 2010 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

don't feel bad

I’ve had one ever since I saw him swing the bat for the 1st time in the AZ Fall League. It was pretty magical.

Omar Minaya is my hero!

by Scott Coleman on Feb 25, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw him last year at spring training with my father. He looked at him and goes “Who the hell is that guy, why is he twice as big as everyone.” Instant badass.

I don't need the Cat Lady to throw cats at me to let me know she's crazy!

by McCann and McWill on Feb 25, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In ST 08 I got to see an impromptu HR derby between Heyward, Freeman, Tyler Flowers and Cody Johnson. You wanna talk about magical…

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by cbwilk on Feb 25, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

first time I saw Heyward

He had a triple, an RBI, a run scored, and threw a runner out at the plate, all in the 1st inning. Honest. I had heard he was special, but that was rediculous.

by bighop on Feb 25, 2010 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

Huh?...

how do you do “severe damage” to the frame of an automobile (likely a 2000+ pound automobile) with a hit baseball? Damn that thing must have been moving fast.

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 25, 2010 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

I was wondering that too

Here are Pujols's stats: 1.000/1.000/4.000/5.000. That's right. He is batting a thousand, with a thousand OBP (naturally), and every hit has been a home run, and thus his OPS is a perfect 5.000.

by TradeAndruw on Feb 26, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Great, now there are going to be more Chuck Norris sayings but with Heyward’s name inserted…

"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 26, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

But that one is for real...

how hard do you have to hit a baseball to structurally damage a car (and considering the person’s position in the organization, even if it was a rental, it was likely a mid or high end automobile)? Something generally designed for withstanding high weight /speed imact collisions.

by Mr. Sanchez on Feb 26, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen any pictures, but I am going to just assume that the report was grossly exaggerated, and I think it is physically impossible to inflict “severe damage” to an automobile with a baseball. At most there was a dent and broken glass – especially given that the moment of impact was the ball’s slowest point in flight.

Or maybe he just mancrushed it so hard that it actually gained speed on its descent and hit the car so damn hard that it blew up GTA style.

"My team of nine guys who hit like Albert Pujols and never ever bunt just beat your team with one Shane Victorino 472 to 3."

by justincredubil02 on Feb 26, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

broke and bent

Broke the glass sunroof and bent the track the glass glides back on.

by bighop on Feb 26, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Jason Heyward is a better Chuck Norris than Chuck Norris is.
:)

"Batting second and playing shortstop-he's Cuban. Yeah, his name's Pablo...no, eh, Yunel Escobar, sorry"

by GoBravesNY on Feb 26, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

It’s starting to look like he will be our opening day right fielder.

The only time the Mets win is in the offseason.

by GouldisGold on Feb 25, 2010 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

You should all remember that Bruce Manno’s car is an M1 tank.

Here are Pujols's stats: 1.000/1.000/4.000/5.000. That's right. He is batting a thousand, with a thousand OBP (naturally), and every hit has been a home run, and thus his OPS is a perfect 5.000.

by TradeAndruw on Feb 26, 2010 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

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