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This Is Braves Country: Stories from Afar

In what I thought was one of the worst seasonal campaigns in recent Atlanta history, "This Is Braves Country" became a real life story to me just this past week as I was traveling in Istanbul, Turkey. Yes, you read it correctly. TURKEY! If John Rocker could see us now.

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-AJCbeat

Star-divide

Now if there's one thing I'm known for, its always having an adequate amount of sharpened pencils and condoms. I guess that's two things. But if there's another thing I'm known for, its not traveling anywhere without my trusty Atlanta Braves hat. Sure, its gotten to the point where its raggedy, there's a small tear in the side, and it smells atrociously, but I just feel naked without it on my head. Upon arriving in Turkey, with my hat proudly donned upon my head, I met a middle-aged man named Aynasız Musluk, who approached me because he noticed my Braves hat. In a series of poorly strung-together English sentences, he began to tell me all about his love for the Braves and how he'd grown up watching them on TBS. He kept saying "Bobby Cox" frantaically and began doing the Tomahawk Chop in the middle of the baggage claim lobby. We ended up sharing a taxi (he drove, I rode) to my hotel. The trip there was far from usual though. His car was plastered in Atlanta Braves bumper stickers, inside and out. On his dash was a Chipper Jones bobblehead. On his visor was a photo of the dog pile after winning the World Series in 1995. Few words could describe this experience. Surreal. Freaky. Erotic. It was like I was in a constant state of euphoria the entire ride. I had so many questions but he just kept rambling in Turkish and I just kept nodding my head in agreement. The trip lasted over an hour.

After I made it up to my room, I decided to go get a bite to eat before my appointment that night. When I stepped out of the hotel, who should be waiting on me? Aynasız, and another man who I quickly found out was a translator. The first question the mystery man asked me was, "Do you love Mark Wohlers?" The weird thing was it wasn't posed as a fan question. Instead, it was in that quick monotone translator voice. I laughed but then I seriously had to decide within my soul if I LOVED Mark Wohlers. It was life or death for my and Aynasız's relationship. As abruptly as it was asked, I answered, "Yeah. Don't you?"

That was the beginning of our fruitful relationship over the next half week. I found out later that his parents grew up in North Carolina where they ran a Texaco gas station and recorded most of the Braves games in the early 90s and brought them back. The only current knowledge Aynasız had of the Braves was box scores and highlights on the internet. Our most interesting conversation was about the recent Dan Uggla trade. He said his favorite player last year was Omar Infante and that he hated we traded him. "Why would you trade a Star of All?," he kept saying. I tried to explain to him we received the better end of the deal and that there is potential for us to get him back in only a few months when he becomes a free agent.

He listened so peacefully when I was talking. Its like he wasn't just waiting for his turn to talk. Its what struck me the most about Aynasız. After I had finished rambling, he ended our discussion by saying, "I respect what you are saying and I understand. But I loved Omar." Aynasız understood something we here at Talking Chop take for granted every time we post. We are all Braves fans and we all want the same thing: our team to win. We discuss and bicker and whine and support and defend and insult and yet, we don't do it with any type of respect for each other. This is a forum of news and opinion and most of the content is discussion. We are all diehard fans or we wouldn't be blogging about a sports team in the off-season. However, our fanhood blinds us to the fact that a majority of us are not experts. We have our administrators, who have some whacked out opinions sometimes, that have their respected views. I have run across several posts where someone is trashed for simply disagreeing on a hypothetical trade scenario.

Learn a lesson from Aynasız as I have and respect your fellow fans and understand that while their opinion may be different from yours, they are entitled to have it. Thomas Hobbes once said "They that approve a private opinion, call it opinion; but they that dislike it, heresy; and yet heresy signifies no more than private opinion." 

This FanPost does not express the views or opinions of Talking Chop.

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A few things

When I read this…

Now if there’s one thing I’m known for, its always having an adequate amount of sharpened pencils and condoms. I guess that’s two things

I literally facepalm’d in the middle of my living room. Good work.

Besides that, nice story and thanks for sharing. I’m a personal fan of, “Opinions are just like assholes…everybody has one.”, but that’s just me.

"That guy mvhsbball is really an insufferable schmuck." - FuquaManuel

by Scott Coleman on Dec 20, 2010 2:01 AM EST reply actions  

Everybody has one

And yours is much less pleasant for anyone else to hear as it is for you to spout off!

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.

by biggentleben on Dec 20, 2010 4:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice story. Instead of All-Stars, I vote to begin calling them Stars of All…

Your seriously using kryptonite bullets on Batman? That's Superman's weakness, but yeah, the funeral will be on Friday..

by bwellnjonesco on Dec 20, 2010 8:14 AM EST reply actions  

two things about this post struck me as funny

sharpened condoms???

I like people until I meet them.

by scorby911 on Dec 20, 2010 9:29 AM EST reply actions  

you know,

you can put you smelly Braves cap in a washing machine, that’s what I do for my caps if they sweat or dirt stains

Mathew 19:26 "With God, all things are possible"

by southman on Dec 20, 2010 11:25 AM EST reply actions  

sweet

I wore my Braves hat in China and ran into a couple of Braves fans. Most of them weren’t locals, though. Neat experience.

by Andy Braves Fan on Dec 20, 2010 1:42 PM EST reply actions  

I wish I had a taxi like that

I love the last paragraph. Strong words of advice for those of Talking Chop. I can’t stand seeing disrespectful crap like what’s on here sometimes.

by unionuniv on Dec 20, 2010 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

Love the story.

It is very similar to one that tell that happened a few years back. In 2006 I was in a pub in western Ireland one of two commercial buildings in this tiny town(the other was the post office/grocery store/bait shop) and the owner a typical Irish guy about 30 notices my Chipper Jones jersey. Apparently he had been a pretty promising middle weight boxer a few years back and had trained in AT, where he fell in love with quesadillas and the Braves. He served awesome quesadillas, and had a signed Brian Jordan(his favorite player) jersey above the pool table. You never know where you might find Braves fans.

http://tarpslides-r-us.blogspot.com/

by MWhitexx on Dec 20, 2010 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome story

I live in the US, but hailed from Taiwan. Always love hearing about international Braves fans.

By the way, is there any way to justify Dayton Moore's move to sign two former Braves outfielders? I won't name names but you would know already who they are....

Klaw (1:02 PM): The Francoeur thing was the funniest thing to happen all offseason

by hawves on Dec 20, 2010 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

From California, love the Braves cause of TBS. lol

by Albert K on Dec 20, 2010 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

He loved Omar??

As a fellow fan I can’t believe this!!! He should love Heyward! We all have to love HEYWARD!!!!

/sarcasm

by WeStillHaveBobby on Dec 21, 2010 10:11 AM EST reply actions  

Great story. Thanks so much for sharing it.

The South shall rise again! And it will have a tender, flaky crust!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 21, 2010 12:20 PM EST reply actions  

I propose an idea. From this point on, anytime someone is douching it up or being a jerk in any shape form or fashion, lets just all tell them to “Be more Musluk.”

by thenightstallion on Dec 21, 2010 1:11 PM EST reply actions  

With all those stickers and photos, did he still have his picture of Atatürk in his cab?

"My God! Good news fans, the Braves are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other."

by bravos1984 on Dec 21, 2010 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

Back in the 1990s I worked in an American office for a European company. We had a good number of employees from the UK and France in our local office and I remember that quite a few of the French guys and one of the UK guys told me that baseball was their favorite sport. I remember them saying that they knew nothing about it before moving to the USA but they had become very fond of it after living here. I remember one French guy getting transferred back to France and before he left he told me that he would miss Braves baseball more than anything else in America. I know that after he moved he would use the internet to try to keep up with the Braves.

by Zontar on Dec 22, 2010 9:50 AM EST reply actions  

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