OK, I'm sure they protect the ol' noggin a little better, but could you imagine someone like Chipper ever donning one of these? Or worse yet, a smaller guy like Kris Medlen?  Yikes.

Sorry, but David Wright, you remind me of this guy:

So, to eek a few extra words in here to meet the minimum, I'll suggest that dignity should be taken into consideration when designing baseball equipment, because this is pretty damn silly.