Inspired by the rhyme fanpost, I decided to start one about sitcoms starring current or former Braves. For example:
Mike Hampton stars in Hampton's Inn. Hotel owner Mike Hampton finds wacky new ways to injure himself each week in this slapstick comedy. With special guest stars, J.D. Drew, Nick Esasky, Bruce Sutter, and Jody Davis. Ozzie Virgil plays the wacky neighbor.
Bobby Cox stars in a Curb Your Enthusiasm style show called Bobby Cox Gets Thrown Out of Life. On Showtime.