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Lame Attempt at Humor: A correlation between the Braves and ABC's TGIF sitcoms

I'm bored at work, and when all other channels of self-entertainment runs dry, I tend to seek out the activities that I think will help consume my time efficiently, at the same time making me appear busy to those who walk by my little box and have to engage in the nosy glance at what I'm doing.  So that means, writing.

I am in my late twenties, so most of this is going to be somewhat nostalgic for anyone who is similar, or older than I am.  But in this day and age, who's to say that not everyone is going to be able to relate to the nerdy-savant-ism that I express from time to time.

Some of you might disagree with my analogies, and that's fine.  Feel free to discuss - this IS something meant to be light-hearted and something to help us take our minds off of negative garbage, and to stop slamming the Braves, and more importantly, one another.

In 1988, the ABC network had Friday night programming, geared to aim towards families.  By 1989, it was anointed as "TGIF - Thank Goodness It's Funny"  I had a conversation with a friend of mine about how awesome 80-90s sitcoms were, and how they are non-existent today, and then it went towards TGIF, and being me, I somehow managed to segue the Braves, and which TGIF show they were, into this conversation.  I am extending this conversation, to you guys.

Full House is... Doyle Alexander

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Despite how successful Full House was at really putting TGIF on the map, with their vaunted 8:00PM EST lead-off time slot, the show was such a hit, that they couldn't remain on Fridays.  Eventually, Full House was traded away to a different time slot, where the show flourished for six more seasons on various other time slots, mostly Tuesday or Thursday nights, where they could really capitalize on families being grounded at home, instead of the competitive Friday nights.  But the departure of Full House would eventually lead to the rise of one of the key components of the successful run of TGIF...

Star-divide

Family Matters is... Greg Maddux

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Despite the fact that Family Matters was airing right after Full House, it wasn't until after Full House left, and in 1991, Family Matters was given the all-important 8:00PM EST lead-off time slot.  And for six years, Family Matters successfully led off TGIF with wholesome, loveable comedy, and in a suitable ironic twist, the craze known as Urkel-mania, with his brainy, nerdy appeal, much like the real Greg Maddux, endeared to fans all around the country.  Eventually, even Family Matters grew too big for TGIF, and had to move on, where it turned in one more fine season of wholesome family programming before retiring.

 

Step by Step is... Tom Glavine

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Never quite as popular as Family Matters, Step by Step never once got the opportunity to be THE #1 program in the rotation, but let's face it - without Step by Step, the block would never have been as big as it grew without it.  To some degree, it filled the void left by Full House, by having a normal suburban home strewn upside down, by the zany but wholesome lovable antics of two single parents marrying and smashing two extended families together into one cohesive unit.  The show was underrated as a whole, and was evidenced by how often it was bumped around in its impressive seven-year tenure on TGIF.  But it went to show its versatility, as it was primarly an 8:30PM EST show, but had stints at the 9:00PM slot, and even once, a less-desirable 9:30PM slot.  But it got the credit it deserved in the end, when, along with Family Matters, grew too big for TGIF, and had to be moved off to greener pastures.

 

Boy Meets World is... John Smoltz

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The last one to the party, but much like the real John Smoltz, he was the last one to really go.  Despite coming to fruition in the 1993-1994 season, Boy Meets World still rang off a similar seven seasons much like the two superstars above it did, and much like the real Smoltz, even had a stint where the show was clearly "injured," in 1997, and had to go to the back end of the rotation and close out TGIF at the 9:30PM EST time slot.  But it came back, and with Family Matters and Step By Step gone, Boy Meets World anchored down the 8:30PM time slot all the way until the very end of TGIF (not including the second-attempt at it in the early 2002-era)

 

Clearly, despite their sporadic timelines, TGIF's biggest success were between 1993 and 1996, much like the Atlanta Braves.  It should be of no surprise that all three shows, Family Matters, Step by Step, and Boy Meets World were all airing in that time period.  But do you want further proof?

 

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper is... Steve Avery

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Mr. Cooper was literally only around between the 1993-1996 seasons, as mentioned above.  And as great as the Big Three most certainly were, the contributions of Mr. Cooper should not go unnoticed, in the 4th starter role.

I don't have the Nielsen ratings to back me up, but given the corresponding information I just shared with you, I'd be willing to bet that TGIF won the equivalent of a World Series in the world of television sitcoms in 1995, but with great admirable ratings and numbers also between 1993 and 1996, with streaky success without the victories in all the other years.

 

Enjoy your weeks everyone.  Feel free to discuss, but let's keep the vulgarities and personal attacks down just a smidge.

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this isnt necessarily related… but how come anything by Tyler Perry is so horrible and yet two shows that are relatively similar (Cooper and Family Matters) are soo successful and awesome. I know I am saying they are similar because they involve a minority cast… but the point I making is that not the reason Tyler Perry’s crap is…. well crap. Sorry, this bothers me and needed to vent…

I have a couple of things that really anger me and I will continue the trend of connecting the Braves with TGIF

How come Boy Meets World isnt on TV anymore… not even reruns…nothing… ABC cant show it on any of its subsidiaries… The correlation is of course the Braves not resigning Smoltz…

However… Im not that upset about not resigning SMoltz… but I think both have some stuff they still bring to the table… namely an established fan base, and the ability to blow an audience away (SMoltz with his splitter and BMW with Sean’s ability to nail every serious moment in the show)

Heyward,Hanson,and Shaffer r ready now!! Why do you think they havent signed the "right handed bat"?

by fatazfoot on Jan 7, 2009 8:59 PM EST

by Swo12bv on Jun 22, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know I am saying they are similar because they involve a minority cast… but the point I making is that not the reason Tyler Perry’s crap is…. well crap. Sorry, this bothers me and needed to vent…

Im gonna try that again… I failed miserably at the english language (but Ive only been speaking it for like 22 years so)

They are only similar in that they use a minority cast… and I feel the need to show that the reason I dislike the Tyler Perry crap is so bad isnt because Im racist or something. THe reason I dont like it is because it sucks…

Sorry, this is soemhting that bothers me (the fact that TBS shows only Tyler Perry crap from 2 hours on Wednesday night) and I wanted to share (this is why the internet is good and bad… I can share my angst)

Heyward,Hanson,and Shaffer r ready now!! Why do you think they havent signed the "right handed bat"?

by fatazfoot on Jan 7, 2009 8:59 PM EST

by Swo12bv on Jun 22, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tyler Perry...

Yeah, I don’t understand why all his stuff is garbage. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed during a single one of his shows. I just see what’s so good or funny about this shows that he keeps getting to create more.

by dunnytwogloves on Jun 23, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a "rags-to-riches" success story...

Just ask the “community.”

Remember, kids...don't ever let facts get in the way of your argument.

by MichaelProcton on Jun 23, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or his movies

I think he is playing the “card” a little bit too much – jolly fat black guy – and it is ruining his stuff.

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on Jun 23, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright, but what about my favorite TGIF who, Dinosaurs? Who dat?

"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Jun 22, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pete Smith. And that’s being generous.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 22, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats ridiculous….Dinosaurs was awesome as well

I would say somewhere between Walt Weiss and Ron Gant

Heyward,Hanson,and Shaffer r ready now!! Why do you think they havent signed the "right handed bat"?

by fatazfoot on Jan 7, 2009 8:59 PM EST

by Swo12bv on Jun 22, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked Dinosaurs too

Okay then, maybe Dinosaurs is Charlie Leibrandt instead. A very short Braves lifespan, and 2/3 adequate seasons ain’t so bad.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 22, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever. It was on 4 years. Dinosaurs is Fred McGriff, cause TGIF couldn’t get over the top without it. They brought the power, the dino-power!

"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Jun 22, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha. It only had two seasons actually a part of TGIF. With a gap in between it, no less. And TGIF didn’t really explode until Dinosaurs was booted off the lineup. I liked the show too, but facts are facts.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 22, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know way too much about TGIF…

How about Alejandro Pena? Didn’t he come in at the trade deadline and kick some ass? Twice?

"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Jun 23, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to say Pete Smith was actually Perfect Strangers. Hung around for a while, and did its job and entertained and metaphorically ate innings, but the success didn’t really start booming until after they left.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 22, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So...

does that make Mark Wohlers 20/20?

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."

by Bravely going forward on Jun 22, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nothing outside of TGIF.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 22, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i mean…20/20 was kind of the closer for TGIF…just kidding, lol

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."

by Bravely going forward on Jun 22, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the 2009 Atlanta Braves:

Chipper and McCann plus 7 other guys who cant hit for shit.

Sound good?

AB: Jeff Francoeur
Pitching: Any pitcher in MLB
Runners: Escobar at 3rd, Chipper at 2nd, McCann at 1st.

Pitch 1: In play, out(s)

by mvhsbball on Jun 22, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brilliant!

How do you come up with this stuff?
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Andruw was like Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

by Bmacbandwagon on Jun 22, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not bad

Hot when she was younger, but when she was supposed to reach her peak, just kind of disappeared

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 23, 2009 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And got a little tubby.

by soup du jour on Jun 23, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is she pregnant there? If not, that's pretty sad.

Remember, kids...don't ever let facts get in the way of your argument.

by MichaelProcton on Jun 23, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy fuck…is that real?

by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 23, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we go ahead and say John Rocker was Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place?

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."

by Bravely going forward on Jun 22, 2009 6:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs


Has anyone seen Jodie Sweetin lately?!?!

by BravesFan on Jun 22, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

She's no Topanga.

Oh Topanga, where have you gone?

Another TGIF thought: Did anyone else notice that the nerdy, allerginic kid on Step by Step disappeared about halfway through the show without a word? I’m sure there’s a Brave related reference here. Strength and Conditioning coach Frank Fultz maybe?

"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09

by 10-4 on Jun 22, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she was hott when I was 12 and she is still hot today…good lord, she is fine!

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on Jun 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Middle child syndrome

The middle kid from Family Matters disappeared too.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 23, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was on meth for a while, and may or may not have starred in a porno to support her habit.

"Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win!"

by jug on Jun 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stephanie Tanner and Topanga both fail compared to Al from Step By Step.

If you disagree with me, much like Smoltz’s Beard, you are wrong.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 23, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Step by step had a few hotties on it

The New Punchout for Nintendo Wii......get it

by bravesguy311 on Jun 23, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If lovin Topanga is wrong, i don’t wanna be right. But yes,i do remember when Al started off as a tomboy, and then all of a sudden she was smoking, way better than Dana and the brown haired airhead.

"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09

by 10-4 on Jun 23, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can’t disagree with that. Wow.

by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 23, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Although if Full House gave way to Family Matters, then should FM be john Smoltz?

by Yakker on Jun 22, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

But simply the fact that Family Matters anchored down and held steady TGIF for all those years much like Maddux, I had to give it that nod. Compared to Maddux and Glavine, Smoltz was the Boy Meets World of the trio, IMO.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 23, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You would never find nonsense like this on BravesHeart. For shame, Mr Hobbs

by bigjoe on Jun 22, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't play by the rules of others

I’d rather not make money and be capable of writing this kind of drivel, than make money and be prohibited.

Then again, making money to write this kind of drivel would be Dusty Rhodes.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 23, 2009 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Technically, I’m not prohibited. I just like to be informative more than funny dude.

Case in point: my apt analogy of Andy Pettite in my Yankees preview yesterday.

by bigjoe on Jun 23, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the honeymoon is over

by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 23, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought TGIF meant

Thank God it’s Friday?

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on Jun 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

You try and pass off the G-word to a corporate conglomerate like the ABC-GO-DISNEY networks.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 23, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah yes…the taboo “G-word”…lol

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on Jun 23, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when Eric Matthews was dating Sarah Reeves?

And then they had that Halloween episode with Jennifer Love Fefferman and They Killed Kenny? Gold.

by jc25 on Jun 23, 2009 9:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Also, rec’d for nostalgic awesomeness.

by jc25 on Jun 23, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was Thank Goodness it's Friday...

A man walks into a meat shoppe and goes to the counter. The cashier asks, "Thinking about buying some meat?". The man replied, "No, I'm going to buy meat, I was thinking about punanny."

by bwellnjonesco on Jun 23, 2009 11:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Balky Bartakomous
On Friday October 13, 1989, definitive changes occurred when the Perfect Strangers stars began using the TGIF name on-screen, which they explained meant “Thank Goodness It’s Funny”

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 23, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool, I never knew that.

A man walks into a meat shoppe and goes to the counter. The cashier asks, "Thinking about buying some meat?". The man replied, "No, I'm going to buy meat, I was thinking about punanny."

by bwellnjonesco on Jun 23, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope your company keeps tabs of your search histories for pictures.

“Other guys: lolcats, porn, etc.”

“RoyHobbs: TGIF.”

by soup du jour on Jun 23, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The AF can't touch me!

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A man walks into a meat shoppe and goes to the counter. The cashier asks, "Thinking about buying some meat?". The man replied, "No, I'm going to buy meat, I was thinking about punanny."

by bwellnjonesco on Jun 23, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of AF

do you know any good unblocked flashgame sites?

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on Jun 23, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, however, I can email you an excel spreadsheet that has:

Tetris, MiniGolf, Sonic, and PacMan…These look and play just like the real games, I don’t know how they were embedded in a spreadsheet but they work.
I

A man walks into a meat shoppe and goes to the counter. The cashier asks, "Thinking about buying some meat?". The man replied, "No, I'm going to buy meat, I was thinking about punanny."

by bwellnjonesco on Jun 23, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I already have that…and then some. lol

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on Jun 23, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, at least they’ll know I’m family-friendly.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 23, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hobbs, is that you?

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on Jun 23, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Run away!

Search log: “Creepy, dude, lick, lips.”

by soup du jour on Jun 23, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

close

Search log: Molestache

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on Jun 23, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh, Roy got a haircut

by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 23, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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