The Braves Homestand of DEATH and FEAR
by gondeee on Jun 22, 2009 12:42 PM EDT
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The 10-game homestand that starts tonight will feature the Braves facing 4 really good clubs, who should all beat us handily. The Cubs come in for a makeup game tonight, then the Yankees for 3, the Red Sox for 3, and the Phillies for 3. It's probably too early to talk about this stretch being make or break, but we might be at that point. This homestand will at least be one to remember, good or bad.
I have nicknamed it "The Homestand of Death and Fear," but we can come up with some other names too. "DEATH" stands for Diaz Erased Above The Head, for all the times that Matt Diaz swings at strike three at or above his eyeballs. And "FEAR" stands for Francoeur Evades Another RBI, for all the times that Jeff Francoeur fails with runners on base.
Your challenge today is to come up with some other good acronym-words for the ways the Braves suck.
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Don’t Even Attempt To Hide…Flyball Entering Anderson’s Range…
by Andy Braves Fan on Jun 22, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm about to go to lunch
So I’m just going to go out on a limb, and pre-post this in expectations of what’s going to be trickling in response to this challenge:
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Jun 22, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A PENIS - Awesome Pitching, Except Nobody Intentionally Scores
Oh, Bobby.
by sdp on Jun 22, 2009 1:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FACEPALM
Frenchy, Anderson Cannot Even Play Another Lame Minute
by Andy Braves Fan on Jun 22, 2009 1:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
farts
francoeur, anderson rip trouser shorts.
by ryan c on Jun 22, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Vrenchy
Arenchy
Grenchy
Irenchy
Nrenchy
Arenchy
A man walks into a meat shoppe and goes to the counter. The cashier asks, "Thinking about buying some meat?". The man replied, "No, I'm going to buy meat, I was thinking about punanny."
by bwellnjonesco on Jun 22, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
game PPD??
i just saw that the cubs/braves game today was PPD? Is this accurate? Seems a bit early to call the game
by traphicg on Jun 22, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
according to google sports
since when did Google have sports?
by traphicg on Jun 22, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Braves
inEpt
Execution
Requires
My
inEbriation
Also works with the German spelling: BIER ME
"Here comes Bream! Here's the throw to the plate! He is...safe! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!...Braves win!"
by jug on Jun 22, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WAR PIGS
Wishing Andruw’s Return….proves internal grief started (or proves i gave up season)
by traphicg on Jun 22, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NEW R-OF
Never
Expect
Wins
Relying
On
Francoeur
"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 22, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRAVES FAILURE
Braves
Rarely
Are
Victorious
Each
Series
Features
Aggravation
Ineptitude
Let
Us
Reduce
Expectations
by CabreraluvsBelinda on Jun 22, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GLAVINE
Got
Losses?
Another
Victory
Is
Not
Expected
by CabreraluvsBelinda on Jun 22, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Francoeur
Rarely
Assists,
Nay,
Craps
On,
Every
Unfolding
Rally
"...Braves tie! ...Braves tie! ...Braves tie!"
by The Keith Lockhart Era on Jun 22, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For him...
Pitches Elude Contact, On Average
Remember, kids...don't ever let facts get in the way of your argument.
by MichaelProcton on Jun 23, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My prediction.........
We beat the Cubs.
We beat the Yankees 2/3
Red Sox beat us 2/3
We beat the Thillies 2/3
~
Revenge is a dish best served HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
(self-appointed President of Yunel's Cartel~~~)
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jun 22, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Your challenge today is to come up with some other good acronym-words for the ways the Braves suck."
Good to know this is a positive site. We’re turning into a bunch of Mets fans.
AB: Jeff Francoeur
Pitching: Any pitcher in MLB
Runners: Escobar at 3rd, Chipper at 2nd, McCann at 1st.
Pitch 1: In play, out(s)
by mvhsbball on Jun 22, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
Speak for yourselves……I’m always optimistic, except after a Loss like last night. Just needed to sleep that one off.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
(self-appointed President of Yunel's Cartel~~~)
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Jun 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am too
im real pissed for about an hour after a real hard loss. after yesterday, any conversation i had led to me yelling about Nick Green and his stupid 290ft GW homer. After an hour or so, im good.
Obviously you guys dont think the Braves truly suck, or you wouldnt bother watching the games, checking websites and posting on TC.
AB: Jeff Francoeur
Pitching: Any pitcher in MLB
Runners: Escobar at 3rd, Chipper at 2nd, McCann at 1st.
Pitch 1: In play, out(s)
by mvhsbball on Jun 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tell that to the Prince.
"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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