BALTIMORE, Md – Anonymous Talking Choppers express their disdain for the Atlanta Braves, after suffering through a 7th inning bullpen implosion, which led to the Braves losing to the Orioles, 8-4.
Further sordid stories and/or pictures to appear in coming days when the nagging concept of life calms down a little bit.
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royhobbs
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Cool pic
Which loser Talking Chopper is which? I was led to believe that hobbs was upwards of 800 lbs—wait…is that an anklet? Nevermind.
"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09
by buzzdeadwax on Jun 15, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I couldn’t even facepalm on Sunday. I just stopped watching the game and took pictures.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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by cbwilk on Jun 15, 2009 3:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nobody’s gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ’Nam, btw.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on Jun 15, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The quote “Take off that vest, you look like Aladin” was definitely used that night.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
by cbwilk on Jun 15, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I respectfully disagree.
Remember, kids...don't ever let facts get in the way of your argument.
by MichaelProcton on Jun 15, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."
by Bravely going forward on Jun 16, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why cover the face?.
They can’t be that bad……lol
It’s very unlikely we would ever run into each other and if we did who cares?
I can’t wait to hear all the stories…..I’m sure I’ll be LMAO…!
by HEYJUDE on Jun 15, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They are amazingly good looking…showing their faces would attract an inordinate amount of traffic and crash the site. It’s a shame that they’re all too old for me.
(psst…“express their disdain” = facepalm; they’re all facepalming)
;)
by Lizziebeth on Jun 15, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I told him to post my face. I’m a gorgeous man and everyone needs to know it.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
by cbwilk on Jun 15, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no failcouer shirts?
Was at the game on Friday and officially became known as “Failcoeur guy” as O’s fans asked to take pics of my shirt…
by Doghnut on Jun 15, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The loser in the Myrtle Beach Pelicans hat is wearing the Failcoeur shirt, if you can make out the emblem on the front, barely. He claims that several people inquired about it while drinking at Pickles Pub before the game, and that three more were sold from word-of-mouth alone.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Jun 15, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh youre right
didnt look close enough…
by Doghnut on Jun 15, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
While this is funny, i am crying a little bit on the inside cause my Braves just can’t get it together.
by Sparhawk on Jun 15, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So much to love.
I just realized that royhobbs’s one friend looks exactly like JJ
by bigjoe on Jun 15, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol, kind of. I would say JJ is kind of slightly blacker than he was, though.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Jun 15, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whos who?
AB: Jeff Francoeur
Pitching: Any pitcher in MLB
Runners: Escobar at 3rd, Chipper at 2nd, McCann at 1st.
Pitch 1: In play, out(s)
by mvhsbball on Jun 15, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cbwilk, royhobbs, bigjoe, mvandonsel, Smoltz’sBeard
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
by cbwilk on Jun 15, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I nailed it
I picked CB, Hobbs and BJ right away but was having trouble figuring out which one was Beard/MV until I noticed “the collar”. Living in mom’s basement + PCD must equal BEARD. LOL!
You aren’t the czar of typographic emphasis
by scstrato on Jun 15, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
It was the collar with the Braves shirt that gave Beard away for me too, nevermind that I met him last year.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Jun 16, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a great photo! I think I'm in LOVE!!
Just like the photo, I’ll leave you all guessing with whom. LOL
"Well behaved women rarely make history" ~ Laurel Ulrich
by NCChopper on Jun 15, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But, in the post just above yours, I took out the mystery.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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by cbwilk on Jun 15, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As far as I know, only 2 of us actually were drunk. I only remember seeing me & Beard drinking at all. CB made us look like a dick at the bar by getting a shot poured for himself and giving it to Beard
by bigjoe on Jun 15, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys got me good with the “Are you talking about Twilight” crack though.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
by cbwilk on Jun 16, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those shots caught up with my by the end of the night…
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 16, 2009 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was on my 7th beer and a tad tipsy when the game started. But since I had to drive later on in the evening back to Virginia, I had to cut myself off and start drinking water
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Jun 16, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All of you boys are so handsome =]
AB: Jeff Francoeur
Pitching: Any pitcher in MLB
Runners: Escobar at 3rd, Chipper at 2nd, McCann at 1st.
Pitch 1: In play, out(s)
by mvhsbball on Jun 15, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA…We are famous!!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on Jun 15, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m a little bit disappointed that we didn’t get a picture with that random O’s fan who wouldn’t stop yelling
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 16, 2009 9:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sgt. Leopard AKA Lt. Dan AKA Shipwreck? We got a few.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
by cbwilk on Jun 16, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m looking at a picture, and out of all the ridiculous things he’s wearing, I can’t get over the fact that he’s also wearing Crocs.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Jun 16, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t even see those. Wow. The habitual use of “cocksucker” was enough for me.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
by cbwilk on Jun 16, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL…he was a class act now that you mention it
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 16, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wondering....
…were you guys harassing FYF during the game? I ask because I swear, when he hit that double and was standing on second, he turned around a stared toward right field.
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
by sddbaker on Jun 16, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You really don’t know the proper way to intonate “Fuck You Francoeur” until you’ve heard the Beard yell it over the RF wall at him.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
by cbwilk on Jun 16, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure I apologized to him after he hit the double…make not though…
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 16, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was yelling things that only local Braves fans or those who really followed his career would know, like “Parkview sucks” and “Ever since you married Catie, your career has gone downhill.” The RF wall is kind of high, so I don’t imagine he really saw us, but I made sure to wave my Myrtle Beach hat over the wall at him, and yell “THIS is where you belong” a few times.
But after I realized that he was 3/4 at night’s end, I was yelling apologies and saying that I take back all the bad things I said earlier.
Man, if heckling him is what gets him going, I need to change my season tickets to RF at home.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Jun 16, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, ya’ll are rough! Those are all pretty good though. I’m sure by nights end FYF was singing “too late to apologize, too laaaaaaate”.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on Jun 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And people were thinking to themselves...
“Geez, what terrible taste he has in music.”
Remember, kids...don't ever let facts get in the way of your argument.
by MichaelProcton on Jun 16, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if anything pissed him off it was probably the catie stuff. i’m sure he hears the rest a lot.
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."
by Bravely going forward on Jun 16, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CBWILK
dude, how freakin huge are you? You look like you are about 7’ tall!!!
"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 16, 2009 10:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha. Man, that’s the story of my summer, realizing that I’m a freaking giant. I have a friend who’s 6’6" and I love hanging out with him cause I actually have to look up to talk to him.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
by cbwilk on Jun 16, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha…I am the exact opposite of that. I like hanging around my short friends, that way I don’t feel out of place. I am only 5’7"
"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 16, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he really that tall?
Or is everybody else 5’2"?
Official MCM Hater!
by gramsey712 on Jun 16, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m tall, but they’re all kind of short.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
by cbwilk on Jun 16, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hotness!
If you guys ever want to come to NC when Gwinnett is in town, let me kn….nevermind, I just realized how ridiculous that sounds.
by coldriver10 on Jun 16, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
July 7-8, vs. Durham, either one or both games, I’ll be there. Most likely the 8th, all you’d have to do is look for the Pelicans hat and/or Failcoeur.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Jun 16, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome
I’ll try to come out for one of those. I live in the Dirty D.
by coldriver10 on Jun 16, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Barring any freelance projects anchoring me in Atlanta, I will be at the Bulls/gBraves game on the 8th. I’d like to do the 7th as well, but I have a feeling that my Raleigh friends will want me to be a part of their Tuesday night trivia to be the ringer for the sports questions.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on Jun 17, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if anybody wants to catch a Rome-GSO or MB-W-S game, I'm right in the neighborhood.
Remember, kids...don't ever let facts get in the way of your argument.
by MichaelProcton on Jun 16, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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