BALTIMORE, Md – Anonymous Talking Choppers express their disdain for the Atlanta Braves, after suffering through a 7th inning bullpen implosion, which led to the Braves losing to the Orioles, 8-4.
Further sordid stories and/or pictures to appear in coming days when the nagging concept of life calms down a little bit.
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Cool pic
Which loser Talking Chopper is which? I was led to believe that hobbs was upwards of 800 lbs—wait…is that an anklet? Nevermind.
"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09
I respectfully disagree.
Remember, kids...don't ever let facts get in the way of your argument.
by MichaelProcton on Jun 15, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."
by Bravely going forward on Jun 16, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Why cover the face?.
They can’t be that bad……lol
It’s very unlikely we would ever run into each other and if we did who cares?
I can’t wait to hear all the stories…..I’m sure I’ll be LMAO…!
no failcouer shirts?
Was at the game on Friday and officially became known as “Failcoeur guy” as O’s fans asked to take pics of my shirt…
The loser in the Myrtle Beach Pelicans hat is wearing the Failcoeur shirt, if you can make out the emblem on the front, barely. He claims that several people inquired about it while drinking at Pickles Pub before the game, and that three more were sold from word-of-mouth alone.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Whos who?
AB: Jeff Francoeur
Pitching: Any pitcher in MLB
Runners: Escobar at 3rd, Chipper at 2nd, McCann at 1st.
Pitch 1: In play, out(s)
cbwilk, royhobbs, bigjoe, mvandonsel, Smoltz’sBeard
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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I nailed it
I picked CB, Hobbs and BJ right away but was having trouble figuring out which one was Beard/MV until I noticed “the collar”. Living in mom’s basement + PCD must equal BEARD. LOL!
You aren’t the czar of typographic emphasis
What a great photo! I think I'm in LOVE!!
Just like the photo, I’ll leave you all guessing with whom. LOL
"Well behaved women rarely make history" ~ Laurel Ulrich
As far as I know, only 2 of us actually were drunk. I only remember seeing me & Beard drinking at all. CB made us look like a dick at the bar by getting a shot poured for himself and giving it to Beard
Those shots caught up with my by the end of the night…
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 16, 2009 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
All of you boys are so handsome =]
AB: Jeff Francoeur
Pitching: Any pitcher in MLB
Runners: Escobar at 3rd, Chipper at 2nd, McCann at 1st.
Pitch 1: In play, out(s)
HAHAHAHA…We are famous!!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I’m a little bit disappointed that we didn’t get a picture with that random O’s fan who wouldn’t stop yelling
Sgt. Leopard AKA Lt. Dan AKA Shipwreck? We got a few.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
I’m looking at a picture, and out of all the ridiculous things he’s wearing, I can’t get over the fact that he’s also wearing Crocs.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I didn’t even see those. Wow. The habitual use of “cocksucker” was enough for me.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
LOL…he was a class act now that you mention it
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 16, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Just wondering....
…were you guys harassing FYF during the game? I ask because I swear, when he hit that double and was standing on second, he turned around a stared toward right field.
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
You really don’t know the proper way to intonate “Fuck You Francoeur” until you’ve heard the Beard yell it over the RF wall at him.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
I’m pretty sure I apologized to him after he hit the double…make not though…
by Smoltz's Beard on Jun 16, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I was yelling things that only local Braves fans or those who really followed his career would know, like “Parkview sucks” and “Ever since you married Catie, your career has gone downhill.” The RF wall is kind of high, so I don’t imagine he really saw us, but I made sure to wave my Myrtle Beach hat over the wall at him, and yell “THIS is where you belong” a few times.
But after I realized that he was 3/4 at night’s end, I was yelling apologies and saying that I take back all the bad things I said earlier.
Man, if heckling him is what gets him going, I need to change my season tickets to RF at home.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Damn, ya’ll are rough! Those are all pretty good though. I’m sure by nights end FYF was singing “too late to apologize, too laaaaaaate”.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
And people were thinking to themselves...
“Geez, what terrible taste he has in music.”
Remember, kids...don't ever let facts get in the way of your argument.
by MichaelProcton on Jun 16, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
if anything pissed him off it was probably the catie stuff. i’m sure he hears the rest a lot.
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."
by Bravely going forward on Jun 16, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
CBWILK
dude, how freakin huge are you? You look like you are about 7’ tall!!!
"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 16, 2009 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
Haha. Man, that’s the story of my summer, realizing that I’m a freaking giant. I have a friend who’s 6’6" and I love hanging out with him cause I actually have to look up to talk to him.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
haha…I am the exact opposite of that. I like hanging around my short friends, that way I don’t feel out of place. I am only 5’7"
"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT
by justincredubil02 on Jun 16, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Hotness!
If you guys ever want to come to NC when Gwinnett is in town, let me kn….nevermind, I just realized how ridiculous that sounds.
Barring any freelance projects anchoring me in Atlanta, I will be at the Bulls/gBraves game on the 8th. I’d like to do the 7th as well, but I have a feeling that my Raleigh friends will want me to be a part of their Tuesday night trivia to be the ringer for the sports questions.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
And if anybody wants to catch a Rome-GSO or MB-W-S game, I'm right in the neighborhood.
Remember, kids...don't ever let facts get in the way of your argument.
by MichaelProcton on Jun 16, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
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