Open Thread 5/7: Braves at Marlins
Atlanta Braves at Miami Marlins, May 7, 2009 12:10 PM EDT
Nothing like a nooner. Players love playing afternoon games, and fans love not being able to watch them because they're at work. I excited because maybe Bobby will be forced to play Clint Sammons again -- three weeks in the majors and he's gotten into 3 games, 5 at-bats.
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i wish i could find out just how closely the government is monitoring my computer usage.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
i just got two shipments to work on…boo!
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Time to whip out the earbuds and listen to the radio broadcast at work. Should make for a decent afternoon
by Sid Bream's Moustache on May 7, 2009 11:11 AM EDT reply actions
So yeah, finished my final this morning…going out to get the GRRRRRRRROWLER filled for some early drinking, and am gonna order some food…awesome.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
How was the diner this morning...
Sounds like you have quite the man-day lined up…
This won't increase my ability to mate!!
by Cammando2317 on May 7, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
WOWWWWWWWW
This won't increase my ability to mate!!
by Cammando2317 on May 7, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone have that link that is always showing the games? I am at work and don’t have it here. I could take the 20 seconds and do the research, but I was hoping someone has it saved in their favs and can just Ctrl+C/Ctrl+P it for me.
Penis
by justincredubil02 on May 7, 2009 11:14 AM EDT reply actions
nvm
I found it, and the site is blocked here at work…dammit.
Penis
by justincredubil02 on May 7, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Fail
by “Ctrl+P” i meant “Ctrl+V”
Penis
by justincredubil02 on May 7, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
No dice on Sammons, Gondee
1. Infante 3B
2. Escobar SS
3. Anderson LF
4. Kotchman 1B
5. Francoeur RF
6. Johnson 2B
7. Ross C
8. Schafer CF
9. Jurrjens P
Chipper getting regular day off.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
Dammit Chip just said on pregame that they’re expecting 8,000 school kids. There goes my attendance pic.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
Slightly off topic, but it doesn't deserve a full fanpost right now
Anyone have any projections on when we are going to be seeing Hanson (and Medlen at this rate)? Think we are going to wait for a serious injury?
It has got be getting goddamned hard to keep him down there. Seriously nothing left to prove outside of the bigs.
by Sid Bream's Moustache on May 7, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
Hanson – Depending on how Kawakami and Reyes progress from here, but I’d say no ealier than June
Medlen – Next season, or when the rosters expand.
Penis
by justincredubil02 on May 7, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
People hate the arbitration clock argument, so I’ll try another one: what are we going to do with Parr / Morton / Jo-Jo? Ideal long term solution is to trade Jo-Jo and other passable starters for better bats, but you don’t increase their trade value by sending them up and down all the time. You have to hope that they put together a few good starts, then sell high while you can. After you’ve made the space, then Jesus and Medlen get their shot to come up.
Also, I don’t think the Braves are ready to pull the plug on their 23M man from Japan to make room for Medlen / Hanson. So at best, we’ll see one of them.
Finally, while they both have been great in April, I say there’s nothing wrong with getting more experience under the belt. Pitching every 5th day for a month vs. a whole season is two different things. Lets not declare them our #1 and #2 starters just yet.
Several factors
1. How is Hanson actually doing in AAA? Right now, he’s doing well enough for me to think that he’ll get his definite call up later this year, no sooner than June 1, but has shown a few innings where if he’s not striking out the world, could prove vulnerable.
2. How Jo-Jo Reyes holds up. If Jo-Jo is pitching well, and throwing strikes, there’s no reason to demote him in favor of Hanson. Lowe, Vazquez, Jurrjens, and even Kawakami are likely going to be staying, barring any injuries or freak lapses in pitching capability.
3. The logjam. Tom Glavine is slowly on his way to coming back. Bobby Cox was quoted “he was lights out” (he uses that line to describe ALL his pitchers, regardless of true or not). Whether he deserves it or not, he’s going to take that 5th spot, not only pushing back the more qualified Jo-Jo, but also Hanson.
At this point, trades could occur, but again, barring injuries, it’s not likely we’ll see Hanson until September, or someone gets hurt or becomes ineffective.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I agree with the above posts
But I think I was subconciously fishing for someone to say “My buddy in the GM office heard that a Mid May callup was a done deal”. Though realistically I know it isn’t happening.
by Sid Bream's Moustache on May 7, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
At least fantasize for June 1. Even in fantasy world, the Braves wouldn’t dare call up early and turn on that Arb clock.
If you haven’t noticed the Braves are a little too systematically efficient, even at the cost of the regular squad’s record at times.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Manny suspended 50 games
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-manny-ramirez8-2009may08,0,6324894.story
Sweet!
If Dunn walks 30 fewer times, he'll drive in 15 more runs. This is thanks to the scientifically proven formula: RBI = (this is nonsense) (I made it all up).
Here's a stat: Wins as manager: Dusty Baker, 1,162; Bill James, 0.
I am surprised that you guys are surprised
Why would you think that Manny was a legit player?
Penis
by justincredubil02 on May 7, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHHA
I love it.
Manny is a talent, no doubt about that, but I just hate everything he represents in the game – the attitude, the laziness, the sense of entitlement…this dude got what he deserves!
Penis
by justincredubil02 on May 7, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
My fantasy team is being flushed away
Not only do I have Manny, I also have Andre Ethier, who benefits from batting behind him.
I have Matt Kemp on pretty much all my teams, and Manny on one (and he’s gonna be replaced there by Lind, so yeah)…so I’m feeling it a little too
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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Ethier is still really solid, but it might not be a bad idea to sell high on him
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Romero claiming that he never used them?
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s suing the company that is selling the shit at GNC for not listing the banned substance in their ingredients
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I think it's kind of knee-jerk
Because he’s suing EVERYONE. GNC, vitamin shoppe, the makers and all distributors. I think he’s just trying to re-coup the money he’s not making while being suspended.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I'm pretty sympathetic to someone like Romero
It’s fine if he gets suspended for breaking the rules (ignorance isn’t an excuse after all), but for what he was guilty of, I don’t think he should be put in the same category as someone who was straight up taking anabolic steroids.
Scott Boras, Ramirez’s agent, told ESPN’s Peter Gammons that his client did not test positive for steroids, but for a drug that was prescribed by a doctor for a medical condition.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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He’s taking a PED for a medical condition? Really?
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the audio feed on my ipod touch’s MLB app has an error!! I can’t listen to the game at work then, gotta find a radio or something
by McGriff the Crime Dog on May 7, 2009 12:07 PM EDT reply actions
While we're waiting...
Andruw Jones for the Rangers:
44 ab’s, .341/.491/.682, 12 BB’s and 10 K’s
Thoughts?
I’m happy for him, but still too few PAs to really buy into it. For the price though, we probably should have given him a shot…I’ll admit that.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know. Rudy has the magic touch. I think he can do with Andruw what TP cannot.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
Possibly.
Btw…am I the only one who never heard about Rudy until this past year?
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
didnt we offer him pretty much what Texas did?
Penis
by justincredubil02 on May 7, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
But when you look at it, they had more of logjam in the outfield than we did.
Hamilton, Byrd, Murphy, Cruz were all guaranteed to get playing time. We actually weren’t sure who the centerfielder was going to be coming into camp.
Hmm…I thought we didn’t even extend an offer, but now that I think about it you’re right.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
Just looking at his numbers. Small sample size, etc. but that 1.173 OPS is just a little sick.
Rudy might be a wizard, but it doesn’t explain the fact that Andruw is leading that team in both OBP AND Slugging.
I seem to remember someone on this blog pimping signing him and giving him a shot in spring…can’t remember who though. Massive John maybe?
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
I know I did.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Rudy Jaramillo is some kind of wizard or something
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
He's a sven-jolly!
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Jim Bouton
by Mike de La Hoz on May 7, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus, listen to all the children schrilling in the background
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Anyone watching on tv? I’d love to know if these pitches were worthy of having 2 pitches, 2 outs.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
thanks…gamecast didn’t have it anywhere near that
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
Anderson in the 3 hole
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
My feed is fucking slow. This may be another Gamecast day since I have a torrent running
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
You realize that you saying torrent automatically means porn
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Billy Mays
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4a4O7kXQo
This won't increase my ability to mate!!
by Cammando2317 on May 7, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Bonifacio has seen like 8 pitches already
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Good thing there wasn’t anyone on base.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
F
Well, thank goodness Boner got thrown out, because now HanRam’s jack is only a solo shot.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Call me crazy
But I like that the Marlins scored first. I have this superstition that the first inning lead is a curse.
Johnson singles to lead off to RF
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
No se
I’m thinkin’ Bobby should take his head out of his butt and play him a little bit more often, though.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
He's a good bit cheaper than our other LF acquisition
Ross is proving by far the most cost-effective addition this offseason.
I like him a lot.
It doesn’t hurt that he’s played very well in McCann’s absence.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Corky Miller

Is watching the game too, weeping silently
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS FAIL
but seriously…link fail, unless you meant to link www.dvdactive.com
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
lol, whoops
this is what the image should’ve been
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Our pitchers
have been walking quite a bit this year….not that time, though.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Why does Chipper need a day off?
He’s going to get plenty off throughout the season…
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
He said his thumb was much better, during the Mets, because he was taking a lot harder cuts
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Nobody’s really pitching to him either. Putz is the only one dumb enough to throw something right down the middle in his last bajillion ABs
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
This is why we need McCann
He can at least strike a little bit of fear into the hearts of our opponents.
I wonder what McCann’s numbers would look like with Chipper batting behind him…?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
He’s also not getting alot of good pitches to hit with the likes of Kotchman and Anderson batting behind him.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
We’re doing the whole Gamecast thing since I just got yet another crash…fantastic
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Didn’t you get a new laptop?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I’m holding off until I clear my desktop of shows…new ETA is mid-June
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Hahaha, fights. The OTHER thing I download a fuckton of
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
No…I’m alt+tabbing between this thread, gamecast, and an excel spreadsheet
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Escobar gunned down i think was Hermida. And the throw was so awesome after the put out, it went through Kotchman’s glove and subsequently his hand
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I think she means she would voluntarily have sex with our shortstop, if thats what you’re saying
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
What?!
My street corner is NOT in Atlanta.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
I really shouldn't do this...
I tend to make dirty jokes. Sorry.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
LMAO
This won't increase my ability to mate!!
by Cammando2317 on May 7, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Yunel!
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 12:44 PM EDT reply actions
I just got home and remembered the game – Hey all.
Great play by Escobar there.
Did I see that ROSS hit a 2 run homer?
Damn, he’s been my P2C for several games and now I’ll bet I’m too late to get into the NAHWAL…
Escobar is at a 1-2 count. Implying he has seen more than 1 pitch
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I did too.
It must’ve been really fast.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Casey Kotchman
is my roommates favorite player.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
WTF
Kotchman with the first of his 11 homers on the season!
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Good shot, Kotch
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure it's already come up, but MANNY RAMIREZ OUT 50 GAMES for steroids
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 12:53 PM EDT reply actions
He seems like he’s stupid enough to do that stuff.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
I actually still liked Manny up until this point. It's brutal for LA. They were eating him up with a spoon
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I was indifferent.
But his shenanigans really started grating on me. And it annoyed me that he didn’t cut his hair like he said he would.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
I could watch Manny interviews on youtube all day. He's inadvertantly hysterical
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
haha. yeah, a banned medical supplement
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
JJ is wearing his necklace
in his MLB.com pic.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
He gave his white one to Martini!!! awwwwwwww
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
except that the first time through one of them singled.
by drumzalicious on May 7, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Bleh.
KJ must’ve been distracted by the disgusting man in the stands.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Go Kell Bell!!!
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
........s'ok............he be back........
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
What is your favorite called strike motion?
A) Pulling the chainsaw (ex. Laz Diaz)
B) TIGER UPPERCUT (ex. Tom Hallion)
C) WTF throw arm up (ex. Tim McClelland)
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
lol…I like the dude who does the brief upwards chop in the air, and then the chainsaw. Don’t remember who it is.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
From Poz’s latest blog…
Say, for instance, you have the not-evil-but-certainly-misguided Professor Francoeur* roaming the countryside with his .307 on-base percentage and using his anti-walk machine to remove on-base percentage from every scoreboard in America.
*Francoeur’s quote — "If on-base percentage is so important, then why don’t they put it up on the scoreboard?" — is making the Internet rounds now. My sense is that Francoeur was saying it as more of joke — I know some people are hammering him about it, but I think it’s mostly just amusing. Still, it should be noted that on-base percentage does seem to be on many scoreboards at ballparks I go to. It is in Kansas City, for sure. And it makes you wonder if they don’t put it on the scoreboard in Atlanta because … of Jeff Francoeur.
Anyway, the cartoon would start with a few fans shouting,
"Oh no, Professor Francoeur has taken on-base percentage off the scoreboard!"
"Now we’re stuck with just batting average!"
"Leave slugging percentage up there, man!"
"I have no idea what the true value of Kenji Johjima is now!"
Then, Big Bill James walks over. And he says to the last fan: "Uh, Johjima’s plate discipline isn’t too good. He has only walked once this year. He only walked 19 times in 409 plate appearances last year."
Professor Francoeur: So, at least we meet, Mr. Bill James.
Bill: Yes, it’s nice to meet you.
Professor Francoeur: Likewise. But now, I will take your statistic, on-base percentage, off the scoreboard forever! Ah ha ha ha!
Bill: It’s not my statistic. It has been around for more than a hundred years. Branch Rickey was a big proponent of on-base percentage, for instance.
Professor Francoeur: Yes, well, if you had not written that book Moneyball …
Bill: I didn’t write Moneyball.
Joe Morgan (special guess appearance): He’s right. It was Oakland A’s general manager Billy Beane!
Professor Francoeur: Um, well, fine! So, if Billy Beane had not written that book Moneyball …
Bill: It wasn’t Billy Beane either. It was Michael Lewis.
Professor Francoeur: Michael Lewis? The guy who wrote The Blind Side and Liar’s Poker?
Bill: I guess so, yeah.
Professor Francoeur: Well, um, OK, I’m confused now. Joe, as long as you’re here, can you talk about how you were able to walk as much as you did?
Joe Morgan: It’s about heart, Jeff.
And so, once again, our hero Bill James saves the day.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 7, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/
Joe Posnanski. Best blogger going today, along with Keith Law & Craig Calcaterra
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
One-handed catch
I guess some people can do that…
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
clears the pitcher in the process, very nice
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It's frustrating
to see Schafer constantly be stranded on base.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
I wouldn't call it a disaster....
and I certainly don’t think he’ll have another game quite like that anytime soon.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
You made me realize that I looked at the wrong game. Apparently he had a fine game that day (though with 3 Ks).
I thought it was the following game, when he had the golden sombrero.
Albert Pujols has come up with the bases loaded four times already this year. He’s 3-for-3 with two homers and 10 RBIs. That means he’s now hitting .398 with 8 grand slams and 122 RBIs in his career. I love that he has more RBIs (122) than plate appearances (118) with the bases loaded.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
guess that means that 1 of the 4 teams pitched him properly — i.e. walk him and give up 1 run instead of 2-4
I also liked when he took Brad Lidge to the toolshed again two days ago
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I’ve been waiting for that this year, so Lidge can melt down and stop helping the phails win so many games.
Video is still up there. Yeah, he totally gave it the death stare.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I'm so glad I'm not at that game.
I would probably have already killed a couple of those kids.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Rotoworld said he avoided arb by signing 1/3.5
Why did the Reds let him go, other than the fact they’re a terrible franchise?
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Greinke has a TWO RUN ERA lead on the rest of the league…thats insane
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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Johan's ERA is also under 1
But his team doesn’t give him as many runs.
Royals have a better offense than the Mets, so far.
That's pretty good.
I thought it was a lot worse.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Gets to 8th, but does not end it
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Sad, too bad our biggest speed threat can’t get on base
by drumzalicious on May 7, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That was weak.
You’re gonna have to swing a little bit better than that, Mr. Anderson.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
i didn’t even see the swing you’re talking about, but if it’s anything like the ones he was taking yesterday…i don’t know how he generates any power
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
It was the swing right before his flyout.
It was so weak looking.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Triple away from the cycle…
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
lol
Kotchman + triple = you not cussing for an hour
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
It would have to bounce over
about 3 different fielders for that to happen.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Maybe...
if it bounces over Maybin, then Ross goes to get it, but it bounces away from him somehow, then Maybin goes for it again, and throws it like a girl. And then has to get it again, and throws it like a girl again.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Too bad...
Anderson isn’t playing left field for the Marlins. Then, Kotch would have a real good shot at that triple.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Didn't Sanchez throw a no-hitter a couple of years ago?
Poor guy’s had to put up with a lot…
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
That was the year Joe Girardi knew he was getting the axe, so he had all of his rookie and 2nd year pitchers and gave them all like 210+ IP
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Okay, i exaggerated. But Girardi really did milk them for every appearance
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I'm so glad he isn't our manager.
I can’t stand him.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Ouch!
That’s gotta suck. I knew it wouldn’t be good for him from the time they gave him that #27.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
If I’m not mistaken, we usually eat this guy alive.
I do seem to remember one time when he did well against us though….
by volsandbraves on May 7, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Any such positive talk always excludes FYF…read the FAQ, man. :)
by volsandbraves on May 7, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Would kind of make it hard to let go of him for Freeman if he actually hits that well throughout his tenure here.
Alas it must be done
by drumzalicious on May 7, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d definitely trade 30 of those for some HRs though.
by volsandbraves on May 7, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean i expect alot of doubles and like 15 HR’s
by drumzalicious on May 7, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Ross
consoling Ross because Ross hit Ross with that Ross foul ball.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
I wonder if the Braves will even try to retain him over the years given how much talent we have coming up in the minors. Not to mention his agent is Boras
by drumzalicious on May 7, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Has Boras had any clients sign a McCann / Longoria type deal buying out arb and FA years?
by volsandbraves on May 7, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
No — Boras believes (and correctly so), that you give up millions to do that. Only time that happens is if a player wants to secure his future against career ending injury, or is so awesome (Ryan Howard / Fielder) that the deal actually becomes cheaper than having arb every year and the team losing.
I dont think so, this offseason he was actually speaking out against that. saying that agents were hurting their clients
by drumzalicious on May 7, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Since when do we, as baseball fans, give any shit of what the agents are making?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
He was saying it hurts the client (player)
by drumzalicious on May 7, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking about this the other day...
I saw Citi Field on ESPN, and noticed something that just proves the Mets and Braves are huge rivals. They have a huge Pepsi-Cola sign in right field.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
At least they got one thing right
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Yep…Coke is horrible.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
You guys are legitimately insane. I will give you that Sprite is pretty good.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Along with most other Coke products.
Pepsi is so…so…syrupy.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
You don’t drink soda because it tastes like water, which Coke does
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
I guess we're going to have to agree to disagree.
But, Coke is better.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
+1
Pepsi is better than Coke. Not to mention Pepsi owns Mountain Dew, so i must swear allegiance to Pepsico.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
I drank so much Mountain Dew in high school it was incredible.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
You know that Chipper Jones autographed ball you want from me?
You’re never getting it.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
You know those threatening emails you’re getting from BravesPerspectivesince1982? Expect some more.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 7, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh geez...
Coke is where it’s at. Plus, Mt. Dew is gross…then again, so is Mellow Yellow. Doesn’t that shrink certain manly things?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Dadgumit!!!
I did it again…inadvertently.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
I do not want to see the private parts of anyone on that show but Kari Byron
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Not even her right now since she’s knocked up…
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
You wouldn't want to see Jamie?
Really?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
All of you are on crack
SURRRRRRRRRRGE was the best.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
SURGE is fucking awesome. Remember when Tony Schiavone would shill it every Nitro?
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Shit, didn’t SURGE have one of the PPVs as the chief sponsor? It was like “great american bash SURRRRRRRGE”
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Tony Schiavone.
I run into him sometimes at WSB. I forgot about him doing all that wrestling announcing.
yeah the other 96 is that I am too good for everyone else.
Does he still love hyperbole?
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Schiavone: “Curt Hennig with an over-the-arm, one, handed, shoulder toss and slam”
Tenay: “That’s uh, a hip toss, Tony.”
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I remember drinking that.
One of my friends had Surge Party.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
I once knew a guy (from Athens,GA), who drove to Alabama to buy cases of Surge after it was discontinued.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
Man...
I really liked that stuff. I have a low tolerance for caffiene and sugar, so it made me crazy…but I still loved it.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
They’ve got Vault now, which is decent enough, but yeah…I don’t drink soda much anyway
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
If you wanna get real fucked up, do up some JOLT COLA. Shit is crazyq
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Never heard of that.
Is that the brand?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Yeah. It’s really second-rate though. HIghly overrated, and I slept like a baby after drinking it once. Way syrupy, and as awful as Pepsi.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I turn crazy
with even a sip of energy drink…so I might outta hold off on it. Especially if it tastes worse than Pepsi.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Yeah, that shit is intense…not easy to find in my neck of the woods though
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Two words:
Crystal Pepsi
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Hold up. Are you talking about some homemade stuff where you stir your meth into your Pepsi, or are they trying another clear pepsi product again?
yeah the other 96 is that I am too good for everyone else.
that stuff is old school
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Do they still sell that shit in Alaska?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Nah, I just remember loving it when i was a kid, i almost bought some on ebay to see how it tastes now.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I’m surprised with this bunch – no one has mentioned SQUIRT.
I like Dr. Pepper too and just had a Cheerwine.
Tab is for yuppies addicted to cocaine and Xanax
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I loved the Pepsi Max commercials
with the yawning. Who’s with me?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Of course in this particular situation but i mean at least his excuse to change that he keeps hitting hart but at people
by drumzalicious on May 7, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody hear about manny??
Just kidding.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Is it just me or does the Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich guy look like a woman in the frist two clips? And does he just seem like a big douchebag for always eating when everyone else is doing something else?
Stupid work meetings. I missed our runs.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
This just in: HanRam is good
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
GA = Willie Mays
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Talk about a slap in the face to Mays
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Radio guys were commenting on the basket catch.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I heard, i just chose to ignore it
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
good call
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Anderson!
Must you ALWAYS make things frightening!?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Has Anderson done anything noteworthy today?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Oh my. Manny getting suspended for Cialis. Hilarious
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Wow, this shit just writes itself
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I’m probably the only person who feels bad for him.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
True…I don’t feel bad about the $$$
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Another report on ESPN had it as female fertility drugs
which raises testosterone levels. Lots of roid users have been known to use it apparently
by HanleysHitters on May 7, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Professional failure. He’s not hitting ANYONE’S weight
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
I bet he is hitting Calista Flockhart’s weight.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I wish he was hitting Kristie Ally’s weight
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Alley
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
burn
Way to single out fat chix
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I just read that article on her the other day. I guess stuff has been rough since she left Jennie Craig
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Some people don’t take care of themselves unless forced. Jenny Craig provided all the willpower, and without it, she had none.
That is basically what she said.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Schafer’s actually over 180?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Just finish the inning and bring on the best 8th and 9th inning combo in baseball….honestly who’s better…not Putz and K-Rod.
by Sparklemotion on May 7, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Little munchkin fans
are actually into the game.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Jurrjens completes inning #7
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
BTW I just saw your guys’ comment on my mvandonsel stadium. Well played.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
dick
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
dick
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I’m sure you can all figure out the picks to click, pending the last round of ABs
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
I have HUGE feet.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Welp
Chalk up another basepath blunder, this time for FYF
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
We rock at base running
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Is it sad...
that I’m relieved to see the Geico caveman commercials because I’m so sick of seeing the stupid money with eyes Geico commercials?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Why does it feel like somebody’s watching me!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I will take the money over the cavemen. At least they won’t try and make a TV show with the money in it.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
lol
?????
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I was just making an observation
about his big feet. Surely, I didn’t mean a thing by it.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
riiiiiight
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I’ll believe you since you didn’t comment or ask about the size of his hands.
You know what they say…
Big hands = big gloves!
Big feet = big shoes!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Apparently, there’s supposed to be a correlation between the distance from the tip of the middle finger to the wrist.
My own private research has confirmed this more than not.
I have done no such research.
Nor do I plan to for a while.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
is your research scientific in nature?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Let’s just say it’s been of a “hands on” nature and I’ve had several friends volunteer and report back with their own hubbys, boyfriends etc.
lol, you should write a paper.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I can’t, I have no hands.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I can really only imagine what those conversations are like
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Did you get food?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I got food
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
anything good?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
My pizza was missing wing sauce and looks unappetizing now
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
you put wing sauce on pizza? how is that?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
lol
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Fucking AWESOME, along with chicken
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
What kind of pizza do you put wing sauce on?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Dominos thin crust…its called “buffalo chicken pizza” I believe, and is lovely
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Good to know, it is weird, my town doesn’t have a dominos or a pizza hut. I mean come on, we have them in Alaska!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
The guys never knew. It’s pretty easy really to get the data, what guy is gonna stop you from reaching out and..
“measuring” ???
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
LOL
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
IS Jair Jurrjens going to come out and pitch the 8th?
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I wouldn’t — Cox did the same shit with Hudson last year and gave away a game or two leaving the starter out for 110-120 pitches+
Remember a couple of years ago when Hudson pitched 4 or 5 8 inning gems and then Wickman came in and blew them?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
if I was Hudson I would have jumped out of a closet with a scream mask on and stabbed him until he bled twinkie frosting.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
He should've
take the anger he has for DOB out on Wickman.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
The one against the Marlins wasn’t completely his fault. Bobby left Huddy in way too long, and put Wickman in bases loaded, zero out.
The one against the Giants was severe fuck-up though – come on now, Bengie Molina??
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Well wasn’t there one against the Twins? Santana vs Hudson if I remember right.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
You’re right, Wickman blew that one too
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I was so angry. Man, I hope we keep Hudson.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
You notice he looks like a smaller version of Matt Holliday?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
But Matt Holliday has that Bubba Gump big lower lip that probably gets caught on doors and coat hangers
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
hahaha…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I can see that...
But Huddy is so scrawny. And he’s hilarious. I don’t think Holliday looks like a fun person.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Not so fast — apparently he’s spent his rehab time bulking up. Hopefully the weight room doesn’t make him pull a FYF.
Bulking up for Huddy
is like slimming down for Kirstie Alley.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
lol
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Holliday does look like a serious fellow, although the commercials they did last year were hilarious.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I just hope we get a decent sample size of post TJ surgery-Hudson before we drop 12M on his option when we could use that cash to get a bat.
I can agree with that.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I would like to see:
Lowe
Hudson
Vasquez
JJ
Pujols’s son
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Heres the word on Sanchez
The original word from the team was that he had shoulder discomfort, but expect MRI results to reveal the actual extent of the injury and begin to prepare for an extended stint with Sanchez. Rotation candidates include Sean West, Ryan Tucker, Brett Sinkbeil and Aaron Thompson.
Pinch hitter would be changed to match up against either, Gload is a lefty and Boner bats switch — so probably doesn’t make much difference
Thinking more of getting Soriano on Hanley and Cantu
by volsandbraves on May 7, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Manny
God, I’ve already heard enough!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
Jim Powell just said the Cardinals are leading the Pirates 1-0 at Shea Stadium.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
Uh oh...
that’s not good. How many runs did the Mets score?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
reminds me of the ferrus bueller quote when the principle is in the bar asking about the score…
what’s the score …. tie game … who’s winning? …. the bears.
This is bullshit
now its Ramirez up with 2 guys, this inning should be over already.
I’m nervous..
by McGriff the Crime Dog on May 7, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions
BOOM SHAKA LAKA
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
That game was so fun! “THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN!”
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
It’s about time you got your video game reference right, mr. Mortal Kombat Warehouse
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Not my fault the link failed on your computer!!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I have my SNES hooked up in my living room with NBA JAM in it right now. my buddies still play 3-4 times a week
I play NBA Jam on Super NES all the time. Tournament edition
cds from 6 months ago may be fucked, but cartridges from ’91 are going strong
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, ump
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
Good hustle Schafer!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
“That is a professional hitter getting the job done.”
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
I must be ahead of yall
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Well shit huh
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Not a girly throw there...
That wasn’t Maybin…couldn’t have been.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
Brett Carroll
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Yes.
Perfect throw. Catcher was blocking the plate perfectly.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
That was a perfect play.
And it had to be…
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
How many times have we gotten gunned at the plate this season?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Why does that count as an AB for Intante?
If Schafer’s safe, it’s not an AB, but because he gets thrown out, all of a sudden now it’s an AB?
http://deadspin.com/5244230/the-case-of-manny-not-being-manny
Poor Deadspin
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Come on, one more strike. FUCK THE FISH
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
What the fuck?
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
Don't ruin the moment.
It’s a streak, darnit!
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
IT’S ONLY IN THE MORNING! YOU SHOULD BE UP COOKING BREAKFAST OR SOMETHING!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
'ats like an alarm clock. woop!!! wooOooooo
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure I'll get curb stomped for this, but hey,.....
Get some Braves girls with some curves. Most of them have bodies like 12 year old boys. Yes, I like girls with fat asses. lol, Sue me.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you, Mighty Healthy. Healthy asses rock, all night long........way too much fun
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
From my friends face book page (he is a huge SF Giants fan)
ME:
My theory: Manny’s doctor is a Giants fan, he is angry that 1) the Giants suck, 2) that Manny didn’t sign with them, 3) that there is no possible way the Giants can win the division with Manny playing with the Dodgers. Solution: Prescribe Manny so illegal stuff. Sad thing is, the Giants still have no chance.
HIM:
Matthew, you are receiving a temporary ban from my Facebook wall. You will be able to write on my wall when Manny is able to play baseball again.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
Manny Ramirez: Tearing teams and friendships apart since September 2, 1993
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
SWEEP
“We’ve won two games in a row. If we win tomorrow, thats called a Win Streak. It HAS happened before”
by Sid Bream's Moustache on May 7, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
I missed the Braves’ starting line-up when I cut the game on, and when I saw Anderson come out 3rd, I about shat myself. Or, it was more like, I thought I was in the twilight zone for a minute.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions
Very good win today. But its kind of funny the people that dislikes Kotchman but this guy has one of the best OBP of anybody on the team i think only Chipper is in front of him in that category. He has one of the better AVG on the team, only 1 homer but its not like everybody on the team is doin much of that though. Where is these posters at that said how Kotchman should be platooned? This guy has been very valuable to us especially his defense, and if we will want to win more we will need him to come through like he did today, he could be the X factor on this team.
braves#1
I post here kind of regularly and I'm wondering....
Where are all these Kotchman haters you’re talking about? If there were any earlier in the season, I’m sure they hate no mo. And if they still do, they’re fools. The only time I’ve really seen him regularly is this year, but I like how he plays. I got a good impression of him from day 1.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
well
there were alot of haters of his when we made the trade then when he stunk it up for us when he first got here last year and then they were bashin him in the offseason. I mean it wasn’t everybody bashin him but it was a good bit though. Maybe one reason was because people felt we should have gotten more so they just dont like him cause of that. But like Smoltz beard said no way he puts up the offensive numbers as Tex, that just wont happen, so if they thought that then they are idiots. And then it was that fanpost where somebody wanted Omar and Kotch to platoon and then that great post by royhobbs where he showed Kermit and Christian Bale Nodding there heads like in sarcasm after that guy wrote some stats down lol classic. Funniest thing i ever seen on here. But what im tryin to say is there was a good bit of Kotchman bashing especially last year when we got him and then even the offseason.
braves#1
There was actually someone who was upset because they thought we traded Tex specifically for Kotchman…and when Kotchman was performing poorly they ripped into him.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
I must have missed that or just tuned them out one. It was prolly some newbie. I mean obviously if we could have got alot we would have but this is the best offer in my opinion that was offered and Kotch is a solid young first baseman.
braves#1
I don’t think many people have been bashing Kotchman, except for the people that ignorantly believe him to replace Tex…which face it, just isn’t going to happen. His defense is just as good, so that’s not a problem…and I’ve been quietly hoping all along that he can put together a season like he did in 2007 where he went .296/.372/.467
Most people would have to be happy about that.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 7, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I LOVE Kotch compared to Tex
Sure. The Yankees can have that……dude. I hope he enjoys all the money. Watches strike 3 fly by with more focus than almost anyone I’ve ever seen.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
My roommate loves him…
if that means anything.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
That means everything!! Go Casey!! 8 ))
and what a day today. Hopefully he can keep his buddy straight.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions

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