Open Thread 5/5: Mets at Braves
New York Mets at Atlanta Braves, May 5, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
Happy Mexican Independence Day to all. Go Braves! Beat the Mets! That's all I can muster today.
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.........."go braves"
It’s just getting hard to watch. None of these guys are having fun. Instead of playing as a team, they’re all trying to be “that guy.” Not even going to mention Garrett Anderson. Hopefully he goes for the cycle tonite.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+ 1
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUGA is hitting Clean up
F my MF life.
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another Night to watch the girls hitting in the middle of the line up with GA and Krotchman…Ughhh
by Hanson-Ace on May 5, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Epic Fail from SNY (Sports net new york)
“Anderson is getting his first start of 2009 tonight).”
I wish they were right…
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about a minimum of Cinco runs tonight by the Braves!
Ouch, just heard KK has given up 5 HRs in his 4 starts…. suddenly I’m nervous.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I liked him in spring training, alot. Not no mo. Earn it back, Ken.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chip
How can he say that about GA and not throw up in his mouth a little bit
by bpk228480 on May 5, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's being paid : ))
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
PTV is touting GA “to the rescue”….???
Batting cleanup?
WTH, does have naked pictures on somebody?
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GA will be fine, everyone needs to give him a break. The guy was playing hurt. Now that he’s hopefully healthy, we should see the true GA that played so well for the Angels.
by BigG1392 on May 5, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Time will tell.
IF it happens (he lives up to the hype) I’ll gladly say to and sing his praises.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 pitches, weak grounder, jog to 1st and ho-hum face in the dugout.
Still waiting.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you’re going to be waiting for a while
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chipper has a great at bat (8th) to get on base, down by a run.
He sees 1 pitch.
STILL WAITING.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listening to Bill Shanks today
He read an email from someone from Virginia, and it had a list of things that the Braves needed to do. I swear it was from fatazfoot. I can’t remeber them all, but this one stuck out in my mind:
-Call up Freddie Freeman, so we can get power.
He also wanted Mazzone back at pitching coach.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 5, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Heyward and Freeman are the reasons Atlanta isn’t going to invest much into a power bat anytime soon. These two are gonna rake in the coming years.
by BigG1392 on May 5, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you think about it for a minute…..it still doesn’t.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 5, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I mean is, Atlanta isn’t going to give a big deal to a power bat any time soon. Most power hitters are 1B/OF, and giving up a big contract to a power bat in the near future would just clog up the openings for Heyward and Freeman to take over once they’re ready.
by BigG1392 on May 5, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are power bat options available that don’t require multi-year deals. And if you think signing a power bat will prevent Heyward or Freeman from seeing time in the lineup, and vice versa, you must not understand how baseball works.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not necessarily Dunn…just in general. Not signing a bat simply because we have two 20 year olds is a poor decisions.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
K’s Beltran. Good start.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 5, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else think that Hideki Matsui is the answer? If we trade for him, Kawakami’s ERA will be cut in half!
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job KK!
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 5, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tossing a thought out about KK:
I was thinking today about KK and the bit of struggle he’s had so far.
How much if any of it can be attributed to the physical size difference in the players he’s pitching to here vs. the size of players he’s used to before?
He’s had more success the first time through the order and first time facing a team, but it seems like the learning curve is shorter for the batters than for him and they’re making adjustments more successfully than he is.
Am I way off?
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In the majors, Tuffy Rhodes was a fourth OF at best. In Japan, he’s the Bob Sapp of baseball. Yeah, huge differences
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ball is a different size, as well.
by TennKen on May 5, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean fucking seriously, Francoeur in the SIX HOLE!? I guess Bobby heard his OBP talk today
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
does every ball we hit go right at somebody?
by bpk228480 on May 5, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We wouldn’t want to make the pitcher PITCH would we?
4 frickin pitches.
Idiots.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Escobar is such a jerk, almost hitting one out on the first pitch of the AB
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“almost”
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re right…I guess he should just take those 84 mph meatballs
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KK
I noticed last inning that he puts his hand over his face arter relasing the ball as if he is afraid of being hit
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably a twitch.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 5, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, yeah either that or he’s scared as shit!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
as good as chipper is….he’s swinging at a ton of first pitches this year
by bpk228480 on May 5, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can any1 tell me what his BA is with 2 outs and No One on base?
It seems like he ALWAYS grounds out in that situation.
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Career or this season? Baseball Reference has all your answers
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t recall ever seeing him so impatient at the plate as he has been this year.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To me, it looks like something is physically bothering him…and I don’t like it.
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hes rolling over a ton….and not hitting the ball to left center as much…or with much authority
by bpk228480 on May 5, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay guys, I am gonna run out and get some more bourbon. Looks like its gonna be one of those nights.
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 5, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t stand it when Bobby puts Kelly in his doghouse. I know that our offense is struggling, but why does everyone else have a longer leash?
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Beard, I finally hit the comic book stores. Good reads.
by cmdpsu15 on May 5, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah? Good to hear…I was just there myself this past weekend. Which store did you go to?
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to E & G and Big Planet. I got 2-4 of the new GI Joe and 1-3 of Origins.
by cmdpsu15 on May 5, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Planet is one of the better ones…maybe you were in there when I was this weekend!
I picked up 3 and 4 of GI Joe, but havn’t been able to find 2 anywhere. Picked up 3 of Origins and 2 of Cobra. Havn’t read them yet though.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe. I was in around 1 or so. I got lucky and found 2 at Big Planet. I havent gone for Cobra but I heard thats a good one.
by cmdpsu15 on May 5, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sunday?
Cobra’s my favorite one thus far. Small sample sizes of course.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saturday. The guys at Big Planet said the same thing, since its how they find out who cobra is.
by cmdpsu15 on May 5, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nerd
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stayed away from the comics that look tied to the movie. Although the guys at Big Planet were saying that the movie is supposed to mimic the earlier comics.
by cmdpsu15 on May 5, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey everybody
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 5, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HI DR NICK
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol. You still haven’t gotten that grade for your project huh?
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 5, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
85 on the group project, 90 on the paper I did 2 days before it was do, 90 for the paper I did a week before it was due, 88 on the project I did alone…good times.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats! Good work!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
85 on the group project where your partner didn’t give you his work.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 5, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got it eventually….on another project I didn’t get the work either, and I figure my grade for that will be much lower
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate group projects.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 5, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If what they just said on peachtree about Castillo apologizing to his GM for poor play last season and vowing to get in better shape and play better is true, I’m the newest Castillo fan. Thats accountability
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantasy points!
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice…saw him work a 2 out walk earlier today
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
over/under on how many pitches Livan throws this half-inning: 9
by !Vive la Francoeur! on May 5, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Look at that screaming line drive off the bat of G.anderson. almost knocked the secondbasemen off his feet
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2nd baseman is lucky to be alive
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 5, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
G.and clearly doesn’t need no rehab assignment. He’s G.and
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he is The Professional...

People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 5, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FYF
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
of the “you f**k variety”
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Logan is 0 for 34 with runners in scoring position.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 5, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s being exposed. Lets see if that wrist is healthy enough to allow him to make the adjustment.
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Chipper worked with him for a couple hours today. So maybe he’ll get going soon.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 5, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what kind of wings they had while “working” together!
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 5, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ba dum dum
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 5, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it puts even more pressure on him batting with men on base, especially with his struggling of late.
He needs to lead off IMO. We can endure his learning curve easier there I think.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but the only problem is he is going to struggle to get on base. The majority of his walks have been accumulated b/c he hits 8th.
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, it’s hard to be patient with him as a rookie – no matter where we put him.
If the rest of the team weren’t playing like rookies too, we’d have the luxury of not worrying so much about JS.
No good answer.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. Schafer at least contributes defensively. He is as advertised.
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think if he takes time off to let his wrist heal he will be back to form.
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOOK AT THAT CANNON!!!!!
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seee… the Muts aren’t trying to swing for a HR everytime.
They realize that HITS can score runs too.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Livan la vida loca has 21 pitches btw.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dos equis tonight?
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honey Moon. I’m not even watching anymore cuz I have a torrent running
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good stuff. I’m rolling the low down brown
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kawakami fucking sucks.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How much money did we waste on him?
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3/23 I do believe. Thank god there wasn’t a posting fee too
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patience Chipper!!
Dammit don’t you swing at the first pitch into a DP.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2nd pitch but it wasnt his fault really
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lolbraves
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SON-OF-A-BISCUIT!!!!!
Mic left on at PTV again – Joe and Chip are clueless.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I fucking knew it
We are SOOOO good at stringing together hits WITHOUT scoring.
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, now the Muts have a hardon.
It may get really ugly now.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I realize the players are frustrated like we are BUT they are getting paid to feel that way!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
normally I don’t get that feeling until around June, but yeah…
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep fooling myself into thinking we are going to get better!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He has to be at 100 pitches by now.
No wonder he needed 6 days between starts.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
91
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are they throwing things at KK yet?
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
T. Hanson bobbleheads
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 100
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good grief.
Ross has no clue where the pitches are going to be.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
must be something lost in translation between american and japanese signs
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He kept us in the game there. Let’s get some runs.
by BigG1392 on May 5, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His current ERA is 6.66. Quite appropriate
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does that stand for? I’m a dumb blonde! lol
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha. i had to ask somebody, too
laughing my ass off
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for not making me feel stupid!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, thats live to the out.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats what he gets for robbing us
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
(beat me to it)
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you settle...
for a double play?
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about the opposite of that? lol
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Through 4 innings
Hernandez: 40 pitches
Kawakami: 100 pitches
by MatM on May 5, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hernandez has only thrown 40 pitches?
That can’t be right.
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of in Ken's defense, this ump's strikezone is miniscule
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw this I’m switching to Hawks game
"for my little nephew: in my second drawer where i keep my weed, under the handgun is a stack of pornos that will put callouses on your hands"
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless"
"You wanna know about relationships, I know all there is to know – just ask my second wife Tina – yea she was a stripper and if Montel Williams wants to talk some shit some more then he can go f**k himself cause those charges were dropped."
-Kenny Powers
by jeg on May 5, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I keep turning the TV off, but inevitably come back for more punishment each time.
by MatM on May 5, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 runs!?!?! How the hell are we supposed to get back 2 runs!?!?
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Kawakami was suppose to be awesome.
by musicman on May 5, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The only awesome people on our team right now are Lowe and Jurrjens.
by BigG1392 on May 5, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omar, Yunel, Prado
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit folks
T. Hanson 6 IP 1 H 1 ER 3 BB 10 K 1 HR
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my fucking god, and Langerhans hit the homer
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Yunel missed a homer by a damned foot. Our fucking luck right now
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
KK, if you get through this inning, I’ll be amazed
by MatM on May 5, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Castro, Double
Second hit of the day…When did it get this bad?
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Everybody elevates their game when they play us.
Either we inspire them that much or we’re really this bad.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Have the Muts hit into any DPs tonight so far?
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I forgive him. It was hit at a weird angle, and I love the guy. ha
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Livan can actually hit, don’t just lay it in there
by MatM on May 5, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
113 pitches = horrible
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But, the bottom line, he gave us 5 innings and a chance to win
by MatM on May 5, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s gonna need a week and a half off after tonight
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 hits and I think 3 BB … but I could be wrong
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like i said, it isn’t pretty, but the end result is acceptable. I don’t think he’ll get away with it for much longer.
by MatM on May 5, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On a good note, it's 2-0 and not 6-0
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tht hardees commercial makes me hungry
by chance13ga on May 5, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2, smoo
it might as well be 22 the way we’re impotent at the plate with RISP
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else get pissed when you’re downloading a torrent…and the ONLY SEEDER signs off? Fucking weak.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am watching this inning up side down
Maybe it will change our fortunes
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love listening to Bobby cheering
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We’re making Livan look like a Cy Young candidate
by MatM on May 5, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats a common theme...
Everyone we face looks like Cy Young material
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of COURSE it stayed in play.
Cheapest damn out in baseball.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it would right now, dude. im telling you. the fates are shitting on us right now
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWp4-bM2ADk
MICHAEL BUMMER
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That was great. I’m a huge Steeler fan.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re dead to me.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate to hear that bigjoe. I’ve been a fan since the 70s (yes, I’m that old).
And can you believe…I married a Cowboy fan? WTH was I thinking?
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What an ugly swing. My god….
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I don’t know what is wrong with him. He’s one of my favorites so I wish he’d come around because for some reason Bobby doesn’t have much patience with him.
by musicman on May 5, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now the Cavs have opened up a 12 point lead…
If anyone needs me I’ll be drowning myself in my bathtub.
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, uninvited – I just spit on my screen.
Totally not expecting that.
I sooooo appreciate the belly laugh though, I needed it.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, we are only down 2.
Lets go Eric, throw up a zero, and lets get back in this fucking thing!
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Weezy Baby dropin' those Canons
Thanks Yunel
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Its about fuckin time that we caught some luck
I’m really liking our bullpen lately.
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Refreshing quick inning. And yes, our bullpen has been doing better lately which is a relief.
It would be nice to the the entire team clicking on all cylinders for once.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once he started throwing strikes, he’s been very good. Another good job by the scouting department…
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luck O’ the Irish
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for our crappy offense to do something
by BigG1392 on May 5, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear to Pujols if we tip our caps to Livan Friggin Hernandez…
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 5, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yunel
Single
Chipper
HR
Tie game
(I wish…)
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why show the Eric Gregg highlights?!
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 5, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, half of my theory has been executed
Now Chip just need to hit a HR
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they're pitching to him
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sort of
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your plan has but one flaw and it’s name rhymes with Garrett Andersen…
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol, I like how the ump won’t call those pitches against Chipper
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dude, the umps strikezone is the size of a fucking fist
I think it’s the same awful jackass from last nite.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here we go FUGA
Time for you to make me hate you a lot instead of infinitely
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Be nice if this guy could earn his check right here
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Professional gliding about to be on display
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Impossible for me to imagine right now.
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(passes out)
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh for the love of christ
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bobby calls FUGA "Andy"
From anderson. Thats an odd nickname
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That grown man with the glove, should be ashamed of himself
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anderson has "Swagga like us" as his batting song????
Talk about rubbing it in. What a bitch.
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Liar
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, he really does haha
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn, not only has he crossed the line, the line is a dot to him now
DAMNIT. Has the world gone nuts?
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its ok. He’s clutch.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love it when a plan comes together
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Could we hit into these many double plays if we tried?
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can hardly contain my excitement celebrating this 0-3 so far for GA.
I guess one really can’t put a price tag on “gliding abilities” I should be grateful just to have the opportunity to watch his defense.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm not buying it. And people saying "give him a chance, etc" can eat it.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate no one more
than I hate Garret Anderson.
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m not Jewish…so yeah
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hitler never struck out this much. (ba dum bum)
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a tie
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not Russian either.
Maybe Team Rocket.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t Stalin kill a shit ton more people?
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, young nationalist Germans liked him at one point
Everyone hates FUGA
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lucky bounce there, it came right to Frenchy
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
David Wright should not be facing a left-hander. Period.
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ya know, the home fans have been screwed. It would have been nice to win at least 1 series at HOME before going on the road trip.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How much longer are we gonna be able to keep Hanson in Gwinnett? Or Medlen? They are dominating.
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitching is the least of our concerns right now. We have 8 other guys who aren't getting it done.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(offensively/when it counts) ESPECIALLY FUGA. Leave Frenchy alone guys, for the love of God.
it’s killing me softly
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frenchy has been moderately decent, but we definitely need a stick, probably even when Heap comes back
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he got on 1st. FUGA did not. FUGA for life
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should trade Medlen for Jason Bay…
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+5
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao. 3 fucking double plays. jesus
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ross needs a sniper related nickname, he is gunning people down like crazy
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
H.O.G. is a sniper term for “Hunter of Gunmen”.
He could be: HOB (Hunter of Baserunners)
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are totally running out of time.
Between Hern and their bullpen it’s not going to be easy.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it doesnt matter if they have joey devine and todd redman in there pen
we still wouldnt score
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
James Patrick Murray
by dc_allday on May 5, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hernandez is at 64 pitches. God
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe got his Home Depot smock!!!! That could be IT!?!?!?!?!
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Plus they need to bring back Syndrome. Syndrome equals runs.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved that last year. Where is Boog btw?
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sitting at home. chip, joe and boog are having a three-way all the time. HA
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we should let the guys play in the HomeDepot aprons like Joe is showing off.
Just the aprons ;-)
At least the fans would be entertained.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
False, I would not be entertained watching that…
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TYFYF
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m seriously considering EOF for pick to click
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Last Livan outing of 7 innings, 0 runs = April 11, 2008
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bibbys money
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
James Patrick Murray
by dc_allday on May 5, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Attaboy Logan
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hanson threw six innings with 10 K's and his only hit allowed was a home run tonight.
by KC Ryan on May 5, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I posted that already n00b.
Randall Delgado struck out 10 tonight too
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As bad as the Ks are, Schafer is still getting on base at over a .380 rate
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ross needs to put one in the seats right now
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
its awesome that the cleanup batter is hitting 179 with no hr’s or rbis
by chance13ga on May 5, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and he’s played what, 5 games? it’s not like he’s been in there all season.
by BigG1392 on May 5, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has 29 ABs. Lets not defend him willy nilly right now
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only regulars on the team with an OPS above league average are Chipper, Esco, and Schafer…unless you count Ross. There aren’t many options here.
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
…why is Norton PHing for Ross…?
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That pitch hasn’t been a strike all night
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Both called strikes on Norton were newly anointed strikes. They have not been strikes until that at bat.
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Norton hears a whoosh
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
As PH, you can’t take that though – you gotta try and protect the plate with 2 strikes.
Geez.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW. WAY outside. WAY outside
Now the ump adjusts his strikezone. Loves it
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Looked about 6 inches outside from the overhead cam…bush league call
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Audrey!
I look like hell! This is bush…bush league!
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try not wearing a bra next time
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a goddamn stupid move. Why the fuck do you waste Norton off the bench, and have to draft Prado & Sammons off as well? Stupid stupid stupid
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bobby has been going a bit senile lately
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Nortony needs work”
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing to do with it. Bobby has always managed like this.
by Lennox on May 5, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That pitch was Fat
What are you looking at Martin?
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
everyone needs to make up their mind. you can’t get pissed when they swing at the first pitch down the middle, and then get pissed when they take the first pitch down the middle.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are taking this whole argument personally and I congratulate you for having a passion in life…
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha, i’m just looking for some accountability
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Crasnick article put it pretty well. You go up there with a plan, looking for a pitch like you are ahead in the count until you get two strikes, and then have a two strike plan. If you get your pitch, whether it’s the first pitch or the fourth, you attack it.
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honest question: Do our players look like they’re at bat with a plan these days?
No matter your plan, with 2 on and 2 strikes you have to protect the plate and make the pitcher keep pitching if you can. The more he throws, the odds go in your favor.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but if the first pitch is right down the middle you shouldn’t be upset if they put a good swing on it. If the first pitch is outside and they swing at it, than yes I agree with you.
Do me a favor and just look at the pitch location the next time it happens. More times than not Yunel and Chipper are swinging at first pitch fastballs right down the middle.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll pay more attention to location before bitching.
But even you’ll have to admit a lot of their 1st pitch swings never leave the infield.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prado can do it, if anybody
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAH
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t watch this game on TV, but that Norton strike three looked unbelievably far off the plate on MLB.com gamecast.
http://www.whensidslid.com
by garriscp on May 5, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
http://linksadoor.com/showtime/index.php?params=game/283/Atlanta-Braves
Copy-Paste the whole link to watch the game. You’re welcome
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah!!!!!!!
why did he hold him though??
by McGriff the Crime Dog on May 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who cares?!?! we got a run!!!! haha
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why pull Livan @ 64 pitches — at least Manuel is an idiot as well
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hot Damn!!!
I was wondering if I would even get to use this tonight.

by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Great play by Murphy to keep Schafer from scoring
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, there we go.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If anybody can do it, Omar can
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah but this ump smokes crack
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whew. close stuff
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Beggars can't be choosers, my friend
SubParr
by nick9314 on May 5, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just like always, opponents playing like the damn world series is on the line.
At least we got 1.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was doing my rain dance too!!!!
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We can do this. I was most worried aboot Ken giving up 4 homers.
The bullpen is like going home.
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank god Soriano is in
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Soriano says hi
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that pitch was a strike like 3 minutes ago...
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Soriano’s command doesn’t look sharp tonight
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe said – Nationals/Astros game tied at 10/10 and 2 hour rain delay – then they officially suspended the game.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Phillies winning Marlins losing
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They look 13. Eat something ladies. But Go Raf!!!
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
your ideas intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
what’s that from again? i can’t remember
by McGriff the Crime Dog on May 5, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Simpsons. Arguably my favorite line.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but what's the situation? Who says it? "Homer"?
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they’re sitting at the breakfast table and Bart is going off about something to which Homer replies that line. I can’t remember exactly, let me see if I can find it.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the ountains to learn about teamwork. Which means we’ll have to cancel our plans to hang around here.
Bart: Teamwork is overrated.
Homer: Huh?
Bart: Think about it. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows.
Lisa+Marge: Yankees.
Bart: Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what’s all this crap I’ve been hearing about tolerance?
Homer: Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. old school simpsons is key. hilarity ensues
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at that whore wearing full pants
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Googled “baseball hunks” and you don’t want me to post what I found.
OMG.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotchoo, baby
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FYI, Mondesi was released on May 27th. And his OPS was .630 at the time.
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I keep thinking about the Raul Mondesi similiarities. Mondesi had a couple homers at this point though…and was hitting 8th.
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Chipper you’re gonna have to homer for us tonight too
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fear not, FUGA will save the day with a gliding HR
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE HIT A HOMER CHIP
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty please!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUGA = double play
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he swung
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he swung again
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if chipper doesnt get on base,
we are fucked
by McGriff the Crime Dog on May 5, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please God, send an Angel to help Chipper. NO NOT FUGA!!!!!
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Casey?
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like he’s gonna walk, then a GIDP by FUGA
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No matter what – I APPRECIATE his effort this at bat.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
safe!!
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
butt fuck.........
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TomahawkChopped (9:45:59 PM): putz needs to hang one, right now
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
won't work
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the strike glider
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
see…now that’s a fucking terrible first pitch swinging
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GA is seriously a horrible baseball player at this point, when will Bobby sit him?
by MatM on May 5, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
august?
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
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by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His average is creeping close to my TARGET weight. THAT is scary
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
up against a pitcher he’s seen 11 times and he pops up! Shit!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And hey guys, Mondesi only made a million for his 2 months of work. Sigh
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“They tried to make me go to rehab, I said NO, NO, NO !!!
Garrett Anderson
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Jim Bouton
by Mike de La Hoz on May 5, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
+1
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 10 gazillion
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 10 Sorry ass thing!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s about the only time this year that I’ve laughed at something involving that bastard
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should make that your quote
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should be GA's plate theme music
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Jim Bouton
by Mike de La Hoz on May 5, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still refuse to believe that son of a bitch came out to TI
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the man is a genius
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Logan Schafer for 2009 ROY!!! Go Wolverine!!! SNKT!
Call the Braves office and demand Anderson be stripped of #18. He doesn't deserve that hallowed number!
by Rhyno18 on May 5, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone seen the commercial where some lady is talking about how she lost her fingers because of cigarettes?
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah why — like bad circulation or something
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea…I’ve never heard of how that can happen.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well its probably like 1 / million, but I’m sure the TRUTH folks wanted to find that one person to freak you out.
You a smoker?
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I’m sure that was the case…I’ve honestly just never even heard of that possibility. I smoke for a few years, but quit last year.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
F.U.C.K.
thats for when Casey makes us mad. lol
by KC Ryan on May 5, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Paleeze. Just watch, he’ll turn a broken bat single into a damn run.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
zzzzz - pickoff attempts don’t shorten leads
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOO Chipperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We find ways to beat ourselves.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teams don’t beat us, we LOSE
No truer words posted this season so far.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Bobby decides that the IBB is the next best option…super
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m ok with this. Beltran is best hitter in MLB right now, and Delgado is double play threat.
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand what you’re saying, but Gonzo should be able to get anyone out. it’s never a good idea to put someone on for free…DP threat or not.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I view it as helping yourself — you set up the out at any base and increased chance of double play is in theory easier than 3 K’s to save the runs from scoring
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we at least agree that playing the infield on the grass was a stupid idea?
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha. Jesus Tittyfucking Christ
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chipper playing like a rookie...
NOW were fucked
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing we got him locked up for the next 3 yrs
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
-1
Ridiculous statement. Even Pujols couldn’t beat him out LAST YEAR
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Past performance is no indication of future results. See Anderson, Garrett
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there’s a difference between a guy who’s been better than ever before the last few years, and a guy who has gotten progressively worse
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not down on Chipper this year, or maybe next. But honestly? 3 years from now? When we are lucky to get 120 games from him as is?
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Martini and Omar sit on a bench waiting to come in for him
2 guys that could be playing everyday for other clubs
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, if you want a 3B with 0 power. Works fine for middle infield, but not 1b/3b
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The third year was a stretch, but doesn’t it vest? I guess the vest options are pretty lenient though…
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUGA isn't going to the Hall of Fame
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom Glavine is...and we don't want him either
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh. you'll get over it. we're paying Chipper a third of what he's worth for all-star numbers
Chipper Jones is not the problem with the Braves.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check the hyperbole at the door 36M a year? Don’t get me wrong, I love what Chipper has done for the Braves. I just don’t see him getting any better, and probably much worse, as he gets older. It’s going to happen.
And actually, he has been the problem, defensively, in 2 of the last few games. Errors happen, but let’s not let him off the hook b/c he’s had a great career.
Plenty of Braves need to step it up. He’s one of them.
by fphjr01 on May 5, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup…walking someone to put the DP in order, and then playing the infield on the grass with a notorious power hitter up? makes no sense.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
L.M.A.O.
You’ve been great. Try the veal.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, I’m gonna go study for my stats final. This is total faggotry.
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m gonna go now. GOODBYE
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are we watching this team? If we don’t add some offense(and apparently some defense) were a lost cause
by MatM on May 5, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And, this team gets 1 day off this month and that’s not for 8 more days.
We’re playing like a bunch of individuals, not as a team.
Is it possible May ends up worse than April?
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s not just possible, it’s very likely.
by Lennox on May 5, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The feed I’m watching on just died, I guess it had enough.
by Lennox on May 5, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing inspiring like your announcers justifying the non RBI by Wright just now was because the Muts really didn’t “need” to score it.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And no doubt their closer will seal the deal.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I am 15 minutes late on this but it just makes me sick to see Chipper fight through an at bat against Putz and then get lucky when Castillo makes an error, only to have Garrett Anderson fly out weakly on the next pitch.
I try not to be too reactionary but for me Anderson is representative of everything that makes me upset about Bobby Cox’s ultimate reliance on older players. It’s clear Anderson could use some time to figure out what the heck he is trying to do at the plate and Cox puts him out there even after Anderson refuses to get a few rehab at bats. It just frustrates me a lot.
by bengoodfella on May 5, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the problem is that I have no idea what a better option would be out there. Right now, we are really missing McCann in my opinion. I know it is early in the season, but it is not that early to where we can’t see trends developing. One of the trends I see is that I am not becoming a huge Garrett Anderson fan and I still have no idea where the offense is going to come from.
by bengoodfella on May 5, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kelly?
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i may boycott any game with FUGA. im still thinking that over. can't believe it's come to this
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may be with you on that. It’s getting to the point I am being frustrated by the lack of caring in his face and eyes. He’s driving me to overanalyze why he stinks.
by bengoodfella on May 5, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that gets me more than anything.
The look on his face of he couldn’t care less.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Instead of watching tonight’s game I decided to go to a Single A game. Looks like I made the right choice?
by mdhenshaw on May 5, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you missed a great first pitch swing by GA
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was 0-fer tonight, but boy did he glide back to the dugout well each time.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like the Braves are a boat with holes in the bottom and every time we plug one of the holes, another one pops up. First, we fixed the bullpen a few seasons ago, but the team had other problems, last year we had Tex for a good portion of the year but our success was stopped by poor starting pitching and this year it seems we fixed the starting pitching but can’t find hitting. I need to go drink.
by bengoodfella on May 5, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like Schafer’s bat must way 100 pounds
by MatM on May 5, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Besides watching the Braves fall short again…. I’ve become “dead” to bigjoe.
What a pisser of a night.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But dude, the Steelers?!?! Seeing all those Steelers fans on tv causes blindness
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now Chief, be kind.
I’ve just endure this entire game.
(and I see just fine) ;-)
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking similiar things. His Seinfeld appearance is fighting the battle against his stupidity in my head right now.
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
During the game he talked about how much he hates that “Everybody Clap Your Hands” chant, which is strange because I associate that goofy ass thing with the Mets more than anyone else. I will now relish every playing of said chant, knowing that Keith Hernandez hates it.
by TheTed on May 5, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
……who’s up?
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, good at bat there, let’s do some yard work Omar
by MatM on May 5, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
O-M-A-R
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Against a team with a competent offense K-rod is gonna kill this team
by MatM on May 5, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HA
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now Kman will throw one to the backstop.
He HAS to be flustered.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone should have been hauling ass…Infante should be on 2B
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSS
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I cannot believe Escobar swung at the first pitch…
by Uninvited on May 5, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god… it would be so awesome to win this game in this fashion
by MatM on May 5, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See…first pitch fastball and Yunel swings. Nothing wrong with that.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t imagine why they would
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chip PER
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How the hell can he field his position, ending the throw like that?
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
win teh damned thing
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least they made the end of this one exciting – no matter the outcome.
These snoozefests are killing me.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well we didn’t really deserve any of that anyways
by MatM on May 5, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HA. just as a tease
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t help think what might have happened if Infante had actually run out that pop fly…
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kelly would have ended up on third, cause he actually hustles
Logan Schafer for 2009 ROY!!! Go Wolverine!!! SNKT!
Call the Braves office and demand Anderson be stripped of #18. He doesn't deserve that hallowed number!
by Rhyno18 on May 5, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, KJ was trotting around 3rd too…once he saw the Delgado dropped it he started moving his ass down the 3rd base line to score
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, force them to make the perfect throw.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t help but think what would happen if our bullpen didn’t give up runs in the 9th.
by mdhenshaw on May 5, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really the bullpen’s fault…Chipper air mailed that throw to 2B
by Smoltz's Beard on May 5, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
terrible announcing by chip, he made it seem like a home run
by mdhenshaw on May 5, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+ 100
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 5, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have rather lost 4-1…thats just cruel.
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on May 5, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Garrett Anderson isn’t worth the toilet paper he wipes his ass with, much less his salary
by MatM on May 5, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
God, I hate the Metropolitans
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Im glad Chip got the green light…even though he flew out, its preferable to FUGA having the chance
by Zeus12888 on May 5, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what he said
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, if FUGA would have come up and failed AGAIN – it would have been … shudders to think.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This.
TomahawkChopped (10:24:17 PM): oh fuck, if chipper reaches, FUGA is next. son of a bitch
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 5, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, we’ve lost 4 in a row
We’re off on the road to play against the NL East. (Marlind, Phillies. Muts)
They better figure out something and do it QUICK.
by NCChopper on May 5, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1. shoot fuga
2. shoot tp
3. bring up swagga and medlen
4. learn to score runs n00b
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
James Patrick Murray
by dc_allday on May 5, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been holding off on any extreme brutality....
(ahem) ……..But, not only have we fallen off the damned wagon, the Natties wagon is about to run us over.
"The future is no place to place your better days." - Dave Matthews ~ RIP Roi
by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 5, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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