Braves in the Community - Publix Food Drive for Atlanta Community Food Bank
It's easy to gauge our feelings about the Atlanta Braves and their players based on what they do on the field, and within the organizational boundaries. And occasionally we tend to forget that, hey, they're people too. Sure, what they do on the field, can bring us great joy, massive anxiety, or a whole lot of anger, but when the day is over, those things are inconsequential when it comes to the things they do off the field.
On May 22nd 2009, the Atlanta Braves teamed up with Publix Supermarkets and brought us the first of five "Shop with the Braves" promotions that benefited the Atlanta Community Food Bank, where people made donations in monetary contributions or canned goods, while they got to meet Atlanta Braves players for autographs, and/or just to watch them go around the grocery store doing blue collar tasks such as working the deli, assisting in handing out samples, or bagging groceries.
Up first for the Braves this time around, was closer Mike Gonzalez, centerfielder Jordan Schafer, and pinch-hitter extraordinaire Greg Norton.
The event was quite simple. You, the customer bring 15 canned goods, and/or make a minimum $15 contribution to ACFB, and you stick around and meet the players, get autographs, take photos, and watch the players help out around the store.
Between 12:00 pm and 1:30 pm, the three players would take 30-minute meet and greet shifts, and two 30-minute shifts working around the store. The initial line-up was Greg Norton, Jordan Schafer, and then Mike Gonzalez.
Jordan Schafer
Well apparently, Mr. Norton had some issues with Buckhead traffic, and was a tad late to the event. No problem. Being the good teammate he is, Schafer put himself into the lead-off spot (not hinting at anything here), and met with the fans first.
Schafer was quiet and polite, and I'm glad I got there early enough to where I didn't have to wait a great deal. If I had any regrets, its not getting a number from the girl with the pink bat in front of me, despite how much we were chatting, because ladies, I got no game but anyway.
I asked Schafer a question:
How did you feel when Jon Miller and Joe Morgan were calling you "Logan Shaver" on ESPN during your Major League debut?
His response: (and he sounds kind of like Keanu Reeves, when being candid)
Well, I didn't know about it until after the game when my family was calling me to tell me. Said with a smirk on his face.
Very cool and collected. And also clearly a candidate for a team heartthrob, because there were more squealy little girls in his line than anyone else's.
While trying to flirt with the girl with the pink bat, I caught Schafer working the sandwich booth inside. As you can see, squealy little girls are not the only ones that he attracts. But he was cool about the event, and when someone asked him why he wasn't working the slicer, he joking responded that aside from baseball his hands were useless, so both the store and the Braves didn't want him doing anything other than standing and serving.
Greg Norton
Norton wasn't that late to the event, but when he arrived, he wasted absolutely no time in getting straight to work. From the moment I saw him walk through the automatic doors, he was in the back of the store near the samples section ready for action and taking instruction for serving customers:
LOL'd at the hair net. No knock on Norton, but I don't think he's got enough hair to worry about getting in the food. Joking aside, I love the fact that he's clearly not taking himself seriously that he has no problem looking a little silly in front of cameramen and cameras alike.
LOL'd at the expression on the woman's face top right. She looks like a mother of a kid who couldn't be at the event thinking she's in the presence of Chipper Jones or something, not realizing it's Greg Norton. Or maybe she's yawning. Who knows.
Anyway, Norton was cool as hell, and like Schafer, I thought of a question to ask him:
How did you feel when you hit that big pinch-hit homer against the Mets late last season to send off Shea Stadium?
His response, after realizing it wasn't a generic question, and had to stop and think about it for a moment:
Good. ...Real good. Manual was my manager back in Chicago (White Sox, 98-00), and he used to rip me, so it felt really good to hit that one.
Totally awesome answer. Couldn't have asked for a better one.
Mike Gonzalez
Unfortunately for me, I came to the event with only two baseballs, and I had nothing else in my possession to get signed, so I had to forgo getting anything signed by our closer. Put it this way, the event was winning by a margin of more than three runs, so despite the fact that he wasn't needed to make it any better, he came out to close anyway.
As I'm sure many people can attest, Mike Gonzalez IS Mr. Intesity. He's always looking so serious and, well intense. He really should come out to the Ultimate Warrior's music or something, out of the bullpen.
But unlike the Warrior, Gonzalez isn't nuts, and in fact, despite the serious demeanor, probably had the biggest heart there. He's gone on the record, and talked about how if he could meet any player dead or alive, it would be Roberto Clemente, he of the most charitable player ever, to where they have an award named after him to signify great charity.
Gonzo bagging groceries. No knock on Schafer or Norton, but no player showed more enthusiasm for their duties for the afternoon like Gonzalez did. You all know how impatiently rockingly Gonzo is on the mound during a save situation? That's kind of how he was like inside of Publix. He bagged food quickly and efficiently, and before you know it, his line was empty, because he had already gotten through the customers that quickly.
Mike Gonzalez is the kind of guy, pleibian men like me should hate - he's amazingly good looking, rich, and plays baseball for a living being blessed with that left-arm. But I don't hate Mike Gonzalez. I love Mike Gonzalez. And seeing him in action in the afteroon made the REAL save he earned later that evening against the Blue Jays that much more awesome.
Okay, so I actually have two regrets. But not getting the number of the girl with the pink bat is still the top one, but I really wish I had a baseball to have gotten signed by Mike Gonzalez as well.
The event as a whole, if you couldn't tell was enjoyable, and I certainly hope that the Braves and Publix were able to earn a substantial contribution for the ACFB to where they would easily consider events like these as no-brainers for future seasons. Because despite the privilege it is to see our players earn their keep on the field, it's even better to witness their character outside of baseball.
There will be four more of these, throughout the season, and if I can make them, I'll make them all, and do similarly. I'd advise anyone within the Metro Atlanta area to come out and do the same, you won't regret it.
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Dammit.
Where is the obligatory ass shot?
Oh, Bobby.
by sdp on May 26, 2009 10:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe pink bat girl or someone she knows will see this post and solve all your problems.
And is Schafer signing with his right hand? Throws left, signs right?!
by VictorW on May 26, 2009 10:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s clearly amphibious.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 26, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
malapropism joke.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 26, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blaine Boyer did that. Except the other way.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 26, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I write left handed and throw with my right hand. =/
by Gage23 on May 30, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you didn’t try to drop the moderator line on her.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 26, 2009 10:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Very cool writeup as always. Glad you went; I told you those three were good guys.
Man, Schafer’s autograph has changed dramatically since a couple of years ago, heck, even since Spring Training. What’s with the two lines across the middle? On the other hand, Norton’s autograph has been the exact same for at least the last 10 years.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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by cbwilk on May 26, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It looks about right to me. I’ve got 3 different Schafer auto’d cards from early 2008 to late 2008, and he’s got the lines in all 3 of them.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 26, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s the way Elvis Andrus used to sign his autographs – with the lines….I have no idea what it means. I know Schafer and Elvis used to be pals….I wonder if he got the idea from him? None of my Schafer autos, for what it’s worth, have the lines, but they’re all from 06 and 07.
by secondbass on May 26, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I remember that with Andrus, his autograph was nuts. There were like three tiers to it, the three big loops, all the little stuff in between, and the lines/circles going across the whole mess. All in all, interesting, but way too sloppy for my taste.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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by cbwilk on May 26, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said...
That he didn’t have any reason for it other than he and his friend (who I take to be Elvis) started doing it and thought it looked cool.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great stuff. Good to know we have a team with a bunch of good guys on it.
Norton’s hair net is killing me over here.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it looks funny how they all wear collar
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."
by Bravely going forward on May 26, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oops...
*collared shirts underneath their jerseys
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."
by Bravely going forward on May 26, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was surprised about that as well. I normally do that with the t-shirt jerseys.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's the athletic business-casual style
looks good whether you’re on the field or in the front office…
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."
by Bravely going forward on May 26, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for all the pics and the post! I didn’t get out of my conference calls until 1:10. I drove over anyway, but only got there in time to cross paths with Logan in the parking lot.
Referencing Gonzo’s intensity, he was on the radio the day before talking about how he needed to remember to put the soft stuff on top when he was bagging. lol.
Nice to see the watch made an appearance as well.
yeah the other 96 is that I am too good for everyone else.
by Lizziebeth on May 26, 2009 12:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard him giving a pretty in depth interview on the Braves’ radio pre-game show 3 or 4 days ago. It was the day after the 1 to 0 win over the Blue Jays. He was talking about the team being fired up, chattering and pulling for each other that game and how he thought they play a lot better when all the guys do that. He was asked about the last play, when Pardo had the ball pop up in front of him and somehow snagged it and threw the batter out, and he said Pardo was probably the best athlete on the team, which I thought was interesting.
He was really polite, articulate and made some good points.
by fandave on May 26, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn…wish I could hear more of these interviews. Instead I have to deal with Rob Dibble talking about how awesome the “drainage” is of various fields. That or tune into the WWL and see Jeter or Rollins interviewed for the umpteenth time.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 26, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check out Braves radio streaming live via the tubes. http://www.project961.com/main.html
by fandave on May 26, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heart Gonzo
8 ))
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by Chief Noc-A-Homa on May 26, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good Post and Pics
Thanks for sharing with those of us that live to far to attend!
The Braves have always had very generous players on their team!
That speaks volumes on the integrity of this organization!
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
by HEYJUDE on May 26, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You could have looked in the toy section, sometimes they have balls. They tend to be of the swishy kind though. It would be funny to have Gonzalez sign a wiffleball.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 27, 2009 10:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It was a Publix in Buckhead. There are no kids in Buckhead. The ones you do see are called “tourists.”
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 27, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hate to break it to you now, but Sports Authority is less than a mile up the street on the right.
by fandave on May 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, he knew a few days ahead of time there were going to be three of them, so really, at any point he could have picked up a third ball…
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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by cbwilk on May 27, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was on the fence the whole time, but I figured it would be a good story to tell out of it, so I took two, hoping to get Gonzalez and Schafer, but I didn’t want to be an obvious dick in line, and I had to be back at work, so I just stuck with Norton, and I was pleased because he told me a good story out of it.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I know where it is, it’s just that I’m coming in from Midtown. And Sports Authority always seems to NOT have precisely what ever it is I am looking for. If anywhere, I almost never have problems getting the pre-cased Rawlings balls from Targets or sometimes even Walmarts.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you weren't the gross guy...
hitting on my friend and I. Just kidding, I’m sure you weren’t…although it probably would be ironic.
But you’re right about all three of them. Schafer seemed to be a little more shy than the others, and MAN is Gonzo good looking. I would post some of my pictures, but I don’t know how.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 2:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Post them on photobucket.com and then use the link they give you to post on here. It’s really easy.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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by cbwilk on May 28, 2009 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok...Let's give this a go!

Jordan Schafer wears Coach shoes!
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow, how lame.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 28, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?!
I think they’re awesome! I mean, look at them!
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know, I guess I am not Mr. Style, I am pretty sure if I saw a guy wearing coach shoes in public I would make fun of him.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 28, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach is where I buy my mom purses for Mothers Day and her birthday.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, you must be a BALLER
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 28, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course…money is no object to him. He said it 15 times in the Failcouer post.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That, and the repeated Vegas trips
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear god...
I guess that’s less conspicuous than the Hummer, though.
by MichaelProcton on May 28, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ladies’ Coach shoes, at that. I’m totally linking to this picture on Braves Love! :D
by Lauren T. on May 29, 2009 7:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man, did this kid know how to work it! Kid got his picture taken with all three of them and got all their autographs.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Schafer signing my friend’s hat.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s my Braves bag he’s holding there…and that’s me he’s looking at!
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh….he’s so dreamy…
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 28, 2009 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
couldn’t move for a second, could you?! Heart caught in your throat when his eyes met yours…
Is it hot in here?
by Lizziebeth on May 28, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did you know?
He was a complete gentleman. When he signed my hat, he wrote “Much Love, [arabic scribbling]”
He did misspell my name, though.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
met him at the Braves caravan earlier this year…

The picture I had him sign (I took it on TC Meetup day 08, btw – for all you losers who didn’t show up). I asked him if he had a sense of humor before I set it down. He laughed and said, “oh wow. Yeah, I love it.”

by Lizziebeth on May 28, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha!
I remember seeing these a while back. They’re both great! His signature looks arabic, though.
…I really like the second one.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should look into getting that “growth” removed from your face. Plastic surgery is popular in California.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 28, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
Ah, yes, that’s why I can’t come to the Meet-up in Baltimore; I’m saving up for the face transplant…
by Lizziebeth on May 29, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should add...
that I spelled it out for him, too.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I get it. He smiles for women.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aww...
He didn’t smile for you?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at the stare!
In the first picture. He’s staring at me like I’m an opposing batter trying to ruin his save. I’m amazed that he nodded when I asked if I could snap the picture.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I surprised him when I took that pic of him...
I asked him if I could get a picture with him, but I meant to ask if I could get a picture of him. When I started taking the picture, he was like “Aren’t you going to be in it?” That’s why he looks a little confused in it.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh, it was probably the earrings. Do you find that some guys get automatically defensive about that around you?
I think it’s because they’re pissed that you carry it off so well, and women find it sexy.
‘course it could’ve been your sparkle.
or the moo-moo.
or that he could tell you’re really a woman under that Jamie Kotsay shirt.
by Lizziebeth on May 28, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny thing is, we might’ve made eye contact and walked by one another several times, and neither of us would’ve ever known. Unless you were wearing all brown and carrying a pink bat, getting it signed on behalf of her friends, then I probably wasn’t hitting on you.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll bet we strategically avoided one another.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very likely. I’m ashamed of my massive girth when not catching foul balls and giving them to young children.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure I would’ve noticed you sparkling. It’s very likely I’m one of the squealy little girls you referred to, although I’m neither squealy nor a little girl…just, smiley.
You’re massive girth?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to bigjoe, I’m 416 pounds
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see.
It’s a wonder you can even walk.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is. Publix staff kept staring at me like I was going to start ripping perishables off the shelves and eat them right there on the spot. Look, I might be 416 pounds, but I’m not some food-obsessed psychopath.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They kept staring at me too...
I just kept walking up and down aisles. Then I would go stare at the players, then go walk up and down the aisles some more. Actually, it was pretty stalkerish. But I turn weird when I get around players. It happens.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats why dad doesn’t take mom out to fancy events…
Guy #1: Damn, these oysters are going to make us horny as hell...
Girl #2: Oh yeah, I forgot oysters are hermaphrodites.
by bwellnjonesco on May 28, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get that way too. My wife had to ask Tommy Hanson to sign a ball after he had sat down in the bullpen, because i didn’t want to bother him by asking him to get up and walk over and sign.
"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09
by 10-4 on May 28, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was trying to think of the last player I really got weird around and it was very had for me to think of one. I guess I’d say when I got Dale Murphy last year, cause I was kind of shaking a little from the excitement. Of course, then I got him in ST this year and it was like everybody else. Except, you know, one of the greatest players in Braves history.
When I first started trying to get autographs like 12 years ago I was very nervous about it, but after some of the other guys getting autographs gave me shit about calling Ralph Milliard “Mr. Milliard” and the players were so cool about signing, I got over it. I used to be cripplingly shy but now I’m awesome, all cause of getting autographs.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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by cbwilk on May 29, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should've seen me when I met Chipper...
That was hilarious. Let’s just say I’m 3 for 3 in having the players laugh at me.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 29, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha. That’s pretty cool, since Chipper doesn’t really talk or interact much when he signs stuff.
I thought of another one, Bob Gibson. I was pretty tense and nervous when I got him. He’s almost 70 and still intimidating!
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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by cbwilk on May 29, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang...
You’ve met a lot of people. The “coolest” I’ve ever been talking to a player was with Jesus Montero. But all I did was ask if I could take my picture with him.
But yeah…Chipper kinda chuckled at me, which might as well have been him bursting out laughing as far as I’m concerned.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 29, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was shocked at how cool Montero was, cause I had heard nothing but horror stories about it. That was one of those cases where I thought other guys who try to get autographs must just be a-holes. That whole Charleston team last year was awesome, that was one of the most fun days of the season.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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by cbwilk on May 29, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were Terrible...
the game I went to see. We ended up leaving during the fourth inning or so because the pitcher kept walking in runs. And Montero was already having a bad game. But I still got some good pics.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 29, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking more about the personalities. All the guys were super nice and just having a lot of fun.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
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by cbwilk on May 29, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha...
Gotcha. Just sharing my experience. I agree with you, though.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 29, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to be cripplingly shy but now I’m awesome
LOL
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 29, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The player I enjoyed meeting/signing was Chad Cordero.
He’s so laid back and signs pretty much everything. I also ran into him and Gary Majewski up at a Dave & Busters up in Maryland a few years ago. My friend and I had a drink with him, and by the time we left, the pitching game on the Midway had “MAJ” as all top five scores from where Majewski was lobbing 72mph heat from like 5 yards away.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 29, 2009 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call. Both those guys are very cool. There’s a video one of the Potomac Nationals pitchers made last year celebrating their league championship that had some stuff of Cordero from early in the year when he was rehabbing and participating in all the kangaroo court stuff. He took his punishment along with everybody else, which I though was pretty cool, since most ML guys would feel above it.
"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com
by cbwilk on May 29, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 28, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey guy, can you link that hotel again? Think I’m going to secure the room when I get home.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
The one I am staying at (Mount Vernon) went up to $119 per night here
Here is one near mine called Park Hotel for $85 per night
And a Sheraton for $100 per night
All are close to the stadium.
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.
by mvandonsel on May 28, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m too lazy to book a hotel, but I’ll get around to it…eventually
"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!
by bigjoe on May 28, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might regret it if not early. Baltimore hotels can skyrocket at the last second, especially if there is anything going on in the city that weekend.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good man, I appreciate this. Went ahead and booked a room at the Park Hotel. Only like 3 blocks from yours.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could find a screen grab of that Simpsons episode where Fat Homer is in the ice cream truck.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just going to say something about a pink moo-moo
by Lizziebeth on May 28, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
snap
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my favorite episodes (hence the avatar), but I was amazed to see how many pictures of it are on google/yahoo images.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops. blue moo-moo with pink flowers. got it jumbled up with all the pink in Beard’s avatar.
by Lizziebeth on May 28, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What can we say, Beard likes pink. How sensible.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t wanna look like a weirdo.
by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wheres the “ANY” key?
The New Punchout for Nintendo Wii......get it
by bravesguy311 on May 29, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahah awesome
The New Punchout for Nintendo Wii......get it
by bravesguy311 on May 29, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aww, thats very nice of you.
When I was alot younger, I remember a random guy giving me a ball he had caught. I had never had a game used ball before, and I’ll never forget it.
Guy #1: Damn, these oysters are going to make us horny as hell...
Girl #2: Oh yeah, I forgot oysters are hermaphrodites.
by bwellnjonesco on May 28, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah...
He was caught doing it on tv, too.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t think you knew what each other looked like…
Guy #1: Damn, these oysters are going to make us horny as hell...
Girl #2: Oh yeah, I forgot oysters are hermaphrodites.
by bwellnjonesco on May 28, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bigjoe knows
and shouted it from the rooftops!
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And...
My friend and I were watching the game and saw it. Although, it happened twice, so I’m not entirely sure which guy it was.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which guy he was. (Sorry royhobbs)
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear all this random shit about big joe…he must be some sort of super hero or a …. (I’ll let someone else finish this statement)
Guy #1: Damn, these oysters are going to make us horny as hell...
Girl #2: Oh yeah, I forgot oysters are hermaphrodites.
by bwellnjonesco on May 28, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Find a way to make it to the B-more series and you’ll be able to see him in all his glory (ie. drunk).
by Smoltz's Beard on May 28, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny Story
My friend and I got there a little bit early and decided to go inside the store to see what was going on. Well, we’re standing by the cash registers and Gonzo and Schafer walk in. I swear, we must’ve looked retarded because we were just standing there staring at them, mouths gaping. Then, Gonzo walked past us and said, “hello ladies.” That’s when he walked to the back and started handing out the sandwiches. We went back there with him, too. When he started bagging stuff, we were there (and were still completely awestruck). (Got my picture taken with him, too). Finally, he got in autograph line. When we got to the front, I said to him, “I swear we’re not stalking you…” Then the lady at the front who was handing stuff to him tells me, “this is a Stalk-Free Zone. That’s why I’m here, to fend off the crazy stalkers!”
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 28, 2009 2:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
changed your avatar…. who’s bling was that
by Cammando2317 on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think...
You’re thinking of Lizziebeth.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll have you know
I took in all of Mike Vick’s dogs that still had teeth, sleep with a loaded nickel-plated .44 in each one of my hands, can kill Chuck Norris merely by glancing at him and his nasty fist/chin, have a PhD in Psycho, and can fly a Cessna Cardinal 172. I have no idea how the last item is supposed to scare you compared to the others, but I threw it in anyway. :) Oops, I forgot about the part with my three toothed cousin who will kill for a six twelve pack. Of Milwaukee’s Best.
It’s Gonzo’s watch. Now stop stalking all the women around here!
by Lizziebeth on May 30, 2009 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I certainly wouldn’t want to meet you in a dark alley…
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on May 30, 2009 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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