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Alright I am tired of all the FanPosts that clutter up of the sidebar pushing off valid FanPosts that are informative. This includes: repeated posting of the same topic, sarcastic posts that really have no point other than to insult people you disagree with or are tired of, and most definitely a post that consists of IMAMORONIMAMORONIMAMORONIMAMORONIMAMORON (or your choice of filler) over and over to reach the word minimum.

So here is what will be done. If you post something that coudl easily be commented into another existing post (I.E. rosterbating) then I or royhobbs will summarily delete it and warn you. (Understand also that a warning isn't always us being a dick, sometimes I just use to inform you why I did something ebcause it gives you a message when you log on the site. So if I delete your post and warn you just understand that I am trying to keep things smooth and concise in the fanposts).

If you FanPost a sarcastic or insulting post that is directed at someone else, you are probably doing the same thing that we all get annoyed at them for so your post will be summarily deleted and you will be warned (probably in a dickish fashion).

If you post something without enough words and then use some stupid filler to make up 75 words then you shouldn't be posting in the first place. It isn't hard to put 75 words in a post. Hell each one of my paragraphs here probably has 75. So you know what will happen with these kinds of posts? They will be summarily deleted and you will be warned (in a dickish fashion).

If you have any questions feel free to email me or royhobbs or complain to Gondeee when he gets back from the EU.

Also I would like as many of you to REC this as possible so it stays on the fanposts for a while.

This FanPost does not express the views or opinions of Talking Chop.

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Thank You

I agree totaly

"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."

by HEYJUDE on May 24, 2009 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I guess ur right, It can get annoying.

But honestly, I don’t mind fan posts about trades that don’t have much possibility or what the person thinks that the team should do at that point in the season. I do completely agree with you that no one should make a post that is an inside joke or slamming another member of the blog. But honestly, if someone wanted to make a fanpost about what they saw frenchy doing when he was drunk after the game, I would love to read it. I don’t care if its relevant to the team, as long as it’s related to the team.

SubParr

by nick9314 on May 24, 2009 10:33 AM EDT reply actions  

I agree

even though I think I am being called out a little (fanposts mocking others’ fanposts)

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on May 24, 2009 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Considering how many times you’ve done it, you’ve got nobody to blame but yourself and Pujols

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 24, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

but, in my defense, I only posted sarcastic ’making-fun-of-other-people" posts twice…maybe my posts about UNC are still rubbing people raw….

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on May 25, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great work, bout time.

"Ohhhh Shit."-Bobby Cox, 3/28/09

by 10-4 on May 24, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Wanna bet?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 24, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please tell me you know I’m joking.
It would be different if I were known to rosterbate, but being a married man, there’s only one kind of “bating” that goes on in my life.

by Bobby Cocks on May 24, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Text oft fails to convey the playful nature that words can sometimes have. I imagine the e-smirk on your face when making your witty remark, as I would hope you could imagine e-smirk on my face making my witty rebuttal. Besides, nobody wants to see ANY pics of gondeee in any capacity, so you’re doing everyone a disservice if you posted them.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 24, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So does that mean...

Setting some kind of dark chocolate trap at the foot of the bed?

by MichaelProcton on May 25, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

We all just got a hilarious e-mail from a dude who didn’t read this and was very angry that his fanpost talking about an extra ridiculous trade proposal was deleted. He talked about how none of us had the power to do anything, but the thing is…he sent it to gondeee too. Whoops.

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?"
President, CEO, and chairman of the Brandon Jones fan club. PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK!

by bigjoe on May 24, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

the EMAIL

Just want to tell you and all of your pathetic fuckin little cronies Matt….to GO FUCK YOURSELF and to look in the mirror about posting stupid, worthless shit on the site! Hell…..anything and everything you four idiots have to say is so hypocritical it’s astounding and baseless considering how many times each have criticized others for not agreeing with you! How many times have you banned someone for their language…..even though the four or five of you can use it? A gee….better not disagree or defend myself against these guys attacks…or be banned.
 
So again….FUCK YOU and why don’t you really show me something by banning me from even visiting the site! Oh…that’s right none of you have the power you think you do and are just little punks that argue over the internet! Nice…you’ve all accomplished so much as the “authors” and “moderator” of this poorly run site! I almost forgot…did you need me to provide you with a definition of the word moderator????
 
And nice earrings…Hobbs….very sharp….I bet you have a bunch of boyfriends!!!
 
 
Sincerely,
 
Kyle

by yondaime4 on May 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

this email was actually from a guy that I banned earlier this month, bravesperspectivesince1982. Its like the the 3rd hate mail i’ve gotten from him lol.

by yondaime4 on May 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

One word – ignorant

"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."

by HEYJUDE on May 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, I love how he’s absolutely fixated on the fact that I have earrings. I don’t know if I should be flattered or creeped out at another man carefully studying my avatar so intently.

The best part is that despite the fact that he’s banned from the site, he continues to come and visit the poorly run site he apparently hates so much, and reads everything anyway.

btw, this EMAIL is in response to this particular fanpost.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Truth

Man with earrings = Man who has gay sex orgies and hates America. It’s just a fact. So take out your earrings and stop having gay sex orgies, and maybe you won’t be someone your parents are ashamed of. Just sayin’.

"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09

by buzzdeadwax on May 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s how I cope with my own self-loathing.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, so that’s really you in your avatar? Damn, I was hoping it was some chick that you were gonna post nude one day. That doesn’t make me gay, does it?

by Bobby Cocks on May 24, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shh

Don’t tell anyone that I’m really an attractive female who puts up a front because I just want to fit in with the boys and talk baseball, and that I had bigjoe cover for me by claiming some random person catching a foul ball was me.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 25, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha…nice cover, switching bigjoe’s real situation with yours…whoops, did I just post that? I meant to hit preview. hm

by Lizziebeth on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buddy, my avatar cat, wants an earring, to support your gayness.

by sddbaker on May 26, 2009 7:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

I think he’s just a little lonely and wants to make some friends.

by VictorW on May 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seems like a nice guy.

by Smoltz's Beard on May 25, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can I just say how funny this was when I read it in my inbox. I had a pretty good day anyway, but this was nice icing on the cake. What a class act.

"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on May 25, 2009 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

royhobbs……MODERATOR?

by BullManUGA on May 25, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny! I have never noticed your earring/earrings. That is creepy. he had looked you over that closely…but I for one love that look on Guys

"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."

by HEYJUDE on May 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Topical weekly posts?

I don’t think we need anything special for minor league prospect talk, as the daily minors update is the proper place for that. But how about having a weekly rosterbation post so that people can have a release? We only invite trouble when we force people to abstain from rosterbating.

"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09

by buzzdeadwax on May 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i was actually considering this. I’ll talk with THE gond and see what he has to say on it.

by yondaime4 on May 24, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Day After a Loss Bitch Post.

by Smoltz's Beard on May 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

or you could let me make my sarcastic posts

when you guys see that it was me posting, you would know that it is all sarcasm and not serious, and when the others see it, they will think it is serious and proceed to comment there without actually creating fanposts of their own to annoy us all with.

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on May 25, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, i had to try...

:)

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on May 25, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone care to explain what rosterbating is to someone who’s relatively new to the blogosphere? I’m assuming talking about who we should trade or who should be in the lineup/rotation?

by pancanbra on May 25, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes. It’s when somebody proposes a trade (or 5) and then proceeds to show how their dream lineup would play out. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of these rosterbatory scenarios that actually panned out, and they usually are just so ridiculous that they’re not even worth reading. It’s fun to think about what could be, but the site is really more about talking about the Braves, not the Fantasy Braves.

"At least he didn’t nail the bitchy fat girl from Hell's Kitchen."
www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on May 25, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLEASE make this a sticky!

Why SB Nation didn’t come up with something to allow bloggers/moderators/authors to post permanently fronted content is beyond me. Well said Matt and thanks!

You aren’t the czar of typographic emphasis

by scstrato on May 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

The minute this post gets bumped, Matt can re-post it pretty easily. It only takes 5 recs to get it back up on top.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on May 28, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

evidently, it needs to be front page, top story

people are STILL posting dumb shit.

"Actually, Justin was right."
by bigjoe on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

by justincredubil02 on May 28, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I concur……

"Life is an adventure. It's not the destination we reach that's most rewarding. It's the journey along the way."---"Memories are all that's left... LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH!!!!"

by HEYJUDE on May 28, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

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