The Official Braves Photoshop FanPost Contest. Who can chop the best?
So I thought this might be fun.Many of us (I am assuming) some have basic Photoshop skills. Hell, even Paint will do. Take a picture of any former or current Braves player, manager, fan or anything remotely related to the Braves and alter it in some amusing way and post it as a comment to the thread. Lets see how many creative people we have around here.
I will admit to being a total noob with Photoshop, so my skills are more basic cloning and adding text. Someone show us all how its done!
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sucks in general
I do like the cowboy hat though
I'll handle u in spring training - phil413
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 13, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
that part isnt photoshopped
i actually found a picture of him in a cowboy hat, haha
60% of the time, it works every time
I figured as much, he wouldn’t be smiling at the camera like that post-hit.
I'll handle u in spring training - phil413
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 13, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
I have photoshop but I don't know how to use it

"OBP is not a production number, and should not be used as something he achieved."
by VictorW on Feb 4, 2009 10:15 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
FYF doesn't deserve all the attention

"OBP is not a production number, and should not be used as something he achieved."
by VictorW on Feb 4, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Okay I think I picked on him enough for this month
"OBP is not a production number, and should not be used as something he achieved."
by VictorW on Feb 4, 2009 11:32 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
How many of these...
Can end up green? I’m rec’ing all the ones I like.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
A Day that will Live in Infamy...

by McGriff the Crime Dog on Feb 5, 2009 1:33 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
My boy’s getting his eye poked in this one. Tough break, Matty
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 5, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Street Fighter 8: MLB Addition

by McGriff the Crime Dog on Feb 5, 2009 1:39 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
haha, nice
I thought about chopping that, but I couldnt think of anything. Yunel would own Church anyday
60% of the time, it works every time
Church
Sucks at life. Great pic.
"He's getting better, but he's not there yet ..."
- Bobby Cox (talking about Boyer)
dayummmm
check out yunel’s huge package in this pic
"The waiting is the hardest part" ~ Tom Petty
by smoltziemyhero on Feb 9, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
I upload mine to photobucket
And then copy the HTML code into here. I see that others are doing it a different way though.
60% of the time, it works every time
<img src=“[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]”http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8958/bjoneshh0.jpg" target="_blank">http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8958/bjoneshh0.jpg[/IMG][/URL]"/>
That wasn’t an issue. Just thought it could have been better…Smoltz doesn’t look especially pissed here, and the girl doesn’t look as though she’s being especially annoying. If anything, she appears to be standing there, looking hot. I can’t really say much, though, because my MSPaint/Photoshop skills are roughly equivalent to those of a trained monkey.
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
hahahahaha very nice. best one yet
by McGriff the Crime Dog on Feb 5, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
great.
I guess I should be one to talk.
There's nights that I can't even walk.
There's days I couldn't give a fuck.
And in between is where I'm stuck.
by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 9, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
this is for royhobbs

Easiest photoshop ever, I didn’t even have to do anything.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
It’s funny how his head is very disproportional to the rest of his body, lol.
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how so? It doesn’t seem so to me.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
Maybe it’s just me. Good work on the Photoshop manipulating, though!
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shit you take away my lighter
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0ftbbad1hTgJ2/340x.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LlI9f-pQo/SIPPdNOcrAI/AAAAAAAAI4g/YEoJe5EaYZg/s320/cox.jpg
"The only time the Mets win is in the offseason"
Wickman’s thinking Arby’s.
I'll handle u in spring training - phil413
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 9, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
exactly what I thought
I guess I should be one to talk.
There's nights that I can't even walk.
There's days I couldn't give a fuck.
And in between is where I'm stuck.
by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yea me too.
"The only time the Mets win is in the offseason"
by Falconzfan284 on Feb 11, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Me three
"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09
by buzzdeadwax on Feb 14, 2009 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Sure he would...
…maybe it’s a VEGGIE BURGER!
Probably not – looks like it’s got bacon on it.
I'll handle u in spring training - phil413
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 10, 2009 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
I hope everyone understands this reference
by ATLandUNC on Feb 10, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
HA HA HA HA HA
Awesome
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Nicely done. I like this, except for one glaring error.
I'll handle u in spring training - phil413
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 10, 2009 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
hes hitting
the narrow side of the bard? haha. it was hard enough finding that picture, so i didnt care
60% of the time, it works every time
You got it…although your mentioning “the narrow side of the bard” is funny in a couple of respects
I'll handle u in spring training - phil413
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 10, 2009 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
nice concept
but the typo loses points with me. Also, would be more effective if it was the broad side of the barn… I realize the author acknowledged both limitations.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
For a week now I've Been
Looking at his techinique in this picture…… AND IT STILL SUCKS
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
we hates it
I'll handle u in spring training - phil413
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 13, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
This picture
has a million possibilities for a caption. someone else should take a shot at it

here is the original
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0215/mlb_a_glavine_600.jpg
60% of the time, it works every time
by ATLandUNC on Feb 10, 2009 4:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The Donkey
Signed with Washington today. I guess they get to enjoy his deefens. tear
60% of the time, it works every time
Acronym for “Fat Upper Pubic Area”; common misinterpretations include “Fat Upper Pussy Area,” “Fat Upper Penile Area” and “Farting Under Pelicans Asses.” Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genetalia.
I have never seen a caucasian male wear anything FUBU.
I'll handle u in spring training - phil413
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 12, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, it happens
All the time. I’ve seen it with my own two eyes, on more than a few occasions.
"Break's over"
Yeah, but never in a place where black people are
They’d get their ass beat.
"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09
by buzzdeadwax on Feb 14, 2009 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Definetly thought that was Slim Shady at first glance.
I guess I should be one to talk.
There's nights that I can't even walk.
There's days I couldn't give a fuck.
And in between is where I'm stuck.
by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 13, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Rec’d
I'll handle u in spring training - phil413
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 13, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Give this thread one more rec
and it will go to #1 most popular all time!
60% of the time, it works every time
I did my part with the last Schafer ad
I'll handle u in spring training - phil413
by mattdiaz4life on Feb 13, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
We just found our new LF

"Debated ya right not one person agreed with me" by ATLsportsfrk on Dec 27, 2008 6:31 PM EST
He needs his cigar
In CitiField
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
looks like a tank in L4D
I guess I should be one to talk.
There's nights that I can't even walk.
There's days I couldn't give a fuck.
And in between is where I'm stuck.
by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 13, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
I suspect we’ll never know…unless someone does some old fashioned detective work.
I guess I should be one to talk.
There's nights that I can't even walk.
There's days I couldn't give a fuck.
And in between is where I'm stuck.
by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 13, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
well
the name on the award looks like Ms. Sherry McIntcock to me.
best defensive shortstop in baseball hahahahahahahahahah (omar visquel)
I got it!
It’s Sherry Haithcock, Athletic Director at Liberty High School in South Carolina.
Now, why it’s pertinent, I have no idea…
I’m guessing somewhere along the line, there’s a veiled Francoeur/Clemson correlation here, because this lady is always posted when on the subject of Jeff Francoeur, and his connection to Clemson, and the fact that Liberty, SC is pretty close to Clemson, which if I’m not mistaken is where sdp is from.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

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