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The Official Braves Photoshop FanPost Contest. Who can chop the best?

So I thought this might be fun.Many of us (I am assuming) some have basic Photoshop skills. Hell, even Paint will do. Take a picture of any former or current Braves player, manager, fan or anything remotely related to the Braves and alter it in some amusing way and post it as a comment to the thread. Lets see how many creative people we have around here.

I will admit to being a total noob with Photoshop, so my skills are more basic cloning and adding text. Someone show us all how its done!

 

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Was once a Brave (still counts)

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60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 4, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The Roach : )

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by ATLandUNC on Feb 4, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

im mad

no one liked this one

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 13, 2009 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

sucks in general

I do like the cowboy hat though

I'll handle u in spring training - phil413

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 13, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that part isnt photoshopped

i actually found a picture of him in a cowboy hat, haha

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 13, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured as much, he wouldn’t be smiling at the camera like that post-hit.

I'll handle u in spring training - phil413

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 13, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

why not?

andruw did it all the time.

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 13, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats the winner right there.

SWAGGA LIKE BJONES, SWAGGA LIKE BJONES

JOE-BO FOR THE BENCH IN 09

by bigjoe on Feb 4, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

yes, this is what i wanted

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 4, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

text is sometimes all you need

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60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 4, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

great one of the man chipper

by Brandonba on Feb 4, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit…stop…that’s too funny!

www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Feb 4, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

FYF doesn't deserve all the attention

"OBP is not a production number, and should not be used as something he achieved."

by VictorW on Feb 4, 2009 10:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I'm not sure what I'm looking at

But I think I love it

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 4, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

you guys are goof balls

by Brandonba on Feb 4, 2009 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Okay I think I picked on him enough for this month

"OBP is not a production number, and should not be used as something he achieved."

by VictorW on Feb 4, 2009 11:32 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

No such thing

as enough

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 4, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

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60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 4, 2009 11:39 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

"OBP is not a production number, and should not be used as something he achieved."

by VictorW on Feb 4, 2009 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

I think you hurt his feelings…

by Lizziebeth on Feb 6, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

i just now got that that was chris hansen from dateline. im so out of the loop anymore. well now i have successfully copied you and this old meme in my own picture.

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 9, 2009 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok, THIS

Is the best thread ever…keep ’em coming!

by WienerDog on Feb 5, 2009 7:48 AM EST reply actions  

I’m waiting for hobbs to drop the bomb.

by 10-4 on Feb 5, 2009 8:27 AM EST reply actions  

How many of these...

Can end up green? I’m rec’ing all the ones I like.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Feb 5, 2009 8:30 AM EST reply actions  

My boy’s getting his eye poked in this one. Tough break, Matty

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 5, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

sad thing is, thats probably what it looked like in the clubhouse

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, nice

I thought about chopping that, but I couldnt think of anything. Yunel would own Church anyday

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Church

Sucks at life. Great pic.

"He's getting better, but he's not there yet ..."
- Bobby Cox (talking about Boyer)

by FrankyWren on Feb 5, 2009 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

dayummmm

check out yunel’s huge package in this pic

"The waiting is the hardest part" ~ Tom Petty

by smoltziemyhero on Feb 9, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

think that

might be a cup, but thanks for noticing

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 9, 2009 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Kelly has been getting off too easy

Couldnt find his error against the Phils, but these will do
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60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

Couldnt resist : )

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60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

How do you get a pic on here!!?!?!!?!?!?!?
i have a good one

by SayHeyWerd on Feb 5, 2009 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

I upload mine to photobucket

And then copy the HTML code into here. I see that others are doing it a different way though.

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

<img src=“[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]”http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8958/bjoneshh0.jpg" target="_blank">http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8958/bjoneshh0.jpg[/IMG][/URL]"/>

by SayHeyWerd on Feb 5, 2009 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

haha

thats why I always use the “preview” button. to avoid things like that :)

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

CHUCCCKKKYYYYYYY

WHERE YOU AT?

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

took me a minute to figure out who it was, until i saw the belt and the bling. nice touch!

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yikes

Braves players are sexist bastards

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60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 5:51 PM EST reply actions  

-2 for

domestic violence? noooo

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That wasn’t an issue. Just thought it could have been better…Smoltz doesn’t look especially pissed here, and the girl doesn’t look as though she’s being especially annoying. If anything, she appears to be standing there, looking hot. I can’t really say much, though, because my MSPaint/Photoshop skills are roughly equivalent to those of a trained monkey.

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I cant determine how mad or how loud the look, i just work with what google gives me :)

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 5, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I’m stoned or because I have no blood left in my body?

by bravesguy311 on Feb 6, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

hot dayyum that second chick

by SayHeyWerd on Feb 5, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahaha very nice. best one yet

by McGriff the Crime Dog on Feb 5, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

great.

I guess I should be one to talk.
There's nights that I can't even walk.
There's days I couldn't give a fuck.
And in between is where I'm stuck.

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 9, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

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60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 6, 2009 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

Okay, this thread is beginning to make my eyes hurt in very unpleasant ways.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Feb 6, 2009 8:48 AM EST reply actions  

Braves Minor League catcher Phil Britton hears the news that Tyler Flowers was traded:

www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Feb 6, 2009 11:09 AM EST reply actions  

www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Feb 6, 2009 11:54 AM EST reply actions  

This really is pretty painful now.

SWAGGA LIKE BJONES, SWAGGA LIKE BJONES

JOE-BO FOR THE BENCH IN 09

by bigjoe on Feb 6, 2009 11:58 AM EST reply actions  

this is for royhobbs

Easiest photoshop ever, I didn’t even have to do anything.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Feb 8, 2009 11:57 AM EST reply actions  

thats not even photoshop

I was there for that photoshoot

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 8, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s funny how his head is very disproportional to the rest of his body, lol.

BravesGirlBlog.com - Braves blogging by a Braves girl.

by mccannfan on Feb 8, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

how so? It doesn’t seem so to me.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Feb 8, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s just me. Good work on the Photoshop manipulating, though!

BravesGirlBlog.com - Braves blogging by a Braves girl.

by mccannfan on Feb 10, 2009 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

The Braves

2009 uniforms looks pretty good, I must admit

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60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 9, 2009 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

You didn't come here to play video games

With this 14 year old girl, did you?
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by ATLandUNC on Feb 9, 2009 12:11 AM EST reply actions  

this image or video had been moved or deleted

by SayHeyWerd on Feb 9, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

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60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 9, 2009 1:32 AM EST reply actions  

Bahahahahahaha

SWAGGA LIKE BJONES, SWAGGA LIKE BJONES

JOE-BO FOR THE BENCH IN 09

by bigjoe on Feb 9, 2009 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Wickman’s thinking Arby’s.

I'll handle u in spring training - phil413

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 9, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

fake!

Wickman would never throw away a burger

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 9, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly what I thought

I guess I should be one to talk.
There's nights that I can't even walk.
There's days I couldn't give a fuck.
And in between is where I'm stuck.

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 10, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea me too.

"The only time the Mets win is in the offseason"

by Falconzfan284 on Feb 11, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Me three

"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09

by buzzdeadwax on Feb 14, 2009 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure he would...

…maybe it’s a VEGGIE BURGER!

by FineHamAbounds on Feb 9, 2009 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

Probably not – looks like it’s got bacon on it.

I'll handle u in spring training - phil413

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 10, 2009 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

HA HA HA HA HA

Awesome

"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.

by morri029 on Feb 10, 2009 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Nicely done. I like this, except for one glaring error.

I'll handle u in spring training - phil413

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 10, 2009 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

hes hitting

the narrow side of the bard? haha. it was hard enough finding that picture, so i didnt care

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 10, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

or the fact that i put “the” instead of “they”

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 10, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You got it…although your mentioning “the narrow side of the bard” is funny in a couple of respects

I'll handle u in spring training - phil413

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 10, 2009 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Winner

hands down. can we vote on this because this should win.

by rocket8188 on Feb 12, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

nice concept

but the typo loses points with me. Also, would be more effective if it was the broad side of the barn… I realize the author acknowledged both limitations.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Feb 13, 2009 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

For a week now I've Been

Looking at his techinique in this picture…… AND IT STILL SUCKS

"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.

by morri029 on Feb 13, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

we hates it

I'll handle u in spring training - phil413

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 13, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

This picture

has a million possibilities for a caption. someone else should take a shot at it
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here is the original
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0215/mlb_a_glavine_600.jpg

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 10, 2009 4:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The Donkey

Signed with Washington today. I guess they get to enjoy his deefens. tear

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 11, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, Bobby.

by sdp on Feb 11, 2009 11:28 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Lol

 1 of the best yet

SubParr

by nick9314 on Feb 12, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

no...

but I’ve heard stories.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Feb 12, 2009 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Acronym for “Fat Upper Pubic Area”; common misinterpretations include “Fat Upper Pussy Area,” “Fat Upper Penile Area” and “Farting Under Pelicans Asses.” Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genetalia.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUPA

by Hanson-Ace on Feb 12, 2009 9:34 AM EST reply actions  

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Feb 12, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I have never seen a caucasian male wear anything FUBU.

I'll handle u in spring training - phil413

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 12, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, it happens

All the time. I’ve seen it with my own two eyes, on more than a few occasions.

"Break's over"

by VegasAces on Feb 12, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but never in a place where black people are

They’d get their ass beat.

"…aren’t worthy enough to hold his (Pujols) ass cheeks apart while Playboy models wipe him with thousand dollar bills after he craps out the cure to whatever previously-incurable disease." by royhobbs 1/7/09

by buzzdeadwax on Feb 14, 2009 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Definetly thought that was Slim Shady at first glance.

I guess I should be one to talk.
There's nights that I can't even walk.
There's days I couldn't give a fuck.
And in between is where I'm stuck.

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 13, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh oh

New fan section: “Slim Schafers” or “Shady Schafers”

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Feb 13, 2009 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

id it hit

wait…

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 13, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Rec’d

I'll handle u in spring training - phil413

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 13, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Give this thread one more rec

and it will go to #1 most popular all time!

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 13, 2009 11:45 AM EST reply actions  

I did my part with the last Schafer ad

I'll handle u in spring training - phil413

by mattdiaz4life on Feb 13, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i rec’d for nbr 10

Heyward,Hanson,and Shaffer r ready now!! Why do you think they havent signed the "right handed bat"?

by fatazfoot on Jan 7, 2009 8:59 PM EST

by Swo12bv on Feb 13, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, you owe me dinner.

by 10-4 on Feb 13, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

free drinks

for everyone! well done!

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 13, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

We just found our new LF

"Debated ya right not one person agreed with me" by ATLsportsfrk on Dec 27, 2008 6:31 PM EST

by scstrato on Feb 13, 2009 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

He needs his cigar

In CitiField

"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.

by morri029 on Feb 13, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

looks like a tank in L4D

I guess I should be one to talk.
There's nights that I can't even walk.
There's days I couldn't give a fuck.
And in between is where I'm stuck.

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 13, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Just who the hell is this?

by 10-4 on Feb 13, 2009 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

ill be honest.. thats kinda freaking me out

Heyward,Hanson,and Shaffer r ready now!! Why do you think they havent signed the "right handed bat"?

by fatazfoot on Jan 7, 2009 8:59 PM EST

by Swo12bv on Feb 14, 2009 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I suspect we’ll never know…unless someone does some old fashioned detective work.

I guess I should be one to talk.
There's nights that I can't even walk.
There's days I couldn't give a fuck.
And in between is where I'm stuck.

by Smoltz's Beard on Feb 13, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

well

the name on the award looks like Ms. Sherry McIntcock to me.

best defensive shortstop in baseball hahahahahahahahahah (omar visquel)

by mvandonsel on Feb 13, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Star of the unsuccessful Canadian version of Saved By The Bell?

www.dropoutproductions.com

by cbwilk on Feb 14, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

hey zack

that screech is a real nerd, eh?

60% of the time, it works every time

by ATLandUNC on Feb 14, 2009 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I got it!

It’s Sherry Haithcock, Athletic Director at Liberty High School in South Carolina.

Now, why it’s pertinent, I have no idea…

by mburris1 on Feb 14, 2009 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m guessing somewhere along the line, there’s a veiled Francoeur/Clemson correlation here, because this lady is always posted when on the subject of Jeff Francoeur, and his connection to Clemson, and the fact that Liberty, SC is pretty close to Clemson, which if I’m not mistaken is where sdp is from.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Feb 14, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds pretty convoluted to me.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Feb 15, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

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