Last offseason, when we picked up Mark Kotsay, I seem to recall that there was an important discourse about the state of the team, the look of our roster, and the face the team puts forth to it' s fans.  The roster is ever-changing as players (like Kotsay) come and go, and every player we pick up can play an important role (like Kotsay did).  And just like last year, we've picked up several new players this offseason, and I think it's important that we take the time to again ask the question: Do they have hot wives?