The [Baseball] Gods certainly would not bestow upon us the beautiful maiden Jamie Kotsay and then take her away without giving us some sort of compensation, now, would they?

Meet the leggy and petite wife of Derek Lowe: Carolyn Hughes.

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Wikipedia: "On August 3, 2005, FSN West in Los Angeles announced that Carolyn Hughes, anchor of the network's Dodger Dugout show covering the Dodgers, had been suspended pending an investigation into a potential relationship between her and Lowe. Shortly thereafter, the pitcher filed for divorce from his wife of seven years, Trinka Lowe, with whom he fathered two children. Hughes's husband had also filed for divorce. In the aftermath, Hughes ended her broadcasting career, while she and Lowe continued their relationship. The two were married on December 13, 2008 at The Henry Ford in Dearborn, Michigan."

Interesting.