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Braves @ Snakes: Game 1

Atlanta Braves at Arizona Diamondbacks, Aug 7, 2008 9:40 PM EDT


And so we begin a four-game series against the Western Division leading Arizona Diamondbacks. There just might be some good pitching in this series. Both Haren and Webb will throw for the D-Backs, and Jurrjens and the resurgent Mike Hampton will toe the mound for the Braves, as well as the guy with the best ERA of any of these pitchers, Jorge Campillo (2.58). But tonight we get Charlie Morton, coming off one of his best starts of his brief major league career last Saturday.


Current Series

4 game series vs Diamondbacks @ Chase Field

Atlanta Braves Red-star
@ Arizona Diamondbacks Red-star

Thursday, Aug 7, 2008, 9:40 PM EDT
Chase Field

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"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

2 runners on to start the game? hmmmmmmmm

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

someone needs to compile a list of our record in the hideous blues. i guarantee you its at least 10 under .500

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog was talking about it earlier

But I can’t remember what he said.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Aug 7, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re a bastard for getting that feed. i don’t think i’ve heard boog for a good 2 weeks

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Move South, my friend.

It’s 89 outside right now, but the Braves are on TV every night!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Aug 7, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

see, i dunno how i’d cope if i was watching the braves on my real TV…i like to watch 2 things at once. like right now, i’m watching this interesting documentary about the black death…and during april & may, i have network shows on every night, and i don’t have a DVR (...yet…)

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Based on conversations we’ve had here, you my friend may been in need of a DVR more than anyone I know.

by VegasAces on Aug 8, 2008 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

its a real good thing we didn’t get chad tracy, because i probably woulda hung myself.

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

way to work out of the jam GOOD CHUCK

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

If Glavine is sucessfull on Saturday

Which day next week will he get the start? Would it be on Thursday?

2008 Cubs: Who needs nine innings, when you only need a 7th?

by Chanman25 on Aug 7, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i’d assume so…whatever day chuck is supposed to start, probably.

...god i hate bad chuck

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you’re expecting to see the elite pitcher of yore…yeah. good luck with that

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I really just want to see him in person

2008 Cubs: Who needs nine innings, when you only need a 7th?

by Chanman25 on Aug 7, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

FRANCOEUR SHAVED THE BEARD!?!?

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

...its not helping. that one didn’t even pass the pitchers mound…

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMAR!!!

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

How

do you fracture a testicle?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

i assume fracture is the correct phrasology instead of rupture

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHAHA i just typed “fractured testicle” into wiki, and the first result that came up…was FELIX PIE

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's how...

From UrologyHealth.org:

“Suspended in the scrotum, a skin pouch below the penis, each testicle is surrounded by the tunica albuginea, a tough, fibrous covering that often takes the hit of trauma to the gland. Like the shell of an egg, it can be easily “fractured” or shattered when confronted by a blunt or violent force. “

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Aug 7, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’m gonna hurl

by Lizziebeth on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

...you actually went to urologyhealth.org? awesome

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hurt just reading that.

by VegasAces on Aug 8, 2008 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here's how...

From UrologyHealth.org:

“Suspended in the scrotum, a skin pouch below the penis, each testicle is surrounded by the tunica albuginea, a tough, fibrous covering that often takes the hit of trauma to the gland. Like the shell of an egg, it can be easily “fractured” or shattered when confronted by a blunt or violent force.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

chris snyder from arizona. off a foul tip. OUCH

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOOD CHUCK HELPING OUT THE CAUSE!

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

AND HE GETS PICKED OFF?? fucks sake

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

dbacks announcers have spent the whole half inning talking about the installation of replay equipment, like they’re offended it happened. I’M IN COMMENTARY HELL AGAIN

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

if there were more of us, i’d suggest a spamjob of AZsnakepit. but since it just looks like theres 4 of us…with only me & jug posting more than like 3 times…yeeeeeeeeeeah. no

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

“50 greatest moments in dbacks history”? they’ve been around for 10 years. how can you have 50 great moments in 10 years?

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Umm.

Just lower expectations.

On a related note: Is there any debate about what #1 would be?

by mburris1 on Aug 7, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson

Killing the bird.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Aug 7, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’d fucking die if they put johnson’s perfect game over that time mark mulder raped their souls

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about that time curt schilling was throwing a perfect game, and ben davis bunted for a hit, and bob brenly nearly ripped his head off? that was fun

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite note from that

Curt Schilling exploding about how it was “unprofessional”.

A hitter getting on base, which is, you know, HIS JOB. Totally unprofessional.

Class act that Schilling character.

by mburris1 on Aug 7, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

The d-backs have a 1-woman color guard.

But she has 15 flags, in case anybody else wants to join her.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Aug 7, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

so she’s like the tomahawk team…ewwwwww tomahawk team.

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t get a single picture of the players staring at them on MUD (meet-up day).

by Lizziebeth on Aug 7, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder what pickup line boyer uses on that hot blonde one.

“so yeah…my arm feels like its gonna fall off. wanna rub it?”

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank Pujols

The game is being broadcast with moving pictures or the AZ fans would have no idea what was going on.

Grace refuses to talk about anything interesting or related to the game. Humorous chit-chat is one thing, but who cares how many fingers are supposed to go in between hangars?

by mburris1 on Aug 7, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, I feel for you guys…that’s bad.

by Lizziebeth on Aug 7, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

Two fingers is the answer. Two fingers go between hangars.

by mburris1 on Aug 7, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

...in your closet? i don’t have room…

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd think

they’d put hangars further apart than that, I mean, shit they house airplanes after all.

Now, if you are speaking of hangers, who the eff cares? I put as many that the shelf will hold. Distance between is not measured nor cared about.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Aug 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was Mark Grace's comment

I assumed he was stupid enough to mean that instead.

(See how I cover my tracks.)

by mburris1 on Aug 7, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

SK

with a HR…whoo hoo!

by Lizziebeth on Aug 7, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

SHANE DOAN TOMORROW NIGHT?!!?? fuck, i love shane doan

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that for real?

Do you really love Shane Doan?

by mburris1 on Aug 7, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

in a completely hetero way

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m a coyotes fan. and he’s the best coyote out there

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

FRANCOEUR’S AVERAGE. sub 230. YIKES

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Vidro

Chad Tracy does his Jeff Francoeur impression: trying to pull a ball half a foot outside

by VictorW on Aug 7, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

was there ever a settlement on the new name for Vidro since Vidro got released?

Because i vote for a Vinny, after the 6-4-3 Vinny Castilla. Plus its not that far from Vidro.

by 10-4 on Aug 7, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

we decided on MOLINA

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree to disagree

by 10-4 on Aug 7, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves haters (and some others) would nominate calling it the “Javy Lopez”

by VegasAces on Aug 8, 2008 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

good chuck is pitching awesome. again!

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

...well that was unique

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

this is alos some of the most blatant homerism ever. my god

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

only 1 walk too for GOOD CHUCK. i like it!

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooooooooooooh

that sucks for him, but WORKS for us!!!!

by Lizziebeth on Aug 7, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

this feels good. RUNS!

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by bigjoe on Aug 7, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Wonder if jug is still “hanging” in here…I don’t have Mrs. SK in the alternate blue…

by Lizziebeth on Aug 8, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

So...

We can blame you for mentioning the picture before its time, right?

by mburris1 on Aug 8, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I wouldn’t think so, given that I was trying to please you guys’ eyes. Posting is the curse, not mentioning it. But hey, go right ahead….what the fuck ever….

by Lizziebeth on Aug 8, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t count the chickens before they hatch, especially when our bullpen is in the game.

by MattDiazFanClub on Aug 8, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

News release tomorrow:

Chuck James and Blaine Boyer DFA.

by musicman on Aug 8, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Boyer to DL.

James to DFA.

Boyer still has value, but I am pretty sure that Bobby would have him on the mound DURING his TJ surgery.

by mburris1 on Aug 8, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is rediculous…....................

by jeremy_legros on Aug 8, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Mark Grace just called Gonzo "Mike Rodriguez"

Gracie is terrible at his job, and should be replaced.

by mburris1 on Aug 8, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

He did it again.

Terrible is no longer sufficient. Abominable is probably better.

by mburris1 on Aug 8, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boog said it, just like we all have

Never easy. But a win’s a win, and I’ll take it.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Aug 8, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Way to step up...

...with the pictures, although I think the booty picture of Smoltzie is a must.

by sddbaker on Aug 8, 2008 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good game tonight, though I didn’t see a lick of it. I really like Morton’s line, and judging from what I read, he looked good doing it too. Under 100 pitches is nice. Couple more starts like this and I think we can pencil him in to the #5 slot next year (at least).

Let’s sweep the snakes. We need some kind of good news.

by VegasAces on Aug 8, 2008 9:37 AM EDT reply actions  

i turned this off after the first run scored in the bottom of the 8th. nice to see boyer almost blew it.

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by bigjoe on Aug 8, 2008 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

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