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Gondeee_tiny by gondeee on in Open Threads

Atlanta @ Los Angeles


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I feel the same way after a win. The gay lumberjack Braves are making a triumphant return.

Next Game

Atlanta Braves
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Wednesday, Jul 9, 2008, 10:10 PM EDT
Dodger Stadium

Tim Hudson vs Derek Lowe

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 70.

 

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Damn you gondeee!

But at least you posted the open-thread.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 8:16 PM EDT   0 recs

i prefer this one

I can hear Heap: “Chipper, i miss you. i’m a mess without you. i miss your laugh. i miss your musk. i think when this is all over, you i and should get an apartment together!”

by 10-4 on Jul 9, 2008 8:19 PM EDT   0 recs

Brokeback Braves

“I wish I could quit you Chipper”

by Rhyno18 on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

These are good..

but still can’t beat my all-time favorite:

by sddbaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It worked for Sparta.

If it works for the Braves, I’m all for it.

by VictorW on Jul 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

Speaking of the gay lumberjacks...

Teix giving BMac the eye is one of the gayest things I’ve ever seen. And Mac walking away with that little ‘trying not to grin’ thing—love it. :D

by Lauren T. on Jul 10, 2008 9:23 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

As I said on your blog...

...I felt like a voyeur.

by sddbaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:22 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hey...

maybe BMac can get Teix to stay in Atlanta….

by sddbaker on Jul 10, 2008 2:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Is it just my shitty cable

or is Braves Live all jacked up?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM EDT   0 recs

it's messed up...

I’m on Dish and about to start having seizures or something.

by sddbaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Sorry you guys are having trouble, but I don’t feel so alone now. Hope it gets fixed.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Seems fixed now.

Sorry Lizzie…

Still waiting for them to chop some trees?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes :(

Well, trees are done, but the soonest the dish people would schedule to come back is SUNDAY. But that’s ok, I’ll be here and told Love to post anything interesting/exciting for me.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Chipper

Still unChipper-like

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:14 PM EDT   0 recs

I’m hot, hot, hottie jalapeno
the spiciest number in town…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT   0 recs

Wow, that statement just fired my synapses in all different directions…

by Lizziebeth on Jul 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm here

Be honored, jug… gondeee too…

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:23 PM EDT   0 recs

why

did you ditch a hot chick to be here with us?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No

But I’m glad you asked.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Because I made you something

And I don’t make people things very often.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

CURACAO KID PART III?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well

We did discuss it yesterday

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

FUPAs?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha ha ha ha ha

by Lizziebeth on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I find that strangely

hypnotic.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

If that weren't for his bear like arms

Francoeur would’ve been safe up the middle.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:25 PM EDT   0 recs

cute

My dog, Maddux, loves playing with/destroying baseballs. He somehow found one and is going crazy over it right now.

Again, in case anyone cares. Which I know gondeee doesn’t. But, at least I’m not telling you about my…data…collection.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT   0 recs

Behold - jug's logo.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT   0 recs

Sweet!

I had some fupa shoes once.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Bertha’s pouch above her vagina is bigger than the rest of her body. She’s bigger than the Fupapottomaus, she is a FupaSaurus Rex

by chance13ga on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hey!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUPA&defid=1278104

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

well and the shirt

is roy’s logo. or roy’s logo is on the shirt.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I heart

My Jamie Kotsay shirt. I wonder if there’s any way to find out if anyone else has ordered any.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

My favorite urban definition

Hulkamania
The strongest force in the universe.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Chuck Norris doesn’t break up with his girlfriends… He punches them in the vagina and they leave.

by chance13ga on Jul 9, 2008 10:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

omg

””Alien vs Predator” is an autobiographical depiction of Chuck Norris’ first sexual experience. “

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

for some reason, i lack motivation today. hopefully i will have the motivation to watch this past the sixth or so

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:30 PM EDT   0 recs

Out of data already, huh

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Perhaps

You should go to the … library …

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i also have the lack of motivation to actually start catalogging and labeling the data. yes, really

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well then

Sit back and enjoy a ballgame. What else can you really do?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

he's scouring bittorrent for more, as we sit here.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i actually pay for my data, thanks

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice strikeout… RUSSELL MARTIN...

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM EDT   0 recs

i wonder if theres a new TJ simers column about DRUUUUUUUUUUW

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT   0 recs

LOL

“Maliboog”

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:34 PM EDT   0 recs

“THE DODGERS had Hiroki Kuroda pitch to Andruw Jones before the game, a brilliant move—obviously to bolster Kuroda’s confidence.”

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM EDT   0 recs

We should loan them

Tavarez to bolster Jones’ confidence.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We should

Have Tavarez pitch to paraplegics to bolster his confidence.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ones that can’t use their arms, right?

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, better make it quads

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

1 arm-1 leg, 2 arms-0 legs, 0 arms-2 legs…

I don’t think it would be painfully difficult to strike out either combination. . .

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yes

I’ve got money on 0 arms-2 legs hitting a pitch by tavarez.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

WHAT HAPPENS FIRST: tavarez ERA to 4 digits, struggling corpse BA above .250?

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

woah

Mr. Kotsay looks a bit SK himself.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:37 PM EDT   0 recs

I'm late

Cause I had a date with Miss Jager

But it appears I didn’t miss anything!

by jjcollins on Jul 9, 2008 10:37 PM EDT   0 recs

our offense is the shits

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT   0 recs

It’s okay Tim Hudson has a PERFECT GAME going

by VictorW on Jul 9, 2008 10:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks for jinxing it

by jjcollins on Jul 9, 2008 10:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

way to go.

Thanks for jinxing it.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

thanks for the jinx. guarantee you kemp leads off the next inning with a hit

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't worry

Lowe’s PERFECT GAME will get broke up too

by VictorW on Jul 9, 2008 10:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

stfu

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 11:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

This is

The Yunel Escobar show. I need to find a good enough picture of him to make into the Che Escobar image.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:43 PM EDT   0 recs

the correct answer is clearly derek jeter. at least, thats what fox tells me

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Tulo's

Become a crybaby as of late. He has great range, but other intangibles place him beneath Yunel to me.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He didn't come to America vomiting on a small boat with sharks circling it...

Therefore, Tulo and Jeter get no love from me.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 9, 2008 10:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

w/ 25 other ppl, uphill both ways

by chance13ga on Jul 9, 2008 10:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

IN THE SNOW!!!

by bigjoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

lol

yes, snow in the gulf of mexico

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

man, i hope gondeee crashes the thread all piss drunk on listerine and kahlua

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 9, 2008 10:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

home-made kahlua

(Simpson’s reference from episode “Homerpalooza”)

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, whe