Braves @ Phillies: Something Unlikely Might Happen
Atlanta Braves @ Philadelphia Phillies

I think Mike Hampton will get as far as the mound in the center of the Vault, but he'll injure himself during his allotted dozen warmup pitches in the bottom of the first. If, somehow, he throws a regulation major league pitch, then everyone better hold onto something because the universe has to even things out and the repercussions of that pitch could be devastating.
Bobble head picture courtesy of Reed Harrison.
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Fucking Yankees...
I live in NC and their showing that game rather then our game on Fox. I guess its probably a blessing in disguise since ill be at work and had I saw Hampton get hurt for the 14553272383 time I might would have lost my job.
Anyway here’s to another big division win tonight, hope I return home to good news!!!!
by clemsonfan on
Jul 26, 2008 3:40 PM EDT
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I live
In Virginia...and they’re showing the Yankees…dammit!
by WienerDog on
Jul 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT
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What part?
I live just South of Hampton Roads
by clemsonfan on
Jul 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT
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Dear Pujols
How many Virginians are there?
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT
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Originally from near Spartanburg SC
but Im here now…
by clemsonfan on
Jul 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT
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Camden, Elizabeth City?
Somewhere like that?
by Rhyno18 on
Jul 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT
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How Would You Feel?
If we actually got a win…
Would it just be nice or should we start to hope again?
What about a sweep?
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by JBinATL on
Jul 26, 2008 3:50 PM EDT
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Oh good Pujols...
Who are those dweeb announcers on Fox?! Maybe I won’t try to watch, and just stick to listening…
by Lizziebeth on
Jul 26, 2008 3:51 PM EDT
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Well at least
It’s not Buck and McCarver. They’re probably cleaning up their mess in their cozy little box in Fenway Park right. I feel sorry for those who have to watch that game, instead.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 3:54 PM EDT
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oh well
satellite just got touched by rain and went out anyway
by Lizziebeth on
Jul 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT
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You're getting rain???
It’s sunny and nice, and my neighbor is mowing his lawn, where I am.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT
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It will be there soon.
It has been raining here almost all day.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:06 PM EDT
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it’s stopped for now, but was pretty steady. I thought we were both on the NE side, but then again I get rain at work in Buckhead, get home to Gwinnett and it’s dry.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT
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Will Ohman
Nuts.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 3:54 PM EDT
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OHMAN
Does the best Harry Carry!
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by JBinATL on
Jul 26, 2008 3:54 PM EDT
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Oh God, tell me Corky's not starting...
I just saw him wearing shin pads and was going to panic.
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by JBinATL on
Jul 26, 2008 3:55 PM EDT
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Breathe...
Corky always stays suited up the whole game.
by Lizziebeth on
Jul 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT
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yeah...
but after Bobby inexplicably started him last Sun against the Nationals I thought he was lapsing again.
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by JBinATL on
Jul 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT
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he almost always starts Corky
day games after night games.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT
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But what about games we need to win?
I know Bobby has his protocol. I’m used to it. But a rubber game against the Nats? I just think it was a bad move. Of course even McCann couldn’t have prevented that blowout loss.
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by JBinATL on
Jul 26, 2008 4:00 PM EDT
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Nitram Odarp
priceless
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Jul 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT
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Best line ever. Poor Odarp. Nobody will know his real name by the end of the season.
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Jul 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT
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nitram odarp!?!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT
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Has Hampton already started pitching? This is taking forever
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Jul 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT
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No Hamels start is complete
Without this:

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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT
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Is cole hamels
in the picture some where?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:00 PM EDT
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You're either
Being sarcastic, and are blind and/or retarded.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT
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d. All of the above
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT
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I think he means that the best part of the photo is all blurry and out of focus
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Jul 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT
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Moment of Truth Arrives..
Here comes Hampton
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by JBinATL on
Jul 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT
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It's a strike
and his arm is still attached.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT
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Kendrick
douchebag…
can’t hold a candle to Ohman.
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT
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Well here comes the moment of truth
Does Mike Hampton:
a. Ground out Rollins
b. Give up base hit
c. Give up homer
d. Flyout
e. Injure himself
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT
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OMP
He is pitching!!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT
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there goes the no-hitter.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:04 PM EDT
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The bar exam is Tuesday, and I should be studying. But hey – Hampton is making history here.
by davesawyer on
Jul 26, 2008 4:05 PM EDT
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Still waiting on Kyle Davies to pull off the Hampton mask.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:06 PM EDT
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This is so surreal
Mike Hampton is pitching on an MLB mound.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:06 PM EDT
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well
he sure isn’t un-hittable.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:07 PM EDT
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Cars.com
Is good at stating the obvious.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:07 PM EDT
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No kidding. But let’s be honest: I don’t think Hampton is going to be what gets us to the postseason – though it would certainly help.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT
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McCann!
GOT HIM!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT
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The Streak is Over!
Thanks, Heap!
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by JBinATL on
Jul 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT
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Mr. Hampton

Good job. Season total: 1.0 IP
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Jul 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT
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This one's for you, Roy
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by JBinATL on
Jul 26, 2008 4:10 PM EDT
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This commentator
Sounds like Marv Albert. I’m waiting to hear “Patrick Ewing… YESSSSSS!!!!”
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 4:11 PM EDT
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yes it is his son, Kenny.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT
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Hopefully Kenny won’t have a penchant for women’s underwear and biting hooker like dear old dad did.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT
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For the record
I’m still really, really gay for Brian McCann today too.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 4:11 PM EDT
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You guys have got to keep me updated..
No runs through 1 for Hampton??
by clemsonfan on
Jul 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT
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Sidenote
Anyone heard an ETA for Matt DIE-AZ?
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Jul 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT
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FCF
Fielder’s Choice Frenchy
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT
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I was thinking it could be
FCFYF
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT
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ODARP
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Jul 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT
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tuodnuorg
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:15 PM EDT
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skcus
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Jul 26, 2008 4:16 PM EDT
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The Great American Lager
Now owned by Belgium.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:16 PM EDT
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On that note...
does anyone know the exact date the transaction took place?? I want to keep an eye out for a born on date from the last day it was American Owned….
by clemsonfan on
Jul 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT
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July 13th, 2008
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT
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Thanks man..
Hope I can find one from that date…might be worth soemthing 20 years from now….
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Jul 26, 2008 4:21 PM EDT
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Who cares...
I’m enjoying a Sierra Nevada Anniversary Ale…yummmmm. Proudly made right here in America…by America-Owned Americans. I think??
by WienerDog on
Jul 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT
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This Just for Men commercial is so unfortunate.
by davesawyer on
Jul 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT
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Your stache is trash
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT
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Emmitt? How's your acting skills?
Oh, its baaaaaaaaaaaaad
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Jul 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT
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OK hampton
need to get some more outs.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT
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So
He’s pitching into the 2nd? I’m missing history here!
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Jul 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT
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Eric Karros
what a bitch.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT
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Uh, you’ve faked an injury? what a toolbag
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Jul 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT
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He'd be great
In FIFA.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 4:26 PM EDT
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Egh
Well, this game’s probably over. We all know the Braves can’t come from behind.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT
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Well there goes the shutout.
An Hampton’s 3-year ERA = 15.0
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:29 PM EDT
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Two runs

Innings pitched: 2.0
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Jul 26, 2008 4:30 PM EDT
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Hammy's
face looks a little frustrated or pissed or something…dunno, maybe its just me. I noticed even before the 2 runs.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:32 PM EDT
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that is what I'm afraid of
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Jul 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT
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Philadelphia
Out of the 1000+ games he’s not been in a game, but in hospitals and clinics, the germy filth of Philly is clearly affecting him.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT
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So you mean
he’s kind of like the bubble boy after he came out of the bubble?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT
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It’s the pain in his pectoral – he’s just trying to play through
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Jul 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT
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He is a very unfamiliar situation.
playing.
It makes him queasy.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT
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Can the Cubs
not beat the Marlins? Wtf? I thought they were “good.”
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Jul 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT
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Marlins have won something like 11 straight over the Cubbies I think.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT
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I can't remember the exact number
but that’s my point, why can’t they beat them?
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Jul 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT
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Oh god
he has to bat now…
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Jul 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT
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I forgot
That Hampton batted RH.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:35 PM EDT
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some big cuts there.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Jul 26, 2008 4:35 PM EDT
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On days that Cole Hamels starts
I wish the Phillies would just start every game with a 2-0 lead, and only play us for three innings. Otherwise, it’s just watching us get owned for two hours prior.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT
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your optimism after ASG
is lacking… heh
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Jul 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT
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I'm optimistic about a lot of things
But with the way Cole Hamels owns us and eats our lunches, it’s hard to be so again him.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT
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I know we are only 2 and a half innings in, but...
this game might not last long.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT
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Shortbus Shane

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Infante
loves the barehand.
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Imohtep the Game Genie
Needs to remember that he has a glove.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:42 PM EDT
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ugh
damnit
get Buddy up…
Commend Hampton for starting, but he is out there with nothing.
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Jul 26, 2008 4:43 PM EDT
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Christ
Did Shortbus have a family member get killed in Atlanta or something? I don’t think any one offensive player owns us worse than Victorino this year.
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He must have.
At least I don’t have to hear Chip call him ___, which I won’t repeat.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT
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Didn't
Mike Hampton used to be a groundball pitcher?
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Jul 26, 2008 4:46 PM EDT
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Scouting Report on Hampton
?
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Jul 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT
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FYF
no longer impresses me with his cannon.
He wasn’t going to get Shortbus there, but his throw was closer to Imhotep than McCann.
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Put it this way
Francoeur’s arm mean less when the other team is scoring on homers and errors.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT
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Well, I guess my point was
He’s struggling at the plate, but he’s also struggling in the field too.
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HAMPTON
With the K…but against Howard. He would strikeout in tee ball.
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Karros
You’re not a good announcer either, so please shut up.
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Oh yeah

Season Total: 3.0
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The brief shot of Hamels' stats against Atlanta
That’s almost worthy of one of those lame internet pics with just “PWNED” in the stats categories instead of real numbers.
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Tim McCarver is so bad, it makes me sick to my stomach.
On Manny’s effort: “He hasn’t run a ball out in so long, he doesn’t even realize he’s not running hard.”
I know this isn’t about the Braves, but, for Pujols’ sake, you can NOT be serious.
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Use your imagination
There is a whole slew of gay jokes that can be used with McCarver, Buck, and the Red Sox and Yankees, but it’s like a lion swarming a herd of gazelle – I’m overwhelmed.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT
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LOL
At Hamels pitching conservatively to Brian McCann, because he’s so awesome
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and he knows that
if he walks him, the next 3 guys will strikeout.
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Imhotep the Game Genie
Is my beacon of hope in this lineup.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:58 PM EDT
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well played sir.
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Jul 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT
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See
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If I'm gay for Brian McCann
Then Imhotep the Game Genie is like my Jungle Fever.
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Well duh
In Ancient Egypt, Imhotep used girls like that for breeding and recreation.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT
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is the ball girl
a eunuch?
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Jul 26, 2008 5:02 PM EDT
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Phillies pitching coach
is named doobie?
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HOLY SHIT
FYF with a SAC FLY?!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:00 PM EDT
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A productive out!
Didn’t see that coming.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:00 PM EDT
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Odarp with a gift
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT
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WTF
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Jul 26, 2008 5:02 PM EDT
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WTF
is going on here?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:02 PM EDT
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WTF WTF WTF WTF
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Jul 26, 2008 5:03 PM EDT
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LOL
Nice throw CAMEL!
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:03 PM EDT
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WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF??????
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT
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HOLY S%*T
We’re playing baseball again!!!
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Jul 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT
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MR. FYF
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT
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Are these really the Braves??
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT
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This must be a dream
Hampton pitching
Phillies screwing up
Braves hitting
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:06 PM EDT
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Oh yeah
Hampton’s been sitting for quite a while here. Wait, did he get PH’d?
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:07 PM EDT
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No he's on 2B
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:07 PM EDT
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No he hit earlier. Remember when Camel overthrew to 2nd?
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Jul 26, 2008 5:07 PM EDT
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After the first few runs
Everything else was a blur. Can you blame me?
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Jul 26, 2008 5:08 PM EDT
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So...
we have batted around 2x in 2 games. WTF?
?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT
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LOL
At Francoeur being the only out of this entire rally.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:05 PM EDT
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I would give my kidney
To hear Skip Caray give one of his trademark “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?” calls right now.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:06 PM EDT
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OMP
Someone pinch me
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WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:08 PM EDT
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I would have bet somebody
$1,000 Hamel would last longer than Hampton. I would not have even thought about it.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:09 PM EDT
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Umm
So what do we do?
What is the protocol on this one?
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Jul 26, 2008 5:09 PM EDT
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Hold on to your butts
There are still five innings to play.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:09 PM EDT
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Buy lottery tickets
lots of them.
Or, get to a church immediately.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:10 PM EDT
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Who said
“THAT JUST HAPPENED”
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:11 PM EDT
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Kinda related
Saw “Stepborothers” earlier today, absolutely hilarious. previews don’t do it justice.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:15 PM EDT
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How does it stack up to other Ferrell movies?
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Jul 26, 2008 5:16 PM EDT
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Right there with Anchorman, Old School and Talladega nights in my opinion. If F bombs and crude humor is your bag, you’ll love it.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:23 PM EDT
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WOW
That’s good company. I’ll check it out then.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT
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I want to see that very badly.
Thanks for the reminder.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:16 PM EDT
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Hold on
I have to change my Depends.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:13 PM EDT
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I need to find an AED fast
to get my heart beating again.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:14 PM EDT
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Hmm
If Glavine goes out to Rome, I may have to make a mini-trip.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:15 PM EDT
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i leave work to a 3-0 deficit. i come home… to see tex mashing one to give us a SIX RUN LEAD? we got to lidge last night, and hamels today? holy fuck, this is INCREDIBLE. WE WANT BAY! WE WANT BAY! WE WANT BAY!
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Jul 26, 2008 5:17 PM EDT
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Wow...
You guys are depressing… you give up about two innings into the game and then you stumble over each other trying to get back on the bandwagon three innings later. Awesome!!!
Please check out my blog at http://thefulldeck.blogspot.com/ , now redesigned and recommited!
by ejruiz on
Jul 26, 2008 5:17 PM EDT
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Hampton is pitching and it’s Hamels with the Phillies. Statistically, our pessimism was justified.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:19 PM EDT
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pre game, i would have said no chance we win this one
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Jul 26, 2008 5:23 PM EDT
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No, you're awesome
for hanging back and of a sudden popping in with your positive input…
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Jul 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT
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Oh, what the hell
Is there anything on this blog that any user can say that doesn’t draw your ire, highly critical sarcastic retorts, or highly critical criticism? Haven’t you gotten frustrated watching sports, but then felt joy when your team makes a comeback?
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Jul 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT
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I knew we wouldn't make it through this game
without Yankees-Socks highlights.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:18 PM EDT
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SHAMpton is laboring. hopefully he gets through 5.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:21 PM EDT
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Glavine:
Smoltz will at least try to come back next season.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:21 PM EDT
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if we get to the playoffs…i guarantee you he at least CONSIDERS coming back
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Jul 26, 2008 5:23 PM EDT
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Thanks. Missed that part when I came back here. So, “at least”, hmmm? Doesn’t sound like solid planning, given that they’ve also replaced his photo on the main AB home page and replaced him in the tv ads.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT
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Season Total: 4.0 IP
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT
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So do ya’ll think we are buyers now? i think we might be.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT
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not yet
we need a sweep here.
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by cgilmo78 on
Jul 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT
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One day at a time
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT
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Wren wanted to see signs of life
8 runs off Lidge and 9 off Hamels would qualify i think
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Jul 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT
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FYF
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Jul 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT
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WTF
Was Francoeur thinking?
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT
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Man, my feed is at least 5 second behind what you’re watching.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT
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LOL
because you listened to “THAT JUST HAPPENED!” again!
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:30 PM EDT
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i did that once
i was on the phone with my dad, we were both watching the game, and i was so baffled as to why my tv was like 40 seconds behind his. then i figured it out.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:31 PM EDT
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...
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT
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FYF.
Can Bay play RF?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT
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probably not
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Jul 26, 2008 5:31 PM EDT
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Escobar
Didn’t drag his glove on the ground that time, but there wasn’t much chance
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:33 PM EDT
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ugh
ok, game is not over.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT
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Hampton's
been hanging pitches all afternoon.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT
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Not going to get the win...
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT
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no decision. thats distressing. you mean to tell me JOJO couldn’t do this?
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Jul 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT
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Mr. Hampton

Good work today. Baby steps.
Season Total: 4.0+ IP
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Jul 26, 2008 5:37 PM EDT
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oh NOooooooooooooooo
Ring has not been good lately.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT
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as I said.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT
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His facial hair
has been inconsistent
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Jul 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT
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i think jug has a line that summarizes the situation right now…can you refresh me?
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Jul 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT
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I'm not sure which you mean...
“I’m not surprised.”
“It is never easy”
“pieceofshitcocksuckingmotherfucker”
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:41 PM EDT
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Boyer in the 5th
Lordy, this is turning into a head-scratcher. Over/under saying that Boyer goes two innings?
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Jul 26, 2008 5:40 PM EDT
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I'm going over.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:41 PM EDT
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odds of us seeing tavarez are at about 2:1.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:42 PM EDT
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thanks. just threw up a little in my mouth right there.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:42 PM EDT
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“league leading 55th appearance”.
TOM-MY JOHN! TOM-MY JOHN!
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Jul 26, 2008 5:43 PM EDT
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Are you implying
Bobby overworks a disproportionally small number of bullpen arms?
Because, I agree…
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Jul 26, 2008 5:44 PM EDT
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You have to use the set-up guy before you get to the closer
Dr. James Andrews
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Jul 26, 2008 5:44 PM EDT
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get out of the inning
ANY TIME NOW.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:46 PM EDT
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boyer had better not go more than 1. he’s throwing a lot of pitches.
...not that bobby will be stopped by that
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Jul 26, 2008 5:47 PM EDT
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A strikeout would be awesome to see
Right about now
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Jul 26, 2008 5:48 PM EDT
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why do people behind the plate always duck for cover when a ball is lined back? do they honestly think the plexiglass is gonna shatter?
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Jul 26, 2008 5:48 PM EDT
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They're afraid
Like in a hockey game.
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by royhobbs on
Jul 26, 2008 5:49 PM EDT
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Uge to kill
Joe Simpleton…
his excitement for the opposing team…ugh
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Jul 26, 2008 5:51 PM EDT
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are you kidding me?
Come on, this is horseshit. Can we not get an effing out?
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:52 PM EDT
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Wow
It’s like deja vu, and the Phillies are answering right back. Braves pitchers are all pitching to contact, and these innings are dragging. /cringe
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Jul 26, 2008 5:52 PM EDT
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holy shit.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT
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Wow
I don’t believe it, but I kinda do
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Jul 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT
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"Now pitching for Atlanta..."
“Kyle Davies”
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Jul 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT
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Where is the guy who jumped on us for being pessimists now?
See what happens when we get all happy?
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Jul 26, 2008 5:56 PM EDT
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10-9 after five innings
Oh yeah, this’s a shootout.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:56 PM EDT
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Of course I believe it.
When we catch breaks, something else has to give.
When we have key hitting, our pitching sucks.
When our pitching is on, our hitting is missing.
When we have a huge lead, our bullpen f*cks things up.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Jul 26, 2008 5:57 PM EDT
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Okay
I’ll take the heat for this one. A few days ago, I said that Boyer didn’t suck as much, and see what happened today.
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Jul 26, 2008 5:57 PM EDT
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He probably
has no feeling below his elbow.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
by jug on
Jul 26, 2008 5:58 PM EDT
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i will light you on fire, and i don’t even know who you are
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Jul 26, 2008 5:59 PM EDT
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Rule #22
Don’t ever post Jamie Kotsay pictures during game play.
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Jul 26, 2008 6:00 PM EDT
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Just ask bigjoe.
"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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Jul 26, 2008 6:00 PM EDT
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Welp thanks
game over now. thanks for the jinx.
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"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."
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