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Braves @ Phillies: Something Unlikely Might Happen

Atlanta Braves at Philadelphia Phillies, Jul 26, 2008 3:55 PM EDT


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I think Mike Hampton will get as far as the mound in the center of the Vault, but he'll injure himself during his allotted dozen warmup pitches in the bottom of the first. If, somehow, he throws a regulation major league pitch, then everyone better hold onto something because the universe has to even things out and the repercussions of that pitch could be devastating.


Current Series

3 game series vs Phillies @ Citizens Bank Park

Fri 07/25 WP: Jair Jurrjens (10 - 5)
LP: Kyle Kendrick (8 - 5)
8 - 2 win

Atlanta Braves Red-star
@ Philadelphia Phillies Red-star

Saturday, Jul 26, 2008, 3:55 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Mike Hampton vs Cole Hamels

Sunny. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 90.

 

Complete Coverage >

Sun 07/27 1:35 PM EDT

Bobble head picture courtesy of Reed Harrison.

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Fucking Yankees...

I live in NC and their showing that game rather then our game on Fox. I guess its probably a blessing in disguise since ill be at work and had I saw Hampton get hurt for the 14553272383 time I might would have lost my job.

Anyway here’s to another big division win tonight, hope I return home to good news!!!!

by clemsonfan on Jul 26, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I live

In Virginia...and they’re showing the Yankees…dammit!

by WienerDog on Jul 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Pujols

How many Virginians are there?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

How Would You Feel?

If we actually got a win…

Would it just be nice or should we start to hope again?

What about a sweep?

JB in ATL
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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh good Pujols...

Who are those dweeb announcers on Fox?! Maybe I won’t try to watch, and just stick to listening…

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Well at least

It’s not Buck and McCarver. They’re probably cleaning up their mess in their cozy little box in Fenway Park right. I feel sorry for those who have to watch that game, instead.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh well

satellite just got touched by rain and went out anyway

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're getting rain???

It’s sunny and nice, and my neighbor is mowing his lawn, where I am.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will be there soon.

It has been raining here almost all day.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s stopped for now, but was pretty steady. I thought we were both on the NE side, but then again I get rain at work in Buckhead, get home to Gwinnett and it’s dry.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will Ohman

Nuts.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

OHMAN

Does the best Harry Carry!

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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh God, tell me Corky's not starting...

I just saw him wearing shin pads and was going to panic.

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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Breathe...

Corky always stays suited up the whole game.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

but after Bobby inexplicably started him last Sun against the Nationals I thought he was lapsing again.

JB in ATL
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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he almost always starts Corky

day games after night games.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But what about games we need to win?

I know Bobby has his protocol. I’m used to it. But a rubber game against the Nats? I just think it was a bad move. Of course even McCann couldn’t have prevented that blowout loss.

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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nitram Odarp

priceless

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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Best line ever. Poor Odarp. Nobody will know his real name by the end of the season.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohman

Can he quit baseball and announce in place of Tim McCarver? I’ll pay whatever I can to his salary.

JB in ATL
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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

nitram odarp!?!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Has Hampton already started pitching? This is taking forever

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

No Hamels start is complete

Without this:

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Is cole hamels

in the picture some where?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're either

Being sarcastic, and are blind and/or retarded.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

d. All of the above

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he means that the best part of the photo is all blurry and out of focus

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moment of Truth Arrives..

Here comes Hampton

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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a strike

and his arm is still attached.

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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kendrick

douchebag…

can’t hold a candle to Ohman.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Well here comes the moment of truth

Does Mike Hampton:

a. Ground out Rollins
b. Give up base hit
c. Give up homer
d. Flyout
e. Injure himself

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

A hit

crap

JB in ATL
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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMP

He is pitching!!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

A question mark? Good lord

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

there goes the no-hitter.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

The bar exam is Tuesday, and I should be studying. But hey – Hampton is making history here.

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, who was that guy in the crowd?

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Still waiting on Kyle Davies to pull off the Hampton mask.

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is so surreal

Mike Hampton is pitching on an MLB mound.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

well

he sure isn’t un-hittable.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Cars.com

Is good at stating the obvious.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

No kidding. But let’s be honest: I don’t think Hampton is going to be what gets us to the postseason – though it would certainly help.

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

McCann!

GOT HIM!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

The Streak is Over!

Thanks, Heap!

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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Mr. Hampton

Good job. Season total: 1.0 IP

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

This one's for you, Roy


Go Odarp!

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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

This commentator

Sounds like Marv Albert. I’m waiting to hear “Patrick Ewing… YESSSSSS!!!!”

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

yes it is his son, Kenny.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Kenny won’t have a penchant for women’s underwear and biting hooker like dear old dad did.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record

I’m still really, really gay for Brian McCann today too.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Sidenote

Anyone heard an ETA for Matt DIE-AZ?

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

FCF

Fielder’s Choice Frenchy

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking it could be

FCFYF

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ODARP

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

tuodnuorg

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

skcus

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by JBinATL on Jul 26, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

!doog era syug uoy ,susej

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Great American Lager

Now owned by Belgium.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

On that note...

does anyone know the exact date the transaction took place?? I want to keep an eye out for a born on date from the last day it was American Owned….

by clemsonfan on Jul 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

July 13th, 2008

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks man..

Hope I can find one from that date…might be worth soemthing 20 years from now….

by clemsonfan on Jul 26, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares...

I’m enjoying a Sierra Nevada Anniversary Ale…yummmmm. Proudly made right here in America…by America-Owned Americans. I think??

by WienerDog on Jul 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Just for Men commercial is so unfortunate.

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Your stache is trash

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK hampton

need to get some more outs.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

So

He’s pitching into the 2nd? I’m missing history here!

by WienerDog on Jul 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Eric Karros

what a bitch.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, you’ve faked an injury? what a toolbag

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'd be great

In FIFA.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

What’d he do?

I hate being blacked out.

by mburris1 on Jul 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Egh

Well, this game’s probably over. We all know the Braves can’t come from behind.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

EEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Well there goes the shutout.

An Hampton’s 3-year ERA = 15.0

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Bwa-ha-ha

Maybe he’ll go away now.

by WienerDog on Jul 26, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two runs

Innings pitched: 2.0

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hammy's

face looks a little frustrated or pissed or something…dunno, maybe its just me. I noticed even before the 2 runs.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

that is what I'm afraid of

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Philadelphia

Out of the 1000+ games he’s not been in a game, but in hospitals and clinics, the germy filth of Philly is clearly affecting him.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you mean

he’s kind of like the bubble boy after he came out of the bubble?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the pain in his pectoral – he’s just trying to play through

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can the Cubs

not beat the Marlins? Wtf? I thought they were “good.”

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlins have won something like 11 straight over the Cubbies I think.

by mburris1 on Jul 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't remember the exact number

but that’s my point, why can’t they beat them?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the goat?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god

he has to bat now…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I forgot

That Hampton batted RH.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

some big cuts there.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

On days that Cole Hamels starts

I wish the Phillies would just start every game with a 2-0 lead, and only play us for three innings. Otherwise, it’s just watching us get owned for two hours prior.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

your optimism after ASG

is lacking… heh

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm optimistic about a lot of things

But with the way Cole Hamels owns us and eats our lunches, it’s hard to be so again him.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shortbus Shane

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

I used to love COMMANDER KEEN!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Infante

loves the barehand.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Imohtep the Game Genie

Needs to remember that he has a glove.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

damnit

get Buddy up…

Commend Hampton for starting, but he is out there with nothing.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ

Did Shortbus have a family member get killed in Atlanta or something? I don’t think any one offensive player owns us worse than Victorino this year.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He must have.

At least I don’t have to hear Chip call him ___, which I won’t repeat.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't

Mike Hampton used to be a groundball pitcher?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Scouting Report on Hampton

?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No truer words have been spoken

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYF

no longer impresses me with his cannon.

He wasn’t going to get Shortbus there, but his throw was closer to Imhotep than McCann.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Agree

Just thinking that myself

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put it this way

Francoeur’s arm mean less when the other team is scoring on homers and errors.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess my point was

He’s struggling at the plate, but he’s also struggling in the field too.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAMPTON

With the K…but against Howard. He would strikeout in tee ball.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Karros

You’re not a good announcer either, so please shut up.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

Season Total: 3.0

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

The brief shot of Hamels' stats against Atlanta

That’s almost worthy of one of those lame internet pics with just “PWNED” in the stats categories instead of real numbers.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Cole just soiled himself

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Tim McCarver is so bad, it makes me sick to my stomach.

On Manny’s effort: “He hasn’t run a ball out in so long, he doesn’t even realize he’s not running hard.”

I know this isn’t about the Braves, but, for Pujols’ sake, you can NOT be serious.

by mburris1 on Jul 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Use your imagination

There is a whole slew of gay jokes that can be used with McCarver, Buck, and the Red Sox and Yankees, but it’s like a lion swarming a herd of gazelle – I’m overwhelmed.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

At Hamels pitching conservatively to Brian McCann, because he’s so awesome

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

and he knows that

if he walks him, the next 3 guys will strikeout.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imhotep the Game Genie

Is my beacon of hope in this lineup.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

well played sir.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

See

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I'm gay for Brian McCann

Then Imhotep the Game Genie is like my Jungle Fever.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost leveled the ball girl

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well duh

In Ancient Egypt, Imhotep used girls like that for breeding and recreation.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

is the ball girl

a eunuch?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

She, being a Philadelphian, means that her kind was used for slavery and human currency.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

teehee

yup

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I bet he has never heard a joke about it either.

by mburris1 on Jul 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

FYF with a SAC FLY?!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Odarp with a gift

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

is going on here?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF WTF WTF WTF

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Nice throw CAMEL!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

AWESOME Phillies fan shot

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF??????

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY S%*T

We’re playing baseball again!!!

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

MR. FYF

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Are these really the Braves??

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

This must be a dream

Hampton pitching
Phillies screwing up
Braves hitting

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Hampton’s been sitting for quite a while here. Wait, did he get PH’d?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No he's on 2B

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No he hit earlier. Remember when Camel overthrew to 2nd?

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

After the first few runs

Everything else was a blur. Can you blame me?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

we have batted around 2x in 2 games. WTF??

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

At Francoeur being the only out of this entire rally.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

True

but, there should have been many others. His would have been the only productive out.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would give my kidney

To hear Skip Caray give one of his trademark “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?” calls right now.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

OMP

Someone pinch me

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I would have bet somebody

$1,000 Hamel would last longer than Hampton. I would not have even thought about it.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Umm

So what do we do?

What is the protocol on this one?

by mburris1 on Jul 26, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Hold on to your butts

There are still five innings to play.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

+10

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buy lottery tickets

lots of them.

Or, get to a church immediately.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who said

“THAT JUST HAPPENED”

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

I don’t know! I heard it, but couldn’t tell.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda related

Saw “Stepborothers” earlier today, absolutely hilarious. previews don’t do it justice.

by 10-4 on Jul 26, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does it stack up to other Ferrell movies?

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right there with Anchorman, Old School and Talladega nights in my opinion. If F bombs and crude humor is your bag, you’ll love it.

by 10-4 on Jul 26, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

That’s good company. I’ll check it out then.

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see that very badly.

Thanks for the reminder.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hold on

I have to change my Depends.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I need to find an AED fast

to get my heart beating again.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

If Glavine goes out to Rome, I may have to make a mini-trip.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i leave work to a 3-0 deficit. i come home… to see tex mashing one to give us a SIX RUN LEAD? we got to lidge last night, and hamels today? holy fuck, this is INCREDIBLE. WE WANT BAY! WE WANT BAY! WE WANT BAY!

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

You guys are depressing… you give up about two innings into the game and then you stumble over each other trying to get back on the bandwagon three innings later. Awesome!!!

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by ejruiz on Jul 26, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Hampton is pitching and it’s Hamels with the Phillies. Statistically, our pessimism was justified.

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

pre game, i would have said no chance we win this one

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by cgilmo78 on Jul 26, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you're awesome

for hanging back and of a sudden popping in with your positive input…

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, what the hell

Is there anything on this blog that any user can say that doesn’t draw your ire, highly critical sarcastic retorts, or highly critical criticism? Haven’t you gotten frustrated watching sports, but then felt joy when your team makes a comeback?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew we wouldn't make it through this game

without Yankees-Socks highlights.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

SHAMpton is laboring. hopefully he gets through 5.

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Glavine:

Smoltz will at least try to come back next season.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

if we get to the playoffs…i guarantee you he at least CONSIDERS coming back

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Missed that part when I came back here. So, “at least”, hmmm? Doesn’t sound like solid planning, given that they’ve also replaced his photo on the main AB home page and replaced him in the tv ads.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Season Total: 4.0 IP

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

So do ya’ll think we are buyers now? i think we might be.

by 10-4 on Jul 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

not yet

we need a sweep here.

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by cgilmo78 on Jul 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

One day at a time

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wren wanted to see signs of life

8 runs off Lidge and 9 off Hamels would qualify i think

by 10-4 on Jul 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYF

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by cgilmo78 on Jul 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

Was Francoeur thinking?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, my feed is at least 5 second behind what you’re watching.

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait. Nevermind. DVR was behind.

by davesawyer on Jul 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

because you listened to “THAT JUST HAPPENED!” again!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did that once

i was on the phone with my dad, we were both watching the game, and i was so baffled as to why my tv was like 40 seconds behind his. then i figured it out.

by 10-4 on Jul 26, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

good work corpsey

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

FYF.

Can Bay play RF?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

probably not

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by cgilmo78 on Jul 26, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Escobar

Didn’t drag his glove on the ground that time, but there wasn’t much chance

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

ok, game is not over.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Hampton's

been hanging pitches all afternoon.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Not going to get the win...

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

no decision. thats distressing. you mean to tell me JOJO couldn’t do this?

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

heh

Was jo-jo even born the last time Hampton pitched?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Hampton

Good work today. Baby steps.

Season Total: 4.0+ IP

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

oh NOooooooooooooooo

Ring has not been good lately.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

as I said.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think jug has a line that summarizes the situation right now…can you refresh me?

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not sure which you mean...

“I’m not surprised.”
“It is never easy”
“pieceofshitcocksuckingmotherfucker”

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT. IS. NEVER. EASY.

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boyer in the 5th

Lordy, this is turning into a head-scratcher. Over/under saying that Boyer goes two innings?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going over.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

odds of us seeing tavarez are at about 2:1.

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks. just threw up a little in my mouth right there.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

“league leading 55th appearance”.

TOM-MY JOHN! TOM-MY JOHN!

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you implying

Bobby overworks a disproportionally small number of bullpen arms?

Because, I agree…

by mburris1 on Jul 26, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have to use the set-up guy before you get to the closer

Dr. James Andrews

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

get out of the inning

ANY TIME NOW.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

But why?

Your blood pressure is too low.

by mburris1 on Jul 26, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

boyer had better not go more than 1. he’s throwing a lot of pitches.

...not that bobby will be stopped by that

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

A strikeout would be awesome to see

Right about now

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

why do people behind the plate always duck for cover when a ball is lined back? do they honestly think the plexiglass is gonna shatter?

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

They're afraid

Like in a hockey game.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uge to kill

Joe Simpleton…
his excitement for the opposing team…ugh

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

are you kidding me?

Come on, this is horseshit. Can we not get an effing out?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

It’s like deja vu, and the Phillies are answering right back. Braves pitchers are all pitching to contact, and these innings are dragging. /cringe

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

this is unbelievable

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

I don’t believe it, but I kinda do

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

10-9 after five innings

Oh yeah, this’s a shootout.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

and they already wasted adam eaton. CRAP

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course I believe it.

When we catch breaks, something else has to give.

When we have key hitting, our pitching sucks.

When our pitching is on, our hitting is missing.

When we have a huge lead, our bullpen f*cks things up.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay

I’ll take the heat for this one. A few days ago, I said that Boyer didn’t suck as much, and see what happened today.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

He probably

has no feeling below his elbow.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We better be sellers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jay212033 on Jul 26, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

i will light you on fire, and i don’t even know who you are

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

NONTENDER RING. that is all

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Rule #22

Don’t ever post Jamie Kotsay pictures during game play.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just ask bigjoe.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

just stop posting pictures.

that helped nothing.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp thanks

game over now. thanks for the jinx.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

Superstition, like Giambi’s porn-stache.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait wait wait

that is not even jamie kotsay

that is michelle damon.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's...

Repeat the process, and hang nine more on them. It’s still just the 5th inning, and they’re in the same boat as we are.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

and the same stadium, damn that place is a bandbox

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by cgilmo78 on Jul 26, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

why

are we talking about the mutts?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me

Or does Yunel seem very uncomfortable at the plate recently?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

as in shoulder discomfort?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, his average is dipping to as a result

by gopherbroke on Jul 26, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on TEX

do it again

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

or leave it to Heap

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Load 'em up

For Heap!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

heap heap heap heap heap

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hear that?

4Ks combined. I knew there was an auspiciously low amount of K’s in this game. Everyone’s pitching to contact.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This is Mack’s 100th AB on the season with RISP

by gopherbroke on Jul 26, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Unless of Course that happens.

by gopherbroke on Jul 26, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Imhotep the Game Genie...

...do it again??

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon

Go the other way

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

EFF

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to...

...get off the bandwagon again.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

because it is a 1-run game in the 6th?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just realized something. who gets THE AXE when diaz comes back?

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Diaz

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Francoeur, hopefully.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah I'm kidding...

probably prado.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

not kidding.

Hopefully Francoeur.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a hitting coach?

He looks like he can pinch-hit.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

The "shirt off your back" girl in those Carmax commercials

Is kinda cute. I’d give her my shirt if she asked.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright alright

something going here…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Z

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets just hope we get to face Lidge again… I dont think we were done with him last night when he left prematruely.

by gopherbroke on Jul 26, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ANOTHER warning track shot

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah hell. thought he got it.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man

I thought that was gone.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

gosh damnit

5 feet away.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

man

I can’t stand these generic vitamin water commercials.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Totally

They are pretty bad.

I had to stop watching the game. Gotta change it up and hopefully it’ll help the team.

I’m not superstitious, but for some reason baseball makes me do weird sh*t to try and get the team to play better whether it’s changing seating position, turning off the tv, or playing loud music instead of listening to the play calling….

by Sparhawk on Jul 26, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

soriano

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm

Soriano’s not getting some calls

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

with the way he’s pitching, he doesn’t need calls

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

if this game turns into a one run loss on the road, i will kill somebody.

by 10-4 on Jul 26, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you here in Atlanta?

I’ve got plenty of prospects/candidates at work…

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

About an hour east.

Bring em to the game Wednesday, it’ll look like an accident.

by 10-4 on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soriano

Looked good in that inning. A little uncomfortable, but still effective. Didn’t seem to have that cocky swagger around the mound like he used to.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok ok

let’s get it going here.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Start to the inning. Lets Go Tex.

by gopherbroke on Jul 26, 2008 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

lets get it started in here, lets get retarded in here

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

frank wren looks like such a tool WITH SUNGLASSES AROUND HIS NECK

by bigjoe on Jul 26, 2008 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Brad Lidge with the sigh of relief knowing that he might get to avoid Brian McCann

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

super-pull’d

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

2x

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

x2

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god

jo jo reyes and taveraz in the ‘pen. we’re doomed either way?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH

Stay-Puft or Towel #2? Pick your poison

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

it is up to game genie

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe cox warming those two up is to motivate the offense. They know they need to score multiple runs.

by gopherbroke on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

guccione were calling the game

romero would have been suspended

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell was Infante waiting on? Does he not like fastballs down the middle?

by 10-4 on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Francoeur, PH, Kotsay, Johnson vs. Lidge in the 9th

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Tavarez

Nowhere near the K-zone. Surprise!

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

With Jo Jo warming up...

doesn’t that imply that Huddy can make his next start?

by OntheGo on Jul 26, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Now to pick up where we left off last night against Lidge

by gopherbroke on Jul 26, 2008 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that was painful.

by Lizziebeth on Jul 26, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 26, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

If Casey Blake(free agent at season’s end) can net Meloan and Sanchez, imagine what Tex could bring????

by NEBravesFan33 on Jul 26, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

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