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Braves @ the Fishes: Game 2

Atlanta Braves @ Florida Marlins


"All right you guys, listen up. We won a game yesterday. If we win one today, that's two in a row. We win one tomorrow, that's called a winning streak. It has happened before."


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Atlanta Braves
@ Florida Marlins

Tuesday, Jul 22, 2008, 7:10 PM EDT
Dolphin Stadium

Charlie Morton vs Rick VandenHurk

Partly cloudy with a 30-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 85.

 

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For what?

That’s rhetorical… but what is he REALLY suspended for? F-bombs? Since when?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No effing doubt!

by Lizziebeth on Jul 22, 2008 7:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Seems

Fishy. The whole thing…I’m not saying there’s a conspiracy or anything, but it just feels wrong.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

d'oh

no pun with marlins intended.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Okay...

...they’ve gone and made me angry.

by sddbaker on Jul 22, 2008 7:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No Gregor

Don’t sas the ump…you are too young and too unknown.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:12 PM EDT   0 recs

who’s that mexican that just hit?

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:15 PM EDT   0 recs

Crud.

Does somebody need to borrow Frenchy’s contact?

by Lizziebeth on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM EDT   0 recs

if i hear the word hammer one more time, i’m punching something

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:26 PM EDT   0 recs

The stupid Marlins announcers...

...really do actually call Willingham the Hammer. Every time.

Do they understand what they are doing?

by sddbaker on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM EDT   0 recs

infuriating me?

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Is it as bad as Crap Caray?

by Lizziebeth on Jul 22, 2008 7:29 PM EDT   0 recs

OH HOLY SHIT

the fucking marlins announcers just said not having andruw jones and edgar renteria is a reason FOR US STRUGGLING. fucking REALLY?

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:31 PM EDT   0 recs

it is

they hurt our chemistry.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

been there…

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

his name is Dan Uggla.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:36 PM EDT   0 recs

so...

open-thread participation has really fallen off lately, huh?

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:48 PM EDT   0 recs

i think its just me and you, juggy. sigh

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i think we’re talking too much about baseball, actually

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The bigjoe & jug show...

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn.

Charlie Morton is now 0-5 career.

I thought he could have beaten that one out.

by mcboyt on Jul 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Morton's

got pretty good velocity tonight at least.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:53 PM EDT   0 recs

Chipper & Smoltz

Playing backgammon… would love to have been there for that.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:54 PM EDT   0 recs

HanRam

What a nickname.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 7:55 PM EDT   0 recs

i wish i could get the home feeds for all games…MLB really needs to integrate that for next year

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:55 PM EDT   0 recs

Ha!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

In this new wing world,

anything is possible.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

FUCK, i just realized i’ll be in atlanta during the next WEC show. well that SUCKS HARD

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:56 PM EDT   0 recs

wtf

is WEC?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 7:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

WORLD EXTREME CAGEFIGHTING!!!

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well

We can swing by Sugarloaf on the way up, and look for some of Mike Vick’s leftover dog cages, and stage some cage fighting of a different variety if you want.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Closest one

Is Cumberland

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm sure your ex

can tell you exactly how hard she sucked when you get back.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

in addition to 2 beers and a dinner at carabba’s, i also owe you a punch to the gut

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Just the gut?

I assumed a right-hook to the jaw would be in order. Or, a frog-splash from the top ropes. Which you prefer. I deserve it.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 7:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i’ll jump at you from the lexus level

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh great

Just what we need is a national story about another drunk guy falling to his death this season.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i have a very odd request…at the beginning of I THINK the 2005 season, there was a remix of welcome to atlanta that started off the season opener…anyone know where i can get that MP3? i remember it be hilarious

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 7:59 PM EDT   0 recs

Hmm

Didn’t we destroy Vanden Hurk on his debut against us, and then he became unhittable for the next two starts?

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 7:59 PM EDT   0 recs

Foul?

He was robbed!

by mcboyt on Jul 22, 2008 8:01 PM EDT   0 recs

What a shot.

Too bad it wasn’t clutch.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:01 PM EDT   0 recs

WTF

TOO HIGH

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:01 PM EDT   0 recs

I dunno

But I always think it’s funny when they claim a ball is too high whether or not to determine whether it’s a homer or foul.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I believe that was

a Major League reference.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That too

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That was headed

For the gulf of Mexico.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:01 PM EDT   0 recs

holy god he killed that

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 8:02 PM EDT   0 recs

I sense...

GIDP RBI

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:05 PM EDT   0 recs

grrrrrrrrrrrrreat

Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre’s JEFF

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:05 PM EDT   0 recs

Alright

Let’s all channel positive thoughts…C’MON JEFF! BASE HIT!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:06 PM EDT   0 recs

DAMNIT YOU SONUVABITCH

Back to AA with you!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Of course...

rather a K than a GIDP.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

Every time I heard Chino Cadahia’s name, I think about that analogy gondeee made about seeing him coming out of the shower in the locker room.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:06 PM EDT   0 recs

Welp

At least there is no Vidro.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:07 PM EDT   0 recs

if we don’t get a run here, i’m smashing something

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 8:09 PM EDT   0 recs

If we see 3 straight K's

I will probably cry.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:09 PM EDT   0 recs

Get the Kleenex

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I am still crying

and smashing shit.

But, strangely, I’m also numb…as if I’ve seen that happen before. Many, many times before.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Which...

I’m sorry Bobby or Fupa, all due respect, why do you continue to hit FYF 6th? He is 3-22 with bases loaded. Clearly, Chipper, Tex, and McCann are men. I’d rather see Kelly batting 6th, Kotsay 7th, Pitcher 8th, FYF 9th.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No point

In complaining about it. I’m laughing – resigned to the fact that if we win, it is most certainly LOL worthy.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, really.

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

eyes are welling.

and no, I’m not gellin’

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

SELL 'EM ALL

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:11 PM EDT   0 recs

smashing a glass against my head right now. at least this piece of shit threw a lot of pitches

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 8:13 PM EDT   0 recs

Doesn't matter

We’ll get shut out my Kevin Gregg and his lame Kareem Abdul Jabbar glasses and funky facing the batter pitching stance.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Not Surprising

That Jeff, Kelly and Mark K. couldn’t do nothing with the bases loaded. Like the broadcaster, just one of the many things wrong with this team

by ChipperTeixeira89 on Jul 22, 2008 8:14 PM EDT   0 recs

i thought last week, tex was the big problem.

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Who said that?

by ChipperTeixeira89 on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Balls

Lame excuse – I have a couple of MiLB baseballs as well as ones I’ve shagged in MLB BP. They’re the same thing, practically. It’s all in his head.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:17 PM EDT   0 recs

THE HAMMA!

"Have you ever had your heart broken?"
"Yeah, when we lost the pennant in '87."

by jug on Jul 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT   0 recs

Speaking of the Hammer

You know Greg Valentine still wrestles? I saw him in a indy christian fed show in Atlanta last summer. Hasn’t aged a day since 1990, but is a little slower.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

At Joe making subtle reference to BMac’s individualized Catching gear.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT   0 recs

remember guys, it could be worse. our cleanup hitter could have a line of .265/.368/.488

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

by bigjoe on Jul 22, 2008 8:22 PM EDT   0 recs

BS

That was a perfect backdoor slider.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jul 22, 2008 8:23 PM EDT