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Mariners @ Atlanta

Seattle Mariners at Atlanta Braves, Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM EDT


Well the only positive thing I have to say here is that Jarrod Washburn is pitching for the M's and he has been horrible. So thats good. Jair Jurrjens is throwing for us and he has been great. So we'll see how that pans out.


NL East Standings

W L PCT GB STRK
Philadelphia 42 33 .560 0 Lost 3
Florida 39 34 .534 2 Lost 1
New York 36 36 .500 4.5 Won 2
Atlanta 36 39 .480 6 Lost 2
Washington 30 45 .400 12 Won 1

(updated 6.21.2008 at 11:46 AM EDT)



 

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WORST LINEUP EVER

1. The Infant SS
2. KJ 2B
3. Rake LF
4. Tex 1B
5. FYF RF
6. Mac C
7. Ruby 3B
8. Greg White CF
9. The Surgeon P

- Oh, Bobby. -

by sdp on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Two outcomes

- Washburn will pitch as if he were Felix Hernandez
- We annihilate the Mariners with the worst lineup ever, and we’re left scratching our heads.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With this lineup....

Jair better pitch a no-hitter, and then hope we somehow score a run…..

by frozen rope on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No hitter...

Averted.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is Francoeur

even playing?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

didn't go tonight royhobbs?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah

Didn’t have free tickets, didn’t feel like calling my ticket agent, and didn’t feel like burning the fuel.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

surprise, surprise

Ichiro steals 2nd. McCann doesn’t throw him out.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

on Frenchy's LOB...

how does 192 compare to other players? I would have to think he must be close to leading the league.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

This is also why I didn’t want to go.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yep. I understand.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My gf

is about to but me on a baseball ban, because she is tired of my bad moods. Apparently, I don’t take losing well.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*put me

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/bad mood starting now.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although...

...(random, I know) but I think she might be getting me tickets to a game vs the Nats on July 19th…

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

192 men on base

is only an estimate. Since it only counts as an LOB when the third out is recorded, there are instances where Francoeur did not end the inning. 192 is batters he didn’t drive in, not necessarily strand at inning’s end.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I see.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm...

Time to bring Lillibridge in. I heard we called him up for this game.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Safe to say the Infante experiment

epic fail

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

At Skip’s veiled comment about the influx of foreign players with harder to pronounce foreign names.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf

is their butter on the ball?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

At Francoeur sucking.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It is laughable

He can’t do anything correct right now.

It is the definition of insanity…he keeps playing, and we keep hoping he’ll do something different, but its the same thing over and over.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why I'm serious

About bringing derogatory signs to games, hoping that he’ll see them. He seems to respond well to adversity, and it almost feels like he’s taking his job for granted. If he can’t get his pea-brain around the fact that his future salary reflects on his present play, then he’s in a world of disappointment when arbitration time comes around again.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I keep saying it...

...he needs to go back to using the non-vented old-style helmet.

I think its the key.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there

man, I’m so pissed I can type or spell or use the proper words

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

At wishing that I would rather be in Las Vegas again instead of watching this shit.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I’d rather the power go out so would have to read a book instead of watching this shit.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Felix is King...

...here comes Prince Jarrod.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jarrod Washburn

scares me…

2-7, 5.83 ERA, .315 AVG

He’ll look like Sandy Koufax tonight.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah really

Pitchers that suck scare the living daylights out of me. I’d rather go up against aces, because at least then, people expect us to lose.

Example: Chris Redman. We ALL said we would commit mass suicide if we lost to him, and then he ground out a win against us.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean

Mark Redman…

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I were the Mets or Phillies

I’d have picked up Resop. They could just use him as a starter against the Braves and he’d be Cy Young winner.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad this isn't in Safeco

Then we could have Infante DH so we could keep his productive bat in the lineup, while keeping his shitty glove out of the 6 position.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that is surprising

ground-rule double.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Gnortony looked a lot like Matt Diaz at that AB.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The stage is set...

‘opening Photoshop.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we get a graphic on Francoeur's LOB total?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love it

+Frenchy’s actual, but unknown, LOB total

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna be sick.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Joe saying “a sac fly would be just fine.” This is Francoeur we are talking about.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Surprise, surprise.

whiffed.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it

I had Photoshop all ready to make 192 (I don’t care if it’s not accurate, it sure feels that way) to 194.

A strikeout was the most productive thing Francoeur’s done all series.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he'll be lucky

To get it to City Hall.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GYF

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotay

please, please. Do not be like FYF.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez

I’ve only been traveling for a week – who the hell are these guys playing for the braves and since when is francoeur a #5 hitter?

by Hot Cup Joe on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Frank Wren

Decided to cut all the current roster, starting with Hampton, Smoltz, Chipper, and Glavine in order to free up some money, and then uncermoniously called up half of Richmond, and a third of Mississippi. But unlike the Baby Braves of 2005, this team kinda sucks.

Just kidding – if we called up the minor leaguers, we’d be up 14-3 by now.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhh

i knew there was a rational explanation that i was not bright enough to discern….

by Hot Cup Joe on Jun 21, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

efffff

I don’t want to make another graphic for Gotay.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I almost said

That i’d do 20 push ups for every LOB. Well, here goes nothing.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You're going to be ripped.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sit down, Ichiro

You don’t speak enough English to get thrown out.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro

I’m not his biggest fan. No real reason not to like him, I just really don’t care for him.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a player

He’s awesome. But he has a bit of an attitude problem, and his comments during the World Baseball Classic were kind of inappropriate, not that Roger Clemens’s were not. As a person, I’m not a fan of his.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I also feel like

he never really tried to embrace the American culture. So, he’s only here to make a buck. Which, plenty of non-natives are and I realize that, but for some reason I feel like Ichiro is worse.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooo, that's a good cliché

Ichiro Suzuki
Vladimir Guerrero
Yunel Escobar
Kosuke Fukudome
Bartolo Colon

_ said, through an interpreter.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I dunno

maybe that makes me a crotchety American, I don’t know. But guys that have lived here and been in the game so long, should at least pick up some English. Sammy Sosa, for example. WTF?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I agree

I think players become more personable and likeable if they can pass for an American citizen. Albert Pujols has a heavy Dominican accident, but he still speaks comprehensive English, and one guy who surprised me was Jorge Campillo, when he did a post-game. At least Escobar is learning still, and when I met him at RFK, he was polite about it, and my father speaks fluent Spanish.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro is a loner

During BP yesterday, Ichiro was all by himself in RF, shagging balls. For a guy whose the franchise player, I’d imagine he’d have more friends or something, but for him, it doesn’t surprise me.

Which is strange, because when the Dodgers were in town, Chan Ho Park (Korea), Takashi Saito (Japan), and Tsao Chin-Hui (Taiwan) were all joking and speaking together, no problem. There is an unspoken rivalry between lots of Asian players, kind of how like Puerto Rican players don’t get along with Cuban players, etc…

Ichiro’s just a prick, I take it then.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

Jurrjens knew that was a comeback strike. Beautiful pitch.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

on my feed

before the mic cut out, Skip said, “When does the cow do the chop, anybody know?” (what is his fascination with that cow) and then Joe said, “I’ve got a question, why didn’t they put that out in the CF plaza with all the other circus crap?”

Kinda funny…

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yesterday

Tim Hudson, the Chic Fil-A founder, and two token hotties unveiled the giant cow. The arm hardly moves, and isn’t to the rhythm of the chant, but it is pretty cool. It’s about 50 ft. tall, I’m guessing.

No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too much good ...

I love am/pm.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you do this

or did they change the am/pm sign?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

royhobbs, or anybody else that's more interweb savvy than me:

somebody should put together a “widget” (right?) that counts our LOBs. I think it would look something like this.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Believe me

I would love to make like a Firefox extension or something that counted the LOBs, but there’s no comprehensive database that I know of in which to pull a live, up-to-date count from.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

why isn’t that stat keep?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who knows

But I did like at Angel Stadium, how on the score board, it went R, H, E, LOB. Actually kept a column for LOBs, which made game debating easier.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our scoreboard

isn’t big enough…despite it being the biggest screen in the history of mankind.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard

Arizona built a 67’ to counter our 65’ one. And then that the Nationals Park has like a 67’5 one to take the title.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Gnortony.

Just I wanted – 20 more pushups.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better thank Tex too.

Because he’s going to get on so FYF can get a Vidro.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

see? I'm half-right so far...

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lets hope your prediction does not come true…..

by frozen rope on Jun 21, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sad thing is

Our sentiment is not limited to here. You wouldn’t believe how many irate fans at the Ted screaming at Francoeur to actually take some balls.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

just missed the vidro.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

swinging for prague

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

At Joe mistaking Francoeur’s previous AB as a bases loaded situation in which he failed to deliver yet again.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There's been so many

they run together.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

I didn’t even notice that the Braves had a run.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Okajima trying to frame that pitch.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf?

Why did I say Okajima? JOHJIMA…lol

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 LOB in 3 innings.

At this rate, we’ll have 20.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, 15 anyway.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man...

40 more… grah

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you doing 20 for each one as it happens

or a running total, like the mascots do at football games?

BTW, I bet you do 340 in all tonight.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After the innings.

And I don’t think I’ll do many more. I went to the gym this morning, and my arms are already re-reaching a failure point on the last 20 I just did.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gnortony?

with the glove work?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the left side of the infield

sans the glove work

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we have 3 Es

just making sure that was known.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

Go Gnortony.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The good news

Is that Hernandez on base neutralizes Ichiro’s speed. I do this all the time in MLB baseball games, walk the pitchers, and make the lead-off guy useless.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Message to Joe:

“Suzuki is a common name, and when Ohgi-kantoku took over as manager of the team in 1994, he assigned an unknown kid his first name on the back of his uniform: Ichiro. This was done under the guise of ‘fan service,’ to promote more interest in the team … Ichiro became a household name that year, as he became the first player to break the 200-hit barrier in Japanese baseball history.”

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/041216

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I read all about that in his jockbio...

They made it sound like his dad was abusive or something. Making him bat lefty, standing closer to 80 mph pitching machines, and all the training… at least it all paid off in the end.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe

sounds like he is frustrated or just in a bad mood tonight.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Poor Jair

He’s pitching well, but King Felix is keeping us off the board.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

King Felix?

Thought it was Prince Washburn.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't tell the difference

Can you?

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, no.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at this roster

I didn’t know Brian McCann got sent down to Richmond.

by bravesooner10 on Jun 21, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Please

mail me what you are smoking/snorting/injecting. I would like to try it.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These Zaxby's commercials...

All these has-beens promoting this stuff. There are like two Zaxby’s within 8 miles of my house now. And there is a place out west called Raising Cane that is a direct rip off of them.

Why am I talking about chicken restaurants? It’s not like there’s anything more interesting to discuss.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just built a Zaxby's within walking distance of my apartment.

Also a Popeye’s.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

should clarify

the Popeye’s isn’t new.

And I have never eaten at either of these locations. In fact, I’ve never eaten Popeye’s in my life.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I...

...love Popeye’s. Way better than KFC, and slightly better than Church’s or Bojangles.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I think I am obligated to love KFC…The Colonel’s first restaurant was like 30 minutes from where I grew up.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Skip always rips on the DOT.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You should see Atlanta.

I’m hoping that by August 2nd, the roads will be somewhat clearer on the weekends than they have been for the last got damn several months.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what exactly are they doing?

I used to pass through all the time, but haven’t in over a year.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meaning what roads.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re closing 3-4 lanes at a time alternating north and south each weekend. They’re attempting to re-pave the 75/85 Downtown Connector.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah....

Yeah, that sounds like hell.

Since we’re on the subject, sort of, you like living in ATL? I am thinking of trying to get a job at the CDC (yeah, I’m one of those nerds) once I finish school.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s not bad. I have a house on the outskirts, so I do have to deal with Atlanta’s horrible commuting, but it’s not bad living here. I used to say that I’d want to leave next summer, but honestly, I haven’t weighed the options enough to figure out if there’s anywhere immediately better.

I thought about moving to Richmond to be closer to family, and they have a good artist community out there, but with the R-Braves departing, it’s like a punch in the gut.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how long have you been there?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bought the house in 2004. Been down here since 2002.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWO HANDS ATJ!

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Teixeira = $20 mil / year glove

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Washburn

6 Ks. 1 ER.

FYI.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

7 Ks.

+1 LOB.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Jarrod Washburn doesn’t go deep into games, even in good conditions…”

Way to jinx it up, Skip.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

8 Ks.

season high.

anyone surprised? I’m not.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean Felix Hernandez

Right?

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Washburn = Hernandez

they are interchangeable.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey-oh!

Nailed him at 2nd!

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did I just see what I think I saw?

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I want a new Braves cap...

I have a 59Fifty, but I don’t really like they way it looks on my melon. I’ve had the blue franchise cap for about 5 years now, and it is my default and really about the only hat I really like to wear, period. But I hate that there are so many douchebags that wear that hat that it has the same feel as the Red Sox franchise cap. I kind of like this one. Any advice?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just....

...don’t call your hat an “Usher hat.”

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All the

“Fashionable” caps with the Atlanta Braves “A” on it, that Usher wears all the time, and people get for that reason, instead of baseball reasons.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotcha

The fashion hats.

Yes, I know exactly what you are talking about. I see a good number of Atlanta fashion hats here. In fact, I think we have the largest selection of fashion hats among all teams. Surprisingly, there are quite a few Phillies and Reds fashion hats here in the Magic City.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

McCann stole a base?

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

McCann stole a base?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cow was chopping a minute ago.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yunel

on deck!

my hero!

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

d'oh.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Putz out

Who’s closing for the Mariners?

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not sure.

Committee?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad...

...they don’t have Chris Reitsma anymore. I would give a kidney to see us face Reitsma in the bottom of the 9th.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell no.

Based on the theory of reverse pitcher ability, Reitsma closing a game against us means the universe will collapse upon itself.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

didn’t even notice Manny freakin Acosta was in the game for us. Guess we’re conceding?

Well, there’s always tomorrow.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go mummy guy!

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's how we're doing tonight.

10 Ks
8 LOB
3 Es
1 R

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs


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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

separated at birth?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

Its getting serious.

We cannot lose this serious to the worst team in baseball. I don’t know what I’ll do.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

At Joe calling Jose Vidro “a good player”

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Acosta---

nevermind…

Was about to say, if “Acosta gets out of the inning without giving up a run, I’ll do 400 push-ups.”

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FYF

makes me physically ill.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh

Too little too late.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have faith

Chipper is on deck.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

chippa?

on deck!

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not buying into this false hope

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am.

Its over. We’re going to win. Chipper is a stud.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did I stutter?

Chipper is a stud.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg white

can run.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ooooooooooooooh

Sleepless in Seattle? How appropriate…

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Completely off the handle

Sean Casey is friends with Nature Boy, Ric Flair.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Have to tell bigjoe…he will appreciate that tidbit.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick

Get a pinch runner.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he has a black eye.

an torn quad.
and I’m sure feels like shit most of the time.

stud.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lillibridge

just called up from little league.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Phillies lost

and Mets are losing

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh

Color me surprised. Looks like Brendan Frasier chanted the magic spell to beat the mummy guy.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

VIDRO!

on deck. Can he get a Vidro? How ironic?

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

no.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not well

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so............Boyer in a close game?

hmmm….Bobby, we need to talk.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you for proving me wrong.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why aren’t there any chicks who rock the Braves pride like this?

http://a104.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_ebff1501388d2941d5a18e791b81d14f.jpg

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not sure?

If she was wearing Braves gear, I would have seen a picture of my future wife.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now thats hot

by jjcollins on Jun 22, 2008 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So where are all those bastards that talk shit about Boyer???

They are never in the game thread…they just talk shit when ever he loses a game. “Boyer sucks!!!” “He should be let go.”

Fucking BLAH BLAH BLAH…

by mvandonsel on Jun 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll have you know

I make fun of him plenty.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I realize

That he’s all we’ve got, so I can live with it.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have in this thread already!

But…........I am quick to give credit where credit is do. He pitched well. That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand that...

I am talking about the people who post just to trash players. They say nothing when we are playing well. It is just pissing me off.

by mvandonsel on Jun 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

same here.

Everything pisses me off though, nowadays.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GNORTONY!

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I'm sorry but I have to jinx us

Teixeira walk off double.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

Don’t be that much of a dick

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pujols though, it is true.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be back.

Going to vomit.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes! or strike out. No VIDRO!

Frenchy, you fuck. Don’t screw this up.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't trust Francoeur

With a sac bunt. He’d pop it to Lopez who’d land on the bag while catching it and turn the unassisted triple play, according to mvandonsel…

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IF WE FAIL RIGHT NOW

THE SEASON IS OVER.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If we fail.

I’m driving to the Ted to jump off the top.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at...

...the Hulk Hogan bronze skinned bleach blonde in the front row.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

w00000000000000000000000000000000000000t

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MAPLE BATS

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It is never easy.

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by jug on Jun 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The most impressive thing about this game...

...is that when the game ended, this number did not change:

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am SO

Going to try to animated GIF McCann’s steal.

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by royhobbs on Jun 21, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh My Pujols!

Got home just in time to see the end…I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!

After all this crap, we’re only 5 back…wow. There’s still hope, folks. We’re still alive. Let this be the jump start we needed.

After that crapfest from last night, where it was mostly mvandonsel and I trying to wade through until neither of us could take it any more, this feels especially good.

For the first time in a long time, I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s game. GO BRAVES!

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