Mariners @ Atlanta
Seattle Mariners at Atlanta Braves, Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM EDT
Well the only positive thing I have to say here is that Jarrod Washburn is pitching for the M's and he has been horrible. So thats good. Jair Jurrjens is throwing for us and he has been great. So we'll see how that pans out.
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WORST LINEUP EVER
1. The Infant SS
2. KJ 2B
3. Rake LF
4. Tex 1B
5. FYF RF
6. Mac C
7. Ruby 3B
8. Greg White CF
9. The Surgeon P
- Oh, Bobby. -
Two outcomes
- Washburn will pitch as if he were Felix Hernandez
- We annihilate the Mariners with the worst lineup ever, and we’re left scratching our heads.
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surprise, surprise
Ichiro steals 2nd. McCann doesn’t throw him out.
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on Frenchy's LOB...
how does 192 compare to other players? I would have to think he must be close to leading the league.
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Oh yeah
This is also why I didn’t want to go.
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My gf
is about to but me on a baseball ban, because she is tired of my bad moods. Apparently, I don’t take losing well.
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Although...
...(random, I know) but I think she might be getting me tickets to a game vs the Nats on July 19th…
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192 men on base
is only an estimate. Since it only counts as an LOB when the third out is recorded, there are instances where Francoeur did not end the inning. 192 is batters he didn’t drive in, not necessarily strand at inning’s end.
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Hmm...
Time to bring Lillibridge in. I heard we called him up for this game.
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LOL
At Skip’s veiled comment about the influx of foreign players with harder to pronounce foreign names.
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LOL
At Francoeur sucking.
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It is laughable
He can’t do anything correct right now.
It is the definition of insanity…he keeps playing, and we keep hoping he’ll do something different, but its the same thing over and over.
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That's why I'm serious
About bringing derogatory signs to games, hoping that he’ll see them. He seems to respond well to adversity, and it almost feels like he’s taking his job for granted. If he can’t get his pea-brain around the fact that his future salary reflects on his present play, then he’s in a world of disappointment when arbitration time comes around again.
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I keep saying it...
...he needs to go back to using the non-vented old-style helmet.
I think its the key.
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there
man, I’m so pissed I can type or spell or use the proper words
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LOL
At wishing that I would rather be in Las Vegas again instead of watching this shit.
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If Felix is King...
...here comes Prince Jarrod.
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Jarrod Washburn
scares me…
2-7, 5.83 ERA, .315 AVG
He’ll look like Sandy Koufax tonight.
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Yeah really
Pitchers that suck scare the living daylights out of me. I’d rather go up against aces, because at least then, people expect us to lose.
Example: Chris Redman. We ALL said we would commit mass suicide if we lost to him, and then he ground out a win against us.
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If I were the Mets or Phillies
I’d have picked up Resop. They could just use him as a starter against the Braves and he’d be Cy Young winner.
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Too bad this isn't in Safeco
Then we could have Infante DH so we could keep his productive bat in the lineup, while keeping his shitty glove out of the 6 position.
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Wow
Gnortony looked a lot like Matt Diaz at that AB.
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The stage is set...
‘opening Photoshop.
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LOL
Joe saying “a sac fly would be just fine.” This is Francoeur we are talking about.
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Damn it
I had Photoshop all ready to make 192 (I don’t care if it’s not accurate, it sure feels that way) to 194.
A strikeout was the most productive thing Francoeur’s done all series.
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he'll be lucky
To get it to City Hall.
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Jeez
I’ve only been traveling for a week – who the hell are these guys playing for the braves and since when is francoeur a #5 hitter?
Frank Wren
Decided to cut all the current roster, starting with Hampton, Smoltz, Chipper, and Glavine in order to free up some money, and then uncermoniously called up half of Richmond, and a third of Mississippi. But unlike the Baby Braves of 2005, this team kinda sucks.
Just kidding – if we called up the minor leaguers, we’d be up 14-3 by now.
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efffff
I don’t want to make another graphic for Gotay.
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I almost said
That i’d do 20 push ups for every LOB. Well, here goes nothing.
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Sit down, Ichiro
You don’t speak enough English to get thrown out.
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Ichiro
I’m not his biggest fan. No real reason not to like him, I just really don’t care for him.
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As a player
He’s awesome. But he has a bit of an attitude problem, and his comments during the World Baseball Classic were kind of inappropriate, not that Roger Clemens’s were not. As a person, I’m not a fan of his.
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Yeah, I also feel like
he never really tried to embrace the American culture. So, he’s only here to make a buck. Which, plenty of non-natives are and I realize that, but for some reason I feel like Ichiro is worse.
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oooo, that's a good cliché
Ichiro Suzuki
Vladimir Guerrero
Yunel Escobar
Kosuke Fukudome
Bartolo Colon
“_ said, through an interpreter.“
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Yeah, I dunno
maybe that makes me a crotchety American, I don’t know. But guys that have lived here and been in the game so long, should at least pick up some English. Sammy Sosa, for example. WTF?
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No, I agree
I think players become more personable and likeable if they can pass for an American citizen. Albert Pujols has a heavy Dominican accident, but he still speaks comprehensive English, and one guy who surprised me was Jorge Campillo, when he did a post-game. At least Escobar is learning still, and when I met him at RFK, he was polite about it, and my father speaks fluent Spanish.
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Ichiro is a loner
During BP yesterday, Ichiro was all by himself in RF, shagging balls. For a guy whose the franchise player, I’d imagine he’d have more friends or something, but for him, it doesn’t surprise me.
Which is strange, because when the Dodgers were in town, Chan Ho Park (Korea), Takashi Saito (Japan), and Tsao Chin-Hui (Taiwan) were all joking and speaking together, no problem. There is an unspoken rivalry between lots of Asian players, kind of how like Puerto Rican players don’t get along with Cuban players, etc…
Ichiro’s just a prick, I take it then.
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Ha
Jurrjens knew that was a comeback strike. Beautiful pitch.
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on my feed
before the mic cut out, Skip said, “When does the cow do the chop, anybody know?” (what is his fascination with that cow) and then Joe said, “I’ve got a question, why didn’t they put that out in the CF plaza with all the other circus crap?”
Kinda funny…
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Yesterday
Tim Hudson, the Chic Fil-A founder, and two token hotties unveiled the giant cow. The arm hardly moves, and isn’t to the rhythm of the chant, but it is pretty cool. It’s about 50 ft. tall, I’m guessing.
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Too much good ...
I love am/pm.

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royhobbs, or anybody else that's more interweb savvy than me:
somebody should put together a “widget” (right?) that counts our LOBs. I think it would look something like this.
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Believe me
I would love to make like a Firefox extension or something that counted the LOBs, but there’s no comprehensive database that I know of in which to pull a live, up-to-date count from.
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Who knows
But I did like at Angel Stadium, how on the score board, it went R, H, E, LOB. Actually kept a column for LOBs, which made game debating easier.
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Our scoreboard
isn’t big enough…despite it being the biggest screen in the history of mankind.
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Thanks Gnortony.
Just I wanted – 20 more pushups.
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Better thank Tex too.
Because he’s going to get on so FYF can get a Vidro.
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The sad thing is
Our sentiment is not limited to here. You wouldn’t believe how many irate fans at the Ted screaming at Francoeur to actually take some balls.
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LOL
At Joe mistaking Francoeur’s previous AB as a bases loaded situation in which he failed to deliver yet again.
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Whoa
I didn’t even notice that the Braves had a run.
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Are you doing 20 for each one as it happens
or a running total, like the mascots do at football games?
BTW, I bet you do 340 in all tonight.
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After the innings.
And I don’t think I’ll do many more. I went to the gym this morning, and my arms are already re-reaching a failure point on the last 20 I just did.
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The good news
Is that Hernandez on base neutralizes Ichiro’s speed. I do this all the time in MLB baseball games, walk the pitchers, and make the lead-off guy useless.
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Message to Joe:
“Suzuki is a common name, and when Ohgi-kantoku took over as manager of the team in 1994, he assigned an unknown kid his first name on the back of his uniform: Ichiro. This was done under the guise of ‘fan service,’ to promote more interest in the team … Ichiro became a household name that year, as he became the first player to break the 200-hit barrier in Japanese baseball history.”
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/041216
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I read all about that in his jockbio...
They made it sound like his dad was abusive or something. Making him bat lefty, standing closer to 80 mph pitching machines, and all the training… at least it all paid off in the end.
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Joe
sounds like he is frustrated or just in a bad mood tonight.
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Poor Jair
He’s pitching well, but King Felix is keeping us off the board.
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I can't tell the difference
Can you?
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These Zaxby's commercials...
All these has-beens promoting this stuff. There are like two Zaxby’s within 8 miles of my house now. And there is a place out west called Raising Cane that is a direct rip off of them.
Why am I talking about chicken restaurants? It’s not like there’s anything more interesting to discuss.
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Just built a Zaxby's within walking distance of my apartment.
Also a Popeye’s.
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should clarify
the Popeye’s isn’t new.
And I have never eaten at either of these locations. In fact, I’ve never eaten Popeye’s in my life.
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I...
...love Popeye’s. Way better than KFC, and slightly better than Church’s or Bojangles.
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You should see Atlanta.
I’m hoping that by August 2nd, the roads will be somewhat clearer on the weekends than they have been for the last got damn several months.
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what exactly are they doing?
I used to pass through all the time, but haven’t in over a year.
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They’re closing 3-4 lanes at a time alternating north and south each weekend. They’re attempting to re-pave the 75/85 Downtown Connector.
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Ah....
Yeah, that sounds like hell.
Since we’re on the subject, sort of, you like living in ATL? I am thinking of trying to get a job at the CDC (yeah, I’m one of those nerds) once I finish school.
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It’s not bad. I have a house on the outskirts, so I do have to deal with Atlanta’s horrible commuting, but it’s not bad living here. I used to say that I’d want to leave next summer, but honestly, I haven’t weighed the options enough to figure out if there’s anywhere immediately better.
I thought about moving to Richmond to be closer to family, and they have a good artist community out there, but with the R-Braves departing, it’s like a punch in the gut.
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You mean Felix Hernandez
Right?
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Did I just see what I think I saw?
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I want a new Braves cap...
I have a 59Fifty, but I don’t really like they way it looks on my melon. I’ve had the blue franchise cap for about 5 years now, and it is my default and really about the only hat I really like to wear, period. But I hate that there are so many douchebags that wear that hat that it has the same feel as the Red Sox franchise cap. I kind of like this one. Any advice?
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Just....
...don’t call your hat an “Usher hat.”
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All the
“Fashionable” caps with the Atlanta Braves “A” on it, that Usher wears all the time, and people get for that reason, instead of baseball reasons.
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Gotcha
The fashion hats.
Yes, I know exactly what you are talking about. I see a good number of Atlanta fashion hats here. In fact, I think we have the largest selection of fashion hats among all teams. Surprisingly, there are quite a few Phillies and Reds fashion hats here in the Magic City.
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Holy shit
McCann stole a base?
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With Putz out
Who’s closing for the Mariners?
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Too bad...
...they don’t have Chris Reitsma anymore. I would give a kidney to see us face Reitsma in the bottom of the 9th.
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Wow
didn’t even notice Manny freakin Acosta was in the game for us. Guess we’re conceding?
Well, there’s always tomorrow.
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Look at who's in the top left of this picture
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OK
Its getting serious.
We cannot lose this serious to the worst team in baseball. I don’t know what I’ll do.
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LOL
At Joe calling Jose Vidro “a good player”
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If Acosta---
nevermind…
Was about to say, if “Acosta gets out of the inning without giving up a run, I’ll do 400 push-ups.”
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I'm not buying into this false hope
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Completely off the handle
Sean Casey is friends with Nature Boy, Ric Flair.
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Quick
Get a pinch runner.
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he has a black eye.
an torn quad.
and I’m sure feels like shit most of the time.
stud.
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sigh
Color me surprised. Looks like Brendan Frasier chanted the magic spell to beat the mummy guy.
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so............Boyer in a close game?
hmmm….Bobby, we need to talk.
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why aren’t there any chicks who rock the Braves pride like this?
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So where are all those bastards that talk shit about Boyer???
They are never in the game thread…they just talk shit when ever he loses a game. “Boyer sucks!!!” “He should be let go.”
Fucking BLAH BLAH BLAH…
I'll have you know
I make fun of him plenty.
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But I realize
That he’s all we’ve got, so I can live with it.
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I have in this thread already!
But…........I am quick to give credit where credit is do. He pitched well. That’ll do pig. That’ll do.
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I understand that...
I am talking about the people who post just to trash players. They say nothing when we are playing well. It is just pissing me off.
RAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hahahaha
Don’t be that much of a dick
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Yes! or strike out. No VIDRO!
Frenchy, you fuck. Don’t screw this up.
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I don't trust Francoeur
With a sac bunt. He’d pop it to Lopez who’d land on the bag while catching it and turn the unassisted triple play, according to mvandonsel…
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IF WE FAIL RIGHT NOW
THE SEASON IS OVER.
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Look at...
...the Hulk Hogan bronze skinned bleach blonde in the front row.
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The most impressive thing about this game...
...is that when the game ended, this number did not change:

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I am SO
Going to try to animated GIF McCann’s steal.
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Oh My Pujols!
Got home just in time to see the end…I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
After all this crap, we’re only 5 back…wow. There’s still hope, folks. We’re still alive. Let this be the jump start we needed.
After that crapfest from last night, where it was mostly mvandonsel and I trying to wade through until neither of us could take it any more, this feels especially good.
For the first time in a long time, I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s game. GO BRAVES!

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