Poem for Hampton by Jeff Passan
Many of you have probably already seen this, but Jeff Passan just wrote an article featuring the all overpaid and under-paid teams. Guess who was a SP for the all overpaid team? Oh yeah, Mr. Hampton. He even wrote a little poem, reminiscent of "Spahn and Sain and pray for rain."
"Hamstring, elbow, Tommy John
Disabled list you’re always on
Mr. Hampton, you’re the best
Working on three years’ rest."
That is all, enjoy.
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lol
nice…. damn jug, how do you keep coming up with this stuff? I mean, i have google too, but I guess I dont have the search gift…...
Every time I see the words “you’re the best” in any sort of poetic fashion, I think about the song they played in the Karate Kid when Daniel was beating all of Cobra Kai.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I should've...
...just called him “Ponyboy.”
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.

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