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Visa Roulette

It seems that every year there's a Latin American player who has visa problems and is late to spring training. When Rafael Furcal was with the team he had visa problems. Last year it was Willy Aybar and Rafael Soriano. Heck, last year Wil Ledezma had his documents damaged "in a washing incident" and didn't make it back after the All-Star break.

But the problem isn't just limited to Latin American players. Phil Stockman had a problem with his visa in the middle of spring training and had to leave the country (and go to the Bahamas of all places) before being allowed to legally reenter.

That many visa problems had to be a bit of an embarrassment to the Braves organization last year. We will see how far the team has gone this year to solve these problems between their players and their green cards. Candidates for visa problems this spring include, Manny Acosta, Jairo Cuevas, Jair Jurrjens, Peter Moylan, Rafael Soriano, Phil Stockman, Omar Infante, Scott Thorman (from Canada), and Gregor Blanco - and I'm not even counting the non-roster invitees.

But there is news that we may not be able to pick a winner in this year's visa roulette, as the Braves have told our insipid beat writer that there will be no visa problems this year:

The first official workout for pitchers and catchers is Friday, and they were required only to call in Thursday to let the team know they were in town -- that's all that's required in "reporting." According to the Braves, no visa issues will delay anyone's arrival this year.

There you have it. You can't argue with anything he says or the way he says it - it must be taken as gospel. It looks like this little game I was going to play of "guess who will be delayed by visa problems" will just have to wait till next year (note that I am trying to come up with a catchier name for the game - Visa Versa, Lend me your Birth Certificate, Sponsored by Visa, Lost, and Johnny Walker Red are some of the names I've been tossing around).

Screw that, I'm not waiting. I say there will be visa problems for someone. I rattled off nine names - nine names - and that included a Canadian, and everyone knows Canadians can't be trusted. (Frank Wren knows this, why else would he have traded away Canadian phenom Jamie Richmond for a broken down centerfielder and let fan favorite, and Canadian, Pete Orr walk away this off-seasons - to a division rival, no less, he will live to regret that decision.)

I guess we'll just have to wait and see. In the meantime, go ahead and place your vote in the poll on the right side of the site for who you think will be delayed by bureaucratic red tape this year.

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Its gonna be Mike Hampton. I don't know how an American is going to have visa issues, but trust me. If theres something to be screwed up, Hampton will do it.

by bigjoe on Feb 14, 2008 10:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

dude
pete orr sucks and jaime richmond is far from a phenom

by MIZIKE74 on Feb 14, 2008 11:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

is it really?
can it really be called sarcasm, if referring to canadians?  i will miss pete orr.  no more sportsouth feature-ettes with him and the connect four tin foil title.

i kid, really.  i love canada.  if not for the fact that toronto is such a lame place to watch baseball, i'd consider going up there for the strange interleague matchup with us in june.  but if blue jays fans can't even get excited for a game against the yankees on sept. 11th, there's no way they're going to make a peep for the braves.

by royhobbs on Feb 15, 2008 9:10 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?
What is a "connect four tin foil title"?

by SpeedTriple on Feb 15, 2008 10:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Last year..
...the guys had a "connect four" tournament going on in the clubhouse. The Winner got to carry around a tin foil "Belt" that declared the holder champ. Sorta like a WWE Title Belt.

by RainDelay on Feb 15, 2008 11:43 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I voted Gregor Blanco
I think he was playing in the Caribbean Series .. so I'm counting on him to forget his papers at his temporary residence night table.

by RehabReject on Feb 15, 2008 7:05 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Visa Problems
I really don't think the Braves will have any problems this year, and if they do, it will be with someone like Cuevas who likely won't make any impact on the big league team this year.
That being said, I was shocked to see that Liriano of the twins was having problems, I guess you never know who it will be.
http://www.baseballbrett13.blogspot.com

by baseballbrett13 on Feb 15, 2008 10:12 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Canada
Why haven't we invaded Canada yet?  Its ours for the taking.  

Here's to hoping Santana has Visa issues (even though I'm not sure he ever leaves the US).  Maybe Pedro will keep cock fighting and forget about the season.  Beltran, Reyes, & Delgado...whatever.

by Chester Highwater on Feb 15, 2008 2:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

And the winner is...
Jurrjens...

From the "David O'Brien/AJC Blog"

"By the way, Jurrjens didn't even arrive until last night, had some visa issues. Braves officials didn't even see him throw for the first time until today. Cox said he threw fine, OK, whatever, after I mentioned to Cox that Jurrjens wished he'd thrown better but that he hadn't been able to throw for 4-5 days because of his visa problems and the traveling he had to do to get it."

by Euruproktos on Feb 15, 2008 10:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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