Pujols, you can practically hear DP rubbing himself at the thought of Smoltz playing for the Red Socks. Listen at your own discretion, because it's really lame attempts to try and talk Smoltz into saying he wants to pitch for the Red Sox.

Smoltz? He sounds drunk or something, because it's the most incoherent, incomprehensible speaking I've ever heard him do. When he wants to be clever, he can be, but this time, I um... don't know.