Please explain to me how we eneded up with a groudhog
by gondeee on Nov 18, 2008 8:32 AM EST
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PrintThe new Gwinnett Braves are holding tryouts for their mascot:
The G-Braves will be holding auditions to portray Chopper — a corpulent cartoon groundhog — at 4 p.m. Tuesday at Georgia Gwinnett College in Lawrenceville. No experience necessary, though reserved types who hate to dance might want to look elsewhere.
In case you didn't know, corpulent = "excessively fat" -- a wonderful message to send to the youth about baseball.
But seriously, a groundhog? I didn't know that Gwinnett was known for their groundhog population. Surely there are better mascots in the world. I mean, Diamond Duck was a helluva lot better than "Chopper the groundhog." How lame...
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In all fairness
What else is Gwinnett County actually known for? I-85 congestion, cheap(ish) gas, gigantic malls, and overzealous cops. It’s also “that one bigass county you have to drive through to get to Athens.”
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
I'm going to get killed for saying this...
…but on the surface of it, and plausibility questions aside as to whether the groundhog accurately represents the area, it’s not a bad choice. With mascots, you want something that is going to appeal to the kids, to entertain them, make sure they have a good time, and beg their parents to come back (and spend more money). Compared to some of the mascots I’ve seen, this one is at least cheery and friendly-looking, and hopefully the actual mascot suit looks similar. Even more important is that they make a good choice as far as who is inside the suit.
I could see them selling a lot of stuffed animals dressed in the G-Braves getup, just as shown above…in fact, maybe I’ll get one for Pujolina when they come out…
Valid point
For a moment there, I forgot that this was minor-league ball we’re dealing with, and these are the kinds of things that minor league ball has been doing for years. It would be something to see AAA playoffs, and see the Gwinnett Braves tangle with the Portland Beavers. They could do one those goofy dugout skits, like when the Nationals play the Orioles during interleague and Screech the Bald Eagle wrestles with the Baltimore Oriole.
No wonder nobody likes you, Tuttle... everything's a (Pujols) damn debate.
Here's what I envisions
Chopper the Indian Lumberjack. Full headdress, Flannel shirt, Brave’s Style Tomahawk, Cartoon Features.
Also bring back Noc-A-Homa.
another thing. why did they name the damn thing after the main club’s star player? thats um, a little awkward. imagine if the reading phillies busted out CHASE THE CHIPMUNK, or if the louisville cardinals came out with uh…winnie the pujols?
Following the Braves...one long hard drink at a time.
New Mascot?
ummmmm…. don’t we already have a mascot? Correct me if I am wrong but isn’t it the Braves as in indian braves?
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