Wanted:

by JBinATL on Oct 4, 2008 4:26 PM EDT

We desperately need a couple of good starting pitchers in Atlanta. Would you like to be one of them? We are looking for:

-A Starting pitcher who doesn't suck (like Chuck James).
-Won't spend considerable time on the DL while under contract (like every pitcher but Jurrjens)
-And will pitch more than 30+ times a year after signed. (not like Hampton)

Must have impressive W-L record, excellent ERA and WHIP and give 20 QS's a year. Experience is required and company loyalty is a bonus.

Perks include:
-Multi million dollar contract for each year.
-Pitching for a Major League Baseball team.
-Adoring fans (unless you suck).

Please contact me directly if you're interested!

~FWren

Check out the Craigslist post here.

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im pretty good at softball does that qualify

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by Swo12bv on Oct 4, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Softball

Yeah if you can pitch a wicked 12 foot arch

JB in ATL
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by JBinATL on Oct 4, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions

This is the poll question at ajc.com:

  Which of these potential free-agent starting pitchers should the Braves target?
  Derek Lowe
  Randy Wolf
  Pedro Martinez
  Horacio Ramirez
  Ryan Dempster

And yes, that’s HoRam. I kid you not. Lowe is leading the voting, by the way, followed by Dempster. Horacio actually has 50 votes!

by secondbass on Oct 4, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions